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known to man.
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poker, bridge.
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we landed on Monopoly.
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like those other games,
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an element of chance.
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18. "Mother diagnosed
with metastatic cancer.
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So, it turns out my mother
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her strokes. Anyway...
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it cuts both ways.
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and you stay in the game.
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27. "Win NBA Championship.
Find happiness
and peace you seek."
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30. ("My Favorite Mutiny"
by The Coup playing
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31. - (whistle blows
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32. Well, that stings, Patrick.
Lakers staring down
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the division by a wee thread.
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35. Momentum is wearing off.
With Jack McKinney out,
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36. - Paul Westhead is trying to do
an awful lot all by himself.
- Hey! Psst!
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38. Defense!
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39. Jesus fucking Christ.
Jack, what the fuck?
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- Hey, Coach!
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Get me back in there!
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- Come on!
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your ass, for Christ's sake!
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45. You suck, Westhead,
you suck!
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46. - Ref!
- You're outta timeouts.
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I should tell you.
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49. Cooper, foul!
Take the foul!
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50. - Well,
Michael Cooper takes
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and, uh, well,
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whose intent it was
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his sixth foul,
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54. - and he has fouled
out of the game.
- No, no, you're staying in.
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I'm out of the game.
- Okay, Chones!
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He's in the locker room.
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- Yes! Come on.
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goddamn mind, man.
You out your goddamn mind.
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Two for one, yeah?
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63. Y'all take off on the inbounds,
and I'll hit you on the flop.
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64. - Word.
- Cool? Cool?
You good, Coach?
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Coach.
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He's jumping the gun.
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getting his sea legs.
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teach a pig to paint, Bill.
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th-they're out there,
treating him like
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'cause that's what he is.
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coaching themselves.
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- For now.
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doing here, Jerry?
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on a golf course?
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I may be retired, Bill,
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Helen Keller!
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I give a fuck! I care!
- Okay. Okay!
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on his feet?
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Maybe the All-Star game.
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on the fuckin' season.
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that we may need reinforcements.
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guys respect him.
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fuckin' story for the fans.
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the first time around
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uh, him leaving Utah now?
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Lady luck.
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offense, he slots right in.
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the trigger soon...
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to make some changes
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It's shit
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- Alright.
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going to come in as a temp,
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probably the end of the season.
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on McKinney, too.
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changing horses.
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Bill. I mean, shit.
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in the hospital,
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looking for his fuckin' dick.
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the fuckin' word means.
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on someone soon,
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the fuckin' season goodbye.
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120. What?
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pulling the lace through the—
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shooting touch?
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here somewhere.
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You caught me in a mood.
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should've been an easy one.
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140. And this keeps up,
we're gonna blow our shot.
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141. They've seen enough.
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147. - If Westhead keeps slip—
- Give him the road trip.
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It's a beast.
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until the doctors clear me
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to replace us.
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I'm doing my best, Jack.
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the dead for this.
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- I know.
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What do you think
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something more official?
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I need an assistant.
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from the press box.
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- Yeah, I mean, why not?
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great at it.
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to your broadcasting career,
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going to miss you.
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- No.
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to wandering the beach.
I-I'll fucking croak.
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- Absolutely.
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Yeah, absolutely.
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and I'm gonna hug you.
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on a show tonight,
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a talented team behind him.
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the more skilled player.
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I want to thank Coach
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and Indiana State for—
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that done came out.
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Gonna catch the fam,
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then it's off to Boston.
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as a pro. You excited?
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too light last time.
And how that work out?
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- That's my quote.
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- Will he be crying
into another towel...
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- ... after this game or what?
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We have a flight.
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First road trip?
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- Alright. You know,
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- Alright? Trust me.
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- Hey, Chick.
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whole coaching business.
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is in herding cats.
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- Please! Just listen! Pat!
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- You tell the Gestapo here—
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- Jerry West. Right on there.
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- What is this? What's going on?
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It's a little, you know,
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Don't wanna
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Sort this out, okay?
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Thank you for your help.
- Uh...
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- Uh,
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have my seat.
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- That's, uh,
right by the toilet.
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- Down here in
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He says he's on a scout.
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moves on personnel?
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to Indiana, we might have to.
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about your mother.
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Even her mistakes are good.
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- Three words.
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some more words.
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their players as employees,
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they're also assets.
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to deduct their total value
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- No, we already write off
their salaries.
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that's more murky.
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Without these players,
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to the business
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of the business.
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- No fucking way. Impossible.
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to save your ass.
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and make a playoff run,
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is a pretty big if.
