1. - These are my guys right here.Copy !req
2. - Oh, stay bacldCopy !req
3. - The booty cheeks
in here are flagrant.Copy !req
4. - They are clapping.
- Yes, they are.Copy !req
5. - I think it's time
to, uh, home inCopy !req
6. on some
Valentine's Day dates, dudes.Copy !req
7. - Oh, yeah.Copy !req
8. Check out this slut-tress
over here, huh?Copy !req
9. - Oh, my God.Copy !req
10. - Oh, man, I have never seen
anything like it.Copy !req
11. She's absolutely obsessed
with the male human penis.Copy !req
12. - And that is awesome,
because we have those things.Copy !req
13. - Yeah, last time I checked,
I had one, this morning.Copy !req
14. - Could you save our spot,
please? Thank you!Copy !req
15. Uh-oh, dude alert,
flying in.Copy !req
16. Pardon the Interruption...Copy !req
17. is more than a cool show
about sports.Copy !req
18. It's also the first wordsCopy !req
19. you heard
your future lover spout.Copy !req
20. - Yeah, what's
your girls' story?Copy !req
21. Are you sponsored by penis,
or what? 'Cause that's cool.Copy !req
22. - Are you guys talking to us?Copy !req
23. - Uh, yeah, you idiot.Copy !req
24. Of course we are.Copy !req
25. I feel like
some intros are in order.Copy !req
26. This rock star to my I-izz-eft
is Bl-izz-ake.Copy !req
27. And Blizz be sportingCopy !req
28. one of the most
deep-throatable lap hogs-ahCopy !req
29. in this piece.Copy !req
30. - Fantastic.Copy !req
31. - Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, I can't get it down!Copy !req
32. - We call that the "German
house music" right there.Copy !req
33. - And this tall drink
of champagneCopy !req
34. over here
is the homey Andre.Copy !req
35. He will lap you up.Copy !req
36. - Like a dog drinking water.Copy !req
37. - Oh, he's thirsty.
Oh, he's thirsty.Copy !req
38. - Last, but definitely
not gay...Copy !req
39. - Straight dude.Copy !req
40. - My main man Airwolf,Copy !req
41. a.k.a. Adam.Copy !req
42. - He's the kind of guy
that you don't wantCopy !req
43. to bring home to Mom.
Tell 'em why.Copy !req
44. - 'Cause I'll fuck
your mom.Copy !req
45. - Ah...Copy !req
46. Ooow!Copy !req
47. Oww!Copy !req
48. - I don't get it.Copy !req
49. I felt like
I played that exactly right.Copy !req
50. And she stabbed me
in the head.Copy !req
51. - What can I say?Copy !req
52. Another Valentine's Day
with my boys,Copy !req
53. eating heart-shaped pizza
from Rancho Cucapizza.Copy !req
54. Yummy.
- Oh'.!Copy !req
55. - Guys, we should be eating
Rancho Cuca-Penoche.Copy !req
56. - Mm-hmm.Copy !req
57. - And we did not rehearse
that Lisa Loeb songCopy !req
58. for five hours
not to serenadeCopy !req
59. our Valentine's Day dates,
dudesCopy !req
60. - This is making me sad,
and I hate being sad.Copy !req
61. Let's go do something un-sad.Copy !req
62. Like watching pornog together
on the big scr-Copy !req
63. - That sounds awesome.Copy !req
64. - No!
Don't you understand?Copy !req
65. Porno's the reason we don't know
how to talk to girls.Copy !req
66. - What?Copy !req
67. - Pornog...
- Thank you.Copy !req
68. - Is the reason we don't know
how to talk to girls anymore.Copy !req
69. Okay, it's melted our brains
into...Copy !req
70. porn juice or something,
I don't know.Copy !req
71. But we got to meet
real chicksCopy !req
72. or else we're never
gonna be real men.Copy !req
73. - Okay, sure.Copy !req
74. But where are you supposed
to meet real chicksCopy !req
75. with 48 hours
until the big day?Copy !req
76. - RealChixxxChat.com.Copy !req
77. - Webcam girls?
