WordGirl 1x29

1. GO, GIRL!

2. WORD UP!

3. LISTEN FOR THE WORDS "SIDEKICK" AND "EXASPERATE."

4. JUST ANOTHER PERFECTLY NORMAL DAY IN THE CITY.

5. THE SUN IS SHINING, THE BIRDS ARE SINGING,

6. AND A GUY WITH A SANDWICH HEAD IS PLOTTING CRIMES.

7. I JUST NEED TO GET MY HANDS ON THIS—

8. THE EMERALD SUB.

9. ONCE I HAVE IT, MY SANDWICH POWERS

10. WILL INCREASE 10 TIMES OVER!

11. THEN I, CHUCK THE EVIL SANDWICH MAKING GUY,

12. WILL BECOME UNSTOPPABLE!

13. HEY! MUSTARD?

14. YOU LISTEN TO ME, MUSTARD PACKETS.

15. IF YOU DON'T OPEN RIGHT, YOU'LL GET WHAMMERED! YEAH!

16. UH... NEED A LITTLE HELP?

17. THESE DOGS NEED MUSTARD. YEAH!

18. THAT'S A LOT OF HOT DOGS.

19. THE WHAMMER NEEDS FUEL. YEAH!

20. THIS IS YOUR LUCKY DAY.

21. DO YOU LIKE SPICY OR YELLOW MUSTARD?

22. YELLOW! YEAH!

23. THAT SHOULD DO IT.

24. WHAM. THAT WAS TOTALLY WHAMMER!

25. THEY DON'T CALL ME CHUCK THE EVIL SANDWICH MAKING GUY FOR NOTHING.

26. WAIT A MINUTE. CHUCK THE SANDWICH?

27. ACTUALLY, IT'S...

28. I HEARD OF YOU. YOU'RE TOTALLY WHAMMER!

29. OH, WELL, THANKS. IS THAT... A GOOD THING?

30. LISTEN, SANDWICH GUY.

31. YOU HELPED THE WHAMMER.

32. NOW THE WHAMMER IS GOING TO HELP YOU.

33. THE WHAMMER IS GOING TO BE YOUR SIDEKICK.

34. YEAH!

35. OH, I DON'T KNOW. I'M KIND OF A LONE WOLF.

36. TOGETHER, WE'RE GOING TO WHAM THIS CITY. YEAH!

37. YEAH. THE THING IS, I WAS JUST ABOUT TO STEAL

38. THIS EMERALD SUB, SO I DON'T REALLY NEED ANY—

39. HEY! YOU MESS WITH CHUCK,

40. YOU MESS WITH THE WHAMMER,

41. AND YOU GET WHAMMED! YEAH!

42. IF YOU SAY SO.

43. MMM!

44. SORRY ABOUT THAT. I BARELY EVEN KNOW HIM.

45. WHATEVER.

46. OH...

47. MEANWHILE...

48. I AM JUST EXASPERATED BY ALL THIS JUNK.

49. DO YOU STILL NEED THESE OPERA GLASSES?

50. I GUESS THAT'S TRUE. YOU NEVER KNOW

51. WHEN AN OPERA IS GOING TO BREAK OUT.

52. WORD GIRL, A VILLAIN NAMED THE WHAMMER

53. IS DESTROYING MY JEWELRY STORE.

54. OH, YES, AND SOME GUY WITH A SANDWICH HEAD

55. IS HERE, TOO. PLEASE DON'T TOUCH THAT!

56. FIRST OF ALL, WE ARE ROBBING THE JEWELRY STORE,

57. NOT DESTROYING IT.

58. STOP THAT!

59. AND I ALSO WANTED TO MAKE IT CLEAR

60. THAT I AM IN CHARGE HERE,

61. ME, CHUCK THE EVIL SANDWICH—

62. I'M GONNA WHAM SOMETHING.

63. WHAT DID I JUST SAY?

64. WHO'S THAT AGAIN?

65. THAT'S THE WHAMMER. HE'S MY...

66. WHAT'S THE WORD? I JUST HEARD IT A WHILE AGO.

67. SIDEKICK. YEAH. IT'S AN ASSISTANT,

68. SOMEONE WHO HELPS IN ADVENTURES.

69. SIDEKICK! YEAH!

70. RIGHT. SIDEKICK. HE LISTENS TO MY EVERY COMMAND.

71. IS THAT WORD GIRL?

72. HEY! IT'S ME, THE WHAMMER!

73. BECAUSE WHEN I WHAM SOMETHING,

74. I WHAM IT GOOD! YEAH! WHAMMER!

75. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU JUST SAID.