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holiday season road trip
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Pacers team.
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a thing as a candy cane
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Christmas morning.
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'em the next one.
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and we ain't losing in D-Town.
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mama's home cooking.
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You tune in and find out.
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Maybe if the coach put me in
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in the paint. That's for sure.
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a fucking line, alright?
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Alright?
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walk away from this,
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a substitute forever.
- It's my fault.
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I benched him.
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and now it's public.
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- Alright, so?
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- That's your...
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college kids.
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let him through.
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bet it all on beating Boston?
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- She's pretending to be asleep.
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and conked right out.
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the kids were young.
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business deals all week.
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to keep me off of Boardwalk.
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let 'em win more often.
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slow down, don't you?
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367. Now, we got two in college,
two more about to be in college.
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the wrath of the top hat.
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Earvin "Magic" Johnson
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and not just on your TVs,
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been up to in LA,
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mind, will Magic bother
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homegirl Cookie Kelly?
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her tickets to the game
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that he's moved on,
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still carrying the torch?
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diamond ring to match
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A finder's fee.
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I don't even think
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the last girl's daddy
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show my face?
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around my little finger.
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- Yeah, it's good to be back.
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What's your name? Shawn?
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It's nice to meet you!
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the center of attention?
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as me one day.
- Thank you so much!
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413. - So cool.
- You're the best, Magic!
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414. I'm sorry, y'all.
I gotta go. Cook!
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415. Mm-mmm!
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416. You believe this?
Since we rode in.
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417. - Thought Stevie Wonder
must be in town, but no!
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418. It's all for me.
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419. It's... something else.
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420. Ain't it?
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421. Hey, Rhonda.
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422. Hey.
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423. I missed you.
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424. Mm, stop.
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425. You stop lookin'
so good.
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426. Earleatha, darling,
you look ravishing!
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427. Dr. Day.
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428. Man from Buick
is here to see you.
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429. Oh, can it wait?
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430. Gonna see Pop
later on tonight,
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431. he was wanting
to talk it over.
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432. Best not. Bad idea to
keep these corporations waiting.
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433. Look-it, you want to get
the old man on the phone?
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434. Nah. Nah. You think
it's the real deal,
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435. - let's do it.
- Okay. Wise man.
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436. Excuse us for a minute, angels.
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437. I'll be right back, Cook.
- Mm-hm.
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438. I heard he picks some girls
out of the stands at every game.
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439. You should've worn
a brighter color.
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440. You could've wore
a disco ball, bitch.
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441. Come on, Cookie.
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442. Coach Riley.
Coach Riley.
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443. I'm Coach Riley.
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444. How you doin'? Ahem.
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445. What the fuck's this
motherfucker up to?
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446. Oh, wow. Hi. Hey, Jerry.
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447. - This Detroit?
- Yes, it is, Jerry. Hi.
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448. How's the scout coming?
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449. Uh-huh. Yeah, it's...
coming. Just, uh,
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450. just making sure we got
the personnel we need
to make a run.
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451. We're, uh...
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452. we're turning it around.
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453. Just you watch.
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454. Mm-hmm.
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455. Mm. Hey, Jer.
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456. Eating my leftovers?
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457. - I'll leave you boys to it.
- Alright.
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458. Lay off the fuckin'
French fries.
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459. I like french fries.
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460. Don't sweat it, alright?
Come on. He's a busybody.
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461. Don't sweat it.
Anyway...
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462. God's smiling. Hm?
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463. Detroit's the pits
of the league.
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464. We got these suckers.
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465. Well, folks, the Lakers are
looking to redeem themselves
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466. and move from
Santa's naughty list
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467. to something nicer
with a win tonight
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468. against the last place
Detroit Pistons.
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469. Shouldn't take
a Christmas miracle
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470. to mark this one a W.
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471. Sent the bus to Lansing.
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472. I told them you
had family in town.
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473. I'm certainly glad I don't.
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474. It's one game. Hm?
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475. Who watches basketball
on Christmas?
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476. Shake it off
and function forward.
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477. Forward where?
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478. You said yourself
we're in the fucking pits.
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479. We just got blown out by the
worst team in the league, so...
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480. Well, not anymore.
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481. They beat us.
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482. Alright, we're sitting
on a pile of coal.
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483. We put on our big boy pants,
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484. we put our heads together,
and we press out
a diamond in Boston.
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485. What's gonna change?
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486. Huh? Me?
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487. Pat...
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488. I'm not supposed to be here.
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489. It's Jack's team.
You're Jack's guy.
