1. CLAIRE MACALLISTER IS
ABOUT TO GO ON A BUSINESS TRIPCopy !req
2. AND LEAVE A BABYSITTER
IN CHARGE OF HER SON,Copy !req
3. THE MISCHIEVOUS
BOY GENIUS TOBEY.Copy !req
4. OK. JUST A FEW MORE
THINGS BEFORE I GO.Copy !req
5. OK.Copy !req
6. HERE'S THE HOMING DEVICE
FOR TOBEY'S TRACKING
BRACELET,Copy !req
7. THE BUTTON TO SHORT OUT
HIS ELECTRICAL
DEFENSE SHIELD,Copy !req
8. THE NULLIFIER
TO NEUTRALIZE HIS
GIANT, ATTACKING ROBOTS.Copy !req
9. WHAT ELSE?
WHAT ELSE?
WHAT ELSE?Copy !req
10. WAIT. GIANT,
ATTACKING ROBOTS?Copy !req
11. OK. GOT TO GO. BYE.Copy !req
12. GOTCHA!Copy !req
13. OH. HEE HEE!Copy !req
14. HA HA HA!Copy !req
15. MEANWHILE
IN THE BOTSFORD'S FRONT YARD...Copy !req
16. HMM, "ENORMO-GROW,
FOR TRULY ENORMOUS PLANTS."Copy !req
17. WHOA. HEY THERE,
BIG FELLA.Copy !req
18. HMM, SEEMS TO BE
HEADING DOWNTOWN.Copy !req
19. I BETTER
FOLLOW IT.
WHY?Copy !req
20. OH, UHH...
SCHOOL PROJECT?Copy !req
21. HMM, OK. HAVE FUN.Copy !req
22. THANKS, DAD.Copy !req
23. AWW, BIG LUG KNOCKED OVER
MY WATERING CAN.Copy !req
24. OH. THANK YOU.Copy !req
25. OK. NOW, WHO WANTS TO COMPETE
IN THE LONG JUMP?Copy !req
26. EXCELLENT. STEP UP, BOYS.Copy !req
27. READY, NUMBER 3?Copy !req
28. OOH, GOOD DISTANCE,
BUT I HAVE TO TAKE POINTS OFF
FOR THE LANDING.Copy !req
29. OK. READY, NUMBER 8?Copy !req
30. TOBEY,
TOBEY, TOBEY.Copy !req
31. WORDGIRL!Copy !req
32. HEY...'SUP?Copy !req
33. UM, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
34. YOU KNOW,
JUST HANGIN'.Copy !req
35. ANY CHANCE
YOU CAN "HANG"Copy !req
36. WITHOUT CRASHING
YOUR ENORMOUS ROBOTS
INTO BUILDINGS?Copy !req
37. NO.
OF COURSE NOT.Copy !req
38. WELL, HAVE FUN
REBUILDING THEM.Copy !req
39. WORDGIRL,
WORDGIRL, WORDGIRL,Copy !req
40. DID YOU REALLY THINK
I'D MAKE A SPECIAL TRIPCopy !req
41. TO THE CITY
WITH JUST 3 ROBOTS?Copy !req
42. OH, BOY.Copy !req
43. HOW MANY DO YOU THINK
YOU CAN TAKE?Copy !req
44. HUGGY.Copy !req
45. SO, WORDGIRL, WHAT WOULD
YOU LIKE TO SEE NEXT,Copy !req
46. A RELAY RACE
OR ROBOT HOPSCOTCH?Copy !req
47. NEITHER, TOBEY,
BECAUSE I HAPPENCopy !req
48. TO KNOW YOUR WEAKNESS,
AND HER NAME IS MOMMY.Copy !req
49. PREPARE TO GO
TO YOUR ROOM.Copy !req
50. YOU HAVE ME
ON SPEED DIAL?Copy !req
51. YEAH.
THAT'S COOL.Copy !req
52. HEY, IF YOU EVER
WANT TO GO OUT
FOR ICE CREAM OR—Copy !req
53. IT'S STRICTLY
FOR BUSINESS PURPOSES.Copy !req
54. RIGHT. RIGHT.Copy !req
55. HELLO?
HI, UH...
MRS. MACALLISTER?Copy !req
56. SHE'S AWAY ON BUSINESS.
CAN I TAKE A MESSAGE?Copy !req
57. ACTUALLY TOBEY IS
WRECKING THE CITY WITH
A BUNCH OF ROBOTS, SO—Copy !req
58. UH, SURE, HE IS.Copy !req
59. HOW CAN HE BE
WRECKING THE CITYCopy !req
60. WHEN HE'S SITTING
RIGHT HERE?Copy !req
61. I DON'T THE ANSWER
TO THAT, BUT—
WAIT. WHAT?Copy !req
62. HE'S ONLY, LIKE,
THE BEST KID I EVER BABY-SAT.Copy !req
63. NO. HE'S
DESTROYING THE CITY.Copy !req
64. TALK TO YOU LATER.
NO, NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO, NO.Copy !req
65. GOOD-BYE.Copy !req
66. OH, DO YOU BELIEVE
THE WEIRDOS IN THIS WORLD?Copy !req
67. NOW, WHERE WERE WE?
OH, RIGHT.Copy !req
68. KAYLA CALLED ZACH,
EVEN THOUGH I TOLD HER
I TOTALLY LIKE HIM,Copy !req
69. AND, LIKE, KAYLA IS SUPPOSED
TO BE MY BEST FRIEND,Copy !req
70. AND SHE TOTALLY
WENT BEHIND MY BACK.Copy !req
71. I TOLD HER WE ARE
SO NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE.Copy !req
72. DO YOU THINK I DID
THE RIGHT THING?Copy !req
73. OH, THANK YOU.
YOU ARE SUCH A GOOD LISTENER.Copy !req
74. SO, DID YOU HAVE A NICE,
LITTLE CONVERSATIONCopy !req
75. WITH THE BABYSITTER?
HA HA HA!Copy !req
76. HUGGY, ACTIVATE
EMERGENCY PLAN
NUMBER 67.Copy !req
77. I'LL STALL
FOR TIME.
