1. - Yeah, okay.
This is scary.Copy !req
2. It's a scary movie.
Right.Copy !req
3. - Shh! It's not over, okay?Copy !req
4. There's gonna be
one last scare.Copy !req
5. flaughteq
- Aah!Copy !req
6. - Told you.Copy !req
7. - Guys, making it worse, man.
- I know, man.Copy !req
8. What did I say, though?Copy !req
9. - This is a good one,
it's good.Copy !req
10. - Thought I had to dump out.Copy !req
11. Turns out I didn't.
- Okay.Copy !req
12. - Bowels were playing tricks
on me, so...Copy !req
13. - Adam, just go to bed,
all right?Copy !req
14. We get it-
you're spooked.Copy !req
15. You haven't slept
since we startedCopy !req
16. this non-Wayans' BrotherCopy !req
17. actually scary
scary-movie marathon on Friday.Copy !req
18. - Why don't we go to bed,
because we gotCopy !req
19. a super moon that we want
to be well-rested for tomorrow.Copy !req
20. And it's gonna be super,
so let's hit it.Copy !req
21. - Hey, you hit it,
I'm gonna yank it.Copy !req
22. Either way,
we're probably masturbating,Copy !req
23. but we're roommates,
so that's just the way it goes.Copy !req
24. - Okay, yeah,
I'm also gonna go to bed soon.Copy !req
25. I'll probably
be laughing myself to sleepCopy !req
26. at how dumb and irr-Copy !req
27. irresponsible these movies
are to teenagers.Copy !req
28. 'Cause they're gonna think
that they could fall asleepCopy !req
29. and get a knife finger
up their buttCopy !req
30. when, in reality,Copy !req
31. that's not even something
that could actually happen,Copy !req
32. I don't think.Copy !req
33. $5'Copy !req
34. - Well, I don't know,
he wasn't in his room.Copy !req
35. - Dude, he's probably passed out
on the couch still.Copy !req
36. - HewCopy !req
37. - Adam?Copy !req
38. - Ready for work?
Whoo!Copy !req
39. I'm ready for work.
Let's do this!Copy !req
40. Whoo!
Whoo!Copy !req
41. $5'Copy !req
42. - I slept
like a log last night, dude.Copy !req
43. So awake.Copy !req
44. So awake right now.Copy !req
45. Know what I'm saying?
What'd you say?Copy !req
46. - I didn't say anything.Copy !req
47. - Yeah, totally.
No, I hear that.Copy !req
48. - Let's talk super moon,
my lunar-tics.Copy !req
49. I'm thinking we could block off,
like, five hours and-Copy !req
50. - Five hours?
- Good call.Copy !req
51. I was thinking six myself,
just to...Copy !req
52. really take it in.Copy !req
53. I'm excited.
- All right.Copy !req
54. Well, I'm very excited
to take it in as well.Copy !req
55. Iread
on a website last night,Copy !req
56. that, uh, the super moon
is a catalystCopy !req
57. for paranormal activity.Copy !req
58. And then I read
on another websiteCopy !req
59. that a catalyst is, like,Copy !req
60. a way of saying
that it, like, helps it.Copy !req
61. - Yeah, no, it is.Copy !req
62. I was supposed
to see the last one.Copy !req
63. But I got adult chicken poxCopy !req
64. and was stuck
in a bathtub all nightCopy !req
65. with instant oatmeal.Copy !req
66. - Apple-cinnamon?
- I wish.Copy !req
67. Raisins and spice.Copy !req
68. But, this year,
I'm gonna flex on this moon.Copy !req
69. Check it out.Copy !req
70. Got a tablet computer
with a moon-tracker app.Copy !req
71. Totally state of the art.
And...Copy !req
72. a Rob Huebel telescope,Copy !req
73. so I can peep the cheese.Copy !req
74. - See, check it out.Copy !req
75. Right here, Wiki says,Copy !req
76. "Thousands
of unsolved child murders,Copy !req
77. every super moon."Copy !req
78. - Even worse
than what he just said,Copy !req
79. it says, "Dogs suck
each others magic sticks."Copy !req
80. - What the-
- Okay, stop it.Copy !req
81. It's not saying those things.
You're making 'em up.Copy !req
82. - It does say it.
