1. We've been spotted!Copy !req
2. The prisoner should be
right over this wall.Copy !req
3. I'm gonna go ahead and make
a grand entrance.Copy !req
4. I'm Lieutenant Blazer
from the U.S. Special Forces.Copy !req
5. I'm here to rescue you.Copy !req
6. This is completely
against military protocol...Copy !req
7. - Girls shouldn't be allowed
to play if they're gonna cry.Copy !req
8. - Hey, guys.Copy !req
9. This is Sigourney Beaver.Copy !req
10. She is not a sex doll.
She's a Real Doll.Copy !req
11. I'm told she was on set
of Alien: Resurrection.Copy !req
12. I have a certificate, so...
not a sex doll.Copy !req
13. - All I'm saying is thatCopy !req
14. you don't charge
the mound on a girl.Copy !req
15. What if you popped
one of her things?Copy !req
16. - There's no crying
in softball.Copy !req
17. - She's not a sex doll.Copy !req
18. - I love that hat.Copy !req
19. - Why, thank you.Copy !req
20. They gave it to meCopy !req
21. 'cause I'm the top sales gun
of the month.Copy !req
22. It's like an honor
that they bestowCopy !req
23. upon just one guy a month.Copy !req
24. - I thought you bought
that at 7-Eleven.Copy !req
25. - Yeah, well, I kind of did
with all the earningsCopy !req
26. that I'm making as top gun,
so think before you speak.Copy !req
27. - Eww.
- Ugh.Copy !req
28. - Okay.Copy !req
29. Good morning, everyone.Copy !req
30. You're probably w-Copy !req
31. Okay, you're probably
wondering why JillianCopy !req
32. looks like an overgrown rug rat.Copy !req
33. - How's it going?Copy !req
34. - Well, my college gal pal
RachaelCopy !req
35. is actually product managerCopy !req
36. for one of our favorite clients,
Fuzzy Onesies.Copy !req
37. And I thought
it would be a real treatCopy !req
38. to send her a staff photoCopy !req
39. of all of you guys wearing
her adult pajamas.Copy !req
40. - Oh, you go, girl!Copy !req
41. - Okay, so everyone has a pair
of pajamas at their desks,Copy !req
42. so we'll just fit this in
at lunch.Copy !req
43. - Okay.
- What?Copy !req
44. - Lunch?
- Lunch.Copy !req
45. - No.Copy !req
46. - But that's when I read
magazines.Copy !req
47. When am I gonna have time
to read magazines?Copy !req
48. - Come on.
- God, okay, you know what?Copy !req
49. We are doing this...Copy !req
50. because it's cute...Copy !req
51. it's fun...Copy !req
52. and if you don't-Copy !req
53. Oh, God.Copy !req
54. - Ooh.Copy !req
55. - I'm just gonna
have to swallow that.Copy !req
56. Okay, you know what?
I'm done.Copy !req
57. I can't take it.
I'm going home.Copy !req
58. If any of you have
any questions or concerns,Copy !req
59. Jillian is gonna be
my eyes and my earsCopy !req
60. for the rest of the day.Copy !req
61. So just let her know,
and she'll give me a call.Copy !req
62. Don't you fucking
dare call me.Copy !req
63. - All right.Copy !req
64. - Wait, you're leaving her
in charge, not me?Copy !req
65. - Okay, Anders, just please
worry about yourself, please.Copy !req
66. - Don't worry about anything.Copy !req
67. Go home and you RICE,
all right?Copy !req
68. That stands for
rest, ice, coffee, explosion.Copy !req
69. - Shut up, Jillian.
