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1. WORD UP!

2. LISTEN FOR THE WORDS "MASTERPIECE" AND "GASP."

3. IT'S A NORMAL DAY DOWNTOWN,

4. WHERE BECKY "WORDGIRL" BOTSFORD

5. GET READY FOR ANOTHER DIFFICULT ART CLASS.

6. HEY, BOB, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A BUNNY?

7. HMM...

8. YOU COULD'VE JUST SAID NO.

9. ALL RIGHT, CLASS.

10. I'D LIKE YOU TO CLOSE YOUR MOUTHS

11. AND OPEN YOUR HEARTS TO OUR NEWEST STUDENT—

12. THEODORE McALLISTER III.

13. OH, MISS CHAMPLAIN, THAT'S SO FORMAL.

14. WE'RE ALL FRIENDS HERE. PLEASE CALL ME TOBEY.

15. TOBEY? OOH, THAT'S A FUN NAME.

16. YES. IT IS.

17. WHAT'S TOBEY DOING HERE?

18. I DON'T KNOW.

19. UH, TALKING TO BOB.

20. OH, SORRY.

21. GREETINGS, FELLOW ARTISTS.

22. IT IS MY PLEASURE TO JOIN YOUR RANKS

23. AND BE A PART OF THE GLORIOUS FUTURE OF ART.

24. MY, WHAT A CHARMING PAINTING.

25. I SHOULD HAVE NO PROBLEM BEING THE BEST ARTIST HERE.

26. OH, WHY, BECKY, HELLO.

27. MY WORD, IT'S BEEN SUCH A LONG TIME.

28. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME WE SAW ONE ANOTHER?

29. WHEN YOU TRIED TO DESTROY MY HOUSE WITH ROBOTS.

30. OH, YES. MY, THAT WAS AGES AGO.

31. AAH!

32. WOULDN'T YOU BE MORE COMFORTABLE OVER THERE?

33. WELL, ALTHOUGH I'M NOT PARTICULARLY FOND OF YOU, EITHER,

34. I DON'T KNOW ANYONE ELSE HERE IN CLASS.

35. IT'S PRETTY AWKWARD.

36. MMPH.

37. TODAY WE ARE GOING TO USE OUR SOULS

38. AND OUR PAINTBRUSHES TO BRING TO LIFE

39. THE INNER STRUGGLE AND DESIRES OF THIS BOWL OF FRUIT.

40. HA! A BOWL OF FRUIT?

41. THIS SHOULD TAKE ME ABOUT 5 SECONDS.

42. PREPARE TO WITNESS THE PAINTING OF A MASTERPIECE.

43. UH-HUH. GREAT.

44. HMM, PECULIAR.

45. THAT DOESN'T LOOK AT ALL LIKE A BANANA.

46. YIKES.

47. I DON'T UNDERSTAND. I DO.

48. YOU'RE JUST NOT THAT GREAT AT ART.

49. IT'S OK. I'M THE SAME WAY.

50. WHAT? THAT'S PREPOSTEROUS.

51. I, THEODORE McALLISTER III, AM GOOD AT EVERYTHING.

52. EXCEPT ART.

53. THERE MUST BE SOMETHING WRONG WITH THIS BRUSH.

54. D'OOH!

55. 10 MORE MINUTES.

