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58. Hello, everybody. I'm Chick Hearn,
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60. yet again.
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61. If they can win,
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63. A feat, I might add, not accomplished
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64. - That was a great team, too.
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66. Yep. Larry couldn't get it done,
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80. - You guys get a cheesesteak?
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89. Dammit!
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91. and my friends, I'll tell you,
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92. - Cap! Can you stop Moses?
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99. - Use your own. Use your own.
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103. And I'll tell you what Keith,
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108. Moses down low, bodies Kareem.
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109. One, twice, No harm, no foul.
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110. - Slam dunk!
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116. Course they're gettin' every loose ball!
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117. Course they're gettin' every call!
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118. They want it more! What do you want?
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119. By golly, Keith.
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131. Here we go.
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141. and he's gonna put an exclamation point
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142. And, well, does it count
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145. "fo, fo, fo," winning a championship
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171. - No, we got molly-wopped.
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329. - Yeah, can he play?
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Range out the fuckin' building.
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339. Alright? He wants to build
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340. You know, get the SoCal
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342. Well, obviously, not Cap or Magic.
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348. Yeah. Yeah, he was.
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364. - Man got a life here.
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388. Shit, I'd take a beat down from Wanda
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391. - Can't say he ain't got game.
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- LA, New York.
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- No, please. Please stay.
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428. - We'll be in touch, Ms. Kelly.
- Thank you. Thank you.
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429. Boy, what are you doing here?
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430. You happy to see me, though, huh?
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431. If you gonna have me lying,
I'd like to have a heads-up next time.
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432. Thank you.
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433. So what happened to pre-season?
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434. So Coach'll fine me a few bucks.
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435. I had to see my girl.
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436. Your girl?
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437. That's what'd you be.
At least what you should be.
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438. And you know it, too.
Just too damn hard-headed.
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439. - Earvin, I don't know—
- But that's not why I'm here.
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440. I came to support you.
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441. You right.
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442. Your dreams matter as much as mine.
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443. So.
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444. Anyway, I might as well get back before,
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445. you know, they fine my whole damn check.
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446. Wait.
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447. What's your boy Virgil gonna say?
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448. Your guess is as good as mine.
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449. I haven't been with Virgil for months.
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450. And you ain't tell me?
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451. For once in my life
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452. I have someone who needs me
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453. Nah, but.
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454. the game ain't what last forever.
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455. This is.
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456. For once unafraid
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457. Ain't letting you go this time, Cook.
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458. So I'm a hostage?
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459. Stop making me laugh, girl!
I got important shit to say!
Copy !req
460. - Important? Let me pay attention.
- Yeah!
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461. Been through enough to know
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462. that the person I'm supposed to be with
in this world is you.
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463. Been put you through so much,
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464. but you hang in there with me.
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465. Always making me feel better
when life be whipping my ass.
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466. Just wanna do the same for you.
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467. Someone lay hands on you?
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468. I mean it.
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469. You deserve a dude that's gonna give you
the right type of love.
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470. And that's me.
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471. Come on, Cook.
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472. Gimme another chance.
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473. Just one more.
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474. For once, I can say
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475. This is mine, you can't take it
Copy !req
476. Okay. Okay.
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477. One. More.
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478. One more.
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479. Listen up, world!
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480. This here, Cookie? My woman.
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481. Y'all hear that?
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482. I'ma act right!
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483. I'ma do right!
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484. Earvin. Earvin.
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485. All y'all women, stay far away.
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486. That mean you. That mean you.
That mean you. That mean you.
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487. Magic belong to Cookie and Cookie alone.
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488. Sit down before you break
your damn neck. Sit down!
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489. Don't have to do all that.
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490. The fucking Clippers.
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491. And on your birthday.
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492. That's some cold shit there.
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493. Motherfuckers might
as well send me to Siberia.
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494. Well, ain't no guess
who running point now.
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495. You know, I remember
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496. first time I stepped in that locker room.
Copy !req
497. Saw my jersey hanging there.
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498. Same room as Abdul-Jabbar.
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499. Three guards ahead of me in the rotation.
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500. All I was hoping for was to make the team.
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501. Most important thing in the whole world.
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502. Being a Laker.
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503. I never thought it'd end.