- All right.Copy !req
70. - Alice, feel better.Copy !req
71. Take it sleazy.Copy !req
72. - That's a thing
I'm saying now.Copy !req
73. Take it sleazy.
- I like it, yeah.Copy !req
74. - As your newly appointed
leader,Copy !req
75. my first order-
wait, guys, don't leave yet.Copy !req
76. No, wait, we haven't
figured out the pajama thing.Copy !req
77. Waymond, you stay right there.Copy !req
78. Get in that-Copy !req
79. No.
No, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
80. - That's a hat.Copy !req
81. - Oh, hey, guys, do you mind
getting back to your desksCopy !req
82. and making it
a successful workday?Copy !req
83. - Ooh!Copy !req
84. - One more toss,
and then that's it.Copy !req
85. Okay, maybe not a beer,
maybe paperwork.Copy !req
86. Hey, jet-s-
oh.Copy !req
87. Uh, so I was thinkingCopy !req
88. maybe we should do
the group photo soon.Copy !req
89. - Suck my dick.Copy !req
90. Be gone.Copy !req
91. - Okay.Copy !req
92. Hey, Blake, be honest.Copy !req
93. What is it about me
that no one respects?Copy !req
94. Is it my hair?Copy !req
95. Yeah.Copy !req
96. I'm thinking about
getting a new haircut,Copy !req
97. changing stuff up,Copy !req
98. maybe getting like an...
Arnie Schwarzenegger,Copy !req
99. Jingle All the Way type
of haircut?Copy !req
100. You know, short,
tall, and stiff.Copy !req
101. Kind of like how I like my men.Copy !req
102. Oh.Copy !req
103. Oh, I literally almost puked.Copy !req
104. - That's right.
Work parties.Copy !req
105. - Kind of makes you wish Alice
was sick forever.Copy !req
106. - Or that Jillian
was in charge as well also.Copy !req
107. - Jillian's not in charge.Copy !req
108. - If anybody should be
in charge,Copy !req
109. it should be
the top gun over here.Copy !req
110. - I mean, why would she send me
to that leadership conferenceCopy !req
111. to see Daniel "Rudy" Ruettiger
speak?Copy !req
112. - Yeah, well,
she didn't send you.Copy !req
113. - Right, but I went anyway.
I showed initiative.Copy !req
114. - I can't believe
you are such a dick holeCopy !req
115. and didn't invite me
to see Rudy.Copy !req
116. He's my hero.Copy !req
117. The way he carried Frodo
up that mountain.Copy !req
118. - No, I didn't see Sean Astin,
the actor.Copy !req
119. I saw Rudy,
like, the real Rudy.Copy !req
120. He dead-lifted 350
right in front of us.Copy !req
121. - Oh.Copy !req
122. I'm here.Copy !req
123. - Getting that perp.
Got that perp on.Copy !req
124. - Guys.
- What's up, fellas?Copy !req
125. - You smelt those burgers, huh?
- Yep.Copy !req
126. - I got a couple toppings
for the burgers,Copy !req
127. raided some lunches.Copy !req
128. Dude, check this out.Copy !req
129. Waymond only eats gummy worms.
- All right.Copy !req
130. - Anyways, I thought maybeCopy !req
131. you could throw a couple
on my burger,Copy !req
132. do it Ninja Turtle style.Copy !req
133. - Let's do it.
- You're the best.Copy !req
134. - Let's do it.
- Thanks.Copy !req
135. - Oh!
- Jeez.Copy !req
136. - Babe, we can't hear you, babe.
- We can't hear you.Copy !req
137. - We can't hear you, though.
- What?Copy !req
138. - We can't hear you.Copy !req
139. - I couldn't hear
you guys either.Copy !req
140. But what was I saying was,Copy !req
141. I thought I could count
on you boys,Copy !req
142. but nope, you have to go fool meCopy !req
143. with the sex dummy
in the swivel chair routine.Copy !req
144. - It takes a dummy
to fool a dummy, dummy!Copy !req
145. - Well, at least I'm not pumping
a plastic bitch, you pervs.Copy !req
146. - Gross!
