WordGirl 1x23

1. WORD UP!

2. LISTEN FOR THE WORDS "AVOID" AND "CONTAGIOUS."

3. JUST ANOTHER CAREFREE SUNNY AFTERNOON IN THE PARK.

4. OOPS, WRONG SCRIPT. SORRY. AH, HERE WE GO.

5. ALAS, LIFE ISN'T ALWAYS ONE BIG BOWL OF CHERRIES,

6. EVEN FOR A PLUCKY LITTLE HEROINE LIKE OURS.

7. I CAN BEAT EVIL VILLAINS.

8. WHY CAN'T I—AH-CHOO!-- BEAT THE COMMON COLD?

9. TIME TO GET THE PATIENT ALL WARM AND TOASTY.

10. AND HERE'S A SPECIAL BEING-SICK TREAT.

11. AH-CHOO! THANKS, DAD.

12. NOW, YOU HAVE TO STAY IN BED

13. SO YOU CAN AVOID GETTING ANY SICKER.

14. TRUST ME. I'M TOO SICK TO EVEN THINK OF MOVING.

15. THAT'S RIGHT, CHET.

16. I'M STANDING OUTSIDE THE BANK, WHERE INSIDE,

17. BANK ROBBERY IS IN PROGRESS AS I SPEAK.

18. OH, WHERE, OH, WHERE IS WORDGIRL?

19. OH—AH-CHOO!--NO.

20. AND YOU BETTER NOT GET ANY OF THAT KETCHUP ON MY CLOTHES.

21. I'LL NEVER GET IT OUT.

22. JUST FILL UP THE BAG, AND THERE WON'T BE A PROBLEM.

23. BY THE WAY, SODA WATER

24. IS REALLY GOOD FOR KETCHUP STAINS.

25. YOU KNOW, I HOPE YOU'RE GOING TO SPEND

26. SOME OF THIS MONEY ON A NEW ROBBERY BAG.

27. THAT ONE SMELLS LIKE SALAMI.

28. FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I'M GONNA USE THE MONEY

29. TO BUY A STATE-OF-THE-ART

30. TURBO-CHARGED SALAMI-SLICING MACHINE.

31. WELL, AREN'T WE FANCY?

32. PARTY IS OVER, CHUCK.

33. AH-CHOO! HAND OVER THE MONEY.

34. NEVER! I'D RATHER— WAIT. ARE YOU SICK?

35. JUST BECAUSE I HAVE A LITTLE COLD

36. DOESN'T MEAN I STILL DON'T HAVE MY SUPER POWERS.

37. AH-CHOO!

38. FORGET YOUR SUPER POWERS.

39. I DON'T WANT TO GET YOUR COLD.

40. I HATE GETTING SICK.

41. MY MOTHER MAKES ME STAY INSIDE FOR A MONTH

42. AND EAT THIS ICKY SOUP.

43. HEY, ARE YOU— WHAT'S THE WORD,

44. YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU GIVE SOMEONE GERMS?

45. CONTAGIOUS.

46. RIGHT. YOU'RE NOT CONTAGIOUS, ARE YOU?

47. I'LL TRY TO AVOID GETTING YOU SICK.

48. AH-CHOO!

49. GET AWAY FROM ME WITH YOUR COLD GERMS.

50. COME ON. I'M TAKING YOU IN.

51. UGH. HUGGY, CAN I HAVE A TISSUE, PLEASE?

52. YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD REALLY GO HOME

53. AND GET INTO BED, TAKE IT EASY.

54. YEAH, YEAH. I KNOW. I WILL...

55. JUST AS SOON AS I TAKE YOU IN.

56. I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE.

57. I DON'T WANT TO GET SICK, TOO.

58. OOH! FEEL BETTER.

59. AW, COME ON.

60. LATER, AT THE YE OLDE FANCY SCHMANCY JEWELRY SHOPPE,

61. OUR EVIL VILLAIN CONTINUES HIS STRING

62. OF DARING DAYLIGHT ROBBERIES.

63. OH! SIR, YOUR SILLY SACK REEKS OF SALAMI.

