1. Hoo-ha!Copy !req
2. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
3. Cut! Cut! Cut. Cut.
- What?Copy !req
4. - Why are you
ripping your shirt off?Copy !req
5. - Okay, why aren't you guys
ripping your shirt off?Copy !req
6. We're trying to get people
excited, right?Copy !req
7. The world needs to see
the madnessCopy !req
8. that is my upper torso, okay?Copy !req
9. - Whatever, man.Copy !req
10. And what is up with you,Copy !req
11. Miss Pouting Princess
in the corner?Copy !req
12. Where is your head at?Copy !req
13. I mean, come on,
the Ren Faire is in two weeks.Copy !req
14. And we are opening
for Mike "The Throat" Davenport.Copy !req
15. He is the premier
sword swallower in the county!Copy !req
16. - I get that,
but this entire thingCopy !req
17. is completely disrespectful
to the rap game.Copy !req
18. Are-are you being for real?Copy !req
19. - I'm as real
as the streets, okay?Copy !req
20. And I'm not about to whore out
my rap skillz,Copy !req
21. with a Z,Copy !req
22. to some adult nerds gone wild.Copy !req
23. - Yeah, Ders,
but these adult nerdsCopy !req
24. have huge
adult-nerd boobs, dude.Copy !req
25. - Okay, remember
high school drama nerds?Copy !req
26. Those girls had
some big ole boobs, right?Copy !req
27. - Yeah, yeah, they did.
- You got me back, and I'm back.Copy !req
28. - Hey! Guys!Copy !req
29. What part of Irwindale
Renaissance Pleasure FaireCopy !req
30. sounds like a joke to you guys?Copy !req
31. Huh?Copy !req
32. Okay, look.Copy !req
33. I want you guys
to start acting your age!Copy !req
34. All right?Copy !req
35. Which is 4,178 years old.Copy !req
36. If you would have even botheredCopy !req
37. to crack
the players handbook openCopy !req
38. that I left on your bed, Anders!Copy !req
39. - Ah, this guy's really putting
the "work" in work out, huh?Copy !req
40. - Yeah.Copy !req
41. - I respect his commitment,
though.Copy !req
42. It's cool.Copy !req
43. - Did he just
bring those from home?Copy !req
44. - Oh, yeah.Copy !req
45. And the wizard beats,
he says they make him stronger,Copy !req
46. which... they do.Copy !req
47. - That, I understand.
- Yeah.Copy !req
48. - Mind if I light up?Copy !req
49. - Free country.Copy !req
50. Ahh.Copy !req
51. Ahh.Copy !req
52. Whew.Copy !req
53. - Who's that lady?
Why is she just standing there?Copy !req
54. - That's Sharon Livanos.
She owns the building.Copy !req
55. What the fuck is he doing?Copy !req
56. - Uh, we're on a stress break.Copy !req
57. We had a super-busy morning,Copy !req
58. so we're just cuttin' loose.Copy !req
59. - Yeah, I mean, we were
really pulling our hair out.Copy !req
60. But I'm sure he'll be done
in a minuteCopy !req
61. and get in here,
flex that sales muscle for you.Copy !req
62. - Do they know each other?
Have they met?Copy !req
63. Oh, my-
- Okay!Copy !req
64. - Jesus Christ.
