1. 12, 13, 14...Copy !req
2. - Lair.
- Ooh.Copy !req
3. Wow.Copy !req
4. Ho, ho! Whoo!Copy !req
5. - Big man.
- D&D, baby!Copy !req
6. - Unleashing the dragon. Whoo.
- I'm gonna go get, uh...Copy !req
7. - I'm gonna go get more.
- Whoo.Copy !req
8. Man, I had no idea Dungeons
& Dragons was this intense.Copy !req
9. No, no, no, man, this isn't that,Copy !req
10. this is...
this is Drinking & Drag-ons.Copy !req
11. - Right.
- Drag, get it?Copy !req
12. - Sorry.
- Yeah.Copy !req
13. What you do is you...
you roll the 1d20,Copy !req
14. you take a hit of the weed,
and then you drinkCopy !req
15. for however many seconds
you rolled on the die.Copy !req
16. Yeah, no, I know, we've been
playing for, like, three hours.Copy !req
17. - Here we go.
- Guys, I thought...Copy !req
18. Oh! I like that!Copy !req
19. You think you can handle this one,Copy !req
20. - Dungeon Mas-Ders?
- Placing the thumb on the hole...Copy !req
21. You got this?Copy !req
22. Ooh, as the wizard
casts a fireball onto the weed.Copy !req
23. And then...Copy !req
24. and sips from his frosty brewth.Copy !req
25. One, two, three!Copy !req
26. Ooh...Copy !req
27. Where's the s-smoke, dude?
You even hit it?Copy !req
28. - I did, yeah.
- Hit it hard.Copy !req
29. Oh, my God.Copy !req
30. - Great job. Great. All right.
- Thank you.Copy !req
31. My turn. Here we go.Copy !req
32. - Big roll, critical hit, baby!
- Go, go, go, go, go, go...Copy !req
33. Rollin'!Copy !req
34. Ah, it skips me.Copy !req
35. Adam!Copy !req
36. - Adam!
- Adam!Copy !req
37. Adam!Copy !req
38. What's he doing?Copy !req
39. Yo.Copy !req
40. Look at this breakfast burrito.Copy !req
41. Grandma flora claims it's
her heightened sense of smellCopy !req
42. that helped her create what many callCopy !req
43. the best breakfast burrito
in America.Copy !req
44. We gots to get it.Copy !req
45. Oh, I'd love to squirt some crystals
hot sauce into that sucker.Copy !req
46. I want that in my mouth.Copy !req
47. Dude, it's only,
like, 100 miles away.Copy !req
48. Ders, drive us.Copy !req
49. I can't, man,
I've been drinking for 10 hours.Copy !req
50. Yeah?Copy !req
51. Uh, we could just find
somebody to drive us, though.Copy !req
52. - Right? 100 miles?
- Yeah.Copy !req
53. Who would drive us 100 miles to get
a breakfast burrito on a Friday night?Copy !req
54. I came as soon as my shift ended.
Where's... where's the fire?Copy !req
55. Not here, it's at
a blind old lady's restaurant,Copy !req
56. and if we don't get there soon,
she's gonna burn alive.Copy !req
57. Okay. Buckle up, boys.Copy !req
58. Jillian, the tree!Copy !req
59. The curb!Copy !req
60. The car!Copy !req
61. - Yeah.
- Okay, they are closed.Copy !req
62. - Want me check the hours on this?
- What?Copy !req
63. Oh, that seems like a thing
that you're supposed to do.Copy !req
64. - Aw, fudge.
- I tried to yelp it, but I got no bars.Copy !req
65. 'Cept for when I rap, obviously.Copy !req
66. - Obviously.
- Check it out.Copy !req
67. Grandma comes home at 6:00 a.m.Copy !req
68. Oh, that's only four hours.Copy !req
69. I say we drive home, hang for
20, chill, and then drive back?Copy !req
70. I mean, it's not too long
to wait here, right?Copy !req
71. We could always eat
some of Adam's Jack Link's.Copy !req
72. - Come on. Jerk me off, bro.
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
73. - Let's do it.
- Mm, no.Copy !req
74. My Jack Link's?
I don't think so.Copy !req
75. I have it rationed off to nine
small-to-medium-sized meals per day.Copy !req
76. I'm trying to bulk up for the
amateur strongman competition.Copy !req
77. - That's right. I knew that.