It's Wikipedia.Copy !req
83. It says
very important information.Copy !req
84. - No. Does not.
- Said that.Copy !req
85. - You guys need
to start appreciatingCopy !req
86. the world's natural wonders.Copy !req
87. I mean, it's gonna beCopy !req
88. like seeing the redwoods
or old faithfulCopy !req
89. or that old rock we found
that looked like a boob.Copy !req
90. - Actually still
have that rock.Copy !req
91. I wish it were softer.Copy !req
92. Why'?Copy !req
93. - So I could fuck it,
Anders.Copy !req
94. - All right, Ders,
you're not understanding.Copy !req
95. You keep talking
about natural things.Copy !req
96. But I'm talking
about supernatural, guys.Copy !req
97. There's gonna be some stuff
that happens tonightCopy !req
98. that never happens!Copy !req
99. Like maybe the dead will riseCopy !req
100. or, like, the earth will
start on fire or something.Copy !req
101. - Or you'll, like,
have sex with a girlCopy !req
102. for the first time.Copy !req
103. - Oh, wow!Copy !req
104. Because your penis
is in use so much, Anders!Copy !req
105. You're not having sex
as much as-Copy !req
106. We're tied for zero,
basically.Copy !req
107. - Hey, guys.
- Oh'. Mmm...Copy !req
108. I'm not a-scared.
Ders is, though.Copy !req
109. He's in hysterics.
What a pumaCopy !req
110. I'm not scared.Copy !req
111. - So I bet you guys are,
uh, wonderingCopy !req
112. what all the renovations
are about.Copy !req
113. - Nope.
- Not at all.Copy !req
114. - Well, the crew cleared out
the basement,Copy !req
115. and there's some
pretty nifty items up for grabs.Copy !req
116. Bloop, bloop, bloop,
bloop, bloop.Copy !req
117. - I fucking love tits,
you guys.Copy !req
118. - Does it come in black?Copy !req
119. Ink?Copy !req
120. - Ohh, jackpot.Copy !req
121. - Let me know, my man.Copy !req
122. You think this
is gonna make chicks wanna seeCopy !req
123. my Big Bang theory?Copy !req
124. - Check this out.Copy !req
125. I used to have
one of these as a kid-hatchet.Copy !req
126. Except for not the weapon-
the book.Copy !req
127. 'Cause my aunt gave
Gary Paulsen a handjob,Copy !req
128. and he gave us, like,
a ton of free books.Copy !req
129. - All right, I feel like
you're making this stuff up now.Copy !req
130. - No.Copy !req
131. My aunt is a whore.Copy !req
132. She works in Las Vegas.Copy !req
133. - Oh, Bill,
that's an office supply.Copy !req
134. It stays in the office.Copy !req
135. - I need to cut more fliers.Copy !req
136. I'm starting
a babysitting service.Copy !req
137. Children are my passion.Copy !req
138. - Okay, you can't say the words
"children" and "passion"Copy !req
139. and have your face.Copy !req
140. - Whoa.Copy !req
141. Dudes, check it out!Copy !req
142. Cool flask.Copy !req
143. - All right.
- Nice!Copy !req
144. I know what we can put
in there.Copy !req
145. - Dr Pepper TEN.
- It's for men.Copy !req
146. - Kids-l mean,
kids can drink whatever,Copy !req
147. as far as I'm concerned.Copy !req
148. - That's the thing.Copy !req
149. When you're a kid,
you have a lot of options.Copy !req
150. As a man, who wants
to drink a soda...Copy !req
151. - Check out this painting
of this gnar old man.Copy !req
152. - Whoa. That dude looks
just like my grandpa.Copy !req
153. I hate my grandpa.Copy !req
154. He's such a fucking tool.Copy !req
155. - Whoa!Copy !req
156. Everywhere you stand,Copy !req
157. Dr. TelAmeriCorp's eyes
follow you.Copy !req
158. Mm, I'm up.Copy !req
159. Mm...Copy !req
160. - Ooh.Copy !req
161. - Oh, not so fast,
sweetheart.Copy !req
162. Read the can.Copy !req
163. DP. TEN.Copy !req
164. Not for women.Copy !req
165. - Hey, Jillian, sweetheart.
