1. - They're good?
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Corner.
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3. Couch.
- Whoa'.!
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4. Whoo! That one's good.
- Yeah? Good?
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5. All right, we're on a roll.
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6. Blake's back. Welcome home.
- Whoo! All right.
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7. - Check it out, man, almost done
acid-proofing the house.
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8. - Oh, you saved me a corner,
though, right?
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9. - Yeah, dude,
we're in this together.
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10. Hit it.
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11. - This guy right here?
All right.
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13. Aah!
Fucks!
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14. Ow, man, that's
not ready yet.
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15. - Ders, let's be
"profesh" here, okay?
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16. - I doubled down-l guess
I'll have to triple down.
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17. - I'm excited about
this acid, though, dude.
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18. My buddy did acid once,
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19. and he immediately
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20. It's like,
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21. - Before we get
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23. You ready for this?
Check it out.
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24. A little bit
of Hype Williams...
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25. Whoa!
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26. - Oh, my gosh, guys,
this is great.
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27. But I have a little
surprise for you.
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28. Check it out.
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29. Perimeter shock collars.
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30. Yeah, so if you leave the house,
you're gonna get shocked.
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31. 'Cause the house
is acid-proof,
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32. but the world...
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33. is not acid-proof.
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34. - So true.
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35. - Hit me!
- Yo, big boy.
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36. - I can't see.
It's in the dark.
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37. - Well, that was an "acid-ent"
waiting to happen.
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38. I'll get the broom.
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39. $5'
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40. - Ooh, snug as a bug.
- Oh, yeah.
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41. - Check it out, dude.
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42. This is my God station.
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43. C-double-O-D, God.
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44. - Very Latino.
- That spelled "good."
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45. - Yeah, I heard
when people trip,
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or whatever.
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dude.
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48. Big ol' titties!
- Yeah!
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49. - Big ol' God titties!
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50. - Blah.
- Yeah.
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51. - But, like, ones that you
must respect.
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52. - Absolutely.
- Also made a list of questions
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53. She's probably gonna
want to ask me.
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54. - 'Well, Adam, how many girls
have you slept with?"
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55. - Whoa! You think
you're God, bro?
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56. - Huh?
- You're not God, bro!
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57. You can't ask me that.
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58. - I've had sex with five.
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59. Just kidding.
100, right?
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60. Five.
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61. - Yeah, I'm just trying
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62. way more real than God,
like... a dragon.
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63. That'd be sweet.
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64. - Wow, that's blasphemous.
I'm sorry.
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65. - Oh! Hey, Ders, bud!
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66. Here's your collar.
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67. - No can do, guys.
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68. Alice just buzzed my celly
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69. and wants me to join her
in West Covina
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70. for a business convention.
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71. - Then you explained to her
that you can't,
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72. because you're doing acid
with us, right?
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73. - We're doing drugs, we're doing
a lot of drugs together.
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74. - Guys... come on.
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75. This is kind of
a big deal for me.
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76. It's my first business trip,
right?
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77. I'm like Steve Martin
in that John Candy movie.
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78. - I thought you wanted
to be like Steve Jobs
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79. and do a bunch of acid
with us.
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80. - Steve Jobs, right?
Created Apple.
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81. Great company.
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82. But then he left
and created Pixar,
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83. which is way better,
then he came back to Apple,
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84. made that way better.
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85. We got iPads, iPhones,
all sorts of stuff.
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86. Let me go create
my Pixar.
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87. Then I'll come back and we'll
drop iPhones, okay?
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88. - I have no idea what
any of that stuff meant.
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89. - No.
- Am I Pixar?
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90. We are doing acid together,
dude!
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91. - [high-pitched screaming]
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92. - Oh! Oh, God!
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93. - Okay, help me out.
- Okay, get this off.
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94. - Help me out.
- Okay.
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95. - Wish me lucld
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96. - We are doing acid together
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97. as a friendship family, Ders!
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98. - Take that thing off now.
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99. - What? Take-
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100. Oh. This thing?
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101. Sorry.
Forgot about it.
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102. It's so comfortable,
you know?
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103. Hammacher Schlemmer.
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104. Also, I got, uh...
Gojo.
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105. You wanna borrow it
for the ride home, let me know.
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106. You just put it on here,
and then you're hands-free.
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107. See what I mean?
Drivin'... I'm drivin'.
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108. Take a call.
Still drivin'.
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109. You can go off-road with it.
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110. You can go kayaking.
Doesn't matter.
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111. Somebody bungee-jumped,
There's a video online about it.
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112. - What are those?
