1. Hoo-ha!Copy !req
2. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
3. Cut! Cut! Cut. Cut.
- What?Copy !req
4. - Why are you
ripping your shirt off?Copy !req
5. ' Okay. Why aren't you guys
ripping your shirt off?Copy !req
6. We're trying to get people
excited, right?Copy !req
7. The world needs to see
the madnessCopy !req
8. that is my upper torso, okay?Copy !req
9. - Whatever, man.Copy !req
10. And what is up with you,Copy !req
11. Miss Pouting Princess
in the corner?Copy !req
12. Where is your head at?Copy !req
13. I mean, come on,
the Ren Faire is in two weeks.Copy !req
14. And we are opening
for Mike "The Throat" Davenport.Copy !req
15. He is the premier
sword swallower in the county!Copy !req
16. - I get that,
but this entire thingCopy !req
17. is completely disrespectful
to the rap game.Copy !req
18. Are-are you being for real?Copy !req
19. - I'm as real
as the streets, okay?Copy !req
20. And I'm not about to whore out
my rap skillz,Copy !req
21. with a Z,Copy !req
22. to some adult nerds
gone wild.Copy !req
23. - Yeah, Ders,
but these adult nerdsCopy !req
24. have huge
adult-nerd boobs, dude.Copy !req
25. - Okay, remember
high school drama nerds?Copy !req
26. Those girls had
some big ole boobs, right?Copy !req
27. - Yeah, yeah, they did.
- You got me back, and I'm back.Copy !req
28. ' Hey! Guys!Copy !req
29. What part of lrwindale
Renaissance Pleasure FaireCopy !req
30. sounds like a joke
to you guys?Copy !req
31. Huh?Copy !req
32. Okay, look.Copy !req
33. I want you guys
to start acting your age!Copy !req
34. All right'?Copy !req
35. Which is 4,178 years old.Copy !req
36. If you would have even botheredCopy !req
37. to crack
the players handbook openCopy !req
38. that I left on your bed,
Anders!Copy !req
39. - Ah, this guy's really putting
the "work" in work out, huh?Copy !req
40. - Yeah.Copy !req
41. - I respect his commitment,
though.Copy !req
42. It's cool.Copy !req
43. - Did he just
bring those from home?Copy !req
44. - Oh, yeah.Copy !req
45. And the wizard beats,
he says they make him stronger,Copy !req
46. which... they do.Copy !req
47. - That, I understand.
- Yeah.Copy !req
48. - Mind if I light up?Copy !req
49. - Free country.Copy !req
50. Ahh.Copy !req
51. Whew.Copy !req
52. - Who's that lady?
Why is she just standing there?Copy !req
53. - That's Sharon Livanos.
She owns the building.Copy !req
54. What the fuck is he doing?Copy !req
55. - Uh, we're on a stress break.Copy !req
56. We had a super-busy morning,Copy !req
57. so we're just cuttin' loose.Copy !req
58. - Yeah, I mean, we were
really pulling our hair out.Copy !req
59. But I'm sure he'll be done
in a minuteCopy !req
60. and get in here,
flex that sales muscle for you.Copy !req
61. - Do they know each other?
Have they met?Copy !req
62. Oh, my—
- Okay!Copy !req
63. - Jesus Christ.