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490. And Jack's coming back,
right?
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491. Few more weeks.
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492. It's the dramatist in me.
You're right.
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493. Hey. You got plans
for Christmas? Huh?
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494. No.
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495. Yes, you do.
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496. Bringing in Chinese,
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497. we're drinking a six-pack,
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498. and we're figuring out how we're
going to ruin Boston's New Year.
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499. Huh?
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500. Yeah. Yeah. Alright.
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501. Fuck Boston.
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502. What that game was
is a lesson in humility.
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503. Showboating, fancy passes.
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504. No wonder you had
all those turnovers.
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505. Ma, you wasn't even there.
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506. I know my son.
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507. She was listening on the radio.
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508. Every game.
And you better believe it.
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509. So, I might tune in on occasion.
Copy !req
510. - Let me talk to you.
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511. We gotta talk about
that Buick deal.
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512. Been doing some research.
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513. Not sure you wanna put
your name on them cars, son.
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514. Boys on the line been saying
quality is falling off.
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515. Look, Pop, uh, thing is...
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516. I actually already
signed the deal today.
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517. Dr. Day got it worked out
real good though.
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518. He did, huh?
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519. Told you he was
helping me, didn't I?
Copy !req
520. - Yeah, you mentioned that.
- There's
the man of the hour.
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521. And... the man's old man.
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522. How you doin' there,
brother Earvin?
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523. You still
workin' the line?
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524. Honest pay
for an honest day.
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525. How's your daughter
doing though?
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526. - Hm?
- Oh.
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527. - She be blessed
and highly favored.
- Pop...
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528. - Blessed on her knees.
- Hey, Pop, Pop, Pop.
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529. Why don't you let us
talk some business?
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530. I thought that's
what we do together.
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531. Dr. Day been doing right by me!
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532. We building
Magic Johnson Enterprises.
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533. It's not Magic Johnson
on my mind.
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534. You got a lot of people
in your ear, son.
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535. Ain't many of them family.
You hear me?
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536. Yeah.
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537. Yeah.
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538. Hm?
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539. I hear you, Pop.
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540. I got this though.
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541. You gonna have the window
office right next to mine.
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542. Go get some of Mama's pie
or something, man.
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543. Stop talking
so much business.
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544. I didn't make the world.
I'm just saying the way it is,
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545. and Boston? Look, that...
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546. That fuckin' place
is worse than anywhere.
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547. Bill Russell won
the motherfuckers...
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548. 11 rings!
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549. Comes home to his abode
to find the door open.
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550. They didn't even
have the decency
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551. to burn a cross
on this man's lawn.
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552. Just shit in his bed.
Not dog shit neither.
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553. Man shit.
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554. Yeah...
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555. different kinda
white people over there.
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556. See, Boston Garden,
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557. brothers walk into that place
and you can feel it
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558. like a cold wind.
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559. You find yourself
running down the court,
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560. tripping over thin air.
Go to dribble,
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561. ball don't bounce.
Just sticks there.
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562. Like a mud puddle.
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563. No logical explanation
to it neither. But then,
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564. you hear something.
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565. - Like a little giggle.
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566. Take that, nigga!
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567. And it ain't ghosts.
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568. It's a leprechaun.
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569. I believe it.
I definitely believe it.
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570. Look at this
Buick contract here.
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571. See your name.
That's number one.
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572. - Mm-hmm.
- Your likeness?
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573. - Mm-hmm.
- Let's go right here.
See that right there?
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574. - Mm-hmm!
- Television. Commercial.
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575. United States and Europe.
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576. - International, boy.
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577. - You international.
That's international, boy!
- Yeah!
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578. Hold on, wait a minute.
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579. - Whoo! Yeah.
- We didn't get to
the best part yet.
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580. Ain't nobody makin'
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581. one more second...
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582. - that kinda money.
- Whoo!
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583. Big fella,
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584. let me know if you want seconds.
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585. These are thirds.
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586. What I need now is a recipe
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587. - before I eat you
out of house and home.
- Please.
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588. The great Kareem Abdul-Jabbar?
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589. More than welcome to it.
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590. Still smile to think of
my own son passing the ball
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591. to the greatest center
ever played the game.
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592. - No need for that.
- Hey. Truth is truth.
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593. He's not so bad himself.
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594. - No...
- What up!
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595. I guess he ain't.
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596. Can I ask you a question,
Mr. Johnson?
Copy !req
597. - Merry Christmas!
- Oh, yeah, here he is!
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598. Y'all enjoyin'
y'all selves?