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113. - What are-oh, these?
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114. Check it out.
TelAmeriCorp pens.
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115. Pretty cool, right?
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116. - Fuck your pens.
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117. This is about one thing-
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118. her.
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119. Gale Reynolds...
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120. A.K.A. "The Barracuda."
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121. CloudMall,
Director of Sales.
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122. And she's got the power
to bring us out of the red.
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123. - Well, you made it
to the big leagues, my man.
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124. - Happy business trip!
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125. - How'd we beat you here, man?
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126. We got fireworks.
Pretty cool, right?
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127. - Guys, this is a no!
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128. - Hey, shh.
On the phone here.
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129. Yes, hi.
Is the ice still free?
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130. It is? Great.
Okay, mahalo.
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131. Ice-
the currency of the future.
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132. I'm gonna be rich.
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133. - No, no, no!
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134. You guys need to leave.
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135. Right now!
- All right, Ders.
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136. Chill out, we're not gonna
mess this up for you.
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137. Go down there,
kiss a few business butts.
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138. And then come back
and nuke your mind
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139. into nacho cheese.
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140. - All right, cool.
Like, so I go,
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141. I kiss the business butts,
and then we'll do all sorts of-
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142. We're not gonna
do anything, okay?
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143. - Hey, give that back.
- No.
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144. - Dude, give it back.
- No.
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145. - Hey, give us that!
- No.
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146. - What the-
- Hew
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147. - That was harassment.
- Okay.
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148. - Okay, you put it in a safe...
- Sorry.
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149. - Like I can't open safes...
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150. - Oh.
- With my muscles.
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151. - Ders, give us the acid.
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152. Come here!
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153. - What is this?
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154. - Whoa.
- Just sit down.
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155. Enjoy the porno.
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156. There's probably beer
in the mini fridge.
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157. - Shh! Shut up.
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158. What is she moaning?
I missed it.
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159. What did she moan?
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160. - "I want you to eat
my pudding?"
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161. - That doesn't make sense.
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162. "Pussy."
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163. - Ah.
- Yeah, that makes a lot-yeah.
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164. - Yep, that's what's happening.
- Yep, mm-hmm.
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165. - Hey. She here yet?
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166. - Yeah, she just got cornered
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167. by a couple
of real knuckle draggers.
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168. All right, once they leave,
we'll make our move, and-
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169. Oh, damn it.
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170. - Who's that?
- Don Walters...
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171. A.K.A. “Psycho D.“
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172. He's the savage who stole
The Barracuda from us
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173. five years ago.
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174. - Wait, what's your nickname?
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175. - I don't have one.
- How come?
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176. - Because no one
ever gave me one.
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177. All right, let's get over there
before they get too comfortable.
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178. All right?
- Wait, no, no. Not yet.
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179. I gotta go get
my stat binder.
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180. You know, Stat Cat Ders
has gotta be ready to pounce.
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181. - Okay, look, Ders,
I hate to break this to you,
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182. but I did not bring you here
to talk.
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183. Okay? I brought you here
to look cute
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184. and to get her drunk.
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185. Right?
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186. Wait, what?
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187. - I'm serious.
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188. Look. Look at Psycho D.
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189. Okay, every year,
he wines 'em,
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190. he dines 'em.
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191. And then they always
fall for it.
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192. I mean, you do the math.
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193. - He 69$ them?
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194. - No.
- I'm just-
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195. - No. No.
He seals the deal.
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196. - Oh, okay.
All right.
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197. Well, if it's
about partying,
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198. then I should have brought
Blake and Adam.
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199. Those guys are, like,
animal-
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200. - Oh, God,
could you imagine
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201. what the dumb shits
would be doing
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202. if they were here
right now?
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203. - Oh, good.
- Fire. Fire. Fire. Fire.
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204. - Fire, fire, fire!
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205. - Oh, yeah. Burn it.
Ohh...
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206. - Oh, I'm cuttin' through.
I'm gonna cut through.
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207. - Gayle.
- Ah!
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208. - Ooh! Hi.
Um, uh...
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209. Alice Murphy
from TelAmeriCorp.
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210. - Alex. TemeriCorp.
So cool. Hi.
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211. - It's Alice.
From TelAmeriCorp.
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212. Yeah. So, um, so hi.
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213. It's, uh, it's been
a long time, hasn't it?
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214. - I don't know.
You tell me.
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215. - She's funny.
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216. - Yeah.
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217. So, uh, how's business been?
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218. Mm-mm-
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219. - You need to stop talking.
- Ow.