56. ONLY 10 MINUTES MORE?

57. BUT I'M NOWHERE CLOSE TO PAINTING MY MASTERPIECE.

58. OH, THANK GOODNESS.

59. YOURS IS ACTUALLY MORE HIDEOUS THAN MINE.

60. NOPE. YOURS IS WORSE.

61. YOU GUYS, THIS ISN'T A COMPETITION,

62. BUT IF IT WERE, BECKY'S IS BETTER.

63. RUNNING OUT OF TIME.

64. HERE. PAINT A BOWL OF FRUIT IMMEDIATELY.

65. WELL DONE.

66. WELL, I KNOW YOU'RE ALL ANXIOUS TO SEE MY MASTERPIECE,

67. SO HERE IT IS.

68. TOBEY, DID YOU JUST HAVE THAT ROBOT PAINT THAT FOR YOU?

69. WHAT? NO, NO.

70. TOBEY, THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE.

71. LOOKS LIKE YOU PAINTED YOURSELF

72. INTO A CORNER, TOBEY.

73. I FIND THESE ACCUSATIONS INSULTING.

74. I PAINTED THIS MASTERPIECE. NO, YOU DIDN'T.

75. ALL RIGHT, BUT I CREATED THE ROBIT THAT PAINTED THIS MASTERPIECE,

76. THUS I, MYSELF, AM A GREAT ARTIST.

77. NO, TOBEY.

78. IT MEANS THAT I WILL HAVE TO TELL YOUR MOTHER

79. YOU DIDN'T COMPLETE YOUR ASSIGNMENT.

80. BUT

81. OH, I BET YOU'D LIKE TO, BUT YOU WILL NEVER GET THE CHANCE.

82. YOU'VE SEEN HOW WELL MY ROBOT PAINTS.

83. NOW LET'S SEE HOW WELL IT SCULPTS.

84. WE GOT TO STOP THAT ROBOT. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

85. YOU GET A FRONT-ROW SEAT, ART BUDDY.

86. HOW THOUGHTFUL.

87. NOW, MY FAITHFUL ROBIT,

88. TURN THAT BUS INTO A SCULPTURE.

89. AAH! AAH! AAH!

90. WAIT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

91. OOH, WELL, THAT'S INTERESTING.

92. YEAH. OOH, IT'S PRETTY.

93. NO, YOU FOOL. DESTROY THE BUS.

94. CRUSH IT. CRUSH IT.

95. NO. DON'T PAINT. DESTROY!

96. WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS.

97. HOW DARE YOU DEFY ME?

98. I'M YOUR MASTER.

99. MR. ROBOT, THAT IS SOME MURAL.

100. UH, I GUESS I THINK IT'S PRETTY.

101. I'VE NEVER SEEN SUCH ARTISTIC PROWESS FROM A STUDENT.

102. WHAT ABOUT ME?

103. UM, FROM A STUDENT MADE OF METAL.

104. OH, HEH. METAL.

105. YOU HAVE TRULY CREATED A GLORIOUS MASTERPIECE.

106. WELL, I SUPPOSE IT'S GOOD,

107. BUT IT'S NO MASTERPIECE.

108. SURE, IT IS.

109. A MASTERPIECE MEANS A FLAWLESS EXAMPLE OF SKILL OR EXCELLENCE,

110. LIKE THAT BEAUTIFUL SKYSCRAPER

111. OR BOB'S HAIRCUT.

112. HERE'S A SHINY STICKER.

113. THAT STICKER SHOULD BE MINE.

114. ALL RIGHT. THAT'S IT, MR. ARTIST ROBIT.

115. IT'S TIME TO DO WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO,

116. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.

117. BERSERKER MODE.

118. OH, I LOVE THE SOUND OF PEOPLE GASPING IN FEAR.

119. IT RELAXES ME.

120. I THINK THIS IS OUR CUE.

121. WORD UP.

122. NOW, MISS CHAMPLAIN,

123. I'LL ASK YOU TO PLEASE JOIN ME

124. AS I PAINT MY REAL MASTERPIECE

125. ALL OVER THIS CITY.

126. HA HA HA!

127. YOUR ROBOT LOOKS TIRED, TOBEY.

128. I THINK IT NEEDS A NAP.

129. OH, WORDGIRL,

130. HOW LOVELY TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

131. I ADMIRE YOUR SPIRIT

132. BUT CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IT CRUSHED.

133. UH-OH.

134. WAAH!

135. HA HA!

136. ALL RIGHT, ROBOT.

137. PREPARE TO BE DISMANTLED ONCE AND FOR ALL.

138. HUGGY?

139. DO YOU THINK WORDGIRL HAS ACTUALLY BEEN—

140. DEFEATED? YES.

141. FEEL FREE TO GASP.

142. D'OH!

143. WOULD YOU STOP THAT? WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

144. WE'RE POSING FOR HIS PAINTING.

145. WE'RE A SPRING FLOWER.

146. APPARENTLY, IT'S ABSTRACT.

147. I DON'T GET IT.

148. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE.