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599. You can if you can cut
that Mr. Johnson crap
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600. and just call me Earvin.
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601. Your son.
Has he always been so...
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602. happy?
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603. Mm! Mm! Hey!
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604. Junior?
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605. Only since his first breath.
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606. Doctor slapped his ass,
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607. he turned around
and smiled back.
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608. Hey! You heard?
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609. - I can imagine.
- Yeah.
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610. Something on your chest,
Mr. Jabbar?
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611. Kareem.
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612. Kareem.
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613. I just can't say
I'm accustomed to it.
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614. Most men I know,
Black men,
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615. we laugh,
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616. enjoy our lives.
But, America does...
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617. things to
a man's mind and soul
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618. that aren't happy.
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619. Pardon my saying it,
but your son...
Copy !req
620. - seems unaffected by all that.
- Mm.
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621. 'Cause he is.
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622. - How?
- Wish I knew.
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623. I'm from Mississippi.
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624. Down there, we're gator bait.
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625. Wasn't a week went by when
I was young ain't seen some...
Copy !req
626. - Then you know.
- Too well. But he don't.
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627. Not like that.
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628. And it
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629. feels like we ain't speaking
the same tongue sometimes but...
Copy !req
630. then I think, hey,
maybe that's a blessing, too.
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631. When it don't scare me shitless.
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632. I'll whoop his ass
if he gets out of line.
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633. Yeah, no kidding, though...
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634. I want you to do just that.
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635. Pull out some of
that karate shit.
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636. Got too many people
barking up his tree right now.
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637. He helping build
Magic Johnson Enterprises!
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638. You'd actually be
doing me a favor.
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639. Count on it.
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640. My man!
Copy !req
641. Hey, Rhonda!
Copy !req
642. - Yo girl! What's up?
- Hey.
Copy !req
643. How you doing?
Where Cookie at?
Copy !req
644. You all was both
at the game, right?
Copy !req
645. Guess she has
someplace else to be.
Copy !req
646. Great game, though.
Copy !req
647. - It was fun seeing you.
- Yeah.
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648. You, too.
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649. See you around, Rhonda.
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650. Remember what I said
about the Garden.
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651. Right? You're not just playing
the guys on the floor.
Copy !req
652. - You're playing the arena.
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653. Playing the whole goddamn city.
Copy !req
654. - Mm-hmm.
- You know. And the refs,
too, right?
Copy !req
655. Because they're gonna give
the home team every call,
Copy !req
656. and the crowd's
gonna go so nuts,
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657. it's going to seem
like they deserve it.
Copy !req
658. So, you just gotta
stay on top of 'em.
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659. Huh?
Right from the tip.
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660. - Right, Paul?
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661. - Right?
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662. - Right?
- Hm? Right.
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663. I heard you. Yeah.
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664. Work the tip.
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665. Work the refs!
Work the refs!
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666. I didn't say blow 'em!
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667. Hey, we got a chance here.
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668. Okay? Can win with this.
Copy !req
669. - But not if they
get every foul call
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670. and spend the whole night
shooting free throws.
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671. You're the sixth man
on the floor.
Remember that.
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672. - Yup.
I have a call for Mr. West
Copy !req
673. - from an Elgin Baylor.
- No, Mr. West is in another...
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674. Uh...
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675. - Actually, put it
through, please.
- Connecting.
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676. What you say there,
Tweety Bird?
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677. Waiting on the red-eye,
but my flight's delayed.
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678. Elg. It's Pat.
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679. - What's up, man?
You got the wrong room.
- Riles!
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680. - What's happening?
- You know, just, uh,
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681. packing up for Boston.
What's up?
Copy !req
682. Yeah. Zeke said you come down
to the bench to fill the void.
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683. Shouldn't be too long now.
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684. Be seeing Buss tomorrow,
get you back on the mic
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685. with Chick where you belong.
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686. You mind telling Zeke
I'm running late?
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687. I'm all outta dimes!
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688. Uh, yeah.
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689. Yeah, sure, Elg.
Bye.
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690. I'll see you in Boston!
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691. Elgin Baylor.
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692. Says he's flying out
to meet Buss.
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693. When did you know they were
looking for replacements?
Copy !req
694. - Spit that shit out of
your mouth and answer me!
- Okay...
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695. I thought we had more time.
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696. - You know they
were talking to him?
- Somebody.
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697. - When you told me
to quit my job for this?
- I-I didn't...
Copy !req
698. - I didn't think
that it was gonna—
- You—
Copy !req
699. - You know they weren't
keeping Jack.
- No!