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220. - I just came here
to have a little fun,
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221. so unless you're
rockin' and rollin',
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222. I'ma be strollin'.
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223. - No, you don't need
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224. because I am rock
and he is roll.
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225. And that's why I would
like to introduce you
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226. to my Anders,
who is-he is, uh-
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227. - I'm a good time
waitin' to happen.
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228. - Wow.
- So let's look at this menu.
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229. You know, and decide whether
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230. a stout night out.
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231. Or are we gonna
get frisky with the whiskey?
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232. - I don't know, my Anders.
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233. - Hot oatmeal.
Um...
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234. - Yeah, hold on. Don!
- They serve breakfast all day.
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235. - What are you doing?
Where you going?
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236. Are you leaving?
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237. - I'm heading up
to our party.
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238. You should join.
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239. Bring your parka.
Expecting flurries.
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240. - Cocaine?
- Yep
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241. - Uh, w-wait, Ms. Barracuda.
- Do something.
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242. - Do you wanna
drop acid tonight?
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243. - All right,
aim for this crevasse.
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244. Don't hit
the maiden slayer.
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245. That's what I'm calling
my face now-the maiden slayer.
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246. - Yeah, don't worry.
I played a lot of Area 51.
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247. Here we go.
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248. - Uh, guys...
we have company.
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249. - Oh, fudge.
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250. - Oh... you two are here.
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251. And a homeless person.
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252. Okay, Gayle, these are just
a couple more employees of mine.
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253. All right,
so where's this acid?
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254. - What?
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255. Yeah, where's the acid?
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256. That's a trick question.
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257. It's probably
at a drug dealers house.
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258. - Uh, Adam...
- No, no. No, no.
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259. - We know-
I told them.
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260. Just-it's in the safe.
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261. - Mm. Mm-hmm.
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262. - Yeah, well, let's...
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263. get it out, I guess,
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264. and...
let's do acid.
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265. - Alice Murphy, you dog.
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266. - Good-bye.
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267. - I already did it.
Was I supposed to wait?
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268. - It's good.
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269. - Yes. Finally.
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270. So what do you guys
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271. Go out to the desert,
shoot some fireworks?
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272. Stare at stars?
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273. - I have a better idea.
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274. - Let me see that big dicld
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275. Let me see it!
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276. Aah!
It's a big dick.
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277. - S. O are you
enjoying Your trip?
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278. - This is un-fucking-real.
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279. It's like all I can hear
is the soundtrack from Drive.
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280. But all I see is my mother
right before she died.
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281. You know what I mean, "Dirge"?
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282. - Yes, of course
I know what you mean.
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283. 'Cause I'm-
I'm trippin' with you guys.
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284. We're all-
we're all gonna trip.
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285. - What's it like for you?
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286. - For my-my trip
is, uh... same as yours.
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287. Crazy music,
Tron soundtrack,
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288. Daft Punkjust bouncing around
in my head and, uh-
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289. ex-excuse me.
Just keep enjoying your-
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290. I'm good. Go back.
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291. Alice, I am working it
over there.
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292. She's interested.
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293. Alice.
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294. - Are you feelin' anything yet?
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295. 'Cause this ice feels
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296. not acid cold.
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297. I don't think
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298. Yeah, I'm in there.
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299. And it's not good, man.
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300. I'm really trippin', man.
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301. $5'
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302. - You're so lucky, dude.
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303. But, you know, like,
my brain is...
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305. So when I do
finally trip balls,
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306. it'll last for, like,
40 hours, the peakin'.
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307. - Do you think I sound like
one of Marge Simpson's sisters?
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308. - I don't-
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309. - Oh, no, don't, don't.
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310. No, don't.
Stop, stop, stop.
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311. People are watching.
Everyone's looking.
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312. People are looking.
Alice-Alice Murphy.
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313. - She's just being nice,
right?
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314. That dude is foul.
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315. - I gotta get out of here.
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316. The Slerms.
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317. It's a psychedelic crisis.
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318. - What do you think you pull in
as a stripper'?
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319. 80 grand? Fuh!
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320. Be your own boss.
Make your own sched.
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321. Free tanning, I've heard.
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322. - It's attacking!
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323. - Ow! Ow! Ow! Agh!
- Aah!
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324. - Hey, that's too far!
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325. Cody, the-
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326. We're outta here!
Let's vamp!
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327. You just grabbed
that dude's dick.
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328. Sorry it didn't work out.
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329. Even though you have
a decent-sized dick,
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like Jagger.
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331. - What's next?