149. YOU WENT AGAINST MY COMMANDS AGAIN.

150. NOW, THAT IS THE POWER OF ART.

151. OH, I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF ALL OF THIS.

152. ROBOT, SMASH.

153. DESTROY.

154. MAYBE YOUR REMOTE IS BROKEN.

155. IT'S FINE. BATTERIES DEAD?

156. I CHECKED THEM THIS MORNING.

157. WELL, YOU 3 MUST THINK YOU'RE SO CUTE.

158. WELL, WE'RE KIND OF CUTE, YEAH.

159. WE'LL JUST SEE HOW CUTE YOU LOOK

160. AFTER MY SUPER ROBOT GETS THROUGH WITH YOU.

161. UH, WHAT'S THAT SOUND?

162. NOW, THAT'S A GASP.

163. MEET MY MASTERPIECE— THE...

164. WAIT. I THOUGHT THE ARTSY ROBOT WAS YOUR MASTERPIECE.

165. WHAT? NO. HE'S— HE'S NO MASTERPIECE.

166. HE'S MEDIOCRE, PEDESTRIAN, SECOND-RATE.

167. NO. I'M PRETTY SURE YOU CALLED HIM YOUR MASTERPIECE.

168. I'LL CHECK THE TAPE. QUIET, YOU.

169. REGARDLESS, YOU'LL HAVE QUITE A DIFFICULT TIME

170. DEFEATING MY SUPER ROBOT.

171. I HIT THE SAMBA BUTTON.

172. ALL RIGHT. SERIOUSLY, YOU PEOPLE ARE VERY DISTRACTING.

173. OK. THIS ROBOT IS A MASTERPIECE.

174. I TOLD YOU.

175. WHERE'S MY SHINY STICKER?

176. I RAN OUT.

177. THAT'S NOT FAIR.

178. ALL RIGHT, SUPER ROBOT.

179. TIME FOR A MONKEY ATTACK.

180. AAH!

181. OHH...

182. HA! DOUBLE TUMMY PLATE. JUST INSTALLED IT.

183. I FIXED THAT LITTLE FLAW.

184. GOOD FOR YOU.

185. ARTSY, YOUR TURN.

186. UH, IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?

187. PRETTY, BUT IT'S NOT GONNA HELP US AT ALL.

188. YOU KNOW, GUYS,

189. I DON'T THINK WE HAVE ENOUGH FIREPOWER

190. TO BRING THIS SUPER ROBOT DOWN.

191. WITH JUST ONE PUSH OF THIS BUTTON,

192. MY SUPER ROBOT WILL DEFEAT YOU ALL.

193. HA HA HA!

194. WILL WORDGIRL, CAPTAIN HUGGY FACE,

195. AND THIS VERY ARTISTIC ROBOT BE DEFEATED BY THIS SUPER ROBOT?

196. IS THAT ROBOT CRYING?

197. I GUESS SO.

198. NOW, THAT IS THE POWER OF...

199. DON'T SAY IT.

200. ART.

201. WOW, ARTSY, GREAT JOB.

202. THAT'S IT. YOU'RE ALL GOING TO PAY.

203. I SHALL END THIS ONCE AND FOR— WHERE'S MY REMOTE?

204. YOU MEAN THIS?

205. GO AHEAD. GASP AWAY.

206. OH, HA HA, WORDGIRL, MY OLD FRIEND.

207. YOU'RE NOT UPSET ABOUT THE WHOLE "TRYING TO DEFEAT YOU

208. WITH MY LITTLE, HARMLESS SUPER ROBOT" THING, ARE YOU?

209. THIS IS ABSURD. I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS.

210. ACTUALLY, YOU KIND OF ALREADY ARE.

211. OH, MY, IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER,

212. A TRUE MASTERPIECE.

213. I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU RAN OUT OF STICKERS.

214. I BOUGHT MORE.

215. OH, THIS COULDN'T BE MORE EMBARRASSING.