OO OO OO.Copy !req
78. NO. THAT'S 54.
OO OO.Copy !req
79. NO.
THAT'S 113.Copy !req
80. NO. THA—
JUST GO TALK
TO THE BABYSITTER.Copy !req
81. SO, WORDGIRL,
WHAT NOW, HMM?Copy !req
82. ACTUALLY,
I'M NOT SURE.Copy !req
83. I'VE NEVER FACED AN ENORMOUS
ARMY OF ROBOTS BEFORE.Copy !req
84. OHH, "ENORMOUS."Copy !req
85. WHAT A PAINFULLY
ORDINARY WORD.Copy !req
86. I MEAN, YOU ARE
WORDGIRL, AREN'T YOU?Copy !req
87. COULDN'T YOU COME UP
WITH A BETTER WORD
FOR "BIG,"Copy !req
88. LIKE "MASSIVE"
OR "GIGANTIC"Copy !req
89. OR, OOH, "GARGANTUAN."Copy !req
90. LISTEN. I'M NOT
GOING TO STAND HERECopy !req
91. AND BICKER WITH YOU
ABOUT WORDS.Copy !req
92. "BICKER," HMM?
WHAT ABOUT "TUSSLE"?Copy !req
93. "TUSSLE" IS GOOD.
I LIKE "BRAWL."Copy !req
94. STOP. STOP. STOP!Copy !req
95. "STOP" IS SUCH
AN EASY WORD.Copy !req
96. WHAT ABOUT "CEASE"?Copy !req
97. OK. CEASE...Copy !req
98. OR THE REST OF MY ROBOTS
WILL TEAR THIS CITY
APART, HMM?Copy !req
99. FINE. I HALTED.Copy !req
100. YOU THINK YOU'RE
SO SMART, DON'T YOU,Copy !req
101. WITH YOUR SUPER POWERS,
AND YOUR VOCABULARY,Copy !req
102. AND YOUR LUMINOUS SMILE?
WHAT?Copy !req
103. BUT YOU CAN BE BEATEN,
JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.Copy !req
104. I'M GOING TO PROVE THAT
I'M SMARTER THAN YOU,Copy !req
105. AND THEN YOU'LL
BE MINE, ALL MINE.Copy !req
106. WHAT DO YOU MEAN
BY I'LL BE ALL YOURS?Copy !req
107. OH, UH, NOTHING.
NEVER MIND.Copy !req
108. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN
THE GAME SHOW
"CASH OR PIE"?Copy !req
109. YEAH.
WELL, NOW IT'S TIME
TO PLAY "CRASH OR PIE."Copy !req
110. HEE HEE HEE!
HA HA HA!Copy !req
111. HA HA!
AHEM.Copy !req
112. YES. THANK YOU.
I KNOW.Copy !req
113. IF I WIN, YOU HAVE
TO SIT AND WATCHCopy !req
114. AS MY ROBOTS
DESTROY THE CITY.Copy !req
115. ALSO, I PROMISED
A FRIEND THAT I'D GETCopy !req
116. A PHOTO OF YOU SIGNED,
"TOBEY, ALL MY LOVE,
WORDGIRL."Copy !req
117. UH, HIS NAME
IS TOBEY, TOO.Copy !req
118. ANYWAY, IF I LOSE,
WHICH ISN'T LIKELY,Copy !req
119. I'LL SHUT DOWN
MY ROBOTS,Copy !req
120. BUT I STILL NEED
THE PHOTO. DEAL?Copy !req
121. DO I HAVE CHOICE?
NOT REALLY.Copy !req
122. HURRY UP, HUGGY.Copy !req
123. HELLO? OH, WOW!
AN AARDVARK IN TIGHTS.Copy !req
124. ARE YOU TRYING TO
TELL ME SOMETHING?Copy !req
125. OH. MAYBE TOBEY
IS GOOD AT CHARADES.Copy !req
126. HE IS SUCH
A GOOD LISTENER.Copy !req
127. YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN
TALKING TO HIM FOR
A COUPLE OF HOURS.Copy !req
128. I KNOW IT'S HARD
TO BELIEVE BECAUSE
I AM SO SHY,Copy !req
129. BUT HE'S SO EASY
TO TALK TO.Copy !req
130. HE'S JUST, LIKE,
ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE.Copy !req
131. YOU'RE JUST "BLAH, BLAH,
BLAH, BLAH,"
AND 5 HOURS LATER,Copy !req
132. YOU REALIZE
YOU'VE BEEN TALKING
THAT LONG, YOU KNOW?Copy !req
133. WELCOME, FOLKS, TO
THE FIRST-EVER SHOWING OF, UH—Copy !req
134. "CRASH OR PIE."Copy !req
135. CRASH OR PIE.Copy !req
136. NOW INTRODUCING
OUR CONTESTANTS...Copy !req
137. FROM THE SUBURBS,
HE'S A 10-YEAR-OLD GENIUSCopy !req
138. WHO ENJOYS WREAKING HAVOC
WITH HIS ROBOTS,Copy !req
139. AND ALSO HAS A SECRET CRUSH
ON WORDGIRL.