- Hmm?Copy !req
166. - Is it possible
for a paintingCopy !req
167. to have homosexual
tendencies?Copy !req
168. - Of course, why?Copy !req
169. - Oh, this guy keeps-
- Oh, no.Copy !req
170. Where did you find that?Copy !req
171. - Jillian.Copy !req
172. What the fuck
is this doing in here?Copy !req
173. - I don't know.
I threw it out.Copy !req
174. But I guess it came back.Copy !req
175. - Paintings don't "come back."Copy !req
176. - Yeah, but can-
Can they come out?Copy !req
177. Like, of the closet?
Can they be gay?Copy !req
178. - Just please get rid of it.Copy !req
179. I don't ever want
to see that portrait again.Copy !req
180. - Yep
- What's up with Alice?Copy !req
181. Huh? Who's this guy?Copy !req
182. - He's a very bad man
who used to work here.Copy !req
183. And he's gone,
and he's never coming back.Copy !req
184. - W-W-Wait.Copy !req
185. W-What do you mean,
he's a "bad man"?Copy !req
186. - I shouldn't say.Copy !req
187. Blake, just stop
asking questions.Copy !req
188. - Hey, hey.Copy !req
189. What's the deal?Copy !req
190. Did he murder somebody?Copy !req
191. Jillian!
Oh, my gosh.Copy !req
192. That dude died here, huh?Copy !req
193. Jillian.Copy !req
194. Jillian, hey, come on.
You're acting weird.Copy !req
195. - Blake, this man is not
to be spoken of.Copy !req
196. - Hey, why are you acting
so weird, huh?Copy !req
197. What's the deal?Copy !req
198. This guy kill some kids
in the basement or something?Copy !req
199. - Just drop it!
I've already said too much!Copy !req
200. - All right,
give me the painting.Copy !req
201. - No, no. Drop it!Copy !req
202. - Okay, that was
the renovations.Copy !req
203. Or was it?Copy !req
204. - Uh, hey, guys, yeah,
sorry about the lights.Copy !req
205. It was the renovations.Copy !req
206. - Or was it?Copy !req
207. - Are you asking me?Copy !req
208. It was.Copy !req
209. - Okay.
- Oh.Copy !req
210. - Okay.
- Yeah.Copy !req
211. - All right,
who is ready to ride?Copy !req
212. It is just about
super moon time.Copy !req
213. - Oh, man,
I am sorry.Copy !req
214. I have work to do here.
I can't go with you, buddy.Copy !req
215. - What are you talking about?
- Ders, you naive little nerd.Copy !req
216. Come on, we just unearthed
the portraitCopy !req
217. of an infamous child murderer,
Dr. TelAmeriCorp,Copy !req
218. on the same exact night
as a super moon?Copy !req
219. I'm gonna go ahead
and file that underCopy !req
220. "Things that Blake
wants to check out tonight."Copy !req
221. Yeah, right.Copy !req
222. Like there's ghosts
in the office.Copy !req
223. Like ghosts are just
flying all o-whoa-ho!Copy !req
224. That's... Bill.Copy !req
225. What up, dog?Copy !req
226. - What's up, homies?
- Yo.Copy !req
227. - Of course it's not a ghost.
Ghosts don't exist.Copy !req
228. Now, can we please
just gather ourselves?Copy !req
229. We can go up to the roof
and watch the super moon.Copy !req
230. - All right, you know what?
Take Adam with you.Copy !req
231. It's fine.
He's too scared anyways.Copy !req
232. The, uh, the spirits,
they feed off fear.Copy !req
233. - Okay, let's go.Copy !req
234. - Yeah, he's like a littleCopy !req
235. all-you-can-eat buffet
over there.Copy !req
236. - Fuck you!Copy !req
237. Fuck you, dude!Copy !req
238. Ders.
- Yeah?Copy !req
239. - Go do your nerd stuff.