Come on.Copy !req
78. This is pornog, right?
- Mm-mm.Copy !req
79. - These are real girls
that happen to be online, right?Copy !req
80. Looking for real guys like us
in the real world.Copy !req
81. - Yeah, they're real chicks,
they're just sitting there.Copy !req
82. Sometimes they're eating food,
sometimes they're masturbating.Copy !req
83. Plus these real chicks
are going solo.Copy !req
84. Everybody knows
it takes two to porno.Copy !req
85. Pardon me, pornog, Blake.
- Oh, thank you.Copy !req
86. - Holy wobbly-woos.Copy !req
87. - We got B-B-dubs.Copy !req
88. - Look out.Copy !req
89. - We got some dominatrix.Copy !req
90. - Muscle babes.
- I'm into that.Copy !req
91. I like vascularity
in the breasts.Copy !req
92. - Oh, check out this girl
with the Tina Fey glasses.Copy !req
93. I wouldn't mind getting
in her bossy pants.Copy !req
94. - Stylish, sophisticated.Copy !req
95. Says her name is JustAnna.Copy !req
96. - Ooh.Copy !req
97. - Tokens, we love tokens.Copy !req
98. - She's magnificent!Copy !req
99. - You know what feels
really good?Copy !req
100. Tokens.Copy !req
101. - She's breathtaking.Copy !req
102. - She's slapping her pussy.
Elegantly.Copy !req
103. - Wow, look at all the dudes
in this room.Copy !req
104. It's a packed house,
check it out.Copy !req
105. They're all checking
a load of her.Copy !req
106. - I just painted this one,Copy !req
107. because I love beautiful
lookout points.Copy !req
108. - Zoiks!
She's an art babe!Copy !req
109. Methinks I'm in love.Copy !req
110. Oh, thanks for the tip,
KevinJamesFan6.Copy !req
111. - Oh, God!
These guys are animals.Copy !req
112. - The next guy to go privateCopy !req
113. gets to see me paint
a masterpiece.Copy !req
114. - Go private.
- Wait.Copy !req
115. It's credit card only, though.Copy !req
116. - I don't care.
I'm on it, boys.Copy !req
117. - Oh, yeah.
- That's okay, yeah, baby.Copy !req
118. - Wait, wait, wait, wait...
- Saving her life.Copy !req
119. - Before we take the honorCopy !req
120. of going private
with JustAnna,Copy !req
121. I wanna make it clearCopy !req
122. that we do not
crank downCopy !req
123. under any circumstances.Copy !req
124. We will treat her
like a lady.Copy !req
125. We will
treat her like a real chick.Copy !req
126. - You know, but what is the
definition of "cranking down"?Copy !req
127. - The definition
of "cranking down" is...Copy !req
128. grabbing your penis
and thrusting itCopy !req
129. until you climax.Copy !req
130. - Grabbing your penis
and thrusting it? Sure.Copy !req
131. - Cool, cool.
- I promise.Copy !req
132. - Here we go.
- All right.Copy !req
133. - Ooh, hey, boys.Copy !req
134. Hey!Copy !req
135. - Wow, three boys?Copy !req
136. So much to love.Copy !req
137. Tell me about yourselves.Copy !req
138. - Well, I feel the easiest way
to do that would be-Copy !req
139. and a three,
and a two, and a-Copy !req
140. - Here's my trick.
It is called...Copy !req
141. - Ugh.
- "Rocking our baby."Copy !req
142. That's our baby right there.Copy !req
143. And I drop the baby,
and then I catch it.Copy !req
144. I would be a great dad.
- Whoo!Copy !req
145. - I mean, as soon as you have
him treating you that way-Copy !req
146. abusive-you get the heck
out of there.Copy !req
147. - Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.Copy !req
148. - No. What?
- Aren't we done?Copy !req
149. It's not that bad, I guess.Copy !req
150. - I love you so much.Copy !req
151. Oh, oh!Copy !req
152. Stay.Copy !req
153. Female announcer:
And we'll be backCopy !req
154. with more Workaholics.Copy !req
155. - Who's crying?Copy !req
156. Hey, whoa, whoa, hey,
hands where I can see 'em, man.Copy !req
157. We said no cranking down!Copy !req
158. That's part of the agreement.Copy !req
159. - I'm not cranking down!Copy !req
160. - What the hell's going on
in here?Copy !req
161. - Oh, he's trying
to hands-free ejacldCopy !req
162. - To what?
