1. GO, GIRL!Copy !req
2. WORD UP!Copy !req
3. PSST! LISTEN
FOR "DECIDE" AND "OPPONENT."Copy !req
4. JUST ANOTHER
TYPICAL DAY IN THE CITY.Copy !req
5. THE SUN IS SHINING,
THE BIRDS ARE SINGING,Copy !req
6. AND WORDGIRL IS ABOUT
TO GO HEAD TO HEADCopy !req
7. WITH YET ANOTHER
EVIL VILLAIN...Copy !req
8. UNLEASH THAT STATUE,
AMAZING ROPE GUY!Copy !req
9. I'M TAKING YOU IN!Copy !req
10. OH, NO YOU'RE NOT!
I'M TAKING YOU AND
MONKEY FACE DOWN!Copy !req
11. THAT'S IT?Copy !req
12. WELL, YEAH.Copy !req
13. I HAVE TO SAY,
NOT SO AMAZING.Copy !req
14. GOOD WORK,
WORDGIRL!Copy !req
15. FOR SAVING OUR FAIR TOWN,
I PRESENT TO YOUCopy !req
16. THE KEY TO THE CITY!Copy !req
17. THANKS. MY 27th KEY.Copy !req
18. WORDGIRL, I NEED TO
ASK YOU SOMETHING VERY
IMPORTANT.Copy !req
19. SHOOT.Copy !req
20. AT MY VICTORY PARTY,
CAN WE SERVE PASTA
INSTEAD OF SALAD?Copy !req
21. HUH?Copy !req
22. LETTUCE STICKS
IN MY TEETH.Copy !req
23. OOPS, I'M SORRY.
HERE WE GO.Copy !req
24. CAN I COUNT ON YOUR VOTE
IN THE UPCOMING ELECTION?Copy !req
25. UM, I'M TOO
YOUNG TO VOTE.Copy !req
26. OH. TOO BAD.Copy !req
27. I NEED ALL THE HELP I
CAN GET TO BEAT THE GUYCopy !req
28. RUNNING AGAINST ME.Copy !req
29. WHO'S YOUR OPPONENT?Copy !req
30. MY...?Copy !req
31. OPPONENT.Copy !req
32. YOU KNOW, THE PERSON
RUNNING AGAINST YOU.Copy !req
33. OH, UH...
THAT WOULD BE...Copy !req
34. Woman over P.A.:
AHEM! EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
35. MR. BIG!
VOTE FOR MR. BIG!Copy !req
36. HE'LL MAKE
BIG, BIG CHANGES...Copy !req
37. MEANWHILE,
IN A SPACIOUS PENTHOUSE OFFICE,Copy !req
38. MR. BIG HATCHES
HIS EVIL PLANS.Copy !req
39. SOON THE WHOLE CITY WILL BE
UNDER MY CONTROL!Copy !req
40. NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO STOP ME
ONCE I'M CROWNED MAYOR!Copy !req
41. MWA HA HA HA!Copy !req
42. UM, MAYORS DON'T
WEAR CROWNS...Copy !req
43. OH, THEY WILL.Copy !req
44. ABOUT THE BIG
DEBATE TONIGHT—Copy !req
45. RIGHT! THANKS TO
MY ULTIMATE NUMBER ONECopy !req
46. EVIL MIND CONTROL DEVICE,
EVERYONE WHO SEES ME TONIGHTCopy !req
47. WILL VOTE FOR ME!Copy !req
48. ACTUALLY, SIR, THE
BATTERIES ARE DEAD.Copy !req
49. NEW ONES HAVEN'T
COME IN YET.Copy !req
50. FINE, THEN WE'LL JUST
HAVE TO USE THE ULTIMATECopy !req
51. NUMBER TWO EVIL MIND—Copy !req
52. UM, SORRY.
BATTERIES.Copy !req
53. ULTIMATE NUMBER THREE?Copy !req
54. NO.Copy !req
55. FIVE?Copy !req
56. YEAH, WE'RE OUT.Copy !req
57. THAT'S ABSURD!Copy !req
58. I CAN'T FACE VOTERS
WITHOUT MY MIND CONTROL DEVICE!Copy !req
59. I'LL CANCEL
THE DEBATE.Copy !req
60. NO. MAYBE I'LL TRY
TO WIN THIS ONECopy !req
61. WITHOUT MIND CONTROL.Copy !req
62. YOU KNOW, BY GIVING
THE PEOPLE OF THIS CITY
EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT.Copy !req
63. MWA HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
64. NOW, THAT'S DIABOLICAL!Copy !req
65. YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT!Copy !req
66. LATER, AT THE DEBATE...Copy !req
67. I'VE NEVER COVERED AN ELECTION
FOR THE "DAILY RAG" BEFORE.Copy !req
68. UNLESS YOU COUNT THE
ONE FOR HALL MONITOR.Copy !req
69. HMMM.
SOMETHING'S FISHY HERE.Copy !req
70. THAT'S MY NEW
COLOGNE.Copy !req
71. NO, NOT THAT. I JUST
DON'T TRUST MR. BIG AT ALL.Copy !req
72. HE LOOKS OK TO ME.Copy !req
73. YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'M VOTING FOR HIM!Copy !req
74. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.Copy !req
75. MR. BIG LOVES TO USE
MIND CONTROL TO GET
WHAT HE WANTS.Copy !req
76. I'M AFRAID HE'S
GOING TO USE IT TO TRY
TO WIN THE ELECTION!Copy !req
77. YOU'RE RIGHT! I AM
NOT VOTING FOR HIM...