64. YOU DON'T LIKE THE SALAMI SMELL?

65. AH-CHOO!

66. WORDGIRL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

67. YOU'RE— WHAT'S THAT WORD AGAIN,

68. YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU CAN PASS A COLD

69. FROM ONE PERSON TO ANOTHER?

70. CONTAGIOUS.

71. RIGHT. CONTAGIOUS.

72. YOU SHOULD BE HOME IN BED, NOT SPREADING YOUR GERMS.

73. OH, YEAH?

74. WELL, YOU SHOULD BE HOME,

75. NOT OUT COMMITTING CRIMES.

76. AH-CHOO!

77. WHY DON'T YOU BOTH GO HOME

78. BEFORE I GET YOUR COLD AND YOUR HORRIBLE SALAMI SMELL?

79. COME ON, CHUCK. LET'S GO.

80. NEVER!

81. OH, I HATE WHEN THIS HAPPENS.

82. IT'S SO MESSY, AND YOU END UP WASTING SO MUCH.

83. AH... AH... AH...

84. CHOO!

85. EW! EW! EW!

86. UGH, HOW REVOLTING... AND CONTAGIOUS. SORRY.

87. GERMS, GO AWAY. BE GONE.

88. YOU SNEEZED ALL OVER ME.

89. NOW I'M GONNA BE SICK,

90. AND I WAS HOPING TO—

91. YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU DON'T WANT TO CATCH SOMETHING.

92. WHAT'S THE WORD? AVOID,

93. MEANING TO KEEP AWAY FROM OR NOT GET.

94. YEAH. I WANTED TO AVOID GETTING SICK,

95. AND NOW I'VE GOT YOUR GERMS.

96. I SAID I WAS SORRY.

97. YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE PULLED ME—

98. OH, NOT AGAIN.

99. AH-CHOO!

100. UGH, HERE USE THIS AND HAVE IT LAUNDERED.

101. 8, 9, 10,000. I GOT IT.

102. I'VE FINALLY STOLEN ENOUGH TO GET

103. THE TURBO-CHARGED SUPER SALAMI SLICER.

104. AH-CHOO! OH, NO. DON'T TELL ME.

105. HEY, I CAN'T TASTE ANYTHING.

106. NOOOO! I AM SICK.

107. WHY DOES EVERYTHING ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME?

108. I WON'T SUFFER ALONE.

109. IF I CAN'T ENJOY A DELI SANDWICH ON RYE

110. WITH EXTRA PICKLES, NO ONE CAN.

111. I'M GOING TO STEAL THE GREATEST PLEASURE IN LIFE—

112. EATING SANDWICHES.

113. OK. NOW, WHERE'D I LEAVE MY EVIL

114. HERE IT IS.

115. THE SUPER-DUPER SONIC BOOM SNEEZER.

116. "SUPER LOUD SONIC BOOM SOUND WAVES

117. "COULD DROWN OUT A MARCHING BAND

118. "AND SEND PEOPLE FLYING HUNDREDS OF FEET.

119. YOUR NEIGHBORS WILL HATE YOU, OR YOUR MONEY BACK."

120. HOW MUCH IS IT? WHOA. HOO, THAT'S LITTLE PRICEY.

121. WELL, THE SALAMI SLICER WILL HAVE TO WAIT.

122. AH-CHOO!

123. CHUCKY, DID YOU JUST SNEEZE?

124. NO, MA. IT WAS—

125. THINK OF SOMETHING, CHUCK. THINK, THINK.

126. A TRAIN... ON TV.

127. WAS THAT A COUGH? ARE YOU SICK?

128. I'M FINE, MA. I PROMISE.

129. OH, I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE SHE MAKES HER SOUP.

130. "AND THEN THE WICKED WITCH CACKLED—"

