1. does that to their boss in front
of the whole organization? Huh?Copy !req
2. - Thanks for the goddamn morale
boost, you fucking cocksucker!
- I-I-I didn't mean to—Copy !req
3. I tried to give you
the fucking noteCopy !req
4. - before we went into
the fucking room! I did!
- Oh, fuck you!Copy !req
5. Give the note!
I'm standing out there
with my dick hanging out...Copy !req
6. Your dad doesn't own
a firearm, does he?Copy !req
7. - Get away from my door
or you're all fired!Copy !req
8. - Alrighty.
Everybody back to work.
- On what?Copy !req
9. - Big ideas.
- Whatever that means.Copy !req
10. You know what he likes.
Go help.Copy !req
11. fucking cocksucker,
backstabbingCopy !req
12. son of a bitch!
Fuck you!Copy !req
13. - You're holdin' out on me,
aren't you? Aren't you?
- No, no, no!Copy !req
14. - He's fuckin' holding out on me!
There's another offer!
- No, no, no!Copy !req
15. - Who is it? Who?
- No, I— No, I told you!Copy !req
16. I told you!
It-it's not what it is!Copy !req
17. I'm out there moving
Heaven and Earth for you,
gettin' youCopy !req
18. whatever you need,
and you leaveCopy !req
19. three fucking weeks
before training?Copy !req
20. - I know. It's— It's not—
- You are fucking
boning me, Jerry!Copy !req
21. - Fuck you!
- It's not something
I'm proud of!Copy !req
22. - I will sue your ass.
- I'll understand. I would.Copy !req
23. I don't need a lawsuit, Jerry!Copy !req
24. I need a fucking coach!Copy !req
25. You know what I think?
I think you're chicken shit.Copy !req
26. - That's what it is.
- Yeah...Copy !req
27. You're afraid I'm gonna
get you all the toolsCopy !req
28. you need, and you'll
still fucking lose!Copy !req
29. I'm not afraid of that.
- Bullshit!Copy !req
30. I know it. I-I know it
for a goddamn factCopy !req
31. because I'm lousy at it.Copy !req
32. I'm a— I'm a—
I'm a— I'm a— I'm a—Copy !req
33. I'm a shit coach!Copy !req
34. I am! I sit there, helpless,Copy !req
35. watching these guys,
pissed to hellCopy !req
36. that they ain't me!
And even worse,Copy !req
37. that I can't be them!Copy !req
38. I mean, if I could— I swear—Copy !req
39. I swear to God,
if I could suit back up now,Copy !req
40. I'd play for you right now
in a heartbeat!Copy !req
41. But, I ca— I can't—
I mean, shit,Copy !req
42. I'd die for you right now!Copy !req
43. But I can't get you
to where you want to go,Copy !req
44. screaming from
the fuckin' sidelines!Copy !req
45. You're better off
with someone else.Copy !req
46. I'll help you find the guy.
I will.Copy !req
47. I mean, I care
about this franchise.Copy !req
48. I'll always be a Laker.Copy !req
49. Team is family to me.Copy !req
50. It's my family.Copy !req
51. Now, get out.Copy !req
52. ("My Favorite Mutiny"
by The Coup playingCopy !req
53. What's up, Doc?
I'm comin' for you, baby.Copy !req
54. Come on, Larry!Copy !req
55. - Hey, they'll let me drive.
- Pop, don't let him near my car.Copy !req
56. You're right, you're right.
Not my car.Copy !req
57. Remember who you are
and where you come from.Copy !req
58. Couldn't forget
if I tried, Mama.Copy !req
59. My goodness.Copy !req
60. Come on, everybody.
Let's give Junior a hug.Copy !req
61. - Aw, EJ.
Y'all get on up in here now.Copy !req
62. - We gonna miss you, EJ!
- Love you, EJ.Copy !req
63. I'm gonna miss you all, too.Copy !req
64. No former players.Copy !req
65. Check again, my man.
Come on. Pat Riley.Copy !req
66. It-it-it's
gotta be there.Copy !req
67. - Nope.
- Can I see the next page?Copy !req
68. - Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
69. It's the same shit.Copy !req
70. - I'm here for Chick. Hm?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
71. - Not on the list.
- Well, if I just go in there,
it's not gonna be a—Copy !req
72. Hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
73. Come on, brother man. Come on.Copy !req
74. Cut me some slack, will ya?Copy !req
75. I'm not some honky
off the street, man.Copy !req
76. I played here
for five years.Copy !req
77. Okay, I won me a ring. Alright?Copy !req
78. I know you got a job to do,
but I have a meeting in there.Copy !req
79. Okay, I-I promise you,
I-I'm on the list.Copy !req
80. No former players,Copy !req
81. brother man.Copy !req
82. This is some bullshit.Copy !req
83. Okay, here's one.Copy !req
84. Um, Evel Knievel. We get him,Copy !req
85. he jumps the full length of the
court right over Kareem's head.Copy !req
86. - You're an idiot.
- Well, at least it's splashy.Copy !req
87. My dad loves Hollywood,
a big production.Copy !req
88. What about live music
for the game? A band?Copy !req
89. Why not Herb Alpert?Copy !req
90. Well, since money
isn't an object—Copy !req
91. Money is the only object.Copy !req
92. - I just know my dad said—
- Yeah, I know what he said.Copy !req
93. But this team has been bleeding
in attendance for 10 years.Copy !req
94. It's been longer than that since
we broke even at the venue,Copy !req
95. not to mention turned a profit.Copy !req
96. Now, he wants us
spending more money.Copy !req
97. But if we are not bringing
in enough to cover that,Copy !req
98. we become the burden.Copy !req
99. Now your father doesn't
strike me as a manCopy !req
100. who likes to carry burdens.
