1. She's been dead maybe ten minutes.Copy !req
2. Like head chopped off.Copy !req
3. No, she died of, like,
natural causes.Copy !req
4. I'd do it, man.Copy !req
5. She was cute as hell in Commando.Copy !req
6. I'd show her who's the boss.
Poison her Ivy.Copy !req
7. Whoa. Something's up.Copy !req
8. Guys, we've been boiler roomed.Copy !req
9. Telamericorp was just a shell
of a company.Copy !req
10. Alice probably felt
some heat from the feds, right?Copy !req
11. So she packed up
in the middle of the night.Copy !req
12. That makes me Vin Diesel.Copy !req
13. Ooh, I'm Giovanni Ribisi.Copy !req
14. Oh, I'm like a Scott Cann-Jamie
Kennedy Combo Doggie then.Copy !req
15. Jamie Kennedy, maybe.
I feel that experience.Copy !req
16. Hello?Copy !req
17. It's Alice.Copy !req
18. Okay, let's talk.Copy !req
19. What's the vig
to get in on your game?Copy !req
20. Why aren't you here yet?Copy !req
21. Why aren't we where yet?Copy !req
22. Oh, Christ, you're at
the old offices, aren't you?Copy !req
23. We moved offices over the weekend.Copy !req
24. It's all I've talked about for weeks.Copy !req
25. Guys, we moved offices.Copy !req
26. - Oh, yeah, I totally forgot.
- Yeah, um, Alice...Copy !req
27. Oh, wait, wait, let me...Copy !req
28. Hey, Alice, so we're done
with the old office, right?Copy !req
29. We're never going back?Copy !req
30. Yeah, never.
Now, get your asses over hereCopy !req
31. and get to work, please.Copy !req
32. Okay, thanks, Alice.Copy !req
33. You sound like
you're looking good today.Copy !req
34. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
35. I feel like
I'm at a Garth Brooks show.Copy !req
36. Kick it.
He's talented.Copy !req
37. Hello?
Oh, hey, Alice.Copy !req
38. How are you?
What's up?Copy !req
39. Hey, if you're still at the office,Copy !req
40. and not get the $8,000
security deposit back.Copy !req
41. Um, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
42. You must have misunderstood us.Copy !req
43. We are not at the old office.Copy !req
44. We are watching
the old Office, the TV show,Copy !req
45. on an iPad in the car
on the way to the new office.Copy !req
46. What? Hello?Copy !req
47. Oh, hell no, bitch.
These offices suck.Copy !req
48. Where the hell are we
supposed to park?Copy !req
49. There's, like, no spots.Copy !req
50. Guess we gotta park on the street,Copy !req
51. even though there's
extra handicap spots.Copy !req
52. What the heck?
We have one handicapped dudeCopy !req
53. at our office...
Wheelchair Mike.Copy !req
54. Lucky bitch.
I wish I were handicapped.Copy !req
55. Those guys are so lucky, dude.Copy !req
56. Human rabbits' feet.Copy !req
57. Alice, how many handicapped peopleCopy !req
58. - do we have in this office?
- That a trick question?Copy !req
59. We have but one.Copy !req
60. Ooh, I'm gonna talk like that too.Copy !req
61. Alas, there are but two
handicap parking spots,Copy !req
62. which is arithmetic, milady.Copy !req
63. Yeah, you do the math.
Hmm?Copy !req
64. Alice, what they're trying
to say is thatCopy !req
65. there's no spots out thereCopy !req
66. for normal people like us, all right?Copy !req
67. So I'm out there,
parked on the street,Copy !req
68. and what, I'm supposed to, what,Copy !req
69. move my car every two hours?Copy !req
70. - That's stupid.
- Get real.Copy !req
71. Act real, Alice, 'cause guess what.Copy !req
72. We're here every day at 10:00.
Okay, maybe 10:02.Copy !req
73. But when we get here, the
parking lot's all packed out,Copy !req
74. and we're S.O.O.L.Copy !req
75. So why don't you just
scratch our butts a little bitCopy !req
76. and give us the bonus
handicap parking spot, okay?Copy !req
77. First of all, work starts at 9:00.Copy !req
78. Yeah. And see this?Copy !req
79. This is me making a noteCopy !req
80. of giving you that spot.Copy !req
81. "Give parking spot to idiots.
