1. She's been dead maybe ten minutes.Copy !req
2. Like head chopped off.Copy !req
3. No, she died of, like,
natural causes.Copy !req
4. I'd do it, man.Copy !req
5. She was cute as hell in Commando.Copy !req
6. I'd show her who's the boss.
Poison her Ivy.Copy !req
7. Whoa. Something's up.Copy !req
8. Guys, we've been boiler roomed.Copy !req
9. Telamericorp was just a shell
of a company.Copy !req
10. Alice probably felt
some heat from the feds, right?Copy !req
11. So she packed up
in the middle of the night.Copy !req
12. That makes me Vin Diesel.Copy !req
13. Ooh, I'm Giovanni Ribisi.Copy !req
14. Oh, I'm like a Scott Cann-Jamie
Kennedy Combo Doggie then.Copy !req
15. Jamie Kennedy, maybe.
I feel that experience.Copy !req
16. Hello?Copy !req
17. It's Alice.Copy !req
18. Okay, let's talk.Copy !req
19. What's the vig
to get in on your game?Copy !req
20. Why aren't you here yet?Copy !req
21. Why aren't we where yet?Copy !req
22. Oh, Christ, you're at
the old offices, aren't you?Copy !req
23. We moved offices over the weekend.Copy !req
24. It's all I've talked about for weeks.Copy !req
25. Guys, we moved offices.Copy !req
26. - Oh, yeah, I totally forgot.
- Yeah, um, Alice...Copy !req
27. Oh, wait, wait, let me...Copy !req
28. Hey, Alice, so we're done
with the old office, right?Copy !req
29. We're never going back?Copy !req
30. Yeah, never.
Now, get your asses over hereCopy !req
31. and get to work, please.Copy !req
32. Okay, thanks, Alice.Copy !req
33. You sound like
you're looking good today.Copy !req
34. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
35. I feel like
I'm at a Garth Brooks show.Copy !req
36. Kick it.
He's talented.Copy !req
37. Hello?
Oh, hey, Alice.Copy !req
38. How are you?
What's up?Copy !req
39. Hey, if you're still at the office,Copy !req
40. can you let the inspector in?
He's locked out.Copy !req
41. I don't want to piss him offCopy !req
42. and not get the $8,000
security deposit back.Copy !req
43. Um, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
44. You must have misunderstood us.Copy !req
45. We are not at the old office.Copy !req
46. We are watching
the old Office, the TV show,Copy !req
47. on an iPad in the car
on the way to the new office.Copy !req
48. What? Hello?Copy !req
49. Oh, hell no, bitch.
These offices suck.Copy !req
50. Where the hell are we
supposed to park?Copy !req
51. There's, like, no spots.Copy !req
52. Guess we gotta park on the street,Copy !req
53. even though there's
extra handicap spots.Copy !req
54. What the heck?
We have one handicapped dudeCopy !req
55. at our office...
Wheelchair Mike.Copy !req
56. Lucky bitch.
I wish I were handicapped.Copy !req
57. Those guys are so lucky, dude.Copy !req
58. Human rabbits' feet.Copy !req
59. Alice, how many handicapped peopleCopy !req
60. - do we have in this office?
- That a trick question?Copy !req
61. We have but one.Copy !req
62. Ooh, I'm gonna talk like that too.Copy !req
63. Alas, there are but two
handicap parking spots,Copy !req
64. which is arithmetic, milady.Copy !req
65. Yeah, you do the math.
Hmm?Copy !req
66. Alice, what they're trying
to say is thatCopy !req
67. there's no spots out thereCopy !req
68. for normal people like us, all right?Copy !req
69. So I'm out there,
parked on the street,Copy !req
70. and what, I'm supposed to, what,Copy !req
71. move my car every two hours?Copy !req
72. - That's stupid.
- Get real.Copy !req
73. Act real, Alice, 'cause guess what.Copy !req
74. We're here every day at 10:00.
Okay, maybe 10:02.Copy !req
75. But when we get here, the
parking lot's all packed out,Copy !req
76. and we're S.O.O.L.Copy !req
77. So why don't you just
scratch our butts a little bitCopy !req
78. and give us the bonus
handicap parking spot, okay?Copy !req
79. First of all, work starts at 9:00.Copy !req
80. Yeah. And see this?Copy !req
81. This is me making a noteCopy !req
82. of giving you that spot.Copy !req
83. "Give parking spot to idiots.
