1. The Illusionist blows it
out of the water.Copy !req
2. You're kidding.
Ed Norton sucks.Copy !req
3. - I'm not defending ed Norton.
- What about the title?Copy !req
4. He's not even a real magician.
He's an illusionist?Copy !req
5. You watch your mouth.Copy !req
6. "Adam 'Dwaynethe rock
roommate demamp'"?Copy !req
7. All right.Copy !req
8. Aah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Whoa, no, no, no.Copy !req
9. I am so sorry.
I was not expecting anybody.Copy !req
10. - It's move-in day.
- Oh, wow, okay.Copy !req
11. Pointing fingers already.Copy !req
12. Not a good start
to our relationship.Copy !req
13. Hope you don't mind,
I already kindaCopy !req
14. laid claim to this squadrent.Copy !req
15. That's great,
'cause I got the microwave,Copy !req
16. and I'll just
put it there, so...Copy !req
17. Sick. I love popcorn, so...Copy !req
18. Hey. Greetings, earthlings.Copy !req
19. Anders Holmvik,
resident advisor.Copy !req
20. - Hi, I'm Blake.
- Blake.Copy !req
21. What's up? I'm Adam.
Demamp.Copy !req
22. Uh, you play sports.Copy !req
23. - Swim team.
- So no?Copy !req
24. Sorry, that was...Copy !req
25. that was a funny one.
- Oh, yeah? That's funny?Copy !req
26. You know what's not funny?
Burning aliveCopy !req
27. in the middle of the night
because you don't knowCopy !req
28. your microwave
just caught on fire.Copy !req
29. Microwaves, not allowed
in the dorm.Copy !req
30. So I'll be taking this,
because I'm your R.A.Copy !req
31. Hey, no,
I didn't mean all that.Copy !req
32. Come on, man,
just gimme a break.Copy !req
33. There are no breaks in college!Copy !req
34. Oh, hey, hey, hey!
Cut it out! Pull those up!Copy !req
35. I'm sorry, I was
so close to finishingCopy !req
36. when you came in, initially.Copy !req
37. You're lucky
I don't write you up.Copy !req
38. All right, you two areCopy !req
39. on my s—t list.Copy !req
40. And it's a short list.Copy !req
41. It's too long.
T-o-o long.Copy !req
42. Greetings, earthlings.Copy !req
43. Anders Holmvik,
resident advisor.Copy !req
44. So are you gonna be
turned around for a while,Copy !req
45. or...Copy !req
46. What to do to die today
at a minute or two to two.Copy !req
47. Hey, dude,
they give you pudding, man.Copy !req
48. - Hey, dude.
- You go in the cafeteria,Copy !req
49. and you just swipe a card,
and they give youCopy !req
50. as much pudding as you want.
- Oh, cool.Copy !req
51. - What's this, your schedule?
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
52. What's up with all
this theater, man?Copy !req
53. Well, I'm a theater major,
so...Copy !req
54. yeah, I caught the acting bug
pretty bad.Copy !req
55. But yeah, I already auditioned
for the fall production...Copy !req
56. les miserables.
- That's cool.Copy !req
57. So can you, like,
cry on command and stuff?Copy !req
58. Oh, yeah, it's easy.Copy !req
59. Think of something really sad
real quick.Copy !req
60. Like, a bundle of babies
exploding,Copy !req
61. or, like, dogs exploding.Copy !req
62. Or, like... like, maybe
your mom's really sick,Copy !req
63. or you, like, walked in
on, like... on her rapeCopy !req
64. you now, stop him...
you can't stop himCopy !req
65. because he's bigger than you.Copy !req
66. Like, you just think of that...Copy !req
67. Oh, that hit so close
to home for me.Copy !req
68. My dog actually exploded
when I was a kid.Copy !req
69. - I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...
- It's okay.Copy !req
70. - You are a really good actor.