131. DID WHAT? CACKLED.

132. IT MEANS,

133. YOU KNOW, A MEAN-SPIRITED LAUGH. RIGHT.

134. HEY, LET ME GET YOU SOME MORE BLANKETS.

135. DAD, I DON'T NEED ANY MORE BLANKETS.

136. IT'S 90 DEGREES IN HERE. IT'S SWELTERING.

137. THAT'S IT? I BETTER TURN UP THE HEAT.

138. WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM WITH A SPECIAL REPORT.

139. IF YOU CAN SEE BEHIND ME, THERE'S A MAN WITH A SANDWICH HEAD

140. AND A GIANT PLASTIC NOSE MAKING A SONIC BOOM SO LOUD

141. THAT HUNGRY CUSTOMERS CAN'T ORDER THEIR LUNCHES.

142. LET'S WATCH.

143. YES? MAY I HELP YOU? YEAH, THE—

144. HA HA HA! WHOA!

145. I'M SORRY. WHAT DID YOU SAY?

146. GIVE ME A NUMBER— HA HA HA!

147. WHOA!

148. DOESN'T THAT BEAT EVERYTHING?

149. TELL ME, MR.-- WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

150. CHUCK THE EVIL SANDWICH MAKING GUY.

151. HA HA! REALLY?

152. HEY! SORRY.

153. SO, I SEE YOU'RE MAKING IT IMPOSSIBLE

154. FOR ANYONE TO ORDER A SANDWICH.

155. ANY PARTICULAR REASON FOR THIS UNPARALLELED TREACHERY?

156. YES. MY COLD IS SO BAD

157. THAT IT'S WRECKED MY TASTE BUDS,

158. AND IF I CAN'T TASTE A DELI SANDWICH,

159. THEN I DON'T WANT ANYONE ELSE TO, EITHER.

160. WELL, THAT'S MATURE.

161. BOB, WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE AND STOP HIM.

162. NOW, HONEY, WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

163. HEY, HOW ABOUT SOME MOVIE MAGAZINES.

164. ACTUALLY, DAD, I NEED SOME THINGS FROM THE STORE.

165. HMM, "CHICKEN-SOUP-SCENTED BUBBLE BATH,

166. ANCIENT TRIPTEPHANIAN MOUTHWASH, TALKING THERMOMETER."

167. WHY, HONEY, IT'S GOING TO TAKE ME FOREVER TO FIND ALL THESE THINGS.

168. WELL, I GUESS I'D BETTER GET STARTED

169. AFTER I CHANGE INTO SOME DRY CLOTHES.

170. YOUR MOTHER IS DOWNSTAIRS IF YOU NEED ANYTHING.

171. GOT TO PULL IT TOGETHER AND STOP CHUCK.

172. WORD UP.

173. BACK AT THE LOCAL GROCERY,

174. CHUCK THE EVIL SANDWICH MAKING GUY

175. CONTINUES HIS UNUSUAL IN-STORE PROMOTION.

176. ATTENTION, GROCERY STORE SHOPPERS.

177. AT THE DELI COUNTER TODAY,

178. WE HAVE AN EAR-SPLITTING SONIC BOOM.

179. AH-CHOO!

180. KID, I LIKE YOUR STYLE.

181. I COULDN'T BUY ALL THIS FREE PUBLICITY.

182. PLUS, YOU'VE INCREASED EARPLUG SALES 120%.

183. YOU'RE HIRED.

184. BUT I DON'T WANT TO WORK. I JUST WANT—

185. WHAT'S THAT WORD WHEN YOU WANT TO GET EVEN?

186. THE WORD IS "REVENGE."

187. WORDGIRL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

188. YOU'RE SICK. YOU SHOULD BE HOME IN BED,

189. A LITTLE CHICKEN SOUP.

190. WE HAVE CHICKEN SOUP ON SALE ON AISLE 8. THANKS.

191. I'M HERE TO STOP YOU FROM CAUSING A PUBLIC DISTURBANCE.

192. YOU STARTED IT.

193. IF YOU HADN'T GIVEN ME YOUR CONTAGIOUS COLD,

194. I WOULDN'T BE SICK AND WOULDN'T HAVE TO STOP

195. OTHER PEOPLE FROM ENJOYING THEIR SANDWICHES.

196. YOU COULD HAVE AVOIDED GETTING MY COLD BY SIMPLY—

197. BY USING HAND SANITIZER, AISLE TWO.

198. ACTUALLY, CHUCK, YOU COULD HAVE AVOIDED—

199. AH-CHOO!--MY COLD BY NOT COMMITTING ANY CRIMES.

200. YEAH. I GUESS THAT'S TRUE,

201. OH, BUT THEN HOW ELSE COULD I AFFORD

202. THE TURBO-CHARGED SALAMI SLICER?

203. HUH, MISS SMARTY PANTS?

204. BY WORKING FOR ME.

205. NOW I DON'T EVEN HAVE ENOUGH MONEY FOR THAT

206. BECAUSE I SPENT ALL OF MY MONEY

207. ON THIS GIANT— AH-CHOO!-- NOSE MACHINE.

208. COULDN'T YOU FIND A LESS EXPENSIVE NOSE MACHINE,

209. ONE THAT'S A LITTLE SMALLER?

210. THIS ONE IS SO BIG. AH-CHOO!

