1. - THERE'S DEFINITELY
SOMETHING IN THERE.Copy !req
2. - OKAY, JUST TELL
ME WHAT HAPPENED.Copy !req
3. - WELL, I WAS WATCHING HELL
DATE AS USUAL LAST NIGHT,Copy !req
4. AND I WAS EATING PRETZEL
RODS, AND I PASSED OUT.Copy !req
5. SO I THINK I, LIKE,
ROLLED ON ONECopy !req
6. AND IT BROKE OFF IN
MY EAR OR SOMETHING.Copy !req
7. - MAYBE I'VE JUST BEEN PUNCHING
YOU IN YOUR SLEEP, DUDE.Copy !req
8. DID YOU THINK ABOUT THAT MAYBE?Copy !req
9. - THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.Copy !req
10. - OH, IT MAKES MORE SENSE
THAN YOU EVEN KNOW, ANDERS.Copy !req
11. - WELL, SO HAVE YOU THEN?Copy !req
12. - OKAY.
- MAYBE.Copy !req
13. - ALL RIGHT, JUST STAY STILL,Copy !req
14. BECAUSE I DEFINITELY
SEE SOMETHING IN THERE.Copy !req
15. - WELL, GET IT OUT!
- OKAY, OKAY.Copy !req
16. JUST TAKE SOME DEEP BREATHS.Copy !req
17. ADAM, CAN YOU HAND ME
THOSE TWEEZERS, PLEASE?Copy !req
18. - WHAT DO YOU NEED
TWEEZERS FOR, MAN? JUST...Copy !req
19. - TWEEZE ME.
- THANK YOU.Copy !req
20. ALL RIGHT NOW, JUST HOLD STILL.Copy !req
21. I DON'T WANNA
RUPTURE ANY VESSELS.Copy !req
22. - WHAT?Copy !req
23. OH, SWEET JESUS.Copy !req
24. - WHAT? WHAT IS IT?Copy !req
25. WHAT'S IN THERE?Copy !req
26. WHAT IS IT? WHAT? WHAT IS IT?Copy !req
27. - IT'S A BABY COCKROACH!Copy !req
28. - NO, SIR, IT'S NOT
JUST A WASHCLOTH.Copy !req
29. THIS ZIPS INTO
YOUR UTILITY BELT.Copy !req
30. AND IF YOU'RE ON A BOAT, IT
GOES OVERBOARD, IT FLOATS.Copy !req
31. I KNOW YOU'RE NOT A CHILD, SIR.Copy !req
32. WELL, MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T
BE DOING BUSINESS.Copy !req
33. WELL, THAT'S FINE. FINE.Copy !req
34. NO, OKAY, WELL, I GUESS
WE'RE NOT DOING BUSINESS.Copy !req
35. - CHECK OUT OUR HOUSE,Copy !req
36. IT LOOKS LIKE A
TOTAL CIRCUS TENT.Copy !req
37. - UGH.Copy !req
38. THAT LOOKS LIKE A
POISONOUS DEATH TRAP, DUDE.Copy !req
39. - HOW'S THAT?
- IF I WERE A KID,Copy !req
40. THAT'S EXACTLY
WHERE I WOULD HIDE.Copy !req
41. INSTEAD OF, LIKE, MAKING
AWESOME CIRCUS TENTSCopy !req
42. THAT KIDS WANNA HIDE IN,Copy !req
43. THEY SHOULD JUST WRITE
"HOMEWORK STORE" ON IT,Copy !req
44. OR "HOMEWORK TOWN."Copy !req
45. KIDS DON'T WANNA GO
TO HOMEWORK TOWN.Copy !req
46. DEAD KID PROBLEM SOLVED.Copy !req
47. - YEAH, OR THEN WE'D HAVE
SOME DEAD, REALLY SMART KIDS.Copy !req
48. - WELL, MAYBE IF YOU GUYS
DIDN'T TREAT OUR HOUSECopy !req
49. LIKE THE PISS DITCH
AT BURNING MAN,Copy !req
50. WE WOULDN'T HAVE
TO GET IT FUMIGATED.Copy !req
51. - DERS. YOU'RE
THE BEDTIME MANIACCopy !req
52. WHO PASSES OUT WITH PRETZELSCopy !req
53. AND WAKES UP WITH
LITTLE BRAIN BUGS.Copy !req
54. - NEVERTHELESS...Copy !req
55. WE HAVE NOWHERE TO
SLEEP FOR THREE DAYS.Copy !req
56. - COME ON, GUYS,
THIS IS OUR CHANCECopy !req
57. TO TAKE THAT CAMPING TRIP
WE'VE NEVER TALKED ABOUT.Copy !req
58. - YEAH, LET'S BUCKLE UP FOR
SOME HIGH-SPEED BRO BONDAGE.Copy !req
59. - YEAH, IT'S FREE, IT'S FUN,Copy !req
60. AND YOU JUST MIGHT
LEARN SOMETHING.Copy !req
61. - EXCUSE ME, COULD
YOU MOVE THIS BOXCopy !req
62. SO I CAN GET TO THE OUTLET?Copy !req
63. - NO PROB, BOB.Copy !req
64. - IT'S BRET.Copy !req
65. - NO SWEAT, BRET.Copy !req
66. - WHOA.