- Thank you.Copy !req
71. You're like
Seann Williams Scott.Copy !req
72. You're at
a Seann Williams Scott level.Copy !req
73. Thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
74. Well, you know,
it's just living truthfullyCopy !req
75. in imaginary circumstances,
and whatever.Copy !req
76. Enough about me.
What's... what's on your schedule?Copy !req
77. Oh, me...
Women's sexuality,Copy !req
78. sexual revolution,
the human body,Copy !req
79. remedial math...Copy !req
80. The Bible as literature.Copy !req
81. I'm doing that for my gf.Copy !req
82. Get the heck out of here.
You already scored a girlfriend?Copy !req
83. Oh, no,
she's back in high school.Copy !req
84. We're, like, crazy religious,
though.Copy !req
85. We always get on our knees...
And pray to Jesus.Copy !req
86. - Not orally, please.
- Oh.Copy !req
87. You know, she's actually
coming next weekend.Copy !req
88. We'll go see you act the
out of that play, dude.Copy !req
89. Uh, that's not for a while.Copy !req
90. Plus, I already got cast
as, like, a police officer.Copy !req
91. I'm just in the background.
I don't even have lines.Copy !req
92. - What?
- Yeah, I know.Copy !req
93. It's just a popularity contestCopy !req
94. when you get down to it.Copy !req
95. Whoa, man.Copy !req
96. I'm, like, the most
popular dude in my high schoolCopy !req
97. now that I've graduated
high school,Copy !req
98. and I am throwing you...
A party, bro,Copy !req
99. so you can infiltrate
that theater-nerd crew.Copy !req
100. Like in mean girls.Copy !req
101. Yes!Copy !req
102. You know, Mean girls is
my favorite movie.Copy !req
103. It's mine too.Copy !req
104. The DVD special commentary...Copy !req
105. - Oh!
- Oh, my God. Oh, my...Copy !req
106. - listen to it.
Lindsay just tells all.Copy !req
107. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
108. Tina Fey.Copy !req
109. You growing your hair out
for Jesus Christ superstar?Copy !req
110. That's really cool.
It looks great.Copy !req
111. That's dedication.
I love it.Copy !req
112. How about we celebrate
my first night in collegeCopy !req
113. with a little...
Finger sinning?Copy !req
114. You're so bad.Copy !req
115. - We could try for two.
- Stop.Copy !req
116. I wanna try two.Copy !req
117. You wanna try two?
Oh, my gosh.Copy !req
118. Adam. Adam.Copy !req
119. The student director
of les mis, he's here.Copy !req
120. - He actually came.
- Yes!Copy !req
121. Cranium?
The children's game?Copy !req
122. No, thank you.Copy !req
123. This is great, dude.Copy !req
124. This is exactly why
we threw the party.Copy !req
125. Oh, no, I can't do it, man.Copy !req
126. I'm gonna blow it again.
I'm too nervous.Copy !req
127. Don't get nervous.Copy !req
128. Smoke a little chron-chron,
my baby.Copy !req
129. I've never tried it.Copy !req
130. I have a bevy of mixers
off-campus to attend.Copy !req
131. Do you know about
off-campus?Copy !req
132. Or are you only aware
of the worldCopy !req
133. immediately in front of you?Copy !req
134. Yes, look at that,
it's time for me to go.Copy !req
135. It's showtime, bro-time.Copy !req
136. Uh, actually, wait right here.Copy !req
137. Uhoh, guys,Copy !req
138. I wonder who's knick-knocking
on our door.Copy !req
139. Who's here right now?
This is weird, becauseCopy !req
140. all my friends are here.
Is it...Copy !req
141. The Napoleon dynamite?Copy !req
142. Gosh! Gosh...Copy !req
143. Gosh.Copy !req
144. Gosh!Copy !req
145. Wow, he is a true talent.Copy !req
146. You should probably cast himCopy !req
147. in the miserable lesbian play
you're doing.Copy !req
148. Mm, no.Copy !req
149. Come on, Tina, eat your dinner,Copy !req
150. you fat tub of lard!Copy !req
151. From the movie!
Tina, from the mo...Copy !req
152. - Thanks. Vote for Pedro.Copy !req
153. That was a funny part... "liger."
What the hell is going on in here?Copy !req
154. Why is everyone clapping?Copy !req
155. Is that music?
Chill out, man.Copy !req
156. - Take a seat, grab a beer.