- Yeah.Copy !req
163. We watched some yoga guy
do itCopy !req
164. in a video the other day.Copy !req
165. - This is legal.
I'm not using hands.Copy !req
166. We said cranking down.Copy !req
167. - No, no, not legal.Copy !req
168. Slack your bone now, Adam.Copy !req
169. - I will tell myself
when to slack my bone.Copy !req
170. - I'll slack it for you!Copy !req
171. - Oh, you're gonna slack it
for me?Copy !req
172. - Yeah.
- Hey, morning, boys.Copy !req
173. Hey!Copy !req
174. - Must have fallen asleep.Copy !req
175. Have you guys been watching me
all night?Copy !req
176. - Yeah, well,
these two bozos fell asleep,Copy !req
177. but...
I watched you all night long.Copy !req
178. - That's sweet.Copy !req
179. - I dreamt about you.
- Yeah.Copy !req
180. - Anyway,
I made you breakfast.Copy !req
181. - Ohh.Copy !req
182. - I got some toast,
some Beerios,Copy !req
183. extra carbs
for masturbating all day.Copy !req
184. - You guys are the best,
I mean it.Copy !req
185. - We're feeling you too.Copy !req
186. - So we're gonna go,
'cause we got work,Copy !req
187. we're gonna be late.Copy !req
188. I'm glad you enjoyed breakfast.
See ya.Copy !req
189. - We got computers at work.Copy !req
190. We'll see you in 30.Copy !req
191. - I don't get it.Copy !req
192. Why would RealChixxxChat be
a forbidden website?Copy !req
193. Makes no sense.Copy !req
194. The company's only supposed
to block pornog.Copy !req
195. - Does the name RealChixxxChatCopy !req
196. even sound remotely
like a porno site?Copy !req
197. - What next?
He's gonna block GoogleCopy !req
198. because there's two Cs,
and they look like breasts?Copy !req
199. That doesn't make any sense.Copy !req
200. You can watch
all kinds of stuff.Copy !req
201. - Yes, Lord knows,
last week,Copy !req
202. all we were doing all dayCopy !req
203. was watching
breast-feeding videos.Copy !req
204. - And those Brazilian kids that
were dancing behind each other.Copy !req
205. They were like
five years old.Copy !req
206. - JustAnna, right now, is going
private with a ton of dudes.Copy !req
207. Probably rich dudesCopy !req
208. who are wearing Aristotle
and Abercrombie & Fidge.Copy !req
209. And we're just sitting here
all Merona-ed out.Copy !req
210. Okay, she's a real chick.Copy !req
211. So we need
to treat her like a real chickCopy !req
212. and force her to love us.Copy !req
213. - Sure, yeah.
- Thank you.Copy !req
214. - But, dude, we can't
flex on fools,Copy !req
215. if we can't even log on.Copy !req
216. - Alice's computer
accesses pornog.Copy !req
217. - How do you know that?Copy !req
218. - Because sometimes...Copy !req
219. I masturbate in her office.Copy !req
220. Alice, you're
not gonna believe this.Copy !req
221. We just saw your ex-husband
in the parking lot.Copy !req
222. - Ooh! For Valentine's Day?Copy !req
223. That is so cute.Copy !req
224. - My ex is in the parking lot?Copy !req
225. - Yeah.Copy !req
226. And he's asking for you.Copy !req
227. - He mentioned he had
a surprise. It's flowers.Copy !req
228. - For Valentine's Day!
Oh, my God!Copy !req
229. It makes so much sense!
- There are flowers.Copy !req
230. - I haven't seen that jerk
in, like, four years.Copy !req
231. I wonder who died.
Excuse me.Copy !req
232. - Yeah.
- Okay.Copy !req
233. - He probably still loves you.