- True.Copy !req
78. I already have a ton of the pure strength,
just not a lot of the muscles.Copy !req
79. And also a lot of the pure strength.Copy !req
80. Those guys are very strong.Copy !req
81. You're really still chasing that dream,
you fat chunk?Copy !req
82. Ders.Copy !req
83. Is that a challenge, Ders?Copy !req
84. No, that... don't take that as...
I want nothing to...Copy !req
85. Challenge accepted.Copy !req
86. I'll show you how strong I am.Copy !req
87. Okay.Copy !req
88. Yah!
Pure power.Copy !req
89. Sure.Copy !req
90. - Oh...
- Okay, all right.Copy !req
91. Whoo!Copy !req
92. Adam, come on,
you're hurting the beer, buddy.Copy !req
93. You've never
done this before, have you?Copy !req
94. What does that mean?Copy !req
95. It means give me the keg,
sit down, suck your thumb,Copy !req
96. and watch mama toss.Copy !req
97. Whoa!Copy !req
98. She's calling you out!Copy !req
99. - Who's calling you out?
- Oh, check two.Copy !req
100. I used to dominate the caber tossCopy !req
101. at the annual Celtic Fest.Copy !req
102. Actually got a tattoo that says,Copy !req
103. - "life is a caber-net."
- No doubt.Copy !req
104. Well, Jillian, I don't
mean to be a male chauffeur,Copy !req
105. but there is no way that you
could throw farther than I.Copy !req
106. Because you are a girl, and girls are
mentally and physically unsuperior.Copy !req
107. - Yeah, I don't care, Adam.
- Good luck.Copy !req
108. - You okay?
- Good form.Copy !req
109. Might've tweaked something, actually.Copy !req
110. - Whoa.
- Oh.Copy !req
111. - Oh!
- Whoa, truck!Copy !req
112. - Yes!
- Oh.Copy !req
113. That's how you caber toss!Copy !req
114. - Uh-oh. Oh!
- Oh, God.Copy !req
115. - Oh, hell, no.
- No, no, no.Copy !req
116. - It's all right.
- No, Der...Copy !req
117. It probably just wants to play.Copy !req
118. Oh, my God, what do we do?Copy !req
119. Ders, Ders, Ders!Copy !req
120. Oh, no, I'm not going!Copy !req
121. Go, Jillian, get him!
Get him!Copy !req
122. Oh, God, oh, God.Copy !req
123. Oh, my God.Copy !req
124. I can't believe you just
gave that dog my jerky!Copy !req
125. That dog was gonna kill my ass!Copy !req
126. Very selfish of you, Ders!Copy !req
127. Whoa!Copy !req
128. Ow!Copy !req
129. - Ow!
- Ow, ow!Copy !req
130. Come on.Copy !req
131. Don't move.Copy !req
132. Okay? If you don't move,
he can't see you.Copy !req
133. He's just like the T-Rex
in Jurassic Park.Copy !req
134. Dogs are idiots.Copy !req
135. Good thing this isn't
a pig or a dolphin.Copy !req
136. - We'd be worm food.
- Shh!Copy !req
137. Shut up!Copy !req
138. Okay, let's go find the restaurant.Copy !req
139. Yes.Copy !req
140. How?
Which way did we come from?Copy !req
141. - That's easy, we...
- Oh, yeah, right over here.Copy !req
142. Over there.Copy !req
143. - No.
- This way.Copy !req
144. Well, I might be turned around, huh?Copy !req
145. Oh, God.Copy !req
146. Okay, no signal, no maps, nothing.Copy !req
147. - What does that mean, we're stuck
out here? - Shh, be quiet.Copy !req
148. Honestly, guys, if things
get really, really bad,Copy !req
149. I will not hesitate
to eat one of you. Okay?Copy !req
150. But not your penises or your boobsCopy !req
151. because I respect you guys so much.Copy !req
152. - Thank you.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
153. Thanks, man. That's too bad.
I got a feast down here.Copy !req
154. Relax, you're not gonna have
to eat anybody, all right?Copy !req
155. Guys, I was an Eagle Scout.Copy !req
156. I got this, okay?Copy !req
157. Two months...Copy !req
158. I trained with them
before they kicked me outCopy !req
159. and I became a Beagle Scout,Copy !req
160. which is something I invented.