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332. - Guys, we're gonna
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333. but I think we've got some
business to attend to.
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334. Alice.
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335. - Oh, right.
Gayle.
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336. - Yes, Gayle.
She's right-
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337. - Psycho D.
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338. - Hello.
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339. I'd like Don Walters'
room number, please.
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340. - I'm not allowed to give out
room information.
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341. - Okay, you listen carefully.
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342. You know,
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343. It is good versus psycho.
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344. Now, are you with me,
fuck nut,
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345. or do I need-
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346. Do I need to-
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347. $5'
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348. Oh. Mm.
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349. I can't do this.
I can't do this.
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350. I can't do this.
- Alice-
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351. - Hi.
- Hi.
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352. - I'm sorry about that.
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353. She's just very upset.
We, uh...
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swap thing at dinner with Don.
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355. - Adam . . .O.M.G.
ltls "G. ll
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356. - No doubt.
What does that mean?
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357. - It's God.
Behind the desk.
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358. That girl.
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359. That's God.
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360. $5'
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361. - That blonde lady's God.
No shib?
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362. - Yes, shib.
Very, very real shib.
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363. - Let me see what I can do.
- Thank you.
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364. I don't mean
to be disrespectful,
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365. but I thought
they'd be a little bigger.
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366. Your pups.
Your sweater meats.
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367. - Uh, pardon me?
- Yep, sorry.
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368. Don't want to disrespect.
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369. - I don't know what
you're talking about.
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370. - I've only had sex
with five girls.
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371. And I'm the kind of guy
that needs to just
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with my meat sword.
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373. But I'm not.
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374. It's always in its sheath.
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375. And you're just the woman,
God, to help me with it.
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376. Okay, yeah, also,
why am I not tripping yet?
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377. All my friends are trippin',
and I'm not.
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378. Which is bogus, God.
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379. You do some crazy,
effed-up shib sometimes.
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380. - Whoa, God has
a picture of me.
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381. - Sir, what are you doing?
That's my dog Coco!
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382. - Help. Help me.
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383. I think this chair
is Spanish.
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384. I don't speak Spanish!
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385. - I'm not gonna give you
that room number.
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386. - Yep, that is correct.
Thank you.
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387. - This is on you, Holmvild
Acid, acid!
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388. Way to drop the ball!
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389. Oh, God. Acid.
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390. This is...
God, what is your problem?
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391. - 252! Walters room number
is 252.
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392. - Did God tell you that?
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393. 'Cause She was bein'
a real bitch to me.
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394. - No, I saw the reflection
on the computer screen
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395. in the picture frame.
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396. You know, I always thought
God would be a slob,
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not a busty little desk clerk.
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398. More of a stranger on the bus
type, you know?
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399. - Fucld
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400. Sorry, but I wish
I was tripping.
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401. And I'm not,
and it's bothersome.
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402. - Housekeeping.
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403. - Hey, this is just business.
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like adults, right?
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405. - Yeah, totally.
- Okay.
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406. - Hello?
- Fresh towels!
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409. - Don't you lie to me.
I know this is his room.
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411. - What are you talking about?
My name is Timothy!
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412. Ooh...
- I will melt my own face off
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if you do not tell me
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Don "Psycho D" Walters is!
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415. - Alice, don't do that.
- Acid is crazy.
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peel my own face back,
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of a grilled cheese?
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419. - You don't wanna see that.
- No.
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420. - Aah!
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421. - Oh, it's unplugged.
It's unplugged.
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422. That's good.
You can't erase that.
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423. - Uhh!
- W-w-wait, no, no, no!
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424. I saw the number
in a reflection.
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425. Uh, we're not supposed to be
in 252.
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426. We're supposed to be
in 525.
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427. - Are you fucking with me?
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428. - Agh!
- I will kill you!
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429. I will kill you!
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430. - You are really light,
by the way.
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431. Like, child soldier skinny.
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432. Could carry you into war,
Kony-style.
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433. - Somebody's had
a little too much to drink.
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434. Don's roof party
must still be raging up there.
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435. - The roof!
You take me to the roof!
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436. - No, Alice, we're not
taking you to the roof.
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437. You're going back to the room.
You're gonna calm down.
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438. Okay, all right.
- Get her in!
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439. - Ow!
- Ow, Jesus!
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440. - Ooh, no!
- Karl?
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441. ' No!
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442. - This place is trashed.
- Here we go.
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443. - Uhh!
- All right, you just-
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444. - Okay, Alice.
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445. Hey, just cool out.
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446. Cool out, all right?
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447. You stay here.
I'm gonna go to the roof.