- Yeah.Copy !req
234. See what-
Go, go, go, go.Copy !req
235. - JustAnna better not be showing
her milk missilesCopy !req
236. to the whole goddamn world.Copy !req
237. Men can be such creeps.Copy !req
238. - Maybe I should go on
first, alone.Copy !req
239. - Mmmmaybe I should
probably go on first,Copy !req
240. to protect her from assholes
like KevinJamesFan6.Copy !req
241. - Hmm, no, no.
- Excuse me!Copy !req
242. - Hmm, no, okay?
- Pardon me.Copy !req
243. - Pardon moi, all right?
- Pardon me.Copy !req
244. - 'Cause I think I should take
the lead here, boys,Copy !req
245. because I did mention
that I had a question about art.Copy !req
246. Hey!Copy !req
247. Look who's just in time
to see me slap it!Copy !req
248. Hey!Copy !req
249. Okay, okay.Copy !req
250. - I took my time
to create a compositeCopy !req
251. of both of our faces,Copy !req
252. so we can see
what our child would look like.Copy !req
253. - Bad dad.Copy !req
254. - I'm calling him JustSven.Copy !req
255. He's got your eyes
and my mouth.Copy !req
256. - Oh, very homely.Copy !req
257. Bad genes, bad genes.Copy !req
258. - Aww, I've always wanted
a little boy.Copy !req
259. - Well, you got one!
He's got your eyes.Copy !req
260. And also,
I'd love to take youCopy !req
261. to the lookout point
of Rancho Cucamonga.Copy !req
262. - Okay, excuse me.
- Romantic.Copy !req
263. - Actually, we said
one topic per.Copy !req
264. So it's my turn.
- It's romantic.Copy !req
265. - And I would like to ask youCopy !req
266. to wobble your noobs
back and forth,Copy !req
267. so I can ejaculate
in my pants.Copy !req
268. - Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hey! Hey! Hey!Copy !req
269. Hold your "horse-ti-cles,"
okay?Copy !req
270. We said no masturbating!Copy !req
271. - I'm not masturbating.Copy !req
272. And actually we said
"no cranking down,"Copy !req
273. and I'm not cranking down.Copy !req
274. I'm just trying
to secrete my love to youCopy !req
275. without using hands.
- Stop it.Copy !req
276. - That's enough.Copy !req
277. - And that's not creepy.Copy !req
278. - Go ahead and put
your blouse back on, hon.Copy !req
279. I have a question about art.Copy !req
280. - Okay?
Will you paint me nude?Copy !req
281. - All right, all right,Copy !req
282. that's actually creepier
than what I'm doing.Copy !req
283. - You're really here.Copy !req
284. Look, you hurt me really bad,Copy !req
285. but I'm willing
to give you another cha-Copy !req
286. - You're my secret admirer?Copy !req
287. - Game on.Copy !req
288. - Does this body work for you?Copy !req
289. - It's actually very hard.Copy !req
290. - It's very hard.
- My body, your face.Copy !req
291. - Oop!Copy !req
292. - Oh, it's-Copy !req
293. - So...Copy !req
294. - That is enough.Copy !req
295. - That was not my ex-husband.Copy !req
296. - You know, I thought
that he looked a lot like Bill.Copy !req
297. I was like, "Her ex-husband
looks a lot like Bill."Copy !req
298. - I just put it together.
- Yeah.Copy !req
299. - Jillian!
She pranked us.Copy !req
300. We all just got joshed.Copy !req
301. - I do not appreciate itCopy !req
302. when people fuck
with my personal life.Copy !req
303. Now clock out and go home!Copy !req
304. - Now!
- Okay, totally.Copy !req
305. Very sorry, all right.Copy !req
306. - I can't believe I didn't
even get to say good-bye.Copy !req
307. - Didn't say-dude,
we almost lost our jobs today.Copy !req
308. - Um, I don't think we should be
having this conversationCopy !req
309. without JustAnna.Copy !req
310. - No, we should not, okay?Copy !req
311. We need to actually just stopCopy !req
312. this whole JustAnna addiction.Copy !req
313. I'm sorry, but someone's got
to be the adult here.Copy !req
314. - Where are you going?Copy !req
315. - I'm going
for a rip on my Bianchi.Copy !req
316. What's it look like?Copy !req
317. I got to blow
some steam off.Copy !req
318. - So what?Copy !req
319. You just take
a dump on my dreams,Copy !req
320. then you leave?Copy !req
321. - It's what I do best.Copy !req
322. - That guy.Copy !req
323. - Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?Copy !req
324. Both'. Let's go...Copy !req
325. - Get his laptop.