- Okay, she's not a bitch.Copy !req
147. She's a Real Doll.
She's a real friend to me.Copy !req
148. - I'm sorry; I didn't know
she was your friend.Copy !req
149. - Blake, I thought I told you
to get rid of that thing.Copy !req
150. It's breeding ground
for bacteria.Copy !req
151. - Is it?Copy !req
152. - Get off my back
about it, Ders.Copy !req
153. I washed her.Copy !req
154. - You did-like when-Copy !req
155. how many days did you-
ago did wash it?Copy !req
156. - Yeah, no, I just threw her
in the dishwasher,Copy !req
157. put it on, like,
the heavy pot scrubbing mode.Copy !req
158. - Okay. That's disgusting.Copy !req
159. I'm, like, itching already
just thinking about it.Copy !req
160. - She's not a sex doll
because none of usCopy !req
161. are having sex with it.Copy !req
162. - Sex is a pretty relative term.Copy !req
163. Like, what is sex, you know?Copy !req
164. - Guys, can you please
set a good exampleCopy !req
165. and go back to work, please?Copy !req
166. I hate telling people
what to do.Copy !req
167. It makes me anxious,
and I get all sweaty,Copy !req
168. and then I get
all body-conscious.Copy !req
169. How bad is it?
How bad is it?Copy !req
170. Scale of one to soaked.
- Not good.Copy !req
171. - Guys, no.
Not in the office.Copy !req
172. It's not classy.
Hey!Copy !req
173. Get back-okay.Copy !req
174. Who did that?Copy !req
175. Hillbillies.Copy !req
176. Well, well, well.Copy !req
177. All right.Copy !req
178. Listen up,
you minimum-wage lowlifes!Copy !req
179. Gather round to see
the freak show.Copy !req
180. So Alice got an email
from CorporateCopy !req
181. that says that she's supposed
to fire four people this weekCopy !req
182. due to their recent performance.Copy !req
183. - What?
- That's right.Copy !req
184. Four of you
are getting the chop.Copy !req
185. So if you wanna
keep your jobs,Copy !req
186. you might wanna go
get on those pajamas.Copy !req
187. - First of all, you can't just
be firing people, Jillian.Copy !req
188. You ain't even the boss.
- Uh-oh.Copy !req
189. - Are you out your mind?
Where you going?Copy !req
190. Where you going, Jillian?Copy !req
191. Jillian, don't be closing
the door in my face, woman!Copy !req
192. - Shoot, shoot, shoot.
Oh, God.Copy !req
193. Oh, what have I done?Copy !req
194. - Come on.
- Oh, stop it!Copy !req
195. - It's fine.
I got everything under control.Copy !req
196. - Really?
Everything's under control?Copy !req
197. Jet-set's up here
shoving thumbs up butts.Copy !req
198. - Jet-set, stop it!Copy !req
199. - Let these Papa Smurfs in.Copy !req
200. We'll put some red pants
on this situation.Copy !req
201. - Well, when you
put it like that...Copy !req
202. - Come on.Copy !req
203. - Ow.
Who did that?Copy !req
204. - Help.
No.Copy !req
205. - Ow.
- It's us.Copy !req
206. - Careful.Copy !req
207. - Excuse me.
Excuse me.Copy !req
208. - Stop, you monster.
- Hey!Copy !req
209. - Okay, that was just violent
for no reason.Copy !req
210. That was full penetration.
I feel... violated.Copy !req
211. - I don't know what happened,
really.Copy !req
212. I just-I wanted them
to respect me,Copy !req
213. and then they went crazy.Copy !req
214. And to make matters worse,
I can't find my Uncrustables,Copy !req
215. and my butthole is sweating
like it's getting paid to.Copy !req
216. - Oh!
- Khaki.Copy !req
217. All right.
Here's the deal.Copy !req
218. - We need to go calm
the herd ASAP, right?Copy !req
219. How are we gonna do that?Copy !req
220. We're gonna go tell
the people that are firedCopy !req
221. that they're fired.Copy !req
222. - Donald Trump these fools.
You're terminated!Copy !req
223. - Once they hear that news,
everybody will relax,Copy !req
224. they'll go back to work,
we'll be good to glow.Copy !req
225. - People are gonna hate me
if I fire them.Copy !req
226. - It's not that hard.Copy !req
227. I mean, give me the list,Copy !req
228. and I'll Schindler
those fools right now.Copy !req
229. - Nah, I don't think you
want to say that, actually.Copy !req
230. - That's so inappropriate.Copy !req
231. - I never saw the movie.Copy !req
232. - It's a tearjerker.Copy !req
233. Morgan Freeman,
Jack Nicholson.Copy !req
234. They have a whole listCopy !req
235. that they need to Schindler
before they die.Copy !req
236. - That's Bucket List.Copy !req
237. - Okay, guys, CorporateCopy !req
238. hasn't even sent me
the names yet.Copy !req
239. And besides that,
I've been firedCopy !req
240. from a lot of jobs before...Copy !req
241. - All right.
