1. As a promise exchanged by their parents,Copy !req
2. the witch Nico and the ogre Morihito
had to suddenly begin living together.Copy !req
3. The high school life she was
looking forward to has been enriching,Copy !req
4. and in the midst of her feelings
toward Morihito on the rise,Copy !req
5. the tengu Kanshi also begins
living with them.Copy !req
6. Thanks to Kanshi's
high communication skills,Copy !req
7. the witch and her familiars' daily lives
continue to become livelier than ever.Copy !req
8. Absolutely not!Copy !req
9. Please, I beg of you, Governor!Copy !req
10. You just have to wait one month
until I can pay my living expenses!Copy !req
11. No! I refuse!Copy !req
12. It's your fault for always blowing away
your allowance on useless things!Copy !req
13. Just pay with your body!Copy !req
14. What?Copy !req
15. AKEBONO PARK
NOW HIRING PERFORMERS
YOU CAN BE A FIGHTER
IN A HERO SHOW!Copy !req
16. They're hiring at Akebono Park
for their hero show.Copy !req
17. Now go work that body!Copy !req
18. I hate part-time jobs!
I don't wanna work!Copy !req
19. It's all troublesome and not fun at all,Copy !req
20. plus I feel myself becoming an adult
and it makes me sad!Copy !req
21. No! It's sad!Copy !req
22. Kanshi has the potential
to become a Super Neet.Copy !req
23. KANSHI'S PART-TIME JOB DIARIES
~THE SUPERHERO SHOW~Copy !req
24. Your acrobatic skills
are definitely top notch. You pass.Copy !req
25. I'm not even using half of my skills yet.Copy !req
26. Yeah, you might even be fit for that role.Copy !req
27. We originally had you come in
to try out for one of the fighter roles.Copy !req
28. But our actor for the hero suddenly
got injured, and can't play his role anymore.Copy !req
29. I'd like to ask you...Copy !req
30. to play the hero!Copy !req
31. Are you serious?Copy !req
32. Oh, nice!
You're looking good, Otto-man!Copy !req
33. He's called Otto-man?
I've never heard of him.Copy !req
34. You've never heard of Otto-man?Copy !req
35. It's quite a famous hero TV show
that's popular among moms and kids.Copy !req
36. MARRIED MAN
OTTO-MANCopy !req
37. But not the dads?Copy !req
38. All right, let's get to rehearsing!Copy !req
39. We don't have that much time,
so just memorize the flow of things!Copy !req
40. Then we hit the stage in two hours!Copy !req
41. Yessir.Copy !req
42. My first job is pretty hard.Copy !req
43. Let's start with the first scene,
which is before he transforms.Copy !req
44. You come in when he transforms,
so just stand back and watch.Copy !req
45. All right.Copy !req
46. Let's start from the top,
all in one go. Action!Copy !req
47. Otto-man, or rather, Yuichiro Sugata,
wakes up at 7am every morning.Copy !req
48. Oh, good morning.Copy !req
49. A high pressure front will bring sunny skies
to the Tokai and Kanto regions.Copy !req
50. However, the temperature seems
to be dropping for Western Japan.Copy !req
51. Kyushu will start to see some rain
early in the morning. And in...Copy !req
52. He doesn't really talk to his wife.Copy !req
53. What the hell is this?
What am I watching right now?Copy !req
54. Hey, don't interrupt!Copy !req
55. This isn't something
you'd show at an amusement park!Copy !req
56. You obviously
have to start with the daily life!Copy !req
57. You definitely don't need the awkward
morning scene with the wife!Copy !req
58. This is what's important!Copy !req
59. You're new here,
so stop commenting on the scene!Copy !req
60. Okay, next! Commuting scene!Copy !req
61. This is the most boring hero show ever!Copy !req
62. Since Otto-man wanted to sit down
on a seat, he let one train go by.Copy !req
63. Do we really need this scene?Copy !req
64. So he couldn't sit after all?Copy !req
65. At his temporary relocation, Otto-man
became friends with a lady coworker,Copy !req
