1. - Man, this summer kickoff
party's gonna be, like,Copy !req
2. MTV Beach House
throwback status.Copy !req
3. Daisy Fuentes' butt-cheeks
are just gonna be flowingCopy !req
4. in the wind.
- Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay!Copy !req
5. That wasn't racist, was it?
- She had s-that's a good one.Copy !req
6. It was a little.
- Okay, well.Copy !req
7. - It was a little racist.
- Hey, uh, Dirk to Blaze.Copy !req
8. Any sign of what's clogging
the drain, my main man?Copy !req
9. - Negative, dude.Copy !req
10. I do see a barbeque
down here, though,Copy !req
11. and a suitcase
full of your clothes.Copy !req
12. I'm almost to the drain.
It's 2 meters.Copy !req
13. - How's the air quality
down there?Copy !req
14. - It's okay,
it's all right.Copy !req
15. But I could use
a blow of the dro, sir.Copy !req
16. - Blowing dro.Copy !req
17. - He's blowing
dro now. Over.Copy !req
18. - I just blew the dro.
Blew the dro.Copy !req
19. - Hey, Blaze,
come on, man.Copy !req
20. Any sign of what's clogging
the drain?Copy !req
21. - That's affirmative.
There's something...Copy !req
22. Oh, my God. guys!Copy !req
23. You're not gonna
believe this.Copy !req
24. - Gentledudes, before you lies
a fierce beastCopy !req
25. known to suck the brains
out of humans and goats,Copy !req
26. driven from their habitat
during the constructionCopy !req
27. of the Rancho Garden Mall
in '98.Copy !req
28. Heck, the scientists
thought they moved up north.Copy !req
29. But I had
a different hypothesis.Copy !req
30. Looks like
I was right.Copy !req
31. I give you...
the Rancho Chupacabraj.Copy !req
32. - No, that is definitely
our neighbor Mark's dog Ambush.Copy !req
33. - Covered in some of your hair
and possiblyjizz.Copy !req
34. Not mine, though.Copy !req
35. - It's a chupacabra.Copy !req
36. - I can't believe you're
carrying around a dead animal.Copy !req
37. - Well, I can't just leave
this priceless artifact at home.Copy !req
38. What happens if, like,
Nicolas Cage rollsCopy !req
39. through the neighborhood and
steals this national treasure?Copy !req
40. - Whatever. Let's stick
to the mission, stromies.Copy !req
41. We need some, like, pool toys.
- Yes.Copy !req
42. - Chicks are
like cats, dude.Copy !req
43. If you don't keep
their attention,Copy !req
44. they'll wait for-on-
on top of the refrigerator.Copy !req
45. - Yep
- Welcome, gentlemen,Copy !req
46. to Tez's summer
blowout special.Copy !req
47. I got everything you need.
Games for the Dreamcast,Copy !req
48. PlayStation One,
and free smoovies.Copy !req
49. 'Cause white folks
love smoovies.Copy !req
50. - Smoovies?
- That's what I said.Copy !req
51. - Smoovies.
- With a "v"?Copy !req
52. - Smoothies!
Wait, what do y'all want?Copy !req
53. - We're actually looking
for pool toys and whatnotCopy !req
54. and what have you.
- Pool toys.Copy !req
55. Let me check my inven-
You know what?Copy !req
56. Can I interest you boys
in some straw cowboy hats?Copy !req
57. - Oh, that's
a great idea.Copy !req
58. Whenever chicks
wear straw cowboy hats,Copy !req
59. they turn into sex cattle, man.
And cowgirl butts...Copy !req
60. Just get my thing hard.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
61. - Could you just show us
to the pool supplies?Copy !req
62. - All right,
it's over this way, and-Copy !req
63. Waymond, you touch it,
you bought it.Copy !req
64. Come on.Copy !req
65. - He has the Space Jam
soundtrack.Copy !req
66. - Whoa, dudes,
check this out.Copy !req
67. Damn!Copy !req
68. - Aw, yeah.
- What?Copy !req
69. - That's the Hover Beast
Hovercraft.Copy !req
70. Colleen won that
in a Tropicana bikini contest.Copy !req
71. 150 horsepower engine.
Four-blade warp drive prop.Copy !req
72. And it's all yours for $500.
- Dude.Copy !req
73. If we get this thing, man,
it'll vault our partyCopy !req
74. into the most awesomest maximus
event of the summer.Copy !req
75. - Ah, brain freeze.