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700. - You knew it.
- No.
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701. Jack told me that Buss
was giving us a shot,
Copy !req
702. - and that if we could
pull things out in Boston—
- Now what?
Copy !req
703. - I go back to wandering
the fucking beach?
- I needed you!
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704. Jack begged me.
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705. He's fighting for
his fucking life,
Copy !req
706. and they're going to
take it away because of me!
Copy !req
707. Because I cannot hack it
by myself! I can't!
Copy !req
708. - But you...
- You fuckin' lied to me.
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709. Would you be here
if you knew that they were
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710. fucking sharpening
their knives?
Copy !req
711. No. You'd be staring
at Chick's fist!
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712. And what for, Pat?
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713. You are not an announcer.
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714. You are a coach!
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715. You're my coach.
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716. No, I'm your fucking nanny.
Copy !req
717. You wanna coach?
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718. - Please don't—
- You wanna fucking coach?
Copy !req
719. I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Copy !req
720. - You wanna be a coach?
- It's fucking cold!
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721. Huh? You wanna be a coach?
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722. - Yes, please...
- Good! Do something about it!
Copy !req
723. - Turn off the fucking water!
- Stand up!
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724. Stand up for your fucking team!
You hear me? Stand up!
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725. - You wanna keep
this fucking job?
- Yes...
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726. - Do you wanna keep it?
- Yes.
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727. Then you fucking yell!
Yell it!
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728. Yes!
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729. There's your fucking
wakeup call!
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730. Now answer it!
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731. Fuck...
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732. Hey, I'm coming.
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733. Oh...
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734. What you doing here, Cook?
Copy !req
735. You disappointed?
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736. You a little late.
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737. Yeah. I'm sorry
about last night.
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738. Didn't miss much anyway.
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739. Wish I coulda skipped
that game myself.
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740. Who said I did?
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741. Bought me a cheap seat.
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742. You ...
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743. You crazy, girl! Wha...
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744. Got you in first class
and everything!
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745. I woulda hit a couple
shots for you.
Instead, I be breaking 'em.
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746. Don't put that on me now.
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747. Just sayin'.
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748. Been missing you.
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749. Nah, don't start.
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750. You out there on another planet.
The world on a string.
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751. Just... What you need me for?
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752. Just to say you can?
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753. - Ain't like that, Cook.
- Then, what is it?
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754. Because last night,
I was watching.
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755. Not the game. You.
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756. The way the world
moves around you.
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757. Big people, little people,
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758. just circling you like the Sun.
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759. And for you, it's...
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760. it's as natural
as breathing.
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761. And I just...
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762. don't know where
I fit in all that.
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763. Right here, Cook.
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764. With me.
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765. Until the bus leaves.
Then what?
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766. What am I to you?
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767. 'Cause, honest to God, Earvin,
I don't have the first idea.
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768. - I'm tired—
- Cook!
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769. My girl.
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770. You family, Cook.
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771. I know.
That bus is waiting.
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772. Call you from Boston?
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773. - Once you whoop that
white boy's butt. Yeah.
- Mm.
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774. Okay. I'm gonna go.
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775. Mm-mmm.
You ain't going nowhere.
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776. - I gotta go.
- Alright, alright.
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777. Who was that?
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778. Uh... Teammate.
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779. - Oh.
- Yeah.
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780. They waitin'.
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781. Have a nice day.
Go fuck yourself.
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782. Lakers suck!
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783. You fuckin' suck, Magic!
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784. Don't even have a coach.
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785. Westhead sucks.
Get outta here!
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786. Kareem, you are
fucked as shit.
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787. Welcome to Boston.
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788. Larry is gonna kill you guys.
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789. Bunch of pricks.
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790. Paul Revere shoulda slept in.
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791. Let the British burn
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792. this fuck-hole
to the ground.
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793. When does Elgin
need an answer?
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794. Tonight.
He's sitting on another offer.
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795. Yeah. The fact is,
we waited long enough.
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796. - Sooner we cut—
- We? Who's we, Jerry?
Copy !req
797. Okay, okay, fine. Your team.
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798. Jack McKinney beat me
at Monopoly.
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799. - It's a kid's game.
- It's a game of strategy.
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800. He kicked my ass.
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801. Guy can't tie
his fucking shoe...
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802. Nobody beats me at Monopoly.
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803. Okay...
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804. Except my mother.
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805. - She's the only fucking one.
- Okay, look, Doc,
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806. I fucking— I get it, okay?
I understand
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807. this is the shit
part of the gig.
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808. Working the guillotine.