You know what?Copy !req
242. This is why I should've
been left in chargeCopy !req
243. 'cause all the stuff out there
wouldn't be happening right now,Copy !req
244. 'cause I'm a born leader,
all right?Copy !req
245. I'd be out there
commanding people,Copy !req
246. they'd be listening to me,Copy !req
247. and they'd be doing everything
I want them to do.Copy !req
248. - What's the problem
with your face?Copy !req
249. - It's the onesie.
It's giving me hives.Copy !req
250. It's like a synthetic wool
or something.Copy !req
251. - Jillian, I think
this is gonna be good for you.Copy !req
252. Yeah, we might have
a major breakthrough.Copy !req
253. Damn! You are just, like,
really sweating.Copy !req
254. You're armpits are unreal.Copy !req
255. - Are they-they got worse?
They might be.Copy !req
256. - How about we get her
some fresh air?Copy !req
257. - All right,
we just got to figure outCopy !req
258. how to get past these psychos.Copy !req
259. - All right, let's go.
Let's go.Copy !req
260. - Oh, y'all in here
fucking that thing.Copy !req
261. Get back!
Let's just go.Copy !req
262. - Don't wanna have sex you.Copy !req
263. - Yes, you do
'ause you nasty.Copy !req
264. - Okay, sweetie,
I want you to just smile.Copy !req
265. All right, be calm,
and just say it.Copy !req
266. - Be a cold-blooded
robot, Jillian.Copy !req
267. No fear.Copy !req
268. - I'm sorry to tell you this,
but you're f...Copy !req
269. - Say it!Copy !req
270. - I can't.
Her face is too sad.Copy !req
271. - She's too-
it's a Real Doll.Copy !req
272. - It's Blake's friend.Copy !req
273. - Do you realize
that the United StatesCopy !req
274. is on life support
right now?Copy !req
275. - Watch your mouth, bro.Copy !req
276. - My dad says that international
economic competitionCopy !req
277. is heating up
because the United StatesCopy !req
278. is getting too fat and too lazy.Copy !req
279. My dad says we think
we deserve jobs.Copy !req
280. My dad says we don't.Copy !req
281. - Does your dad
ever fire people?Copy !req
282. - My dad has fired
over 200 peopleCopy !req
283. this fiscal year alone.Copy !req
284. You want to know why?Copy !req
285. Because he's trying
to save this country.Copy !req
286. - Are you crying right now?
- No, I'm not crying.Copy !req
287. - Are you all right?
- It's the onesie.Copy !req
288. It's burning my eyes.
Stop!Copy !req
289. - Wanna hug?Copy !req
290. - I'm going to flush
my eyes out.Copy !req
291. - Deal with this.Copy !req
292. - Okay.
I got an idea.Copy !req
293. What if we do, like,
a little scrimmage?Copy !req
294. Adam, you be the firee...Copy !req
295. - That doesn't make much sense,
kinda the top gun.Copy !req
296. - And I will be
the firer, okay.Copy !req
297. And no matter what this guy says
or throws my way, you know,Copy !req
298. I'll just power through,
and I'll fire the guy, okay?Copy !req
299. It's real easy.
Are you ready?Copy !req
300. - I'm ready.