- Montez WalkerCopy !req
76. on the invite list?
- Never.Copy !req
77. How about
I give you $200?Copy !req
78. Y'all talk about that.Copy !req
79. - No, no, no, no, no.
We can't spend that much money,Copy !req
80. because then we won't
have enough moneyCopy !req
81. for the cowboy hats, and if
we don't have cowboy hats,Copy !req
82. how am I gonna
save a horse, ride a cowgirl?Copy !req
83. - If we have a hovercraft,
we don't need cowboy hats.Copy !req
84. - Yeah.
- Hovercrafts are aphrodisiacs.Copy !req
85. They're basically...
oysters of the ocean.Copy !req
86. - Yummy.Copy !req
87. - Yeah, I guess you're right.
Plus, you know what?Copy !req
88. We could charge people money
to ride on the hovercraftCopy !req
89. and also money to take pictures
with the Chupacabraj.Copy !req
90. At this point now,
we're making money.Copy !req
91. We're making money
off our party.Copy !req
92. - Guys, we could just buy it
and return it next week.Copy !req
93. - Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
I heard that.Copy !req
94. No refunds around here.Copy !req
95. All sales final.
- How did he hear that?Copy !req
96. - $450, plus you throw inCopy !req
97. all the straw cowboy hats
we can eat, and that's a deal.Copy !req
98. - And whatevefs
in arm's reach.Copy !req
99. - And this-this suit.
- Whoa, cool!Copy !req
100. - Sold!
- Okay!Copy !req
101. - Yes!
- But you be carefulCopy !req
102. in that suit.
It's powerful.Copy !req
103. It makes women
just.Copy !req
104. They just.Copy !req
105. - Waymond! Get over here
and get a sendoff pictureCopy !req
106. like we at the Saturn Dealer.
- There we go.Copy !req
107. - All right.
- Charge that to the game.Copy !req
108. Cool.Copy !req
109. - All right, Ders,
fire this puppy up.Copy !req
110. - Whoo!
- You got it!Copy !req
111. Here we go.Copy !req
112. - Land-ho!
- Ahoy!Copy !req
113. - Oh, captain,
this is going down!Copy !req
114. - I don't like
when your mom visits.Copy !req
115. She's always flirting
with me.Copy !req
116. She's got those
big titties like you.Copy !req
117. - No sale!
- What in the fuck is going-Copy !req
118. - We want our $450 back,Copy !req
119. because the hovercraft
you sold usCopy !req
120. catches fire
way too easily.Copy !req
121. - I told y'all
no refunds.Copy !req
122. Ain't that right,
Way-Way?Copy !req
123. He heard me.
- We don't want refunds.Copy !req
124. We want our money back
so we can buy a hovercraftCopy !req
125. that actually flies.Copy !req
126. - Mm-hmm.
- In the water.Copy !req
127. Wat-water flight.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
128. - Yeah, that's right.
Our pool party's ruined.Copy !req
129. Now it's just guys
with cowboy hatsCopy !req
130. squirting each other.
That's bad.Copy !req
131. - And?
- Well...Copy !req
132. we'll sue you. We'll take
everything you've got.Copy !req
133. - That's a really good idea.
- Thanks.Copy !req
134. - That's why he's the brains
of the operation.Copy !req
135. - You want to get
Judge Joe Brown on it?Copy !req
136. You want some Judge Judy
up your booty?Copy !req
137. You better lawyer up.Copy !req
138. in small claims court.
- What?Copy !req
139. - Then lawyer down, okay?
- Yeah, so lawyer down.Copy !req
140. You know what? We're gonna
see you in court, man.Copy !req
141. - See you there.
- No, we will.Copy !req
142. We'll see you in court.
- Oh, well, bring it.Copy !req
143. - Yeah, fine,
we will bring it.Copy !req
144. - Fine, then.
- Mm.Copy !req
145. - Yo, what the fuck
you did right there?Copy !req
146. That's my cactus!Copy !req
147. You gonna go
in the fucking garbage can?Copy !req
148. - Sony
- Sorry, Jet Set.Copy !req
149. We thought it was his cactus.
We didn't know.Copy !req
150. - Now y'all get out
of my house.Copy !req
151. Have a good day.Copy !req
152. - Move it along, people.Copy !req
153. We got a big-time lawyer
coming through.Copy !req
154. - Guys, I applied
to law school.Copy !req
155. I didn't even
get accepted anywhere.Copy !req
156. - Well, that's not true.
