1. Are you recording?Copy !req
2. Can I talk?Copy !req
3. Kan, you say something.Copy !req
4. Hey there! It's Kanshi.Copy !req
5. It's Nico.Copy !req
6. And so, what are we doing today, Nico?Copy !req
7. Wait, I'm going to say it?
Kan, you say it.Copy !req
8. We'll be singing an original song
that we made.Copy !req
9. Yay!Copy !req
10. The sun is smiling in the sky.
We can, can, smile, smile! So happy!Copy !req
11. Shut up! What the hell
are you guys doing at this hour?Copy !req
12. You're uploading videos?Copy !req
13. KAN AND NICO'S CHANNELCopy !req
14. Yeah! I heard you can easily make money
if you become a YouTuber.Copy !req
15. I heard it's easy!Copy !req
16. Don't underestimate YouTubers!Copy !req
17. It's not a world that you two idiots can
casually take on and get famous.Copy !req
18. There're way too many youngstersCopy !req
19. who imitate other YouTubers,
get bored of it, and then quit.Copy !req
20. But the thing is, Morihito...Copy !req
21. I heard you can make money
just by having fun.Copy !req
22. Who the hell
is spreading such false lies?Copy !req
23. Sergeant Punch at Hyoutan Park.Copy !req
24. I don't know who that is,
but he sounds dumb!Copy !req
25. Geez, I was wondering what you guys
were doing lately every night.Copy !req
26. Oh well, so what kind of videos
have you been making?Copy !req
27. Kan and Nico's Channel.
Sounds like Kan and Aki's Channel.Copy !req
28. Your subscriber count is so low!Copy !req
29. This reeks of imitation.Copy !req
30. And the thumbnails
don't even pull me in.Copy !req
31. LET'S PLAYCopy !req
32. Oh come on!
This enemy really pisses me off!Copy !req
33. Ugh, this is horrible.Copy !req
34. This game isn't balanced at all!
I should call support and complain.Copy !req
35. It's just a video of Kanshi placing
a camera behind him while playing a game.Copy !req
36. He's just being salty and mumbling
negativity. How annoying.Copy !req
37. Rain, rain, go away.
Come again another day.Copy !req
38. REALLY HARD TO "RAIN, RAIN, GO AWAY"Copy !req
39. A children's song?
Dance to a song that's popular!Copy !req
40. She's being so awkward while dancing.
I can't, this is too cringey.Copy !req
41. WE BOUGHT A HAIR DRYER!Copy !req
42. Do you need scissors?Copy !req
43. Hmm, just give me a second.Copy !req
44. I can't get it.Copy !req
45. For the love of god, edit!Copy !req
46. What the hell is this? It's all crap!Copy !req
47. Like home videos with no self-control.Copy !req
48. But he said we can easily make money.Copy !req
49. Forget about
Sergeant Punch's mutterings.Copy !req
50. Listen. It's really difficult to make videos
that will remain in peoples' hearts.Copy !req
51. Plus, if you want advertising revenue,Copy !req
52. KAN AND NICO ARE MINORS,
SO IT'S A PARENT'S ACCOUNTCopy !req
53. you need a considerable
amount of views and subscribers.Copy !req
54. 15 VIEWSCopy !req
55. What's this "15 views"?Copy !req
56. Is it you guys just replaying