- Okay, let's get to it.Copy !req
301. Adam, I'm sorry to say this,
but we got to let you go, bud.Copy !req
302. - You're firing me?Copy !req
303. I work here for 60 years
building this companyCopy !req
304. from the ground up,
and you firing me?Copy !req
305. - Sorry, dude.Copy !req
306. - I ain't going out
like no bitch,Copy !req
307. ya bitch.Copy !req
308. - Anders, you heard anything?Copy !req
309. I can't lose my job.
You understand?Copy !req
310. I ain't going back
to substitute teaching.Copy !req
311. - Montez, my eyes
are burning right now.Copy !req
312. Come on.Copy !req
313. - Them kids got no shame,
no decency.Copy !req
314. Thanks for this apron, man.Copy !req
315. - You got a.44 magnum
pointed at your head.Copy !req
316. What the fuck
are you doing?Copy !req
317. You fire me, I'll kill you
and everybody in here.Copy !req
318. - Oh, do what he says, Blake.Copy !req
319. - You really think
I'm that stupid?Copy !req
320. - What are you talking about?Copy !req
321. Check the gun, hotshot.Copy !req
322. - Very clever.Copy !req
323. Very clever.Copy !req
324. You take the bullets
out of my gun.Copy !req
325. - Yeah.Copy !req
326. - But let's see
if you can take the bulletsCopy !req
327. out of this...Copy !req
328. butterfly knife.Copy !req
329. - Jillian, go ahead and give
this guy a cigarette,Copy !req
330. 'cause I'm about
to light him up.Copy !req
331. - What are those,
sunglasses?Copy !req
332. - Yeah, sunglasses.
- Cool.Copy !req
333. - For my flamethrower.Copy !req
334. - No, no.Copy !req
335. - You're fired.
- No!Copy !req
336. - You're so fired.Copy !req
337. - And he's fired.Copy !req
338. - And I'm fired.
- And he's fired.Copy !req
339. - That was very informative.
- Thank you.Copy !req
340. - And a wonderful performance.Copy !req
341. Oh, the names came in.Copy !req
342. - Oh, here we go, baby.Copy !req
343. Who's gettin' chopped?Copy !req
344. Jillian-style.Copy !req
345. - Okay. Clint.Copy !req
346. - Mm-hmm, yes.
- Yeah.Copy !req
347. - Garth.
- That makes sense.Copy !req
348. - Lois.Copy !req
349. - Oh, the big stink.Copy !req
350. - Ooh.Copy !req
351. - And... Adam.Copy !req
352. - Hmm?
- Who?Copy !req
353. - Demamp.
Oh.Copy !req
354. - I'm-I'm confused.Copy !req
355. - Wait, I'm fired?Copy !req
356. - No.Copy !req
357. - Good.Copy !req
358. - You're going to be fired.Copy !req
359. - Fuck.Copy !req
360. - Fuck!Copy !req
361. Me!Copy !req
362. - It's for real.Copy !req
363. - Jillian, how many times
have I saved your life, hmm?Copy !req
364. - I don't know... six?Copy !req
365. - Never!Copy !req
366. And I never will nowCopy !req
367. because I thought
we were work friends,Copy !req
368. and then you fire me.Copy !req
369. And then you fire me
like a cold-blooded robot.Copy !req
370. You're like,
"Yeah, you're fired!"Copy !req
371. - I was just doing
what you told me to do.Copy !req
372. - Since when
have you listened to me?Copy !req
373. I just talk.Copy !req
374. I just talk
to hear myself think.Copy !req
375. Nobody actually listens to me.Copy !req
376. Hey, you know,
I'm just here talking and-Copy !req
377. Why the fuck are there
no Reese's pieces?Copy !req
378. - Okay, Adam...
- Suck Reese's pieces!Copy !req
379. - Hey, you are stress-eating.
Give me the chips.Copy !req
380. Plain potato chips, really?Copy !req
381. You can have one more.Copy !req
382. Now were closing this.Copy !req
383. Unreal.Copy !req
384. Come on.Copy !req
385. I'm sure this is all
just a big mistake.Copy !req
386. Let's just relax.Copy !req
387. Let's calm our jets.Copy !req
388. - My jets are calm.Copy !req
389. Besides, Alice is the only one
that can fire me.Copy !req
390. So I'm not going anywhereCopy !req
391. until I hear it come
from her sweet, pursed lips.Copy !req
392. - Okay.Copy !req
393. This is exactly
what I didn't want to happen.Copy !req
394. - I'm wearing a Top Gun hat,
for God sakes.Copy !req
395. If I get fired today,
I'm gonna look like an idiot.Copy !req
396. And this hat's badass.Copy !req
397. - It is. I love it.Copy !req
398. - They should fire
some other dummy.Copy !req
399. - Oh.