HEY!Copy !req
140. LET'S WELCOME
THEODORE TOBEY MACALLISTER.Copy !req
141. YES. THANK YOU.Copy !req
142. SAVE IT FOR THE END.Copy !req
143. AND FROM THE PLANET LEXICON,Copy !req
144. SHE'S A PINT-SIZED POWERHOUSE
WHO ENJOYS READING,Copy !req
145. DECORATING HER DOLL HOUSE,Copy !req
146. AND PULVERIZING THOSE WHO STAND
IN THE WAY OF JUSTICE.Copy !req
147. LET'S WELCOME WORDGIRL.Copy !req
148. YEAH. HELLO.Copy !req
149. UH, NO
SECRET CRUSHES?Copy !req
150. AS A MATTER OF FACT, SHE DOES,Copy !req
151. BUT I'M NOT ALLOWED TO SAY.Copy !req
152. BUT YOU
REVEALED MINE.Copy !req
153. YEAH,
BUT IT'S HER SHOW.Copy !req
154. JUST START THE GAME.Copy !req
155. FINE.
HERE ARE THE RULES.Copy !req
156. I'LL SAY A WORD.Copy !req
157. THE FIRST PERSON
TO HIT THE BUZZERCopy !req
158. AND GIVE ANOTHER WORD
THAT MEANS THE SAME THINGCopy !req
159. AS THAT WORD GETS A POINT.Copy !req
160. UNDERSTAND?
COMPREHEND.Copy !req
161. CORRECT.Copy !req
162. HEY, THE GAME
HASN'T STARTED.Copy !req
163. EXCUSE ME,
BUT I'M THE HOST.Copy !req
164. I'LL SAY WHEN
THE GAME HAS STARTED.Copy !req
165. COMMENCED.Copy !req
166. CORRECT.
HEY!Copy !req
167. OK. WORDGIRL
HAS JUMPED OUT TO AN EARLY LEAD.Copy !req
168. LET'S SEE IF SHE CAN KEEP IT.Copy !req
169. READY?
PREPARED.Copy !req
170. OH, I'M SORRY TOBEY.
WE WEREN'T PLAYING YET.Copy !req
171. THAT'S EMBARRASSING.
HA HA HA!Copy !req
172. OK. THE NEXT WORD
IS "SOGGY."Copy !req
173. WET.
CORRECT.Copy !req
174. HOLD ON A SEC.
YOU'RE CHEATING.Copy !req
175. I AM NOT.
YES, YOU ARE.Copy !req
176. YOU'RE USING
YOUR SUPER SPEED
TO BUZZ IN BEFORE I CAN.Copy !req
177. NO, I'M NOT.
I'M JUST SMARTER
THAN YOU.Copy !req
178. IS THAT SO?Copy !req
179. WELL, IF THAT'S
HOW YOU WANT TO PLAY...Copy !req
180. THE NEXT WORD IS...
HEY!Copy !req
181. "ADMIRE."Copy !req
182. AHEM. "LIKE."Copy !req
183. CORRECT.Copy !req
184. NO FAIR.
YOU CHEATED.Copy !req
185. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
MY FINGER SLIPPED.Copy !req
186. NEXT WORD IS "FINISH."Copy !req
187. WHOOPSY.
HEY!Copy !req
188. "END."
CORRECT.Copy !req
189. WHAT'S TAKING
HUGGY SO LONG?Copy !req
190. ARE YOU HAVING AS HARD
A TIME UNDERSTANDING HIM
AS I AM?Copy !req
191. IF TOBEY CAN'T
UNDERSTAND YOU,
THEN NOBODY CAN.Copy !req
192. HE'S, LIKE, THE BEST KID
I EVER BABY-SITTED,Copy !req
193. AND I'VE BABY-SITTED
THEM ALL.Copy !req
194. WAIT. IS IT "BABY-SITTED"
OR "BABY
I CAN NEVER REMEMBER.Copy !req
195. ANYWAY, LIKE I WAS SAYING,
I HAVE BABY-SAT SO MANY KIDSCopy !req
196. SINCE I STARTED DOING THIS,
AND HE'S THE BEST KID EVER.Copy !req
197. HE'S SO QUIET, I DON'T THINK
HE'S EVEN SAID TWO WORDS
SINCE I'VE BEEN HERE.Copy !req
198. IT SO FUNNY HIS MOM EVEN
THINKS THAT I NEED THIS.Copy !req
199. I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT IT DOES,Copy !req
200. SOMETHING ABOUT ROBOTS,
BUT, I MEAN, HOW SILLY.Copy !req
201. HOW COULD ANYONE
POSSIBLY THINK—HEY!Copy !req
202. OOH!Copy !req
203. WHY, YOU LITTLE—Copy !req
204. WELL,
AFTER A STRONG RALLY BY TOBEY...Copy !req
205. AND A HEALTHY DOSE
OF CHEATING...Copy !req
206. WE'RE TIED AT 6.Copy !req
207. TIME FOR
THE LIGHTNING ROUND.Copy !req
208. YOU EACH TAKE A TURN
GIVING ME A SYNONYMCopy !req
209. FOR THE LIGHTNING WORD.Copy !req
210. THE FIRST PERSON
TO GIVE A WRONG WORD LOSES.Copy !req
211. WE START WITH WORDGIRL.
ARE YOU READY?Copy !req
212. OH, YEAH.
BRING IT.Copy !req
213. OK. HERE WE GO.Copy !req
214. THE LIGHTNING WORD
IS "ENORMOUS."Copy !req
215. "BIG."
"LARGE."Copy !req
216. "JUMBO."
"HUGE."Copy !req
217. "GARGANTUAN."
"MASSIVE."Copy !req
218. "MAMMOTH."
"GIANT."Copy !req
219. "GIGANTIC."