76. OH, YEAH? WELL, COME DOWN HERE, AND I'LL SHOW YOU.

77. YEAH! WHAM! YEAH! WHAMMER!

78. LET'S GET OVER THERE, HUGGY.

79. WORD UP!

80. OH, GREAT. WORD GIRL IS PROBABLY ON HER WAY HERE NOW.

81. MMM... AND WHEN SHE GETS HERE,

82. SHE'LL GET WHAMMED. YEAH!

83. WHATEVER. ALL RIGHT.

84. SO YOU WATCH OUT FOR WORD GIRL,

85. AND I'LL GRAB THE EMERALD SUB.

86. YOU'RE THE BOSS. YEAH!

87. AT LAST, THE EMERALD SUB.

88. WHOEVER HOLDS IT SHALL POSSESS THE POWER TO—

89. HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!

90. AND—THE WHAMMER, WAS IT?

91. YEAH, THE WHAMMER. AND CHUCKY BREADHEAD.

92. WE'RE GOING TO WHAM YOU GUYS BUT GOOD. YEAH!

93. WAIT. CHUCKY BREADHEAD?

94. YEAH. THAT WASN'T EVEN CLOSE.

95. SO YOU'RE THE GIRL WHO SAID THE WHAMMER COULDN'T WHAM?

96. I DON'T REMEMBER SAYING THAT.

97. I'LL SHOW YOU WHAMMING!

98. WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. NO. I—

99. WHOO! WHOO! WHAM!

100. WHAMMER!

101. SORRY ABOUT THAT, BOSS.

102. BUT AT LEAST IT WENT OUT WITH A WHAM.

103. A LITTLE EXASPERATED

104. WITH YOUR SIDEKICK, CHUCK?

105. UM... MAYBE.

106. WELL, EXASPERATED MEANS—

107. WAIT.

108. IF YOU'RE ABOUT TO DEFINE EXASPERATED,

109. PLEASE DON'T. I'M NOT IN THE MOOD.

110. OH. WELL, ACTUALLY, THAT'S VERY FUNNY,

111. BECAUSE THAT'S KIND OF WHAT EXASPERATED MEANS—

112. YOU'RE ANGRY AND ANNOYED

113. AND JUST PLAIN FED UP. YOU'RE EXASPERATED.

114. EXASPERATED! YEAH!

115. GREAT. THANKS.

116. WHY DOESN'T ANYONE LISTEN TO ME?

117. CHEER UP, CHUCK. I CAN TOTALLY RELATE.

118. I MEAN, HUGGY IS THE GREATEST SIDEKICK IN THE WORLD,

119. BUT SOMETIMES HE JUST DOES STUFF

120. THAT DRIVES ME UP THE WALL.

121. I MEAN...

122. NOT ALWAYS, BUT SOMETIMES...

123. VERY LITTLE.

124. ALMOST NEVER.

125. ENOUGH TALK. IT'S TIME TO WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! WHAM!

126. LET'S WHAMMER OUT OF HERE. YEAH!

127. WELL, I GUESS I SHOULD GO, TOO,

128. SINCE HE'S MY...

129. SIDEKICK.

130. RIGHT. SIDEKICK.

131. I'M SORRY ABOUT THE MESS, EVERYONE.

132. THIS IS YOUR LAIR, BOSS? IT'S NOT VERY WHAMMER.

133. WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?

134. IT JUST MEANS THINGS NEED SOME WHAMMING UP AROUND HERE.

135. NO! NO WHAMMING IN THE LAIR.

136. LISTEN, UM... WE HAVE TO TALK.

137. WE'VE BEEN A TEAM OF SORTS

138. FOR, LIKE, WHAT? A FEW HOURS NOW?

139. YEAH. IT'S BEEN WHAMMER.

140. YEAH, YEAH. UM... OK.

141. YOU KNOW HOW WE ROBBED THAT STORE

142. AND DIDN'T ACTUALLY GET ANY MONEY,

143. JEWELS, OR THE ANCIENT ARTIFACT

144. THAT WOULD HAVE MADE ME NEARLY INVINCIBLE?

145. WE WHAMMERED THAT STORE.

146. YEAH, YEAH, RIGHT.

147. WELL, BUT WHAT I'M SAYING IS THAT

148. THIS HAS BEEN REALLY GREAT,

149. HAVING YOU AS A SIDEKICK,

150. BUT, UM...

151. Man on television: WE INTERRUPT THIS TELEVISION PROGRAM

152. TO BRING YOU A SPECIAL REPORT.

153. JUST MINUTES AGO, 2 VILLAINS—

154. THE WHAMMER AND SOME GUY

155. WITH A SANDWICH FACE— ROBBED A JEWELRY STORE

156. AND DESTROYED THE ONE-OF-A-KIND EMERALD SUB.

157. THE JEWELRY-STORE CLERK SAYS

158. THIS WOULD BE TRAGIC NEWS

159. IF HE DIDN'T DISCOVER A SECOND EMERALD SUB

160. IN THE BACK ROOM.

161. WELL, I WANTED A GLASS OF MILK

162. TO HELP ME CALM DOWN,

163. AND IT WAS JUST SITTING THERE IN A TUB OF BARBECUE SAUCE.

164. SO YOU COULD IMAGINE THE MESS.

165. NOT TO MENTION I AM ALLERGIC TO BARBECUE SAUCE.

166. SO YOU CAN IMAGINE THE RASH.

167. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! ANOTHER EMERALD SUB!