66. Hanaoka, who invites him out to lunch.Copy !req
67. When's the monster gonna come out?Copy !req
68. I'm sorry I had to decline your offer,
after you kindly invited me.Copy !req
69. But, why me?Copy !req
70. Oh, there you go again.Copy !req
71. "Why me, why me?" You always say that.Copy !req
72. I know so many good parts
about you, Mr. Sugata.Copy !req
73. It's only been a short time,
but I've always been watching you.Copy !req
74. Damn it, I think I'm getting
invested in this!Copy !req
75. I'm sorry, Mr. Sugata,
I know you're married and everything.Copy !req
76. But your short term here with us
is almost over, so I wanted to be brave.Copy !req
77. This isn't fair at all, is it?Copy !req
78. Man, who cares about the monsters,
what's gonna happen?Copy !req
79. I'm not sure how to answer.Copy !req
80. What's up with him?
You gotta be brave too, Otto-man!Copy !req
81. You're always dodging me, aren't you?Copy !req
82. Yeah, you tell him, Ms. Hanaoka!Copy !req
83. Mr. Sugata.Copy !req
84. No...Copy !req
85. Otto-man!Copy !req
86. Wait, what?Copy !req
87. Are you serious?
It was Ms. Hanaoka all along?Copy !req
88. This time I'll meta-meta mess you up!Copy !req
89. There you are, you black company!Copy !req
90. You sure switched into fighting mode fast!Copy !req
91. You're up!Copy !req
92. You're Otto-man! Get out there and fight!Copy !req
93. I'm gonna go crazy!Copy !req
94. Working Man's Kick!Copy !req
95. Cut!Copy !req
96. Metaboli can't move around much
because of his size,Copy !req
97. so he's a villain who just gives orders!Copy !req
98. You're supposed to fight
these strestlers over here!Copy !req
99. Got it.Copy !req
100. At least the new guy
can move around really well.Copy !req
101. Okay, once you defeat them,
get back to work!Copy !req
102. Lunch time is almost over!Copy !req
103. You have to be that realistic?Copy !req
104. And then, since he was late
returning from lunch,Copy !req
105. Otto-man received a stern lecture
from his manager for about an hour.Copy !req
106. That's just way too sad.Copy !req
107. I'm home.Copy !req
108. Oh, you bought some wine?
Is there a special occasion?Copy !req
109. Yes, it's our wedding anniversary.Copy !req
110. The scenes at the house are so depressing.Copy !req
111. What? Did you forget?Copy !req
112. I-I'm so sorry.Copy !req
113. It looks like we'll have to do
that thing again then, won't we?Copy !req
114. Okay.Copy !req
115. And so, Otto-man once again
becomes his wife's ottoman!Copy !req
116. Ugh, your back is just the best for my feet.Copy !req
117. Otto-man, what are you doing, my man?Copy !req
118. And, signature line!Copy !req
119. I! Am! Otto-man! Yeah!Copy !req
120. God damn it!Copy !req
121. You're so noisy about everything!Copy !req
122. By day, he's Otto-man,
and by night, he's an ottoman!Copy !req
123. I know why this isn't popular
among the dads!Copy !req
124. It's fine as long as the kids like it!Copy !req
125. You can't let children see this!Copy !req
126. Whatever, just don't disrupt
the performance on the stage.Copy !req
127. Follow the script, or you won't get paid!Copy !req
128. The real world sure is tough.Copy !req
129. Okay, everyone take a break
until the show starts.Copy !req
130. Are you the person who plays Metaboli?Copy !req
131. Your foot's injured.Copy !req
132. Yeah, I'm Hironaka, the guy
who used to play Otto-man.Copy !req
133. Sorry for causing you trouble.Copy !req
134. I sprained my ankle during rehearsal.Copy !req
135. I couldn't do stunts anymore,
so they switched me around.Copy !req
136. And my son was so excited because
it was my first hero role, too.Copy !req
137. I really let him down.Copy !req
138. I'm sorry to hear that.
Is your son here today?Copy !req
139. Yeah, he'd already bought a ticket.Copy !req
140. So I'll have to do my best