- WHOA!Copy !req
67. - LOOK AT THIS.Copy !req
68. FINALLY FOUND A T-SHIRT
THAT'S GONNA HOUSECopy !req
69. THOSE BODACIOUS "C"
CUPS OF YOURS, DERS.Copy !req
70. COME ON, GIVE ME A
LITTLE SHAKE, BABY.Copy !req
71. COME ON, MAMA. SHAKE IT FOR US.Copy !req
72. YEAH!
- SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE IT.Copy !req
73. - YEAH.
- HOW DOES HE DO THAT?Copy !req
74. - UH, MAGNIFICENT.
- WHOO, WHOO!Copy !req
75. - AND LET'S GIVE
ONE TO BRET HERE.Copy !req
76. IT'S A PARTING GIFT.
THANKS, BUDDY.Copy !req
77. - THANK YOU.
- YOU EARNED IT.Copy !req
78. - OH, THAT'S HOW
IT'S GONNA BE, HUH?Copy !req
79. THIS NERD SHOW UP FOR
ONE DAY TO DO MY JOB,Copy !req
80. I'M HERE EVERY DAY...Copy !req
81. Y'ALL NEVER GAVE ME A T-SHIRT.Copy !req
82. - MONTEZ, THAT'S BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT AN I.T. GUY.Copy !req
83. - OKAY, I'M NOT AN I.T. GUY.Copy !req
84. ALL RIGHT, WHO TOOK THAT
PORNADO OFF HIS COMPUTER? HMM?Copy !req
85. WHO SENT Y'ALL ALL
THEM DOPE WEB VIDEOS?Copy !req
86. REMEMBER THAT
CHOCOLATE RAIN, HUH?Copy !req
87. WHAT ABOUT THAT GIFCopy !req
88. WHERE THE PENGUIN
FELL THROUGH THE ICE?Copy !req
89. - YEAH.
- REMEMBER THAT ONE?Copy !req
90. AND THAT LEROY JENKINS JOINT?Copy !req
91. THAT WAS NEXT LEVEL.
- YEAH, THAT WAS GOOD.Copy !req
92. BUT IT CAME OUT,
LIKE, FIVE YEARS AGO.Copy !req
93. - YOU DON'T RESPECT
THE CLASSICS.Copy !req
94. WHAT'S NEXT, HE GONNA
BUTTFUCK MOZART?Copy !req
95. - EW.
- HERE YOU GO.Copy !req
96. - I APPRECIATE IT.Copy !req
97. WAYMOND, LOOK WHAT THEY GAVE ME.Copy !req
98. NUH, AH! THAT'S NOT
FOR YOU. COME ON.Copy !req
99. YOU ALWAYS TRYING TO
GET STUFF THAT'S NOT YOURS.Copy !req
100. - THAT WAS NICE OF YOU.
- THANKS, BUDDY.Copy !req
101. - GOOD JOB.
- OH!Copy !req
102. - YOU OKAY?Copy !req
103. HERE, SPIT IT OUT.Copy !req
104. - ARE YOU READY TO GO
CAMPING TONIGHT, BROTHER?Copy !req
105. - ROGER THAT, RANGER
RICK. WE ARE ALL SET.Copy !req
106. GOT THOSE SHROOMS FROM KARL
THAT HE BROUGHT FROM CHICO.Copy !req
107. I'M TALKING BRAIN MELTER.Copy !req
108. - I DON'T EVEN KNOW
IF I WANNA DO ANY.Copy !req
109. - WHAT?
- I'M SCARED.Copy !req
110. YOU KNOW WHAT, I'LL DO A COUPLE.Copy !req
111. - HA HA! THAT'S MY GUY.Copy !req
112. - ONE OR TWO. NOT
TOO MANY, THOUGH.Copy !req
113. I WANNA BE APPROPRIATE
WITH THOSE, FOR SURE.Copy !req
114. - WANNA DO SOME RIGHT NOW?
- HEY.Copy !req
115. - HEY, DICKHOLES.