MAYBE.Copy !req
78. DAD, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO DECIDE SOONER OR LATER.Copy !req
79. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
RE-ELECT ME AND I WILLCopy !req
80. CONTINUE TO DO A GREAT
JOB FOR THE CITY.Copy !req
81. I'LL CLEAN UP THE
SCHOOLS, BUILD MORE
LIBRARIES,Copy !req
82. AND IMPROVE THE PARKS.
THANK YOU.Copy !req
83. I'VE DECIDED.
HE'S GOT MY VOTE!Copy !req
84. GREETINGS, FAIR CITIZENS.Copy !req
85. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO
LIVE IN THE GREATEST CITY
IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLDCopy !req
86. WITHOUT LEAVING
YOUR FRONT DOOR?Copy !req
87. WELL, IF YOU WANT THIS
CITY TO BE NUMBER ONE,Copy !req
88. VOTE FOR ME, YOUR NUMBER
ONE CANDIDATE, MR. BIG!Copy !req
89. I'VE DECIDED.
HE'S GOT MY VOTE!Copy !req
90. DAD!Copy !req
91. I WANT TO GIVE YOU
EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT!Copy !req
92. YOU, SIR.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?Copy !req
93. NEW SCHOOLS?Copy !req
94. DONE!Copy !req
95. I DON'T WANT NEW SCHOOLS.Copy !req
96. DONE!Copy !req
97. BUT HE JUST PROMISED
NEW SCHOOLS —Copy !req
98. I WANT A PONY!
DONE!Copy !req
99. I WANT A NEW JUICER!
DONE!Copy !req
100. DAD! MR. BIG IS TRYING
TO BUY YOUR VOTE!Copy !req
101. YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M
VOTING FOR THE MAYOR.Copy !req
102. CAN I STILL
GET MY JUICER?