- That sounds awesome, dude.Copy !req
161. It was just an excuse, so I
could get in the city parade.Copy !req
162. It was cool, I had this neighbor
kid who had some beagles,Copy !req
163. and we would pick up the hind legs and
walk down the street and wave at people.Copy !req
164. Oh, that would look funny.Copy !req
165. It was awesome.Copy !req
166. - It was cool, so...
- Cool story, bro.Copy !req
167. Okay, all right,
all right, all right.Copy !req
168. We cannot go up this hill,
it's way too slick.Copy !req
169. We gotta climb that rock wallCopy !req
170. or hike who knows how far
down that path.Copy !req
171. I'm thinking we should climb.Copy !req
172. Yeah, unfortunately, Ders is right.Copy !req
173. Hiking sounds like garbage right now.Copy !req
174. All these stupid-ass trees.Copy !req
175. I say someone should
chop 'em all down,Copy !req
176. make an American eagle here.Copy !req
177. Oh, I love their new spring stuff.Copy !req
178. I'm trying to get my hand
on some new carpenter pants.Copy !req
179. That would look nice on you, Adam.Copy !req
180. They're comfortable,
you can put tools in 'em.Copy !req
181. Whoo!Copy !req
182. Okay, guys, you got this.
And remember, Adam and I...Copy !req
183. we're right here just in case.Copy !req
184. Yup, in case you fall to your death.Copy !req
185. - All right?
- Let's do it.Copy !req
186. Whoo!Copy !req
187. Yeah, you first.Copy !req
188. - Hurry up.
- You got it.Copy !req
189. - All right, here we go.
- Just get your toe in there.Copy !req
190. You got this.Copy !req
191. Yup, just grab there,
put your foot there, nice.Copy !req
192. - Yeah, don't be afraid.
- If I fall, I'm gonna be pissed.Copy !req
193. You'll be all right.
We're right here.Copy !req
194. - And I just grab there...
- Look at him go.Copy !req
195. And a-one, and a-two,
and a...Copy !req
196. - Wow.
- Spider dudes.Copy !req
197. I feel like
I'm on top of the aggro crag!Copy !req
198. Come on, spill your guts!Copy !req
199. You guys were right, it's easy peasy.Copy !req
200. - Come on up.
- Okay, yeah, sure.Copy !req
201. - All right. Whoo! Yeah!
- So we're coming up.Copy !req
202. I can't...
How did you...Copy !req
203. - All right, be careful.
- Ow!Copy !req
204. I'm gonna slip.
I'm slipping!Copy !req
205. Hey, no.
You got this. Come on.Copy !req
206. I'm coming down.
Help me come down.Copy !req
207. - You don't want a boost?
- No, please help me come down.Copy !req
208. - Okay.
- Oh! Jeebus!Copy !req
209. All right. Whoo!Copy !req
210. Yeah, there must've been
a tectonic shift in the rocksCopy !req
211. - after you guys...
- Sure.Copy !req
212. - We're gonna hike around.
- Yeah.Copy !req
213. And, uh, we'll come up,
and we'll save you in a minute.Copy !req
214. - Okay.
- Hur... hurry up!Copy !req
215. - Slow down, dude.
- No.Copy !req
216. Blake and Jillian
won't survive much longer.Copy !req
217. They both use roll-on deodorant.
That stuff is like wild animal nip.Copy !req
218. What about our survival, Ders, huh?Copy !req
219. I'm starving to death ever since you
ripped the beef jerky out of my hands.Copy !req
220. - You gave it to me.
- Yeah.Copy !req
221. And then you handed it to a dogCopy !req
222. when you should've handed it
to my bellyCopy !req
223. 'cause dogs
can't sniff through bellies.Copy !req
224. Dogs do not have belly sense, Ders!Copy !req
225. Idiot.
Stupid woods!Copy !req
226. I'm gonna die in the stupid woods!Copy !req
227. - Not helping.
- I hate the stupid woo...Copy !req
228. What was that?Copy !req
229. That was a car door
in the stupid woods.Copy !req
230. - That's a military jeep!