when playing as Metaboli.Copy !req
141. It's tough when your parent
has to break a promise.Copy !req
142. It feels like you saw a weak part of them.Copy !req
143. Especially for my dad. I want him to be
this unwavering, strong presence.Copy !req
144. Mr. Hironaka, can you contact your son?Copy !req
145. What?Copy !req
146. Tell him, "I! Am! Otto-man!"Copy !req
147. And then, it was showtime.Copy !req
148. That's kinda weird.Copy !req
149. How dare you do this to me!Copy !req
150. I'm gonna meta-meta mess you up so fast!Copy !req
151. Something feels off.Copy !req
152. This wasn't in the script!Copy !req
153. Try to punch me, you super-masochist
foot rest! I'll take you out in no time!Copy !req
154. Metaboli isn't that spirited!Copy !req
155. That monster is Kan, right?Copy !req
156. But he told us he'd be playing the hero.Copy !req
157. Maybe something came up.Copy !req
158. Uh, hey, Kanshi.
What am I supposed to do?Copy !req
159. Come at me!Copy !req
160. But my ankle...Copy !req
161. Whatever you can manage is fine!Copy !req
162. A son's first hero is his father.Copy !req
163. You have to show him your strength!Copy !req
164. Cushion kick.Copy !req
165. What?Copy !req
166. Otto-man's strong!Copy !req
167. K-Kanshi, are you okay?Copy !req
168. What the hell's up with this guy?
He's way stronger than I thought. I'm scared!Copy !req
169. I'll get you, you little brat!
Come at me, Otto-man!Copy !req
170. Cushion punch.Copy !req
171. BOOPCopy !req
172. And on today's show,Copy !req
173. the super-strong Otto-man defeated
the monster with flashy action!Copy !req
174. It was said to be
the most successful show yet.Copy !req
175. This feels too good!Copy !req
176. Switching roles and ignoring the script!Copy !req
177. How could you do such a thing?Copy !req
178. No paychecks for the both of you!Copy !req
179. From today's work shift,
Kanshi Kazamatsuri made...Copy !req
180. zero yen.Copy !req
181. I don't think I'm cut out for part-time work.Copy !req
182. But I think your personality
would be great in a work environment.Copy !req
183. I think it'll be a good idea
to keep trying different kinds of jobs.Copy !req
184. What?Copy !req
185. I'll wait
for this month's living expenses.Copy !req
186. Really? Hey, what's gotten into you
all of a sudden? So nice!Copy !req
187. Moi is actually a nice person, Kan.Copy !req
188. Hey, after a month passes,
you'll just be paying two month's worth.Copy !req
189. If you can't pay up, you'll get punished.Copy !req
190. I know, I get it! I promise
I won't waste any more money!Copy !req
191. Isn't that nice?Copy !req
192. I! Am! Otto-man! Yeah!Copy !req
193. One month later...Copy !req
194. WAITING 30 MINUTES
UNTIL THE INSTANT NOODLES ARE DONE.
"MY CELL PHONE IS SO SLOW, TOO."Copy !req
195. KANSHI'S PART-TIME JOB DIARIES
~THE SIDE JOB~Copy !req
196. My side job...Copy !req
197. is going to make my brain melt.Copy !req
198. I can't do this anymore!Copy !req
199. I picked up a side job of packing screws
to make some money, but I hate it!Copy !req
200. I want to quit!Copy !req
201. I haven't even gone through one box,
and I'm already sick of looking at screws.Copy !req
202. But I need to make money during break time
or I won't be able to pay the living expenses.Copy !req
203. I really don't want to be Otto-man anymore!Copy !req
204. A spell that makes you move faster?Copy !req
205. Please, Nico.Copy !req
206. There is one, but why do you need it?Copy !req
207. Your movements are already
so fidgety that you're restless.Copy !req
208. That's kinda rude.Copy !req
209. I'm not progressing with my side job.Copy !req
210. I thought about working
while watching a movie,Copy !req
211. but from the start of the movie
to the end, I'm still holding the same screw.Copy !req
212. - Isn't that weird?