You got accepted in our hearts.Copy !req
157. No homo, pro bono.
That's a lawyer term, right?Copy !req
158. - I'm gonna say it again.
I have no idea.Copy !req
159. I don't know.
I don't know.Copy !req
160. - I don't understand
how you don't know,Copy !req
161. because you've seen every
episode of Franklin & Bash.Copy !req
162. - Who hasn't?
- That's true.Copy !req
163. That's a good show.
Really good show.Copy !req
164. - Ders, you have a briefcase.
Use that.Copy !req
165. - I do
have a briefcase.Copy !req
166. - We bought a hovercraft
for a party that we can't have.Copy !req
167. You know how sad
that makes me?Copy !req
168. Lawyer the sadness away.
- I will, man.Copy !req
169. - This your bag?
- Uh, yes, sir, it is.Copy !req
170. - That was salty.
- I'm gonna have to search it.Copy !req
171. - Oh, uh, yeah, go ahead.
It's cool.Copy !req
172. - Oh, damn!Copy !req
173. - Yeah, pretty freaky, right?
It's a, uh-Copy !req
174. It's actually
a Rancho Chupacabraj.Copy !req
175. Uh, but I have to take it
with me. It's evidence in a...Copy !req
176. uh... well, a-a dude having sex
with a Chupacabraj case, so...Copy !req
177. - Get out of here.
- All right.Copy !req
178. Thanks, sir.
- We found it covered in jizz.Copy !req
179. We're not sure what-animal jizz
or human jizz, we're not sure.Copy !req
180. You've all been sworn in.Copy !req
181. Gentlemen, I've read
your complaint.Copy !req
182. Do you have anything to add
other than your claimCopy !req
183. of boat fraud
in the first degree,Copy !req
184. which I'd like to point out
is not a real thing?Copy !req
185. - Well, we're here to prove
that it is, your Honor.Copy !req
186. If I may,
I'm gonna stand.Copy !req
187. I'd like to, uh,
address the jury here.Copy !req
188. - Uh, plaintiff, uh,
this isn't a jury trial.Copy !req
189. They're here
awaiting their cases.Copy !req
190. - These people?
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
191. - Thank you,
Judge Tibbles.Copy !req
192. Ladies and gentlemen
of the esteemed court,Copy !req
193. two dudes with some
bodacious ponytails.Copy !req
194. - 22 inches and counting.
- Dude.Copy !req
195. This is 19 inches.
It's longer than yours.Copy !req
196. - No, it's not.
- I measured itCopy !req
197. from the base up here.
- I measured itCopy !req
198. from the top
of my forehead.Copy !req
199. - I have but one word-Copy !req
200. "Justice."
Right?Copy !req
201. Just. Us.Copy !req
202. It's just us
on this planet Earth.Copy !req
203. We're alone, so...Copy !req
204. we need to trust
each other.Copy !req
205. Trust. Us.Copy !req
206. Rhymes, so you know
that it's real.Copy !req
207. Which brings me
to the question...Copy !req
208. are we human...Copy !req
209. or are we dancers?Copy !req
210. - Plaintiff, is there any
additional evidenceCopy !req
211. besides
the defective hovercraft?Copy !req
212. - No, but look,
I was having a good time.Copy !req
213. The problem is that this guy
sold us a bunk hovercraft,Copy !req
214. and now we're gonna have
a sausage festCopy !req
215. with no bikinis
and no straw cowboy hats,Copy !req
216. and I don't think
you're being fair.Copy !req
217. This isn't fair.Copy !req
218. - Mr. Walker, how do you respond
to the accusation?Copy !req
219. - Your Honor, I know your time
is valuable, so I will be brief.Copy !req
220. Um, this here
is a textbook witch hunt-Copy !req
221. - How's he sound so real?
- That will clearly exonerate meCopy !req
222. from all these prejudicious
and unfair charges.Copy !req
223. - This isn't
a race thing, sir.Copy !req
224. - May I approach the bench?
- Proceed.Copy !req
225. - He knows exactly...