168. WE HAVE TO GET IT!

169. Man on television: AND IN OTHER SEEMINGLY UNRELATED NEWS,

170. 2 RARE ANTIQUE WHAMMERS WILL BE ON DISPLAY

171. AT THESE 2 LOCAL ANTIQUE STORES.

172. THEY MAY LOOK LIKE PILLOWS,

173. BUT I ASSURE YOU THEY'RE CALLED WHAMMERS.

174. AND NOW BACK TO OUR PROGRAM.

175. WH... WHAMMERS?

176. ALL RIGHT. COME ON.

177. WE CAN GO LOOK AT THOSE PILLOWS LATER,

178. AFTER WE STEAL THE EMERALD—

179. WHAMMERS!

180. WHAM!

181. WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM!

182. NO. WAIT. WE CAN'T STEAL A WHAMMER

183. WHEN THERE'S AN ALL-POWERFUL SANDWICH AVAILABLE.

184. I MEAN, LOOK AT MY HEAD.

185. BOY, DO YOU BELIEVE THERE'S A SECOND EMERALD SUB, HUGGY?

186. AND DID YOU NOTICE HOW EXASPERATED

187. CHUCK SEEMED WITH THAT NEW GUY?

188. I'D NEVER BE THAT EXASPERATED BY YOU.

189. NO, SIRREE.

190. WE'RE COMING TO GET YOU, WHAMMERS!

191. HEY, IT'S CHUCK'S SIDEKICK, THE WHAMMER.

192. WAIT. THIS IS THE STORE

193. WITH THE EMERALD SUB.

194. WE COULD GRAB IT QUICK

195. AND THEN GO GET THE WHAMMERS.

196. AT LEAST SLOW DOWN.

197. AND THERE GOES CHUCK.

198. READY TO STOP SOME BAD GUYS, SIDEKICK?

199. OH, COME ON.

200. LISTEN, HUGGY, I'M REALLY SORRY.

201. IT WAS A SILLY THING TO SAY.

202. I NEVER MEANT TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS.

203. YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND,

204. AND I COULDN'T FIGHT CRIME WITHOUT YOU.

205. DID I MENTION HOW GREAT YOU LOOK IN THAT SUIT TODAY?

206. NOW, ARE YOU READY TO FIGHT SOME CRIME?

207. WELL, THEN LET'S GO!

208. SORRY.

209. MEANWHILE, AT AN ANTIQUE STORE...

210. WE HAVE IT.

211. THAT'S IT? IT'S JUST A PILLOW.

212. WHAM! WHAM! HEY!

213. HEY, IT WORKS.

214. THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE.

215. OK.

216. HEY, THERE'S ANOTHER WHAMMER ACROSS TOWN.

217. LET'S GO, BOSS. WHAM!

218. BUT THE EMERALD SUB. UNSTOPPABLE.

219. HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!

220. WHAM! WHAM!

221. WHAMMER, WAIT UP.

222. UH, DID WE JUST GET BEAT BY A PILLOW?

223. HELLO.

224. OH, HEY, WORD GIRL. HOW'S IT GOING?

225. UH, FINE. CHUCK?

226. YEAH, LISTEN, I JUST CALLED TO SEE

227. IF YOU COULD GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA STEAL NEXT.

228. THE SECOND EMERALD SUB?

229. NO... ALTHOUGH THAT'S WHAT I'D BE DOING

230. IF I DIDN'T HAVE A SIDEKICK.

231. WE'RE OFF TO ROB THE SECOND WHAMMER PILLOW

232. FROM AN ANTIQUE STORE ACROSS TOWN.

233. IT'S MONIQUE'S ANTIQUES.

234. IF YOU TAKE MAIN STREET DOWN TO BROADWAY AND—

235. COME ON. WHERE ARE THEY?

236. WORD GIRL IS NEVER THIS LATE WHEN I'M COMMITTING A CRIME.

237. DID I SAY LEFT ON BROADWAY?

238. HEY, BOSS.

239. LOOK WHAT I GOT. YEAH!

240. RIGHT.

241. ISN'T IT TOTALLY WHAMMER?

242. SURE, SURE. IT'S... WHAMMER.

243. COME ON. LET'S GO WHAMMER SOME STUFF.

244. YEAH! WHAMMER!

245. FORGET IT. YOUR WHAMMERING DAYS ARE OVER.

246. OH, THANK GOODNESS.

247. I MEAN, WORD GIRL AND CAPTAIN HUGGY FACE.

248. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

249. YOU JUST CALLED US.

250. I GUESS YOU'RE HERE TO STOP ME