- What?Copy !req
240. - 'Cause I have something
to prove to this idiot.Copy !req
241. - Okay, no more HBO
for you.Copy !req
242. You are cussing
way too much lately.Copy !req
243. - You deserve this.
You deserve each other.Copy !req
244. Well, I'm gonna go watch
the super moon by myself!Copy !req
245. And you're gonna be
super sorry about it, okay?Copy !req
246. Move your cart.Copy !req
247. This old fart cart
of farts.Copy !req
248. - All right, hey, so are you
sure you're ready, huh?Copy !req
249. - I'm not just sure...Copy !req
250. I'm HIV-positive.Copy !req
251. - But y-you're not though,
right?Copy !req
252. - I'm not what?
- HIV-positive.Copy !req
253. You just said
you're HIV-positive.Copy !req
254. - No, I did not mean
to say that.Copy !req
255. - Okay. Okay.
- Very tired.Copy !req
256. You've got a weird amount
of candles.Copy !req
257. [cart clanCopy !req
258. - Sorry, sorry,
sorry, sorry, sorry.Copy !req
259. - It's all right.Copy !req
260. The phantomspotter appCopy !req
261. detects electromagnetic
frequencies.Copy !req
262. - Really?
- Yes.Copy !req
263. Heavy concentrationsCopy !req
264. indicate
supernatural activity.Copy !req
265. Ooh, but look at this!Copy !req
266. I'm getting a reading
of five black catsCopy !req
267. right by the chair
where homegirl died.Copy !req
268. - Who?
- Homegirl.Copy !req
269. She-she worked here.Copy !req
270. - You pulled
your testicles out,Copy !req
271. put 'em on her forehead,
then she passed away.Copy !req
272. - Oh, yeah.
Really nice black lady?Copy !req
273. - No. Quite the opposite.
Very mean white lady.Copy !req
274. - I don't think I was here
that day then.Copy !req
275. - What? Yes.
You put your balls on her head.Copy !req
276. - Okay-well,
I do that to people.Copy !req
277. - What was that?Copy !req
278. Oh, my gosh,
it's all true.Copy !req
279. Tens of thousands
of child murders.Copy !req
280. - Dogs sucking each others
magic sticks.Copy !req
281. - Rahh!Copy !req
282. - Oh!Copy !req
283. Oh! Kill him! Kill him!
- Die, ghost!Copy !req
284. - Kill him! Kill him!
- Oh, die!Copy !req
285. Die ghost! Die!
- Stop!Copy !req
286. - Oh, I'm punching Ders.Copy !req
287. - Dude, stop!
- Oh, that was Ders.Copy !req
288. Oh, God.Copy !req
289. - Oh, man,
I didn't know it was you-Copy !req
290. Till I did.
I actually did at the end.Copy !req
291. I mean, you get into
some sort of street brawl,Copy !req
292. I have-l have no fear
when it comes to fighting.Copy !req
293. - You guys are idiots.Copy !req
294. - Well, what
the freakin' eff, Ders?Copy !req
295. Scared the sh-shoot
out of us.Copy !req
296. - I found the painting
in the garbageCopy !req
297. and thought
I'd freak you out.Copy !req
298. And you hit me.
- Oh, that wasn't good, man.Copy !req
299. I'm on, like,
285 hours of energy right now.Copy !req
300. What is this?Copy !req
301. That's barbeque sauce.
Very clever, dude.Copy !req
302. - I know.
- Very clever, man.Copy !req
303. - Doll's clothes
from the basement.Copy !req
304. God, I-it's actually awesome
that I got you guys,Copy !req
305. but then you-
Can we just pleaseCopy !req
306. go to the roof-Copy !req
307. And gaze at the super moon
already?Copy !req
308. - I guessCopy !req
309. - Ders?Copy !req
310. - That wasn't me.Copy !req
311. - Oh, my gosh.Copy !req
312. When Adam punched through
that portraitCopy !req
313. of Dr. TelAmeriCorp,Copy !req
314. he broke whatever supernatural
seal was keeping him in.Copy !req
315. - What?