UH, "UNSMALL."Copy !req
220. WHAT?
"UNSMALL."Copy !req
221. THAT'S NOT A WORD.
IS TOO.Copy !req
222. IS NOT.
IS TOO.Copy !req
223. IS NOT.
IS TOO.Copy !req
224. IS NOT!
WHOA! STOP.Copy !req
225. WHEN THERE'S AN ARGUMENT,Copy !req
226. IT'S UP TO THE JUDGE
TO DECIDE WHO'S RIGHT.Copy !req
227. OH, FINE.
FINE.Copy !req
228. THE FATE OF THE CITY
HANGS IN THE BALANCE.Copy !req
229. WHAT WILL THE BRILLIANT
AND HANDSOME JUDGE DECIDE?Copy !req
230. OH, BROTHER.Copy !req
231. WILL HE SIDE
WITH WORDGIRL AND SAVE THE CITY,Copy !req
232. OR WILL HE SIDE WITH TOBEY
AND WATCH IT BE DESTROYED?Copy !req
233. STAY TUNED AND FIND OUT.Copy !req
234. UM, WHAT WAS THE ARGUMENT
ABOUT AGAIN?Copy !req
235. WELL, THE ORIGINAL
WORD WAS "ENORMOUS,"Copy !req
236. AND TOBEY'S ANSWER
WAS "UNSMALL."Copy !req
237. OH, THAT'S NOT A WORD.
WORDGIRL WINS.Copy !req
238. HA! WELL, TOBEY,
LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIMECopy !req
239. TO SHUT DOWN YOUR
"UNSMALL" FRIENDS.Copy !req
240. OH, I'M SORRY.
I FORGOT TO TELL YOU
SOMETHING.Copy !req
241. HEY!
I'M A VERY SORE LOSER.Copy !req
242. HA HA HA!Copy !req
243. WHAT DID YOU DO?Copy !req
244. I HAVE NO IDEA.Copy !req
245. GREAT JOB, HUGGY.Copy !req
246. GIVE ME THAT.Copy !req
247. WOULD YOU GET—
BANANA-LOVING—Copy !req
248. AHA!Copy !req
249. OHH, BOY. AHEM.Copy !req
250. UH, HI, MOM.
YOU LOOK GREAT.Copy !req
251. DID YOU HAVE
A NICE TRIP?Copy !req
252. WHAT? OH, THESE.Copy !req
253. THESE AREN'T MINE.Copy !req
254. I WAS JUST OUT
FOR A WALK,Copy !req
255. MINDING
MY OWN BUSINESS.Copy !req
256. AHEM. OK.Copy !req
257. THESE ARE MINE,
BUT I WASN'T GOING TO—Copy !req
258. OH, FORGET IT.
OW. OW. OW!Copy !req
259. AND SO,
THE CITY IS SAFE ONCE AGAIN,Copy !req
260. ALL THANKS TO WORDGIRL...Copy !req
261. OH, AND CAPTAIN HUGGY FACE.Copy !req
262. I SHOULD PROBABLY MENTION
THE BABY-SITTER.Copy !req
263. SHE HELPED OUT, TOO,
AND TOBEY'S MOM.Copy !req
264. HEY, COME ON.
WRAP IT UP.Copy !req
265. FINE. SORRY.Copy !req
266. YOU, TOO, HUGGY.Copy !req
267. JOIN US AGAIN NEXT TIMECopy !req
268. FOR "THE AMAZING COLOSSAL
ADVENTURES OF WORDGIRL"...Copy !req
269. OH, AND THANKS FOR PLAYING
"CRASH OR PIE." GOOD NIGHT.Copy !req
270. HELLO. I'M BEAU HANDSOME,
AND THIS IS...Copy !req
271. "MAY I HAVE A WORD?"Copy !req
272. AS USUAL, THE PLAYER
WHO CORRECTLY DEFINESCopy !req
273. TODAY'S FEATURED WORD
WILL WIN A FABULOUS PRIZE.Copy !req
274. LET'S PLAY...Copy !req
275. "MAY I HAVE A WORD?"Copy !req
276. YES, YOU MAY.Copy !req
277. TODAY'S FEATURED WORD
IS "HURL."Copy !req
278. TO GIVE YOU A CLUE, HERE
ARE SOME CLIPS FROM "WORDGIRL"Copy !req
279. THAT SHOW THE CORRECT
MEANING OF THE WORD.Copy !req
280. OH, BUTCHER,
WILL YOU NEVER LEARNCopy !req
281. THAT YOUR MEAT ATTACKS
ARE NO MATCH FOR WORDGIRL?Copy !req
282. SHE'S INVINCIBLE.Copy !req
283. OK, BUT WHO CAN
DEFINE THE WORD?Copy !req
284. "INVINCIBLE" MEANS
CAN'T BE DESTROYEDCopy !req
285. BY ANYTHING,
UNBEATABLE.Copy !req
286. WELL, YES, EMILY.
THAT'S CORRECT,Copy !req
287. BUT THAT'S NOT THE DEFINITION
WE'RE LOOKING FOR.Copy !req
288. THE BUTCHER—
WHAT A TOTALLY LAME
OPPONENT FOR WORDGIRL.Copy !req
289. AND HE CALLS HIMSELF
A VILLAIN?Copy !req
290. NO, EMILY.
YOU CAN'T DEFINE
"VILLAIN," EITHER.Copy !req
291. THE FEATURED WORD
IS "HURL."Copy !req
292. ANY GUESSES?
YES, TOMMY?Copy !req
293. "HURL" MEANS
TO THROW OR FLING,Copy !req
294. LIKE THE BUTCHER DOES
WITH HIS LAME MEAT.Copy !req
295. YES!Copy !req
296. CONGRATULATIONS, TOMMY.
YOU ARE TODAY'S WINNER.Copy !req
297. HUGGY, SHOW HIM
WHAT HE'S WON.Copy !req
298. AN OFFICIAL WORDGIRL
10-FOOT PAPERCLIP.Copy !req
299. OOH!Copy !req
300. HEY, THAT PRIZE
IS AS LAME AS THE BUTCHER.Copy !req
301. SEE YOU NEXT TIME ON...Copy !req
302. "MAY I HAVE A WORD?"Copy !req