Change tampon... kill self."Copy !req
84. Uhh, change tampon...
Grody.Copy !req
85. That's not funny.
Don't kill yourself.Copy !req
86. - Hey, Anders...
- What? Hang on.Copy !req
87. If you're parked on the street,Copy !req
88. there's a guy out there
writing tickets.Copy !req
89. - Move it! Move it!
- See?Copy !req
90. - Great.
- We were just kiddingCopy !req
91. about that 10:00 thing.Copy !req
92. We get here every day at, uh...
At...Copy !req
93. - 9:00.
- 9:00! That's when we get...Copy !req
94. Because we're working.Copy !req
95. Hey, Wayman! Move!
God... sorry!Copy !req
96. No, no, no, no, no, no!
No! No! No!Copy !req
97. Hey, hey, hey.
Halt! Stop! Buddy, hey...Copy !req
98. Buddy, buddy, buddy, come...Copy !req
99. You gotta be kidding me, man!Copy !req
100. Gotta be kidding me.
What... no!Copy !req
101. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey, you chill out, buddy.Copy !req
102. You're gonna bust a nut, and I'm
not talking that good kind.Copy !req
103. Just throw it away, man.
Pretend like you never got it.Copy !req
104. That's what I did with my std test.Copy !req
105. You can't do that.Copy !req
106. That's, like, socially dangerous.Copy !req
107. Ooh-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
108. We're surrounded by ghosts.
The place is haunted.Copy !req
109. Built on a burial ground.
I'm positive of it.Copy !req
110. It is so weird you said that,Copy !req
111. 'cause right when you said that,
I got chills.Copy !req
112. - Yeah, I'm freezing.
- There's that... vent.Copy !req
113. There's a vent right there.Copy !req
114. - Yeah, there's a vent up there.
- There's still ghosts.Copy !req
115. I don't think it's the vent,
either...Copy !req
116. Hey, guys, shut the fuck up
for a second.Copy !req
117. Ticket... 60 bucks
for street cleaning.Copy !req
118. - 60 bucks?
- What?Copy !req
119. You know how many corndogs
we could buy with that?Copy !req
120. - Like, three boxes.
- Yeah, a lot of corndogs.Copy !req
121. 60. They're, like,
going for a dollar. Yeah.Copy !req
122. I don't understand Alice.Copy !req
123. She clogs up the parking lot arteriesCopy !req
124. with all these handicap spots,Copy !req
125. where regular people can't even park.Copy !req
126. It's all mutant parking.Copy !req
127. Who knew having a car
was gonna be such a drag?Copy !req
128. Makes you wonder
how somebody like DrakeCopy !req
129. handles their entire fleet.Copy !req
130. Yeah, well, he's from
a lawless country.Copy !req
131. There's no laws.
Here in the U.S.,Copy !req
132. you gotta work within the system.Copy !req
133. Okay, if you want
a handicap parking pass,Copy !req
134. you gotta go out and get
a handicap parking pass.Copy !req
135. You gotta beat the system up
from the inside.Copy !req
136. Like rappers with vaginas.
Like, because they beat 'em.Copy !req
137. - Yeah.
- Whatever it takes, man.Copy !req
138. I just don't want to get
another ticket.Copy !req
139. I mean, is it weirdCopy !req
140. if we made up a handicap,
like, a disease?Copy !req
141. What's the disease
that old people getCopy !req
142. where you start forgetting things?Copy !req
143. - What is that?
- Old timers.Copy !req
144. Yeah, still,Copy !req
145. I don't know if that's a good idea.Copy !req
146. It's not cool to pretend
you're handicapped.Copy !req
147. - Right?
- Whoa!Copy !req
148. I got it.Copy !req
149. Telamericorp is hiring, right?Copy !req
150. We can ask our real-life
handicapped cousin DevinCopy !req
151. to work here, and use his pass!Copy !req
152. - Yeah. That'll work.