your own video?Copy !req
57. No, people have left comments, too.Copy !req
58. KANSHI'S VOICE SOUNDS LIKE A VOICE ACTOR'SCopy !req
59. These are definitely your friends.Copy !req
60. NICO, I WATCHED ITCopy !req
61. That's Kuku and Kara.Copy !req
62. Dang it, there're only three comments
and we already got a flamer.Copy !req
63. That's probably Arashi Komeran.Copy !req
64. Flaming is not our friend!Copy !req
65. Like Komeran wrote,
your channel has no uniqueness.Copy !req
66. You're validating him?Copy !req
67. Your videos are all over the place
and don't have any concept.Copy !req
68. You should make videos that enhance
each of your distinct characteristics.Copy !req
69. Even if you say that, we don't have
any distinct characteristics.Copy !req
70. We're just two dummies!Copy !req
71. It's not like we can upload videos
about our magic and mystic powers...Copy !req
72. Of course not!Copy !req
73. If you're serious about this,
I might have someone who you can talk to.Copy !req
74. This is Keigo Magami,
our class's loser hipster guy.Copy !req
75. Maybe don't call him a loser
when he's right there?Copy !req
76. Wait, when did you two
become friends?Copy !req
77. We're not friends or anything,
but we've started talking.Copy !req
78. Uploading videos, huh?Copy !req
79. Well, I indeed do that, in a sense.Copy !req
80. Even if you watch my videos,
I don't think you'll really get them.Copy !req
81. There's a range to my content,
but I think introducing is the main one?Copy !req
82. I buy all kinds of gadgets and items
that catch my eye.Copy !req
83. I also do movie reviewsCopy !req
84. and introduce new bands because
you've probably never heard about them.Copy !req
85. I mean, they're just not well-known.Copy !req
86. I'm always chasing those indie artists.Copy !req
87. I'm seriously such a weird guy. Yeah.Copy !req
88. Are you guys uploading something, too?Copy !req
89. Yeah, about that...Copy !req
90. But I don't know
if you can use me as a reference,Copy !req
91. since I just learned everything on my own.Copy !req
92. I'm just relying on my senses so I don't have
any real structure or anything like that.Copy !req
93. I just do what I want and probably
end up making weird videos.Copy !req
94. Yeah, I'm probably kinda weird.Copy !req
95. Oh my god,
what are you going on about?Copy !req
96. Hurry up and show us the video!Copy !req
97. You're getting up in my space.Copy !req
98. I can't deal with someone like you.Copy !req
99. These guys are polar opposites.Copy !req
100. Here's my channel.Copy !req
101. "Keigo Magami, Invisible Rainbow."Copy !req
102. Ugh, shut up.Copy !req
103. You also don't have that many subscribers.Copy !req
104. Let's just watch one.Copy !req
105. MOGI'S NEWEST FILM WAS WAY TOO GOODCopy !req
106. What's up guys, it's Keigo.Copy !req
107. Today, we'll be going over
the popular romantic movie,Copy !req
108. "You Showed Me Something With My Eyes."