- Wow.Copy !req
64. - Oh, my gosh, is that
a over-the-pants handy?Copy !req
65. - Oh.Copy !req
66. - Yeah.Copy !req
67. - Whoa.Copy !req
68. - Yeah, Adam.Copy !req
69. Uh, you're just-you're missing
wizard rehearsal again.Copy !req
70. So I'm just kind of
worried sick about you,Copy !req
71. wondering where you are.Copy !req
72. So-oh, here you are.
You are here.Copy !req
73. You're-
you're here in person.Copy !req
74. I'll talk to you... now.Copy !req
75. Hey.
- Dude, what the hell?Copy !req
76. Where have you been?
It's been, like, three days.Copy !req
77. - Have you guys
ever met someoneCopy !req
78. that just gets you
on all levels,Copy !req
79. makes you feel like your souls
are boning each otherCopy !req
80. in the spirit world?Copy !req
81. - Are you talking
about that super-old ladyCopy !req
82. from the roof?Copy !req
83. - Sharon is as old
as my mom is.Copy !req
84. And her and my dad
have sex on the regular.Copy !req
85. Oh, and, "fwi,"Copy !req
86. I'm in love.Copy !req
87. I did it.Copy !req
88. So I'm gonna be moving out.Copy !req
89. - Okay, it's not not "fwi."Copy !req
90. It's FYI,
"for your information."Copy !req
91. - Okay, Ders.Copy !req
92. I know how to spell,
all right?Copy !req
93. And in the 75 hours
that I've known Sharon,Copy !req
94. she's done more for me
and my bodybuilding career...Copy !req
95. than you guys ever have.Copy !req
96. - Dude, you can't
just move out.Copy !req
97. What about rent?Copy !req
98. - Yeah, what about, uh,
the wizards,Copy !req
99. Ren Faire?Copy !req
100. - You guys
should come over sometime.Copy !req
101. We've been thinking of doing
some more entertaining.Copy !req
102. Oh, and "fwi," Ders...Copy !req
103. We've got a great pool.Copy !req
104. - Huh!Copy !req
105. Wow, he's really doing this.Copy !req
106. So what are we thinking?Copy !req
107. - I'm thinking we got
to break these two up.Copy !req
108. Lover boy is in
for a rude awakening.Copy !req
109. - Rude!Copy !req
110. - All right,
here's the deal.Copy !req
111. I'm gonna get in there,
seduce Sharon Old Norse style,Copy !req
112. bed her down, and Adam will
never want a piece of her again.Copy !req
113. - Wait. Why do you always get
to seduce the girls?Copy !req
114. - Because I have no emotions.Copy !req
115. You'll let your heart
get in the way.Copy !req
116. You know that.
- Yeah, that's true.Copy !req
117. I can't just love 'em
and leave 'em.Copy !req
118. Never could.Copy !req
119. Actually, I've never had
the opportunity yet.Copy !req
120. - Sharon,Copy !req
121. my work friends are here!Copy !req
122. - Hey, buddy.Copy !req
123. These are for you.Copy !req
124. - Thank you.
- Wow, lookin' good.Copy !req
125. - Thank you!
Let me show you in.Copy !req
126. 'Cause this pad is...
sick!Copy !req
127. - He looks Asian. Wow.
- He looks somethin'.Copy !req
128. - Whee!
Welcome to my house!Copy !req
129. Cool pad, right?Copy !req
130. We're just thinking of knocking
some walls out this bitch,Copy !req
131. just really making it our own,
you know what I mean?Copy !req
132. It was her house.
Now it's gonna be our house.Copy !req
133. So we kind of have to adjust
to that whole sitch.Copy !req
134. - Hey, buddy, someday,
I hope I have a house like this.Copy !req
135. - Keep dreamin'.
Takes a lot of hard work.Copy !req
136. So I doubt
you're ready for it, but...Copy !req
137. - Where's this little pond
you call a pool?Copy !req
138. - Pool? Right out here.
Guess what.Copy !req
139. Sharon has this dude
that comes, cleans it...Copy !req
140. weekly.Copy !req
141. Let's go check it out.Copy !req
142. - No! Hey, wait.
- Hang on.Copy !req
143. - Why don't you let Ders
hit the pool?Copy !req
144. You need to show me the rest
of this house, if that's okay.Copy !req
145. - Oh, you want the
"el touro de la grando," huh?Copy !req
146. - I think so.Copy !req
147. - That's Spanish.
I'm learning Spanish.Copy !req
148. - I'm gonna check out
the pool.Copy !req
149. - Spanish-style,
Spanish-style home.Copy !req
150. - I'll see you guys.Copy !req
151. - And this is the bedroom,Copy !req
152. where the magic happens.Copy !req
153. - Ho, ho, ho, ho!