- Make a salami sandwich.Copy !req
326. - You know, it's crazy,Copy !req
327. from up here,
Rancho Cucamonga seemsCopy !req
328. like a small town.Copy !req
329. You know, someday,
this city could be all ours?Copy !req
330. - Oh, it's just so beautiful
up here, Anders.Copy !req
331. - Actually, um...Copy !req
332. I've got a hard on.Copy !req
333. - Oh, well, then
why don't you pull it outCopy !req
334. and stroke it and...Copy !req
335. I'll turn my twat
into a glove.Copy !req
336. Okay, all right.Copy !req
337. God, you're such a real chick.Copy !req
338. I love it.Copy !req
339. Now, if we do this,Copy !req
340. I would love for you
to call me your fave.Copy !req
341. Call me Dave Your Fave.Copy !req
342. [clatteringlCopy !req
343. No, David Your Favorid.Copy !req
344. - Hey, David!
- What?Copy !req
345. Okay, say
I'm your Valentine.Copy !req
346. - We knew you'd be
at Lookout Point.Copy !req
347. How cliche can you get,
you backstabbing slut?Copy !req
348. - Oh, you said no cranking down.Copy !req
349. You're such a hypothetical.Copy !req
350. You're a hypothetic.Copy !req
351. - Yep, I'm disgusted.Copy !req
352. - Hey, guys, I told him
to pull it out.Copy !req
353. - Hey, JustAnna,
the men are talking.Copy !req
354. - So that whole song and dance
about breaking upCopy !req
355. was all a bunch
of baloney sandwich meat?Copy !req
356. - "'3 my laptop!
- Your laptop?Copy !req
357. - "'3 my laptop.
- Your laptop?Copy !req
358. More like,
soar, laptop!Copy !req
359. - JustAnna!Copy !req
360. What have you done?Copy !req
361. - I immediately regret
doing that.Copy !req
362. I'm sorry about that.
- Look at us!Copy !req
363. - We're supposed
to be in this together!Copy !req
364. - Hey, dorks!Copy !req
365. Shut up!Copy !req
366. I'm trying
to finish this V-DayCopy !req
367. with a BA'.!Copy !req
368. - High school BJs, dude.Copy !req
369. - Miss 'em.Copy !req
370. I got like...Copy !req
371. I never got one.Copy !req
372. - That's what time travel is
gonna be for.Copy !req
373. Hey!Copy !req
374. ' Shh!Copy !req
375. - Oh, hey, boys.Copy !req
376. We were hopingCopy !req
377. that you would join us
in real life,Copy !req
378. in reality.Copy !req
379. Uh, for Valentine's Day.Copy !req
380. Just the four of us.Copy !req
381. - Wait, I just put in $500 worth
of time the other day.Copy !req
382. - Why don't you just put in
a little more, okay?Copy !req
383. - Because I can't,
my credit card's maxed out.Copy !req
384. I bought a laptop.Copy !req
385. - What kind
of bobo credit card do you have?Copy !req
386. - It's not bobo,
it's Discover,Copy !req
387. and it pays to, okay?Copy !req
388. - Doesn't seem like it.Copy !req
389. - 'Cause you're the one
who maxed it out,Copy !req
390. trying to hands-free jack
when-really?Copy !req
391. - That's a worthy endeavor.Copy !req
392. - You don't have
the mental bandwidthCopy !req
393. to pull that off, playboy.Copy !req
394. - I don't have
the mental bandwidth?Copy !req
395. - No.Copy !req
396. - You have no idea
how wide my band is.Copy !req
397. - It's like a cat's tail.