- ALICE, HEY.Copy !req
116. - SO I DON'T KNOW IF
YOU'VE HEARD THIS OR NOT,Copy !req
117. BUT THERE'S BEEN A
SERIES OF BURGLARIESCopy !req
118. IN CARS IN THE AREA.Copy !req
119. ANYWAY, WE'RE GONNA
BE BEEFING UP SECURITY,Copy !req
120. SO I JUST WANTED TO
LET YOU KNOW THAT.Copy !req
121. - I HOPE THEY DON'T PUT
ANY LANGUAGE ALARMS IN,Copy !req
122. BECAUSE YOU CUSS A LOT.Copy !req
123. - YOU WON'T NEED TOO
MUCH EXTRA SECURITY,Copy !req
124. BECAUSE WE'VE ALREADY GOT
SIRS VEIGH AND LANCE RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
125. SIRS VEIGHLANCE, VEY.Copy !req
126. - WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?Copy !req
127. - ANYWAYS, I COULD WALK
YOU TO YOUR CAR TONIGHTCopy !req
128. IF YOU WERE WORRIED
ABOUT THE BURGLARS.Copy !req
129. - WOW. ADAM, THAT WOULD BE...Copy !req
130. ACTUALLY, THAT
WOULD BE REALLY GREAT.Copy !req
131. - REALLY?Copy !req
132. - NO, YOU FUCKHEAD.
OF COURSE NOT.Copy !req
133. AH.Copy !req
134. - YOU THINK WALKING TO MY CARCopy !req
135. WITH A FOUR-FOOT 12-YEAR-OLDCopy !req
136. IS REALLY GONNA SPOOK
AWAY ANY BAD GUYS?Copy !req
137. I DON'T THINK SO.
- FOUR-FOOT-TALL 12-YEAR-OLD...Copy !req
138. I CAN BENCH PRESS
220, SO WHATEVER.Copy !req
139. - JUST SHUT UP, ADAM.
- RIGHT ON.Copy !req
140. - HEY.Copy !req
141. - BUT IT TURNS OUT THE
WHOLE ENTIRE CAMP...Copy !req
142. WAS HAUNTED.Copy !req
143. OH. THAT WAS SCARY!Copy !req
144. BRO, YOU TOTALLY JUST
M. MIKE SALOMON-ED ME.Copy !req
145. - M. MIKE. NOW HE'S
A REAL STORYTELLER.Copy !req
146. - DUDE, TELL THAT STORY AGAIN.Copy !req
147. BUT THIS TIME...Copy !req
148. ON SHROOMS.Copy !req
149. - OOH. OKEYDOKE.Copy !req
150. - PLEASE DON'T, I DON'T
NEED TO HEAR ABOUTCopy !req
151. HOW SOME GUY IS GETTING
RAPED WITH A BUZZ SAW AGAIN.Copy !req
152. - UH, IT WAS A CHAINSAW, DERS.Copy !req
153. HOW'S A GHOST GONNA RAPE
SOMEONE WITH A BUZZ SAW?Copy !req
154. IDIOT.
- EITHER WAY,Copy !req
155. COME GET SOME OF
KARL'S GRODY TOADSTOOLS.Copy !req
156. - YUM.
- MMM.Copy !req
157. - MMM.
- MMM.Copy !req
158. - DERS, YOU WANT IN ON THIS?Copy !req
159. - I THINK DERS SHOULD
MAYBE TAKE A LITTLE NAPAROO.Copy !req
160. - LET US WOLVES HOWL
AT THE MOON LIKE WE DO.Copy !req
161. OW!Copy !req
162. I'M A COYOTE WITH SUNGLASSES.Copy !req
163. - YEAH, YOU ARE. WOOF.Copy !req
164. - OKAY, FIRST OF ALL, DICKHEADS,Copy !req
165. I'M NOT GOING TO BED. IT'S 7:45.Copy !req
166. AND SECONDLY WHY
DO YOU THINK I WOULDCopy !req
167. LET YOU DRINK ALL MY KAHLUACopy !req
168. AND NOT EXPECT ME TO WANTCopy !req
169. SOME OF YOUR DRUG
STUFF IN RETURN?Copy !req
170. - THIS WILL MAKE YOUR
BRAIN GO ALL LIKE...Copy !req
171. AND YOU CAN'T HANDLE THAT.Copy !req
172. - ADAM, I CAN DO A DRUG, OKAY?Copy !req
173. I CAN DROP SHROOMS.Copy !req
174. PLUS, I DON'T WANNA
BABYSIT YOU GUYS ALL NIGHT.Copy !req
175. - HEY, ADAM...