DONE!Copy !req
103. A FLYING SKATEBOARD!Copy !req
104. MY OWN
NEWSPAPER!Copy !req
105. RRR!Copy !req
106. DONE! DONE! DONE!Copy !req
107. MR. BIG, JUST HOW DO YOU
EXPECT TO MAKE GOODCopy !req
108. ON ALL YOUR PROMISES?Copy !req
109. YEAH!Copy !req
110. PLEASE. THIS IS NO TIME
FOR DEBATE.Copy !req
111. HUH?Copy !req
112. ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE
IF WE ALL WORK TOGETHER.Copy !req
113. MR. BIG! MR. BIG!Copy !req
114. HMM. THAT LOOKS
A LITTLE SUSPICIOUS.Copy !req
115. MR. BIG! MR. BIG!Copy !req
116. MISTER... YES!Copy !req
117. FINALLY, AS A TOKEN
OF THE GREAT THINGS TO COME,Copy !req
118. I'VE INSTALLED A GIANT TV
IN THE DOWNTOWN SQUARE.Copy !req
119. EVERYONE LIKES TV, RIGHT?Copy !req
120. I LOVE TV!Copy !req
121. COME ON, WE'VE
GOT WORK TO DO.Copy !req
122. WORD UP!Copy !req
123. VICTORY! SOON THE CITY
WILL BE MINE!Copy !req
124. MAHAHAHAHA!Copy !req
125. STOP RIGHT THERE!Copy !req
126. WORDGIRL! CAPTAIN
HAIRY FACE!Copy !req
127. GET THEM!Copy !req
128. NOW, HUGGY!Copy !req
129. HOLD IT!Copy !req
130. I KNOW JUST WHAT
YOU'RE UP TO, MR. BIG.Copy !req
131. THAT'S A MIND CONTROL
DEVICE, ISN'T IT?Copy !req
132. YOU'RE USING IT TO MAKE
PEOPLE VOTE FOR YOU!Copy !req
133. MIND CONTROL?
WHY, I'M INSULTED.Copy !req
134. AHA! JUST AS I—
GUMMY YUMMIES?Copy !req
135. TOP OF THE LINE
GUMMY YUMMIES.Copy !req
136. IMPORTED.Copy !req
137. SORRY.
MR. BIG VOTERS ONLY.Copy !req
138. FREE GUMMY YUMMIES
FOR EVERYONE!Copy !req
139. MIS-TER BIG! MIS-TER BIG!Copy !req
140. MIS-TER BIG!Copy !req
141. AND I PROMISE EVERYONE
IN THE CITY FREE ICE CREAM
FOR LIFE...Copy !req
142. AND THEIR VERY OWN
STATUE MADE OF CHEESE...Copy !req
143. X-RAY VISION...Copy !req
144. RRR!Copy !req
145. I KNOW!
I'M FRUSTRATED, TOO.Copy !req
146. OF COURSE I THINK HE HAS
SOMETHING EVIL PLANNED,Copy !req
147. BUT I CAN'T ARREST HIM!Copy !req
148. IT'S NOT LIKE HE'S USING
MIND CONTROL... YET.Copy !req
149. TODAY'S THE BIG DAY
AS VOTERS RACE TO THE POLLSCopy !req
150. TO MAKE THEIR FATEFUL
DECISION.Copy !req
151. WILL THEY RE-ELECT
THE TOWN'S MAYORCopy !req
152. OR HIS OPPONENT, MR. BIG?Copy !req
153. I WANT A TRAIN SET
WITH FLOATING TRACKS.Copy !req
154. ACTUAL SIZE.Copy !req
155. I WANT A PURPLE
POLKA-DOT POODLE...Copy !req
156. DONE AND DONE.Copy !req
157. MR. BIG, PLEASE
STOP MAKING PROMISES
UNTIL I CAN CATCH UP!Copy !req
158. PUH-LEASE! WE HAVE
THIS ELECTION WON.Copy !req
159. ACTUALLY, WE'VE GOTTEN
A LITTLE BEHIND ON OUR
PROMISES...Copy !req
160. AND SOME OF THE VOTERS
ARE TURNING AGAINST US.Copy !req
161. IMPOSSIBLE! BUY MORE
SUGARY TREATS!Copy !req
162. ORDER MORE CLOWNS!Copy !req
163. BUT, MR. BIG—Copy !req
164. PEOPLE, LISTEN TO ME!Copy !req
165. MR. BIG IS AN EVIL
BUSINESSMAN!Copy !req
166. HE'S MAKING A LOT
OF FALSE PROMISESCopy !req
167. JUST SO YOU'LL VOTE
FOR HIM!Copy !req
168. THEN HE'S GOING TO
CARRY OUT SOME SORTCopy !req
169. OF EVIL PLAN!Copy !req
170. WHAT EVIL PLAN?Copy !req
171. UHH... I'M NOT SURE.
HE WON'T TELL ME.Copy !req
172. BUT I'M SURE HE HAS ONE!Copy !req
173. I DON'T KNOW. MR. BIG
SEEMED OK TO ME.Copy !req
174. WORDGIRL'S RIGHT!
WE CAN'T TRUST HIM!Copy !req
175. THE VOTING POLLS
ARE NOW OPEN!Copy !req
176. HMM. THE MAYOR.
NO, NO, NO, NO, MR. BIG.Copy !req
177. NO, THE MAYOR.Copy !req
178. I WISH I COULD DECIDE!Copy !req
179. WHAT AN EXCITING ELECTION!Copy !req
180. THE RESULTS ARE IN
AND IT'S A TIE!Copy !req
181. ONLY ONE CITIZEN HAS YET
TO CAST HIS VOTE.Copy !req
182. THE MAYOR... MR. BIG...
THE MAYOR... MR. BIG.Copy !req
183. MR. TIM BOTSFORD,
THE ENTIRE FATE OF THIS TOWNCopy !req
184. HINGES ON YOUR VOTE!Copy !req
185. HI.Copy !req
186. EVERY CITIZEN IN TOWN
IS COUNTING ON YOU,Copy !req
187. WAITING, WATCHING...
YOU CHEW YOUR NAILS.Copy !req
188. I CAN'T DECIDE!Copy !req
189. LISTEN TO ME, DAD—
UH, DA DA DA... MR. BOTSFORD.Copy !req
190. YOU'VE GOT TO VOTE
FOR THE MAYOR.Copy !req
191. WCopy !req
192. BECAUSE MR. BIG
IS UP TO NO GOOD.Copy !req
193. HE'LL RUIN THE CITY!Copy !req
194. ARE YOU SURE?Copy !req
195. TRUST ME,
I'M A SUPERHERO.Copy !req
196. WE KNOW THESE THINGS.Copy !req