- Wow.Copy !req
65. - Oh, my gosh, is that
a over-the-pants handy?Copy !req
66. - Oh.Copy !req
67. - Yeah.Copy !req
68. - Whoa.Copy !req
69. - Yeah, Adam.Copy !req
70. Uh, you're just-you're missing
wizard rehearsal again.Copy !req
71. So I'm just kind of
worried sick about you,Copy !req
72. wondering where you are.Copy !req
73. So-oh, here you are.
You are here.Copy !req
74. You're-
you're here in person.Copy !req
75. I'll talk to you... now.Copy !req
76. Hey.
- Dude, what the hell?Copy !req
77. Where have you been?
It's been, like, three days.Copy !req
78. - Have you guys ever met someoneCopy !req
79. that just gets you
on all levels,Copy !req
80. makes you feel like your souls
are boning each otherCopy !req
81. in the spirit world?Copy !req
82. - Are you talking
about that super-old ladyCopy !req
83. from the roof?Copy !req
84. - Sharon is as old as my mom is.Copy !req
85. And her and my dad
have sex on the regular.Copy !req
86. Oh, and, "fwi,"Copy !req
87. I'm in love.Copy !req
88. I did it.Copy !req
89. So I'm gonna be moving out.Copy !req
90. - Okay, it's not not "fwi."Copy !req
91. It's FYI,
"for your information."Copy !req
92. - Okay, Ders.Copy !req
93. I know how to spell, all right?Copy !req
94. And in the 75 hours
that I've known Sharon,Copy !req
95. she's done more for me
and my bodybuilding career...Copy !req
96. than you guys ever have.Copy !req
97. - Dude, you can't just move out.Copy !req
98. What about rent?Copy !req
99. - Yeah, what about, uh,
the wizards,Copy !req
100. Rm Fafinwa?Copy !req
101. - You guys
should come over sometime.Copy !req
102. We've been thinking of doing
some more entertaining.Copy !req
103. Oh, and "fwi," Ders...Copy !req
104. We've got a great pool.Copy !req
105. - Huh!Copy !req
106. Wow, he's really doing this.Copy !req
107. So what are we thinking?Copy !req
108. - I'm thinking we got
to break these two up.Copy !req
109. Lover boy is in
for a rude awakening.Copy !req
110. - Rude!Copy !req
111. - All right, here's the deal.Copy !req
112. I'm gonna get in there,
seduce Sharon Old Norse style,Copy !req
113. bed her down, and Adam will
never want a piece of her again.Copy !req
114. - Wait. Why do you always get
to seduce the girls?Copy !req
115. - Because I have no emotions.Copy !req
116. You'll let your heart
get in the way.Copy !req
117. You know that.
- Yeah, that's true.Copy !req
118. I can't just love 'em
and leave 'em.Copy !req
119. Never could.Copy !req
120. Actually, I've never had
the opportunity yet.Copy !req
121. - Sharon,Copy !req
122. my work friends are here!Copy !req
123. - Hey, buddy.Copy !req
124. These are for you.Copy !req
125. - Thank you.
- Wow, lookin' good.Copy !req
126. - Thank you!
Let me show you in.Copy !req
127. '- Cause this pad is...
- sick!Copy !req
128. - He looks Asian. Wow.
- He looks somethin'.Copy !req
129. - Whee!
Welcome to my house!Copy !req
130. Cool pad, right?Copy !req
131. We're just thinking of knocking
some walls out this bitch,Copy !req
132. just really making it our own,
you know what I mean?Copy !req
133. It was her house.
Now it's gonna be our house.Copy !req
134. So we kind of have to adjust
to that whole sitch.Copy !req
135. - Hey, buddy, someday,
I hope I have a house like this.Copy !req
136. - Keep dreamin'.
Takes a lot of hard work.Copy !req
137. So I doubt
you're ready for it, but...Copy !req
138. - Where's this little pond
you call a pool?Copy !req
139. - Pool? Right out here.
Guess what.Copy !req
140. Sharon has this dude
that comes, cleans it...Copy !req
141. weekly.Copy !req
142. Let's go check it out.Copy !req
143. - No! Hey, wait.
- Hang on.Copy !req
144. - Why don't you let Ders
hit the pool?Copy !req
145. You need to show me the rest
of this house, if that's okay.Copy !req
146. - Oh, you want the
"el touro de la grando", huh?Copy !req
147. - I think so.Copy !req
148. - That's Spanish.
I'm learning Spanish.Copy !req
149. - I'm gonna check out the pool.Copy !req
150. - Spanish-style,
Spanish-style home.Copy !req
151. - I'll see you guys.Copy !req
152. - And this is the bedroom,Copy !req
153. where the magic happens.Copy !req
154. - Ho, ho, ho, ho!