- Whoa.Copy !req
231. Oh, my God, it was probably
abandoned here during the Golf War.Copy !req
232. No, definitely not.
It's a Geo Tracker.Copy !req
233. My mom used to have one.Copy !req
234. Said she was gonna
give it to me, but...Copy !req
235. Never happened.Copy !req
236. Yeah, she probably
drove it during the Golf War.Copy !req
237. Technically.Copy !req
238. Time to tee off.Copy !req
239. Get that?
It's a Golf War reference.Copy !req
240. I understand it.Copy !req
241. Ahh...Copy !req
242. Crush!Copy !req
243. Another planet devoured
by the mighty Galactus.Copy !req
244. This is nice.Copy !req
245. We never get alone time like this.Copy !req
246. I hear ya.Copy !req
247. I wish Ders and Adam
were here too.Copy !req
248. So, um, like, are you scared
that the dog is gonna come back?Copy !req
249. Oh, pssh, no. Come on.
That thing's probably long gone,Copy !req
250. looking for food or something.Copy !req
251. That's easy for you to say.Copy !req
252. My parents were eaten by dogs.Copy !req
253. At least that's
what my foster parents told me.Copy !req
254. Whoa, that's...
that's heavy. I'm sorry.Copy !req
255. Oh, no, no, don't be.Copy !req
256. Apparently it happened
way before I was born.Copy !req
257. Ah.Copy !req
258. Look, if you're still scared, I
can go make you some camouflage.Copy !req
259. Really?Copy !req
260. Yeah, we'll get you to blend in.Copy !req
261. I mean, if you think that'll be...Copy !req
262. yah!Copy !req
263. Oh, classic!Copy !req
264. Okay, go ahead and rub that around.Copy !req
265. I'm gonna go get
some sticks and leaves.Copy !req
266. Okay.Copy !req
267. Oh, my God.
Jillian.Copy !req
268. It's ditch weed.Copy !req
269. It's weed!Copy !req
270. Yes! Thank you, based God!
Praise Allah!Copy !req
271. Yes!Copy !req
272. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
273. Oh, I just want it
to smell all over me.Copy !req
274. All right. Oh, God.Copy !req
275. Here we go. I'm gonna
go around and get it started.Copy !req
276. Wait...
no, I was supposed to do that.Copy !req
277. Ow, let's go, Ders!Copy !req
278. Do I need to get back there
and help push this bitch?Copy !req
279. That would be nice!Copy !req
280. Well, I'm a little busy
steering the starship, buddy.Copy !req
281. All right, now we're cooking.Copy !req
282. - You got it?
- Ders, get in! I got it!Copy !req
283. - Coming around, coming around.
- I got it. Whoo!Copy !req
284. No thanks to you.
A little help from you.Copy !req
285. - Good job.
- Okay. All right,Copy !req
286. wait, turn
the lights on; It's pretty dark.Copy !req
287. All right. Lights!Copy !req
288. Lights on!Copy !req
289. Man, this technology is dated, dude.Copy !req
290. Just use the lever
right there on the side.Copy !req
291. Oh, okay, control, lights on.
There it is!Copy !req
292. - Lights on!
- Hit the brakes!Copy !req
293. I'm hitting them!
I'm bailing!Copy !req
294. What? What? Adam!Copy !req
295. Aah!Copy !req
296. Oh, God.
Yeah, that thing is scootin'.Copy !req
297. It's like the lovebug.Copy !req
298. Hey, when you said,
"Hit the brakes..."Copy !req
299. Did you mean the left brakes
or the right brakes?Copy !req
300. Whoo. It's been a long time
since I've driven.Copy !req
301. Oh, hell, yeah, ditch...Copy !req
302. Weed.Copy !req
303. Ahh.Copy !req
304. Oh, uh, did you
want to hit the pipe cone?Copy !req
305. Oh, no, I'm not a big pot person.Copy !req
306. But I feel like
one time I saw someoneCopy !req
307. blowing smoke
into someone else's mouth.Copy !req
308. Is that a thing?Copy !req
309. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah?Copy !req
310. That's called shotgunning.Copy !req
311. You actually get way higher
when you do that.Copy !req
312. Oh, cool.Copy !req
313. Would you want to try it?Copy !req
314. - With you? Yeah... yes.
- Yeah.Copy !req
315. Totally.Copy !req
316. - I mean, whatever, sure, yeah.
- All right, yeah.Copy !req
317. - All right, come on, get close.
- Okay.Copy !req
318. Now open your mouth.Copy !req
319. Blow my mind, Blakey.Copy !req
320. - Mm...