- Wait.Copy !req
400. Did you just...Copy !req
401. - I have to go to rest room.Copy !req
402. - I have an idea.Copy !req
403. - Oh.Copy !req
404. - Uh... oh, yes.Copy !req
405. Great.Copy !req
406. Oh, I got it.Copy !req
407. - Who's there?
Hello?Copy !req
408. Is someone there?
Listen, I'm armed.Copy !req
409. And I've got AIDS,
so it's not worth it.Copy !req
410. - What?Copy !req
411. Okay, what the hell
is going on here?Copy !req
412. - Oh, Alice.Copy !req
413. Hey, listen,
these-these onesies,Copy !req
414. they're making me break out.Copy !req
415. I can't really see anything.Copy !req
416. I got to go to the hospital.Copy !req
417. - See, I just got a call
from Montez,Copy !req
418. says that Jillian is going
around firing people.Copy !req
419. - Well, yeah.
She is.Copy !req
420. And you know what?Copy !req
421. Rudy says, "When you leave
the third-string kickerCopy !req
422. in the quarterback's position,
someone's gonna get sacked."Copy !req
423. - Okay, just shut up
and follow me.Copy !req
424. I want to know
what's going on.Copy !req
425. - Okay, just-will you take
my hand, actually?Copy !req
426. - Hey, Alice, hold up.Copy !req
427. - What?Copy !req
428. - One thing right quick.Copy !req
429. What's up?Copy !req
430. - Adam, get down from there
right now.Copy !req
431. - I don't have to listen
to anything you have to sayCopy !req
432. for the rest of my life,Copy !req
433. which is about to end
because you fired me, Alice.Copy !req
434. So hear me, world,
'cause these are my last words.Copy !req
435. If you take anythingCopy !req
436. from Adam "The Top Gun" Demamp's
life,Copy !req
437. take this.Copy !req
438. Take it sleazy.Copy !req
439. And I'm out.Copy !req
440. Write that down.Copy !req
441. "Take it sleazy, and I'm out"
are my last words.Copy !req
442. And I'm killing myself.Copy !req
443. - What the hell does
any of that even mean?Copy !req
444. - Take it sleazy!Copy !req
445. thunk!Copy !req
446. - Oh, no!Copy !req
447. Oh, Adam!
Oh, no!Copy !req
448. Why would he-
this is your fault!Copy !req
449. You should've put me in charge.Copy !req
450. - Hey.Copy !req
451. It's a dummy,
you blind idiot.Copy !req
452. - Wait, what?Copy !req
453. What you have seen here
was not real.Copy !req
454. This was a demonstration of what
strange turns life can takeCopy !req
455. when the powers-that-be...Copy !req
456. - Make dumb decisions...
- Make stupid decis-Copy !req
457. Dumb decision?Copy !req
458. - Stupid decisions.
- Stupid decisions.Copy !req
459. So put your fears aside,
for Adam is alive.Copy !req
460. - Hey.Copy !req
461. - I just-I just wanted them
to listen to me,Copy !req
462. so I told them
about the terminations.Copy !req
463. - I get those emails
all the time from CorporateCopy !req
464. when they're trying
to trim the fat,Copy !req
465. and everyone has been
on that list, even you.Copy !req
466. But you know what?
I never follow through with it.Copy !req
467. Do you want to know why?Copy !req
468. - Yeah, I want to know why.Copy !req
469. - Because emails
don't run this office.Copy !req
470. I do.Copy !req
471. - You're the best in the biz,
and I love ya.Copy !req
472. - But going through
your boss' shit...Copy !req
473. ya don't do that.Copy !req
474. That's kind of a law that exists
here on Earth with us humans.Copy !req
475. So I'm sorry, but you're gonna
have to clean out your desk.Copy !req
476. - What?Copy !req
477. I'm fired because
of some stupid Earth law?Copy !req
478. thunk!