251. AND MY SIDEKICK, THE WHAMMER.

252. BUT YOU'LL PROBABLY WANT TO START

253. WITH THE WHAMMER.

254. YEAH! LET'S TAKE THEM ON. WHAMMER!

255. HUGGY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

256. HAVE A TASTE OF MY WHAMMERS.

257. OOH! WHAT WAS THAT?

258. NOW THAT YOU'VE BEEN SOFTENED UP, TIME TO WHAM!

259. THIS IS PRETTY EXASPERATING.

260. STOP! THAT TAPE IS OVER 100 YEARS OLD!

261. NOW YOU HAVE TO FACE ME AND THE BEST SIDEKICK EVER

262. IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD!

263. I CAN TAKE YOU BOTH OUT. YEAH! WHAMMER!

264. AMAZINGLY BRILLIANT IDEA, HUGGY.

265. I NEVER WOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT.

266. WHAMMER CAN'T WHAM.

267. NO MORE WHAMMERING FOR YOU.

268. OH, YEAH? WELL, YOU FORGOT ABOUT MY BOSS,

269. CHARLIE SANDWICH FACE.

270. MY NAME IS CHUCK,

271. THE EVIL SANDWICH MAKING GUY. OK?

272. AND YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY SIDEKICK.

273. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FOLLOW ME.

274. INSTEAD, I HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU SAY WHAMMER

275. A MILLION TIMES! TO BE HONEST,

276. I'M JUST EXASPERATED.

277. OH, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU FELT THAT WAY.

278. WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME ALL THIS BEFORE, BOSS?

279. I TRIED TO, BUT YOU WOULDN'T LISTEN.

280. THE WHAMMER LISTENS. THE WHAMMER WHAMS LISTENING. YEAH!

281. YOU'RE STILL DOING IT.

282. ALL RIGHT. COME ON, YOU TWO. OFF TO JAIL.

283. ANY CHANCE I COULD GET MY OWN CELL?

284. YEAH, CHUCKY! WE'RE GONNA BE CELLMATES! WHAM!

285. I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO.

286. LOOKS LIKE WORD GIRL AND HER TRUSTY SIDEKICK,

287. CAPTAIN HUGGY FACE, HAVE SAVED THE CITY

288. FROM THE EXASPERATING DUO OF CHUCK AND THE WHAMMER.

289. TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR ANOTHER WHAMMING EPISODE

290. OF "WORD GIRL." WHAM!

291. HELLO. I'M BEAU HANDSOME, AND THIS IS...

292. "MAY I HAVE A WORD?"

293. AS USUAL, THE PLAYER WHO CORRECTLY DEFINES TODAY'S FEATURED WORD

294. WILL WIN A FABULOUS PRIZE.

295. LET'S PLAY!

296. MAY I HAVE A WORD?

297. YES, YOU MAY. TODAY'S FEATURED WORD IS "DEVOUR."

298. TO GIVE YOU A CLUE, HERE ARE SOME CLIPS

299. FROM "WORD GIRL" THAT SHOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD.

300. ANYONE KNOW THE DEFINITION OF DEVOUR?

301. YES? PHIL.

302. UH, NO. ANYONE ELSE?

303. ]

304. DEVOUR MEANS TO GOBBLE DOWN FOOD.

305. THAT'S WHAT I SAID.

306. WELL, WHO COULD UNDERSTAND YOU

307. WHEN YOU WERE DEVOURING THAT SANDWICH?

308. I CLEARLY SAID DEVOUR MEANS TO GOBBLE DOWN FOOD. SEE?

309. SORRY, PHIL. WE HAVE TO DISQUALIFY YOU

310. FOR TALKING WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL.

311. BAD MANNERS. CONGRATULATIONS, EMILY.

312. YOU ARE TODAY'S WINNER.

313. HUGGY, SHOW HER WHAT SHE'S WON.

314. THE OFFICIAL WORD GIRL WORLD'S LARGEST STALK OF BROCCOLI!

315. EW!

316. OK. WELL, MAYBE THE WORLD'S

317. SECOND-LARGEST STALK OF BROCCOLI.

318. THAT'S IT FOR TODAY'S EPISODE.

319. SEE YOU NEXT TIME ON...

320. "MAY I HAVE A WORD?"