Copy !req
504. Everything does, baby.
Copy !req
505. - Trade a motherfucker on his birthday.
- That's just cold, man.
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506. Could just be getting warmed up, too.
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507. It ain't right is what it is.
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508. Hey, how y'all gonna start
my shit without me?
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509. Okay.
Copy !req
510. Cap. How you doing? Good to see you.
Good to see you.
Copy !req
511. - There he is!
- Good to see you.
Copy !req
512. What's going on, man?
Copy !req
513. How you guys doing? Hey, hey, hey.
Copy !req
514. Happy birthday, man.
Copy !req
515. - Some bullshit.
- Yeah, that it is, but
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516. can't say I wasn't surprised.
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517. Hey, that's the name of the game, right?
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518. Here today, gone tomorrow.
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519. All good, though.
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520. Chance to say goodbye.
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521. Oh shit!
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522. Look what the cat dragged in.
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523. My first coach!
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524. Made me a Laker.
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525. Jerry motherfucking West.
Copy !req
526. I just wanted to stop by, Norm,
and say thank you for everything.
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527. Yeah.
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528. You ain't never liked me, Jerry.
Copy !req
529. You said as much to my face,
Copy !req
530. so I know this was your call. Still
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531. I like to think there's some respect.
Copy !req
532. Alright! Here, let's raise our glasses!
Copy !req
533. Let's raise our glasses! Okay.
Copy !req
534. Now, once I get over this shit,
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535. I'ma wish y'all good luck.
But, next time I see you,
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536. then I'ma bust your ass.
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537. Norm down the middle.
Norm all the way.
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538. Just too much Norm Nixon
Copy !req
539. giving the Lakers
a taste of what they miss.
Copy !req
540. Let's go!
Copy !req
541. a storm rolled in, blew away the Lakers.
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542. Norm Nixon blistering his former teammates
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543. and a rare Clippers victory.
Copy !req
544. Hey, this is Pete from Tarzana.
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545. Hey, you think the Lakers still got a shot
Copy !req
546. to make some noise
in the Western Conference?
Copy !req
547. Great question. Safe to say
the league's catching up with Showtime.
Copy !req
548. You ask me,
that Byron Scott's gonna pay off
Copy !req
549. some big dividends at the guard position.
Copy !req
550. Jerry West done him a good one there.
Copy !req
551. Kansas City just hired Jack McKinney.
Copy !req
552. Bet he's gonna have the Kings
running like greyhounds.
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553. Can the Lakers regain an edge
in a league
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554. that stole their bag of tricks?
Copy !req
555. Maybe Riley's out of answers.
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556. That sure would bring a smile
to Red—
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557. Norm got his pound of flesh.
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558. Yeah, well, if we keep sleepwalking,
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559. - he won't be the last.
- Pat.
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560. It is the first week of the season.
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561. Yeah, this is when it happens.
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562. When you start getting
comfortable with losing.
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563. You made it to the finals last year.
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564. - You won it all the year before.
- That right there?
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565. - That is our fucking problem.
- What? Winning?
Copy !req
566. Leaning on it. like a fucking crutch.
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567. You get to the top of the mountain,
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568. you ease up.
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569. It's natural.
You don't even know you're doing it.
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570. Next thing, you're losing
to the fucking Clippers in November.
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571. And it doesn't even cost you
a good night's sleep!
Copy !req
572. 'Cause they're not hungry anymore?
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573. No, they love the game. They love it.
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574. They wanna win.
Copy !req
575. But, in the beginning,
they fuckin' needed it.
Copy !req
576. They needed it, and I'm not seeing need.
Copy !req
577. I'm seeing their minds say,
Copy !req
578. "Fuck it! We already got two rings!"
Copy !req
579. I fucking— I rant, I rave.
Copy !req
580. I write these fucking speeches.
Copy !req
581. I'm running out of shit to say.
Copy !req
582. There you are. Come here!
Copy !req
583. "Godfather" is about to start.
What took you so long?
Copy !req
584. Just thinking of something.
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585. Must be serious.
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586. Uh-huh.
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587. - Uh-oh. Okay.
- Nah. Ain't nothing bad.
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588. - Earvin.
- Cook, we family.
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589. Always will be.
