1. - Oh, yeah, for sure, dude.
Everyone's gonna be there.Copy !req
2. Yeah, we went to Spencer's Gift
and, like, spent, like, $60.Copy !req
3. So we are set.
We've got lights.Copy !req
4. Bring whoever you want, man.
We don't care.Copy !req
5. We're inviting everybody.Copy !req
6. I'll talk to you late-ro.
Peace.Copy !req
7. - Big party 'tonight, huh?Copy !req
8. I guess my invitation
got lost in the mail.Copy !req
9. - Uh, you should stop by, dude.Copy !req
10. - Do you want me there or not?Copy !req
11. What is this?
This ain't Seinfeld.Copy !req
12. I don't just pop in.Copy !req
13. You know what?
Fuck y'all!Copy !req
14. Let me know when that antivirus
finish scanning.Copy !req
15. Should be like 20 minutes.Copy !req
16. - You guys ready to get weird
tonight or what?Copy !req
17. - Fur sure.Copy !req
18. - Ho-ho!
Lookin' straight grizzly.Copy !req
19. - Bitch better have my honey!Copy !req
20. - Oh. Ooh. Bear puns.
I like those.Copy !req
21. - Dude, I can't believe
you spentCopy !req
22. your entire paycheck
on that jacket.Copy !req
23. - Well, I didn't spend
my entire paycheck.Copy !req
24. I made $350, and Karl gave me
a deal on the coat.Copy !req
25. $345.Copy !req
26. - That's good.
That's a good deal.Copy !req
27. - So you saved 5 bucks.
Way to go.Copy !req
28. - Well, I invested my savings
in a little bottle of Ipecac.Copy !req
29. It's the stuff
that makes you barf.Copy !req
30. - Smart move.Copy !req
31. - Basically
a get-out-of-work-free pass.Copy !req
32. - Yeah, it makes you barf, dude,Copy !req
33. 'cause nothing makes me barf.Copy !req
34. It's weird.
I've got a stomach of steel.Copy !req
35. - Adam, scientists
developed that.Copy !req
36. It would make you vomit.Copy !req
37. - Because scientists made this.
- Yeah.Copy !req
38. - Who believes
in scientists, dude?Copy !req
39. Let me give this
a little testeroo.Copy !req
40. Hmm.
That's weird.Copy !req
41. Definitely don't feel
like barfing right now.Copy !req
42. Oh, wait. Ugh!
No, I'm barfing.Copy !req
43. Ugh! I'm barfing right now.
I'm not barfing.Copy !req
44. - Okay.
- Wait. I'm barfing.Copy !req
45. Ugh!
I'm barfing.Copy !req
46. Those scientists better check
their hypotenuses, dude.Copy !req
47. Oh, God.Copy !req
48. - Sorry, bro.Copy !req
49. - Reading has never came easy
for me so...Copy !req
50. - That doesn't matter.
- Whoa.Copy !req
51. - I need your help, guys.Copy !req
52. - Dude, if you are too drunk
to get your shirt back on-Copy !req
53. - Stop it, dude.
We were having an ab contest.Copy !req
54. And I won.Copy !req
55. - Obviously.Copy !req
56. - Chelsea Neiderdeppy's here,
okay?Copy !req
57. And I invite her
to all the parties that we throwCopy !req
58. but she never comes.Copy !req
59. And she came tonight.Copy !req
60. - Right. Awesome.Copy !req
61. Who is Kelsey Neider...Copy !req
62. - Chelsea Neiderdeppy, dude.
It's the third love of my life.Copy !req
63. - Third love.
- Yeah, third love, dude.Copy !req
64. You don't know third love?Copy !req
65. Think of it-it's like Shrek,
you know?Copy !req
66. The first two are cute
and funny,Copy !req
67. but this third one sucked dick.Copy !req
68. - Ha. Yours?
- No.Copy !req
69. Man! Let's do this
right now.Copy !req
70. Shortest to tallest.Copy !req
71. Make me look cool, please?Copy !req
72. - Course.
- Do my best.Copy !req
73. - All right.Copy !req
74. Who are those old dudes?Copy !req
75. - Can you touch your elbows
behind your back?Copy !req
76. - Sweetie, no.Copy !req
77. - Why don't you go get
1980s jock styleCopy !req
78. on those dudes, please?Copy !req
79. - All right.