321. PSST! LISTEN FOR "REPLACEMENT" AND "GLOAT."

322. IT'S A TYPICAL MORNING AT THE SECRET WAREHOUSE LAIR

323. OF THE EVIL DR. TWO-BRAINS.

324. BILL, BILL, JUNK MAIL, BILL. OOH, WHAT'S THIS?

325. "WINNER?"

326. I WON! I WON!

327. WHAT'S GOING ON, BOSS?

328. LISTEN TO THIS.

329. "DEAR DR. TWO-BRAINS, CONGRATULATIONS.

330. "YOU HAVE WON AN ALL-EXPENSES PAID WEEK-LONG

331. CHEESE-THEMED CRUISE FROM DAIRY VILLAINS MONTHLY."

332. I WON!

333. WOW. THAT'S GREAT.

334. IF I'M GOING TO BE GONE A WHOLE WEEK,

335. I REALLY SHOULD FIND A REPLACEMENT.

336. A REPLACEMENT?

337. A SUBSTITUTE, A TEMPORARY TWO-BRAINS TO DO MY JOB

338. WHILE I'M AWAY.

339. SUPERVILLAINY IS A TOUGH RACKET.

340. YOU LEAVE FOR A WEEK, AND BOOM,

341. YOU'VE JUST LOST YOUR PLACE ON THE "10 MOST WANTED" LIST.

342. OH.

343. WE'LL HOLD OPEN AUDITIONS, YOU KNOW, TRYOUTS.

344. OK, BOSS.

345. YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE ORDERS

346. FROM WHOMEVER I CHOOSE AS MY REPLACEMENT, OK?

347. AS SOON AS THAT REPLACEMENT PUTS ON THIS LAB COAT,

348. YOU LISTEN TO THEM AND ONLY THEM. YOU GOT IT?

349. GOT. GOOD.

350. NOW GO PUT THE WORD OUT.

351. I'M LOOKING FOR JUST THE RIGHT PERSON

352. TO PLAY THE EVIL, SINISTER, HANDSOME DR. TWO-BRAINS!

353. YEAH! THE WHAMMER HAS 2 BRAINS NOW!

354. AND HE'S GONNA WHAM YOU WITH 2 BRAINS! YEAH!

355. OK, OK. I'M GONNA STOP YOU THERE.

356. NOT WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR, AND THANKS FOR COMING.

357. OH, WHAMMER.

358. THAT WAS THE LAST ONE, BOSS.

359. JUST GREAT. 56 AUDITIONS,

360. AND NOT ONE PERSON GOOD ENOUGH TO BE MY REPLACEMENT.

361. OH, WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

362. AM I LATE? OH, MY GOSH.

363. THAT'S THE ACTUAL GOOP RAY!

364. I'M FREAKING OUT.

365. UH... HI. AND YOU ARE?

366. HI. MY NAME IS GLEN FURLBLAM,

367. AND I AM SERIOUSLY YOUR NUMBER-ONE FAN.

368. OH, WELL, ISN'T THIS A TREAT?

369. I'M HERE TO AUDITION FOR THE ROLE OF...

370. DR. TWO-BRAINS! YEAH!

371. SO TELL ME, GLEN, WHY DO YOU DESERVE

372. TO BE THE TEMPORARY DR. TWO

373. WELL, FIRST OF ALL, I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU.

374. MM-HMM. THAT'S A GOOD START.

375. YEAH.

376. I COULD TOTALLY STEP IN

377. AND DO EVERYTHING THAT YOU DO.

378. WELL, NOT EVERYTHING, GLEN, BUT I LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE.

379. I COULD EVEN MAKE A FEW IMPROVEMENTS.

380. IMPROVEMENTS?

381. YEAH. LIKE YOUR WHOLE "CHEESE CRIME" THING.

382. I MEAN, COME ON.

383. MAKES YOUR CRIME SO OBVIOUS.

384. NO WONDER YOU ALWAYS GET CAUGHT.

385. HA HA. OK. LISTEN, GLEN. I'M NOT SURE—

386. I MEAN, WHY NOT STEAL OTHER STUFF, TOO, HUH?

387. MICE LIKE OTHER STUFF.

388. RIGHT. YOU KNOW, GLEN, I DON'T THINK YOU'RE