- Heck, yes! All right.Copy !req
321. All right, now, hold your breath
as long as you can, okay?Copy !req
322. This stuff's kinda weak,
so I'm just gonna justCopy !req
323. help that THC
get into your brain, okay?Copy !req
324. - Mm...
- Okay? Yeah!Copy !req
325. That's helping.Copy !req
326. Oh, yeah. You are gonna
feel like a zombie after this.Copy !req
327. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
just 60 more seconds.Copy !req
328. You feeling anything?
Feeling anything? Yup!Copy !req
329. Mad hit, Jillian, you look zoned out!Copy !req
330. Jillian.Copy !req
331. Uh-oh.Copy !req
332. Hello,
this is a little forest elf.Copy !req
333. Wake up, Jillian.Copy !req
334. Come on. Come on.Copy !req
335. Come on, just through here.Copy !req
336. Blake and Jillian gotta be close.Copy !req
337. This sucks, dude!Copy !req
338. - I know.
- I'm starving to death.Copy !req
339. Our car ran away.Copy !req
340. My body's withering away
into a boy bodyCopy !req
341. when I should have
a fully grown man body!Copy !req
342. - Yeah.
- Look for berriesCopy !req
343. or any sort of... like, if we can
find a rabbit, I would...Copy !req
344. I'm not looking for rabbits.Copy !req
345. Oh, look what I found.Copy !req
346. Got him.
Oh, I got him.Copy !req
347. Adam, what are you doing?Copy !req
348. Whatever it takes.Copy !req
349. Oh, come on!Copy !req
350. Jesus.Copy !req
351. Actually, not bad.Copy !req
352. Pretty good, kinda tastes
like lobster with skin.Copy !req
353. That's good to know.
Can we please vamonos?Copy !req
354. Why didn't you tell me nature
lizards were so delicious?Copy !req
355. - All right.
- Mm.Copy !req
356. You're probably a little embarrassedCopy !req
357. that I'm more of a survival
master than you are, huh?Copy !req
358. First lesson in nature,Copy !req
359. they're not called "nature lizards."Copy !req
360. Just "lizards."Copy !req
361. Well, they're not city lizards.Copy !req
362. No, they're not.Copy !req
363. I'm in the nature,
and I found a lizard.Copy !req
364. Henceforth, therefore,
it is a nature lizard.Copy !req
365. You're probably
too scared to eat one.Copy !req
366. Not scared.Copy !req
367. By the way, if we call them
"city lizards,"Copy !req
368. they'd be Mondo Gecko.Copy !req
369. That's a whole different thing
I'll get into laterCopy !req
370. because I am a survival master.Copy !req
371. - I'll find a...
- There.Copy !req
372. - Here we go. See?
- There's one.Copy !req
373. Yeah. Eat it.Copy !req
374. Not scared.Copy !req
375. In my mouth.Copy !req
376. I didn't think
you were gonna do that.Copy !req
377. They're not bad, right?Copy !req
378. At first they're a little gushy.
It's like one of those gushers.Copy !req
379. But they don't taste like
berries or artificial flavors,Copy !req
380. they taste like...Copy !req
381. Nutrients.
What's wrong?Copy !req
382. - You okay?
- No.Copy !req
383. You gotta use your teeth, bud.Copy !req
384. - It's caught...
- Use your teeth.Copy !req
385. You've eaten food before.Copy !req
386. Oh, God!Copy !req
387. Oh, it's coming out your nose!Copy !req
388. - What?
- The tail's out!Copy !req
389. I got it!
I got it!Copy !req
390. Oh, God!Copy !req
391. - Get it! Get it!
- No... ow... ow!Copy !req
392. Oh, my God, she's dead.Copy !req
393. I gotta dig a grave.Copy !req
394. Gotta dig a grave.Copy !req
395. Just dig a grave.Copy !req
396. - Oh, God.
- Oh! Oh, Jillian!Copy !req
397. Hey! There you are, buddy.Copy !req
398. Did that go
how it was supposed to go?Copy !req
399. - Yeah.
- Yeah?Copy !req
400. Yeah, yeah, no, that's...
that's... that's it.Copy !req
401. I got high.Copy !req
402. - You got so high!
- Both:Copy !req
403. You...Copy !req
404. - Oh!