303. JUST ANOTHER
CAREFREE DAY IN THE CITY,Copy !req
304. AS TODD "SCOOPS" MING
SHARES HIS CHILDHOOD DREAMSCopy !req
305. WITH BECKY "WORDGIRL" BOTSFORD.Copy !req
306. SOMEDAY I'M GOING TO WORK
FOR THE TOP NEWSPAPER
IN THE COUNTRY,Copy !req
307. A PAPER
THAT'S SUPER, UM—Copy !req
308. IMPRESSIVE?Copy !req
309. RIGHT. IMPRESSIVE.Copy !req
310. TODAY ROVING WRITER
FOR "THE DAILY RAG,"Copy !req
311. TOMORROW ACE REPORTERCopy !req
312. FOR "THE BIG CITY TIMES."Copy !req
313. WOW.Copy !req
314. HEY, DID YOU READ
TODAY'S PAPER?Copy !req
315. YES. I, UM, MEANT TO
MENTION THE LAYOUTCopy !req
316. AND, UM,
THE HEADLINES.Copy !req
317. ARE YOU USING
NEW LETTERING?Copy !req
318. YOU HATED IT.Copy !req
319. "HATE" IS SUCH
A STRONG WORD...Copy !req
320. ACCURATE BUT STRONG.Copy !req
321. SEE, I FOUND IT
A LITTLE, WELL, DULL.Copy !req
322. DULL?
DULL IN A GOOD WAY.Copy !req
323. "SECOND STREET
TRAFFIC LIGHT FIXED."Copy !req
324. "NEW CARPETING
IN TEACHERS' LOUNGE."Copy !req
325. YOU CALL
THAT DULL? HA!Copy !req
326. UM, YEAH.Copy !req
327. SCOOPS, YOU'VE
GOT TO RUN STORIESCopy !req
328. MORE INTERESTING
TO FIFTH GRADERS.Copy !req
329. I MEAN, "SECOND
MAIN BANK ANNOUNCES
FREE TOASTER DAY"?Copy !req
330. BECKY, I HAVE TO THINK
OF OUR SUBSCRIBERS.Copy !req
331. WHO READS
"THE DAILY RAG" OUTSIDE
OF ELEMENTARY SCHOOL?Copy !req
332. "BANK GIVES AWAY
FREE TOASTERS."Copy !req
333. REALLY?
"FREE TOASTERS."Copy !req
334. HEY, THIS PAPER
IS RIGHT.Copy !req
335. PSST. HEY.
HEY, BUDDY. BUDDY.Copy !req
336. "FREE BOBELCUE
OUTSIDE"?Copy !req
337. YEAH.
FREE BOBELCUE
IN THE PARKING LOT.Copy !req
338. COME ON. BOBELCUE.Copy !req
339. SORRY. BANK RULES.Copy !req
340. I CAN'T
LEAVE MY POST FOR—Copy !req
341. WAIT.
WHAT'S A BOBELCUE?Copy !req
342. YOU KNOW,
BOBELCUE.Copy !req
343. BOBELCUE? BOBELCUE!Copy !req
344. MAYBE HE MEANS
CURLICUE.Copy !req
345. OR KATMANDU.Copy !req
346. HOW ABOUT
PEEKABOO?
I SEE YOU.Copy !req
347. NO.
BOBELCUE.Copy !req
348. BOBELCUE SAUCE?
HERE.Copy !req
349. OH, BARBECUE.
WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?Copy !req
350. OHH!
MM!Copy !req
351. HEY, EVERYBODY,
FREE BARBECUE OUTSIDE.Copy !req
352. LOOK, PAL.
I'M ASKING YOU NICELY,Copy !req
353. GET YOUR FILTHY FINGERS
OFF OF MY DRUMSTICK.Copy !req
354. YOUR DRUMSTICK?
I GRABBED IT FIRST.Copy !req
355. THE RULE IS,
LADIES FIRST.Copy !req
356. MEANWHILE,
A MYSTERIOUS MANCopy !req
357. SNEAKS INTO
THE SECOND MAIN BANK.Copy !req
358. MINE!Copy !req
359. UGH! MINE!Copy !req
360. YOU KNOW, IT'S AWFULLY NICE
OF THE BANKCopy !req
361. TO THROW THEIR LOYAL CUSTOMERS
A FREE BARBECUE.Copy !req
362. THE BANK DIDN'T
THROW THIS.Copy !req
363. WE THOUGHT
YOU CUSTOMERS DID.Copy !req
364. WAIT. IF YOU DIDN'T
THROW THIS BARBECUE...Copy !req
365. AND THE BANK DIDN'T
THROW THIS BARBECUE.Copy !req
366. THEN, WHO?Copy !req
367. WHOOPSIE.Copy !req
368. HEY, AN ALARM.Copy !req
369. REALLY?
I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING.Copy !req
370. SECOND MAIN BANK
HAS BEEN ROBBED.Copy !req
371. HOLY COW,
THE SECOND MAIN BANK
HAS BEEN ROBBED.Copy !req
372. NOW, THAT'S
AN IMPRESSIVE STORY.Copy !req
373. SCOOPS,
YOU'D BETTER HUSTLE.Copy !req
374. WHAT DO YOU HAVE,
SUPER HEARING OR SOMETHING?Copy !req
375. UM, NO,
OF COURSE NOT.Copy !req
376. I'D HAVE TO BE WORDGIRL
TO HAVE SUPER HEARING,Copy !req
377. WHICH I'M CERTAINLY
NOT AND DON'T, UM—Copy !req
378. RACE YOU TO THE BANK
FOR A FREE TOASTER.Copy !req
379. OH! YOU'RE ON.Copy !req
380. BOB, WE'RE NOT
ACTUALLY RACING HIM.Copy !req
381. I WAS CREATING
A DIVERSION.Copy !req
382. COME ON. WE'VE GOT
TO WORK TO DO.Copy !req
383. WORD UP.Copy !req
384. HMM...Copy !req
385. JUST AS I SUSPECTED—
BARBECUE SAUCE.Copy !req
386. WORDGIRL,
YOU JUST MISSED HIM.Copy !req
387. I WAS AFRAID
OF THAT.