389. EXACTLY THE REPLACEMENT I WAS LOOKING FOR.

390. BUT HEY, THANKS FOR COMING DOWN TO THE LAB.

391. NO.

392. THAT'S RIDICULOUS.

393. IS IT BECAUSE YOU FEEL THREATENED

394. BECAUSE MY IDEAS ARE SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOURS, HUH?

395. HA HA HA! OH, BROTHER. THE WORST AUDITION OF THE DAY,

396. AND HE'S GLOATING ABOUT IT.

397. HA! OH, THE ANSWER IS NO, KID. NOW GET LOST!

398. NO! I'M THE NEW DR. TWO-BRAINS.

399. I'M EVEN READY TO MOVE INTO YOUR LAIR. SEE?

400. I BROUGHT A CHANGE OF CLOTHES AND MY PET CATS.

401. YOU HAVE PET CATS? CATS HATE MICE.

402. AAH!

403. UH! THE LAB COAT!

404. HENCHMEN, CLEAR THESE CATS OUT OF HERE.

405. BUT HE'S WEARING THE LAB COAT.

406. SO?

407. SO, YOU SAID AS SOON AS

408. THE REPLACEMENT PUTS ON THE LAB COAT,

409. WE SHOULD LISTEN TO THEM AND ONLY THEM.

410. NO! I MEANT AFTER I LEFT. I'M STILL YOUR BOSS.

411. I'M WEARING THE LAB COAT,

412. AND I SAY HE'S NOT YOUR BOSS ANYMORE.

413. I AM.

414. OK, NEW BOSS. SORRY, OLD BOSS.

415. NO!

416. LOOKS LIKE THERE'S A NEW

417. DR. TWO-BRAINS IN TOWN.

418. LATER, ACROSS TOWN,

419. YOUNG BECKY BOTSFORD, AKA WORD GIRL,

420. IS WORKING ON HER SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT.

421. I KNOW IT'S A LOT OF WORK, BOB,

422. BUT AS LONG AS THERE ISN'T ANY CRIME TO FIGHT,

423. WE SHOULD FINISH JUST IN TIME FOR THE SCIENCE FAIR.

424. A HOMEMADE BOOKBINDING MACHINE

425. IS TOO A WINNING IDEA.

426. BECKY, BIG NEWS! WAIT. WHAT'S THAT?

427. MY SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT.

428. A BRILLIANT IDEA, IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF.

429. I AM NOT GLOATING. WHAT'S UP, SCOOPS?

430. OH. I HEARD DR. TWO BRAINS' HENCHMEN

431. WERE SPOTTED DOWN AT CITY HALL.

432. WANT TO COME INVESTIGATE WITH ME?

433. UH... I'D LOVE TO, SCOOPS,

434. BUT I HAVE TO, UH... WORK ON MY PROJECT.

435. OH. NOT SURE... WHY YOU'RE... TALKING LIKE THAT.

436. BUT WHATEVER. SEE YA!

437. COME ON, BOB. OUR BOOKBINDING MACHINE WILL HAVE TO WAIT.

438. WORD UP!

439. HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, YOU TWO.

440. CARE TO EXPLAIN WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

441. WE'RE BUILDING A GIANT DR. TWO-BRAIN STATUE.

442. OH. SO IT'S JUST A BIG STATUE OF DR. TWO

443. YEP. PRETTY MUCH.

444. WELL, AT LEAST IT'S MADE OUT OF CHEESE, RIGHT?

445. UH-UH. PASTE.

446. OK. IF YOU GUYS AREN'T GOING TO COMMIT A CRIME,

447. THEN I'M GOING TO TAKE OFF. I'VE GOT A SCIENCE FAIR TO WI—

448. I MEAN, JUSTICE TO DELIVER! COME ON, HUGGY.

449. THE NEXT MORNING,

450. BACK AT DR. TWO-BRAINS' SECRET LAIR...

451. UH... UH... SHH... SHH...

452. DID YOU SEE THE MORNING PAPER?

453. WE MADE THE FRONT PAGE.

454. "A STATUE MADE OF PASTE?