- You know what? It's 9:30,Copy !req
157. and you live
on the swim team floor.Copy !req
158. We hit the water at 6:00 A.M.
for an 800 skip 'em.Copy !req
159. Which means lights out
at 10:00.Copy !req
160. Which tells me you need
to brush your teethCopy !req
161. and get on your jammy-jams.Copy !req
162. Hey, come on, man.Copy !req
163. You're being a frikkin' idiot!Copy !req
164. I'm not an idiot.
I'm a smart person.Copy !req
165. Everybody out of here.
Come on!Copy !req
166. See you at class tomorrow.Copy !req
167. I'm remembering all your faces.Copy !req
168. Scanning them now.Copy !req
169. Hey, babe.Copy !req
170. Um, I'll just drive home
and come back next weekend.Copy !req
171. I swear to you, next weekend...Copy !req
172. I'm gonna finger bang you
so good... I swear to God.Copy !req
173. Or other stuff, you know.
It depen...Copy !req
174. whatever you want to...
okay. How do you feel?Copy !req
175. That girl's probably
gonna kill herselfCopy !req
176. because I don't get
to finger bang her.Copy !req
177. - Sure.
- Yeah, what the heck, man!Copy !req
178. I was just about to do
the tetherball scene!Copy !req
179. And then you came in
and made me look likeCopy !req
180. an amateur
in front of my director.Copy !req
181. Yeah, you're crampin'
our stees.Copy !req
182. You know what's amateur?Copy !req
183. Doing a Napoleon Dynamite
impressionCopy !req
184. and not wearing moon boots.
Oh...Copy !req
185. Welcome to college...
Again.Copy !req
186. Lights out, girls.Copy !req
187. - Lights out.
- Holmvik.Copy !req
188. - You shut down that party?
- Oh, hey, Lance, yeah.Copy !req
189. Dude, I went in there,
and I was, like,Copy !req
190. "Who's clapping?Copy !req
191. Why are you clapping?"
Then I heard music,Copy !req
192. and I couldn't find it at first,
but then I found it...Copy !req
193. I shut it off,
so we can hit the hay.Copy !req
194. Actually,
me and the distance guys areCopy !req
195. getting in there
first thing in the morning,Copy !req
196. so you need to run
down to the poolCopy !req
197. and change the lanes
to short course.Copy !req
198. Wait, what if...Copy !req
199. what if we woke up
some of the freshmenCopy !req
200. and made them do it?
Freak 'em out, right?Copy !req
201. And go, "you gotta
go change the Lane lines now!"Copy !req
202. - Is that a joke?
- No.Copy !req
203. Dude, you know that hazing
is a really serious offense?Copy !req
204. - Right.
- If I wanted a joke,Copy !req
205. I would turn on Mind of Mencia,Copy !req
206. and I would just
laugh my shaft off.Copy !req
207. All right, well,
I'll just, uh...Copy !req
208. I'll go change
those lane lines.Copy !req
209. - Yeah. Thanks, man.
- Oh-ho!Copy !req
210. - Ow.
- And you know what?Copy !req
211. You should probably lay off
the enchiladasCopy !req
212. in the caf.