- All right.Copy !req
153. I haven't seen him
in a while, though.Copy !req
154. I'm excited to see him.Copy !req
155. He couldn't come to ThanksgivingCopy !req
156. because my grandma's house
has stairs,Copy !req
157. and he can't walk up stairs!Copy !req
158. Oh, man, that guy.Copy !req
159. Oh, jeez!Copy !req
160. Are there cats everywhere?Copy !req
161. Devin?Copy !req
162. - Some funky cold medina.
- Adam?Copy !req
163. What's the story with this dude?Copy !req
164. His name was just Devin.
Devin Demamp.Copy !req
165. He was just like us...
Cool, handsome, gnar.Copy !req
166. Two years ago,
he saw this little girl...Copy !req
167. Crossing the street.Copy !req
168. This fire truck was
barreling towards her and just...Copy !req
169. Bam!
Oh!Copy !req
170. - Jeez!Copy !req
171. Truck knocks me 40 feet
straight into a brick wall.Copy !req
172. - Oh. Oh, sure.Copy !req
173. - Yeah!
- All right. You remember.Copy !req
174. - He taught me that.
- What's up?Copy !req
175. - What's going on?
- What is going on, my hero?Copy !req
176. Nada mucho.Copy !req
177. Who are the, uh, butttwins?Copy !req
178. - Oh, the butttwins?
- Yeah.Copy !req
179. This is Ders, and this is Blake.Copy !req
180. - This is my cousin Devin.Copy !req
181. Please, call me big fat.Copy !req
182. - Right.
- No, dummy.Copy !req
183. Hand me the churro plate behind you.Copy !req
184. - He got you, dude.Copy !req
185. - Thank you so much.
- He got you. He's funny.Copy !req
186. He's a funny dude.Copy !req
187. - You're looking good, man.
- Oh, thank you.Copy !req
188. You dropped some lbs, huh?Copy !req
189. Yeah, I lost some weight.
Where'd it go?Copy !req
190. - Oh, there it is. Get it back.
- Oh, I'll get it.Copy !req
191. - I love that.
- Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!Copy !req
192. It feels like
a real woman's boob, dude.Copy !req
193. - Tickles, bro.
- Get in here.Copy !req
194. Blake, hit this, man.Copy !req
195. - You sure?
- Yeah. Do it.Copy !req
196. - Oh!
- Whoa!Copy !req
197. - Hey, Ders, come try it, man.
- I'm good, I'm good.Copy !req
198. I don't want to lose
my watch, so you know...Copy !req
199. Gay dudes... always worried
about time.Copy !req
200. Is that true?
I didn't know that.Copy !req
201. So you guys seem to be getting
a pretty sweet dealio,Copy !req
202. - but what's in it for me?
- Duh. You get to get outCopy !req
203. of this sorry basement,
and you get a job.Copy !req
204. Duh, why would I want
to do that, smart guy?Copy !req
205. Take a look around.Copy !req
206. Xbox Live, Howard TV, My Cat Circus.Copy !req
207. You are a gangster, man.
You're like...Copy !req
208. Rick Ross with extra sauce.Copy !req
209. Yeah, you're like a one-man G Unit!Copy !req
210. Come on, ask him.Copy !req
211. Actually, we really do
need that pass, man.Copy !req
212. Unfortunately,
Ders' micro-machine penisCopy !req
213. doesn't classify him as handicapped.Copy !req
214. It should, though.Copy !req
215. It should, though, it's so small.Copy !req
216. You wanna see it?
You keep calling it small?Copy !req
217. Might as well just show it to you.Copy !req
218. Wait, I wanna see it.Copy !req
219. I got front-row seats over here.Copy !req
220. My dick's bigger than yours.Copy !req
221. - You wanna see it?
- I've seen it. I've seen it!Copy !req
222. - Whoa, slow down.
- I've seen it.Copy !req
223. Keep your grub worm
in its hole, okay?Copy !req
224. I can tell you it's bigger
than a cat's dick.Copy !req
225. - Yeah.