WHAT HAPPENED?Copy !req
388. IT WAS BUSINESS AS USUAL,
AND THEN SOME GUYCopy !req
389. HANDED ME A FLIER
ABOUT A FREE BOBBLECUE OUTSIDE.Copy !req
390. BOBBLECUE?
HE MEANT BARBECUE.Copy !req
391. AND THEN HE
ROBBED THE BANK WHILE
WE WERE OUT EATING.Copy !req
392. I SEE.Copy !req
393. SO, THE BARBECUE
WAS JUST A DIVERSIONCopy !req
394. TO GET EVERYONE
OUT OF THE BANK.Copy !req
395. RIGHT.
WHAT'S A DIVERSION?Copy !req
396. DIVERSION.Copy !req
397. IT'S A WAY TO DISTRACT
PEOPLE, GET THEM TO LOOK
SOMEPLACE ELSE,Copy !req
398. LIKE OVER THERE.Copy !req
399. WHATCopy !req
400. OH, I SEE.Copy !req
401. WORDGIRL, WHO DO YOU
THINK DID THIS?Copy !req
402. HMM, A BARBECUE
BANK ROBBERY?Copy !req
403. I HAVE SOME IDEAS.Copy !req
404. WHERE DO YOU THINK
HE'LL STRIKE NEXT?Copy !req
405. UM, I'M NOT SURE.Copy !req
406. WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
YOU'RE NOT SURE?Copy !req
407. THAT I'M NOT SURE.Copy !req
408. WHAT'S YOUR
SECRET IDENTITY?Copy !req
409. NICE TRY.
EH.Copy !req
410. NICE DOGGY.Copy !req
411. MEANWHILE
AT YE OLDE FANCY SCHMANCY
JEWELRY SHOP...Copy !req
412. "BARBECUE BANK ROBBERY."Copy !req
413. "CITY JANITORS USE
NEW WINDOW CLEANER."Copy !req
414. AH, HERE IT IS.Copy !req
415. "RICH OLD LADY
TO BUY THE IMPRESSIVE
HOBOKEN DIAMOND."Copy !req
416. HERE I AM, REGINALD.Copy !req
417. POSITIVELY DELIGHTED
TO SEE YOU, DEAR,Copy !req
418. AND HERE'S
THE HOBOKEN DIAMOND.Copy !req
419. AHH...
IMPRESSIVE,
ISN'T IT?Copy !req
420. OH, YES.
A GEM FOR A GEM.Copy !req
421. OH, YOU.Copy !req
422. I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND IF
I PAY IN POCKET CHANGE.Copy !req
423. OF COURSE, I HAVE
VERY DEEP POCKETS.Copy !req
424. OH, HOW I LOVE
YOUR MONEY.Copy !req
425. OH, REGINALD, I JUST
LOVE BEING FILTHY RICHCopy !req
426. AND BUYING ONLY THE MOST
EXPENSIVE, OVERPRICED THINGS.Copy !req
427. I LOVE THAT
YOU'RE FILTHY RICH,
AS WELL.Copy !req
428. FREE BARBECUE.Copy !req
429. FREE?Copy !req
430. WHOO HOO!Copy !req
431. FREE FREE FREE
FREE FREE!Copy !req
432. OOH, SOMEBODY
IS HUNGRY.Copy !req
433. BOY, WHAT
AN IMPRESSIVE STORY.Copy !req
434. "BARBECUE BANK ROBBER
FILLS UP ON MILLIONSCopy !req
435. WHILE GUARD
CHOWS DOWN ON RIBS."Copy !req
436. YEAH.
THAT'S SOME STORY.Copy !req
437. "EMPLOYEES AND CUSTOMERS
EAT THE EVIDENCE."Copy !req
438. UM, DON'T YOU THINK YOU
TWISTED THINGS A LITTLE.Copy !req
439. "WORDGIRL AND
CAPTAIN HUGGY FACE
CLUELESS."Copy !req
440. HEY! WE WEREN'T—Copy !req
441. UM, I MEAN, I DOUBT
IF THEY WERE CLUELESS.Copy !req
442. OH, YOU'RE RIGHT.Copy !req
443. I PROBABLY SHOULD
HAVE USED "BAFFLED,"Copy !req
444. MAYBE "DAZED."
"DUMFOUNDED"?Copy !req
445. BOB, WHERE
ARE YOU GOING?Copy !req
446. OH, YOU VILE,
LITTLE RODENT.Copy !req
447. OFF. OFF!Copy !req
448. BUY YOUR OWN
FREE BARBECUE.Copy !req
449. HEY, THIS IS JUST
WHAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY.Copy !req
450. A THIEF USED FREE BARBECUE
AS A DIVERSION,Copy !req
451. THEN ROBBED THE BANK.Copy !req
452. EXCUSE ME, BLANDLY
DRESSED LITTLE GIRL,Copy !req
453. BUT I AM FAR TOO SMART
TO FALL FOR THAT.Copy !req
454. OH, DEAR.Copy !req
455. YES! ANOTHER MAJOR SCOOP.
BECKY, DID YOU HEAR?Copy !req
456. SOMEONE ROBBED
THE JEWELRY STORE.Copy !req
457. SCORE! BECKY. BECKY?Copy !req
458. WORD UP.Copy !req
459. HOLD IT RIGHT THERE,
BUTCHER.Copy !req
460. AH, WORDGIRL.Copy !req
461. FINALLY, WE MEET
FOR THE THIRD TIME.Copy !req
462. UM...Copy !req
463. HELP! THAT BRUTE
HAS HIS GRUBBY PAWS
ALL OVER MY DIAMOND.Copy !req
464. SO, BUTCHER,Copy !req
465. THOUGHT YOU COULD STEAL
THE HOBOKEN DIAMOND, EH?Copy !req
466. WELL THIS TIME,
YOUR DIVERSION FAILED.Copy !req
467. "DIVERSION"?