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590. As long as I'm in this world,
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591. you ain't in it on your lonesome.
Copy !req
592. You hear me?
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593. So, what you say?
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594. You didn't ask me anything.
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595. Will you marry me?
Copy !req
596. - You still ain't said nothing yet.
- Yes!
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597. Yes.
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598. I'll marry you.
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599. Hon!
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600. You upstairs?
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601. Guess what?
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602. Earvin got engaged!
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603. Hey.
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604. What's going on here?
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605. You taking a trip?
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606. What's wrong?
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607. You're married.
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608. Yeah. No shit. I was there, remember?
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609. To somebody else.
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610. Your life insurance agent called,
looking for your wife.
Copy !req
611. I told him that was me.
He said, "Not unless you moved to Utah."
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612. What are you talking about?
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613. You're still fucking married to JoAnn!
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614. I called the fucking courts
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615. and you never filed the divorce papers!
Copy !req
616. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Hang on! Hang on!
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617. Hang on. Okay. That—
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618. Okay. Yeah, it doesn't sound good.
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619. I get it. But you're misunderstanding.
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620. It's a clerical thing.
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621. You know how I am about paperwork!
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622. It sounds serious! It's not serious!
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623. I've got that fucking paperwork
here somewhere.
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624. JoAnn signed it.
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625. - I was intending to file it—
- Just stop!
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626. So you knew.
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627. You knew you were not divorced.
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628. I mean, I didn't—
Copy !req
629. Not intentionally hiding it.
Copy !req
630. I just was waiting
Copy !req
631. and I got distracted
by this bullshit with the team
Copy !req
632. and it slipped my mind!
Copy !req
633. Slipped your mind?
Copy !req
634. This is my fucking life!
Copy !req
635. No, no, no. Hold on.
Copy !req
636. What are you doing?
Where are you going?
Copy !req
637. - I'm leaving!
- Over this. Over paperwork?
Copy !req
638. Honey, please!
Copy !req
639. Please listen to me! I'm in love with you!
Copy !req
640. Go tell your wife.
Copy !req
641. - You are my fucking wife!
- No, I'm not!
Copy !req
642. I am the first naked girl in a book
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643. full of naked girls.
Copy !req
644. That's all you want anyway.
Copy !req
645. The least you can do is admit it.
Copy !req
646. That is not true.
Copy !req
647. Oh, this is it, huh? This is it?
Copy !req
648. - You're walking out on me?
- I'm not walking!
Copy !req
649. - I'm fucking running.
- Well, you know what?
Copy !req
650. If you can't trust me,
then you should get the fuck out.
Copy !req
651. Nice.
Copy !req
652. - Dr. Buss?
- Not now!
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653. It's about Kareem.
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654. I'm in Bel-Air where earlier tonight,
a fire razed
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655. the home of Lakers center
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.
Copy !req
656. Lost was a music collection
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657. of an estimated 3,000 jazz LPs
Copy !req
658. and a lifetime of irreplaceable
basketball memorabilia.
Copy !req
659. Kareem was not inside at the time,
Copy !req
660. but his companion, Cheryl Pistono,
Copy !req
661. and their son were sleeping,
but they managed to escape.
Copy !req
662. And apparently the pet cat saved the day.
Copy !req
663. And there's Kareem right there.
Copy !req
664. Cheryl! Cheryl. God.
Copy !req
665. - I was sleeping. I didn't know.
- It's okay.
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666. You're okay. You're okay.
Copy !req
667. Oh, my God.
Copy !req
668. There he is! There he is!
Copy !req
669. Hey, Cap!
So good to see you here.
Copy !req
670. Thank God you're here in one piece.
Praise the Lord.
Copy !req
671. Look, these people,
they came here to pay their respects.
Copy !req
672. Tom, I'm not doing that today.
No autographs.
Copy !req
673. - Kareem.
- Hang in there, Kareem!
Copy !req
674. We love you!
Copy !req
675. We love you, Kareem!
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676. You know about this one?
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677. My dad says it's his favorite.
Copy !req
678. - Your father is a wise man.
- We're your biggest fans.
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679. They said you lost yours in the fire.