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809. Do you know why
we lost to Boston
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810. all those years?
My team, my team.
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811. Because we lost the first one.
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812. Had a better squad,
more talent.
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813. But, we let it get away from us.
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814. Once.
And that shit stays with you
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815. like a stink inside
a fuckin' jersey.
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816. You let that happen here,
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817. you can't wash it out.
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818. Ah. Home, sweet home.
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819. Well, thanks for
the pep talk, Jerry.
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820. I'm staying in
the fucking car.
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821. I reckoned.
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822. Oh my god, is that blood?
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823. - What the fuck is that?
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824. Told you, motherfucker.
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825. Leprechaun.
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826. 'Cause he's comin' for you!
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827. Fuck this, man.
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828. Yo, what's up, Larry?
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829. Let's get this shit over.
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830. Larry! Larry! Larry, over here!
Copy !req
831. - Still mad, I see.
- Larry!
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832. Larry! Question!
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833. - What'd you eat before the game?
- Food.
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834. - Larry, who's gonna guard you?
- Who cares?
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835. - Larry, what's your prediction?
- We're gonna win.
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836. Larry, what do you wanna
say about the game?
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837. - We're gonna play the game.
- Larry, you gonna win tonight?
Copy !req
838. - Yep.
- Aw, come on. Any jitters?
Copy !req
839. - Nope.
- Magic! Magic!
Copy !req
840. What do you think about Larry?
Copy !req
841. - You thinkin' about
the strategy, Larry?
- Just another game.
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842. Gonna be a good one though.
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843. Two great teams. Great rivals.
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844. That don't get you goin',
you ain't got a pulse.
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845. I'm gonna rip your
fucking ass a new hole.
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846. One more! Larry! Lar!
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847. Dude don't say two words.
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848. Don't smile.
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849. Don't even try.
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850. And they love him anyway.
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851. Like I ain't even there.
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852. The Invisible Man.
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853. Just like the movie.
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854. There's a book, too.
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855. Point remains.
Hard for them to see you
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856. - when they're blinded
by the white.
- But that's the thing!
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857. I'm the dude that they did see!
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858. Bused me to an all-white school.
I ain't wanna go!
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859. But I ain't about to
let that stop me neither!
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860. So I made me somebody they see.
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861. You have a knack for that.
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862. Cap, I'm...
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863. Look, I know you ain't about it.
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864. I know you all
think I'm fake.
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865. And I don't know, Cap, may—
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866. Maybe you right.
Maybe you all are right.
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867. I should just stick
to playing ball.
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868. - Maybe.
- Yep.
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869. Or...
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870. you could go out there
and beat his ass.
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871. What?
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872. They gonna love me then?
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873. Fuck. No.
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874. They'll double down
on his greatness.
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875. And they'll whisper yours.
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876. If they say anything at all.
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877. Thing is...
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878. that silence?
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879. That's not invisibility.
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880. It's power.
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881. Cap, we need straight-up
fundamental defense in the post.
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882. You are not gonna have
help on the weak side.
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883. And here's why. This is key.
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884. Every time Bird
touches the ball,
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885. - we want an instant trap.
- Don't let him get a shot off.
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886. - Get the fuck outta here.
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887. What? What's so funny?
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888. - Is there a problem, guys?
- Bird.
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889. Yeah, I know. That's why
we're gonna double.
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890. Nah, man. Problem is y'all
act like he's God's gift.
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891. Cracker can't even jump.
Slow as snail shit.
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892. Potsie over there
can lock his ass down.
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893. I don't know, man.
I think Bird's the real deal.
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894. Aw, man, shut your ass up.
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895. Me and Country gonna
switch off, pick-to-pick,
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896. - split him between us.
- Mm-mmm. Not tonight.
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897. - He mine.
- Hey, listen up to
your coach. Come on.
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898. Listen, that is the—
the can-do attitude
that we need.
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899. It is.
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900. But, it is not the game plan.
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901. Fuck the game plan.
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902. I got him, Coach!
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903. Everybody's scared
of goddamn Larry Bird!
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904. - I beat him before,
I'll beat him again!
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905. Yo, we need to focus up!
Everyone needs to focus up
right now.
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906. Well...
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907. Nice seats.
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908. Red knows how
to treat a guest.
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909. Mr. Auerbach can't make
it up to see youse guys.
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910. He sent you this
with his regards.
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911. Is it gonna explode?
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912. Red wouldn't blow up anything
he'd have to pay for.
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913. Alright, I'll bite.
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914. It's a vegetable.
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915. Like your coach.