- Yeah, a lot of magic.Copy !req
155. Lots 0' magic.Copy !req
156. Careful, this door handle's
a little loose.Copy !req
157. Why? 'Cause of magic.Copy !req
158. Magic happened on this stepCopy !req
159. and some magic here.Copy !req
160. So this is her son's bedroom,Copy !req
161. AKA Magic Town.Copy !req
162. I get up something like thisCopy !req
163. and just do a lot of magic
this way.Copy !req
164. Oh, what do you think
that smell is, Blake?Copy !req
165. - Magic.
- Nope, turkey bacon.Copy !req
166. Good guess, though.Copy !req
167. - Hey, legs, Anders Holmvik,Copy !req
168. junior national champion, 2005.Copy !req
169. How's it going?Copy !req
170. - Oh.
You work for Adam, right?Copy !req
171. 'Work."
Is that what he said?Copy !req
172. That's great.Copy !req
173. No, I'm like a, uh...Copy !req
174. father figure to the kid.Copy !req
175. - Hmm.
- Some yard you got here.Copy !req
176. You ever see any butterflies?Copy !req
177. You see that?Copy !req
178. I just flipped off that.Copy !req
179. Whoo!Copy !req
180. You got
that butterfly joke, right?Copy !req
181. - Yeah, I don't swim, so...Copy !req
182. - Well, it's never
too late to learn.Copy !req
183. - Okay, but I'm taking my drink
with me.Copy !req
184. - Deal.Copy !req
185. - And this right here
is my office.Copy !req
186. This is where Daddy
comes to work!Copy !req
187. - Oh, ho!
Yeah, it is.Copy !req
188. Welcome to the muscle factory.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
189. Got your wizard beats
right here.Copy !req
190. Using them for the bodybuilding
competition.Copy !req
191. Just gettin' swole
with it, brotha.Copy !req
192. - Cool of you to disrespect
the wizard beats like that.Copy !req
193. That's not what they're for.Copy !req
194. - Yeah?
Well, I'm using 'em.Copy !req
195. Let's go to the poolCopy !req
196. and see what Ders
is up to, right?Copy !req
197. - No! Hey, wait.Copy !req
198. Why don't you show me
how this guy works, huh?Copy !req
199. - No! Come on, dude.
- Oh, shoot.Copy !req
200. - What did I say'?
This is my toolshed.Copy !req
201. These are my tools, and you
throw them on the ground?Copy !req
202. - I thought it was your office.
- It's both, all right?Copy !req
203. - Show me how these tool/office
supplies work, bud.Copy !req
204. - Okay.
This is my pen.Copy !req
205. And this is my wrench.Copy !req
206. Uhhaah!
- Woof!Copy !req
207. - Sometimes I like
to keep the windows openCopy !req
208. and just scream loud
so, like, people thinkCopy !req
209. we're having sex or working out.Copy !req
210. They're not sure.Copy !req
211. It's just real guttural noises,
like, "Uhh!Copy !req
212. "Uhhuhh!Copy !req
213. Ooohh!"Copy !req
214. - Very cool.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
215. - Don't worry.
I'm gonna be gentle.Copy !req
216. You just arch your back.
Lean back.Copy !req
217. Take a deep breath.Copy !req
218. - Are you trying to seduce me?Copy !req
219. - I'm trying to "se-Ders" you.Copy !req
220. - Uhhaah!Copy !req
221. Oh! Hello!Copy !req
222. Legs, heh-heh.Copy !req
223. Bungee cord does the trick.Copy !req
224. I'll say that much.Copy !req
225. They say your calves
are 75% genetics.Copy !req
226. But, uh, you know,Copy !req
227. evidently my Grandpa DeMamp
was a total pussy.Copy !req
228. The guy was not svelte.Copy !req
229. - I don't know if I should-Copy !req
230. - So I have a lot of work to do
before the competition.Copy !req
231. I'll figure something out.
- You sure about this?Copy !req
232. - Yeah, make sure
you get low, dude.Copy !req
233. Get in that power squat.
- Okay.Copy !req
234. - And then just stay low
to the ground.Copy !req
235. Work on your stems,
know what I mean?Copy !req
236. - Yeah.Copy !req
237. - Wonder if Ders
is diggin' the pool.Copy !req
238. - Oh, no,
you probably shouldn't-Copy !req
239. - Whoo!