- Oh, okay.Copy !req
213. I will... If you do.Copy !req
214. 'Cause I think you need
to lay offCopy !req
215. the enchiladas in the caf.Copy !req
216. No, Holmvik, I'm not joking.Copy !req
217. You're growing tits.Copy !req
218. Oh, all right...Copy !req
219. I'll lay off.Copy !req
220. Guy totally ruined
my Dynamite Napoleon impression.Copy !req
221. Now what?Copy !req
222. I'm working on Shrek, but...Copy !req
223. It's years away, donkey.Copy !req
224. Jesus Christ...
You ooze talent.Copy !req
225. That was disgusting.Copy !req
226. And I can't even concentrate
on thatCopy !req
227. because I'm too busy
hating that dude.Copy !req
228. I don't blame the guy, though.Copy !req
229. He's cranky 'cause he has to
wake up so earlyCopy !req
230. for swim practice.Copy !req
231. You know what?Copy !req
232. Maybe we need to make it
so that he never, ever wakes upCopy !req
233. for swim practice again.Copy !req
234. One time I went swimming
in, like, the neighbor's poolCopy !req
235. when they had just shocked it
with chlorine.Copy !req
236. My skin got all fiery red,Copy !req
237. and my hair straightened out
for, like, a month.Copy !req
238. When I was a toddler,
I actually fellCopy !req
239. into a washing machine
full of bleach,Copy !req
240. and I didn't get itchy at all.Copy !req
241. I did die, though...
For, like, four minutes.Copy !req
242. The doctors said
they couldn't believeCopy !req
243. how much brain damage
I didn't get.Copy !req
244. They were, like,
really impressed.Copy !req
245. That was fun. You wanna do
another story battle?Copy !req
246. I kicked your ass.Copy !req
247. No. I just brought that up
because I thoughtCopy !req
248. we could maybe shock this pool.Copy !req
249. Good ide...
you should have just said that.Copy !req
250. Now we're talking.Copy !req
251. One of these has got
to do the trick.Copy !req
252. There's, like,
60 more back there, man.Copy !req
253. All right.Copy !req
254. You think this is funny?Copy !req
255. I just send you down
to change the lanes,Copy !req
256. and you poison the whole team?Copy !req
257. Look at Freddy.Copy !req
258. I didn't do this.
I swear.Copy !req
259. And you know what,
I'm not ready to loseCopy !req
260. to another Vanderkaay,Copy !req
261. so, Anders...Copy !req
262. There's a chain of command
in swimming,Copy !req
263. and you are off the chain.
- Thank you.Copy !req
264. No, I mean that
you're off the team.Copy !req
265. - What? Coach?
- Empty out your locker.Copy !req
266. You're gone!Copy !req
267. Get your tits off this deck!Copy !req
268. - Softy. The big softy.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
269. Hey, there.
What's the matter?Copy !req
270. Swim practice canceled?Copy !req
271. Uh, yeah.Copy !req
272. That's cool. At least
you get to sleep in, right?Copy !req
273. Actually, they, um...
They kicked me off the teamCopy !req
274. and took my scholarship, so...Copy !req
275. I'm kinda screwed since
my dad's making meCopy !req
276. pay my way through school.
Whatever.Copy !req
277. Ex-jock coming through.
Heads up.Copy !req
278. Hey, we just wanted
to check on youCopy !req
279. because you were crying
pretty hard in the shower.Copy !req
280. Frosh dogs, get in here
and help meCopy !req
281. Polish off this case,Copy !req
282. seeing as that I'm not even
your R.A. Anymore.Copy !req
283. - All right.
- Yeah, come on in.Copy !req
284. These were actually
our beers from before, so...Copy !req
285. - oh, these are yours?
- Yeah, these are ours.Copy !req
286. Sorry.Copy !req
287. So you guys wanna
make a toast or something?Copy !req
288. To... Uh...
Let's get drunk!Copy !req
289. - Yeah!
- Now we're talkin'.Copy !req
290. All right!Copy !req
291. One, two, three, chug race.Copy !req
292. Chug race!Copy !req
293. You chug it, boy.
Chug it!Copy !req
294. This is a wrestling
figure-four, baby!Copy !req
295. Oh...
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.Copy !req
296. yeah, I just...
you know, I gotta go.Copy !req
297. I gotta get going, so...
Um... Thanks...Copy !req
298. And good-bye forever.Copy !req
299. Yeah, bye forever.Copy !req
300. Bye forever.Copy !req
301. Yep.Copy !req
302. Pbbbbbbb...Copy !req
303. So that guy's gonna
kill himself, right?Copy !req
304. - Yeah. Mm-hmm.
- All right.Copy !req
305. We're throwing you a party.
What?Copy !req
306. Yeah, we're throwing you
a massive partyCopy !req
307. that everybody's gonna come to.Copy !req
308. And we're gonna make
enough moneyCopy !req
309. to keep you in school for now.Copy !req
310. - Like van Wilder?
- Yeah, like a lot of movies.Copy !req
311. - I'm Teck.