216. I HATE ART.

217. I HAVE TO ADMIT, I'M REALLY STARTING TO LIKE IT.

218. WELL, THAT'S THAT, ALL NEAT AND TIDY,

219. LIKE THAT DARLING, LITTLE BOY BLUE OUTFIT.

220. OH, STOP IT.

221. BE SURE TO TUNE IN NEXT TIME

222. FOR ANOTHER GASP-INDUCING MASTERPIECE OF AN EPISODE—

223. NICELY DONE.

224. THANK YOU—OF "WORDGIRL."

225. HELLO. I'M BEAU HANDSOME, AND THIS IS...

226. "MAY I HAVE A WORD?"

227. AS USUAL, THE PLAYER

228. WHO CORRECTLY DEFINES TODAY'S FEATURED WORD

229. WILL WIN A FABULOUS PRIZE.

230. LET'S PLAY...

231. "MAY I HAVE A WORD?"

232. YES, YOU MAY.

233. TODAY'S FEATURED WORD IS "SMASH."

234. TO GIVE YOU A CLUE,

235. HERE ARE SOME CLIPS FROM "WORDGIRL"

236. THAT SHOW THE CORRECT MEANING OF THE WORD.

237. OW! YOU OK?

238. THAT'S FUNNY.

239. THE WORD IS "SMASH," AND YOU SMASHED YOUR HAND.

240. YOU COULD ALSO SAY YOU STRUCK, HIT, OR WHACKED YOUR HAND.

241. WELL, TOMMY,

242. WHILE YOU DID CORRECTLY DEFINE "SMASH,"

243. YOU DIDN'T BUZZ IN, SO... YES, PHIL?

244. WHAT HE SAID.

245. WELL, THAT...

246. TECHNICALLY IS CORRECT.

247. CONGRATULATIONS, PHIL. YOU ARE TODAY'S WINNER.

248. OH, MAN. OW!

249. HUGGY, SHOW PHIL WHAT HE'S WON—

250. THE OFFICIAL "WORDGIRL" STYROFOAM STATUE

251. OF DR. TWO-BRAINS.

252. OH, HUGGY, THAT'S THE THIRD ONE YOU'VE SMASHED TODAY.

253. WELL, THAT'S OK, BIG FELLA.

254. PHIL, I THINK THERE'S ONE LEFT IN THE BACK.

255. THAT'S IT FOR TODAY'S SHOW.

256. SEE YOU NEXT TIME ON...

257. "MAY I HAVE A WORD?"

258. PSST, LISTEN FOR "STUBBORN" AND "COMPROMISE."

259. WHEN WE LAST SAW CHUCK THE EVIL SANDWICH MAKING GUY,

260. HE WAS BUSY MAKING SANDWICHES

261. BUT, YOU KNOW, IN AN EVIL KIND OF WAY.

262. SINCE THEN, CHUCK HAS GONE TO JAIL,

263. TURNED HIS LIFE AROUND, AND IS NOW...

264. CHUCK THE AWESOME PENCIL AND RUBBER BAND SELLING GUY

265. WHO STILL REALLY LIKES SANDWICHES.

266. NICE COMPROMISE.

267. HEY, CHUCK. WAIT. YOU KNOW WHAT?

268. I LIKE TO CALL MY EMPLOYEES BY THEIR LAST NAME.

269. WHAT'S YOUR LAST NAME?

270. CHUCK, THE EVIL, SANDWICH, MAKING, GUY.

271. GUY.

272. LISTEN, GUY.

273. I TOOK A BIG CHANCE HIRING YOU

274. TO SELL PENCILS AND RUBBER BANDS,

275. WHAT WITH YOU BEING A FORMER SCOURGE OF THE CITY AND ALL.

276. THANK YOU.

277. I HAVE TO HAND IT TO MYSELF.

278. I WAS RIGHT, AND YOU'RE DOING A GREAT JOB.

279. THAT'S WHY YOU'RE MY TOP SALESMAN.

280. THANKS, MR. CALLAHAN.

281. OH, DON'T MENTION IT.

282. MR. CALLAHAN, SIR?

283. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE FOR LUNCH?