- That's because you're watching the movie.Copy !req
213. And I took on a large quantity, too.Copy !req
214. My room is packed with boxes
and I'll never finish!Copy !req
215. I can speed you up to 1.5 times faster
all the way to 10 times faster.Copy !req
216. The faster the better.
I'll take the maximum speed, please!Copy !req
217. It comes with a lot of warnings, though.Copy !req
218. If you just tell me what they are,
I'll be careful.Copy !req
219. I feel like I'm watching an old man buy
an appliance that he doesn't know much about.Copy !req
220. Okay, here are the warnings.Copy !req
221. One. This spell cannot be dispelled
at any point.Copy !req
222. The effect will wear off automatically
in three days' time.Copy !req
223. That's great.
I can concentrate on my side job.Copy !req
224. Two. While under this spell,
you cannot attack anything.Copy !req
225. What an absurd thing to say.
I'm just gonna be putting screws in bags.Copy !req
226. Three. You might have a mental breakdown
for the 10 times faster option.Copy !req
227. What does that even mean?Copy !req
228. That's just complaints from normies
who can't handle speed, right?Copy !req
229. I'm a speedster tengu!Copy !req
230. Kanshi Kazamatsuri...Copy !req
231. Go ahead, Nico.Copy !req
232. is the type of person who'll act first
without thinking, and then regret it later.Copy !req
233. Okay, here we go.Copy !req
234. Kwi-kwick, 10 times speed!Copy !req
235. How is it, Kan?Copy !req
236. Did he say, "Ree"? What?Copy !req
237. Kan?Copy !req
238. Oh no, Kan's just saying, "Ree ree rah."Copy !req
239. H-He's moving so fast
that we can't understand him.Copy !req
240. He got a piece of paper
and is writing something down.Copy !req
241. He decided that talking won't work.Copy !req
242. I CAN'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT YOU GUYS ARE SAYING.Copy !req
243. What?Copy !req
244. I get it! His brain is moving
at 10 times the speed.Copy !req
245. From Kanshi's point of view,Copy !req
246. we're moving at 0.1 times the speed,
so our words are also slowing down, too.Copy !req
247. What kind of world is that?Copy !req
248. They're speaking in a low tone
and sound just like ghosts! Super scary!Copy !req
249. And their movements are slow the entire time
and it's rattling my brain. Way too horror!Copy !req
250. Please stop that!Copy !req
251. I'm gonna go insane!
When is this gonna be over?Copy !req
252. One. The effect will wear off automatically
in three days' time.Copy !req
253. That's right.Copy !req
254. I can't. I can't be around them anymore.Copy !req
255. I'll just get to work.Copy !req
256. This still sucks.Copy !req
257. What the hell?Copy !req
258. I thought I'd be moving 10 times faster
so I can finish, but that's not the case.Copy !req
259. Time is moving slower!Copy !req
260. It's only been ten minutes?
I've been at this for almost two hours!Copy !req
261. I can't talk to anyone,
so is this loneliness going to last for three days?Copy !req
262. It's not three days. It's 30 days.Copy !req
263. You're kidding me, right?
I have to be by myself for a month?Copy !req
264. No, no! I can't do it!Copy !req
265. I have to tell Nico, and ask her
to get me back to normal.Copy !req
266. He's back.Copy !req
267. It's only been ten minutes.Copy !req
268. He's saying something.Copy !req
269. We can't understand you.Copy !req
270. Kanshi, slower. Try talking slower.Copy !req
271. TALK SLOWERCopy !req
272. Slower.Copy !req
273. More slower.Copy !req
274. I'm sad.Copy !req
275. You're sad, huh?Copy !req
276. I'm sorry, Kan!
I can't do anything about this.Copy !req
277. Nico, he can't understand you.Copy !req
278. I can't do anything about this!Copy !req
279. That might work.Copy !req
280. There he goes. This really is kinda sad.Copy !req
281. Wait, there he is.Copy !req
282. He's eating.Copy !req
283. Wait a minute. In Kanshi's world,
since everything is sped up by ten,Copy !req
284. that means he'll probably eat
30 meals in one day!Copy !req
285. What?Copy !req
286. He finished eating within seconds
and went back to his room.Copy !req
287. I feel so sorry for him
that I can't watch anymore.Copy !req
288. So for three days,
we won't be able to talk to him,Copy !req
289. and he'll be running through the house
over and over.Copy !req
290. Yeah.Copy !req
291. But let's just try to be sympathetic toward
the lonely struggle that he's going through.Copy !req