197. OH, WELL. IF YOU SAY SO,
WORDGIRL.Copy !req
198. YOU'VE NEVER LET
ME DOWN BEFORE!Copy !req
199. I'M GOING TO VOTE FOR...Copy !req
200. MR. BIG.Copy !req
201. MIND CONTROL!Copy !req
202. YES. I'M TIRED
OF TRYING TO WINCopy !req
203. THE OLD-FASHIONED
WAY.Copy !req
204. PLUS THE NEW
BATTERIESCopy !req
205. CAME EXPRESS MAIL
THIS MORNING.Copy !req
206. PRESS HERE FOR MR. BIG...Copy !req
207. IS THIS
THE END OF OUR FAIR CITY
AS WE KNOW ITCopy !req
208. AND THE BEGINNING OF MR. BIG'S
BIG BAD PLAN?Copy !req
209. IS MR. BOTSFORD REALLY
GOING TO VOTE FOR MR. BIGCopy !req
210. AND HIS BIG BAD PLAN?Copy !req
211. CAN WE DRAG THIS MOMENT
OUT ANY LONGER?Copy !req
212. Mr. HEY!Copy !req
213. WHEW! WHERE DO I VOTE
FOR THE MAYOR?Copy !req
214. OH, HERE.Copy !req
215. MR. BIG.Copy !req
216. THE MAYOR.Copy !req
217. MR. BIG. THE MAYOR.Copy !req
218. HEY! WHAT
JUST HAPPENED?Copy !req
219. SORRY. POLL'S CLOSED.Copy !req
220. BUT IT'S A TIE!Copy !req
221. NOT MY PROBLEM SISTER.Copy !req
222. A TIE?Copy !req
223. WHAT DO WE DO IN A TIE?Copy !req
224. UM, WHY IS
EVERYONE LOOKING AT ME?Copy !req
225. OH, I HAVE THE
RULE BOOK, RIGHT.Copy !req
226. IN CASE OF TIE... TOWN
LAW SAYS THAT EVERYONECopy !req
227. IN THE CITY HAS
TO VOTE AGAIN.Copy !req
228. IT DOES?Copy !req
229. YOU MEAN I HAVE TO GO THROUGH
THIS WHOLE THING AGAIN?Copy !req
230. THAT'S
WHAT IT SAYS HERE.Copy !req
231. MORE B-BUYING
PEOPLE S-STUFF.Copy !req
232. WELL, FORGET THAT!Copy !req
233. THIS TIME I'LL JUST USE
MY MIND CONTROL DEVICECopy !req
234. TO GET EVERY VOTE
IN THE CITY!Copy !req
235. RIGHT! AND THEN
YOU'LL FINALLY
BE ABLE TO CARRY OUTCopy !req
236. YOUR EVIL PLAN!Copy !req
237. YES! FINALLY EVERY CITIZEN
WILL HAVE TO DRESSCopy !req
238. LIKE A GIANT, FUZZY
SQUISHY BUNNY-BUNNY!Copy !req
239. UMMM... WHAT?Copy !req
240. THAT'S THE PLAN?Copy !req
241. IT'S A LITTLE WEIRD.Copy !req
242. I GAVE EVERYONE ELSE
WHAT THEY WANTED!Copy !req
243. NOW I WANT A SQUISHY
BUNNY CITY!Copy !req
244. AND WITH MIND CONTROL,
I'M GOING TO GET IT!Copy !req
245. HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
246. OH, HELP!Copy !req
247. UM, HUGGY, DID
YOU GET ALL THAT?Copy !req
248. RRR!Copy !req
249. OH... RATS!Copy !req
250. HELLO.Copy !req
251. OH! OWW!Copy !req
252. LOOKS LIKE THIS ELECTION
IS ALL WRAPPED UP.Copy !req
253. HA HA... YEAH.Copy !req
254. AND SO, THE MAYOR
BEATS HIS OPPONENT,Copy !req
255. WORDGIRL SAVES THE CITY
FROM ANOTHER EVIL VILLAIN,Copy !req
256. AND MR. BOTSFORD
MAKES A DECISIONCopy !req
257. TO BRUSH HIS TEETH
IN PUBLIC!Copy !req
258. EWW!Copy !req
259. BE SURE TO JOIN US
NEXT WEEKCopy !req
260. FOR ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE
OF "WORDGIRL."Copy !req
261. HELLO. I'M BEAU HANDSOME
AND THIS IS...Copy !req
262. MAY I HAVE A WORD!Copy !req
263. AS USUAL, THE PLAYER
WHO CORRECTLY DEFINESCopy !req
264. TODAY'S FEATURED WORD
WILL WIN A FABULOUS PRIZE!Copy !req
265. LET'S PLAY...Copy !req
266. MAY I HAVE A WORD!Copy !req
267. YES, YOU MAY!Copy !req
268. TODAY'S FEATURED
WORD IS "ENORMOUS."Copy !req
269. TO GIVE YOU A CLUE,
HERE ARE SOME CLIPSCopy !req
270. FROM WORDGIRL THAT SHOW
THE MEANING OF THE WORD.Copy !req
271. OK. PERHAPS IF WE SHOWED
THE CLIP IN SLOWCopy !req
272. YOU'VE GOT TO
BE KIDDING ME!Copy !req
273. WE'VE HAD FAR HARDER
WORDS THAN ENORMOUS!Copy !req
274. I KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.
EVEN THE MONKEY KNOWS
WHAT IT MEANS!Copy !req
275. YOU KNOW, IN FACT,
YOU ARE ALL GIVING MECopy !req
276. AN ENORMOUS HEADACHE!Copy !req
277. ENORMOUS MEANS HUGE,
GIGANTIC, VERY BIG!Copy !req
278. YES! MIRACLE OF MIRACLES,
YOU'VE DONE IT!Copy !req
279. YOU'RE ALL WINNERS!Copy !req
280. OH, HUGGY, SHOW THEM
WHAT THEY'VE WON.Copy !req
281. YOUR VERY OWN OFFICIAL
WORDGIRL ENORMOUS BALLCopy !req
282. OF RUBBER BANDS.Copy !req
283. OOOH!Copy !req
284. YES, IT'S A BALL
AND IT'S EN—Copy !req
285. CAN SOMEONE GET ME
AN ENORMOUS ICE PACK?Copy !req
286. THAT'S ALL FOR THIS
EPISODE, THANK GOODNESS.Copy !req
287. SEE YOU NEXT TIME ON...Copy !req
288. MAY I HAVE A WORD!Copy !req
289. LISTEN FOR THE WORDS
"PERFECT" AND "SUSPICIOUS."Copy !req