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916. Welcome to the Garden.
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917. - Very funny.
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918. This is Chick Hearn
for the LA Lakers
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919. coming to you live
from beautiful Beantown,
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920. the city of Boston.
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921. Johnny Most at
the Garden here,
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922. where your pride of Boston
is rarin' to wipe the floor
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923. with everybody's favorite
LA softies.
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924. - Team!
- Let's go!
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925. - Hey, fuck you!
- Yeah!
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926. Suck my dick, Magic!
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927. Alright, fellas, let's go!
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928. Gonna wipe that smile
off your face.
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929. - What's up, Larry?
- Let's go! Let's go!
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930. - Welcome to Boston.
- Gonna make this is my house.
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931. - Fucker.
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932. Yes!
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933. Lakers draw first blood
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934. but here comes Larry Bird.
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935. Trap, trap, trap!
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936. And he walks
right into a trap.
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937. Magic with the steal.
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938. To Cooper.
Slam dunk!
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939. And the Lakers
come out swinging,
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940. but the boys from Boston
will make this one a contest.
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941. If that's the Lakers'
best shot, good riddance.
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942. - D up!
- Come on, let's go!
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943. Okay, fuckers, y'all can't
stop me, so I'll tell you
what I'm about to do.
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944. Fake left, drive right,
jumper from 12. No rim.
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945. - Fuck.
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946. Shit, think that was 13.
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947. - That leprechaun's for real.
- You're looking at him.
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948. Get ready,
you Hollywood pansies,
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949. - Fuck!
- ... here comes...
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950. Fuckin' had enough
of this fuckin' shit.
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951. Just fucking breathe,
Jerry, breathe...
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952. - Good!
- Wicked shooter, huh?
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953. Oh! F... Fucking motherfucking
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954. - son of a fucking bitch!
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955. I shoulda fucking known!
Somebody fucking
settin' me up here!
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956. Abdul-Jabbar
on the fast break.
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957. Team one for Chaney.
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958. I tell you, these refs
must be blind.
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959. Another good no-call
by the officials! Ha!
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960. Motherfucker!
What is you doing?
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961. - Use the goddamn whistle!
- Please, ref. Please!
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962. Fuckin' fuckin' fuck!
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963. And this is just
an abomination.
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964. Jamaal taking
a football blow.
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965. Somehow,
no whistle from the refs.
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966. Absolutely despicable.
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967. not letting the Lakers
get away with dirty tricks.
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968. Nixon tripped
and takes a header.
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969. Not a whistle to be heard.
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970. Boy, if I didn't
know any better,
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971. I'd say these refs
were on the Boston payroll.
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972. Call it,
call the fuckin'--
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973. This is the best officiated
game in years!
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974. This cornbread
motherfucker—
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975. Cooper trips over his feet.
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976. These Lakers are looking
awfully clumsy tonight.
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977. Officials are swallowing
their whistles once again.
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978. Shut down the fuckin' act,
you motherfucker!
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979. Johnson looking desperate
under the rim.
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980. Open your fuckin' eyes!
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981. He's on his arm!
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982. And Johnson hits the deck,
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983. making a show of it
for the officials
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984. but they're not buying
what he's selling.
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985. Fuckin' call it!
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986. Goddamn it.
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987. This fiddle-faddle officiating
may cost the Lakers the game.
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988. But the refs call it
like they see it
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989. and what they see is good,
clean fun from Boston.
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990. Another—
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991. It's just a fuckin' game, Jerry.
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992. Nothing but net!
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993. Boston boy is on fire tonight!
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994. Go home, you fuckin' pussies!
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995. Third quarter,
and the Celtics...
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996. - God fuck.
- ... for a commanding lead.
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997. If substitute coach
Paul Westhead
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998. wants to prove
he's not just wearing diapers,
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999. now's his chance
to put on big-boy pants
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1000. and raise his hand.
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1001. You gotta make a sub.
Make a sub.
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1002. Wood.
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1003. After an onslaught of
egregious uncalled fouls
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1004. for the boys in green,
Spencer Haywood
has had enough.
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1005. He's gonna
clean it up himself, folks.
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1006. Johnson passes to Haywood.
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1007. Haywood with
a hand-off to Nixon.
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1008. Nixon, jumper. It's good!
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1009. Bird hooks by Coop
with an elbow.
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1010. No call. Oh!
He ran into a brick wall
in Spencer Haywood.
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1011. - Boom!
- The dropped shoulder
laid Bird on his back!
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1012. Bird looks like he's had
just about enough of this.