- Yeah, a lot of magic.Copy !req
154. Lots 0' magic.Copy !req
155. Careful, this door handle's
a little loose.Copy !req
156. Why'? 'Cause of magic.Copy !req
157. Magic happened on this stepCopy !req
158. and some magic here.Copy !req
159. So this is her son's bedroom,Copy !req
160. AKA Magic Town.Copy !req
161. I get up
something like thisCopy !req
162. and just do a lot of magic
this way.Copy !req
163. Oh, what do you think
that smell is, Blake?Copy !req
164. - Magic.
- Nope, turkey bacon.Copy !req
165. Good guess, though.Copy !req
166. - Hey, legs, Anders Holmvik,Copy !req
167. junior national champion, 2005.Copy !req
168. How's it going?Copy !req
169. - Oh.
You work for Adam, right?Copy !req
170. 'Work."
Is that what he said?Copy !req
171. That's great.Copy !req
172. No, I'm like a, uh...Copy !req
173. father figure to the kid.Copy !req
174. - Hmm.
- Some yard you got here.Copy !req
175. You ever see
any butterflies?Copy !req
176. You see that?Copy !req
177. I just flipped off that.Copy !req
178. Whoo!Copy !req
179. You got
that butterfly joke, right?Copy !req
180. - Yeah, I don't swim, so...Copy !req
181. - Well, it's never
too late to learn.Copy !req
182. - Okay, but I'm taking my drink
with me.Copy !req
183. - Deal.Copy !req
184. - And this right here
is my office.Copy !req
185. This is where Daddy
comes to work!Copy !req
186. - Oh, ho!
Yeah, it is.Copy !req
187. Welcome to the muscle factory.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
188. Got your wizard beats
right here.Copy !req
189. Using them for the bodybuilding
competition.Copy !req
190. Just gettin' swole
with it, brotha.Copy !req
191. - Cool of you to disrespect
the wizard beats like that.Copy !req
192. That's not what they're for.Copy !req
193. - Yeah?
Well, I'm using 'em.Copy !req
194. Let's go to the poolCopy !req
195. and see what Ders
is up to, right?Copy !req
196. - No! Hey, wait.Copy !req
197. Why don't you show me
how this guy works, huh?Copy !req
198. - No! Come on, dude.
- Oh, shoot.Copy !req
199. - What did I say'?
This is my toolshed.Copy !req
200. These are my tools, and you
throw them on the ground?Copy !req
201. - I thought it was your office.
- It's both, all right?Copy !req
202. - Show me how these tool/office
supplies work, bud.Copy !req
203. - Okay.
This is my pen.Copy !req
204. And this is my wrench.Copy !req
205. Uhhaah!
- Woof!Copy !req
206. - Sometimes I like
to keep the windows openCopy !req
207. and just scream loud
so, like, people thinkCopy !req
208. we're having sex
or working out.Copy !req
209. They're not sure.Copy !req
210. It's just real guttural noises,
like, "Uhh!Copy !req
211. "Uhhuhh!Copy !req
212. Ooohh!"Copy !req
213. - Very cool.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
214. - Don't worry.
I'm gonna be gentle.Copy !req
215. You just arch your back.
Lean back.Copy !req
216. Take a deep breath.Copy !req
217. - Are you trying to seduce me?Copy !req
218. - I'm trying to "se-Ders" you.Copy !req
219. - Uhhaah!Copy !req
220. Oh! Hello!Copy !req
221. Legs, heh-heh.Copy !req
222. Bungee cord
does the trick.Copy !req
223. I'll say that much.Copy !req
224. They say your calves
are 75% genetics.Copy !req
225. But, uh, you know,Copy !req
226. evidently my Grandpa DeMamp
was a total pussy.Copy !req
227. The guy was not svelte.Copy !req
228. - I don't know if I should-Copy !req
229. - So I have a lot of work to do
before the competition.Copy !req
230. I'll figure something out.
- You sure about this?Copy !req
231. - Yeah, make sure
you get low, dude.Copy !req
232. Get in that power squat.
- Okay.Copy !req
233. - And then just stay low
to the ground.Copy !req
234. Work on your stems,
know what I mean?Copy !req
235. - Yeah.Copy !req
236. - Wonder if Ders
is diggin' the pool.Copy !req
237. - Oh, no,
you probably shouldn't-Copy !req
238. - Whoo!