- You know what?Copy !req
398. I'll hands-free right now.
Watch, in public.Copy !req
399. - Go for it.
- Watch, I'm doin' it.Copy !req
400. I'm at half-mast already.Copy !req
401. - Hey, fellas.
- I'm gonna blow in a minute.Copy !req
402. Shh! If you could be quiet
for one minute,Copy !req
403. I will explode in my pants.Copy !req
404. - Adam!
- I wanna see you.Copy !req
405. - Okay, there's
a lot of pressure here.Copy !req
406. There's too much pressure.Copy !req
407. - I need you,
I need my dude crew, right now.Copy !req
408. Because I'm gonna ask her
if we can go privateCopy !req
409. for free, all right?
Just for a second.Copy !req
410. Just for your daddies.
- No, I'm not allowed.Copy !req
411. okay.Copy !req
412. - You've got to be kidding me.
What?Copy !req
413. - That was fun!Copy !req
414. - All right,
KevinJamesFan6 says,Copy !req
415. "Pay up or shut up.Copy !req
416. Now start beating
your bread box"?Copy !req
417. Oh, you don't-
- That's our girl!Copy !req
418. - You don't talk
to our woman like that!Copy !req
419. Tell him to...Copy !req
420. - Uh...
- Tell him to...Copy !req
421. - We gotta-Copy !req
422. - What did we say
to that one guy?Copy !req
423. - We were leaving the bar...Copy !req
424. - You said-
- Yeah. No, and I said,Copy !req
425. Oh, "suck it."
Yes!Copy !req
426. - I said "suck it."
With, like, three "U's, though,Copy !req
427. so he knows we mean business.Copy !req
428. - Anna!
I'm being toldCopy !req
429. there's someone
in your chat roomCopy !req
430. harassing customers.Copy !req
431. Well, block him,
and get back to slapping it!Copy !req
432. Now'.!Copy !req
433. - Banned?
- What?Copy !req
434. - Fu-u-u-u-udge!Copy !req
435. Uh, Superfudge.Copy !req
436. Judy Blume.Copy !req
437. It's a... literary classic.Copy !req
438. - So, according
to my credit card bill,Copy !req
439. this is
the RealChixxxChat office.Copy !req
440. - We just need
to be some polite-ass dudes,Copy !req
441. charm the fuck
out of the secretary.Copy !req
442. ' Ohh!Copy !req
443. - She'll probably tell us
where JustAnna lives.Copy !req
444. - Yeah, then we can tell 'emCopy !req
445. about
that abusive boyfriend dude.Copy !req
446. - That's right.Copy !req
447. - And then we can have
JustAnna move in with us,Copy !req
448. for at least Valentine's Day.Copy !req
449. - What? You're leaving?
No, stay.Copy !req
450. - No, I thought
you would have left already.Copy !req
451. - I thought I could leave,
but I was wrong.Copy !req
452. - Mm! Drama.Copy !req
453. - Girlfriend, please.Copy !req
454. - Have you guys seen
Entourage?Copy !req
455. His name's "Drama,"
he's funny.Copy !req
456. I think he's, like,
the funny one.Copy !req
457. - Oh, my God.Copy !req
458. You guys.Copy !req
459. You guys, we had it all wrong.Copy !req
460. RealChixxxChat is like
a giant sex prison.Copy !req
461. - Our plan just shape-shifted.Copy !req
462. We got to save
these girls, man.Copy !req
463. We got to go find Anna,
and then we gotCopy !req
464. to open up
a battered-women's shelter.Copy !req
465. At our house, preferably.
- Let's say we split up,Copy !req
466. just in case one of us
gets caught or something.Copy !req
467. - I'll go this way.
Psych.Copy !req
468. I'm going this way.
JustAnna!Copy !req
469. JustAnna!
JustAnna!Copy !req
470. I saved your life.Copy !req
471. You're free! Run!Copy !req
472. - Come on, you're free!