211. IT'S OBVIOUSLY DESIGNED TO DISTURB

212. MUCH BIGGER PLACES, LIKE A CONCERT HALL.

213. BUT THEY HARDLY EVER SERVE SANDWICHES

214. AT MOZART CONCERTS.

215. A DELI IS THE BEST PLACE

216. TO FIND PEOPLE WHO WANT TO EAT SANDWICHES.

217. LOOK. WE'RE BOTH TOO SICK TO FIGHT RIGHT NOW,

218. SO LET'S JUST MAKE IT EASY AND GO TO THE POLICE STATION.

219. NEVER!

220. HI-YAH!

221. TAKE—AH-CHOO!

222. OH, YEAH? TAKE THIS.

223. AH

224. AH-CHOO! TISSUE?

225. THANKS. YOU'RE WELCOME.

226. Huggy Face: * OO OO

227. HOLY COW! IT'S A BRAND-NEW TURBO-CHARGED SALAMI SLICER.

228. YOU'RE EVEN SHINIER IN PERSON,

229. AND YOUR BLADES,

230. THEY'RE SO SHARP, AND LOOK.

231. YOU EVEN HAVE A COMPARTMENT FOR SALAMI SCRAPS.

232. HEY! WHAT'S WITH THE BARS?

233. THOSE BARS BELONG TO THE PADDY WAGON

234. THAT YOU JUST WALKED INTO.

235. HUGGY ORDERED IT BACKED UP

236. TO THE GROCERY STORE'S DELIVERY DOOR.

237. NICE WORK, HUGGY.

238. PADDY WAGON? BUT YOU CAN'T SEND ME TO JAIL.

239. THEY HAVE ALL THOSE INMATES THERE WITH ALL THOSE GERMS,

240. AND YOU HAVE TO SHARE SINKS,

241. AND THEN I'LL NEVER GET OVER THIS COLD.

242. RELAX. YOU'RE GOING HOME.

243. YOU'RE BEING RELEASED INTO THE CUSTODY OF YOUR MOTHER,

244. AND YOU'LL BE UNDER HOUSE ARREST FOR 6 MONTHS.

245. HOUSE ARREST?

246. WAIT. MY MOTHER KNOWS ABOUT THIS?

247. OH, I'D RATHER SHARE A DIRTY SINK.

248. SHE'S GONNA MAKE ME EAT THAT SOUP.

249. OH, WAIT TILL SHE SEES I WENT OUTSIDE WITHOUT A SWEATER.

250. OH, NO.

251. AND SO ANOTHER SINISTER PLOT FOILED,

252. THANKS TO THE WORK OF WORDGIRL AND CAPTAIN HUGGY FACE.

253. IT WAS NOTHING.

254. AH... AH— NOT AGAIN—CHOO!

255. COLD REMEDIES ON AISLE 4.

256. MOMMY IS GOING TO TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOU

257. WHILE YOU'RE UNDER HOUSE ARREST.

258. I MADE A WHOLE VAT OF CHICKEN GIZZARD SOUP.

259. OH... AH-CHOO!

260. I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LOVE THAT, LITTLE CHUCKY-BOO.

261. WELL, GUESS THERE'S NO WAY

262. FOR CHUCK THE EVIL SANDWICH MAKING GUY

263. TO AVOID THAT SOUP.

264. TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE

265. OF—AH-CHOO!--"WORDGIRL."

266. ANYBODY GOT A TISSUE?

267. HELLO. I'M BEAU HANDSOME, AND THIS IS...

268. "MAY I HAVE A WORD?"

269. AS USUAL, THE PLAYER WHO CORRECTLY DEFINES

270. TODAY'S FEATURED WORD WILL WIN A FABULOUS PRIZE.

271. LET'S PLAY...

272. "MAY I HAVE A WORD?"

273. YES, YOU MAY. TODAY'S FEATURED WORD IS "HURL."

274. TO GIVE YOU A CLUE, HERE ARE SOME CLIPS FROM "WORDGIRL"

275. THAT SHOW THE CORRECT MEANING OF THE WORD.

276. OH, BUTCHER, WILL YOU NEVER LEARN

277. THAT YOUR MEAT ATTACKS ARE NO MATCH FOR WORDGIRL?

278. SHE'S INVINCIBLE.

279. OK, BUT WHO CAN DEFINE THE WORD?

280. "INVINCIBLE" MEANS

281. CAN'T BE DESTROYED BY ANYTHING, UNBEATABLE.

282. WELL, YES, EMILY. THAT'S CORRECT,

283. BUT THAT'S NOT THE DEFINITION WE'RE LOOKING FOR.

284. THE BUTCHER—WHAT A TOTALLY LAME OPPONENT FOR WORDGIRL.

285. AND HE CALLS HIMSELF A VILLAIN?

286. NO, EMILY. YOU CAN'T DEFINE "VILLAIN," EITHER.

287. THE FEATURED WORD IS "HURL." ANY GUESSES?

288. YES, TOMMY.

289. "HURL" MEANS TO THROW OR FLING,

290. LIKE THE BUTCHER DOES WITH HIS LAME MEAT.

291. YES. CONGRATULATIONS, TOMMY. YOU ARE TODAY'S WINNER.

292. HUGGY, SHOW HIM WHAT HE'S WON—

293. AN OFFICIAL WORDGIRL 10-FOOT PAPERCLIP.

294. OOH! OOH! OOH!

295. HEY, THAT PRIZE IS AS LAME AS THE BUTCHER.

296. SEE YOU NEXT TIME ON...

297. "MAY I HAVE A WORD?"