- Thank you.Copy !req
80. - Ooh-hoe, Ders effect.Copy !req
81. - Can I help you?Copy !req
82. - Yeah, you can get me
another beer.Copy !req
83. - Ha-ha.
Actually, we can't,Copy !req
84. because we ran out of beers
ten minutes ago.Copy !req
85. So why don't you guys
tell that story Walken,Copy !req
86. Christopher.Copy !req
87. Ho ho ho ho!
Yeah. Slam.Copy !req
88. What's up, Chels?Copy !req
89. - FYI, jerk-off,
we lived in this houseCopy !req
90. from '88 to '92,Copy !req
91. so we've got
a lifetime party pass.Copy !req
92. You know the deal.
Beer it up.Copy !req
93. - All right, I don't think
you get it, grandpa.Copy !req
94. - No?
- I swam varsity in college.Copy !req
95. I went 20 point in the 50, okay?Copy !req
96. - Mm-hmm.
- I can fight without breathing.Copy !req
97. - Yeah, and I tried out for
the high school wrestling team.Copy !req
98. And guess what.
I almost made it too.Copy !req
99. But they said being a mascot
was more my skill set.Copy !req
100. Go, Patriots.
Right?Copy !req
101. - So when you guys are 69ing it,Copy !req
102. does Captain Caveman
crank it in the corner?Copy !req
103. - Oh, ho-ho-ho, okay.Copy !req
104. If we do this,
there's gonna be two hits.Copy !req
105. Me hitting you,Copy !req
106. and Kid Rock's Bawitdaba
playing in the background.Copy !req
107. Ders, you have that cued up,
right?Copy !req
108. - Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
109. - Clark, come on.
They want us to go.Copy !req
110. So we'll leave.Copy !req
111. All you got to do is make us.Copy !req
112. - Don't you think
we would've done thatCopy !req
113. if we could have?Copy !req
114. I would fight them, dude,Copy !req
115. but they've probably got
old man strength,Copy !req
116. and I can't handle that.Copy !req
117. Not now, I'm tipsy right now.Copy !req
118. - Dude, I said 20 point,
and they didn't even flinch.Copy !req
119. Phelps changed everything.Copy !req
120. - Dudes, we're being jerks.Copy !req
121. These are guests in our house.Copy !req
122. Maybe we should bring them
something to drink, huh?Copy !req
123. - Whoo!
Flyin' in.Copy !req
124. Drinks for the girls.Copy !req
125. - Whoo.
- Sorry about earlier.Copy !req
126. We really got off
to a rough start.Copy !req
127. - Yes, we did.Copy !req
128. And we think it's really coolCopy !req
129. that you guys used to live here.Copy !req
130. - Yeah.
- And, uh, this one's yours.Copy !req
131. - May our casa
always be your casa.Copy !req
132. - Yeah.Copy !req
133. - What do you say we guys,Copy !req
134. uh, do some Jägerbombs, huh?Copy !req
135. - Let's bomb this hospital!Copy !req
136. - Ah!
Wha-wha!Copy !req
137. - Ah.
Whoo!Copy !req
138. - You guys are-you guys
are all right.Copy !req
139. You guys are all right.Copy !req
140. - You're down.
You're down.Copy !req
141. Very down.
- Nice.Copy !req
142. - You guys feeling okay?
- What's wrong, guys?Copy !req
143. Maybe we should clear
a little path here.Copy !req
144. Whoa!Copy !req
145. - Clear a path. Clear a path.
It's about to get graphic.Copy !req
146. - And stay out!
- Oh, ho-ho-ho!Copy !req
147. - Yes.Copy !req
148. - So glad you guys
got rid of them.Copy !req
149. It was getting weird in here.Copy !req
150. - Yeah, those are the kind
of parties we like to throw,Copy !req
151. weird ones.Copy !req
152. Not like the lame onesCopy !req
153. when we were in high school
together, you know?Copy !req
154. - You went to my high school?