DERS CAN HAVE ONE.Copy !req
176. A LITTLE DOGGY, A LITTLE PUP.Copy !req
177. BUT HEY, DON'T
YOU FLIP OUT ON ME.Copy !req
178. I DON'T WANT YOU JUST
THROWING BOWS, OKAY?Copy !req
179. GOTTA BE COOL.Copy !req
180. - BLAKE, I'M A PRETTY COOL GUY.Copy !req
181. GET WITH THE SHOWGRAM.Copy !req
182. - TO ME, THEY TASTE LIKE
CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH.Copy !req
183. MINUS THE CINNAMON.Copy !req
184. AND THE CRUNCH AS WELL.Copy !req
185. - OH, MY GOD, YOU
GUYS DO THESE A LOT?Copy !req
186. 'CAUSE THEY'RE GROSS.Copy !req
187. IT TASTES LIKE WHAT I THINKCopy !req
188. RUMPELSTILTSKIN
MIGHT TASTE LIKE.Copy !req
189. - THEY'RE GOOD, RIGHT?
- OH, YEAH.Copy !req
190. - DO YOUR LEGS
FEEL LIKE PUDDINGS?Copy !req
191. - SWIMMING IN THE
SWIMMING POOL OF LIFE.Copy !req
192. - IMAGINE THIS IS THE NUCLEUS,Copy !req
193. AND WE'RE ALL LITTLE NEURONS.Copy !req
194. - ARE WE IN THE LIGHTHOUSE?Copy !req
195. - WILL YOU TAKE THIS
WORLD BY STORM?Copy !req
196. OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!Copy !req
197. - THIS ONE GOES OUT TO THE
LATE, GREAT JOHN CANDY, MON!Copy !req
198. - WE ARE THE BOBSLED TEAM.Copy !req
199. - MA MA SE, MA MA SA, MA COO SA.Copy !req
200. - AM I TRIPPING, OR DID I JUST
SEE TWO DUDES IN THERE?Copy !req
201. - WE'VE GOT COMPANY.Copy !req
202. - TAKE IT. GET IT,
GET IT, GET IT, GET IT.Copy !req
203. - OW, WHO IS THAT? ADAM?
- THAT'S OKAY.Copy !req
204. - GO, GO, GO.
- LET IT DOWN EASY.Copy !req
205. LET HER DOWN EASY.
- SHH, QUIET.Copy !req
206. - THERE ARE ACTUAL
ROBBERS HERE RIGHT NOW!Copy !req
207. IS ANYONE GONNA
HELP ME DEFLATE THIS?Copy !req
208. - OH, SO NOW YOU WANNA GO
ON A MAGIC CARPET RIDE, HUH?Copy !req
209. - I JUST WANNA HAVE A
PLAN TO GET OUT OF HERE.Copy !req
210. - WE COULD START ROBBING
THE PLACE OURSELVES,Copy !req
211. AND THEN WHEN WE SEE THE
BURGLARS WE CAN BE LIKE,Copy !req
212. "WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE?
YOU GUYS ARE BURGLARING THIS?Copy !req
213. I THOUGHT WE HAD THIS TODAY."Copy !req
214. - ARE YOU INSANE?
I'M CALLING THE COPS.Copy !req
215. - UGH. GET OVER YOURSELF.Copy !req
216. - WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
217. - OKAY, NO. ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
218. BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SURECopy !req
219. WE HAVE BROKEN MORE
LAWS THAN THE BURGLARS.Copy !req
220. WE'RE TRESPASSING,
I DID SOME THINGSCopy !req
221. IN THE GIRLS BATHROOM
I SHOULDN'T TALK ABOUT,Copy !req
222. AND WE HAVE A TON OF DRUGS.Copy !req
223. - DO WE? I CAN TAKE
CARE OF THAT FOR US.Copy !req
224. TEAMWORK FOR MY FRIENDS.Copy !req
225. - OKAY, IS THAT THE SMARTEST
THING TO DO RIGHT NOW?Copy !req
226. GET MORE SHROOMED OUT?
- MM-HMM.Copy !req
227. DERS, THIS IS OUR NIGHT
AT THE MUSEUM, OKAY?Copy !req
228. AND THIS EXHIBIT,
HE'S COMING TO LIFE.Copy !req
229. - HOW MANY SHROOMS
HAVE YOU DROPPED?Copy !req
230. - A LOT.
- HOW MANY?Copy !req
231. HOW MANY SHROOMS
HAVE YOU DROPPED?Copy !req
232. HOW MANY SHROOMS
HAVE YOU DROPPED?Copy !req
233. - A LOT.