298. PSST. LISTEN FOR "FORGERY" AND "MAGNIFICENT."

299. IT'S A NIGHT OF CULTURE

300. AT THE ELEGANT GARFUNKEL GALLERY,

301. WHERE ALL OF HIGH SOCIETY HAS GATHERED FOR AN ART AUCTION.

302. SO, VIOLET, WHEN DO THEY AUCTION OFF

303. THE FAMOUS LOST STATUE THAT YOU WANTED TO SHOW ME?

304. IT'S COMING UP NEXT.

305. HERE. LOOK. ISN'T IT MAGNIFICENT?

306. IT'S BEAUTIFUL, BUT, WELL, WHAT IS IT?

307. WELL, IT'S NOT REALLY ANYTHING, IN PARTICULAR.

308. IT'S JUST A SHAPE,

309. AND IT'S BEEN LOST FOR OVER 50 YEARS.

310. HUH, AND IT SUDDENLY JUST TURNED UP NOW AT OUR TOWN AUCTION?

311. I KNOW.

312. WE'RE REALLY LUCKY TO GET TO SEE IT IN PERSON.

313. WONDER WHAT KIND OF ART COLLECTOR

314. WOULD WANT TO SELL SOMETHING SO MAGNIFICENT.

315. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

316. HORST MEYER'S "STATUE OF LIMITATIONS."

317. OHH... OHH...

318. HMM, THAT'S STRANGE.

319. WHAT? OH, NOTHING.

320. I'VE SEEN SO MANY PICTURES OF THE STATUE,

321. I GUESS IT JUST LOOKS DIFFERENT IN REAL LIFE.

322. WE SHALL START THE BIDDING AT... $11!

323. $200,000.

324. I HEREBY WITHDRAW MY BID.

325. VERY WELL. DO I HEAR 200,000?

326. 200,000. I GOT A BID OF 200,000.

327. 250, 250, 3, 300,000, 300,000, 400, 400,

328. 550, 550, 550, 500,000 HERE, 600,000, 600,000 SOLD!

329. THANK YOU.

330. UH!

331. OUR THANKS TO MRS. VON HOOSINGHAUS

332. AND TO OUR GRACIOUS SELLER—THE BUTCHER.

333. HOW YOU DOING?

334. WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?

335. I INVITE YOU ALL TO RETURN FOR TOMORROW NIGHT'S AUCTION

336. TO SEE WHAT OTHER MAGNIFICENT ITEMS

337. THE BUTCHER PUTS ON THE BLOCK.

338. THERE'S A LOT MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM, FOLKS.

339. SINCE WHEN DOES THE BUTCHER COLLECT ART?

340. WE'D BETTER TAKE A CLOSER LOOK.

341. WHAT'S HE DOING?

342. OK. LET'S JUST BE PATIENT.

343. HE'S BOUND TO REVEAL HIS EVIL SCHEME AT SOME POINT.

344. ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS STAY HIDDEN UNTIL HE DOES.