Change tampon... kill self."Copy !req
82. Uhh, change tampon...
Grody.Copy !req
83. That's not funny.
Don't kill yourself.Copy !req
84. - Hey, Anders...
- What? Hang on.Copy !req
85. If you're parked on the street,Copy !req
86. there's a guy out there
writing tickets.Copy !req
87. - Move it! Move it!
- See?Copy !req
88. - Great.
- We were just kiddingCopy !req
89. about that 10:00 thing.Copy !req
90. We get here every day at, uh...
At...Copy !req
91. - 9:00.
- 9:00! That's when we get...Copy !req
92. Because we're working.Copy !req
93. Hey, Wayman! Move!
God... sorry!Copy !req
94. No, no, no, no, no, no!
No! No! No!Copy !req
95. Hey, hey, hey.
Halt! Stop! Buddy, hey...Copy !req
96. Buddy, buddy, buddy, come...Copy !req
97. You gotta be kidding me, man!Copy !req
98. Gotta be kidding me.
What... no!Copy !req
99. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey, you chill out, buddy.Copy !req
100. You're gonna bust a nut, and I'm
not talking that good kind.Copy !req
101. Just throw it away, man.
Pretend like you never got it.Copy !req
102. That's what I did with my std test.Copy !req
103. You can't do that.Copy !req
104. That's, like, socially dangerous.Copy !req
105. Ooh-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
106. We're surrounded by ghosts.
The place is haunted.Copy !req
107. Built on a burial ground.
I'm positive of it.Copy !req
108. It is so weird you said that,Copy !req
109. 'cause right when you said that,
I got chills.Copy !req
110. - Yeah, I'm freezing.
- There's that... vent.Copy !req
111. There's a vent right there.Copy !req
112. - Yeah, there's a vent up there.
- There's still ghosts.Copy !req
113. I don't think it's the vent,
either...Copy !req
114. Hey, guys, shut the fuck up
for a second.Copy !req
115. Ticket... 60 bucks
for street cleaning.Copy !req
116. - 60 bucks?
- What?Copy !req
117. You know how many corndogs
we could buy with that?Copy !req
118. - Like, three boxes.
- Yeah, a lot of corndogs.Copy !req
119. 60. They're, like,
going for a dollar. Yeah.Copy !req
120. I don't understand Alice.Copy !req
121. She clogs up the parking lot arteriesCopy !req
122. with all these handicap spots,Copy !req
123. where regular people can't even park.Copy !req
124. It's all mutant parking.Copy !req
125. Who knew having a car
was gonna be such a drag?Copy !req
126. Makes you wonder
how somebody like DrakeCopy !req
127. handles their entire fleet.Copy !req
128. Yeah, well, he's from
a lawless country.Copy !req
129. There's no laws.
Here in the U.S.,Copy !req
130. you gotta work within the system.Copy !req
131. Okay, if you want
a handicap parking pass,Copy !req
132. you gotta go out and get
a handicap parking pass.Copy !req
133. You gotta beat the system up
from the inside.Copy !req
134. Like rappers with vaginas.
Like, because they beat 'em.Copy !req
135. - Yeah.
- Whatever it takes, man.Copy !req
136. I just don't want to get
another ticket.Copy !req
137. I mean, is it weirdCopy !req
138. if we made up a handicap,
like, a disease?Copy !req
139. What's the disease
that old people getCopy !req
140. where you start forgetting things?Copy !req
141. - What is that?
- Old timers.Copy !req
142. Yeah, still,Copy !req
143. I don't know if that's a good idea.Copy !req
144. It's not cool to pretend
you're handicapped.Copy !req
145. - Right?
- Whoa!Copy !req
146. I got it.Copy !req
147. Telamericorp is hiring, right?Copy !req
148. We can ask our real-life
handicapped cousin DevinCopy !req
149. to work here, and use his pass!Copy !req
150. - Yeah. That'll work.