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448. And I'm gonna get that contract
with The Barracuda.
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449. I'm gonna show you
what I'm made of.
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450. Just need my Gojo.
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451. Which... ah, come on.
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452. Damn it, Karl!
You put it in the water.
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453. Now my Gojo's busted.
The suction cups...
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454. - Whoa, I think I just
had my first visual.
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455. - Yeah?
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456. - No, that's just
that dude's gaping-
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457. - Yeah. Yeah.
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458. I'll see you later,
fuckers!
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459. I'm gonna finish this!
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460. - No, no, no.
Alice. Alice!
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461. - What is with
all the noise out here?
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462. I'm tryin' to have fun
with this girl's butt.
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463. - What do you little boys know
about a little butt fun?
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464. Nothin'.
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465. - Ms. Barracuda, we've been
everywhere looking for you.
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466. - Yeah, well, I was helping
your little homeless friend here
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467. with the ice.
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468. And then you know
how the story goes.
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469. - Actually, I don't know
if we do.
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470. Could you please explain that
story to us in detail?
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471. - Hang on.
Look...
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472. We'd love to have you
back at TelAmeriCorp.
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473. Can you close it?
I can see the whole-
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474. - Sony
Sorry.
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475. - We won't let you down.
It's still out.
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476. Just tie it up.
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477. I don't want to look
at your dick.
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478. - Sony
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479. - We won't let you down.
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480. My boss just really
wants your business.
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481. - Yeah, man, she's, like,
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482. gonna kill a dude
and all this over it, I think.
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483. - Yeah, well,
her tight ass
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484. clearly cannot handle
her shit.
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485. - Yeah.
- Puddin'.
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486. - What?
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487. - Would you just sign
the contract for my buddies?
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488. That way, we could go back
in the bathroom.
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489. - Do you have a pen?
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490. - Yes, yes, I got a pen.
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491. I got a pen. Here.
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492. And... thank you.
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493. - There you go.
We got it.
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494. - All right.
- That's a nice touch.
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495. Good to get
your name out there.
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496. - I know.
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497. - Shove it up my ass?
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498. - Absolutely.
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499. She's a pervert.
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500. - Come on, sunshine.
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501. - Where is The Barracuda?
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502. - I told you, I have no idea.
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503. - Fine... if that's
how it's gonna be...
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504. - Whoa.
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505. Whoa. Whoa.
- Hey, hey!
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506. Hey, look, look, look.
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507. We got it.
We signed The 'Cuda.
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508. - What?
- Yeah.
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509. Well...
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510. it's a really
good job, Ders.
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511. - Thanks. Uh, I mean,
I guess I should...
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512. tell you I didn't
actually do acid.
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513. When you guys did it,
I faked it.
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514. I just wanted
to get this done, you know?
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515. Show you what I'm made of.
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516. - All right, whatever.
- All right.
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517. - What the eff, bro?
- Wow, "do the acid."
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518. We chanted earlier.
- Relax.
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519. Still got my acid,
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520. and I'm ready
for the acid life.
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521. Latro.
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522. - Whoa!
- Oh!
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523. - Uh, we better
get goin', huh?
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524. - No. It's finally
kickin' in!
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525. - What do you see?
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526. - I see a beautiful
dancing angel God
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527. with flames flickering
from her fingertips.
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528. It's beautiful.
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529. - No, that's a guy on fire.
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530. - Damn it, I must have
got a bum tab.
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531. This sucks, dude!
- Oh, boy, he's catching.
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532. - I'll see you next year,
Psycho D!
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533. Yeah!
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534. Oww!
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535. - Whoo!
I'm just glad
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536. that I got to stay
in a hotel for once, man.
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537. Now I can say that.
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538. - God, I can never
show my face
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539. at this convention again.
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540. Ders, just drive me home.
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541. I want to forget any of this
ever happened.
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542. - [high-pitched]
I wish I would have tripped.
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543. - [high-pitched]
Drive me. Drive me!
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544. - Oh, no, I don't think
that's a good idea.
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545. Not right now.
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546. - This is not negotiable.
Right here. Drive.
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547. - Bye, guys.
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548. - Have a good trip!
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549. Get it? "trip"?
God, I am fuckin' funny, bro!
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550. Whoa!
- Whoa!
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551. - All right.
- Let's go.
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552. - Let's get out of here.
- Let's get out of here now.
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553. - Nice.
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554. - So are you a professional
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555. just in town
for the convention?
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556. - You mean like a hooker?
No.
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557. - No?
- No, I wish I was, though.
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