290. AT THE CITY
CONVENTION CENTER
AND BACK-UP AQUARIUM,Copy !req
291. THE ANNUAL "WORDS ARE NIFTY"
COMPETITION IS UNDERWAY.Copy !req
292. ALL RIGHT, MS. BOTSFORD,
YOUR NEXT WORD TO DEFINECopy !req
293. IS "SUSPICIOUS."Copy !req
294. SUSPICIOUS MEANS HAVING
THE BELIEF THAT SOMEONECopy !req
295. IS INVOLVED IN A
DISHONEST ACTIVITY.Copy !req
296. FOR INSTANCE, THAT BOY'S
BULGING POCKETSCopy !req
297. MAKE ME SUSPICIOUS OF HIM.Copy !req
298. OH, WELL DONE.Copy !req
299. I... I JUST REALLY LIKE
WORDS A LOT. THANK YOU.Copy !req
300. THAT CONCLUDES ROUND ONE.Copy !req
301. THE COMPETITION WILL RESUME
IN PRECISELY 1,084 SECONDS.Copy !req
302. SORRY. I MEAN 1,083 SECONDS.Copy !req
303. NO, MY MISTAKE.
1,082 SECONDS.Copy !req
304. IT SEEMS LIKE IT KEEPS MOVING
EVERY SEC—RIGHT TIME!Copy !req
305. I UNDERST...
WE'RE AT 1,067 SECONDS.Copy !req
306. HEY, BECKY.
OH, HEY, SCOOPS.Copy !req
307. CONGRATULATIONS ON
A PERFECT FIRST ROUND.Copy !req
308. THANKS.
YOU REALLY ACED IT.Copy !req
309. WELL, IT'S NO BIG—
I MEAN, YOU KNOW
ANYONE —Copy !req
310. I JUST REALLY LIKE
WORDS. THANK YOU.Copy !req
311. HEY, HOW'D YOU
GET LUCKY ENOUGH TO COVER
SUCH A WORDCopy !req
312. WELL, ACTUALLY,
I'D RATHER BE REPORTING
ON ALMOST ANYTHING ELSE.Copy !req
313. WHY? WHAT'S BETTER
THAN DEFINING WORDS?Copy !req
314. OH, I KNOW, NOTHING.Copy !req
315. ANYWAY. IT'S JUST,
I'VE WORKED FOR THIS PAPER
FOR SO LONGCopy !req
316. THAT BY NOW I FIGURED
I'D BE GETTING SOME MEATIER
ASSIGNMENTS, YOU KNOW?Copy !req
317. UH-HUH.Copy !req
318. IF I COULD DO SOMETHING
LIKE EXPOSE WORDGIRL'S
SECRET IDENTITY,Copy !req
319. WHY, IT WOULD TAKE MY CAREER
TO THE NEXT LEVEL!Copy !req
320. SOME DAYCopy !req
321. HEY! WHAT'S THAT SMELL?Copy !req
322. IS THAT GROUND BEEF?Copy !req
323. JUST SET
THE BEANS OVER THERE
BY THE BIG POT.Copy !req
324. OH, YEAH!Copy !req
325. THAT'S THE BUTCHER.
I WONDER WHAT HE'S UP TO.Copy !req
326. WE HAVE A FEW MINUTES
BEFORE THE NEXT ROUND.Copy !req
327. COME ON, BOB.Copy !req
328. WHY IS BECKY LEAVING
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE
COMPETITION?Copy !req
329. AND WHY AM I NOT
EATING THAT CORN BREAD?Copy !req
330. WORD UP!Copy !req
331. MEANWHILE,
ACROSS TOWN AT THE BANK...Copy !req
332. STOP RIGHT THERE,
BUTCHER!Copy !req
333. WORDGIRL?Copy !req
334. YOU'RE NOT ROBBING THIS
BANK ON MY WATCH, BUTCH—Copy !req
335. WHAT'S ALL THIS?Copy !req
336. OH, THIS IS JUST PART
OF MY PERFECT PLANCopy !req
337. TO ROBBIFY THIS HERE BANK.Copy !req
338. YOU MEAN TO ROB
THIS BANK. BUT HOW?Copy !req
339. WELL, THAT'S FOR ME TO KNOW
AND SOMEONE ELSE TO FIND OUT.Copy !req
340. SOMEONE ELSE BEING YOU.Copy !req
341. WELL, UH, WHEN WILL
THIS ALL BE DONE?Copy !req
342. OH, YEAH, NOT FOR
A LITTLE BIT.Copy !req
343. I MEAN, I JUST
STARTED THE CHILI.Copy !req
344. I MEAN, THAT'S
AN ALL DAY THING.Copy !req
345. OH, WELL, GOOD!
THAT ACTUALLY WORKSCopy !req
346. BECAUSE I HAVE TO BE
SOMEWHERE.Copy !req
347. OH, GREAT. SEE YOU IN A FEW.Copy !req
348. DID WE ACTUALLY FIGHT
ANY CRIME JUST THEN?Copy !req
349. AND WITH 24 SECONDS
TO SPARE.Copy !req
350. HEY, WHERE HAVE
YOU GUYS BEEN?Copy !req
351. AND WHY DO YOU SMELL
LIKE 500 POUNDS OF CHILI?Copy !req
352. I WENT, UM, ACROSS THE STREET
TO THE CHILI PLACE DURING BREAK.Copy !req
353. THERE'S NO CHILI PLACE
ACROSS THE STREET.Copy !req
354. I'M HERE LIVE AT THE BANK
WHERE LOCAL SUPER VILLAIN,Copy !req
355. THE BUTCHER, IS PREPARING
500 POUNDS OF CHILI.Copy !req
356. SAY, WHAT'S ALL THIS
CHILI FOR, MR. BUTCHER?Copy !req
357. PLEASE, JUST BUTCHER.
MR. BUTCHER'S MY DAD.Copy !req
358. UH, BUT DON'T WORRY,
I'M LEADING UP TO
SOMETHING.Copy !req
359. JUST BEAR WITH ME.Copy !req
360. WHY ARE YOU LOOKING
AT ME THAT WAY?Copy !req
361. WHAT WAY?Copy !req
362. YOU KNOW, SUSPICIOUSLY.Copy !req
363. AM I?Copy !req
364. I HAVE TO GO DEFINE
MORE WORDS.Copy !req
365. EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
366. EXCUSE YOU.Copy !req
367. ALL RIGHT BOB, THE BUTCHER
COULD STRIKE AT ANY MOMENT,Copy !req
368. SO I HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE.Copy !req
369. 2 SECONDS...