- HEY, I'VE GOT IT.Copy !req
234. IT'S SO OBVIOUS, IT'S SO SIMPLE,Copy !req
235. THEY'LL NEVER SEE IT COMING.Copy !req
236. LET'S WALK RIGHT
OUT THE FRONT DOOR.Copy !req
237. - BLAKE!Copy !req
238. YOU'RE THE SMARTEST GUY I KNOW.Copy !req
239. YOU'RE LIKE BO JACKSON.
- ADAM...Copy !req
240. INSIDE VOICES.Copy !req
241. - OH, MY GOD, WE'RE DEAD.
WE'RE DEAD, WE'RE DEAD.Copy !req
242. - WE'RE NOT GONNA
GET MURDERED, DERS.Copy !req
243. WE'RE NOT GONNA GET
STABBED REPEATEDLYCopy !req
244. IN THE FACE AND BODY,
AND LEFT FOR DEAD.Copy !req
245. - ADAM, THE ENTIRE
BUILDING IS LOCKED DOWN.Copy !req
246. THE FRONT DOOR'S
THE ONLY WAY OUT.Copy !req
247. I THINK ONE OF THOSE GUYS
HAD A GUN ON HIS PERSON.Copy !req
248. - NO, THAT'S IT. IT'S SO
OBVIOUS, IT'S SO SIMPLE.Copy !req
249. THEY'LL NEVER SEE IT COMING.Copy !req
250. WE GO THROUGH THE BIGGEST
FRONT DOOR OF THEM ALL...Copy !req
251. THE ROOF.Copy !req
252. LET'S GO.Copy !req
253. SHH.Copy !req
254. - OKAY, COOL, WHERE'S
THE FIRE ESCAPE?Copy !req
255. - WELL, THERE IS NO FIRE ESCAPE,Copy !req
256. BUT MAYBE YOU'VE HEARD
OF THE CLASSIC TALECopy !req
257. BY... WHO WROTE RAPUNZEL?Copy !req
258. - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
259. - WHATEVER, I'LL JUMP.
I DON'T CARE, DUDE.Copy !req
260. - PLEASE DO.
- NO, NO, I'M SERIOUS.Copy !req
261. LIKE, WE SHOULD PONYTAIL
OUR CLOTHES TOGETHER,Copy !req
262. AND RAPUNZEL DOWN.Copy !req
263. - YOU MEAN RAPPEL.
- NO, RAPUNZEL.Copy !req
264. ACTUALLY, CURIOUSLY,Copy !req
265. THAT'S WHERE THE WORD
"RAPPEL" COMES FROM.Copy !req
266. "RAPUNZEL."
- NO, IT'S NOT.Copy !req
267. BUT THAT'S NOT
A BAD IDEA; I'M IN.Copy !req
268. - OKAY.Copy !req
269. - ARE YOU GUYS COLD?Copy !req
270. WHAT? THEY'RE SPANX, ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
271. HAVEN'T BEEN TO
THE GYM A LOT LATELYCopy !req
272. AND THEY KEEP ME TIGHT.
- IS THAT WHY YOU'RE FLEXING?Copy !req
273. - I'M NOT FLEXING
RIGHT NOW, DUDE.Copy !req
274. ARE YOU FLEXING?
- DEFINITELY NOT FLEXING.Copy !req
275. - YOU'RE FLEXING FOR SURE.
- NO, YOU'RE FLEXING.Copy !req
276. - YOU'RE FLEXING, DUDE.
- I'M NOT FLEXING RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
277. - I'M A STRESS EATER.Copy !req
278. AND I'VE BEEN
EATING A LOT LATELY,Copy !req
279. SO I NEED SPANX.
- OKAY, YES.Copy !req
280. - ARE YOU OKAY WITH THAT?Copy !req
281. - YOU'RE STRESS EATING
SOME HIGH-CLASS BOOMERS.Copy !req
282. I NEED YOU FOCUSED.Copy !req
283. - FINE, I'M THE BEST
THROWER ANYWAY.Copy !req
284. - NO, NO, NO, NO.
DON'T, DON'T, DON'T!Copy !req
285. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- STOP!Copy !req
286. STOP! STOP, STOP!Copy !req
287. STOP IT, ADAM! STOP!Copy !req
288. STO... YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!Copy !req
289. - WE START BRINGING
GUNS TO WORK, MAN.Copy !req
290. THEN WE WOULDN'T HAVE
THIS ISSUE, LIKE, EVER.Copy !req
291. WE WOULD JUST BE LIKE,
"YOU'RE ROBBING US?"Copy !req
292. - YEAH, ABSOLUTELY.Copy !req
293. GUNS ARE AT LEAST
TWO-HANDED SWORDS.Copy !req
294. - SWORD? CUT ME, BRO.Copy !req
295. CUT ME... BRO.Copy !req
296. - SHUT UP.Copy !req
297. ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME KILLED?Copy !req
298. - ARE YOU FLEXING AGAIN?