- All right.Copy !req
151. I haven't seen him
in a while, though.Copy !req
152. I'm excited to see him.Copy !req
153. He couldn't come to ThanksgivingCopy !req
154. because my grandma's house
has stairs,Copy !req
155. and he can't walk up stairs!Copy !req
156. Oh, man, that guy.Copy !req
157. Oh, jeez!Copy !req
158. Are there cats everywhere?Copy !req
159. Devin?Copy !req
160. - Some funky cold medina.
- Adam?Copy !req
161. What's the story with this dude?Copy !req
162. His name was just Devin.
Devin Demamp.Copy !req
163. He was just like us...
Cool, handsome, gnar.Copy !req
164. Two years ago,
he saw this little girl...Copy !req
165. Crossing the street.Copy !req
166. This fire truck was
barreling towards her and just...Copy !req
167. - Bam!
- Oh!Copy !req
168. Jeez!Copy !req
169. Truck knocks me 40 feet
straight into a brick wall.Copy !req
170. Oh. Oh, sure.Copy !req
171. - Yeah!
- All right. You remember.Copy !req
172. - He taught me that.
- What's up?Copy !req
173. - What's going on?
- What is going on, my hero?Copy !req
174. Nada mucho.Copy !req
175. Who are the, uh, butt twins?Copy !req
176. - Oh, the butt twins?
- Yeah.Copy !req
177. This is Ders, and this is Blake.Copy !req
178. This is my cousin Devin.Copy !req
179. Please, call me big fat.Copy !req
180. - Right.
- No, dummy.Copy !req
181. Hand me the churro plate behind you.Copy !req
182. He got you, dude.Copy !req
183. - Thank you so much.
- He got you. He's funny.Copy !req
184. He's a funny dude.Copy !req
185. - You're looking good, man.
- Oh, thank you.Copy !req
186. You dropped some lbs, huh?Copy !req
187. Yeah, I lost some weight.
Where'd it go?Copy !req
188. - Oh, there it is. Get it back.
- Oh, I'll get it.Copy !req
189. - I love that.
- Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!Copy !req
190. It feels like
a real woman's boob, dude.Copy !req
191. - Tickles, bro.
- Get in here.Copy !req
192. Blake, hit this, man.Copy !req
193. - You sure?
- Yeah. Do it.Copy !req
194. - Oh!
- Whoa!Copy !req
195. - Hey, Ders, come try it, man.
- I'm good, I'm good.Copy !req
196. I don't want to lose
my watch, so you know...Copy !req
197. Gay dudes... always worried
about time.Copy !req
198. Is that true?
I didn't know that.Copy !req
199. So you guys seem to be getting
a pretty sweet dealio,Copy !req
200. - but what's in it for me?
- Duh. You get to get outCopy !req
201. of this sorry basement,
and you get a job.Copy !req
202. Duh, why would I want
to do that, smart guy?Copy !req
203. Take a look around.Copy !req
204. Xbox Live, Howard TV, My Cat Circus.Copy !req
205. You are a gangster, man.
You're like...Copy !req
206. Rick Ross with extra sauce.Copy !req
207. Yeah, you're like a one-man G Unit!Copy !req
208. Come on, ask him.Copy !req
209. Actually, we really do
need that pass, man.Copy !req
210. Unfortunately,
Ders' micro-machine penisCopy !req
211. doesn't classify him as handicapped.Copy !req
212. It should, though.Copy !req
213. It should, though, it's so small.Copy !req
214. You wanna see it?
You keep calling it small?Copy !req
215. Might as well just show it to you.Copy !req
216. Wait, I wanna see it.Copy !req
217. I got front-row seats over here.Copy !req
218. My dick's bigger than yours.Copy !req
219. - You wanna see it?
- I've seen it. I've seen it!Copy !req
220. - Whoa, slow down.
- I've seen it.Copy !req
221. Keep your grub worm
in its hole, okay?Copy !req
222. I can tell you it's bigger
than a cat's dick.Copy !req
223. - Yeah.
- I'm sorry about that, dude.Copy !req
224. But will you help a brother
that's actually a cousin out,Copy !req
225. just 'cause... my brother?Copy !req
226. We get it, dude.
We get it.Copy !req
227. Sit in your chair, chub up.Copy !req
228. But all we're asking for
is a parking pass.Copy !req
229. - That's it.