- Yeah.Copy !req
155. We were-we went-
we went to high school together.Copy !req
156. She's joking.
- Really?Copy !req
157. - We saw 2 Fast 2 Furious
together.Copy !req
158. I had that hilarious
seatbelt joke.Copy !req
159. There was, like, 30 of us.
I was like a row back.Copy !req
160. I had Milk Duds.
- I'm sorry. I don't remember.Copy !req
161. - The lights went down.Copy !req
162. I went, "Hey, Paul Walker,
click it or ticket!"Copy !req
163. - No, I mean,
I don't remember you.Copy !req
164. - We should go.
That's-that was-Copy !req
165. - No, no.
What?Copy !req
166. Don't.
You don't have to go.Copy !req
167. Let's talk, uh,
let's talk Clippers.Copy !req
168. - You're a fan?Copy !req
169. - Yeah, love
the whole Clip show.Copy !req
170. Got season tickets, so...Copy !req
171. - Really'?
- Yeah.Copy !req
172. - Are you going
to the game tomorrow?Copy !req
173. 'Cause, I mean, if you're not,Copy !req
174. we would love to buy
the tickets off of you.Copy !req
175. - Oh, no.
I'm going.Copy !req
176. We should all go as a-
as a team, as a squad.Copy !req
177. - Oh, we can take my Escalade.Copy !req
178. Everyone will fit in there.Copy !req
179. - You have an Escalade?Copy !req
180. Uh, ESV extended or EXT pickup?Copy !req
181. - Ooh, it's white
and really shiny.Copy !req
182. You should see it.Copy !req
183. - Oh, no, I've seen it.Copy !req
184. I've built it, like, 100 times
on the internet.Copy !req
185. - Oh, my God, this is gonna
work out perfect.Copy !req
186. So let's just go in my room,
grab some booze,Copy !req
187. and talk deets or whatnot.Copy !req
188. - Uh, I'm sorry, the puke
is kind of burning my eyes.Copy !req
189. Let's just-
let's talk tomorrow.Copy !req
190. - No doubt.
No doubt.Copy !req
191. And what beautiful eyes
they are to burn, milady.Copy !req
192. Hamlet.
It's page seven or eight.Copy !req
193. I'm not sure.
- Okay.Copy !req
194. - Yeah, no doubt.
All right. No doubt.Copy !req
195. No doubt. No doubt.
You want a coat?Copy !req
196. You need some help walking
to your car or what have you?Copy !req
197. - Thank you.
- Okay.Copy !req
198. - I'll see you.
- All right, see you later.Copy !req
199. Ho-ho!
- Boom, boom, boom, boom.Copy !req
200. What? What? What?Copy !req
201. - Is this real?
Is this real?Copy !req
202. - Oh, something stinks
in there, man.Copy !req
203. Gosh, we have to get tickets
to that Clippers game, man.Copy !req
204. You know who's gonna be there.Copy !req
205. - Yeah, my one and only
third love.Copy !req
206. Chelsea Neiderdeppy.Copy !req
207. - No. My childhood hero
and season ticket holderCopy !req
208. to all Clippers games,
Marc Summers.Copy !req
209. - Oh, Double Dare.
Slimin'.Copy !req
210. - Uh, Double Dare,
Family Double Dare,Copy !req
211. Super Sloppy Double Dare,
What Would You Do?Copy !req
212. Unwrapped.Copy !req
213. Do I need to continue?Copy !req
214. - We can get Clippers tickets.Copy !req
215. Montez, that guy,
he's got tickets to, like,Copy !req
216. every show ever.Copy !req
217. - Yeah, he went
to Michael Jackson's funeral.Copy !req
218. - He had fourth row seats.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
219. - He said he, like,
felt Usher's tears.Copy !req
220. - Guys, there's no way Montez
is going to help us outCopy !req
221. after we didn't invite him
to the party.Copy !req
222. He was pretty salty.Copy !req
223. - Ah, damn it!Copy !req
224. We've got to get those tickets
somehow, you know?Copy !req
225. If we do, I'll have Chelsea
right where I had herCopy !req
226. in high school.Copy !req
227. - Nice.
- Where was that again?Copy !req
228. - Like three lockers down
from me.Copy !req
229. You had to walk
around the corner.Copy !req
230. - Oops.
- Oh, no.Copy !req
231. - We're good.Copy !req
232. - Where's Blake?Copy !req
233. Blake! Let's go!Copy !req
234. - I don't know
how we're going to getCopy !req
235. these tickets tonight.Copy !req
236. - Well, actually,
I have a pretty good idea.Copy !req
237. I'm going to give them a-Copy !req
238. - I-I-I called them last night.