455. IS TWO-BRAINS LOSING BOTH OF HIS MINDS?"

456. OH, THIS IS TERRIBLE!

457. THE PUBLIC THINKS I'M LOSING IT.

458. THEY JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND MY GENIUS.

459. THEY'LL SEE.

460. MY NEXT PLAN IS EVEN MORE BRILLIANT THAN THE LAST ONE.

461. YOU'RE GLOATING?

462. YOU DIDN'T EVEN COMMIT A CRIME,

463. AND YOU'RE GLOATING?

464. LISTEN, GLEN, I'M BEGGING YOU.

465. WHATEVER YOU DO NEXT, JUST MAKE IT

466. AN ACTUAL CRIME THIS TIME, HUH

467. MY REPUTATION IS AT STAKE HERE.

468. LATER THAT AFTERNOON,

469. JOGGING TO THE HARDWARE STORE...

470. COME ON, GUYS.

471. WHY ARE WE RUNNING?

472. BECAUSE THE SCIENCE FAIR IS TOMORROW,

473. AND I NEED TO FIND 100 GALLONS OF BOOKBINDING GLUE

474. IN ORDER TO TEST MY MACHINE.

475. 100 GALLONS? THAT'S A LOT.

476. WHAT'S WRONG, BOB?

477. UH! THAT'S DR. TWO-BRAINS' LOGO.

478. HMM... I SMELL A STORY.

479. YOU GUYS COMING?

480. NO. WE'RE GOING TO... LOOK FOR THE...

481. UH... THE GLUE. YEAH.

482. HA. GOOD LUCK FINDING ENOUGH.

483. COME ON, HUGGY.

484. TWO-BRAINS MIGHT BE UP TO NO GOOD.

485. WORD UP!

486. HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, HENCHIES.

487. OOH, A NICKNAME.

488. I THOUGHT I'D MIX THINGS UP A LITTLE.

489. NOW, CARE TO EXPLAIN WHAT YOU'RE UP TO?

490. OR SHOULD I JUST LET YOU TELL IT TO THE JUDGE?

491. OK. SEE, FIRST, WE PUT UP THESE SIGNS.

492. THEN WE BUY THE CHEESE ON SALE

493. AND SAVE LOTS OF MONEY.

494. NOPE. YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?

495. IT'S JUST A TERRIBLE IDEA.

496. CORRECTION. IT'S A SPECTACULAR IDEA, WORD GIRL.

497. UH... AND YOU ARE?

498. IT IS IT, THE EVIL DR. TWO-BRAINS.

499. AND I WILL BE GETTING HIGH-QUALITY CHEESE

500. AT LOW, LOW PRICES.

501. NOBODY IS MORE EVIL THAN I AM.

502. NOBODY.

503. YOU KNOW, I HAVE TO SAY,

504. YOUR GLOATING IS USUALLY A LOT MORE CONVINCING.

505. I WASN'T GLOATING. I'M NOT EVEN HUNGRY.

506. DO YOU KNOW WHAT "GLOATING" MEANS?

507. UH... SURE I DO. IT'S, UH... WHEN YOU, UH... HA HA.

508. BRAG OR BOAST THAT YOU'RE BETTER THAN SOMEONE?

509. CORRECT. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT MEANS.

510. WELL DEFINED.

511. RIGHT... WHOEVER YOU ARE.

512. WHAT? YOU DOUBT THAT I AM THE GREAT AND EVIL AND... GREAT

513. DR. TWO

514. HERE. HAVE SOME MELTY CHEESE.

515. YOU MEAN FONDUE?

516. OH, THAT'S WHAT IT'S CALLED.

517. WHOA! RUN AWAY!

518. OK. I'M NOT SURE WHO THAT GUY IS,

519. BUT HE'S NOT DR. TWO-BRAINS.

520. LET'S FOLLOW THEM.

521. MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE SECRET LAIR...

522. HA HA. I AM THE GREATEST.

523. YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN ME. I WAS INCREDIBLE.

524. FIRST, I TOTALLY HAD AN AMAZING PLAN

525. TO GET A LOT OF CHEESE, AND THEN WORD GIRL SHOWED UP,

526. AND WE HAD A BIG ARGUMENT WHERE I WAS TOTALLY BRILLIANT.

527. AND THEN SHE ATTACKED ME, BUT I ESCAPED.

528. YOU NEVER GET AWAY FROM WORD GIRL, BUT I DID.

529. I RULE! HA HA HA!

530. YEAH. GO EASY ON THE GLOATING THERE, KID.

531. SHE'LL CATCH YOU EVENTUALLY...

532. BELIEVE ME.

533. NOT TRUE. I'M THE BEST DR. TWO-BRAINS OF ALL TIME.

534. AND NOW TO PLAN MY NEXT INGENIOUS CRIME

535. HERE IN MY TOP-SECRET LAIR.