- Yeah.Copy !req
230. All right,
you guys can have the pass.Copy !req
231. - It's cool.
- What'd I say? What'd I say?Copy !req
232. Now, get on out of here.
I'm about to watchCopy !req
233. a chick masturbate with a summer
sausage on the Internet.Copy !req
234. Oh, no, you don't.
Devin.Copy !req
235. These boys just offered you a job,Copy !req
236. and you are taking it.Copy !req
237. Mom, I'm not taking some stupid job!Copy !req
238. Can we not do this again?Copy !req
239. Your disability is about to run out,Copy !req
240. and I am not footing the billCopy !req
241. while you masturbate your life away!Copy !req
242. - Mama!
- Dude, it's cool.Copy !req
243. You can just come
and try it out... I work there.Copy !req
244. - No!
- Devin Demamp!Copy !req
245. I will call animal services
to come for your cats.Copy !req
246. Someone get me a bucket and soap.Copy !req
247. Big fat's about to get a job.Copy !req
248. - Here we are.
- Yeah.Copy !req
249. - Oh, yeah.
- Like a glove.Copy !req
250. Livin' that handicap life!Copy !req
251. - This... is parking.
- There we go.Copy !req
252. - Yeah, mama!
- There you go, big buddy.Copy !req
253. I don't want to sound arrogant,Copy !req
254. but I feel like I was
always meant to parkCopy !req
255. in handicap spots.Copy !req
256. You're basically
a handicapped dude, my brother.Copy !req
257. - Don't I know it.
- Now, this is parking!Copy !req
258. I just said that.
This is parking.Copy !req
259. There's no other way
to say it, though.Copy !req
260. - This is parking.
- Hey, guys!Copy !req
261. I'm stuck!Copy !req
262. Yo!
Seriously, I'm stuck.Copy !req
263. Yeah, I forgot how fat you were, bud.Copy !req
264. Can't get out of the car.Copy !req
265. So welcome to the dragon's lair.Copy !req
266. That's what I call the break room.Copy !req
267. - It's pretty sick.
- Yeah.Copy !req
268. We're gonna go talk to Alice,Copy !req
269. get you a job!Copy !req
270. Whoa, whoa.Copy !req
271. Pump the brakes, fellas.Copy !req
272. You guys already have
the parking spot,Copy !req
273. you're good to go.Copy !req
274. And as long as my mom thinks
I have a job here,Copy !req
275. I'm good to go.Copy !req
276. But there ain't a chance in hellCopy !req
277. that I'm clocking in
to this fart factory.Copy !req
278. - Not happening.
- All right.Copy !req
279. All right, well, hey, here is the TV.Copy !req
280. So enjoy The View.
The show. The show The View.Copy !req
281. All right, guys, let's go.
We got work to do.Copy !req
282. Uh, we make the world turn,
unlike you.Copy !req
283. That and my stomach.Copy !req
284. Stay fat, bro.Copy !req
285. Ow!Copy !req
286. - All right. Love you, bro.
- Love you too, dude.Copy !req
287. Don't mind if I squeeze...
Yes.Copy !req
288. How you doing?Copy !req
289. Some butt you got there.
Yeah.Copy !req
290. Do you wipe it?Copy !req
291. I'm kidding.Copy !req
292. But seriously, can I?Copy !req
293. I don't appreciate you
talking to me like that.Copy !req
294. Okay. I'm being selfish.Copy !req
295. How 'bout I start over?Copy !req
296. Do you, uh, wanna suck my tits?Copy !req
297. Come here.Copy !req
298. This is called a floor fan.Copy !req
299. It goes on a floor, and...Copy !req
300. What? My yogurt?Copy !req
301. In the break room?
Oh, my go...Copy !req
302. I gotta call you back.
About to catch me a case.Copy !req
303. Yo, let's go!Copy !req
304. You don't eat a man's yogurt.
That's all I can eat.Copy !req
305. You know what I'm saying?
I'm on a diet.Copy !req
306. This is unbelievable.Copy !req
307. - Someone eatin' my yogurt.