ONE SECOND... ZERO.Copy !req
370. AND WE'RE BACK.Copy !req
371. UM, EXCUSE ME, SIR.Copy !req
372. IS IT OK IF I DEFINE
MY WORDS FOR THE NEXT FEW
ROUNDS ALL AT ONCE?Copy !req
373. I'M IN A BIT OF A HURRY.Copy !req
374. WELL, THAT'S TOTALLY
AGAINST THE RULES,
MS. BOTSFORD.Copy !req
375. BUT I'VE BEEN KNOWN
TO GET A TAD CRAZY,Copy !req
376. SO, YES, YOU MAY.Copy !req
377. YOUR WORDS ARE "FRANTIC,"
"DRUDGERY," AND "CONFIDENT."Copy !req
378. GO!Copy !req
379. WILD OR DISTRAUGHT
WITH FEAR OR ANXIETY.Copy !req
380. HARD, MENIAL,
OR DULL WORK.Copy !req
381. HAVING
NO UNCERTAINTY ABOUT
ONE'S OWN ABILITIESCopy !req
382. OR CORRECTNESS,Copy !req
383. LIKE KNOWING THAT I DEFINED
THOSE 3 WORDS TOTALLY RIGHT.Copy !req
384. PERFECT! NEXT ROUND.Copy !req
385. WOW, THAT WAS AN
AMAZING DISPLAY.Copy !req
386. UH, YEAH, THANKS.Copy !req
387. SUSPICIOUSLY AMAZING.Copy !req
388. YOU KNOW WHAT
"SUSPICIOUS" MEANS,
DON'T YOU?Copy !req
389. SURE. IT'S WHEN YOU BELIEVE
THAT SOMEONE MAY BECopy !req
390. DOING SOMETHING WRONG
AND TRYING TO HIDE IT.Copy !req
391. THAT'S RIGHT.Copy !req
392. YOU KNOW, YOU'RE
VERY GOOD WITH WORDS.Copy !req
393. AND, YOU'RE A GIRL.Copy !req
394. ALL RIGHT. WELL, UH,
I HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE ELSE.Copy !req
395. SO, UH...Copy !req
396. DON'T WORRY
ABOUT SCOOPS.Copy !req
397. WE HAVE TO GO
STOP THE BUTCHER.Copy !req
398. WHAT IS BECKY UP TO?Copy !req
399. HUH. OK, I'LL BITE.
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?Copy !req
400. AH-AH-AH. IT'S ALL PART
OF MY PERFECT PLAN.Copy !req
401. YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT
AND SEE, WORDGIRL.Copy !req
402. I DON'T WANT TO
SPELL THE SURPRISE.Copy !req
403. I THINK YOU MEAN
SPOIL THE SURPRISE.Copy !req
404. GOOD, 'CAUSE I'M NOT SURE
I CAN SPELL SURPRISE.Copy !req
405. P.A.: ALL CONTESTANTS
PLEASE RETURN TO THE STAGE
FOR THE FINAL ROUND.Copy !req
406. YOU KNOW, THAT
REALLY IMPORTANT ONE.Copy !req
407. NO PRESSURE.Copy !req
408. UH-OH. I HAVE TO GET BACK
TO THE COMPETITION.Copy !req
409. UM, HEY, DO YOU MIND
JUST GIVING ME A FEW
MORE MINUTES?Copy !req
410. OH, YEAH, NO PROBLEM.Copy !req
411. I'M STILL WAITING FOR THE
SPOTLIGHTS TO GET HERE.Copy !req
412. I GOT 17,000 METAL SPRINGS
FOR A "B. UTCHER."Copy !req
413. OH, GREAT. PUT 'EM ON
THE GIANT TRAMPOLINE.Copy !req
414. THIS IS GOING
TO BE SOME CRIME.Copy !req
415. OH, JUST MADE IT!Copy !req
416. OK, BECKY,
WHY DO YOU KEEP
SNEAKING AWAYCopy !req
417. AND WHAT IS THAT?Copy !req
418. OH... YEAH, THAT.Copy !req
419. THAT'S A, UH...
BIRTH MARK?Copy !req
420. YOU'VE BEEN
ACTING SUSPICIOUSLYCopy !req
421. BECAUSE...
WAIT FOR IT...
YOU'RE WORDGIRL!Copy !req
422. HA! WORDGIRL?
THAT'S RIDIC—HA HA!Copy !req
423. YOUR
PERFECT WORD-DEFINING
ABILITIES,Copy !req
424. SMELLING LIKE
GROUND BEEF,Copy !req
425. DRESSING AS WORDGIRL
EVERY YEAR FOR
HALLOWEEN...Copy !req
426. REALLY?
WHAT? I ALREADY HAVE
THE COSTUME.Copy !req
427. HA! I AM GOING
TO TELL EVERYBODYCopy !req
428. THAT YOU ARE
WORDGIRL.Copy !req
429. OH, MY, I WISH
I HAD A MEGAPHONE!Copy !req
430. I AM NOT WORDGIRL!
NO WAY! I MEAN,
I CAN'T FLY.Copy !req
431. THE FINAL ROUND
WILL COMMENCE
IN 4,000 MILLISECONDS.Copy !req
432. 3,000 MILLISECONDS,
2,000 MILLISECONDS,
1,000 MILLI...Copy !req
433. OOH, I GOT
TO GO BACK ON STAGE.Copy !req
434. GOOD TALKING TO YOU.
LET'S GET SOME
PIZZA LATER. BYE.Copy !req
435. I DON'T KNOW WHAT
I'M GOING TO DO, BOB,Copy !req
436. BUT I HAVE TO CONVINCE
SCOOPS I'M NOT WORDGIRL
AND FAST.Copy !req
437. OH, "WORDGIRL'S SECRET
IDENTITY REVEALED!"
BY TODD SCOOPS MING!Copy !req
438. I CAN'T BELIEVE SCOOPS
FIGURED OUT MY SECRET IDENTITY.Copy !req
439. I KNOW.
WEIRD, HUH?Copy !req
440. HOW CAN YOU HEAR
MY THOUGHTS?Copy !req
441. WELL,
I'M THE NARRATOR.