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1013. Bird chucks the ball at
Spencer, throwing a tantrum.
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1014. Punches are being thrown.
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1015. The Celtics
are throwing punches.
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1016. We've got fisticuffs, folks.
The benches are clear.
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1017. The Celtics are absolutely
out of control.
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1018. The Lakers are acting
like hoodlums, hoodlums!
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1019. - And here's a late
whistle from the officials.
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1020. Technical foul
on Spencer Haywood.
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1021. It's a technical
on Spencer Haywood.
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1022. Well, I cannot
believe my eyes.
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1023. No! That was 33!
Come on, ref!
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1024. You gotta get in there!
Hey! Hey, Earl!
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1025. You blind fuck!
Now, you see us,
do you, huh?
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1026. Now—
Halle-fucking-lujah!
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1027. - It's a miracle.
- Welcome back, Pat.
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1028. - Enjoy your first tech.
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1029. Bravo! At least
he fucking earned it!
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1030. That's your first
honest call of the night!
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1031. Watch it, Coach!
I'm about to throw you
out of this game.
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1032. You've been
screwing us all night!
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1033. - What did you say?
- Paul. That's enough!
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1034. I said I was screwing
your wife last night!
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1035. - Shit!
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1036. You're outta here!
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1037. It's okay. It's okay.
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1038. You're up, Coach.
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1039. Hey, Riley!
Eat a bag of dicks, ya bitch!
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1040. - Fuck Boston!
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1041. Bring it in!
Calm down!
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1042. Shh. Take a breath.
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1043. Repeat after me. Fuck Boston.
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1044. - Fuck Boston. Fuck Boston!
- Fuck Boston! Fuck Boston!
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1045. - Fuck Boston! Fuck Boston!
- Fuck Boston! Fuck Boston!
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1046. We're not gonna lose
this fucking game!
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1047. - Get out there
and kick their ass!
- Whoo!
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1048. The Lakers are fed up,
fired up,
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1049. and they're fighting mad.
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1050. - Yes!
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1051. And a tone-shift has
happened for the Lakers here.
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1052. They have reclaimed
the momentum,
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1053. and Westhead
is looking commanding
on the sidelines.
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1054. One blown call after another
and the officials have let
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1055. the Lakers make a game of it!
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1056. Alright, out of the time-out,
Lakers take the floor.
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1057. Let's see what Professor
Westhead's come up with.
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1058. Come on, Larry,
eat 'em up!
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1059. Eat his stinkin' shit,
Lakers!
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1060. Keeping it inbound,
right side.
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1061. Referee hands him the ball,
looking for a place to go.
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1062. He finds Magic top of the team.
Magic at the three-point line,
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1063. dribbling up and down
like a yo-yo.
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1064. Magic surveying the floor.
There's nowhere to go with it.
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1065. The clock is winding down.
Ten seconds.
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1066. Coop, set the pick!
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1067. Magic makes a move,
loses Bird.
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1068. No-look to Cooper. Hit hard.
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1069. Throws up a prayer...
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1070. Off the iron...
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1071. Holy shit!
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1072. - Gets a bounce
and goes in!
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1073. Unbelievable!
Right at the buzzer.
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1074. - Michael Cooper with
a game-winning—
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1075. - Coop!
- Yes!
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1076. Lakers win
a hard-fought victory
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1077. here on the parquet floor
in Boston.
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1078. The Lakers have
beaten biased referees,
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1079. - a heated crowd...
- Fuck!
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1080. They stole it from Boston!
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1081. Absolutely stole it!
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1082. Boy, oh, boy
is this crowd silent.
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1083. Aw, fuck!
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1084. Yes! Yes, yes, yes!
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1085. Magic Johnson is smiling
like the sun.
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1086. We may be looking at
Rookie of the Year here,
folks.
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1087. - Larry!
- Leave me the fuck alone.
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1088. Larry, any comment
on the game?
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1089. He mad, y'all.
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1090. Ha, ha. Unbelievable.
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1091. Wherever Jack McKinney is
watching, I hope he's proud
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1092. of his team and proud
of Paul Westhead right now.
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1093. Signs of life last night
for the Lakers
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1094. as they managed
to defeat the Celtics
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1095. on their turf in Boston.
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1096. Big win.
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1097. Barely.
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1098. If I wait for you,
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1099. and you don't make it back...
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1100. then I'm stuck with Westhead.
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1101. And I'm not gonna win
a title with him, am I?
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1102. No.
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1103. That's what I thought.
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1104. We're not done
playing yet, Jack.
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1105. Fuck Boston.
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