They're sold out.Copy !req
239. - Dang it, you know?Copy !req
240. If I were to just plan
a little better.Copy !req
241. Wait. No.Copy !req
242. We'll go to the Staples Center
in the Escalade.Copy !req
243. - I like it.
- Call in a bomb threat, right?Copy !req
244. The game will get pushed
for a day.Copy !req
245. Then we'll trick those chicksCopy !req
246. into staying at a hotel room
with us,Copy !req
247. get real physical with them,Copy !req
248. so hard that they won't
even remember the gameCopy !req
249. in the first place.Copy !req
250. It'll be like DorothyCopy !req
251. at the end of the Wizard of Oz.Copy !req
252. Instead of clicking heels,Copy !req
253. we'll be knockin' boots!Copy !req
254. Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah-ah-ah!Copy !req
255. - You're so scary.
You know that, right?Copy !req
256. - My dad had a lot
of Penthouses growing up.Copy !req
257. Clippers tickets.
Free, free, free!Copy !req
258. - Clippers tickets?Copy !req
259. Ay, caramba.
Yes!Copy !req
260. - Nice!Copy !req
261. - Yo, amigo.
What's the deal?Copy !req
262. - It's a contest
to win Clipper ticketsCopy !req
263. and a gift card at Jamba Juice.Copy !req
264. You ever have that Razzmatazz
with that Immunity Boost?Copy !req
265. - Okay, sorry, um,
what's the contest?Copy !req
266. - Whoever holds their breath
the longestCopy !req
267. in that horchata tank wins.Copy !req
268. - Can't believe you keep
your speedo in the trunk, dude.Copy !req
269. - Yeah, well, never know
when there might beCopy !req
270. a swim-ergency.Copy !req
271. - Ooh. I like that.Copy !req
272. - Wait a second,
so what is horchata, exactly?Copy !req
273. - It's like a refreshing
Mexican lemonade.Copy !req
274. Oh.
No, no, no.Copy !req
275. This is not
what I thought it was.Copy !req
276. Oh, my-smells like-Copy !req
277. that smells like cat farts.Copy !req
278. That smells exactly like
a cat's fart.Copy !req
279. Your time to shine.
Physical challenge.Copy !req
280. - I don't think I want
to do it anymore.Copy !req
281. - Oh, come on.
You got this, boy. Yeah!Copy !req
282. - Let's go, Ders.
- Escalade. Escalade.Copy !req
283. Escalade. Escalade.
Whew.Copy !req
284. - Hey, hey,¿como te llamas?Copy !req
285. What's your name?Copy !req
286. - Anders Holmvik.Copy !req
287. - Ahai!
Let's give it up for Andreas!Copy !req
288. - Yeah!
- Yeah! Andreas! Yeah!Copy !req
289. - Yeah!
- Andreas, let's go!Copy !req
290. - Oh, my God.Copy !req
291. - 20 point. Come on, bud.
You got this!Copy !req
292. - I never went 20 point.
- Suck it up, dude!Copy !req
293. My third love's on the line.
Let's go!Copy !req
294. - She didn't even know
you existed.Copy !req
295. - Did the world know
Ludacris could act?Copy !req
296. - What?
- Huh?Copy !req
297. 2 Fast 2 Furious, bro.Copy !req
298. He murdered it.Copy !req
299. Start the clock.
Start it.Copy !req
300. - Go, Ders!
- What's the time to beat?Copy !req
301. - Hey, you can't hold him under,
gringo.Copy !req
302. That's against the rules.
- Okay.Copy !req
303. - Are you crazy?
- Crazy in love, Anders.Copy !req
304. Blake, let's go!Copy !req
305. - But what about-Copy !req
306. - Blake, you're my best friend
in the world,Copy !req
307. and I need you here with me now.Copy !req
308. Let's go!Copy !req
309. Well, this is probably
the saddest day of my life,Copy !req
310. 'cause I'm not gonna know
what me and Chelsea'sCopy !req
311. little Neiderdeppy babies
are gonna look likeCopy !req
312. 'cause they're not gonna
be born, man.Copy !req
313. And that's on you.Copy !req
314. - You're basically
an abortion time cop.Copy !req
315. - Yeah, dude.Copy !req
316. - Adam, you almost drowned me
this morning.Copy !req
317. Not that you could,
because I can't be drowned.Copy !req
318. - Drowned?