- Okay-Copy !req
239. - What the hell?Copy !req
240. Holmvik!
- Adam, don't.Copy !req
241. - Ders!Copy !req
242. - No, wait. Hold up.
You shouldn't-Copy !req
243. Okay! God damn-Copy !req
244. Ders! He's coming!Copy !req
245. Do her quick!Copy !req
246. - Anders Holmvik!Copy !req
247. Guess what, dude.
We're gonna fight now.Copy !req
248. Are you ready for that?Copy !req
249. - Uh, I'm kind of in the middle
of a lesson right now.Copy !req
250. - Okay, well,
I'm kind of in the middleCopy !req
251. of destroying your whole face.Copy !req
252. - Move your legs
like an egg beater.Copy !req
253. - Are you a man, Anders?Copy !req
254. - You are frickin' dead, boy!Copy !req
255. You are so dead.
- Bring it.Copy !req
256. - You are so dead, dude.
- Okay, hold the phone.Copy !req
257. You are fully torqued, bro.Copy !req
258. - Well, yeah, I was about
to bone that lady!Copy !req
259. - Ohh.
- Yeah, okay, yes.Copy !req
260. But you're gonna have
to untorque your boneCopy !req
261. before we can continue
anything.Copy !req
262. I think everybody knows
that it's an unwritten rule:Copy !req
263. warriors cannot collide
while erect.Copy !req
264. - Fine.
- Fine.Copy !req
265. - Take five.
- Crank down.Copy !req
266. - Crank it down.Copy !req
267. - I mean,
it's a great backyard.Copy !req
268. - Yeah, it's pretty nice.Copy !req
269. Thinking about putting
a koi pond over there.Copy !req
270. - You got the room for it.
- Waterfall.Copy !req
271. - Might as well.
- Yeah.Copy !req
272. - And the boner's down!
Fight!Copy !req
273. - Ohh! Come on!Copy !req
274. Yeah, baby!Copy !req
275. Yeah, baby, what?Copy !req
276. - Whoa!
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
277. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Choker, choker.Copy !req
278. - Break it up!
Break it up! Break it up!Copy !req
279. - What?
- What?Copy !req
280. - You guys both
have boners now.Copy !req
281. What is going on?
- Wow!Copy !req
282. It's contagious, dude!Copy !req
283. You're too fleshy.
Put on a shirt.Copy !req
284. - This guys smells great.Copy !req
285. It's like a coconut oil.
What is that?Copy !req
286. - Thank you.
It's my tanning cream.Copy !req
287. - Oh! Boners are down.Copy !req
288. - I'm gonna ruin you, man.Copy !req
289. - I'm gonna straight do
what I came here to do.Copy !req
290. - I'm gonna straight wreck you!Copy !req
291. - You're gonna die at my feet,
you small-minded-Copy !req
292. - Okay, I've got a boner.
- I got one too.Copy !req
293. Soon as I said, "my feet,"
it was like...Copy !req
294. - Yeah, all the blood
just sort of-Copy !req
295. That happened to me too.
That's what's weird about it.Copy !req
296. - That's cool.
- This is really weird.Copy !req
297. - You know what?
We're not gonna fight right now.Copy !req
298. That's official.Copy !req
299. I'm torqued.
You're torqued right now.Copy !req
300. But I know you can leave.Copy !req
301. You can leave my house
and respect my woman.Copy !req
302. That's what you can do.
- Fine.Copy !req
303. - Leave.
- Gladly.Copy !req
304. - Well, I have
a little announcementCopy !req
305. for you, sir, because
you broke the blood oath,Copy !req
306. and I want you to leave
our wizard crew.Copy !req
307. - What? Yeah.
Like I care.Copy !req
308. - And I'm taking
the beats back.Copy !req
309. - Ah, don't take the beats.
- Yeah.Copy !req
310. - No, don't take the beats.Copy !req
311. Oh!
Don't take the beats!Copy !req
312. I'm super sad
about the beats!Copy !req
313. I don't care, dude,Copy !req
314. because I have a bodybuilding
competition on the same day.Copy !req
315. And that's
more important to meCopy !req
316. than dressing up
like a fairy wizard.Copy !req
317. - Wow.