345. SHH!

346. HEY! WHO GOES THERE?

347. OR WE COULD GO WITH PLAN "B."

348. HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, BUTCHER.

349. WORDGIRL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

350. I MIGHT ASK YOU THE SAME THING.

351. WELL, YOU MIGHT, BUT YOU MIGHT NOT GET THE CHANCE.

352. PASTRAMI ATTACK!

353. HA HA HA!

354. THAT'LL TEACH YOU NOT TO TRY AND STEAL FROM MY ART COLLECTION.

355. I'M NOT HERE TO STEAL FROM YOU.

356. I'M HERE TO FOIL YOUR EVIL SCHEME.

357. WHICH WAS WHAT AGAIN?

358. NO. YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG, WORDGIRL.

359. I DON'T NEED CRIME NOW THAT I'VE LEARNED

360. TO APPRECIATE THE BEAUTY OF ART.

361. WHY, JUST LOOK AT ALL THESE LONG-LOST WORKS THAT I'VE COLLECTED.

362. THE "PHONE ELISA,"

363. THE "VENUS DE FLYTRAP,"

364. AND MICKEY ANGELO'S "DAVE."

365. AREN'T THEY MAGNISIFENT?

366. I THINK YOU MEAN MAGNIFICENT,

367. AS IN SPLENDID IN APPEARANCE OR EXCEPTIONALLY BEAUTIFUL.

368. WHAT DID I SAY? YOU WERE ABOUT TO TELL ME

369. HOW YOU STOLE ALL THESE WORKS OF ART.

370. I WAS? BUT I DIDN'T.

371. WELL, HOW ELSE WOULD A CRIMINAL LIKE YOU GET THEM?

372. YARD SALES. OH, COME ON.

373. YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT YOU FOUND

374. ALL THESE PRICELESS WORKS OF ART AT YARD SALES?

375. YEAH. I ALSO FOUND THIS COOL AIR HOCKEY TABLE.

376. YEAH, BUT— LOOK.

377. THESE WORKS OF ART HAVE BEEN LOST FOR MANY YEARS, RIGHT?

378. YEAH, BUT— AND MANY YEARS IS A REALLY LONG TIME, RIGHT?

379. YEAH, BUT— SO, I WASN'T EVEN BORN BACK THEN.

380. THERE'S NO WAY I COULD HAVE STOLEN SOMETHING BEFORE I WAS BORN.

381. YEAH, BUT— I DON'T KNOW.

382. LOOKS LIKE THE ONLY CRIMINALS HERE

383. ARE YOU AND FUZZY FACE OVER THERE.

384. US? THAT'S RIGHT.

385. YOU BROKE INTO MY WAREHOUSE,

386. AND NOW YOU'RE CALLING ME A CROOK WITH NO PROOF.

387. NOW GET LOST BEFORE I CALL THE COPS.

388. UGH, ALL RIGHT,

389. BUT WE'LL BE KEEPING AN EYE ON YOU.

390. SOMETHING ABOUT ALL THIS STINKS.

391. MEANWHILE, BACK AT WORDGIRL'S SECRET SPACESHIP HIDEOUT...

392. HMM, EVERYTHING SEEMS TO CHECK OUT—

393. THE "PHONE ELISA," THE "VENUS DE FLYTRAP,"

394. EVEN THE "DAVE."

395. THEY'VE ALL BEEN MISSING FOR YEARS.

396. I'VE GOT TO THINK ABOUT THIS.

397. OO.

398. MAYBE HE'S MAKING FRIENDS WITH ALL THOSE RICH ART PATRONS

399. SO HE CAN STEAL THEIR WALLETS.

400. THAT'S A MAGNIFICENT THEORY.

401. REALLY?

402. NO, NOT REALLY.

403. JUST SWITCH SCENES ALREADY.

404. FINE.

405. SAY, THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.

406. WHILE OUR HEROES ARE GETTING CREATIVE,

407. THE CITY PREPARES FOR NIGHT TWO

408. OF THE GARFUNKEL GALLERY'S ART AUCTION.

409. TONIGHT'S RARE ART PIECE

410. IS PEDRO PEQUENO'S "GUY WITH A GOAT."

411. LONG THOUGHT TO BE LOST FOREVER,

412. THIS PIECE IS ON AUCTION,

413. THANKS TO THE GENEROSITY OF THE BUTCHER.

414. HI AGAIN.

415. MAGNIFICENT, BUT—

416. WHAT

417. OH, I DON'T KNOW.

418. DOES THIS PICTURE LOOK LIKE THAT STATUE TO YOU?

419. I GUESS. I MEAN...

420. THERE'S THE GUY, AND THERE'S THE GOAT.

421. BUT—I DON'T KNOW— IT'S SOMETHING

422. WITH THE TEXTURE OR THE SHADING.

423. SOMETHING JUST DOESN'T SEEM RIGHT.

424. IT'S BROWNER? MAYBE IT'S JUST OLD.

425. LET US OPEN THE BIDDING.

426. DO I HEAR—

427. $19.95!

428. PERHAPS YOU WOULD HAVE BETTER LUCK

429. BIDDING ON SOME OF THE ITEMS AVAILABLE

430. IN OUR VENDING MACHINE.

431. NOW, DO I HEAR 300,000?

432. 300,000, 400,000, 450, 450, 5, 5, 5...

433. GOING ONCE, GOING TWICE, SOLD

434. FOR $4,200,000.94.

435. SOMETHING JUST DOESN'T SEEM RIGHT.

436. THAT'S IT. THE BUTCHER IS FORGING WORKS OF ART.

437. WORD UP.

438. WORDGIRL!

439. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS STATUE IS A FORGERY.