- I'm sorry about that, dude.Copy !req
226. But will you help a brother
that's actually a cousin out,Copy !req
227. just 'cause... my brother?Copy !req
228. We get it, dude.
We get it.Copy !req
229. Sit in your chair, chub up.Copy !req
230. But all we're asking for
is a parking pass.Copy !req
231. - That's it.
- Yeah.Copy !req
232. All right,
you guys can have the pass.Copy !req
233. - It's cool.
- What'd I say? What'd I say?Copy !req
234. Now, get on out of here.
I'm about to watchCopy !req
235. a chick masturbate with a summer
sausage on the Internet.Copy !req
236. Oh, no, you don't.
Devin.Copy !req
237. These boys just offered you a job,Copy !req
238. and you are taking it.Copy !req
239. Mom, I'm not taking some stupid job!Copy !req
240. Can we not do this again?Copy !req
241. Your disability is about to run out,Copy !req
242. and I am not footing the billCopy !req
243. while you masturbate your life away!Copy !req
244. - Mama!
- Dude, it's cool.Copy !req
245. You can just come
and try it out... I work there.Copy !req
246. - No!
- Devin Demamp!Copy !req
247. I will call animal services
to come for your cats.Copy !req
248. Someone get me a bucket and soap.Copy !req
249. Big fat's about to get a job.Copy !req
250. - Here we are.
- Yeah.Copy !req
251. - Oh, yeah.
- Like a glove.Copy !req
252. Livin' that handicap life!Copy !req
253. - This... is parking.
- There we go.Copy !req
254. - Yeah, mama!
- There you go, big buddy.Copy !req
255. I don't want to sound arrogant,Copy !req
256. but I feel like I was
always meant to parkCopy !req
257. in handicap spots.Copy !req
258. You're basically
a handicapped dude, my brother.Copy !req
259. - Don't I know it.
- Now, this is parking!Copy !req
260. I just said that.
This is parking.Copy !req
261. There's no other way
to say it, though.Copy !req
262. - This is parking.
- Hey, guys!Copy !req
263. I'm stuck!Copy !req
264. Yo!
Seriously, I'm stuck.Copy !req
265. Yeah, I forgot how fat you were, bud.Copy !req
266. Can't get out of the car.Copy !req
267. So welcome to the dragon's lair.Copy !req
268. That's what I call the break room.Copy !req
269. - It's pretty sick.
- Yeah.Copy !req
270. We're gonna go talk to Alice,Copy !req
271. get you a job!Copy !req
272. Whoa, whoa.Copy !req
273. Pump the brakes, fellas.Copy !req
274. You guys already have
the parking spot,Copy !req
275. you're good to go.Copy !req
276. And as long as my mom thinks
I have a job here,Copy !req
277. I'm good to go.Copy !req
278. But there ain't a chance in hellCopy !req
279. that I'm clocking in
to this fart factory.Copy !req
280. - Not happening.
- All right.Copy !req
281. All right, well, hey, here is the TV.Copy !req
282. So enjoy The View.
The show. The show The View.Copy !req
283. All right, guys, let's go.
We got work to do.Copy !req
284. Uh, we make the world turn,
unlike you.Copy !req
285. That and my stomach.Copy !req
286. Stay fat, bro.Copy !req
287. Ow!Copy !req
288. - All right. Love you, bro.
- Love you too, dude.Copy !req
289. Don't mind if I squeeze...
Yes.Copy !req
290. How you doing?Copy !req
291. Some butt you got there.
Yeah.Copy !req
292. Do you wipe it?Copy !req
293. I'm kidding.Copy !req
294. But seriously, can I?Copy !req
295. I don't appreciate you
talking to me like that.Copy !req
296. Okay. I'm being selfish.Copy !req
297. How 'bout I start over?Copy !req
298. Do you, uh, wanna suck my tits?Copy !req
299. Come here.Copy !req
300. This is called a floor fan.Copy !req
301. It goes on a floor, and...Copy !req
302. What? My yogurt?Copy !req
303. In the break room?
Oh, my go...Copy !req
304. I gotta call you back.
About to catch me a case.Copy !req
305. Yo, let's go!Copy !req
306. You don't eat a man's yogurt.
That's all I can eat.Copy !req
307. You know what I'm saying?
I'm on a diet.Copy !req
308. This is unbelievable.Copy !req
309. - Someone eatin' my yogurt.