- You know what, man?Copy !req
318. It did not have
to go like this.Copy !req
319. We're out of here.Copy !req
320. - You're such a dumb idiot!Copy !req
321. - Wow, okay.Copy !req
322. I don't care.Copy !req
323. I hope this goes away soon.Copy !req
324. You infected me
with your boner.Copy !req
325. - We are going to be
just fine.Copy !req
326. Okay?
We do not need Adam.Copy !req
327. - Oh, no. We're great.
We're awesome, heh.Copy !req
328. Just the two of us.
Best roommates ever.Copy !req
329. Nothing's gonna change.Copy !req
330. - Nope.Copy !req
331. - Nothing is going to change!Copy !req
332. It's not changing, buddy.
- I know. I got that.Copy !req
333. You're in the back.
Okay.Copy !req
334. Blake! Beer me, dude!Copy !req
335. - One for big Ders
and one for little Adam.Copy !req
336. - Wait!Copy !req
337. - Ohh! Suck it!Copy !req
338. - So...Copy !req
339. just two dudes in a Jacuzzi.Copy !req
340. - Yeah.Copy !req
341. - This is not working.Copy !req
342. - No, this is not
working at all.Copy !req
343. We got to get a new roommate.Copy !req
344. - HewCopy !req
345. - Karl!
- How's it going, blazer?Copy !req
346. Hey, look,
thanks for having me over, guys.Copy !req
347. I'm ready to, uh, join
human society one more time.Copy !req
348. Call this couch.Copy !req
349. Whoop, whoop,
whoop, whoop, whoop!Copy !req
350. Surprise sandwich!Copy !req
351. - Blake, I never
agreed to this.Copy !req
352. - Oh, my gosh,
I'm so starving.Copy !req
353. I'm so starving.
I'm so starving.Copy !req
354. - Hey, left arm,
how ya doin'?Copy !req
355. Oh, you're gettin'
so much stronger.Copy !req
356. Right arm, you're kind of
looking weak over there, buddy.Copy !req
357. - My office, five minutes.Copy !req
358. Brush your teeth,
cut your fingernails,Copy !req
359. and powder your balls.Copy !req
360. - I might even floss for you.Copy !req
361. Whaaat?Copy !req
362. - Ohh!
Yeah, that's it.Copy !req
363. We're done.
Thank you.Copy !req
364. - Wow, that was-
that was exhausting.Copy !req
365. My jaw hurts pretty bad.Copy !req
366. It was-
ah, that was fun, though.Copy !req
367. That was, like, intimate.Copy !req
368. You were right up
in here, so...Copy !req
369. - Wait. Where's that going?
Where's that-keep-Copy !req
370. - I'm taking it off.
It's like-it hurts pretty-Copy !req
371. - Yeah, that's okay.
You'll form a callus.Copy !req
372. It's supposed to happen.
Keep it on. Be tough.Copy !req
373. - Okay.Copy !req
374. “Copy !req
375. - Hey, maybe next time,
we can use the strap-onCopy !req
376. that God gave me, my...Copy !req
377. pants.Copy !req
378. - Pass. Pass.Copy !req
379. No.
- In my...Copy !req
380. - Just gonna get 'em
taken up a little bit.Copy !req
381. - I appreciate
all your hard work.Copy !req
382. - Hey, guys, check out
my new wizard costume.Copy !req
383. What's up?Copy !req
384. - Karl, we're not barbarians.
What are you doing?Copy !req
385. You're dressed like some kind
of goddamn farm shaman.Copy !req
386. - No, I'm a high priest.Copy !req
387. - Whoo! And I won!Copy !req
388. Yeah, baby, I wasn't even
racin' anyone,Copy !req
389. but I would have won
if I were.Copy !req
390. - I'd just like you to know
that you are trespassing,Copy !req
391. all right,
and we are gonna just assumeCopy !req
392. that you are an intruder
at this point.Copy !req
393. - Okay, I'm sorry.Copy !req
394. I'm just here to get
some clean shirts for work.Copy !req
395. So if you wouldn't mind
excusing me.Copy !req
396. - Hey, watch the candles.Copy !req
397. - Oh, Jesus, Karl.Copy !req
398. - That's pretty cool, right?