- Okay-Copy !req
240. - What the hell?Copy !req
241. Holmvik!
- Adam, don't.Copy !req
242. - Ders!Copy !req
243. - No, wait. Hold up.
You shouldn't-Copy !req
244. Okay! God damn-Copy !req
245. Ders! He's coming!Copy !req
246. Do her quick!Copy !req
247. - Anders Holmvik!Copy !req
248. Guess what, dude.
We're gonna fight now.Copy !req
249. Are you ready for that?Copy !req
250. - Uh, I'm kind of in the middle
of a lesson right now.Copy !req
251. - Okay, well,
I'm kind of in the middleCopy !req
252. of destroying your whole face.Copy !req
253. - Move your legs
like an egg beater.Copy !req
254. - Are you a man, Anders?Copy !req
255. - You are frickin' dead, boy!Copy !req
256. You are so dead.
- Bring it.Copy !req
257. - You are so dead, dude.
- Okay, hold the phone.Copy !req
258. You are fully torqued, bro.Copy !req
259. - Well, yeah, I was about
to bone that lady!Copy !req
260. - Ohh.
- Yeah, okay, yes.Copy !req
261. But you're gonna have
to untorque your boneCopy !req
262. before we can continue anything.Copy !req
263. I think everybody knows
that it's an unwritten rule:Copy !req
264. warriors cannot collide
while erect.Copy !req
265. - Fine.
- Fine.Copy !req
266. - Take five.
- Crank down.Copy !req
267. - Crank it down.Copy !req
268. - I mean, it's a great backyard.Copy !req
269. - Yeah, it's pretty nice.Copy !req
270. Thinking about putting
a koi pond over there.Copy !req
271. - You got the room for it.
- Waterfall.Copy !req
272. - Might as well.
- Yeah.Copy !req
273. - And the bonefs down!
Fight!Copy !req
274. - Ohh! Come on!Copy !req
275. Yeah, baby!Copy !req
276. Yeah, baby, what?Copy !req
277. - Whoa!
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
278. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Choker, choker.Copy !req
279. - Break it up!
Break it up! Break it up!Copy !req
280. - What?
- What?Copy !req
281. - You guys both have boners now.Copy !req
282. What is going on?
- Wow!Copy !req
283. It's contagious, dude!Copy !req
284. You're too fleshy.
Put on a shirt.Copy !req
285. - This guys smells great.Copy !req
286. It's like a coconut oil.
What is that?Copy !req
287. - Thank you.
It's my tanning cream.Copy !req
288. - Oh! Boners are down.Copy !req
289. - I'm gonna ruin you, man.Copy !req
290. - I'm gonna straight do
what I came here to do.Copy !req
291. - I'm gonna straight wreck you!Copy !req
292. - You're gonna die at my feet,
you small-minded-Copy !req
293. - Okay, I've got a boner.
- I got one too.Copy !req
294. Soon as I said, "my feet,"
it was like...Copy !req
295. - Yeah, all the blood
just sort of-Copy !req
296. That happened to me too.
That's what's weird about it.Copy !req
297. - That's cool.
- This is really weird.Copy !req
298. - You know what?
We're not gonna fight right now.Copy !req
299. That's official.Copy !req
300. I'm torqued.
You're torqued right now.Copy !req
301. But I know you can leave.Copy !req
302. You can leave my house
and respect my woman.Copy !req
303. That's what you can do.
- Fine.Copy !req
304. - Leave.
- Gladly.Copy !req
305. - Well, I have
a little announcementCopy !req
306. for you, sir, because
you broke the blood oath,Copy !req
307. and I want you to leave
our wizard crew.Copy !req
308. - What? Yeah.
Like I care.Copy !req
309. - And I'm taking the beats back.Copy !req
310. - Ah, don't take the beats.