- Yeah.Copy !req
316. And now we're the only ones
that can put him back.Copy !req
317. Come on!
- Come on, now, w-hey!Copy !req
318. - Oh, my God!
- Whoa.Copy !req
319. - The devil's
in the machine!Copy !req
320. It's gone pure blacldCopy !req
321. - It's not on.Copy !req
322. - Huh?
- It's sleeping.Copy !req
323. You just gotta hit
the thing on the back.Copy !req
324. - Sleep-
- Yeah.Copy !req
325. This thing's
actually cool, man.Copy !req
326. Have you checked out
the user interface?Copy !req
327. - Oh!Copy !req
328. - Oh!Copy !req
329. - Shh! Shh!
- Dude, what are you doing?Copy !req
330. - Quiet, quiet, quiet.
- Oh, dear.Copy !req
331. Those were Montez's speakers.Copy !req
332. - Whatever.
- Shh, guys...Copy !req
333. this thing
is really humming.Copy !req
334. There is a lot
of activity down here.Copy !req
335. - Look, dudes.
Dudes, dudes, dudes!Copy !req
336. Dr. TelAmeriCorp!Copy !req
337. He's crossed over
into the physical world!Copy !req
338. It's only a matter of timeCopy !req
339. before he finds
a human host!Copy !req
340. - What?
- Okay. Yep.Copy !req
341. You're not gonna
get me twice, Ders.Copy !req
342. I think I know barbeque sauce
when I see it.Copy !req
343. Now.
This time I do.Copy !req
344. - Adam, no.
I didn't-Copy !req
345. that's not barbeque sau-!Copy !req
346. - That's not barbeque sauce.
- No.Copy !req
347. - I think that's blood.Copy !req
348. I think it's blood.Copy !req
349. Okay, so, I know
that this is blood.Copy !req
350. - Wait, stop it!Copy !req
351. - Don't!Copy !req
352. - And it tastes
exactly like that!Copy !req
353. That is blood!
That is blood!Copy !req
354. I am HIV-positive!Copy !req
355. - What did you-
- No, I'm saying it this time!Copy !req
356. I think I'm HIV-positive.
- Can you feel it?Copy !req
357. - That's how-
That's how you get HIV!Copy !req
358. You get it by tasting
strange blood on the ground!Copy !req
359. - Yes.
- We have to make you a quilt!Copy !req
360. We have to make him a quilt.Copy !req
361. - What was that?
- Oh, God.Copy !req
362. - Dr. TelAmeriCorp.Copy !req
363. He's looking for a host.Copy !req
364. We don't have en-
No time!Copy !req
365. We've got no time!Copy !req
366. So you know
who we have to call.Copy !req
367. - We gotta call the cops, man.Copy !req
368. There's blood everywhere.Copy !req
369. I'm calling the cops.Copy !req
370. - I was thinking
the gh-never mind.Copy !req
371. I know a satanic ritualCopy !req
372. that'll send his spirit
back to hell.Copy !req
373. - You know a satanic ritual?Copy !req
374. It's a-h-hell way?Copy !req
375. Okay, well, I think I'm gonna
go to the little boy's room.Copy !req
376. Not because I'm a little boy
who's scared,Copy !req
377. but because I'm a little man
who ate too many tacos.Copy !req
378. So I'm gonna go-
- Wait, dude-Copy !req
379. - Gotta-gotta poo.Copy !req
380. - All right, man.
What are-what are we doing?Copy !req
381. What are we doing?
Tell me what to do.Copy !req
382. - We need a sacrifice.Copy !req
383. Come on, DeMamp!Copy !req
384. Pull yourself together.Copy !req
385. You taught yourself Spanish,Copy !req
386. you can make it
through this, "muchaycho."Copy !req
387. - Okay, let's see
what we got in here.Copy !req
388. Uh, yogurt, hummus,Copy !req
389. purple stuff, Sunny D.Copy !req
390. - The ritual calls
for the fleshCopy !req
391. of thy untouched beast.Copy !req
392. - Um, oh.Copy !req
393. Montez's ground
hamburger beef?Copy !req
394. - Perfect.