It's drown-ded, man.Copy !req
319. - What's the plan?Copy !req
320. 'Cause I need
to meet Marc Summers.Copy !req
321. - Dude, who cares?Copy !req
322. I'm trying to ride
in an Escalade.Copy !req
323. Have you seen an Escalade
up close?Copy !req
324. Let's just bite the bullet,
go ask Montez.Copy !req
325. - Don't you think
we should've done that earlier?Copy !req
326. But you wasted everybody's time
this morningCopy !req
327. with your whole,
"I can't get in horchata. "Copy !req
328. Montez, that mustache
is looking good, dude.Copy !req
329. Sharp.Copy !req
330. - Yeah, if I could grow that,
I would show that.Copy !req
331. - Yeah, we're like
the Mario Brothers.Copy !req
332. - You know what?
Just say it.Copy !req
333. Y'all need tickets.Copy !req
334. 'Cause why else would you ever
come talk to Montez?Copy !req
335. You never come say, "Hey, hello.Copy !req
336. "How was your weekend?Copy !req
337. Did you enjoy
your son's cello recital?"Copy !req
338. - First of all, I do hopeCopy !req
339. you enjoyed
your son's cello recital.Copy !req
340. I bet it was Yo-Yo Ma-velous.Copy !req
341. - But you mentioned something
about tickets.Copy !req
342. That's funny.Copy !req
343. Uh, we're in the market
for, uh, Clippers ticketsCopy !req
344. if you happen to have some.Copy !req
345. - And there it is.Copy !req
346. You know what?
I got your damn tickets.Copy !req
347. I want face value,Copy !req
348. and I gots to have
that bear coat.Copy !req
349. - No, I will be buried
in this coat, sir.Copy !req
350. - Okay, well, I need a favor.Copy !req
351. - Name it.
Whatever.Copy !req
352. - All right, me and the old ladyCopy !req
353. going to Seaworld this weekendCopy !req
354. to get our wedding vows renewed.Copy !req
355. I need somebody to come over
and take care of her cats.Copy !req
356. You can come up after work
and pick up these tickets.Copy !req
357. - Montez, pulling through again.Copy !req
358. Consider it done.
Cats sat.Copy !req
359. - This zit cream is starting
to burn my face.Copy !req
360. - That means it's working, Ders.Copy !req
361. Blake, we need you
to go over to Montez's,Copy !req
362. get the tickets.Copy !req
363. - Right now?Copy !req
364. The blue team's about to play
Pie in Your PantsCopy !req
365. for a Sega Genesis.Copy !req
366. - Who cares?
Have you seen this whitehead?Copy !req
367. Can you please deal
with this reality'?Copy !req
368. - Okay, Blake,
here's the deal, brother.Copy !req
369. Ders is looking like garbage
per uzhe, right?Copy !req
370. And I'm in the middle
of a monster shave.Copy !req
371. It's totally ridiculous.
The follicles are this large.Copy !req
372. It's like a Tootsie Roll.Copy !req
373. And I need you,
my best friend in the world,Copy !req
374. who I truly care about
on some real levels,Copy !req
375. to go to Montez's
and get those tickets.Copy !req
376. For me.
Your best friend.Copy !req
377. - Hello?Copy !req
378. No way!Copy !req
379. Ho-ho.Copy !req
380. Oh, yeah, baby.Copy !req
381. Oh, yeah.
Yes!Copy !req
382. - Yo, Blake.
Which puka shell necklace?Copy !req
383. Classic?
Shark tooth?Copy !req
384. - I don't know.
- Did you get the tickets?Copy !req
385. - I don't want to talk about it.