- NO.Copy !req
299. - YOU LOOK LIKE YOU ARE.Copy !req
300. - I'M NOT FLEXING
RIGHT NOW, YOU ARE.Copy !req
301. - YEAH, I ALWAYS AM.Copy !req
302. AND YOU NEED TO TAKE
SOME TIME OUT OF YOUR DAYCopy !req
303. AND WORK ON YOUR BODY,Copy !req
304. 'CAUSE IT'S AN
EMBARRASSMENT, BRO.Copy !req
305. - COME ON, LET'S GO. WE'RE
NOT SAFE HERE ANYMORE.Copy !req
306. - WHOA. I JUST GOT
AN AWESOME IDEA.Copy !req
307. - STOP IT.Copy !req
308. THOSE SHROOMS YOU MADE ME TAKECopy !req
309. ARE MAKING ME
SICK TO MY STOMACH.Copy !req
310. - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, BROTHER.Copy !req
311. THOSE SHROOMS
WERE ALL YOU, BUDDY.Copy !req
312. - DERS, SUCCUMBING
TO PEER PRESSURE.Copy !req
313. WHAT'S NEW, DERS?
- I DON'T DO THAT.Copy !req
314. - WHAT'S NEW, DERS?
- WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE.Copy !req
315. WE HAVE TO GO!
- CAN FLY IN THIS THING.Copy !req
316. - ADAM, YOU CAN'T FLY.
- I'M LIKE ONE OFCopy !req
317. THOSE DRAGONS FROM
AVATAR, REMEMBER?Copy !req
318. THEY FLEW ON THEM.
THEY WERE LIKE...Copy !req
319. - ADAM, STOP.Copy !req
320. ADAM, I CANNOT
HANDLE THIS ANY MORE.Copy !req
321. I'M GONNA GO WAIT
IN THE BATHROOM.Copy !req
322. STOP IT. I'M GOING
TO THE BATHROOM.Copy !req
323. - BYE-BYE. T-T-Y-L.Copy !req
324. LOL. JK.
- GIVE ME THE STAPLER.Copy !req
325. NOT ABOUT TO BE THE
ONLY GUY WITHOUT IT.Copy !req
326. - HOW MANY?
- TWO.Copy !req
327. THERE YOU GO
AGAIN, OVERACHIEVING.Copy !req
328. MISS YOU, DUDE.Copy !req
329. - AHH.Copy !req
330. OH, MAN, THAT'S COOL-LOOKING.Copy !req
331. GOD DAMN IT.Copy !req
332. - I GOT YOU, BABY.Copy !req
333. - WHOA.Copy !req
334. DUDE, HE JUST SENT
ME A PICTURE OF A KNIFE.Copy !req
335. I THINK HE MIGHT
REALLY BE IN TROUBLE.Copy !req
336. - OH, MY GOD, A
PHOTO OF A KNIFE?Copy !req
337. TERRIFYING.Copy !req
338. I'VE GOT ABOUT TWO
MORE HOURS ON THISCopy !req
339. AND THEN WE'LL GET TO GO HOME.Copy !req
340. OKAY? BELIEVE IN ME.Copy !req
341. - ADAM, YOU KNOW OUR MOTTO.Copy !req
342. NO DERS LEFT BEHIND.Copy !req
343. - THE THING ABOUT DERS IS...Copy !req
344. HE'S SUPPOSED TO DIE TONIGHT.Copy !req
345. I'M ON A REAL SPIRITUAL
HIGH RIGHT NOW, BROTHER.Copy !req
346. REAL HIGH.Copy !req
347. IT'S THE PROPHECY.Copy !req
348. IT WAS FORETOLD, LIKE, A
1,000 YEARS BEFORE DINOSAURS.Copy !req
349. - AND AS COOL AS THAT SOUNDS,Copy !req
350. HOW AWESOME WOULD IT
BE TO DENY THE PROPHECY?Copy !req
351. - LET'S DO IT FOR THE DINOSAURS.Copy !req
352. - WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?Copy !req
353. - I THINK THAT MEANS
LET'S GO SAVE DERS.Copy !req
354. - ALL RIGHT.