284. OH, LUNCH. HMM.

285. WELL, I COULD GO FOR ANYTHING—

286. I MEAN, SPAGHETTI, PIZZA, TACOS,

287. FRIED RICE, MORE TACOS, ANYTHING,

288. ANYTHING AT ALL,

289. ANYTHING BUT SANDWICHES.

290. NO S-S-SAND—

291. BOY, DO I HATE SANDWICHES.

292. CALL ME STUBBORN, BUT I WILL NOT EAT THEM.

293. NEVER HAVE.

294. I DON'T LIKE HOW THEY LOOK, HOW THEY SMELL.

295. I DON'T EVEN LIKE THE WORD "SANDWICH."

296. "SAND-WICH," WHAT'S THAT EVEN MEAN?

297. BUT, SIR, I— NOPE.

298. I REFUSE TO COMPROMISE ON THIS.

299. I HATE SANDWICHES. I HATE SANDWICHES.

300. ONCE I START SAYING IT, I CAN'T STOP.

301. I HATE SANDWICHES. I HATE SANDWICHES.

302. I HATE SANDWICHES.

303. I HATE...

304. "HATE SANDWICHES," HUH?

305. "ANYTHING BUT SANDWICHES," HUH?

306. WELL, WE'LL SEE HOW MUCH HE HATES SANDWICHES

307. WHEN I GET THROUGH WITH HIM.

308. OH, NO.

309. UH, GUYS, I THINK THERE'S PAPER JAM HERE.

310. I HATE THESE THINGS.

311. MEANWHILE, IN THE PARK UNDER A TREE...

312. I'M TELLING YOU, VIOLET, WE SHOULD PAINT

313. A UNICORN FOR OUR ART PROJECT.

314. THEY'RE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CREATURES ON EARTH.

315. BUT NOT AS PRETTY AS THE PEGASUS.

316. THERE IS NO BETTER SYMBOL OF BEAUTY AND STRENGTH THAN THE WINGED HORSE.

317. YEAH. IF ONLY THERE WERE A WAY TO COMPROMISE.

318. I MEAN, THEY'RE BOTH HORSE-BASED CREATURES.

319. I'VE GOT IT.

320. WHAT IF WE CREATE A NEW ANIMAL

321. COMBINING THE WINGS OF A PEGASUS...

322. WITH THE HORN OF A UNICORN,

323. AND WE CALL IT A UNISUS. PEGACORN.

324. HUH. YEAH.

325. BACK TO SQUARE ONE.

326. EEP! WHAT? OH.

327. "CHUCK THE EVIL SANDWICH MAKING GUY

328. DONE WITH SANDWICHES AND EVIL."

329. HUH. GOOD FOR HIM. AAH! OHH...

330. OH, HEY THERE, GUY.

331. BURNING THE MIDNIGHT OIL, I SEE.

332. I KNEW I WAS RIGHT TO HIRE YOU.

333. UM, WE NEED TO TALK

334. ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID EARLIER, MR. CALLAHAN.