- What happened?Copy !req
386. - Look, I didn't get
the tickets, okay'?Copy !req
387. - Look at me.Copy !req
388. Jesus.Copy !req
389. You saw dick, didn't you?Copy !req
390. Didn't you?
- Yeah.Copy !req
391. It was Montez's.
And he saw me.Copy !req
392. And there was a lot of screaming
and running, and I just-Copy !req
393. - Shhhhhh.Copy !req
394. It's okay.
It's okay, bro.Copy !req
395. Who cares?
Get in here.Copy !req
396. We've all seen penisesCopy !req
397. we weren't supposed
to see, right?Copy !req
398. When I was in the Boy Scouts,Copy !req
399. I accidentally saw
Ryan Ko's penisCopy !req
400. on a canoeing trip.Copy !req
401. - Really'?
- Yeah.Copy !req
402. I couldn't look at him.
He couldn't look at me.Copy !req
403. We were best friends, bro,Copy !req
404. and we couldn't even be
in the same room together.Copy !req
405. You know why?
- Why?Copy !req
406. - 'Cause there was an imbalance
in our relationship.Copy !req
407. - So what'd you do?
- I found a balance, dude.Copy !req
408. I showed that kid my penisCopy !req
409. and restored order
to the universe.Copy !req
410. It's called
the Boy Scout rule of Ds.Copy !req
411. And it always works.Copy !req
412. You've got to show Montez
your penis.Copy !req
413. - That makes
so much sense to me.Copy !req
414. - Right?
- Hey, how are the seats?Copy !req
415. - Uh, actually,
Montez wasn't home,Copy !req
416. so we just got to make
one quick stop before the game.Copy !req
417. - It's here. Ha-ha!Copy !req
418. The Escalade is here!Copy !req
419. - HEY-Copy !req
420. Make sure he sees
the whole thing.Copy !req
421. I'm counting on you.
- All right.Copy !req
422. - Hey, Anders.
- Wow. Looking good.Copy !req
423. - Oh, thanks.
You look really good too.Copy !req
424. - She is a real beaut.Copy !req
425. What's the lip on these rims?
- I'm not sure.Copy !req
426. Hey, so you excited
for the game?Copy !req
427. - White's a little too Boca
for my taste, but I'll deal.Copy !req
428. Uh, yeah, super ready.Copy !req
429. We just got to pick up
the tickets on the way.Copy !req
430. So we'll make the shoot quick.
- The what?Copy !req
431. - The photo shoot.Copy !req
432. - Okay, let's go.
Come on.Copy !req
433. - Shotgun.
Called it.Copy !req
434. - Chelsea's with me.
Chelsea's with me.Copy !req
435. - Uh, is your dad home?Copy !req
436. - Here, doggy.
Nice kitty.Copy !req
437. Come to Daddy.
I have a little-Copy !req
438. - Okay. Okay. Let's go.
Go. Go. Go.Copy !req
439. - Is everything okay?
- Ha. Yes. Everything is fine.Copy !req
440. Everything went
totally normally.Copy !req
441. Drive the car, sweetheart.Copy !req
442. I don't want to miss
a second of the game.Copy !req
443. - Open this door!
Okay, Junior!Copy !req
444. Get my pistol!Copy !req
445. - Man, I'm loving
these headrests.Copy !req
446. Neck support's unreal.Copy !req
447. - Oh, does your neck hurt?Copy !req
448. Because I could rub it for you.Copy !req
449. - No, I said my neck's fine.Copy !req
450. Can you not hear me?Copy !req
451. Because the acoustics
on an EscaladeCopy !req
452. are supposed to be peerless.Copy !req
453. - It's funny how life works out,
you know?Copy !req
454. It's not every day you get
a second chance at third love.Copy !req
455. - What?
- Hmm? What?Copy !req
456. Blake, game's gonna be
awesome, right?Copy !req
457. - Yes.
Yes.Copy !req
458. The, uh, game
should be quite enjoyable.Copy !req
459. But, I mean, we're having
a pretty good time right now.Copy !req
460. And, uh, you know,
no matter what the future holds,Copy !req
461. no matter who wins or loses,Copy !req
462. or if we even see the game-
maybe we won't-Copy !req
463. I mean, uh, we have had
a blast in the car today.Copy !req
464. I didn't get the tickets.Copy !req
465. - Did you show him
the whole thing?Copy !req
466. - You don't have the tickets?Copy !req
467. Why didn't you tell usCopy !req
468. before we drove
all the way down here?Copy !req
469. - Yeah, well, I was going to,Copy !req
470. but I had to show Montez
my penisCopy !req
471. to restore order
to the universe.Copy !req
472. Then his little kid
is staring into my dong.Copy !req
473. And I'm, like, "Take a picture.Copy !req
474. It might last longer."Copy !req
475. - Okay, out.