- OKAY.Copy !req
355. - WELL, WELL, WELL.Copy !req
356. THE SERVER ROOM. WHAT
ARE THESE GUYS UP TO?Copy !req
357. - JACKPOT.Copy !req
358. - THIS IS BIGGER
THAN WE THOUGHT.Copy !req
359. NO, PLEASE DON'T CUT ME.Copy !req
360. YOU CAME BACK.Copy !req
361. I ALMOST JUST KILLED YOU.Copy !req
362. - ARE YOU OKAY?Copy !req
363. - I'VE BEEN NOTHING BUT WORRIED.Copy !req
364. - I SHOULDN'T HAVE
LEFT YOU GUYS.Copy !req
365. YOU GUYS ARE MY ROCKS.Copy !req
366. THANK YOU.Copy !req
367. LOOK, WE ARE NOT SAFE HERE.Copy !req
368. - NO ONE'S SAFE.Copy !req
369. THEY GOT IN THE SERVER ROOM,
HACKED INTO THE NETWORKS.Copy !req
370. - I KNOW I'M REALLY
HIGH RIGHT NOW, GUYS,Copy !req
371. BUT I DON'T THINK
I'M EXAGGERATINGCopy !req
372. WHEN I SAY THIS GOES ALL THE
WAY UP TO THE VICE PRESIDENTCopy !req
373. OF THE CONTINENTAL
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.Copy !req
374. - BIDEN.Copy !req
375. HOW ARE WE GONNA
GET OUT OF HERE?Copy !req
376. - WE AREN'T.Copy !req
377. WE'VE GOTTA STAND
UP FOR JUSTICE.Copy !req
378. WE'RE GONNA PROTECT WHAT'S OURSCopy !req
379. AND TAKE BACK WHAT WE NEVER HAD,Copy !req
380. BECAUSE IF THE HISTORY
CHANNEL TAUGHT US ANYTHINGCopy !req
381. BESIDES THE CULTURE
OF ICE ROAD TRUCKING,Copy !req
382. IT'S THAT HISTORY DEFINES
MEN BY MOMENTS AND SHIT.Copy !req
383. AND GENTLEDUDES,
THIS IS OUR MOMENT.Copy !req
384. BECAUSE IF WE DON'T LEARN
FROM HISTORY CHANNEL...Copy !req
385. WE'RE DOOMED TO
REPEAT HISTORY CHANNEL.Copy !req
386. - LET'S GO KILL THESE DUDES.Copy !req
387. - I DIDN'T CRY FOR NO REASON.Copy !req
388. - OKAY, SO WHAT'RE
WE LOOKING AT HERE?Copy !req
389. - THIS IS THE BURGLAR BUSTER.Copy !req
390. IT'S BASICALLY THE ELIMINATOR
FROM AMERICAN GLADIATORS,Copy !req
391. MIXED WITH ALL THE COOL
LASER PARTS FROM ENTRAPMENT...Copy !req
392. YOU KNOW, THE CATHERINE
ZETA-JONES VEHICLE.Copy !req
393. - YEAH, IT'S A CLASSIC.Copy !req
394. BUT HOW DO WE KNOW
THIS IS GOING TO WORK?Copy !req
395. - BECAUSE IT WAS
DESIGNED BY THE BEST.Copy !req
396. - I'LL GET ON THE P.A.