440. WHY, THANK YOU.

441. I THINK IT'S PRETTY FORGERIFFIC MYSELF.

442. NO. IT'S A FORGERY.

443. THAT MEANS IT'S A FAKE,

444. A COPY DESIGNED TO FOOL PEOPLE

445. INTO THINKING IT'S AN ORIGINAL.

446. WORDGIRL, THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS CLAIM.

447. DO YOU HAVE THE REAL LOST STATUE?

448. WELL, NO.

449. SO, WHAT IS YOUR PROOF THAT THIS STATUE IS A FORGERY?

450. UH, THE PROOF IS—

451. SOMETHING JUST DOESN'T SEEM RIGHT.

452. THE PROOF IS THAT SOMETHING JUST DOESN'T SEEM RIGHT.

453. CAN YOU BE MORE SPECIFIC?

454. HUH. IT'S KIND OF BROWNER.

455. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS GIRL AND HER MONKEY

456. HAVE BEEN FOLLOWING ME AROUND

457. MAKING UP A LOT OF WILD STORIES

458. ABOUT ME AND MY ART COLLECTION.

459. CAN'T A BUTCHER GET ANY PEACE?

460. ALL RIGHT. I'M THE POLICE COMMISSIONER HERE.

461. THAT'S A LUCKY BREAK.

462. NOT REALLY. I JUST HAPPEN TO LOVE ART.

463. NOW, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM HERE?

464. FORGED ART WORKS. PESKY SUPERHEROES.

465. WORDGIRL, IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANY PROOF,

466. I'M GOING TO HAVE TO ARREST YOU FOR HARASSING THE BUTCHER.

467. OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT, MR. POLICE CONDITIONER.

468. COMMISSIONER. WELL, NO NEED TO ARREST WORD GIRL.

469. ALL I ASK IS THAT SHE AND HER MONKEY FRIEND

470. BE BANNED FROM THIS GALLERY,

471. ESPECIALLY TOMORROW NIGHT,

472. WHEN I WILL BE AUCTIONING OFF

473. THE RAREST AND MOST VALUABLE PIECE IN MY COLLECTION.

474. DO YOU HEAR THAT, WORDGIRL?

475. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SET FOOT ON THESE PREMISES

476. TOMORROW NIGHT FOR ANY REASON.

477. IF YOU DO...

478. UGH, COME ON, HUGGY. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

479. DON'T WORRY. WE'LL CATCH THE BUTCHER.

480. ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS GET CLOSE ENOUGH TO THOSE ARTWORKS

481. TO FIGURE OUT WHAT'S WRONG WITH THEM.

482. WORD UP.

483. IT'S NIGHT 3 OF THE GARFUNKEL GALLERY'S ART AUCTION.

484. OOH, THERE'S A FANCY-PANTS BILLIONAIRE ART COLLECTOR

485. NOBODY HAS EVER MET BEFORE.

486. GEE, HE SURE DOES LOOK FAMILIAR.

487. COME TO THINK OF IT, SO DOES SHE.

488. SHH! NO? WELL, MY MISTAKE.

489. ANYWAY, THE BIDDING IS ABOUT TO BEGIN.

490. TONIGHT'S ITEM IS THE MOST RARE AND PRECIOUS

491. IN THE BUTCHER'S COLLECTION—

492. THE LONG LOST ABSTRACT PIECE BY THE ARTIST ZELL GINZBURG

493. ENTITLED "COMPLICATED SMUSH."

494. "SMUSH."

495. THE BIDDING WILL START AT...

496. OH.

497. $500,000.

498. DO I HEAR 500? THANK YOU, SIR.

499. DO I HEAR 510? HOLY SMOKES, 4.5 MILLION.

500. 4.6 MILLION, 4.7 MILLION, 4.8 MILLION, 4.9,

501. 5 MILLION, 5.1, 5.2, 5.3, 5.4...

502. DO I HEAR 5.5

503. 5.4 MILLION, GOING ONCE, GOING TWICE,

504. SOLD TO THE GENTLEMAN IN THE VERY DAPPER SUIT

505. WITH THE IMPRESSIVE PADDLE SKILLS.

506. SIR, PLEASE COME FORWARD.

507. NOW, WILL THAT BE CASH OR CASH?

508. "WOULD YOU TAKE AN IOU?"