335. ABOUT HIRING YOU? NOT ABOUT THAT.

336. I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SANDWICHES.

337. HMM? WHAT'S TO TALK ABOUT?

338. I HATE THEM, NO TWO WAYS ABOUT IT.

339. I HATE SANDWICHES.

340. I HATE SANDWICHES.

341. I HATE SANDWICHES. AAH!

342. I TRIED BEING GOOD.

343. I WAS— YOU PUSHED ME! I GOT PUSHED!

344. HEY, NICE OUTFIT.

345. YOU PICKED THE WRONG DAY TO HATE SANDWICHES, MR. CALLAHAN,

346. FOR I AM CHUCK THE EVIL SANDWICH MAKING GUY.

347. OK.

348. FOR EVERY DELICIOUS SANDWICH YOU REFUSE TO EAT,

349. I WILL DUMP SOME GOOP INTO YOUR VAT

350. LIKE THIS.

351. WHERE'D I PUT THAT BUTTON?

352. OH, I KNOW IT'S AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.

353. HEY, GUY, IS THAT IT?

354. OH, MAN, I ACCIDENTALLY PUT THE BUTTON IN THERE.

355. HOW AM I GOING TO REACH IT?

356. I CAN PUSH IT FOR YOU.

357. REALLY? YOU'D DO THAT?

358. WELL, SURE. WHY NOT?

359. ANYTHING FOR MY TOP SALESMAN.

360. THANKS. OK.

361. JUST WAIT FOR ME TO GIVE YOU THE GO SIGN.

362. NO PROBLEMO.

363. ALL RIGHT.

364. LET'S START THE BALL ROLLING WITH THE TUNA SANDWICH.

365. OH... OH... AH...

366. YUCK. TOO SANDWICHY.

367. THEN YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE.

368. OH. WAS THAT THE GO SIGN?

369. YEAH. OK.

370. OOH, MY. HA HA!

371. I RATHER LIKE IT.

372. THAT'S RIGHT. HA HA HA!

373. FEEL MY WRATH.

374. HEY, ANYBODY WANT THIS?

375. I HATE TO WASTE

376. A PERFECTLY GOOD TUNA SANDWICH HERE.

377. OH, ME, ME, ME!

378. AT THAT VERY MOMENT ACROSS TOWN...

379. A UNISUS?

380. NO, A PEGACORN.

381. OK. THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

382. WE HAVE GOT TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL.

383. HOW ABOUT WE COMPROMISE AND CALL IT A PEGACORN?

384. THAT'S NOT A COMPROMISE.

385. SURE IT IS. NO.

386. A COMPROMISE IS WHEN I GIVE A LITTLE

387. AND YOU GIVE A LITTLE, AND WE COME TO AN AGREEMENT.

388. OH, COMPROMISE.

389. OOH, HOW ABOUT WE CALL IT A PEGAUNISUSCORN?

390. YEAH. PEGAUNISUSCORN.

391. PEGAUNISUSCORN. NOT A GREAT NAME. NO.

392. WHAT'S GOING ON?

393. THERE'S A SANDWICH GIVEAWAY.

394. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? FREE SANDWICHES!