Ohh!Copy !req
479. - This just isn't right,
you know.Copy !req
480. - Jillian can't be fired.Copy !req
481. That's, like, egregious
or something.Copy !req
482. That's an American word, right?Copy !req
483. Egregious.Copy !req
484. - I don't know, actually.
That's-Copy !req
485. - I just think
it might be German, egregious.Copy !req
486. - It's like we're losing
one of the team here, man.Copy !req
487. - I know; she's like
our Air Bud: Golden Receiver.Copy !req
488. - I was thinking more
of our Rudy.Copy !req
489. - Hey, Alice.Copy !req
490. - I guess this is it.Copy !req
491. I got all my stuff, so...Copy !req
492. - Okay, well, I'm sorry
it had to end this way.Copy !req
493. No. No.Copy !req
494. Okay, look,
she is fired, okay?Copy !req
495. There is nothing you can say
or do about it.Copy !req
496. Please don't do any more stuff.Copy !req
497. - Alice, we know Jillian suffers
from a ton of quirks,Copy !req
498. but this is the U.S.A.Copy !req
499. "Characters welcome"
is our country's motto.Copy !req
500. - Yes, she's a horrible leader.
- Yeah.Copy !req
501. - She's the worst
we've all ever seen.Copy !req
502. - Horrible.Copy !req
503. - You should've
left me in charge.Copy !req
504. That said,Copy !req
505. she means a whole heck of a lot
to this company.Copy !req
506. - So if you fire her,
you fire us.Copy !req
507. - Okay, you know what, Anders?Copy !req
508. You're supposed to be
the responsible one here.Copy !req
509. Okay, why don't
you act like it?Copy !req
510. - I believe that I am.Copy !req
511. - I believe that I am.Copy !req
512. - Let's go, come on.
- Come on, let's go.Copy !req
513. - Hey, great.
Good game, good game.Copy !req
514. Stayin' out of drugs.Copy !req
515. Hey, thank you.Copy !req
516. - Unbelievable.Copy !req
517. You're gonna eat this later.Copy !req
518. - Thank you.Copy !req
519. - Doing big things.Copy !req
520. - That's awesome.
That's great.Copy !req
521. - Thank you.
Thanks.Copy !req
522. - Fine.
you know what?Copy !req
523. If you want her,
you can have her.Copy !req
524. All right, I don't have time
to train a new person anyway.Copy !req
525. - Yes! Yes!Copy !req
526. Fuck, yeah!Copy !req
527. Fuck, yes!Copy !req
528. Fuck, yeah!Copy !req
529. Heck, yeah.Copy !req
530. - Just get the hell
out of my office now.Copy !req
531. - All right.Copy !req
532. - Hey, why don't we-Copy !req
533. why don't we go take
that group photo now?Copy !req
534. - All right.Copy !req
535. - Okay.
- Let's do it.Copy !req
536. - You said we were
turning in the onesiesCopy !req
537. 'cause the photo was cancelled.Copy !req
538. You lied to us.Copy !req
539. - Shh!
Bill, shut up.Copy !req
540. Stop.Copy !req
541. - Hey, Alice,Copy !req
542. I promise next time,
I'm your gal.Copy !req
543. You can count on me.Copy !req
544. - Your armpits are a disaster.Copy !req
545. Go switch tops,
and then get me a cup of coffeeCopy !req
546. and a neti pot.Copy !req
547. - I'm not some coffee wench.Copy !req
548. I'm a businesswoman.Copy !req
549. A force to be reckoned with.Copy !req
550. Oh.Copy !req
551. Oh, God.Copy !req
552. Oh, my God!Copy !req
553. - Is Sigourney done
with her bath?Copy !req
554. She's got a big picture to take.Copy !req
555. Oh, man, she's smells so good.Copy !req
556. - Oh, my God.Copy !req
557. It smells terrible, Blake.Copy !req
558. - Nice.Copy !req
559. Retail subrip by jeem.Copy !req