YOU MEAN
"BARBECUE."Copy !req
468. KIND OF.
YOUR BARBECUE
WAS A DIVERSION.Copy !req
469. BUT I DIDN'T
SERVE ANY DIVERSION
AT MY BARBECUE,Copy !req
470. ONLY RIBS AND
CHICKEN WITH THAT
STICKY RED SAUCE.Copy !req
471. NO. I MEAN YOU USED
THE BARBECUE AS A WAYCopy !req
472. TO DISTRACT PEOPLE
FROM THE CRIME
YOU WERE COMMITTING.Copy !req
473. THEY WENT OUTSIDE
TO EAT BARBECUE.Copy !req
474. YOU WENT
INSIDE TO ROB THEM.Copy !req
475. HUH?
LET'S TRY THIS.Copy !req
476. YOUR SHOE
IS UNTIED.
IT IS?Copy !req
477. THANK YOU.
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.Copy !req
478. I DON'T HAVE
ANY SHOELACES.Copy !req
479. YOU WERE JUST
TRICKING ME.Copy !req
480. YES. I CREATED
A DIVERSION.Copy !req
481. WHILE YOU LOOKED AT YOUR SHOE,
I BLOCKED YOUR ESCAPE ROUTE.Copy !req
482. OH, DIVERSION.
I GET IT.Copy !req
483. THANKS, WORDGIRL.
HAPPY
TO HELP.Copy !req
484. DON'T GET TOO HAPPY.
POT ROAST ATTACK!Copy !req
485. WHY, THAT HORRIBLE MAN
HAS GONE OFF WITH MY DIAMOND.Copy !req
486. OHH!Copy !req
487. WORDGIRL, WHO DO YOU
THINK IS BEHIND THIS?Copy !req
488. UM, THE BUTCHER.
YOU WERE HERE, REMEMBER?Copy !req
489. RIGHT. WHERE DO YOU
THINK HE'LL STRIKE NEXT?Copy !req
490. I'M NOT SURE.Copy !req
491. THEN YOU'LL TELL ME
YOUR SECRET ID—Copy !req
492. GIVE IT UP, ALREADY.
FINE. DON'T TELL ME.Copy !req
493. STILL, YOU
HAVE TO ADMIT,Copy !req
494. MY REPORTER'S INSTINCTS
ARE PRETTY IMPRESSIVE.Copy !req
495. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?Copy !req
496. WELL, FIRST I WROTE
ABOUT THE BANK.Copy !req
497. THEN IT GOT ROBBED.Copy !req
498. THEN I WROTE ABOUT
THE JEWELRY STORE,Copy !req
499. AND THEN
IT GOT ROBBED.Copy !req
500. IT'S LIKE EVERY
STORY I WRITE ABOUTCopy !req
501. TURNS INTO
A CRIME SCENE.Copy !req
502. HA HA HA! HA HA!Copy !req
503. WHY ISN'T
ANYONE LAUGHING?Copy !req
504. THAT'S IT.
DON'T YOU SEE?Copy !req
505. THE BUTCHER
IS USING YOUR STORIESCopy !req
506. TO PLOT OUT
HIS CRIMES.
REALLY?Copy !req
507. YOU MEAN, THE BUTCHER
READS "THE DAILY RAG"?Copy !req
508. LISTEN, SCOOPS.
I'VE GOT A STORY FOR YOU.Copy !req
509. NOW YOU'RE TALKING.Copy !req
510. YOUR SECRET
IDENTITY IS—Copy !req
511. THE MONKEY'S
SECRET IDENTITY?Copy !req
512. OK. SO FAR,
I'M NOT IMPRESSED.Copy !req
513. LOOK. JUST TRUST ME
ON THIS, OK?