I HEAR EVERYTHING.Copy !req
442. OH. WELL, THERE'S ONLY
ONE THING I CAN DO.Copy !req
443. I'M GOING TO HAVE
TO GET MY NEXT WORD
WRONG ON PURPOSE.Copy !req
444. OH, I KNOW.Copy !req
445. THIS GOES AGAINST
EVERYTHING I STAND FOR,Copy !req
446. BUT IT'S THE ONLY WAY
TO PROTECT MY SECRET IDENTITY.Copy !req
447. AND IT WON'T LOOK
SUSPICIOUS BECAUSE
IT'S THE FINAL ROUND,Copy !req
448. AND THE WORDS ARE
REALLY HARD.Copy !req
449. MS. BOTSFORD,
YOUR FINAL WORD
IS..."PERFECT."Copy !req
450. OH, COME ON.Copy !req
451. NOT ONLY DO I HAVE
TO MIS-DEFINE A WORD,Copy !req
452. IT HAS TO BE A WORD
I COULD DEFINE IN MY SLEEP.Copy !req
453. I DON'T KNOW
IF I CAN DO THIS.Copy !req
454. TEN SECONDS.Copy !req
455. HERE GOES.Copy !req
456. "PERFECT."
"PERFECT" MEANS...Copy !req
457. SOMETHING THAT HAS
NO MIS...Copy !req
458. OH, WHO AM I KIDDING?
I CAN'T DO IT.Copy !req
459. WILL BECKY ACTUALLY
BE ABLE TO MIS-DEFINE
THE WORD "PERFECT"?Copy !req
460. WILL SCOOPS REVEAL
HER SECRET IDENTITY?Copy !req
461. IS THAT CORN BREAD
REALLY THAT GOOD?Copy !req
462. PERFECT MEANS... OH!Copy !req
463. TO MASSAGE A DUCK'S FEET
WHILE WEARING RUBBER SHOES.Copy !req
464. WOW.Copy !req
465. IS THAT EVER WRONG.Copy !req
466. "PERFECT" MEANS HAVING
NO MISTAKES OR FLAWS.Copy !req
467. THAT MEANS, JEREMY,
YOU'VE WON.Copy !req
468. YEAH!Copy !req
469. OH, WELL,
I'M SORRY, BECKY.Copy !req
470. YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY
NOT WORDGIRL.Copy !req
471. I MEAN, WORDGIRL
NEVER WOULD HAVE
GOTTEN THAT WRONG.Copy !req
472. OH, HELLO, BOB.
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO LEAVE.Copy !req
473. PERFECT TIMING.
YOU SEE, BECKY?Copy !req
474. NOW, THAT'S HOW YOU USE
THE WORD "PERFECT"
IN A SENTENCE.Copy !req
475. HMM. THANKS.
WELL, SEE YA.Copy !req
476. SAVE IT, BOB.
COME ON.Copy !req
477. LET'S GO STOP
THE BUTCHER.
AH!Copy !req
478. YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW HER.
IT'S IN YOUR CONTRACT.Copy !req
479. OH...Copy !req
480. MY, WHAT A PERFECT DAY
TO STOP A CRIME.Copy !req
481. AND BY "PERFECT,"
I MEAN WITHOUT ANY FLAWS.Copy !req
482. DON'T WORRY.
WE KNOW YOU MESSED UP
ON PURPOSE. WE WERE THERE.Copy !req
483. OK, WELL, JUST IN CASE ANYONE
WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION,
I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE.Copy !req
484. WORDGIRL! I'M GLAD
TO SEE YOU CAME BACK.Copy !req
485. OK, THIS IS
A LITTLE MUCH.Copy !req
486. POLAR BEARS, GARBAGE TRUCKS,
A GIANT PARAKEET?Copy !req
487. YEAH!Copy !req
488. MY PLAN IS PERFECT!Copy !req
489. SAY GOOD-BYE TO ALL
THE TOWN'S MONEY, WORDGIRL!Copy !req
490. POT-A-CHILI-POTAMOUS!Copy !req
491. HUH?Copy !req
492. HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
493. WE HAVE TO STOP
THAT HIPPO!Copy !req
494. OH, NO! WE'RE TOO LATE!Copy !req
495. UH, YOUR HIPPO
IS JUST LICKING
THE CHILI OFF THE BANK.Copy !req
496. YEAH.Copy !req
497. IS THAT WHAT YOU
EXPECTED TO HAPPEN?Copy !req
498. WELL, NO, NO,
NOT AT ALL.Copy !req
499. WHY DON'T YOU WALK US
THROUGH THIS?