Copy !req
680. We all love you.
Copy !req
681. You're the greatest!
Copy !req
682. I love you, Kareem!
Copy !req
683. No, it's okay. It's okay. Let them stay.
Copy !req
684. Cap. I'm sorry to hear the news.
Copy !req
685. Sorry about the crib, dude.
Copy !req
686. You deserve your night off, Cap. Go home.
Copy !req
687. Yeah, he right. You ain't gotta be here,
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688. not for Dallas in November, man.
Copy !req
689. Yes, I do.
Copy !req
690. I belong here.
Copy !req
691. Fellas, can everybody sit down for a sec?
Copy !req
692. Just indulge me.
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693. We touch people's lives.
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694. They suffer when we suffer.
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695. They thrill when we thrill.
Copy !req
696. - We love you, Kareem.
- We love you, Kareem.
Copy !req
697. They turn to us to lift their spirits,
Copy !req
698. to show their children this is
what excellence looks like.
Copy !req
699. As captain of this team,
Copy !req
700. I'm holding each and every one
of you accountable.
Copy !req
701. When we step between the lines
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702. we will demand the highest of ourselves.
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703. Not just for us.
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704. For this city.
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705. For them.
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706. That's how you pay them back.
Copy !req
707. Let's go, Cap!
Copy !req
708. Make that a promise to each other.
Copy !req
709. Make it to yourselves.
Copy !req
710. Alright? Every day from now
until June, every game,
Copy !req
711. accept nothing but your absolute best.
Copy !req
712. Or get the fuck outta this locker room
because you don't belong here.
Copy !req
713. - Hell yeah!
- That's right.
Copy !req
714. - Because we won't be alone.
- They are comin' for us.
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715. They've seen us at our weakest.
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716. We'll be fighting in the streets
Copy !req
717. They wanna stomp us out.
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718. With our children at our feet
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719. And the morals that they worship
Copy !req
720. Will be gone
Copy !req
721. I got a surprise for them, fellas.
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722. This old man ain't done.
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723. Everybody's waving their arms.
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724. It's in to Kareem.
Going left, going right,
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725. going forward, gone!
Copy !req
726. The pictures tell the words.
Copy !req
727. Boy, they love their captain.
They love their leader.
Copy !req
728. And suffice to say, ladies and gentlemen,
Copy !req
729. the new king of scoring
has ascended his throne.
Copy !req
730. His mama, his father,
what an emotional moment.
Copy !req
731. So all these naysayers,
all these doubters,
Copy !req
732. they can kiss my ass
Copy !req
733. 'cause I'm bringing
a parade back to this city!
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734. How about you? What you gonna do?
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735. Okay!
Copy !req
736. Let's move it!
Listen to Cap.
Copy !req
737. Let's go!
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738. A change, it had to come
Copy !req
739. We knew it all along
Copy !req
740. We were liberated
from the fold, that's all
Copy !req
741. And the world looks just the same
Copy !req
742. And history ain't changed
Copy !req
743. 'Cause the banners,
they all flown in the last war
Copy !req
744. I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
Copy !req
745. Take a bow for the new revolution
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746. Smile and grin at
the change all around
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747. Pick up my guitar and play
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748. Just like yesterday
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749. Then I'll get on my knees and pray
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750. We don't get fooled again
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751. Horn sounds. Okay?
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752. You're playing great.
You're playing Lakers ball.
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753. Be the best, we're gonna fuckin' find you.
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754. Hey, find 33, find 33.
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755. Okay? You show those motherfuckers
what we're about. Okay?
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756. - Go out there and you fucking kill 'em.
- Hell yeah.
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757. - One, two, three.
- Kill 'em!
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758. - Celtics on three. One, two, three!
- Celtics!
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759. Milwaukee in a must-win situation.
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760. Only four other teams have overcome
a three-to-one deficit.
Copy !req
761. Of course, one of those
was the Celtics in '81
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762. on their way to a championship.
Copy !req
763. Alright, here we go.
Bird gets the inbound from McHale,
Copy !req
764. gives it to DJ, bringing it upcourt.
Copy !req
765. The Celtics in no hurry.
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766. Sidney Moncrief picks up Johnson now
Copy !req
767. as they cross half-court,
applying some pressure.
Copy !req
768. And now Marques Johnson
picks him up on the switch
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769. and the Celtics are inching closer.