395. A SANDWICH GIVEAWAY?

396. AND I HEARD THERE'S A VILLAIN COVERING HIS BOSS IN GOOP.

397. THIS IS A WEIRD CITY.

398. YOU'VE GOT THAT RIGHT.

399. VIOLET, I WAS JUST THINKING,

400. MAYBE WE CAN'T DECIDE WHICH NAME TO USE

401. FOR OUR UNI— OUR CREATION

402. BECAUSE WE'RE TOO CLOSE TO THE PROBLEM.

403. TOO CLOSE? YEAH.

404. MAYBE WE NEED TO GO OFF ON OUR OWN FOR A WHILE

405. AND THINK ABOUT IT, YOU KNOW, ON OUR OWN. I SEE.

406. JUST LIKE THE MIGHTY WINGED PEGACORN

407. ALONE IN A PASTURE,

408. OUR THOUGHTS WILL TAKE FLIGHT.

409. RIGHT. YEAH. WELL, BYE.

410. BYYYYYYYYYE.

411. READY, BOB? EEP.

412. WORD UP.

413. NOT EVEN THE MOST HARD-HEARTED

414. COULD RESIST ROAST BEEF...

415. OH... OH... OH...

416. WITH AU JUS SAUCE.

417. NAH.

418. OK. WHO WANTS IT?

419. HIT IT.

420. BLT.

421. YUCK.

422. TURKEY ON RYE.

423. MORE LIKE TURKEY ON BYE-BYE.

424. YEAH!

425. CHEESESTEAK.

426. HMM.

427. THE MOMENT IS TENSE. THE CROWD WAITS.

428. WILL THE STUBBORN MR. CALLAHAN SAY YES?

429. NO. HMM, GUESS NOT.

430. YOU GOT ANY SLAW?

431. HA HA HA!

432. WHOA! HEY!

433. YOU'RE THAT HAIRY, LITTLE CRIME FIGHTER,

434. AND WHERE THERE'S A HAIRY, LITTLE CRIME FIGHTER,

435. THERE'S USUALLY A WORDGIRL.

436. THAT'S RIGHT, CHUCK.

437. HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?

438. I MEAN, I THOUGHT YOU WERE DOING SO WELL AT YOUR NEW JOB.

439. I WAS.

440. YOU KNOW, THE HOURS WERE GOOD, THE PEOPLE WERE NICE,

441. ALL THE PENCILS AND RUBBER BANDS I COULD HOPE FOR.

442. SO, WHAT HAPPENED?

443. THIS GUY HATES SANDWICHES.

444. HI-DI HO. SO?

445. WELL, I GAVE HIM A CHANCE TO SAY HE LIKES THEM,

446. BUT HE WOULDN'T GIVE IN.

447. HE'S BEING ALL, YOU KNOW— OH, WHAT'S THE WORD?

448. STUBBORN?

449. IT MEANS TO HAVE A BELIEF THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GIVE UP.

450. YEAH. THAT'S IT.

451. HE'S BEING STUBBORN, AND I'M TRYING TO, UM—

452. COMPROMISE, FIND A SOLUTION THAT WORKS FOR BOTH OF YOU.

453. WOW, BACK-TO-BACK WORD LESSONS.

454. YEAH. IT'S A TWO-FER.

455. ANYWAY, I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT YOU'RE BACK TO CRIME, CHUCK,

456. BECAUSE IT JUST MEANS THAT I HAVE TO DEFEAT YOU AGAIN.

457. OH, YEAH?

458. WELL, DEFEAT THIS, WORDGIRL AND HAIRY GUY.

459. CATCH SOME KETCHUP. GET IT?

460. LOOK OUT, HUGGY. MUST HAVE THE MUSTARD,

461. AND I WILL RELISH THE RELISH.

462. HA HA! HA!

463. HOLD IT.

464. ONE FALSE MOVE, AND CALLAHAN HITS THE GOOP BUTTON.

465. OH, YEAH? WELL—WAIT.

466. HE'S GOING TO HIT THE BUTTON AND GOOP HIMSELF?

467. YEAH. I ACCIDENTALLY PUT THE BUTTON IN THE VAT.

468. AND I OFFERED TO HELP.

469. THANKS AGAIN. NO PROBLEM.

470. YOU'RE MY BEST SALESMAN.

471. QUICK QUESTION. MR. CALLAHAN? YES?

472. WHY DON'T YOU NOT HIT THE BUTTON AND NOT GOOP YOURSELF?

473. AND GO BACK ON MY OFFER? NEVER.

474. OK. THEN WHY DON'T YOU COMPROMISE

475. AND AT LEAST TASTE ONE OF THE SANDWICHES?

476. BUT I DON'T LIKE SANDWICHES.

477. JUST TRY ONE.

478. NO. I'LL STICK TO MY WAY.

479. BUT YOUR WAY WILL HAVE YOU UP TO YOUR EARS IN GOOP.

480. YEAH. I'M GOING TO GO WITH MY WAY.

481. BOY, YOU'RE STUBBORN. I KNOW, RIGHT?

482. WELL, I'VE ONLY GOT ONE SANDWICH LEFT.

483. NO ONE COULD RESIST PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY

484. WITH THE CRUST CUT OFF.

485. MY SANDWICH!

486. GOOD WORK, HUGGY. WAIT.