OK. YOU SEE,Copy !req
500. I WAS GOING TO POUR
THE GIGANTIC POT
OF CHILI ONTO THE BANK,Copy !req
501. THEN THE VERY HUNGRY
HIPPO WAS SUPPOSED
TO RUN OVERCopy !req
502. TO SAID CHILI
AND EAT IT UP,Copy !req
503. ALSO EATING THE BUILDING
UNDERNEATH,Copy !req
504. GIVING ME EASY ACCESS
TO THE LOOT.Copy !req
505. OK. SO, WHAT'S WITH ALL
THIS OTHER STUFF?Copy !req
506. WELL, THE HIPPO WAS
GETTING BORED, SEE,Copy !req
507. SO I BROUGHT IN
THE CLOWNS
TO ENTERTAIN HIM.Copy !req
508. BUT THE CLOWNS WANTED
SOME FREE ADVERTISING
IN EXCHANGE,Copy !req
509. SO I BROUGHT IN
THE SKYWRITER, BUT THE
SKYWRITER ONLY WORKSCopy !req
510. IF THERE'S
A GIANT TRAMPOLINE
BENEATH HIMCopy !req
511. BECAUSE HE DOESN'T
LIKE LANDING
ON HARD SURFACES.Copy !req
512. HE'S KIND
OF SUPERSTITIOUS.Copy !req
513. YOU KNOW,
TO BE HONEST,Copy !req
514. THIS WHOLE THING
JUST KIND OF
GOT AWAY FROM ME.Copy !req
515. WELL, BUTCHER,
YOUR PERFECT PLAN HAS BEEN
FOILED BY THE UNSTOPPABLE DUOCopy !req
516. OF WORDGIRL
AND CAPTAIN HUGGY FACE!Copy !req
517. ACTUALLY, THE HIPPO'S
REALLY THE ONE
WHO RUINED THE PLAN.Copy !req
518. OH, WELL, I GUESS
YOU'RE RIGHT. HUH.Copy !req
519. YEAH.Copy !req
520. HELLO THERE, WORDGIRL.
I'M TODD SCOOPS MING,Copy !req
521. ACE REPORTER
FOR THE "DAILY RAG."Copy !req
522. I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
WE'VE MET, SCOOPS.Copy !req
523. OH, SORRY.
HEY, FUNNY STORY.Copy !req
524. EARLIER I THOUGHT
MY FRIEND BECKY WAS YOU,Copy !req
525. BECAUSE SHE KIND
OF LOOKS JUST LIKE YOUCopy !req
526. AND HAS A PET MONKEY
AND WAS WEARING A CAPE,Copy !req
527. BUT THEN SHE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT
THE WORD "PERFECT" MEANT.Copy !req
528. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? HA!Copy !req
529. WELL, NOT EVERYONE
IS GOOD WITH WORDS.Copy !req
530. SO, ONCE AGAIN,
THE CITY IS SAFE,Copy !req
531. THANKS TO WORDGIRL
AND CAPTAIN HUGGY FACE.Copy !req
532. AND ONCE AGAIN, WORDGIRL
HAS AVOIDED SUSPICIONCopy !req
533. AND KEPT HER SECRET IDENTITY
PERFECTLY SAFE.Copy !req
534. THANK YOU.
I WORKED ON THAT.Copy !req
535. JOIN US AGAIN NEXT TIMECopy !req
536. FOR ANOTHER PERFECTLY
ENTERTAINING EPISODE
OF "WORDGIRL."Copy !req
537. HELLO. I'M BEAU HANDSOME,Copy !req
538. AND THIS IS
THE BONUS ROUND OF...Copy !req
539. "MAY I HAVE A WORD!"Copy !req
540. ALL 3 OF OUR CONTESTANTS
CORRECTLY DEFINED THE WORD
"ENORMOUS,"Copy !req
541. SO THE FIRST PERSON TO BUZZ IN
AND GIVE THE CORRECT ANSWER
WINS THE BONUS ROUND.Copy !req
542. LOOK AT THESE 3 PICTURES
AND TELL MECopy !req
543. WHICH ONE SHOWS
THE DEFINITION
FOR "ENORMOUS."Copy !req
544. YES, TOMMY?Copy !req
545. THE JEWELRY STORE
CLERK'S DIAMOND IS
ENORMOUS.Copy !req
546. BUT BOB'S SANDWICH
IS ALSO ENORMOUS.Copy !req
547. AND WORDGIRL HAS
AN ENORMOUS HEART.Copy !req
548. SEE? SHE'S SAVING
THAT KITTY.Copy !req
549. A BIT OF A STRETCH
BUT, OK, ONCE AGAIN,
YOU'RE ALL CORRECT!Copy !req
550. HUGGY, SHOW THEM
WHAT THEY'VE WON.Copy !req
551. AN OFFICIAL "WORDGIRL"
SHETLAND PONY!Copy !req
552. CAN'T REALLY ALL FIT ON IT.Copy !req
553. WELL, YOU'LL THINK OF SOMETHING.
SEE YOU NEXT TIME ON...Copy !req
554. "MAY I HAVE A WORD!"Copy !req
555. WANT WORDGIRL'S WORD POWER?Copy !req
556. FLY OVER
TO YOUR LOCAL LIBRARY.Copy !req
557. CAPE NOT REQUIRED.Copy !req
558. WORD UP!Copy !req
559. MY FAVORITE WORD
IS "SWEET."Copy !req
560. IF I GET A GOOD REMARK
ON A TEST, I'LL SAY,
"SWEET!"Copy !req
561. IF I GET A GOOD SCORE
AT A DANCE COMPETITION,Copy !req
562. I'LL SAY "SWEET!"Copy !req
563. IF SOMETHING GOOD
HAPPENS IN MY FAMILY,Copy !req
564. I'LL SAY, "SWEET!"Copy !req
565. WHEN IT COMES TO
MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS
IN "WORDGIRL,"Copy !req
566. WORDGIRL, "SWEET!"Copy !req
567. CAPTAIN HUGGY FACE,
"SWEET!"Copy !req
568. THE BUTCHER, "NOT!"Copy !req
569. THE WORD "SWEET" FITS
SO MANY THINGS.Copy !req
570. THAT'S RIGHT!
GLUM MEANS TO FEEL SAD.Copy !req
571. CONGRATULATIONS, HUGGY!Copy !req
572. GLUM.Copy !req