- Fight?Copy !req
308. I will kill a man right now.Copy !req
309. Who's fighting?
Is someone fighting?Copy !req
310. Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight!Copy !req
311. You can't be snackin'
on my snacks like that!Copy !req
312. Gimme the news, not
the dick breath, ya butt slug!Copy !req
313. - I'll eat what I want!
- You got no respectCopy !req
314. for another man's live cultures.Copy !req
315. We about to get it on!Copy !req
316. Okay, let's go!Copy !req
317. Get off my cousin!Copy !req
318. - Get off me! Get off me!
- Watch it, dude.Copy !req
319. Okay, what the hell
is going on in here?Copy !req
320. Listen, lady, why don't you just...Copy !req
321. Why don't I apologize
to everyone in this roomCopy !req
322. for what I just did...
Totally uncalled for.Copy !req
323. I'm sorry, everyone.Copy !req
324. Sure. Great.
What are you?Copy !req
325. He's my cousin!Copy !req
326. Of course he is.Copy !req
327. And since we're hiring,
I figured he'd beCopy !req
328. a great member
of the sales team, right?Copy !req
329. - Plus, he's a local hero.
- Yeah. He sure is.Copy !req
330. Jumped in front of a fire truck,
saved a little girl's life.Copy !req
331. Miss, I promise you
I will give you my best,Copy !req
332. and I will deliver.Copy !req
333. All right, whatever, but you threeCopy !req
334. are responsible for training him.Copy !req
335. And if he doesn't deliver,
it's on you.Copy !req
336. What are you looking at?
Come on, let's go!Copy !req
337. - He ate my yogurt.
- Team Demamp!Copy !req
338. Yes. Aw, dude, we just
got you a job. Team Demamp.Copy !req
339. - Oh, hi.
- Cat lover?Copy !req
340. Oh, yes. Uh, it's actually
the anniversaryCopy !req
341. of my cat Brent Hoffman's death.Copy !req
342. I miss my dead, dead cat.Copy !req
343. - I am so sorry to hear that.
- Thank you.Copy !req
344. Now I'm the proud owner of seven,Copy !req
345. which some people think is weird.Copy !req
346. You know, I think it's weird
if you don't have more.Copy !req
347. Well, I did until this one died.Copy !req
348. You know, I have a dozen cats myself.Copy !req
349. You should come over and breed.Copy !req
350. With my cats.Copy !req
351. - Oh.
- Cats.Copy !req
352. You should breed with my cats.Copy !req
353. Well, yeah, that would be nice.Copy !req
354. - Yeah. Okay.
- But I should...Copy !req
355. - I should go.
- Totally.Copy !req
356. - It was nice to meet you.
- So nice meeting you.Copy !req
357. - Yeah.
- Okay. We'll see ya.Copy !req
358. - Okay...
- Damn.Copy !req
359. Move over, Ms. Quiznos,
big fat's got a new chick.Copy !req
360. If you really wanted
to make a good joke,Copy !req
361. you could have said
"move over miss Wendy's,"Copy !req
362. - 'cause it's a woman.
- You see this?Copy !req
363. It means not Wendy's.Copy !req
364. - Mmm, toasty!
- Okay.Copy !req
365. - Yeah, that's hardcore.
- That gets me hungry, dude!Copy !req
366. That's hardcore.Copy !req
367. Telamericorp's sales
techniques could be summarizedCopy !req
368. as, I don't know, I guess the...Copy !req
369. All right, you're gonna
want to listen to this.Copy !req
370. Shh.
I'm kinda in the middleCopy !req
371. of being in love here, Ders.Copy !req
372. Just listen to Ders.
He's the best in the biz.Copy !req
373. We'll get you on the phone.
You'll be stacking cash, man.Copy !req
374. Yeah, man, you could make it rainCopy !req
375. on Jillian's nude sleeping self.Copy !req
376. Hey, you know what?
I got a better idea.Copy !req
377. You wanna hear a song I wrote, guys?Copy !req
378. - Sure.
- Ooh...Copy !req
379. - I gotta let this one fly, boys.