- Yeah.Copy !req
311. - No, don't take the beats.Copy !req
312. Oh!
Don't take the beats!Copy !req
313. I'm super sad about the beats!Copy !req
314. I don't care, dude,Copy !req
315. because I have a bodybuilding
competition on the same day.Copy !req
316. And that's more important to meCopy !req
317. than dressing up
like a fairy wizard.Copy !req
318. - Wow.
- You know what, man?Copy !req
319. It did not have to go like this.Copy !req
320. We're out of here.Copy !req
321. - You're such a dumb idiot!Copy !req
322. - Wow, okay.Copy !req
323. I don't care.Copy !req
324. I hope this goes away soon.Copy !req
325. You infected me with your boner.Copy !req
326. - We are going to be just fine.Copy !req
327. Okay?
We do not need Adam.Copy !req
328. - Oh, no. We're great.
We're awesome, heh.Copy !req
329. Just the two of us.
Best roommates ever.Copy !req
330. Nothing's gonna change.Copy !req
331. - Nope.Copy !req
332. - Nothing is going to change!Copy !req
333. It's not changing, buddy.
- I know. I got that.Copy !req
334. You're in the back.
Okay.Copy !req
335. Blake! Beer me, dude!Copy !req
336. - One for big Ders
and one for little Adam.Copy !req
337. - Wait!Copy !req
338. - Ohh! Suck it!Copy !req
339. - So...Copy !req
340. just two dudes in a Jacuzzi.Copy !req
341. - Yeah.Copy !req
342. - This is not working.Copy !req
343. - No, this is not
working at all.Copy !req
344. We got to get a new roommate.Copy !req
345. - HewCopy !req
346. - Karl!
- How's it going, blazer?Copy !req
347. Hey, look,
thanks for having me over, guys.Copy !req
348. I'm ready to, uh, join
human society one more time.Copy !req
349. Call this couch.Copy !req
350. Whoop, whoop,
whoop, whoop, whoop!Copy !req
351. Surprise sandwich!Copy !req
352. - Blake, I never agreed to this.Copy !req
353. - Oh, my gosh, I'm so starving.Copy !req
354. I'm so starving.
I'm so starving.Copy !req
355. - Hey, left arm, how ya doin'?Copy !req
356. Oh, you're gettin'
so much stronger.Copy !req
357. Right arm, you're kind of
looking weak over there, buddy.Copy !req
358. - My office, five minutes.Copy !req
359. Brush your teeth,
cut your fingernails,Copy !req
360. and powder your balls.Copy !req
361. - I might even floss for you.Copy !req
362. Whaaat?Copy !req
363. - Ohh!
Yeah, that's it.Copy !req
364. We're done.
Thank you.Copy !req
365. - Wow, that was-
that was exhausting.Copy !req
366. My jaw hurts pretty bad.Copy !req
367. It was-
ah, that was fun, though.Copy !req
368. That was, like, intimate.Copy !req
369. You were right up in here, so...Copy !req
370. - Wait. Where's that going?
Where's that-keep-Copy !req
371. - I'm taking it off.
It's like-it hurts pretty-Copy !req
372. - Yeah, that's okay.
You'll form a callus.Copy !req
373. It's supposed to happen.
Keep it on. Be tough.Copy !req
374. “Copy !req
375. - Hey, maybe next time,
we can use the strap-onCopy !req
376. that God gave me, my...Copy !req
377. pants.Copy !req
378. - Pass. Pass.Copy !req
379. No.
- In my...Copy !req
380. - Just gonna get 'em
taken up a little bit.Copy !req
381. - I appreciate
all your hard work.Copy !req
382. - Hey, guys, check out
my new wizard costume.Copy !req
383. What's up?Copy !req
384. - Karl, we're not barbarians.
What are you doing?Copy !req
385. You're dressed like some kind
of goddamn farm shaman.Copy !req
386. - No, I'm a high priest.Copy !req
387. - Whoo! And I won!Copy !req
388. Yeah, baby, I wasn't even
racin' anyone,Copy !req
389. but I would have won if I were.Copy !req
390. - I'd just like you to know
that you are trespassing,Copy !req
391. all right,
and we are gonna just assumeCopy !req
392. that you are an intruder
at this point.Copy !req
393. - Okay, I'm sorry.Copy !req
394. I'm just here to get
some clean shirts for work.Copy !req
395. So if you wouldn't mind
excusing me.Copy !req
396. - Hey, watch the candles.Copy !req
397. - Oh, Jesus, Karl.Copy !req
398. - That's pretty cool, right?