509. NO, SIR. I'M AFRAID WE CANNOT.

510. NOW, HOW DO YOU WISH TO PAY?

511. SAY, WAIT A MINUTE. I KNOW THIS GUY.

512. EE! I THOUGHT SO.

513. IT'S WORDGIRL'S FRIEND CAPTAIN SQUISHY FACE.

514. YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE.

515. AND NEITHER AM I.

516. WE'RE HERE TO EXPOSE YOUR EVIL PLOT.

517. THIS STATUE IS A FORGERY.

518. OH, COME ON. FOR THE LOVE OF...

519. NO. LISTEN. I'M SURE OF IT.

520. I'M TELLING YOU, THIS STATUE IS 100% REAL,

521. WITH NO ARTIFICIAL COLORS OR PRESERVATIVES.

522. WHAT? WHAT? UH, NOTHING.

523. WAIT A MINUTE. THAT'S IT.

524. IS THAT POLICE CONVECTIONER HERE?

525. IT'S COMMISSIONER, AND, YES, I AM.

526. I WANT THESE TWO ARRESTED.

527. NO. WAIT. IT'S A FAKE.

528. IT'S BROWNER AND LUMPIER THAN IT SHOULD BE,

529. OO OO AND IT SMELLS REALLY GOOD. WHAT?

530. JUST COME ALONG QUIETLY.

531. I'VE GOT IT. IT IS A FAKE.

532. HUGGY, PLAN NUMBER 568.

533. HEY!

534. HE'S EATING THE "SMUSH."

535. I KNEW IT.

536. THE BUTCHER HAS BEEN FORGING THESE ART WORKS.

537. THEY'RE ALL MADE OUT OF MEAT.

538. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. HOLD EVERYTHING.

539. SERGEANT HENDERSON. YES, SIR?

540. GET ME A CRACKER.

541. YES, SIR.

542. THAT'S PURE CHOPPED LIVER.

543. BOYS, ARREST THE BUTCHER.

544. BUT, WAIT.

545. MAGNIFICENT WORK, WORDGIRL.

546. WE NEVER SHOULD HAVE DOUBTED YOU.

547. CAPTAIN HUGGY FACE'S STOMACH GETS SOME OF THE CREDIT, TOO.

548. SO PLAN NUMBER 568 IS FOR CAPTAIN HUGGY FACE

549. TO TAKE A BITE OUT OF A STATUE MADE OF MEAT?

550. FIRST TIME WE EVER HAD TO USE IT.

551. AND SO, WORDGIRL ONCE AGAIN SAVES THE DAY

552. BY EXPOSING THE BIGGEST ART FORGERY IN THE CITY'S HISTORY.

553. JOIN US AGAIN NEXT TIME

554. FOR ANOTHER MAGNIFICENT EPISODE OF "WORDGIRL."

555. HELLO. I'M BEAU HANDSOME,

556. AND THIS IS THE BONUS ROUND OF...

557. "MAY I HAVE A WORD?"

558. TOMMY, YOU CORRECTLY DEFINED THE WORD "HURL."

559. READY TO PLAY THE BONUS ROUND?

560. BRING IT. GREAT.

561. TAKE A LOOK AT THESE 3 PICTURES

562. AND TELL ME WHICH ONE SHOWS THE DEFINITION FOR "HURL."

563. OK, TOMMY. GOT AN ANSWER?

564. TJ IS DEMONSTRATING A CLASSIC HURL,

565. SIMILAR TO THE BUTCHER'S HURLING MEAT ATTACKS.

566. NUMBER 1. YOU ARE CORRECT.

567. YOU'VE WON THE BONUS ROUND, TOMMY.

568. HUGGY, SHOW HIM HIS SPECIAL PRIZE.

569. AW, MAN, THAT'S LAMER THAN THE PAPERCLIP.

570. INDEED, IT IS. SEE YOU NEXT TIME ON...

571. "MAY I HAVE A WORD?"

572. WANT WORDGIRL'S WORD POWER?

573. FLY OVER TO YOUR LOCAL LIBRARY.

574. CAPE NOT REQUIRED.

575. WORD UP.

576. MY FAVORITE WORD IS "ANIMALS"

577. BECAUSE I HAVE 17 PETS, TO START WITH.

578. I HAVE 5 DOGS, 4 CATS.

579. I HAVE A PIG, TWO BIRDS, TWO RATS, AND TWO GOATS,

580. AND I HAVE HEDGEHOG NAMED PRICKLY AINSWORTH LONGFELLOW III.

581. MY FAVORITE WORD IS "TEACHER" BECAUSE I HAVE A LOT OF TEACHERS

582. AND I LOVE ALL MY TEACHERS AND THEY DO A LOT FOR ME,

583. AND I LOVE THEM, AND THEY LOVE ME.

584. CAPTAIN HUGGY FACE, SHOW US WHAT PENSIVE MEANS.

585. THAT'S RIGHT! PENSIVE MEANS TO THINK A LOT ABOUT SOMETHING.

586. CONGRATULATIONS, HUGGY!

587. PENSIVE.