- Oh, that's foul.Copy !req
380. Smells like waffles.Copy !req
381. No, it doesn't smell like
anything from this planet.Copy !req
382. How many waffles
have you been eating?Copy !req
383. We're trying to help you, big fat.Copy !req
384. I mean, yes, we want
your parking pass,Copy !req
385. but don't you want to
do anything with your life?Copy !req
386. This is what you call a life?Copy !req
387. Is this your legacy?Copy !req
388. Is this your Sistine chapel?Copy !req
389. Here lies Ders, the Telameridork,Copy !req
390. father of two broke gays.Copy !req
391. I saved a little girl's life, bro.Copy !req
392. I'm a hero.Copy !req
393. You are not a hero.
You're human moldCopy !req
394. in breakaway sweatpants.Copy !req
395. You're the kind of stainCopy !req
396. that makes Adam
throw out his underwear.Copy !req
397. Get him!
Wait, what?Copy !req
398. How 'bout I just take my parking passCopy !req
399. and get on outta here?Copy !req
400. - Go.
- Okay, I'm going.Copy !req
401. - I can't take this.
- Hey, honey.Copy !req
402. You wanna roll with me,Copy !req
403. grab some lunch, rule the world?Copy !req
404. I'm sorry, I'm on
the phone... just one second.Copy !req
405. Fuck this. I'm outta here.Copy !req
406. All right.Copy !req
407. Big fat, my man, chill out.Copy !req
408. We're all a little worked up,
probably from that fart.Copy !req
409. Dude, that was a barn burner!Copy !req
410. Hey, come on, let's
be feasible or whatever.Copy !req
411. Slow down.
Give us a few days, okay?Copy !req
412. We're gonna figure this out.Copy !req
413. We don't need to figure anything out.Copy !req
414. I'm gonna go
park the car on the street.Copy !req
415. We'll take the bus.Copy !req
416. Do our part.
Save the planet!Copy !req
417. Okay, I give up.
We need that passCopy !req
418. because I cannot ride the bus.Copy !req
419. Homeless people wipe their hands
off in my hair.Copy !req
420. So once again, it is arithmetic, man.Copy !req
421. And if I'm being real,
I'm worried about you, man.Copy !req
422. What are you gonna do when
your disability runs out?Copy !req
423. - Huh?
- Really? You too?Copy !req
424. Hey, your cuz, he's right.Copy !req
425. That horrific accident you were in,Copy !req
426. that was lucky.Copy !req
427. And we can't make lightning
strike luck twice.Copy !req
428. We can't.Copy !req
429. Or can we?Copy !req
430. Make lightning do what Blake...Copy !req
431. Said it doesn't do.Copy !req
432. Workman's comp.
You get hurt at work,Copy !req
433. the checks don't stop.Copy !req
434. How do we even know
this is something that's real?Copy !req
435. Oh, come on, sad dads across AmericaCopy !req
436. do it all the time.Copy !req
437. Probably one doing it right now.Copy !req
438. Guys, I'm just gonna think
about this.Copy !req
439. I didn't know a hero
could be such a big pussy.Copy !req
440. Suit me up.Copy !req
441. - Yes!
- All right!Copy !req
442. - Yeah!
- It's gonna be cool!Copy !req
443. That's what I'm
talking about, brother.Copy !req
444. - Ready?
- Throw!Copy !req
445. Whoa!Copy !req
446. You got some air!
You got some air!Copy !req
447. - Did you break anything?
- Nope.Copy !req
448. - Unh!
- Nothin'.Copy !req
449. - What?
- What are you doing, Devin?Copy !req
450. I... fell.Copy !req
451. No, we pushed him, okay?Copy !req
452. This guy wants to go back
to living in his basement,Copy !req
453. so we're giving him workman's compCopy !req
454. in exchange for
a handicap parking pass.Copy !req
455. I wish somebody would have told meCopy !req
456. that I was working on Saturday,Copy !req
457. 'cause this is just sad.Copy !req
458. All of this on the day
that would have beenCopy !req
459. my cat Brent's 27th birthday
in human years.Copy !req
460. He never even got to ride
a roller coaster.Copy !req
461. Sorry about your cat,
but don't blame big fat.Copy !req
462. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it.Copy !req
463. You guys are just as sad.Copy !req
464. I... I shouldn't even say this,Copy !req
465. but I was coming in here to tell youCopy !req
466. - you're getting another ticket.