487. WAS EATING THE LAST SANDWICH PART OF THE PLAN?

488. NOW YOU'VE DONE IT, HAIRY GUY.

489. YOU HAVE SEALED MR. CALLAHAN'S FATE.

490. PRESS THE BUTTON.

491. WHOA, WHOA, WHERE'D HE GO?

492. HUGGY, EMERGENCY PLAN NUMBER 178.

493. EEP.

494. THAT DIVE WAS BEAUTIFUL.

495. WHAT HAPPENED IN THERE?

496. I THOUGHT I SAW A NICKEL ON THE BOTTOM OFF THE VAT.

497. THROUGH ALL THAT GOOP?

498. WELL, I HAVE GOOD EYESIGHT.

499. HMM, AFTER ALL THAT EXCITEMENT,

500. I'M ACTUALLY A LITTLE HUNGRY.

501. I COULD REALLY GO FOR A GRILLED CHEESE RIGHT ABOUT NOW.

502. ARE YOU KIDDING?

503. IS THIS SOME SORT OF A JOKE? WHAT?

504. A GRILLED CHEESE IS A SANDWICH.

505. THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT A GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH.

506. HUH. I NEVER PUT THAT TOGETHER BEFORE.

507. OH, BROTHER.

508. YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT I'M GOING TO JAIL

509. BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT A GRILLED CHEESE IS A SANDWICH?

510. WELL, YOU LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERY DAY, I GUESS.

511. THIS DOESN'T SEEM FAIR.

512. SORRY CHUCK. REALLY, SORRY. AWW.

513. THERE GOES MY NUMBER-ONE SALESMAN.

514. HEY, ANYONE KNOW WHERE I CAN GET A GRILLED CHEESE IN THIS PART OF TOWN?

515. AND SO, WORDGIRL HAS HEROICALLY SAVED

516. THE WORLD'S MOST MIND-BOGGLINGLY STUBBORN MAN.

517. YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN.

518. NO. I DON'T THINK I CAN.

519. BECKY, I FIGURED IT OUT—

520. PEGACORNASISACORNAUNE.

521. SEE? COMPROMISE.

522. JOIN US AGAIN NEXT TIME,

523. WHERE WE NEVER COMPROMISE ON QUALITY,

524. FOR ANOTHER PULSE-POUNDING EPISODE OF "WORDGIRL."

525. HELLO. I'M BEAU HANDSOME,

526. AND THIS IS THE BONUS ROUND OF...

527. "MAY I HAVE A WORD?"

528. PHIL, YOU CORRECTLY DEFINED THE WORD "SMASH."

529. READY TO PLAY THE BONUS ROUND?

530. I THINK SO, BEAU. OK.

531. TAKE A LOOK AT THESE 3 PICTURES

532. AND TELL ME WHICH ONE SHOWS THE DEFINITION FOR "SMASH."

533. OK. TIME IS UP, PHIL.

534. MR. BOTSFORD IS REALLY STOMPING ON THOSE GRAPES.

535. I'M GOING TO GO WITH NUMBER 3.

536. THAT'S CORRECT, PHIL.

537. YOU'VE WON THE BONUS ROUND.

538. HUGGY, SHOW HIM HIS SPECIAL PRIZE.

539. YES. YOU GET TO BORROW MR. BOTSFORD

540. AND HIS GRAPE-SMASHING ABILITIES FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK.

541. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH HIM?

542. YOU'RE HURTING THE MAN'S FEELINGS, PHIL.

543. SEE YOU NEXT TIME ON...

544. "MAY I HAVE A WORD?"

545. WANT WORDGIRL'S WORD POWER?

546. FLY OVER TO YOUR LOCAL LIBRARY, CAPE NOT REQUIRED.

547. WORD UP.

548. ONE OF MY FAVORITE WORDS IS "ADVENTURE"

549. BECAUSE IT MAKES ME THINK OF A BEGINNING

550. OF A BIG, LONG MEMORY FULL OF LAUGHTER AND EXCITEMENT

551. AND A GREAT JOURNEY TO REMEMBER.

552. MY FAVORITE WORD IS "PUGNACIOUS" BECAUSE IT SOUNDS REALLY FUNNY.

553. I'M A LITTLE PUGNACIOUS— WELL, THAT'S WHAT MY MOM SAYS—

554. AND MY BROTHER IS A LITTLE PUGNACIOUS.

555. SO IS MY OTHER BROTHER AND KIND OF MY SISTER.

556. IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER GREAT MOMENT IN WORDGIRL

557. CAPTAIN HUGGY FACE,

558. SHOW US WHAT ANNOYED MEANS.

559. THAT'S RIGHT! ANNOYED MEANS TO BE BOTHERED OR DISPLEASED.

560. CONGRATULATIONS, HUGGY.

561. ANNOYED.