TO GET THEIR ATTENTION,Copy !req
397. THEN USING ADAM AS BAIT,Copy !req
398. WE LURE THEM
THROUGH OUR GAUNTLET.Copy !req
399. FIRST UP, THE LAZER JUNGLE.Copy !req
400. - WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO DO?Copy !req
401. - PHYSICALLY? NOTHING.Copy !req
402. BUT MENTALLY...
TOTAL DESTRUCTION.Copy !req
403. - OOH, I LIKE THAT.Copy !req
404. - THEN ADAM TRIGGERS THE
WATER JUG PENDULUMS OF DEATH,Copy !req
405. DRIVING THEM INTO...Copy !req
406. OUR ETHER-NET.Copy !req
407. WHICH, YOU GUESSED IT, IS
A NET OF ETHERNET CABLES.Copy !req
408. AND IF THESE GUYS HAPPEN
TO BE SUPER-SHREDDER STATUSCopy !req
409. AND GET THROUGH ALL OF THAT,Copy !req
410. THEN I'LL BE THERE WITH
OUR LAST LINE OF DEFENSE...Copy !req
411. JUST PLAIN OLD
SHARPENED BROOMSTICKS.Copy !req
412. JUST LIKE THAT
SCENE IN BRAVEHEART.Copy !req
413. - ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO THIS.Copy !req
414. - WE'RE DOING IT.Copy !req
415. - WARNING.Copy !req
416. YOU HAVE ACTIVATED
THE LASER ALARM SYSTEM.Copy !req
417. THESE ARE NOT LASER POINTERS.Copy !req
418. THEY'RE REAL LASERS THAT
BURN THROUGH HUMAN FLESH.Copy !req
419. YOU'RE PROBABLY LIKE...
LASERS IN AN OFFICE BUIL...Copy !req
420. ANYWAYS, YOU SHOULD
BE REALLY FREAKED OUT.Copy !req
421. ADAM, THAT'S YOUR CUE.Copy !req
422. - LEROY JENKINS!Copy !req
423. - GOD DAMN IT, LEROY.Copy !req
424. - SORRY, I HAD TO DO IT.Copy !req
425. I'M KIND OF A MAVERICKCopy !req
426. AND I JUST DON'T GIVE
A SHOOT, YOU KNOW?Copy !req
427. YOU GUYS FEEL ME THOUGH, RIGHT?Copy !req
428. - I FEEL YOU. YOU'RE
LIKE MY NEW HERO.Copy !req
429. - MAYBE WE SHOULD TIE THEM UP.Copy !req
430. - OKAY.
- YEAH.Copy !req
431. - SO YOU THOUGHT YOU
COULD JUST COME IN HERECopy !req
432. AND THROW DOWN ON OUR TURF?Copy !req
433. ON OUR TURF? THAT'S
WHAT YOU THOUGHT?Copy !req
434. - I GUESS YOU GUYS
FORGOT TO EXPECTCopy !req
435. THE UNEXPECTED!Copy !req
436. - LIKE I SAID, I'M
WITH TECH SUPPORT.Copy !req
437. I MET YOU, LIKE, SIX HOURS AGO.Copy !req
438. THIS IS MY PART... THIS
IS MY PARTNER, COREY.Copy !req
439. - OH, VERY CLEVER.Copy !req
440. SO YOU COME IN DURING THE DAYCopy !req
441. HIDDEN IN PLAIN SIGHT
TO CASE THE JOINT.Copy !req
442. - YOU ARE NOT
GONNA GET THE CODES.Copy !req
443. BUT YOU WILL TELL US
WHAT JOE BIDEN'S AFTER.Copy !req
444. - WHAT DOES JOE BIDEN WANT?Copy !req
445. - PLEASE, JUST DON'T HURT US.Copy !req
446. US HURT YOU?Copy !req
447. THAT'S HILARIOUS,
WE'RE NOT THE ONESCopy !req
448. DROPPING KNIVES IN BATHROOMS.Copy !req
449. THAT'S RIGHT, I WAS IN
THERE WATCHING YOU.Copy !req
450. - I CARRY A KNIFE WITH ME
BECAUSE I WAS SEXUALLY ASSAULTEDCopy !req
451. IN A MALL FOOD
COURT LAST SPRING.Copy !req
452. SORRY I LIKE TO FEEL PROTECTED.Copy !req
453. - I'M SORRY.Copy !req
454. - WE'RE JUST HERE TO
REBOOT THE SYSTEM.Copy !req
455. WE CAN'T... WE CAN'T
DO IT DURING THE DAYCopy !req
456. WHEN THE SERVERS ARE IN USE.Copy !req
457. - RIGHT!
- YEAH.Copy !req
458. OKAY! LIKE I CAN'T TEST
YOUR LITTLE LIE, BUDDY?Copy !req
459. I CAN JUST OPEN UP A
PROGRAM RIGHT HERE...Copy !req
460. HOLY SHIT, THIS IS FAST.Copy !req
461. DID YOU INSTALL SNOW
LEOPARD FOR PC ON THIS?Copy !req
462. - NO WAY, LET ME SEE.
- THIS IS GOOD.Copy !req
463. - WOW, LOOK AT ALL THOSE TABS.Copy !req
464. - WAIT, ARE YOU PRINTING
AND WATCHING A VIDEO?Copy !req
465. - I DON'T KNOW WHAT
I'M DOING RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
466. UM, SO HEY, UM...Copy !req
467. OUR COLLECTIVE BAD.Copy !req
468. I COULD'VE SWORN YOU HAD A GUN.Copy !req
469. NOPE, THAT'S A PAGER.
YOU STILL GOT ONE OF THOSE.Copy !req
470. - THAT'S A COMMON MISTAKE.Copy !req
471. SO...Copy !req
472. DO YOU GUYS LIKE SHROOMS?Copy !req
473. YES, PLEASE.Copy !req
474. - NICE.Copy !req
475. - "A" MARK.Copy !req
476. - STOP! STOP!Copy !req
477. STOP! STOP!Copy !req
478. UGH!Copy !req
479. I COULDN'T EVENCopy !req
480. LOOK AT HIM.Copy !req
481. - GO TO CAMERA.Copy !req