- What?Copy !req
467. I just moved it!Copy !req
468. Hey, we'll see you later, big dude.Copy !req
469. - Thanks anyways.
- Later.Copy !req
470. I'll come over in a few weeks,Copy !req
471. eat some tortas.Copy !req
472. This can't be happening.
I just want a fair shake!Copy !req
473. Can I just get a...
You!Copy !req
474. This is your fault.
I'm gonna rip your tits offCopy !req
475. and use 'em as cereal bowls!
You get me?Copy !req
476. The cleaners!Copy !req
477. Holy!Copy !req
478. - Are you okay? That was insane!
- That was a close call.Copy !req
479. - That was insane!
- Oh, we thought we lost you.Copy !req
480. I don't think
that's gonna happen, buddy.Copy !req
481. Oh, my God! Dude look at his leg!Copy !req
482. Who needs a leg
when all you wanna do isCopy !req
483. eat doritos
and watch Brazzers all day?Copy !req
484. - We did it!
- Yeah!Copy !req
485. - Oh, damn, we kinda did.
- Just... yeah.Copy !req
486. The city's gonna owe you millions.Copy !req
487. If not thousands.Copy !req
488. Hey, now, somebody tie something
around my legCopy !req
489. before I croak out here,
you hand jobs!Copy !req
490. No, I got it. I gotcha.
I'll belt you up.Copy !req
491. Devin, I saw the whole thing
from the window.Copy !req
492. - Are you okay?
- Oh, Jillian, yeah.Copy !req
493. - I'll be fine.
- Good, 'cause look at me.Copy !req
494. We are definitely gonna have
our cats.Copy !req
495. You know, you don't want
to get mixed upCopy !req
496. with a guy like me.Copy !req
497. - I'm just a big ol' fat...
- Hero.Copy !req
498. You're a big ol' fat hero.Copy !req
499. I was wrong about you, man.
You deserve every centCopy !req
500. - coming to you for this.
- No, bro.Copy !req
501. I was wrong about you.
You're not gay at all.Copy !req
502. You're probably bi, though.Copy !req
503. - He's definitely bi.
- Oh, God!Copy !req
504. - That's cool.
- That's cheating, I feel.Copy !req
505. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
506. There it is.Copy !req
507. Ah, good movie.Copy !req
508. - That's a good movie.
- Great movie.Copy !req
509. Look at all these suckers
in regular parking.Copy !req
510. You're a bitch!
We're handicapped!Copy !req
511. Dude, your cousin big fat is the man!Copy !req
512. Yeah, us Demamps are
pretty raw dog as a people.Copy !req
513. Didn't like the guy at first,
but he came through.Copy !req
514. And here we ar...Copy !req
515. W-t?Copy !req
516. Alice, I Demamp to know what you didCopy !req
517. with that bonus
handicap parking space. Hmm?Copy !req
518. - Why do you care?
- Come on, we are advocatesCopy !req
519. for the Handi-Captains,Copy !req
520. and that's the one thing
you should know about us.Copy !req
521. You should know that about us.Copy !req
522. Look, you came in here the other day,Copy !req
523. said we didn't need it.Copy !req
524. I thought about it,
and you were right.Copy !req
525. - No. Alice.
- No.Copy !req
526. - What?
- We were right?Copy !req
527. Let's look at history.
We're never right.Copy !req
528. Does this guy...
Do I look right?Copy !req
529. Does this look right?Copy !req
530. Look, please just go back
to the phones, okay?Copy !req
531. I am not in the mood for this today.Copy !req
532. Apparently, some homeless people
broke into the old officesCopy !req
533. and destroyed everything.Copy !req
534. Homeless people.
Can't trust 'em.Copy !req
535. Know what I mean?
They're a foul, foul breed!Copy !req
536. - Thanks for, uh...
- Ecch! Gross!Copy !req