OK.Copy !req
514. MY BARBECUE PLAN IS GENIOSITY.Copy !req
515. NO, WAIT. GENI—Copy !req
516. IT'S REALLY SMART.Copy !req
517. HUH, I WONDER
WHAT I SHOULD STEAL NEXT.Copy !req
518. WOW, GOOD TIMING.Copy !req
519. "VIC'S VEGETARIAN RESTAURANT
MAKES MILLIONSCopy !req
520. OFF WHEAT AND BARLEY ICE CREAM."Copy !req
521. HMM, I'M SCHEMING.Copy !req
522. HEY, GUYS, TOFU.
YEAH.Copy !req
523. HEY, EVERYBODY,
FREE BARBECUE OUTSIDE.Copy !req
524. COME GET IT
WHILE IT'S HOT.Copy !req
525. UH, I SAID,
FREE BARBECUE,Copy !req
526. TONS OF FREE FOOD.Copy !req
527. COME ON.Copy !req
528. THANKS, BUDDY, BUT
I'VE ALREADY GOT FOOD.Copy !req
529. WHERE?
RIGHT HERE—TOFU.Copy !req
530. HAVEN'T YOU EVER
SEEN TOFU BEFORE?Copy !req
531. I DON'T SEE
ANYTHING BUT SOME
SQUISHY-LOOKING WHITE STUFF.Copy !req
532. YEAH. TOFU—Copy !req
533. YOU KNOW, DELICIOUS
SOYBEAN CURD.Copy !req
534. HERE. TRY SOME.Copy !req
535. NO, THANKS.
IT LOOKS LIKE MY STOMACH.Copy !req
536. SEE?
WOAH, NO.Copy !req
537. STOP. YOU'RE RUINING
MY APPETITE.Copy !req
538. OH, WELL, I'LL
BRING IT BACK FOR YOU.Copy !req
539. THAT LOOKS LIKE...
MEAT.Copy !req
540. UH, YEAH.Copy !req
541. WE DON'T EAT MEAT.
WE'RE VEGETARIANS.Copy !req
542. WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO
WITH NOT EATING MEAT?Copy !req
543. IT'S ALL OVER
NOW, BUTCHER.Copy !req
544. HEY, DID YOU KNOW THESE PEOPLE
HERE DON'T EAT MEAT?Copy !req
545. YES. THAT'S WHAT
"VEGETARIAN" MEANS.Copy !req
546. THAT'S SICK.Copy !req
547. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET
AWAY THIS TIME, BUTCHER.Copy !req
548. OH, YEAH?
SAUSAGE CYCLONE!Copy !req
549. CAN'T... SEE.
SAUSAGES... EVERYWHERE.Copy !req
550. HUGGY, HELP!Copy !req
551. HEY!
THAT'S MY TOFU.Copy !req
552. ACK! ACK!
WHAT HAPPENED?Copy !req
553. SAUSAGE CYCLONE!Copy !req
554. UH, I SAID,
SAUSAGE CYCLONE!Copy !req
555. WHAT'S
IN THIS STUFF?Copy !req
556. DELICIOUS
SOYBEAN CURD, COAGULANT.Copy !req
557. HUGGY,
I THINK TOFU BLOCKS
THE BUTCHER'S POWER.Copy !req
558. UGH...Copy !req
559. SAUSAGE CYCL—Copy !req
560. HIT HIM AGAIN, HUGGY.
HIT HIM AGAIN.Copy !req
561. OK, HUGGY.
THAT'S ENOUGH.Copy !req
562. OK. I'M DOWN ALREADY,
ALL RIGHT? STOP. STOP!Copy !req
563. WOW, NOW THAT
WAS IMPRESSIVE.Copy !req
564. IT WAS? I MEAN,
THANK YOU. THANK YOU.Copy !req
565. THIS IS GOING TO BE
THE MOST INCREDIBLE
STORY I'VE EVER WRITTEN.Copy !req
566. REALLY?
YEAH.Copy !req
567. DARING BARBEQUE
BANDIT FOILEDCopy !req
568. BY BRAVE,
QUICK-THINKING,
CHARMING...Copy !req
569. HE CALLED ME
CHARMING.Copy !req
570. ACE REPORTER
TODD "SCOOPS" MING.Copy !req
571. OH, UM, RIGHT.Copy !req
572. WOW, I'M A HERO.Copy !req
573. SO, CHALK UP
ANOTHER IMPRESSIVE VICTORYCopy !req
574. FOR WORDGIRL
AND CAPTAIN HUGGY FACE,Copy !req
575. ALL THANKS TO THE POWER
OF THE PRESS...Copy !req
576. AND THE POWER
OF TOFU.Copy !req
577. YOU OWE ME MONEY
FOR THE TOFU, DUDE.Copy !req
578. YEAH.
OO OO OO OO.Copy !req
579. UM, SORRY, BUDDY.Copy !req
580. I'D LEND YOU THE CASH, BUT I,
UM, LEFT MY WALLET AT HOME.Copy !req
581. GUESS YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.Copy !req
582. TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR ANOTHER
EXCITING EPISODE OF "WORDGIRL."Copy !req
583. HELLO. I'M BEAU HANDSOME,Copy !req
584. AND THIS
IS THE BONUS ROUND OF...Copy !req
585. "MAY I HAVE A WORD?"Copy !req
586. TOMMY, YOU CORRECTLY
DEFINED THE WORD "HURL."Copy !req
587. READY TO PLAY
THE BONUS ROUND?Copy !req
588. BRING IT.
GREAT.Copy !req
589. TAKE A LOOK AT THESE
3 PICTURES AND TELL MECopy !req
590. WHICH ONE SHOWS
THE DEFINITION FOR "HURL."Copy !req
591. OK, TOMMY.
GOT AN ANSWER?Copy !req
592. TJ IS DEMONSTRATING
A CLASSIC HURL,Copy !req
593. SIMILAR TO THE BUTCHER'S
HURLING MEAT ATTACKS.Copy !req
594. NUMBER 1.
YOU ARE CORRECT.Copy !req
595. YOU'VE WON
THE BONUS ROUND, TOMMY.Copy !req
596. HUGGY, SHOW HIM
HIS SPECIAL PRIZE.Copy !req
597. AW, MAN, THAT'S LAMER
THAN THE PAPERCLIP.Copy !req
598. INDEED, IT IS.
SEE YOU NEXT TIME ON...Copy !req
599. "MAY I HAVE A WORD?"Copy !req
600. MY FAVORITE WORD IS "ANIMALS"Copy !req
601. BECAUSE I HAVE 17 PETS,
TO START WITH.Copy !req
602. I HAVE 5 DOGS, 4 CATS.Copy !req
603. I HAVE A PIG, TWO BIRDS,
TWO RATS, AND TWO GOATS,Copy !req
604. AND I HAVE A HEDGEHOGCopy !req
605. NAMED
PRICKLY AINESWORTH LONGFILL III.Copy !req
606. MY FAVORITE WORD IS "TEACHER"
BECAUSE I HAVE A LOT OF TEACHERSCopy !req
607. AND I LOVE ALL MY TEACHERS
AND THEY DO A LOT FOR MECopy !req
608. AND I LOVE THEM
AND THEY LOVE ME.Copy !req
609. IT'S TIME
WANT WORDGIRL'S WORD POWER?Copy !req
610. FLY OVER TO YOUR LOCAL LIBRARY.Copy !req
611. CAPE NOT REQUIRED.Copy !req
612. WORD UP.Copy !req
613. AIN HUGGY FACE,
THAT'S RIGHT! DELIGHTED MEANS
TO FEEL REALLY, REALLY GOOD
SHOWABOUT SOMETHING. ED MEANS.Copy !req
614. CONGRATULATIONS, HUGGY.Copy !req
615. DELIGHTED.Copy !req