We'll be reviewing this today!Copy !req
109. You what now?Copy !req
110. Oh man, like seriously this was the best,
I mean the best movie!Copy !req
111. Starting from Act 1, to Act 2, then
all the way to Act 3, it was pretty great!Copy !req
112. What was great about it?Copy !req
113. So this movie was the long-awaitedCopy !req
114. new release from the director of
"The Naughty Monk Series," Mangosteen Mogi.Copy !req
115. The who and what now?Copy !req
116. I was so looking forward to this movie,Copy !req
117. because I have a lot respect
for this director, Mangosteen Mogi.Copy !req
118. I mean, I also like other directors like
Don Kabashima and Skalski,Copy !req
119. but you probably haven't heard of them.Copy !req
120. Oh what? Am I the only one who likes them?Copy !req
121. It really grabs at my heart when
I watch things that no one else watches.Copy !req
122. But because of that, I don't have
many friends who I can talk to.Copy !req
123. That's just who I am,
and it can't be helped, right?Copy !req
124. "Invisible Rainbow."Copy !req
125. By the way, did you guys watch
Director Mangosteen Mogi'sCopy !req
126. debut film, "The Imperfect Wink" yet?Copy !req
127. That actually has an original manga to it,Copy !req
128. and it's super unpopular
so you've probably never heard of it,Copy !req
129. but it's actually
affected my life tremendously.Copy !req
130. Back when I would stand out in class,
well, I still stand out now,Copy !req
131. it's become my emotional support
throughout the years.Copy !req
132. It taught me not to worry about what other
people think, and that I should just be me.Copy !req
133. That's what I got from that series.
Oh yeah, by the way...Copy !req
134. That's enough!Copy !req
135. What the hell is this?Copy !req
136. Hurry up and tell us about that movie!Copy !req
137. You just keep talking about yourself
and only yourself, and can't stay on topic!Copy !req
138. But in the later half of the video...Copy !req
139. Just get to the subject
and end it already! It's too long!Copy !req
140. Your other videos...Copy !req
141. "Magami's Favorite Quotes."Copy !req
142. "Magami's T-Shirt Collection."Copy !req
143. "Magami's Morning Routine."Copy !req
144. None of that sounds interesting.Copy !req
145. The need for self-approval
is strong for this one.Copy !req
146. Leave me alone, will you?Copy !req
147. I'm kinda interested
in your T-shirt collection.Copy !req
148. Well, regardless of the content,Copy !req
149. Magami's videos had more professionalism
to them compared to the Kan and Nico videos.Copy !req
150. Can you only teach them
how to increase their viewership?Copy !req
151. You're a nice person,
but kind of rude, huh?Copy !req
152. And so, Keigo Magami lectured them
on the important pointsCopy !req
153. of posting videos to the internet.Copy !req
154. I see. Thumbnail, editing, opening,
and background music are all important.Copy !req
155. You're utilizing all these points,
but why won't your viewership increase?Copy !req
156. Uh, well... As I said,
my videos are pretty niche!Copy !req
157. And I don't intend for people
to understand them.Copy !req
158. 12,000 VIEWSCopy !req
159. There's one video with a lot of views.Copy !req
160. Oh, I programmed a simple game,
and introduced it.Copy !req
161. That unexpectedly got a lot of views.Copy !req
162. Amazing!Copy !req
163. You're getting teased in the comments.Copy !req
164. It's fine! As long as people watch it, it's okay.Copy !req
165. What? Is that true?Copy !req
166. - Yeah, I'm just an idiot.