Get out of here!Copy !req
473. JustAnna?Copy !req
474. Oh, hey!
Damn, girl.Copy !req
475. - Hey, Just-
Oh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
476. JustAnna?Copy !req
477. You're free to go, okay?
Get out of here.Copy !req
478. Hey. Ahem.
Excuse me,Copy !req
479. Uh, I'm looking for JustAnna.Copy !req
480. I was gonna free her.
- JustAnna?Copy !req
481. - Yeah, I mean,
I'll free you too.Copy !req
482. See, it's no big deal.Copy !req
483. - Bad boy!
- JeeflCopy !req
484. - Get back here
and suck my dicldCopy !req
485. - JustAnna!
- Strong!Copy !req
486. - You're free, go.
Go, tan!Copy !req
487. Go tan!
It's still sunny out!Copy !req
488. Holy shit!Copy !req
489. - Angelo and Rongelo-Copy !req
490. - Come on!
Come on, let's go!Copy !req
491. You don't have
to be here anymore.Copy !req
492. Hey! My show! My tips!Copy !req
493. Motherfucker!
- Ow!Copy !req
494. - You-ow! Ow!
Oh, Jesus!Copy !req
495. - JustAnna!Copy !req
496. - Oh!
- JustAnna!Copy !req
497. - Oh, my God! We're gonna
come back for you guys.Copy !req
498. We're gonna
free those-and you.Copy !req
499. - JustAnna!Copy !req
500. - They're animals.Copy !req
501. - Were they chasing you?Copy !req
502. - JustAnna?Copy !req
503. - Nope.Copy !req
504. Just me.Copy !req
505. Greatjob, fellas.Copy !req
506. Trespassing
and possibly assault.Copy !req
507. Cops will love that.Copy !req
508. - No, the cops
are gonna love you.Copy !req
509. Because you're running
a sex trafficking business.Copy !req
510. - Sex trafficking?Copy !req
511. I'm on the board of
the Chamber of Commerce, fellas.Copy !req
512. - Well, then you let her out
of that chamber!Copy !req
513. Of commerce.Copy !req
514. - Hey, look, man, all right?Copy !req
515. JustAnna's our sweetheart,
okay?Copy !req
516. - She's everybody's sweetheart.Copy !req
517. - We're not leaving
without her.Copy !req
518. - Okay, I'll call her in.Copy !req
519. Anna?Copy !req
520. Anna?Copy !req
521. I don't know how
to work the phones.Copy !req
522. So maybe we should just go
to her.Copy !req
523. - Ooh, that's naughty.Copy !req
524. You're bad.
- JustAnna!Copy !req
525. Itlfi “I Q! It I § [1 NCopy !req
526. - Hey! Hey!Copy !req
527. Hands off!
- Okay.Copy !req
528. - These guys came here
to rescue you, Anna.Copy !req
529. They said
you're their sweetheart.Copy !req
530. - What are you guys
doing here?Copy !req
531. - Uh...Copy !req
532. - Well, if you must know,Copy !req
533. we think we're falling
for you, babe.Copy !req
534. Like, in the love way.Copy !req
535. - Blake, you guys
don't even know me.Copy !req
536. - I think we actually know
a lot about you.Copy !req
537. There's a little twinkle
in your eye,Copy !req
538. you have
those cute little glasses,Copy !req
539. and the way you smack
your pussy.Copy !req
540. - Okay, well,
what you don't know isCopy !req
541. that three babies crawled
out of here.Copy !req
542. - But what about
the paintings? Your art?Copy !req
543. You can't just flush
your dreams down the toilet.Copy !req
544. - The art is just a gimmick.
Keith paints these.Copy !req
545. - You like 'em, right?
Cool paintings?Copy !req
546. - No, they're bad,
they're terrible.Copy !req
547. It's like a stupid,
dumb baby drew 'em.Copy !req
548. - Oh, a dumb baby drew this?
- A dumb little baby.Copy !req
549. - You're showing your ignorance
of composition.Copy !req
550. - Okay, so we're hereCopy !req
551. because you're the happiest,
most joyful personCopy !req
552. that we've ever shared
our lives with.Copy !req
553. And we want to share
the rest of our lives with you.Copy !req
554. - I've been in and out
of psych wards my whole life.Copy !req
555. You guys just don't want
to be aloneCopy !req
556. on another Valentine's Day.Copy !req
557. - That's-Copy !req
558. - Yeah, that's it, sure.