292. I did say three days,
but for Kan, it might be...Copy !req
293. Don't think about that.Copy !req
294. There he is again.Copy !req
295. What is it now?Copy !req
296. He's eating again.Copy !req
297. What? But he just ate 30 minutes ago.Copy !req
298. Thirty minutes times ten is around
five hours, so it wouldn't be strange.Copy !req
299. That's just so sad.Copy !req
300. Kan is the one who loved talking
while eating with everyone the most, too.Copy !req
301. Now he's just speedily
eating his food, then leaving.Copy !req
302. I'm sorry, Kan, you must be so lonely.
I'll try to be nice.Copy !req
303. Please stop freaking me out!Copy !req
304. He said something.Copy !req
305. And so, Kanshi's lifestyle speed
times ten continued.Copy !req
306. For now, we purchased more food
and placed it on the dining room table.Copy !req
307. We're not sure when he's eating it,
but it's been decreasing at a fast pace.Copy !req
308. When we pass by each other
in the house,Copy !req
309. he'll stop in front of me
for a split second, and then leave.Copy !req
310. But for him,
it probably wasn't a split second.Copy !req
311. I become ashamed of my slowness.Copy !req
312. At night, I peeked into his room.Copy !req
313. He had long since finished his part-time jobCopy !req
314. and was staring quietly
at his household shrine.Copy !req
315. I closed the door.Copy !req
316. When I woke up in the morning,
there was a message.Copy !req
317. ONE DAY IS REALLY LONG.
IT'S REALLY TIRESOME.
I KNOW.
CAN YOU PLEASE BUY ME UNDERWEAR?Copy !req
318. For him, several days had already passed.Copy !req
319. Looks like he's washing
his underwear by hand.Copy !req
320. But it's taking forever to dry.Copy !req
321. All the underwear he owned
was gently swaying in the wind.Copy !req
322. I ran out and bought more underwear.Copy !req
323. He then appeared in front of me
like the wind.Copy !req
324. He grasped my hand,
and cried for about three seconds.Copy !req
325. Thanks for coming, Keigo.Copy !req
326. Kamaitachi weasel?Copy !req
327. It's Kan.Copy !req
328. Oh, yeah, that's right.Copy !req
329. So you said you had an idea?Copy !req
330. Yeah.Copy !req
331. There's an app where you can record his voice
and then replay it at a slower speed.Copy !req
332. I see. Then we can hear what he's saying.Copy !req
333. Oh, Kan.
You'll finally be able to talk to us.Copy !req
334. It's been two days.Copy !req
335. For him, he hasn't had a decent conversation
with anyone for 20 days.Copy !req
336. - Kanshi?
- Kan?Copy !req
337. How are you guys?Copy !req
338. He talked!Copy !req
339. I didn't even record him yet,
but he's talking normally.Copy !req
340. I... prac... ticed.Copy !req
341. I practiced!Copy !req
342. With a lot of time on his hands,
Kanshi had mastered the Slow Language.Copy !req
343. And we all hung out together.Copy !req
344. I even practiced walking, too.Copy !req
345. It's hard to walk slowly,
so you just gotta take smaller steps.Copy !req
346. This is how I walk.Copy !req
347. SCOOT
SCOOT
SCOOTCopy !req
348. Scary!Copy !req
349. That night, we all ate together
at the dinner table.Copy !req
350. The rice I put in his bowl
disappeared in an instant,Copy !req
351. but he still sat with us.Copy !req
352. Just when he was getting used
to that slow life,Copy !req
353. the time had finally come.Copy !req
354. It made me laugh so hard.Copy !req
355. It's back to normal.Copy !req
356. You did it, Kanshi.Copy !req
357. Welcome back, Kan.Copy !req
358. You guys are talking way too fastCopy !req
359. and it's scary!Copy !req
360. Why are you talking like that?Copy !req
361. Kanshi was now being afflicted
with speed lag!Copy !req
362. I'm gonna go insane!Copy !req
363. Let's do the next episode preview
with two times the speed. Kwi-kwick!Copy !req
364. How was this episode's WITCH WATCH?
Man, I really had a rough time.Copy !req
365. Before that, hurry up
and buy me new underwear.Copy !req
366. So I can replace the ones you wore!Copy !req
367. I wore it by mistake!
I washed it and gave it back.Copy !req
368. Washing it won't cut it! If your crotch
touches it once, I can never wear it again.Copy !req
369. NEXT EPISODE
DEAR KARA
NEW FRIENDS
DATE WITH THE KNIGHTCopy !req
370. How could you say that?
I thought we were friends.Copy !req
371. - You wore ogre underwear but you're still weak.
- What are you guys even talking about?Copy !req