- Hey, hey.Copy !req
405. It's okay.
It's just a coyote.Copy !req
406. Really, really far away coyote.Copy !req
407. What if there are others, closer?Copy !req
408. They're wild animals, Blake.Copy !req
409. Jillian, we're
wild animals too, all right?Copy !req
410. There is a wild animal inside of you.Copy !req
411. - You think?
- Hell, yeah. You kidding me?Copy !req
412. And you probably got something
like just crazy,Copy !req
413. just a savage beast inside of you.Copy !req
414. What do you think it is?Copy !req
415. Oh, I-I don't know.Copy !req
416. A lion?Copy !req
417. Oh, yeah!
Totally!Copy !req
418. - Yeah?
- You are so a lion.Copy !req
419. Well, a lioness.Copy !req
420. - Yeah, 'cause of the...
- I'm...Copy !req
421. Vagina thing.Copy !req
422. - A lady.
- Yeah.Copy !req
423. Come on, yeah. Let's hear it.
Let's hear your lioness roar.Copy !req
424. No, what? What if...
what if the killer dog hears us?Copy !req
425. Well, then, that killer dog's
gonna have to...Copy !req
426. have to fight Jillian the lioness!Copy !req
427. And, uh... and Blake the...Copy !req
428. Mastodon!Copy !req
429. Yeah!Copy !req
430. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
431. Yeah, that's...Copy !req
432. That's cool, Jillian,
I never seen this side of you.Copy !req
433. You got a...
You got a wild side, girl.Copy !req
434. Kinda like it.Copy !req
435. - Yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
436. So what makes you a mastodon?Copy !req
437. Is it 'cause of your big,
giant trunk?Copy !req
438. No, I have to take
a mastodon-sized crap.Copy !req
439. Hold down the fort,
Lioness Jillian.Copy !req
440. - All right.
- Whoa.Copy !req
441. - It's coming out already.
- Oh.Copy !req
442. - What was that?
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
443. It's the dog!Copy !req
444. I don't care, man,
let it come for us.Copy !req
445. Come on, dude.Copy !req
446. Don't be such a baby.Copy !req
447. Just because mother nature whipped
out her delicious mammaryCopy !req
448. and sprayed nature lizard milk
down my throat,Copy !req
449. and all she wants to do
is murder you.Copy !req
450. You must feel bad about that.Copy !req
451. No.Copy !req
452. We are men!
We are doing this!Copy !req
453. We are men in the woods,
and we're doing this!Copy !req
454. All right.Copy !req
455. Men in the woods,
and we're doing this!Copy !req
456. We are men in the woods
and we're doing this!Copy !req
457. Okay, ow.
I think I hurt my ankle.Copy !req
458. Hey!Copy !req
459. Guess what.Copy !req
460. I wasn't back there
taking a mastodon dump.Copy !req
461. I was changing my animal
to better match your lioness.Copy !req
462. I'm Blake...Copy !req
463. The dire wolf.Copy !req
464. Ooh, I like that.Copy !req
465. Did you know that when the dude wolfCopy !req
466. engages in sex,Copy !req
467. his genitals swell up?Copy !req
468. - Oh, that's very coo...
- I wasn't finished.Copy !req
469. Oh.Copy !req
470. His genitals swell up, and he...Copy !req
471. Hooks into the chick wolf,Copy !req
472. and she can't get away
for up to 20 minutes.Copy !req
473. Pretty cool, huh?Copy !req
474. Well, yeah, but I'm a lioness.Copy !req
475. Oh, I know.Copy !req
476. But haven't you always wanted to see
two different animals doing it?Copy !req
477. - Yes.
- Me too.Copy !req
478. So what do you say?Copy !req
479. Permission to hug ya?Copy !req
480. Hook it up, Blake.Copy !req
481. I can't wait to tell
the dudes about this.Copy !req
482. - Wait, what?
- Huh?Copy !req
483. No.
No, you can't tell them.Copy !req
484. - What?
- You can't tell anybody.Copy !req
485. - No.
- Wha... that's what you do.Copy !req
486. You nail the girl to the wall,
you tell the buddies back home.Copy !req
487. Come on, you're the lioness,
I'm the wolf!Copy !req
488. We're gonna rule
the Telamericorp jungle!Copy !req
489. I'll let you eat my butt
on top of the photocopier.Copy !req
490. N... wait... no, Blake,
we have to think about this.Copy !req
491. Okay? Just... just...
let's not rush.Copy !req
492. - What? Come on, wild animals
they don't think! - We need to think...Copy !req
493. They just...Copy !req
494. Do each other!
Now, come on!Copy !req
495. Life's short.
Kiss hard.Copy !req
496. What does that even mean?Copy !req
497. - I'm gonna bite your ass!