- All we need is beer...Copy !req
312. And drugs...
And titties.Copy !req
313. You gots ta have some titties,
baby.Copy !req
314. Well, I got one
of those covered.Copy !req
315. Yeah, what is up
with your moobs?Copy !req
316. What? Oh, no,
I'm talking about booze.Copy !req
317. Confiscated.Copy !req
318. Seriously, though,
about those titties...Copy !req
319. can I feel them?Copy !req
320. You know, a lot of people tryCopy !req
321. and suck their own.Copy !req
322. I could titty myself.Copy !req
323. Party police.
There's still another party.Copy !req
324. Whoa, check it out, man,
it's gonna be cool.Copy !req
325. - Party police!
- Gonna party tonight.Copy !req
326. Party police!
Everybody stop...Copy !req
327. give me that smirnoff ice!Copy !req
328. If you guys want to party,Copy !req
329. there will be
a school-sanctioned rager.Copy !req
330. $5. You can get
all your booze back.Copy !req
331. We're party policemen!
Give us your booze!Copy !req
332. So what now?
I mean, why are we here?Copy !req
333. Oh, we're looking
for a drug dealer.Copy !req
334. You know, my theater
department colleagues,Copy !req
335. they swear by this guy.
- Cool.Copy !req
336. - All right.
- Let's do it.Copy !req
337. We'll probably have to
get really highCopy !req
338. just to get through the day.Copy !req
339. Hey! Hey,
what are you doing?Copy !req
340. Sorry. I'm sorry.Copy !req
341. That's people's work.
You can't graffiti here.Copy !req
342. - Hey, You!
- Oh, we got a clever one.Copy !req
343. Hey, what's your name?Copy !req
344. Look out, I'll get him.Copy !req
345. Looks about right.Copy !req
346. You mean genius.Copy !req
347. - Hey, wait.
- Wait!Copy !req
348. We just want to buy some weed.Copy !req
349. Weed?Copy !req
350. Oh, hell, yeah, bitch.Copy !req
351. I'll attack you
with my butterfly kisses.Copy !req
352. You guys, we've already got
a couple thousand bucks.Copy !req
353. This party's going great!Copy !req
354. Whoa, nice.Copy !req
355. - I need a drink.
- Awesome. I love you so much.Copy !req
356. Get me a beer, woman!Copy !req
357. I'm like my dad.
He talks that way to my mom.Copy !req
358. - Your dad talks like that?
- Yeah.Copy !req
359. Oh! Guys, I'm not gonna lie,
I am so nervous.Copy !req
360. I invited Fritz here
and, you know,Copy !req
361. he's already seen
that I can do comedy,Copy !req
362. so I prepared
a dramatic piece for him.Copy !req
363. So I'm gonna do
this stirring monologueCopy !req
364. from Tim curry in the
quintessential film Congo.Copy !req
365. - It's an American classic.
- Mmhmm.Copy !req
366. You have no reason
to be nervous.Copy !req
367. I'm the one who's about
to propose to my girlfriend.Copy !req
368. - What?
- A lifelong commitment.Copy !req
369. You're joking, right?Copy !req
370. I don't joke about love,
Anders.Copy !req
371. On-ders.Copy !req
372. I used to cut myselfCopy !req
373. to dashboard confessional.Copy !req
374. I love love, okay?Copy !req
375. Um, here's a joke.Copy !req
376. What did three girls say
to the one dude?Copy !req
377. So you, like, really love her.
That's cool.Copy !req
378. Ehh, well, she's really
the only chickCopy !req
379. that lets me make out with her
until my tongue hurts.Copy !req
380. She's kind of my last shot
at lifelong happiness.Copy !req
381. Wish me luck.Copy !req
382. All right. Don't blow it.Copy !req
383. Don't blow it
like I'm about to.Copy !req
384. Hey, buddy, I couldn't help
but overhearCopy !req
385. you're being a little
nervous Nelly Furtado.Copy !req
386. Yeah, I guess.Copy !req
387. - You need a friend?