- Fight?Copy !req
310. I will kill a man right now.Copy !req
311. Who's fighting?
Is someone fighting?Copy !req
312. Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight!Copy !req
313. You can't be snackin'
on my snacks like that!Copy !req
314. Gimme the news, not
the dick breath, ya butt slug!Copy !req
315. - I'll eat what I want!
- You got no respectCopy !req
316. for another man's live cultures.Copy !req
317. We about to get it on!Copy !req
318. Okay, let's go!Copy !req
319. Get off my cousin!Copy !req
320. - Get off me! Get off me!
- Watch it, dude.Copy !req
321. Okay, what the hell
is going on in here?Copy !req
322. Listen, lady, why don't you just...Copy !req
323. Why don't I apologize
to everyone in this roomCopy !req
324. for what I just did...
Totally uncalled for.Copy !req
325. I'm sorry, everyone.Copy !req
326. Sure. Great.
What are you?Copy !req
327. He's my cousin!Copy !req
328. Of course he is.Copy !req
329. And since we're hiring,
I figured he'd beCopy !req
330. a great member
of the sales team, right?Copy !req
331. - Plus, he's a local hero.
- Yeah. He sure is.Copy !req
332. Jumped in front of a fire truck,
saved a little girl's life.Copy !req
333. Miss, I promise you
I will give you my best,Copy !req
334. and I will deliver.Copy !req
335. All right, whatever, but you threeCopy !req
336. are responsible for training him.Copy !req
337. And if he doesn't deliver,
it's on you.Copy !req
338. What are you looking at?
Come on, let's go!Copy !req
339. - He ate my yogurt.
- Team Demamp!Copy !req
340. Yes. Aw, dude, we just
got you a job. Team Demamp.Copy !req
341. - Oh, hi.
- Cat lover?Copy !req
342. Oh, yes. Uh, it's actually
the anniversaryCopy !req
343. of my cat Brent Hoffman's death.Copy !req
344. I miss my dead, dead cat.Copy !req
345. - I am so sorry to hear that.
- Thank you.Copy !req
346. Now I'm the proud owner of seven,Copy !req
347. which some people think is weird.Copy !req
348. You know, I think it's weird
if you don't have more.Copy !req
349. Well, I did until this one died.Copy !req
350. You know, I have a dozen cats myself.Copy !req
351. You should come over and breed.Copy !req
352. With my cats.Copy !req
353. - Oh.
- Cats.Copy !req
354. You should breed with my cats.Copy !req
355. Well, yeah, that would be nice.Copy !req
356. - Yeah. Okay.
- But I should...Copy !req
357. - I should go.
- Totally.Copy !req
358. - It was nice to meet you.
- So nice meeting you.Copy !req
359. - Yeah.
- Okay. We'll see ya.Copy !req
360. - Okay...
- Damn.Copy !req
361. Move over, Ms. Quiznos,
big fat's got a new chick.Copy !req
362. If you really wanted
to make a good joke,Copy !req
363. you could have said
"move over miss Wendy's,"Copy !req
364. - 'cause it's a woman.
- You see this?Copy !req
365. It means not Wendy's.Copy !req
366. - Mmm, toasty!
- Okay.Copy !req
367. - Yeah, that's hardcore.
- That gets me hungry, dude!Copy !req
368. That's hardcore.Copy !req
369. Telamericorp's sales
techniques could be summarizedCopy !req
370. as, I don't know, I guess the...Copy !req
371. All right, you're gonna
want to listen to this.Copy !req
372. Shh.
I'm kinda in the middleCopy !req
373. of being in love here, Ders.Copy !req
374. Just listen to Ders.
He's the best in the biz.Copy !req
375. We'll get you on the phone.
You'll be stacking cash, man.Copy !req
376. Yeah, man, you could make it rainCopy !req
377. on Jillian's nude sleeping self.Copy !req
378. Hey, you know what?
I got a better idea.Copy !req
379. You wanna hear a song I wrote, guys?Copy !req
380. - Sure.