- Stop...Copy !req
498. No, wait... don't, please.Copy !req
499. Bad wolf!Copy !req
500. No! No!Copy !req
501. Okay, Blake, I love you,Copy !req
502. but you're coming off
a teensy bit rapey.Copy !req
503. - What are you talking about?
- No! No!Copy !req
504. - Being men.
- All right.Copy !req
505. I could... I want some of that...
that teat milk or whatever.Copy !req
506. - Whoo.
- Get off of me, you wolf!Copy !req
507. It's got Jillian.Copy !req
508. - Find weapons... find a weapon.
- Weapons?Copy !req
509. - Find a weapon.
- What?Copy !req
510. Yup.Copy !req
511. You ready to quit being a pussy
and start being that scout thingCopy !req
512. I think I remember you talking about?Copy !req
513. Oh, come on.
Oh, no, bad wolf!Copy !req
514. You know this.Copy !req
515. Get off of me, wolf!Copy !req
516. Oh!Copy !req
517. Oh-ho-ho-ho...Copy !req
518. Stab it in the head!
Right in the eye socket!Copy !req
519. - Blake, Jillian?
- Guys?Copy !req
520. Was a dog here attacking you?
What are you doing?Copy !req
521. Uh-oh, I can taste
my brain in my nose.Copy !req
522. Jillian, are you okay?
Did we save your life?Copy !req
523. Yeah... what?
Nobody hooked anyone.Copy !req
524. - We were just... I...
- Shh! Shut up!Copy !req
525. What?Copy !req
526. I smell burritos.Copy !req
527. Follow the leader.Copy !req
528. That's me in this situation;
I'm the leader.Copy !req
529. - Yeah.
- I'm the leader in this situation.Copy !req
530. We're going this way.
That was the wrong way.Copy !req
531. - The leader says go this way.
- Go, Jillian!Copy !req
532. - Oh, there it is!
- Oh, it's open!Copy !req
533. All right, I'm gonna go
get my hot sauce from the car.Copy !req
534. My crystals.Copy !req
535. - Crystals.
- You guys order for me.Copy !req
536. Yeah, I'll get you the pizza.Copy !req
537. I'm just joking.Copy !req
538. But what if I wasn't? You'd be like,
"What're you talkin' 'bout, William?"Copy !req
539. Looks like I won't be needing
you anymore, little guy.Copy !req
540. Have a nice life.Copy !req
541. Wait, what's that?Copy !req
542. You miss your brothers?Copy !req
543. Okay.Copy !req
544. Oh.
Here we go. Crystal time.Copy !req
545. Very cool.Copy !req
546. All right, I've had
just about enough of this!Copy !req
547. So I'm gonna give you
one chance to turn around!Copy !req
548. Right now!
Walk away.Copy !req
549. Let's do this.Copy !req
550. Come on.Copy !req
551. Come on, you bitch!Copy !req
552. Mmm.Copy !req
553. - This isn't that good, is it?
- Mm-mm.Copy !req
554. It's not good.Copy !req
555. You could drown it in the salsa,Copy !req
556. but the salsa tastes like
there's a cup of dirt in it.Copy !req
557. Hey.Copy !req
558. So you're okay?Copy !req
559. Yeah. I'm okay.Copy !req
560. Are... are you?Copy !req
561. Yeah, I'm okay.Copy !req
562. Like, okay-okay.Copy !req
563. Definitely.
Totally okay.Copy !req
564. - Yeah.
- I'm okay too.Copy !req
565. In case you guys care, so...
I was out there as well.Copy !req
566. Oh, hope you're enjoying
your breakfast burritos.Copy !req
567. And if you could, por favor,
keep eye out for Gus.Copy !req
568. Haven't seen him around.Copy !req
569. I haven't seen your buddy Gus either,Copy !req
570. but there is a chance
that he was eaten by a wild dogCopy !req
571. that I just murdered
in the parking lot.Copy !req
572. - Ay.
- I just murdered it. I got it.Copy !req
573. This... this dog?Copy !req
574. This one?Copy !req
575. You killed my dog?Copy !req
576. Hello?Copy !req