- But you're teaching us!Copy !req
167. Okay.Copy !req
168. We're gonna film a "Let's Play."Copy !req
169. I borrowed equipment from Magami.Copy !req
170. I brought some other stuff, too.Copy !req
171. Wow, thanks!Copy !req
172. It's manga!Copy !req
173. Yeah, I don't know though.
I like it, but if you read it, you might not.Copy !req
174. A movie, huh?Copy !req
175. Ohh, I only watch B movies though,
so you might not get it.Copy !req
176. This is a bad game,
so I think I'm the only one who likes it.Copy !req
177. Then don't bring it!Copy !req
178. We'll play Magami's game.Copy !req
179. The player will be Nico.Copy !req
180. I've acquired a green screen.Copy !req
181. This looks serious!Copy !req
182. He's getting serious.Copy !req
183. Just sit here and play
as you would normally.Copy !req
184. What should I do?Copy !req
185. Stay out of the shot.Copy !req
186. What?Copy !req
187. With that, they filmed a video
entirely with Morihito's directions,Copy !req
188. and edited by Morihito.Copy !req
189. I think you should put some text here.Copy !req
190. Sounds good.Copy !req
191. The meticulous, studious person paired with
the loser hipster actually make a great team, huh?Copy !req
192. I PLAYED MY FRIEND'S CRAP GAMECopy !req
193. And then, it was uploaded!Copy !req
194. The sun is smiling in the sky!Copy !req
195. We can, can, smile, smile!
Kan and Nico Channel!Copy !req
196. Hey there, hey there,
hey there folks! It's Nico!Copy !req
197. And Kanshi!Copy !req
198. Today, we'll be playing a game
that our friend made!Copy !req
199. Okay, let's get started. Hey there, go!Copy !req
200. It's a game called
"Slime Lotion Gel Amoeba."Copy !req
201. Don't say it like, "Red Hot Chili Peppers."Copy !req
202. Let's see, in this slimy world, you lead
two grasshoppers to the goal.Copy !req
203. That's kind of a weird game.Copy !req
204. Can't you make it look a bit more cutesy?Copy !req
205. Here we go.Copy !req
206. Whoa! It's slippery!Copy !req
207. Oh no, the two grasshoppers might clash.Copy !req
208. Why do I have to watch two bugs
sumo wrestling in lotion?Copy !req
209. Wait, I don't know which is which?Copy !req
210. Why are they the same color?Copy !req
211. It died.Copy !req
212. It died? With just that?Copy !req
213. The ground is all slippery
and the surroundings are all spikey.Copy !req
214. It's a world of madness.Copy !req
215. I got it!
If I keep somersaulting, I won't slip.Copy !req
216. What the hell is wrong
with the developer of this game?Copy !req
217. I feel like I'm in a nightmare.Copy !req
218. You're a grasshopper,
so can you jump?Copy !req
219. I can, but...Copy !req
220. It jumps too hard and dies!Copy !req
221. How many times are you dying?Copy !req
222. We haven't even advanced
since we started playing!Copy !req
223. And then, this video went viral!Copy !req
224. I PLAYED MY FRIEND'S CRAP GAMECopy !req
225. The viewership just keeps growing!Copy !req
226. And it's only been a few hours
since we uploaded it.Copy !req
227. Our follower count grew by a lot, too!Copy !req
228. THIS IS HILARIOUS.Copy !req
229. And the comments look good, too.Copy !req
230. NICO'S EXPRESSIONS ARE CUTE
KANSHI'S JAB'S ARE FUNNYCopy !req
231. We did it, Morihito!Copy !req
232. Thank you Moi, and Keigo!Copy !req
233. Yeah.Copy !req
234. I PLAYED MY FRIEND'S CRAP GAMECopy !req
235. Wow, I didn't think
people would love this video.Copy !req
236. The most important thing
is to utilize the performers' uniqueness.Copy !req
237. Magami's game that brought out
his strange sense.Copy !req
238. Kanshi's voice-only side jabs.Copy !req
239. And then...Copy !req
240. Nico's cuteness!Copy !req
241. If you have a weapon to use in battle,
you gotta use it to the fullest.Copy !req
242. Afterwards, the Kan and Nico Channel
posted three more videos,Copy !req
243. THREE TIMES IN A ROW, AND...Copy !req
244. IN THE PLANT AND HUMANOID SERIES...Copy !req
245. which all did fairly well.Copy !req
246. And then...Copy !req
247. Hey, what are we filming next?Copy !req
248. I'm a bit busy right now.Copy !req
249. They got bored with it!Copy !req
250. It's the youngsters who imitated
other YouTubers and then quit!Copy !req
251. Nico, you're on duty this week, right?Copy !req
252. Here's the class journal.Copy !req
253. Oh, thanks so much.Copy !req
254. That's Suzuka Kiyomiya.Copy !req
255. Beautiful on the inside and outside,
and the daughter of an elite family.Copy !req
256. She's also smart and basically flawless.Copy !req
257. I secretly want to be just like her.Copy !req