- You know what?Copy !req
399. I think it's super cuteCopy !req
400. that you guys are taking
this whole wizard/caveman thingCopy !req
401. so seriously.Copy !req
402. I really do.
Yoooo!Copy !req
403. - Well, we are,
and guess what.Copy !req
404. Karl is taking the wizards
to a whole new level.Copy !req
405. - Yeah.
- That's right.Copy !req
406. Speaking of that level, guys,Copy !req
407. did I show you
my crossbow?Copy !req
408. - You're ruining my life.Copy !req
409. - Okay, so remember,
wizards are immortal.Copy !req
410. So they pretty much see
everything they've ever lovedCopy !req
411. pass away before them.Copy !req
412. - Uh—
- All right?Copy !req
413. Sad. But it's raw.Copy !req
414. Use that emotion, okay?Copy !req
415. - Cool, cool.
- Thanks.Copy !req
416. - Awesome.
Karl, go ahead and hit it.Copy !req
417. - Absolutely.
- Okay.Copy !req
418. - Oh. The CD is gone.Copy !req
419. Adam.Copy !req
420. - Whoo!
Let's do this, boys!Copy !req
421. Lookin' swole.
Lookin' good.Copy !req
422. Good luck out there.
I believe in all of us.Copy !req
423. We're all gonna-we're all
gonna take a trophy home.Copy !req
424. - Are you the mascot for
the competition or something?Copy !req
425. Is that what you're doing here?Copy !req
426. - Are you the mascot for
the competition or something?Copy !req
427. Do we have beef already, dude?Copy !req
428. - All right, well,Copy !req
429. just be careful out there,
all right?Copy !req
430. - Careful?
I never am.Copy !req
431. Whoo!Copy !req
432. Aggh.Copy !req
433. - Welcome to the Tri-ValleyCopy !req
434. Amateur Bodybuilders
Competition.Copy !req
435. Give it up
for our contenders!Copy !req
436. - Dude, that's Barry.Copy !req
437. I sold that guy a garbage bag
full of growth hormones.Copy !req
438. Hey, you're lookin' huge,
Barry!Copy !req
439. - Wow, this is pathetic.Copy !req
440. Adam looks like
a baby man up there.Copy !req
441. - Let's focus here.Copy !req
442. Let's just get the beats
and then get out of here.Copy !req
443. We are, like, three hours
away from performingCopy !req
444. in front of horses
and knights.Copy !req
445. - Uh, I think we're gonna stay
for the solo.Copy !req
446. This is gonna
get interesting.Copy !req
447. - Hyuaaah!Copy !req
448. - Hey, Share-bear, it's me.Copy !req
449. Don't see you out there.Copy !req
450. About to smash my solo,Copy !req
451. win an awesome
bodybuilding trophy.Copy !req
452. You're gonna be
so proud of me.Copy !req
453. All right.
- Thank you, Barry.Copy !req
454. - Hope you're on your way.
Miss you. See you soon. Okay.Copy !req
455. - Please welcome to the stage
our next contestant.Copy !req
456. He's 5'8",Copy !req
457. weighing in at 240 pounds.Copy !req
458. Well, that can't be right.Copy !req
459. Uh, Adam "The Snake Roberts"
DeMamp!Copy !req
460. - Unh!Copy !req
461. - All right.