- Ooh...Copy !req
381. - I gotta let this one fly, boys.
- Oh, that's foul.Copy !req
382. Smells like waffles.Copy !req
383. No, it doesn't smell like
anything from this planet.Copy !req
384. How many waffles
have you been eating?Copy !req
385. We're trying to help you, big fat.Copy !req
386. I mean, yes, we want
your parking pass,Copy !req
387. but don't you want to
do anything with your life?Copy !req
388. This is what you call a life?Copy !req
389. Is this your legacy?Copy !req
390. Is this your Sistine chapel?Copy !req
391. Here lies Ders, the Telameridork,Copy !req
392. father of two broke gays.Copy !req
393. I saved a little girl's life, bro.Copy !req
394. I'm a hero.Copy !req
395. You are not a hero.
You're human moldCopy !req
396. in breakaway sweatpants.Copy !req
397. You're the kind of stainCopy !req
398. that makes Adam
throw out his underwear.Copy !req
399. Get him!
Wait, what?Copy !req
400. How 'bout I just take my parking passCopy !req
401. and get on outta here?Copy !req
402. - Go.
- Okay, I'm going.Copy !req
403. - I can't take this.
- Hey, honey.Copy !req
404. You wanna roll with me,Copy !req
405. grab some lunch, rule the world?Copy !req
406. I'm sorry, I'm on
the phone... just one second.Copy !req
407. Fuck this. I'm outta here.Copy !req
408. All right.Copy !req
409. Big fat, my man, chill out.Copy !req
410. We're all a little worked up,
probably from that fart.Copy !req
411. Dude, that was a barn burner!Copy !req
412. Hey, come on, let's
be feasible or whatever.Copy !req
413. Slow down.
Give us a few days, okay?Copy !req
414. We're gonna figure this out.Copy !req
415. We don't need to figure anything out.Copy !req
416. I'm gonna go
park the car on the street.Copy !req
417. We'll take the bus.Copy !req
418. Do our part.
Save the planet!Copy !req
419. Okay, I give up.
We need that passCopy !req
420. because I cannot ride the bus.Copy !req
421. Homeless people wipe their hands
off in my hair.Copy !req
422. So once again, it is arithmetic, man.Copy !req
423. And if I'm being real,
I'm worried about you, man.Copy !req
424. What are you gonna do when
your disability runs out?Copy !req
425. - Huh?
- Really? You too?Copy !req
426. Hey, your cuz, he's right.Copy !req
427. That horrific accident you were in,Copy !req
428. that was lucky.Copy !req
429. And we can't make lightning
strike luck twice.Copy !req
430. We can't.Copy !req
431. Or can we?Copy !req
432. Make lightning do what Blake...Copy !req
433. Said it doesn't do.Copy !req
434. Workman's comp.
You get hurt at work,Copy !req
435. the checks don't stop.Copy !req
436. How do we even know
this is something that's real?Copy !req
437. Oh, come on, sad dads across AmericaCopy !req
438. do it all the time.Copy !req
439. Probably one doing it right now.Copy !req
440. Guys, I'm just gonna think
about this.Copy !req
441. I didn't know a hero
could be such a big pussy.Copy !req
442. Suit me up.Copy !req
443. - Yes!
- All right!Copy !req
444. - Yeah!
- It's gonna be cool!Copy !req
445. That's what I'm
talking about, brother.Copy !req
446. - Ready?
- Throw!Copy !req
447. Whoa!Copy !req
448. You got some air!
You got some air!Copy !req
449. - Did you break anything?
- Nope.Copy !req
450. - Unh!
- Nothin'.Copy !req
451. - What?
- What are you doing, Devin?Copy !req
452. I... fell.Copy !req
453. No, we pushed him, okay?Copy !req
454. This guy wants to go back
to living in his basement,Copy !req
455. so we're giving him workman's compCopy !req
456. in exchange for
a handicap parking pass.Copy !req
457. I wish somebody would have told meCopy !req
458. that I was working on Saturday,Copy !req
459. 'cause this is just sad.Copy !req
460. All of this on the day
that would have beenCopy !req
461. my cat Brent's 27th birthday
in human years.Copy !req
462. He never even got to ride
a roller coaster.Copy !req
463. Sorry about your cat,
but don't blame big fat.Copy !req
464. - Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it.Copy !req
465. You guys are just as sad.Copy !req
466. I... I shouldn't even say this,Copy !req
467. but I was coming in here to tell youCopy !req
468. - you're getting another ticket.