- You're dumb.Copy !req
226. - Your Honor, as you can see,
in nine separate locations,Copy !req
227. in accordance with
our great law, is my signs.Copy !req
228. - Ders, why aren't you
using the briefcase?Copy !req
229. - There's nothing
inside the briefcaseCopy !req
230. except for golf pencils
and baseball cards,Copy !req
231. and Slim Jim Dare.Copy !req
232. - Slim Jim Dare, really
freaking hot beef jerky,Copy !req
233. and you didn't
give us any of that.Copy !req
234. - This is the jalapeño kind,
and you didn't give-Copy !req
235. You didn't even think-
- Gentlemen, please.Copy !req
236. This is a court of law.
It's not a feeding trough.Copy !req
237. - I had one.
I had-this one was out.Copy !req
238. - I just-okay.
- No, no, dude, dude, come on.Copy !req
239. - I think you're making
a very good case here.Copy !req
240. - Okay, Ders' lawyering
didn't work,Copy !req
241. so it's time for me
to do some liar-ing.Copy !req
242. I'm gonna lie.
- Oh, cool.Copy !req
243. Your Honor,Copy !req
244. I do declare
that we have a star witnessCopy !req
245. that we would like
to call to the stand.Copy !req
246. - To the what?
- To the stand.Copy !req
247. - I don't understand
the word you're saying.Copy !req
248. - To the stand,
to the stand.Copy !req
249. - And we all were just
screaming, "Montez, stop,"Copy !req
250. and he just continued
to squeeze the lifeCopy !req
251. out of the poor little
Girl Scout's Dalmatian.Copy !req
252. It was-it was disgusting.
- What?Copy !req
253. - Can we get back to the case?
- Your Honor.Copy !req
254. We are just here to tell
the truth, the whole truth,Copy !req
255. and nothing but the truth
about a vileCopy !req
256. and disgusting man who
was trying to ruin our party.Copy !req
257. - Could you use
your regular voice, please?Copy !req
258. This young ladyCopy !req
259. knows where I'm coming from,Copy !req
260. don't you, doll?
- Huh?Copy !req
261. - Do you like
pool parties, miss?Copy !req
262. - Yeah.Copy !req
263. - And are you available
this Saturday,Copy !req
264. and may I remind you
you are under oath?Copy !req
265. - I guess
I don't have any plans.Copy !req
266. - Can we get back
to the case please?Copy !req
267. - Your Honor,
I'm just making sureCopy !req
268. that everybody in here
is being truthful,Copy !req
269. such as myself holding on
to my nine-inch lap-hog,Copy !req
270. which must be a true thing
since I am also under oath.Copy !req
271. - Uh, yeah, we all
have really big dongs.Copy !req
272. I swear on a stack of Bibles.
- My dick's big.Copy !req
273. - I believe we've had enough
lap-hog talk for one lifetime.Copy !req
274. - I'm sorry, your Honor.
Did you guys seeCopy !req
275. the "no refund" signs
at the garage sale, or no?Copy !req
276. - I certainly
did not see a sign-Copy !req
277. - That is a lie!
- I should warn you gentlemenCopy !req
278. that perjury laws
are swift and severe.Copy !req
279. - Mm-hmm, swift Willy style,
all in there.Copy !req
280. - You may sit down.Copy !req
281. Does the defense
have any response?Copy !req
282. - Yes, I do.
I also have a star witnessCopy !req
283. who can prove
beyond a reasonable doubtCopy !req
284. that these sucker-necks
are lying.Copy !req
285. Defense calls
Waymond Womano.Copy !req
286. - Oh, shit,
this is bad.Copy !req
287. He saw everything.
We can't let him testify.Copy !req
288. If he testifies, we're gonna go
to jail for perjury.Copy !req
289. - You should've told me that.