258. I bet this is the type of girl that
Moi likes. Traditional and prim.Copy !req
259. Oh, I adore her.Copy !req
260. She probably has a great singing voice,
can cook well,Copy !req
261. and has beautiful handwriting.Copy !req
262. Kiyomiya, your writing is so messy!Copy !req
263. I'm actually inept at a lot of things.Copy !req
264. That's surprising.Copy !req
265. Kiyomiya, I saw you as the type
who can do anything well.Copy !req
266. I possess the knowledge,
but I can never execute anything well.Copy !req
267. Ever since I was a child, my grandmother
put me through all kinds of lessons.Copy !req
268. But when I write poetry,
I'm told that it looks like an evil sigil.Copy !req
269. When I arrange flowers, I'm told
it looks like an insect from the demon world.Copy !req
270. When I dance the traditional dance,Copy !req
271. I'm told that I look like
a possessed marionette doll.Copy !req
272. Why is everything compared
to something devilish?Copy !req
273. I even made this bento lunch
that I have here.Copy !req
274. That chicken karaage looks delicious.Copy !req
275. This is supposed to be fried shrimp.Copy !req
276. How clumsy are you?Copy !req
277. So what you wanted to talk to me about...Copy !req
278. Please, Nico!Copy !req
279. Please make me skillful with your magic!Copy !req
280. I can give you lots of money for it!Copy !req
281. Also terrible at asking for things.Copy !req
282. So, there isn't a spell that can do
what you're looking for.Copy !req
283. And my spells usually have
a time limit to them.Copy !req
284. A temporary spell would be fine, too.Copy !req
285. The thing is, my grandmother said that
she'll be testing me on the tea ceremony.Copy !req
286. And if I don't pass,
my lessons will increase.Copy !req
287. I don't want my adolescence
to be stolen by these lessons anymore.Copy !req
288. Having your life filled with lessons is tough.Copy !req
289. A tea ceremony, huh?Copy !req
290. Lots of purposeful,
careful movements are involved.Copy !req
291. I don't have any spells
that make you skillful, but...Copy !req
292. Moi, can I see your hand?Copy !req
293. You, too, Kiyomiya.Copy !req
294. Here you go.Copy !req
295. Synclone!Copy !req
296. Now Moi, try moving your hand.Copy !req
297. She's moving just like me.Copy !req
298. On the day of the test, I'll cast
this spell on your bodies, and MoiCopy !req
299. can control your movements from
a different room. Let's go with that strategy.Copy !req
300. I have to master the tea ceremony now?Copy !req
301. With that said...Copy !req
302. by independently
studying books and videos,Copy !req
303. and with help from the Tea Ceremony Club,
he actually mastered it!Copy !req
304. I'm always so amazed.Copy !req
305. Saturday, the Kiyomiya residence.Copy !req
306. The test is tomorrow,
but let's practice today.Copy !req
307. The substitute test taker
is taking this seriously, huh?Copy !req
308. Wait, why are you here?Copy !req
309. We need Magami's help this time, too.Copy !req
310. I brought the gadget we talked about.Copy !req
311. There's a small camera
inside these glasses.Copy !req
312. You can feed the video to your smartphone.Copy !req
313. That way, we'll be able to see
what's going on in the tea room.Copy !req
314. Okay, since we have this room
to ourselves...Copy !req
315. We'll use duct tape to place
where everything is in the tea room.Copy !req
316. Kiyomiya, let's start rehearsing.Copy !req
317. Terrible news, everyone.Copy !req
318. Grandmother changed her schedule,
and is actually here today.Copy !req
319. And she wants to conduct the test
today as well.Copy !req
320. What?Copy !req
321. It's suddenly test time, huh?Copy !req
322. Listen well, Suzuka.
You understand, don't you?Copy !req
323. If you cannot pass a simple test like this,Copy !req
324. it's considered an embarrassment
as the daughter of the Kiyomiya family.Copy !req
325. Moi, you have to answer.Copy !req
326. Our mouths are synchronized, too?Copy !req
327. Our mouths are synchronized, too?Copy !req
328. Suzuka?Copy !req
329. Watch what you're saying!
Just say, "Yes, Grandmother."Copy !req
330. Yes, Grandmother.Copy !req
331. This is really tough without a rehearsal.Copy !req
332. You really are such a careless girl.Copy !req
333. Back in my day,
things were so very strict.Copy !req
334. Yes, Grandmother.Copy !req
335. However, you will come to appreciate
mastering such lessons in your later years.Copy !req
336. Yes, Grandmother.Copy !req
337. When you're an adult, you'll find that