- All right.Copy !req
395. - Let's bring this meatloaf
to meat life.Copy !req
396. - Let's do it.Copy !req
397. - Who's in here, huh?Copy !req
398. Huh'? 9'Copy !req
399. You comin' at me?Copy !req
400. I ain't scared
of no ghost.Copy !req
401. I'm not scared of you!Copy !req
402. Who did that?
Who did that?Copy !req
403. - We've already
said too much!Copy !req
404. What?Copy !req
405. - I'm the main office prankster.
Did you miss me?Copy !req
406. - I tea-bagged
your dead body.Copy !req
407. Ooh.Copy !req
408. What is happening to me?Copy !req
409. Dr. TelAmeriCorp.Copy !req
410. Oh, no.Copy !req
411. You want me to kill Montez,
don't you?Copy !req
412. That's what you're
doing here, huh?Copy !req
413. You know what?
I'll do it.Copy !req
414. - I'm here
to help you sleep.Copy !req
415. But you can't fall asleepCopy !req
416. until you silence
the music.Copy !req
417. Let no one
stand in your way.Copy !req
418. - Why me?Copy !req
419. - Because,
you're a strong boy, Adam.Copy !req
420. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
421. Strong little boy.Copy !req
422. Strong little boy.Copy !req
423. - Oh, yeah.
Sweet meat fetus, dude.Copy !req
424. - Thank you.
- Looks real as hell.Copy !req
425. - Yeah, it does,
doesn't it?Copy !req
426. - Yeah, if you could, uh,Copy !req
427. just, like, stand him up
and make him look alive.Copy !req
428. - Yeah. That should not
be a problem, dude.Copy !req
429. I used to stand up
armies of action figuresCopy !req
430. against each other.Copy !req
431. Do these, like, cool wars.
- Great, great.Copy !req
432. - There we go.
- That's a cool story.Copy !req
433. - Thanks.
Okay. All right, you know what?Copy !req
434. Sorry, I used to have
the same problem when I wouldCopy !req
435. stand those action figures up
against each other for wars.Copy !req
436. - Whatever, that's fine-I'm
sure Satan doesn't really care.Copy !req
437. Here we go.Copy !req
438. Spirit of Dr. TelAmeriCorp!
- Yeah.Copy !req
439. - Please accept this humble
sacflficeCopy !req
440. of a live,
super moonwalking...Copy !req
441. ginger beef man!Copy !req
442. - Ave namaste.
Amen.Copy !req
443. Silence the music.Copy !req
444. - A-Adam, what-
What-Copy !req
445. What's up?
What's wrong?Copy !req
446. - Yeah, Adam,
you love Pure Moods.Copy !req
447. - Dr. TelAmeriCorp
spoke to me.Copy !req
448. And he wants you...Copy !req
449. to silence the music.Copy !req
450. Now!Copy !req
451. - Dude, Adam's been possessed
by Dr. TelAmeriCorp!Copy !req
452. - What?
- Run!Copy !req
453. - Oh!Copy !req
454. - Hurry!
Follow me!Copy !req
455. I'm a strong boy.Copy !req
456. I'm a strong boy.Copy !req
457. $5'Copy !req
458. - Now!Copy !req
459. - You got him?
- Yeah!Copy !req
460. - Now what?
- We gotta solidify this cocoon.Copy !req
461. Grab that stuffl
- This?Copy !req
462. - Yeah! Now let's
head up to the roof!Copy !req
463. We gotta harness the power
of the super moonCopy !req
464. for the exorcism.Copy !req
465. - Yay. yay. yay!
The super moon!Copy !req
466. Here we come!
- All right, he's excited.Copy !req
467. It's so super!Copy !req
468. God, that is a real moon!Copy !req
469. - Oh, God damn it, Ders,Copy !req
470. shove the telescope
up your ass!Copy !req
471. Give me your flasldCopy !req
472. Hurry!Copy !req
473. Oh... super moon.Copy !req
474. Please bless
this manly sodaCopy !req
475. and in the same way
that Dr. Pepper TENCopy !req
476. is most definitely
not for women,Copy !req
477. so be Adam's body
not for ghosts!Copy !req
478. - That was really good, man.Copy !req
479. - Thanks.