- Oh, nah.Copy !req
388. Bleh! No. Don't do it.Copy !req
389. Blake, try it once, man.
Look at me, man.Copy !req
390. I got it all figured out,
buddy.Copy !req
391. Did it cause your eye
to do that, or...Copy !req
392. - no, I was born with that.
- Oh, okay.Copy !req
393. Then, yeah,
I'll give it a shot.Copy !req
394. Doesn't help,
I'll tell you that much.Copy !req
395. - Where are my beers?
- Oh!Copy !req
396. I was just looking
for some cranberry juice.Copy !req
397. Well...
Look no further.Copy !req
398. Will you marry me?Copy !req
399. Adam, are you...
are you kidding?Copy !req
400. I'm 16.Copy !req
401. Debatably the sexiest age.Copy !req
402. We doing this or are you gonna
pussy out on me?Copy !req
403. Chicken.Copy !req
404. Adam, no, I...
I don't understand what...Copy !req
405. - or, I don't know,Copy !req
406. you can knock off
all that God stuff, right?Copy !req
407. And just, pbbbbb...
Fug me hard.Copy !req
408. - Well...
- Hit that caboose.Copy !req
409. No, Adam, my faith means
everything to me.Copy !req
410. Forever?Copy !req
411. I am not having sex
until I'm married.Copy !req
412. Yeah, duh.
You thick?Copy !req
413. You dumb-dumb.Copy !req
414. Obviously, that's why
I'm proposing to you.Copy !req
415. You know what, Adam,Copy !req
416. I think we should take
some time off.Copy !req
417. And I'll pray for you.Copy !req
418. You'll be in my prayers.Copy !req
419. You still want me to call you
out of class on Tuesday?Copy !req
420. I'll take you to sonic.Copy !req
421. Wow, okay, you give your heart
to someone, right?Copy !req
422. And they just rip it outCopy !req
423. and in the heart cavity area.Copy !req
424. College sucks.
It's stupid.Copy !req
425. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
426. I'm having a really great time.Copy !req
427. Really?Copy !req
428. Of course,
I'm from a boring small townCopy !req
429. with one stoplight,
so this is... this is fun for me.Copy !req
430. How religious are you?Copy !req
431. I wish this was real.Copy !req
432. He would have murdered her.Copy !req
433. Hey, it's Blake, right?Copy !req
434. Oh, Look at this.Copy !req
435. I saw you on campus earlier,
and I've gotta say,Copy !req
436. pretty convincing
French police officer.Copy !req
437. - Thank you.
- How would you like to beCopy !req
438. the understudy of JavertCopy !req
439. in this year's production
of Les Mis?Copy !req
440. Understudy.Copy !req
441. How 'bout, uh, you study
under my nut sack?Copy !req
442. Oh!Copy !req
443. - Right under there.
- There it is.Copy !req
444. - There it is.
- Sorry, is that a no?Copy !req
445. Fritz, life...
is a stage.Copy !req
446. Smoke weed until you die.
That's right. That's right.Copy !req
447. Now, why don't you go
direct yourself overCopy !req
448. to the snack shack
and get daddy some airheads?Copy !req
449. Bounce, man.Copy !req
450. Okay, I will bounce, thank you.Copy !req
451. - Bye.
- That was good, man.Copy !req
452. Acting's for chicks, anyways.Copy !req
453. Yo, dudes, check it out.Copy !req
454. One semester in cash.
We did it.Copy !req
455. Oh, man, that is so awesomeCopy !req
456. because I was feeling
very guilty about that.Copy !req
457. Why are you feeling
guilty, man?Copy !req
458. - Well...
- Poon! Poon!Copy !req
459. Whoo!
I'm on the sex train!Copy !req
460. Oh, he's pounding
the beef out of her.Copy !req
461. This is my life!
This is my life right now!Copy !req
462. - Don't stop.
- Whoo!Copy !req
463. - Welcome to college.
- Pooooon!Copy !req
464. - Oh!
- Aah!Copy !req
465. Oh, doin' her doggy...
good night!Copy !req
466. My bad. Yo, guys,
check me out.Copy !req
467. Dude... Yeah!Copy !req
468. - You see that?