- I thought you knew.Copy !req
290. - I choose to accept
this mission.Copy !req
291. Uh...Copy !req
292. - State your name
for the court record, please.Copy !req
293. - What the heck's that?Copy !req
294. - What the-Copy !req
295. - What the hell?Copy !req
296. Court is adjourned
till tomorrow.Copy !req
297. - Yeah.Copy !req
298. Adjourning's the be-
Obviously we're adjourning,Copy !req
299. 'cause you have rats
in your vents...Copy !req
300. - That's the first smart thing
you done all day.Copy !req
301. - Here at the courthouse.Copy !req
302. - Y'all slick,
you're real slick.Copy !req
303. I know y'all threw
that dookie bag.Copy !req
304. But we back tomorrow,
and Waymond is pissed.Copy !req
305. You messed up his church shoes,
and look at my good suit.Copy !req
306. - How about we settle
out of court?Copy !req
307. You know, we'll take you
to Ruby Tuesday's,Copy !req
308. we'll buy you
a root-beer and a burger.Copy !req
309. - The only thing y'all
gonna be eating is ass salad.Copy !req
310. Talking about prison
for in and around 30 days.Copy !req
311. Good luck.Copy !req
312. - Oh, man,
we're going to jail,Copy !req
313. and I never got to Eiffel Tower
a chick with one of you guys.Copy !req
314. - We're not gonna go to jail
if Waymond doesn't testify.Copy !req
315. - Oh, we're eating
ass salad, man.Copy !req
316. I'm gonna have
a big bowl of ass salad.Copy !req
317. You heard Tez.
Waymond's snitching tomorrow.Copy !req
318. - Not if we get
to him tonight.Copy !req
319. - Shut up,
stay right there!Copy !req
320. - And drive!
- Whoops! Hey!Copy !req
321. Don't talk though.
Don't talk though.Copy !req
322. - Waymond Womano,
we can't be responsibleCopy !req
323. for what happens if you show up
in court tomorrow.Copy !req
324. - But we can be very responsible
if you-Copy !req
325. If you don't... do that.Copy !req
326. - Yeah! Stick your hand
in this bag.Copy !req
327. Do it! You feel that?
Those are the eyeballs of kidsCopy !req
328. that we plucked
out of their heads!Copy !req
329. And this?
This is intestines.Copy !req
330. - No, Blake.
We're, uh-Copy !req
331. Dude #1, we told you
he's not blindfolded.Copy !req
332. - He's not blindfolded.
He can see that it's spaghetti.Copy !req
333. - Well, this is spaghetti
that a dude was eating,Copy !req
334. but we killed him.
Yeah!Copy !req
335. - We're going
to kill you, dude!Copy !req
336. - Yeah, we killed his ass.
- Are you ready to die?Copy !req
337. Oh, that's the game
you want to play?Copy !req
338. - Oh, okay.
- Dig your own grave, bud.Copy !req
339. - Yeah, dig
the fricking grave,Copy !req
340. you marshmallow-looking
motherfucker.Copy !req
341. - What?
- Heh, heh...Copy !req
342. - Little help?
- Oh.Copy !req
343. - Just throw-hurry up.
- Yeah.Copy !req
344. Go Falcons!
- Thank you.Copy !req
345. Hey, nice arm.Copy !req
346. - It's a shovel,
not a broom.Copy !req
347. - Come on, jeez.
- That's what you got?Copy !req
348. - All right, he's throwing it
on his shoe-shoes.Copy !req
349. - You really suck at this.
He sucks at this.Copy !req
350. - Jesus Christ,
you're horrible.Copy !req
351. - I'm actually
not very good either.Copy !req
352. - Well, you're holding
the spaghetti.Copy !req
353. We told you not
to bring the spaghetti.Copy !req
354. - I'm gonna go
get some more shovels.Copy !req
355. - Yeah.Copy !req
356. - I'm actually really proud
of us, guys.Copy !req
357. This hole
is freaking impressive.Copy !req
358. - It's crazy.
- Whoa, dude, look,Copy !req
359. you're gonna kill yourself
if you don't start liftingCopy !req
360. with your body
instead of your arm muscles.Copy !req
361. - Well, my arm muscles
are my body, Ders.Copy !req
362. In fact, I think
they're most of it.Copy !req
363. - I think we can all agree
that the most important thingCopy !req
364. to do is come
from the top here.Copy !req
365. - Yeah.
- Because all the leverageCopy !req
366. when you're going-ow!Copy !req
367. - Aah!
- Wait, what happened?Copy !req
368. - I think...
- What happened?Copy !req
369. - Splinter.Copy !req
370. - Yeah, that's painful,
that's painful.Copy !req
371. That's very painful.Copy !req
372. - Waymond? Waymond?
Wait, Waymond!Copy !req
373. - Waymond!
- Waymond!Copy !req
374. - Waymond, wait, wait!
Maybe we went too far!Copy !req
375. Uh, we were just trying
to scare you out of testifying.Copy !req
376. It's us,
the bullshit boys!Copy !req
377. - Well, we shouldn't have
let him waitCopy !req
378. in the car to get warm.