- You know what?Copy !req
399. I think it's super cuteCopy !req
400. that you guys are taking
this whole wizard/caveman thingCopy !req
401. so seriously.Copy !req
402. I really do.
Yoooo!Copy !req
403. - Well, we are, and guess what.Copy !req
404. Karl is taking the wizards
to a whole new level.Copy !req
405. - Yeah.
- That's right.Copy !req
406. Speaking of that level, guys,Copy !req
407. did I show you my crossbow?Copy !req
408. - You're ruining my life.Copy !req
409. - Okay, so remember,
wizards are immortal.Copy !req
410. So they pretty much see
everything they've ever lovedCopy !req
411. pass away before them.Copy !req
412. - Uh-
- All right?Copy !req
413. Sad. But it's raw.Copy !req
414. Use that emotion, okay?Copy !req
415. - Cool, cool.
- Thanks.Copy !req
416. - Awesome.
Karl, go ahead and hit it.Copy !req
417. - Absolutely.
- Okay.Copy !req
418. - Oh. The CD is gone.Copy !req
419. - Adam.Copy !req
420. - Whoo!
Let's do this, boys!Copy !req
421. Lookin' swole.
Lookin' good.Copy !req
422. Good luck out there.
I believe in all of us.Copy !req
423. We're all gonna-we're all
gonna take a trophy home.Copy !req
424. - Are you the mascot for
the competition or something?Copy !req
425. Is that what you're doing here?Copy !req
426. - Are you the mascot for
the competition or something?Copy !req
427. Do we have beef already, dude?Copy !req
428. - All right, well,Copy !req
429. just be careful out there,
all right?Copy !req
430. - Careful?
I never am.Copy !req
431. Whoo!Copy !req
432. Aggh.Copy !req
433. - Welcome to the Tri-ValleyCopy !req
434. Amateur Bodybuilders
Competition.Copy !req
435. Give it up for our contenders!Copy !req
436. - Dude, that's Barry.Copy !req
437. I sold that guy a garbage bag
full of growth hormones.Copy !req
438. Hey, you're lookin' huge, Barry!Copy !req
439. - Wow, this is pathetic.Copy !req
440. Adam looks like
a baby man up there.Copy !req
441. - Let's focus here.Copy !req
442. Let's just get the beats
and then get out of here.Copy !req
443. We are, like, three hours
away from performingCopy !req
444. in front of horses and knights.Copy !req
445. - Uh, I think we're gonna stay
for the solo.Copy !req
446. This is gonna get interesting.Copy !req
447. - Hyuaaah!Copy !req
448. - Hey, Share-bear, it's me.Copy !req
449. Don't see you out there.Copy !req
450. About to smash my solo,Copy !req
451. win an awesome
bodybuilding trophy.Copy !req
452. You're gonna be so proud of me.Copy !req
453. All right.
- Thank you, Barry.Copy !req
454. - Hope you're on your way.
Miss you. See you soon. Okay.Copy !req
455. - Please welcome to the stage
our next contestant.Copy !req
456. He's 5'8",Copy !req
457. weighing in at 240 pounds.Copy !req
458. Well, that can't be right.Copy !req
459. Uh, Adam "The Snake Roberts"
DeMamp!Copy !req
460. " Unh!Copy !req
461. - All right.