etiquette keeps society running smoothly.Copy !req
338. Yes, Grandmother.Copy !req
339. Am I boring you?Copy !req
340. Yes, Grandmother.Copy !req
341. You have to pay attention
to what she's saying, Moi.Copy !req
342. Let's start from
when you enter the room. Begin!Copy !req
343. There are three steps
when opening the door.Copy !req
344. Place your hand on the handle,
and slightly open it.Copy !req
345. Then, open the door half way with your hand
around 24 cm from the bottom.Copy !req
346. Switch to the opposite hand, and open
almost all the way, but not completely.Copy !req
347. Place your hand on the handle.Copy !req
348. Hand... on the handle...Copy !req
349. Is that a cat?Copy !req
350. S-Suzuka?Copy !req
351. What's wrong? Won't you come in?
I'm getting a little scared.Copy !req
352. I opened it in one fell swoop.Copy !req
353. You can do it, Otogi.Copy !req
354. When you enter, while still sitting
on your knees, you shuffle in slowly.Copy !req
355. First, place your sensu fan in front of you.Copy !req
356. Put both of your fists on the tatami,
lift yourself, and move forward.Copy !req
357. It looks like she became
some kind of frog toy.Copy !req
358. Morihito's exerting the amount of strength
needed to move his own heavier body,Copy !req
359. but that amount of power is too much
for Kiyomiya's lighter body.Copy !req
360. I guess this spell doesn't take
those kinds of details into consideration.Copy !req
361. Stare.Copy !req
362. Bow to the person next to you.Copy !req
363. Humbly accept the plate.Copy !req
364. Take out the folded paper
from your kimono.Copy !req
365. Unfold it with the creases towards you,
set it down, and place the candy atop it.Copy !req
366. Dang, Morihito really mastered this, huh?Copy !req
367. They put out some rakugan candy.Copy !req
368. We'll use Country Ma'am cookies
as a replacement.Copy !req
369. Too fast!Copy !req
370. A-Are you all right, Suzuka?Copy !req
371. I think she might be choking.Copy !req
372. You can't eat a Country Ma'am cookie
at the same pace of a dry candy.Copy !req
373. But that's what I was given,
so it can't be helped!Copy !req
374. What is it, Suzuka?
Are you in your rebellious age?Copy !req
375. I humbly thank you for the tea.Copy !req
376. Pick up the side of the bowl
with your right hand,Copy !req
377. and use your left hand
to hold the bottom.Copy !req
378. Turn the bowl twice in the clockwise direction
as you avoid the front of the bowl.Copy !req
379. I can't see the position of her mouth
to the bowl, so just drink with instinct!Copy !req
380. Thank you for the delicious tea.Copy !req
381. It's all over you!Copy !req
382. Please do wipe your mouth!Copy !req
383. Now isn't the time for admiration!
You look just like Kinnikuman!Copy !req
384. You do not pass!Copy !req
385. Suzuka, you fail to understand
the meaning behind learning these lessons.Copy !req
386. The performing arts and martial arts
have meaning behind every movement.Copy !req
387. Not a single movement is wasted.Copy !req
388. And so, at the root of these beautiful movements
is where you find a person's heart.Copy !req
389. You will learn everything again
from the beginning.Copy !req
390. A bee!Copy !req
391. It's not "Yee," it's "Yes"!Copy !req
392. It's a giant hornet!Copy !req
393. Oh, no, a bee! I hate them so much!Copy !req
394. Grandmother!Copy !req
395. I have to go help them.Copy !req
396. No.Copy !req
397. Ogre Qigong Fighting Style...Copy !req
398. Firefly Trap!Copy !req
399. It was in this moment
that Setsuko Kiyomiya...Copy !req
400. would later proclaim that she saw the most
beautiful performance she had ever seen.Copy !req
401. And so,Copy !req
402. after saving Grandmother from that bee,
and completing the ceremony,Copy !req
403. she judged that I may still have hope,
and withdrew the failure.Copy !req
404. Oh, that's great news.Copy !req
405. Also...Copy !req
406. for next time, I was told that
it sounds like the devil's temari song,Copy !req
407. but I have a test in koto coming up.Copy !req
408. Otogi, would you like to master
the koto next?Copy !req
409. No thank you!Copy !req
410. All right, did you enjoy that video?Copy !req
411. If you thought it was funny, please click on that
"like" button and also subscribe!Copy !req
412. Ready, and...Copy !req
413. The sun Kan shine, let's smile with Nico.
Chan-bala daba daba, dance the Lambada.Copy !req
414. Dai dara bocchi, witch watcchi. Go, go, go!
And then clap your hands, clap, clap!Copy !req
415. Look right, look left, and head bang king!Copy !req