- That's my guy.Copy !req
469. This is everything
I've ever wanted.Copy !req
470. That's it, I gotta do it.
I'm next.Copy !req
471. I'm jumping off that thing next.
Do it.Copy !req
472. No, you're not.
This party's over.Copy !req
473. This pool is ours, and you guys
all gotta get out of here.Copy !req
474. No, we're not
going anywhere, okay.Copy !req
475. This party's gonna go
all night, right?Copy !req
476. Yeah, all right,
I could let the party ride out.Copy !req
477. Cool. Thanks.Copy !req
478. - If you pay me.
- Hey!Copy !req
479. Oh, no, no, no, no.
That's his money.Copy !req
480. We... we earned that.Copy !req
481. Lance, I'm not your bitch
any more, all right?Copy !req
482. Give it back.
Take it from me.Copy !req
483. I got a better idea.Copy !req
484. Why don't we settle this
like men... And swim for it?Copy !req
485. Whoa!Copy !req
486. Whooooah...
It that, like, a swimmer thing?Copy !req
487. No, I didn't expect him
to do that also.Copy !req
488. Damn it.Copy !req
489. That's it, Holmvik,
you're about to get lapped.Copy !req
490. Suck my wake.Copy !req
491. God, swimming trash talk
is horrible.Copy !req
492. Okay, now we're gonna, uh,
do the swim race.Copy !req
493. In three, two...Copy !req
494. Go, start swimming now!Copy !req
495. - Yeah.
- Yeah!Copy !req
496. - Swimming!
- Yeah.Copy !req
497. - Go, Anders.
- Go, Anders!Copy !req
498. Go, Anders!Copy !req
499. Come on, Anders!Copy !req
500. I thought that was gonna be it.Copy !req
501. This is a lot of swimming.
Yeah, I mean...Copy !req
502. - how much longer
do we have to watch this?Copy !req
503. This is boring.
Wanna smoke some weed?Copy !req
504. Yes, I will do anythingCopy !req
505. besides watch
these two naked dudes swim.Copy !req
506. All right, everybody stay
right where you are.Copy !req
507. - Oh... No... no running.
- Stop!Copy !req
508. No running.Copy !req
509. Hey, tell everybody
that we threw this party.Copy !req
510. All right, let's go, Anders,
you got this.Copy !req
511. You versus you.Copy !req
512. Oh, all right.
Hey. Ow.Copy !req
513. - Okay. Jesus.
- Did I win?Copy !req
514. Kicked off campus.Copy !req
515. Wow, I did not see that coming.Copy !req
516. Whatever, man. Who wants
to live in the dorms anyways?Copy !req
517. It sucks. Now we can party
like last night every night.Copy !req
518. I'm gonna drink
and have sex so muchCopy !req
519. I'm probably gonna puke
out my dick!Copy !req
520. - Yeah.
- Yeah!Copy !req
521. Yeah, okay, well,
living off-campus is expensive.Copy !req
522. We might as well check out
one of these jobs.Copy !req
523. Hello.
Hello.Copy !req
524. Oh, hi, guys.Copy !req
525. I hope you'll consider applying
to Telamericorp.Copy !req
526. You know, telemarketing can be
a very lucrativeCopy !req
527. part-time job for a student.Copy !req
528. - Ha ha, no, thanks.
- Yeah.Copy !req
529. I don't think we need
to be on the phones,Copy !req
530. cold-calling strangers
and selling steak knives or...Copy !req
531. I don't know what you do.
- Yeah.Copy !req
532. We have our whole lives
ahead of us,Copy !req
533. which are more than likely
gonna be sick!Copy !req
534. Yeah.Copy !req
535. Do you guys drug test?Copy !req
536. - Yeah.
- Of course.Copy !req
537. Oh!Copy !req
538. Oh, hey! That was...Copy !req
539. see, I told you that would
happen if you wore that.Copy !req
540. Is it cool if I just
hang out with you guys here?Copy !req
541. Nice!Copy !req
542. Sync and corrections by Sp8ky for
www.Addic7ed.Com
Resync for DEMAND by antibioCopy !req