- Here we go.Copy !req
462. - Rahr!Copy !req
463. Mm! Mm!Copy !req
464. Mm! Mm!
Mm! Mm!Copy !req
465. - You know what?Copy !req
466. I stand corrected.Copy !req
467. The guy is a showman.Copy !req
468. - His body is lookin' tight.Copy !req
469. Rooh!Copy !req
470. - Okay, that's... not good.Copy !req
471. - What are you laughing at?Copy !req
472. I'm yoked!Copy !req
473. - Don't laugh at my friend.Copy !req
474. Okay?
Only I laugh at my friend.Copy !req
475. He's got, like, ten times
more of the bravery than you.Copy !req
476. I don't-l don't see you
with your shirt off.Copy !req
477. You probably got
big, dark nipples!Copy !req
478. Adam, you keep doing
what you're doing, bud.Copy !req
479. No, no, no.
They're laughing out of respect.Copy !req
480. It's a respect laugh!Copy !req
481. Howie Mandel
gets them all the time!Copy !req
482. Quit your cryin'.Copy !req
483. - We're here to make it better.Copy !req
484. You're going back out there.Copy !req
485. - I'm so sorry
I bailed on you guys.Copy !req
486. But I can't go back out there.Copy !req
487. They hate me.
- It's okay, man.Copy !req
488. You got to go
back out there, though...Copy !req
489. with us.Copy !req
490. - Whoo!
- Whoo!Copy !req
491. - Whoo!
- Thank you!Copy !req
492. - Thank you!
Thank you!Copy !req
493. - Thanks.
- Heads up.Copy !req
494. - I appreciate it.
Thank you very much, guys.Copy !req
495. - Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
496. - Ooh, I think it's safe to sayCopy !req
497. you guys murdered it in there.Copy !req
498. - Yeah, I like your passion,Copy !req
499. but an overall note:Copy !req
500. maybe just do it better
for me next time, okay?Copy !req
501. - Okay.
- I'm sorry. You know what?Copy !req
502. I've been so critical lately.
I got to chill.Copy !req
503. - Dude, forget it.
This guy got a trophy.Copy !req
504. We're all good.Copy !req
505. - Hey, I'm sorry
all my awesome musclesCopy !req
506. got in the way
of our friendship for a while.Copy !req
507. I'm not gonna let it
happen again.Copy !req
508. You hear that?Copy !req
509. - I'm just happy to be
a part of it, finally.Copy !req
510. - No, Karl, you're out.Copy !req
511. He's in. You're out.
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
512. - Makes sense.
- Sorry, Karl.Copy !req
513. - Oh, here comes Sharon.Copy !req
514. - Hop on, monkey.Copy !req
515. - You missed the most important
moment of my life.Copy !req
516. - Come on, babe.
Get on the bike.Copy !req
517. I've got a plane waiting for us.Copy !req
518. We're going to Iowa
to fuck in the mud.Copy !req
519. Hmm?Copy !req
520. - It's okay.Copy !req
521. You want a life with Sharon,Copy !req
522. we support you.Copy !req
523. - Yeah.
Go for it, man.Copy !req
524. She's hot.
I jerked it to her last night.Copy !req
525. You were great, by the way.
- Always am.Copy !req
526. - Sharon, I'd love to go
to the East Coast with you.Copy !req
527. I really would, but...Copy !req
528. I'm not gonna get on that bike.Copy !req
529. We're through.Copy !req
530. - Fine. You're up.
Come on, dude.Copy !req
531. - Me?
- Yeah.Copy !req
532. - Whoo! Let's roll!Copy !req
533. Sayonara, boys.Copy !req
534. - Ooh, uh, you smell
like water trash.Copy !req
535. I've changed my mind.
Get off.Copy !req
536. - Fine.
- Sorry, just...Copy !req
537. - Makes sense.Copy !req
538. - Jesus.Copy !req
539. - Sharon, I hated
chindoing you anyways!Copy !req
540. It was weird!Copy !req
541. It's chindo.Copy !req
542. It's, like, a thing
that you strap on to your-Copy !req
543. - Hey, man,Copy !req
544. if you don't want to tell us,
you don't have to.Copy !req
545. We'll just Google it later.Copy !req
546. - Times of friendship.Copy !req
547. You guys are my best friends.
- Forever.Copy !req
548. " Uhh!Copy !req
549. - Ah, dude, Ders,
you got a boner.Copy !req
550. - Ohh!
- So do I.Copy !req
551. - Sorry, GUYS-Copy !req
552. - Nice!Copy !req