- What?Copy !req
469. I just moved it!Copy !req
470. Hey, we'll see you later, big dude.Copy !req
471. - Thanks anyways.
- Later.Copy !req
472. I'll come over in a few weeks,Copy !req
473. eat some tortas.Copy !req
474. This can't be happening.
I just want a fair shake!Copy !req
475. Can I just get a...
You!Copy !req
476. This is your fault.
I'm gonna rip your tits offCopy !req
477. and use 'em as cereal bowls!
You get me?Copy !req
478. The cleaners!Copy !req
479. Holy!Copy !req
480. - Are you okay? That was insane!
- That was a close call.Copy !req
481. - That was insane!
- Oh, we thought we lost you.Copy !req
482. I don't think
that's gonna happen, buddy.Copy !req
483. Oh, my God! Dude look at his leg!Copy !req
484. Who needs a leg
when all you wanna do isCopy !req
485. eat doritos
and watch Brazzers all day?Copy !req
486. - We did it!
- Yeah!Copy !req
487. - Oh, damn, we kinda did.
- Just... yeah.Copy !req
488. The city's gonna owe you millions.Copy !req
489. If not thousands.Copy !req
490. Hey, now, somebody tie something
around my legCopy !req
491. before I croak out here,
you hand jobs!Copy !req
492. No, I got it. I gotcha.
I'll belt you up.Copy !req
493. Devin, I saw the whole thing
from the window.Copy !req
494. - Are you okay?
- Oh, Jillian, yeah.Copy !req
495. - I'll be fine.
- Good, 'cause look at me.Copy !req
496. We are definitely gonna have
our cats.Copy !req
497. You know, you don't want
to get mixed upCopy !req
498. with a guy like me.Copy !req
499. - I'm just a big ol' fat...
- Hero.Copy !req
500. You're a big ol' fat hero.Copy !req
501. I was wrong about you, man.
You deserve every centCopy !req
502. - coming to you for this.
- No, bro.Copy !req
503. I was wrong about you.
You're not gay at all.Copy !req
504. You're probably bi, though.Copy !req
505. - He's definitely bi.
- Oh, God!Copy !req
506. - That's cool.
- That's cheating, I feel.Copy !req
507. - Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
508. There it is.Copy !req
509. Ah, good movie.Copy !req
510. - That's a good movie.
- Great movie.Copy !req
511. Look at all these suckers
in regular parking.Copy !req
512. You're a bitch!
We're handicapped!Copy !req
513. Dude, your cousin big fat is the man!Copy !req
514. Yeah, us Demamps are
pretty raw dog as a people.Copy !req
515. Didn't like the guy at first,
but he came through.Copy !req
516. And here we ar...Copy !req
517. W-t?Copy !req
518. Alice, I Demamp to know what you didCopy !req
519. with that bonus
handicap parking space. Hmm?Copy !req
520. - Why do you care?
- Come on, we are advocatesCopy !req
521. for the Handi-Captains,Copy !req
522. and that's the one thing
you should know about us.Copy !req
523. You should know that about us.Copy !req
524. Look, you came in here the other day,Copy !req
525. said we didn't need it.Copy !req
526. I thought about it,
and you were right.Copy !req
527. - No. Alice.
- No.Copy !req
528. - What?
- We were right?Copy !req
529. Let's look at history.
We're never right.Copy !req
530. Does this guy...
Do I look right?Copy !req
531. Does this look right?Copy !req
532. Look, please just go back
to the phones, okay?Copy !req
533. I am not in the mood for this today.Copy !req
534. Apparently, some homeless people
broke into the old officesCopy !req
535. and destroyed everything.Copy !req
536. Homeless people.
Can't trust 'em.Copy !req
537. Know what I mean?
They're a foul, foul breed!Copy !req
538. - Thanks for, uh...
- Ecch! Gross!Copy !req