- Real boner move on our part.Copy !req
379. - Yeah, now we're gonna
go to prison for perjury.Copy !req
380. - And liar-ing even.
- Oh, man.Copy !req
381. Hot dudes like us do not do well
in prison, guys.Copy !req
382. We are like three fresh meat
butt steaks just waitingCopy !req
383. for a dry rub.
- Oh, God, Blake's right.Copy !req
384. His American Idol hairdo,
your Norse-ness.Copy !req
385. My pecs, my hammies.
My gluts, man!Copy !req
386. They're just waiting
for a good dicking.Copy !req
387. - Oh, we're gonna get pounded.
- Maybe, like,Copy !req
388. over time, it, like-
It gets okay.Copy !req
389. It's just skin
after all, right?Copy !req
390. - What?
- I don't know.Copy !req
391. I'm just trying to be, like,
a "glass half full" guy.Copy !req
392. - You're gonna have an ass
half full of prison dicks.Copy !req
393. - So what should we do
right now?Copy !req
394. Should we go
get hamburgers?Copy !req
395. Eat a bunch of hamburgers
right now and get fat?Copy !req
396. So the dudes won't want
to butt-fun us?Copy !req
397. - We'll get fat, we'll get ugly.
- We have to beat the prettyCopy !req
398. out of each other.Copy !req
399. - All right, well,
how do we go about doing that?Copy !req
400. - I don't know. What do you say,
we count to three,Copy !req
401. and all, like, just punch
each other, same time?Copy !req
402. - To the right?
- Yeah, to the right.Copy !req
403. - I don't want
to call you guys bitches,Copy !req
404. but you guys
are bitches.Copy !req
405. You're bitches.Copy !req
406. You guys wouldn't be able to
hurt me, my face is very hard.Copy !req
407. Growing up, all the bullies
were, like, "Holy shit, man.Copy !req
408. Your face is so hard."
- Right.Copy !req
409. - "It hurts my hand
when I punch."Copy !req
410. I need something
much harder to hit it.Copy !req
411. - Whoa! Uh...
- Dude, whoa.Copy !req
412. - You want me to blast you?
- No, no, no.Copy !req
413. Let's just, uh,
we'll tell him we fought.Copy !req
414. - No, yeah, good-good call.
- You all right, man?Copy !req
415. - Adam, Adam, you okay?Copy !req
416. - Adam.
- SonyCopy !req
417. - Come on, okay, oh...Copy !req
418. .- Did I get you?
D'd ' get you good?Copy !req
419. Did I get you good?
- Uh, no.Copy !req
420. But Ders got me a-
a cracked rib for sure.Copy !req
421. - We fought, and, uh,
Blake curbed me.Copy !req
422. Just destroyed my face.
- Yeah, twice.Copy !req
423. - I can see that.
I can see that.Copy !req
424. You look bad, dude.
You look bad.Copy !req
425. - Okay, let's-
- You look bad, dude.Copy !req
426. - This way.
- This-yeah.Copy !req
427. - Whoa'.!Copy !req
428. - Oh, great,
the sun's coming up soon.Copy !req
429. - Guess we'll be walking
straight to the courthouse.Copy !req
430. - Hey, guys, when the judge
reads our sentences,Copy !req
431. just don't cry.
- Yeah, definitely.Copy !req
432. Band of Brajs,
we got this.Copy !req
433. - Does it smell
like burnt tires in here?Copy !req
434. Smell, like, a little
like something's burning?Copy !req
435. - No.
- Nice of youCopy !req
436. to join us, gentlemen.
- Sorry, your Honor,Copy !req
437. but took a one-and-a-half
in my pants on the elevator.Copy !req
438. - Yes, that, uh,
definitely happened,Copy !req
439. but we won't bother you
with our whole morning.Copy !req
440. - No, uh...
- That's why we're late,Copy !req
441. 'cause l-l-l shit
and pissed my pants-Copy !req
442. - Adam, don't.Copy !req
443. We're ready
to take responsibilityCopy !req
444. for whatever Waymond
told you we did.Copy !req
445. - Before Mr. Womano testifies,
I understand that he hasCopy !req
446. some physical evidence that may
be pertinent to this case.Copy !req
447. - I got pictures of y'all
in front of my signs.Copy !req
448. You gonna fry.
Some ass salad.Copy !req
449. I mean...Copy !req
450. Whoo, wow,
I'm hairy.Copy !req
451. - I fail to see the relevance
of any of this.Copy !req
452. - Sir, my wife Colleen
is taking a photography classCopy !req
453. at the Learning Annex and
she needed a sexy model, so...Copy !req
454. just move ahead
at your discretion.Copy !req
455. Oh, bam!
There it is!Copy !req
456. - Well, would you look at that?