- Okay.Copy !req
559. - I tell you what.Copy !req
560. How about tonight,
and tonight only,Copy !req
561. I come, uh, hang out
with you guys?Copy !req
562. What do you say?Copy !req
563. - Three giant babies crawled
through that vagina hole?Copy !req
564. - Oh, man.
- Pass!Copy !req
565. - And she was committed?Copy !req
566. So she's, like,
a nuts person?Copy !req
567. - Oh, le-let's not forget
the most important thing.Copy !req
568. She wasn't an artist, okay?Copy !req
569. Deal breaker.Copy !req
570. - Not for me.
- Right, sure.Copy !req
571. - It was more the crazy thingCopy !req
572. and all the babies crawling
out of her vag.Copy !req
573. - Thought she was an artist,
and she lied to us.Copy !req
574. - Three gross little things.Copy !req
575. - Hey, can we get
two kamikazes?Copy !req
576. - But...Copy !req
577. she did teach us how to talk
to real chicks.Copy !req
578. - Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
579. H ' Yo!Copy !req
580. How about
I intro you birdsCopy !req
581. to my main man Birkenstock
over there'?Copy !req
582. - Over here!Copy !req
583. - We call him the plumber,Copy !req
584. because he will straight fix
your leaky pipes.Copy !req
585. - He ain't lyin'.
Speaking of lion...Copy !req
586. my main man
with the mane, ma'am,Copy !req
587. this is Blake, ma'am.Copy !req
588. Hung like a rhino,Copy !req
589. and educated
about women's bodies,Copy !req
590. like a "gyno"...
cologist.Copy !req
591. - Floop!
- That was good.Copy !req
592. That was really good, Ders.Copy !req
593. "Like a gynecologist."
- That's a vaginal doctor.Copy !req
594. - Right.
- That's him.Copy !req
595. - I can hear that,
I can hear that.Copy !req
596. That's checking out.
- Yeah, it is.Copy !req
597. - And last,
but definitely not gay...Copy !req
598. - Mm-mm.
- Not a gay dude.Copy !req
599. Pew-pew! Pew-pew!
- We got Adam.Copy !req
600. And why don't you ladies
go ahead and give him a hand?Copy !req
601. Because he doesn't need one.Copy !req
602. - Oh, we're doing that?
Oh, we're doing that right now?Copy !req
603. - Bring it on, man.Copy !req
604. - I think I can handle that.Copy !req
605. Oh, I'm at half-mast already.Copy !req
606. - Get it, boy.
- H00! H00!Copy !req
607. Papa came to play.
Papa came to play.Copy !req
608. - He's hands-free masturbating
in front of you.Copy !req
609. - Oh, it's working!
It's actually-Copy !req
610. Oh!
- Wh°a! Oh! Oh:Copy !req
611. - All right.Copy !req
612. You got me wet.Copy !req
613. How about I return
the Favreau, John?Copy !req
614. - Nice.
- Ugh!Copy !req
615. - He's a direct-
- Hey, what are you doing?Copy !req
616. - Whoa, man, okay.Copy !req
617. What do you say
we just go homeCopy !req
618. and boot up some porno?Copy !req
619. - Yeah, I'd love to.Copy !req
620. We don't have a laptop,
remember?Copy !req
621. - Wild Things is on Starz
at 8:50.Copy !req
622. - That's a date.Copy !req
623. - It's been a while
since we've seen it.Copy !req
624. - Nice!Copy !req
625. - So this guy's
a rapist, right?Copy !req
626. And I'm you.
Oh, God!Copy !req
627. Oh, he's raping me
in a dark alleyway!Copy !req
628. Oh, suddenly,
I come out of nowhere.Copy !req
629. I come around
and he's raping you,Copy !req
630. and I throw you to safety,
I'm like,Copy !req
631. "You wanna get raped,
you gotta act raped."Copy !req
632. And I start raping
the rapist right back.Copy !req
633. I'll rape for you.Copy !req