Everybody out.Copy !req
476. We're going home.Copy !req
477. - Wait, no, I didn't have
anything to do with this.Copy !req
478. Can I please stay?
- Oh, I would.Copy !req
479. But you're a huge douche bag,Copy !req
480. and you smell like rotten milk.Copy !req
481. - Where is this coming from?
- Get out.Copy !req
482. - I am so sorry about this.Copy !req
483. This whole dick thing
should've worked.Copy !req
484. I've done it personally
like seven times.Copy !req
485. So if you just let me explain-
- Out now.Copy !req
486. - Okay. Sure. All righty.Copy !req
487. If you just let me
explain myself,Copy !req
488. I could explain
this whole thing, you know?Copy !req
489. - Yeah.
Oh, yeah? Really'?Copy !req
490. - It's a pretty funny story,
actually.Copy !req
491. - Oh, as funny
as your seatbelt joke?Copy !req
492. - You do remember.Copy !req
493. Okay, well, see you
at the reunion then.Copy !req
494. - Who wears
a puka shell necklace?Copy !req
495. - It's from high school.Copy !req
496. I was trying
to make you remember.Copy !req
497. Soul mates.Copy !req
498. - So do you guys want
to hitchhike?Copy !req
499. 'Cause personally,
I think it's worth the risk.Copy !req
500. - Shut up, Blake.Copy !req
501. You ruined my life,Copy !req
502. and now you're no longer
my best friend.Copy !req
503. Ders, you're in.
Can you handle this?Copy !req
504. - Yeah.Copy !req
505. - Oh, and by the way, Blake,Copy !req
506. Global Guts
destroys Double Dare.Copy !req
507. - Okay, you're just saying that
to hurt me.Copy !req
508. - Mike O'Malley would kick
Marc Summers' ass, dude.Copy !req
509. - I double dare you
to say that again!Copy !req
510. - Mike O'Malley would kick
Marc Summers' ass.Copy !req
511. - Guys, guys, come on.Copy !req
512. Just-we've all had
a rough day.Copy !req
513. - Ders is right.Copy !req
514. Blake,
you're my best friend again.Copy !req
515. Ders, you're out.
Sorry.Copy !req
516. - Hey, buddy.Copy !req
517. I am loving that coat.Copy !req
518. - Holy childhood dreams
come true!Copy !req
519. That's Marc Summers!
- Marc Summers!Copy !req
520. - Oh!
- Hey, I'm not kidding, man.Copy !req
521. That is one sharp coat.Copy !req
522. - You-you-you really
like it?Copy !req
523. - Well, it is one
of the weirdest thingsCopy !req
524. I've ever seen.Copy !req
525. And I have seen a grown manCopy !req
526. pull an orange flag
out of a giant nostril.Copy !req
527. - I remember that.
- Yes.Copy !req
528. - I remember that.
- I got to have it.Copy !req
529. - Oh, for you, Marc Summers,
anything.Copy !req
530. But wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
531. Do you think maybe we could get
a tiny favor?Copy !req
532. - And I guess
that's why they call itCopy !req
533. the best taco in L.A.Copy !req
534. Hey, thanks for watching.Copy !req
535. Uh, before we go,
I do have a little messageCopy !req
536. for Montez Walker in California
if you're watching.Copy !req
537. Blake Henderson is really sorryCopy !req
538. about that weird thing
he did the other day.Copy !req
539. But there's something called
the Boy Scout rule of Ds,Copy !req
540. and it's real.Copy !req
541. And that's what being a scout
is all about.Copy !req
542. Join me next week
when we unwrap the tasty pastryCopy !req
543. known as bear claws.Copy !req
544. See ya.Copy !req
545. - Oh, hey, little Montez.Copy !req
546. No.
Uh, okay.Copy !req
547. - Rule of Ds, son.
What's fair is fair.Copy !req
548. - Okay.
Uh, ha ha,Copy !req
549. just, uh, pull those-Copy !req
550. Hey, Bill.Copy !req
551. - Nice.Copy !req