Seems like Mr. WalkersCopy !req
457. been telling the truth
the whole time.Copy !req
458. Oh, this one has a little
"play" icon in the corner.Copy !req
459. Shall I play it and see
what we can surmise from this?Copy !req
460. - Did you see Monteezy
work his magic?Copy !req
461. I sold these fools
a broke-ass hovercraftCopy !req
462. 'cause they invite me
to their parties.Copy !req
463. Now let's go get
some tacos and smoothies.Copy !req
464. Come on, Waymond.Copy !req
465. You're killing me, Waymond!Copy !req
466. That's good. That's good.Copy !req
467. - After reviewing
the evidence,Copy !req
468. the court finds
in favor of the plaintiffs.Copy !req
469. The defendant is ordered
to pay repair costsCopy !req
470. in their entirety.Copy !req
471. - But did you see
the video?Copy !req
472. - You won, gentlemen.Copy !req
473. - What? Oh!
- We won?Copy !req
474. - Whoo!
- We did it!Copy !req
475. - Whoo, we fucking won!
We won!Copy !req
476. - Whoo, this party sucks!Copy !req
477. All right, a maniac,
I like it, very cool.Copy !req
478. Hey, don't be shy, dudes.
Come on up and take a pictureCopy !req
479. with the picture
of the Rancho Chupacabraj.Copy !req
480. Come on, we got one picture
for $10,Copy !req
481. two pictures
for $5, so...Copy !req
482. just take two. Two.
It's a cheaper deal.Copy !req
483. - Yo, Blaze,
any day now.Copy !req
484. - Oh, yeah.
- Hey. guys.Copy !req
485. I just want to, uh,
take this opportunityCopy !req
486. to say welcome to our premier
beach house party of the summer!Copy !req
487. - Whoa'. Whoa'. Whoa'.!Copy !req
488. - Okay, you guys don't
seem amped, and I get that.Copy !req
489. It's about 98%
to 99% dudes here.Copy !req
490. - It's mostly dudes.
- Yeah.Copy !req
491. - That's okay, though, 'cause
once this bitch gets soaring,Copy !req
492. it's gonna be a chick stampede.
- That's right.Copy !req
493. - Let's take off those straw
cowboy hats, though,Copy !req
494. 'cause those
are for the chicks.Copy !req
495. - Hey. loold
- Oh! Oh!Copy !req
496. - Hey, come in!
- No, no.Copy !req
497. - Yeah, yeah, she's with me.
- Let's go, let's go.Copy !req
498. - Fuck this.Copy !req
499. $5'Copy !req
500. Stop!
This doesn't have any brakes!Copy !req
501. There's no brakes!Copy !req
502. Whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
503. - Aah!
- Oh...Copy !req
504. - That was not
our fault.Copy !req
505. - Oh, fudge.
- That's not our fault.Copy !req
506. - Oh, my God.
Are you-are you boys okay?Copy !req
507. - Yeah, if you mean
almost getting decapitatedCopy !req
508. by your sharp-ass fence,
then yeah. Ow! Ow!Copy !req
509. Why is your fence
so sharp, dude?Copy !req
510. - Are you kidding? You just
drove a boat through my yard.Copy !req
511. - Well, we'll just have to see
how that holds upCopy !req
512. in small claims court.
- Whoo!Copy !req
513. - Yeah, that's right.
You better lawyer down, sir.Copy !req
514. - I am a lawyer.
and with this kind of damage,Copy !req
515. I'm gonna bring you
to big boy court.Copy !req
516. - Well, then,
shit, sir.Copy !req
517. - Nice.Copy !req
518. - That is ejaculate.
- What?Copy !req
519. Why do you think
that's ejaculate?Copy !req
520. - Because it-that's
what ejaculate looks like.Copy !req
521. - Yeah, it does,
but he was in the pool.Copy !req
522. - Yeah, birds are flying by,
they're ejaculating.Copy !req
523. There are squirrels
just busting nuts.Copy !req
524. - Why aren't more people
doing anything about this?Copy !req