536. NOT SO SECRET ANYMORE, WHOEVER YOU ARE.

537. WHOEVER I AM? WHAT'S WRONG, WORD GIRL?

538. CONFUSED BY YOUR OWN EYES?

539. HMM... WHAT YOU SEE BEFORE YOU IS AN IMPOSSIBLE RIDDLE.

540. WHICH IS THE REAL DR. TWO

541. HE'S REAL. YOU'RE THE REPLACEMENT.

542. RE... RE...

543. REPLACEMENT. IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE THE SUBSTITUTE

544. FOR THE REAL DR. TWO-BRAINS.

545. OH. WELL, HOW COULD YOU TELL?

546. YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT? THAT MASK IS HORRIBLE.

547. SEE? HIS NAME'S GLEN.

548. HE'S MY NUMBER-ONE FAN.

549. SO NOBODY THINKS I'M A GOOD REPLACEMENT, HUH?

550. WELL, HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF THIS EVIL GENIUS

551. TURNED YOU ALL INTO A PILE OF GOOP?

552. OH, NO! WORD GIRL! THE GOOP RAY!

553. STOP HIM!

554. THIS ISN'T GOOD. HUGGY, GO.

555. AAH!

556. HUH. WE'RE ALL FINE. NOTHING GOT GOOPED.

557. MY GIANT VAT!

558. WHAT WAS IN IT?

559. GOOP.

560. WAIT. SO ALL GLEN DID WAS TURN

561. A VAT OF GOOP INTO MORE GOOP?

562. HEY, YOU THINK THAT STUFF WOULD BIND BOOKS?

563. IT MIGHT. IT'S ALL-PURPOSE GOOP.

564. GREAT. START SHOVELING, HUGGY.

565. HMM?

566. AND SO THE CITY IS SAFE

567. FROM NOT ONLY THE EVIL DR. TWO-BRAINS,

568. BUT ALSO HIS NOT-SO-GREAT REPLACEMENT, GLEN.

569. AND BECKY BOTSFORD HAS THE MATERIALS SHE NEEDS

570. TO FINISH HER SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT.

571. ALL IS WELL. THIS IS YOUR NARRATOR,

572. THE GREATEST NARRATOR IN THE HISTORY

573. OF ANIMATED TELEVISION, BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE,

574. SAYING GOOD-BYE.

575. EASY ON THE GLOATING THERE, MISTER.

576. MMM. OF COURSE.

577. JOIN US NEXT TIME FOR ANOTHER ACTION-PACKED EPISODE

578. OF "WORD GIRL."

579. HELLO. I'M BEAU HANDSOME,

580. AND THIS IS THE BONUS ROUND OF...

581. "MAY I HAVE A WORD?"

582. EMILY, YOU CORRECTLY DEFINED THE WORD "DEVOUR."

583. READY TO PLAY THE BONUS ROUND?

584. SURE AM, MR. HANDSOME.

585. OK. TAKE A LOOK AT THESE 3 PICTURES

586. AND TELL ME WHICH ONE SHOWS THE DEFINITION FOR "DEVOUR."

587. OK, EMILY, TIME'S UP.

588. WELL, DR. TWO-BRAINS IS REALLY GOBBLING UP THAT CHEESE,

589. WHICH MEANS HE'S DEVOURING IT.

590. NUMBER 2.

591. THAT IS CORRECT.

592. CONGRATULATIONS, EMILY. YOU'VE WON THE BONUS ROUND.

593. CAPTAIN HUGGY FACE, SHOW HER WHAT SHE'S WON.

594. IT'S THE WORLD'S LARGEST BABY CARROT!

595. NOT AGAIN, HUGGY. SORRY, EMILY.

596. PERHAPS YOU'LL WIN SOMETHING

597. HUGGY CAN'T DEVOUR NEXT TIME ON...

598. "MAY I HAVE A WORD?"

599. WANT WORD GIRL'S WORD

600. FLY OVER TO YOUR LOCAL LIBRARY.

601. CAPE NOT REQUIRED.

602. WORD UP.

603. MY FAVORITE WORD IS CRACKER.

604. IT WAS MY FIRST WORD WHEN I WAS A BABY,

605. AND IT'S JUST A FUN WORD TO SAY.

606. CRACKER.

607. MY FAVORITE WORD IS EXQUISITE.

608. THIS IS BECAUSE I LIKE THE WAY IT SOUNDS IN MY MOUTH.

609. STARTING IN SECOND GRADE,

610. MY GRANDMA WAS ALWAYS SAYING TO ME,

611. "YOU LOOK VERY EXQUISITE TODAY."

612. SO THAT'S HOW I BEGAN TO LIKE THE WORD.

613. CAPTAIN HUGGY FACE,

614. SHOW US WHAT ANNOYED MEANS.

615. THAT'S RIGHT! ANNOYED MEANS TO BE BOTHERED OR DISPLEASED.

616. CONGRATULATIONS, HUGGY.

617. ANNOYED.