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770. Dr. Buss.
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771. Marvin Mitchelson. Nice to meet you.
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772. You're being served.
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773. By who?
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774. Me.
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775. And your wife. Well, ex-wife.
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776. Well, sort of.
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777. $100 million?
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778. Yeah.
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779. But, Honey is a reasonable woman.
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780. She'll settle for Magic and Kareem.
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781. Hey, good luck tonight. Go Lakers.
Copy !req
782. Two minutes, and if the Celtics hang on,
and the Lakers win,
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783. they'll meet in the finals
for the first time in 15 years.
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784. The match-up fans have been waiting for,
Copy !req
785. Magic Johnson versus
the reigning MVP Larry Bird.
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786. Celtics trying to milk the clock.
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787. Come on, motherfuckers. Bring it.
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788. Man, I just want a piece
of these crackers, man.
Copy !req
789. - Looks like too little too late.
- What do you say? You ready?
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790. What the fuck. Fuck, no, Bill. No.
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791. Come on. It's a new day.
You're gonna beat Red at his own game.
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792. You tryin' to fuckin' jinx us? Huh?
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793. Let me tell you something, Jerry.
Copy !req
794. That Norm trade. That took balls.
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795. You pulled this team
outta the can this year.
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796. You saved this team
and I want you to remember that.
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797. Johnson to Bird in the corner!
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798. On the way!
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799. Good!
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800. Pack your bags for Beantown, boys!
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801. Cook us up some leprechauns!
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802. Get that champagne ready!
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803. Yeah, we're not doing that this year!
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804. We're not doing that this year.
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805. And now it's up to the Lakers...
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806. Listen up.
Turn that shit off.
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807. I know.
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808. Usually, we clinch a conference final,
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809. which you're gonna do tonight,
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810. it'd be time to celebrate.
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811. Get ourselves a couple cases of bubbly,
throw ourselves a little party.
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812. But not this time.
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813. Look, I don't know about you,
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814. but I am sick and tired of losing.
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816. I just wanna beat somebody's ass
like you're about to.
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817. But, Boston and us.
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818. People say that's
the greatest rivalry in sports,
Copy !req
819. but it's not.
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820. It's not!
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821. When your team is 0-7,
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822. that ain't a rivalry!
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823. That's total domination!
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824. Beat LA! Beat LA! Beat LA!
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825. We need to cut their fuckin' hearts out!
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826. We need to show the world
that we're still the kings!
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827. So that's what you're stepping into,
and that's what you're going to change.
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828. All that pain and heartache!
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829. You get to pay it back!
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830. And we don't celebrate until we do!
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831. So when you're thinking
about going out tonight,
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832. having that beer,
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833. I'll remind you of the immortal words
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834. of Paul Revere
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835. spoken 200 years ago,
right down the street!
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836. The Lakers are coming.
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837. The Lakers are coming.
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838. Right now,
Copy !req
839. they have history on their side.
Copy !req
840. They're the dynasty.
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841. And they're bringing their fuckin' girls
Copy !req
842. and their fair-weather sissy fans!
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843. And they're gonna try to burn this place,
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844. our house!
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845. To cinders.
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846. We're the flash in the pan,
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847. and that's all we're ever gonna be
Copy !req
848. until we beat
the goddamn Celtics!
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849. Beat LA! Beat LA! Beat LA!
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850. Beat LA.
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851. Fuck Boston!
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852. Beat LA!
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853. Fuck Boston.
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854. Beat LA!
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855. Fuck Boston!
Copy !req
856. - Beat LA!
- Fuck Boston!
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857. Watch out
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858. You might get what you're after
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859. Cool babies
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860. Strange, but not a stranger
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861. I'm an ordinary guy
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862. Burning down the house
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863. Hold tight
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864. Wait till the party's over
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865. Hold tight
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866. We're in for nasty weather
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867. There has got to be a way
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868. Burning down the house
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869. Here's your ticket, pack your bags
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870. Time for jumping overboard
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871. Transportation is here
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872. Close enough, but not too far
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873. Maybe you know where you are
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874. Fighting fire with fire
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875. Ah, all wet
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876. Hey, you might need a raincoat
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877. Shakedown
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878. Dreams walking in broad daylight
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879. 365 degrees
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