- Here we go.Copy !req
462. - Rahr!Copy !req
463. Mm! Mm!Copy !req
464. Mm! Mm!
Mm! Mm!Copy !req
465. - You know what'?Copy !req
466. I stand corrected.Copy !req
467. The guy is a showman.Copy !req
468. - His body is lookin' tight.Copy !req
469. Rooh!Copy !req
470. - Okay, that's... not good.Copy !req
471. - What are you laughing at?Copy !req
472. I'm yoked!Copy !req
473. - Don't laugh at my friend.Copy !req
474. Okay?
Only I laugh at my friend.Copy !req
475. He's got, like, ten times
more of the bravery than you.Copy !req
476. I don't-l don't see you
with your shirt off.Copy !req
477. You probably got
big, dark nipples!Copy !req
478. Adam, you keep doing
what you're doing, bud.Copy !req
479. No, no, no.
They're laughing out of respect.Copy !req
480. It's a respect laugh!Copy !req
481. Howie Mandel
gets them all the time!Copy !req
482. - Hey, big guy.Copy !req
483. Quit your cryin'.Copy !req
484. - We're here
to make it better.Copy !req
485. You're going back out there.Copy !req
486. - I'm so sorry
I bailed on you guys.Copy !req
487. But I can't go back out there.Copy !req
488. They hate me.
- It's okay, man.Copy !req
489. You got to go
back out there, though...Copy !req
490. with us.Copy !req
491. - Whoo!
- Whoo!Copy !req
492. - Whoo!
- Thank you!Copy !req
493. - Thank you!
Thank you!Copy !req
494. - Thanks.
- Heads up.Copy !req
495. - I appreciate it.
Thank you very much, guys.Copy !req
496. - Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
497. - Ooh, I think
it's safe to sayCopy !req
498. you guys
murdered it in there.Copy !req
499. - Yeah, I like your passion,Copy !req
500. but an overall note:Copy !req
501. maybe just do it better
for me next time, okay?Copy !req
502. - Okay.
- I'm sorry. You know what?Copy !req
503. I've been so critical lately.
I got to chill.Copy !req
504. - Dude, forget it.
This guy got a trophy.Copy !req
505. We're all good.Copy !req
506. - Hey, I'm sorry
all my awesome musclesCopy !req
507. got in the way
of our friendship for a while.Copy !req
508. I'm not gonna let it
happen again.Copy !req
509. You hear that?Copy !req
510. - I'm just happy to be
a part of it, finally.Copy !req
511. - No, Karl, you're out.Copy !req
512. He's in. You're out.
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
513. - Makes sense.
- Sorry, Karl.Copy !req
514. - Oh, here comes Sharon.Copy !req
515. - Hop on, monkey.Copy !req
516. - You missed the most important
moment of my life.Copy !req
517. - Come on, babe.
Get on the bike.Copy !req
518. I've got a plane
waiting for us.Copy !req
519. We're going to Iowa
to fuck in the mud.Copy !req
520. Hmm?Copy !req
521. - It's okay.Copy !req
522. You want a life
with Sharon,Copy !req
523. we support you.Copy !req
524. - Yeah.
Go for it, man.Copy !req
525. She's hot.
I jerked it to her last night.Copy !req
526. You were great, by the way.
- Always am.Copy !req
527. - Sharon, I'd love to go
to the East Coast with you.Copy !req
528. I really would, but...Copy !req
529. I'm not gonna get on that bike.Copy !req
530. We're through.Copy !req
531. - Fine. You're up.
Come on, dude.Copy !req
532. - Me?
- Yeah.Copy !req
533. - Whoo! Let's roll!Copy !req
534. Sayonara, boys.Copy !req
535. - Ooh, uh, you smell
like water trash.Copy !req
536. I've changed my mind.
Get off.Copy !req
537. - Fine.
- Sorry, just...Copy !req
538. - Makes sense.Copy !req
539. Jesus.Copy !req
540. - Sharon, I hated
chindoing you anyways!Copy !req
541. It was weird!Copy !req
542. It's chindo.Copy !req
543. It's, like, a thing
that you strap on to your-Copy !req
544. - Hey, man,Copy !req
545. if you don't want to tell us,
you don't have to.Copy !req
546. We'll just
Google it later.Copy !req
547. - Times of friendship.Copy !req
548. You guys are my best friends.
- Forever.Copy !req
549. - Uhh!Copy !req
550. - Ah, dude, Ders,
you got a boner.Copy !req
551. - Ohh!
- So do I.Copy !req
552. - Sorry. GUYSCopy !req
553. - Nice!Copy !req