- Yeah.Copy !req
480. - And...Copy !req
481. Uhh!
4Copy !req
482. - All right! Now...Copy !req
483. we must insulate the demons.Copy !req
484. - Okay.
- Shoot him with this gun.Copy !req
485. Now. Now.Copy !req
486. - Ooh.Copy !req
487. Ah, watch your load, man.
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
488. Yup. Oh, man.
- Ohh.Copy !req
489. - This dries really quick.
- Yeah, it does.Copy !req
490. - Get out of my homey,
Dr. TelAmeriCorp!Copy !req
491. - Blake, I can't believe you're
not looking at this thing.Copy !req
492. I mean,
look at the craters!Copy !req
493. - Oh, there's my strong
little boy.Copy !req
494. It's okay, Adam.Copy !req
495. You can sleep now.Copy !req
496. Mm.Copy !req
497. - Oh. Okay.Copy !req
498. All right. Uh...Copy !req
499. What are you doing?Copy !req
500. - Oh. Sorry.Copy !req
501. Misread!Copy !req
502. I, uh, thought you were-Copy !req
503. I mean, it seemed as though
you were, uh,Copy !req
504. vibing me.Copy !req
505. - No, no vibe.Copy !req
506. Not a vibe and...
N00...Copy !req
507. - Oh.
- Uh-uh.Copy !req
508. - Okay, then.Copy !req
509. That's my bad.Copy !req
510. Yeah.Copy !req
511. - Well...Copy !req
512. Sleepy bye,
my little tiger.Copy !req
513. Nighty night.Copy !req
514. My little buckaroo.Copy !req
515. - Oh.Copy !req
516. - Did it work?Copy !req
517. - Oh, hell, yeah, bitch.Copy !req
518. - Really?
All right, man!Copy !req
519. - I can't believe it!
- Nice job!Copy !req
520. - Help me!
I cut my finger!Copy !req
521. To the bone!Copy !req
522. - Damn, man,
you scared us!Copy !req
523. - Yeah, we're in the middle
of something.Copy !req
524. - Gosh!Copy !req
525. - I still don't understand
what you were doing, Bill.Copy !req
526. - I was in the basementCopy !req
527. cutting up fliers
for my babysitting company,Copy !req
528. and I sliced my finger...Copy !req
529. to the bone.Copy !req
530. - I think
we heard him scream.Copy !req
531. - Yeah, we saw
some of your blood.Copy !req
532. - But didn't think someone
needs a ride to the hospital?Copy !req
533. - I'm sorry, Bill,
are we not driving youCopy !req
534. to the hospital right now?Copy !req
535. Is this not enough for you?Copy !req
536. - Shotgun!
- Good call.Copy !req
537. - Dang it!Copy !req
538. You know what?
Bill, look...Copy !req
539. We're sorry, man,
but we were kind of busyCopy !req
540. dealing with the ghost
of Dr. TelAmeriCorp.Copy !req
541. - That's Josh, you idiot.Copy !req
542. He used to work here,Copy !req
543. and Alice kept
sexually harassing him.Copy !req
544. She even commissioned
that portrait.Copy !req
545. He sued the company.
- Okay, so there was neverCopy !req
546. a Dr. TelAmeriCorp.Copy !req
547. Great. Thank you.Copy !req
548. Or was there?Copy !req
549. - You asking me?Copy !req
550. There wasn't.Copy !req
551. - Yeah.Copy !req
552. Sure.
- Let's go!Copy !req
553. - All right, already, Bill!Copy !req
554. - Whoa, you're whipping it.Copy !req
555. Uh-oh!Copy !req
556. - Nice.Copy !req
557. It's stupid.Copy !req
558. It's just not real.Copy !req
559. Spirits are flying
everywhere!Copy !req
560. It's stupid.Copy !req
561. It's just stu-
Ghosts are real.Copy !req
562. Ernie Hudson don't got
shit on me!Copy !req
563. I will bust you, ghost!Copy !req