Is that fair?Copy !req
101. - I think he'll do what it takes.
- I hope you're right,Copy !req
102. but I won't spend
what I can't pay for.Copy !req
103. So while you're
dreaming up a show,Copy !req
104. how about we find a way
to sell some more tickets?Copy !req
105. Alright. What do we got?
Dean Smith?Copy !req
106. Retired.Copy !req
107. Great. Fucking retired.Copy !req
108. Under contract,
under contract...Copy !req
109. Bobby Knight. Like Bobby Knight
is gonna bail on collegeCopy !req
110. for a team on the verge
of fucking bankruptcy.Copy !req
111. - Goddamn it!Copy !req
112. Bingo.Copy !req
113. Jerry Tarkanian—
head coach of the UNLV
Runnin' Rebels,Copy !req
114. the fastest, flashiest
thing in NevadaCopy !req
115. not wearing pasties
and a G-string.Copy !req
116. Do you want to see
the best show in Vegas?Copy !req
117. Fuck Falana, fuck Charo—Copy !req
118. which is a story, by the way.
It's him.Copy !req
119. And sure, he's had his
share of controversy.Copy !req
120. The college poobahs
hate him because he playsCopy !req
121. a little loosey-goosey
with recruitment rules.Copy !req
122. I'd put you in a lot
of pick-n-rolls.Copy !req
123. So, there's your pick...Copy !req
124. and there's your roll.Copy !req
125. - I'll sign.
- Ask me,
that's gumption.Copy !req
126. Lemonade, folks.Copy !req
127. Lemonade.Copy !req
128. You know West.Copy !req
129. He throws a fit at
the beginning of every season.Copy !req
130. Last year,
he tore down a urinal.Copy !req
131. - This wasn't a tantrum.
- Well, I'm willing to
do it if you need me.Copy !req
132. Hell, I can call the games
and coach 'em.Copy !req
133. No need, Chickie Poo.
I found our man.Copy !req
134. - Tark the Shark?
- NCAA's been up his ass
like Ben Wa balls.Copy !req
135. He's got a reputation.Copy !req
136. - Say that to my face!
- Who gives a shit?Copy !req
137. That's amateur, alright?Copy !req
138. The whole thing's crooked
as a fuckin' jaybird.Copy !req
139. Last time I checked, paying
guys is legal in the pros.Copy !req
140. Dr. Buss,Copy !req
141. we nixed him from
contention for a reason.Copy !req
142. In my opinion, there are
other coaches out there.Copy !req
143. - Safer bets.
- Was Jerry West a safe bet?Copy !req
144. - Oh boy.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
145. Because Mr. Fucking ClutchCopy !req
146. just left us in the lurch,Copy !req
147. and I'm a pubic hair away
from fucking training camp.Copy !req
148. John Wooden, by the way,
retired four years ago, Bill,Copy !req
149. so stop sending me
bullshit files!Copy !req
150. I'm gonna ask you
one question.Copy !req
151. Does Tark the Shark
have what it takesCopy !req
152. to take my team all the way?Copy !req
153. - He's a hell of a coach.
- Goddamn right, he is.Copy !req
154. Get him on the hook,
and I will reel him in.Copy !req
155. The game now, well in hand.Copy !req
156. Riley on the free throw line,
he gets the ball baseline.Copy !req
157. And he makes the shot...
Foul on Pat Riley...Copy !req
158. Pat Riley on the board...Copy !req
159. Pat Riley... no good...Copy !req
160. - Oh, fuck!Copy !req
161. Shit.Copy !req
162. - Fuck.Copy !req
163. Alright. Fuck it.
I'm good. Let's go.Copy !req
164. I tried the thing in "Cosmo"...Copy !req
165. He left me...Copy !req
166. for the—
for the secretary.Copy !req
167. What's important right now is
for you to make a clean break.Copy !req
168. Some people can't bring
themselves to do that,Copy !req
169. so be gentle with
yourself, and...Copy !req
170. What the fuck are you doing?Copy !req
171. - What?
- Uh...Copy !req
172. - What
happened to your face?
- Sorry.Copy !req
173. - Sorry, babe.Copy !req
174. Just caught a game
with the guys on the beach.Copy !req
175. Needed a towel. Pardon me.Copy !req
176. He's going to be
right out of here.Copy !req
177. I'm just gonna...Copy !req
178. I'll...Copy !req
179. be in the garage.Copy !req
180. - You dropped a nut.Copy !req
181. - I'm so sorry, Sandra.
- It's okay.Copy !req
182. Are you a fucking idiot?Copy !req
183. 'Cause the calendar's
on the goddamn fridge!Copy !req
184. - I'm sorry.Copy !req
185. I forgot.Copy !req
186. - Maybe put a tie on
the door next time.
- Mm!Copy !req
187. - Because my career
is a joke to you.
- Come on, Chris,Copy !req
188. what do you want me to say?
I used to come home to my wifeCopy !req
189. decked out in
Frederick's of Hollywood.Copy !req
190. Now, I got a strange woman
crying in my chair.Copy !req
191. Yeah, well, you know,
I used to beCopy !req
192. married to
a professional athlete,Copy !req
193. so I guess we're even.Copy !req
194. You're some shrink.Copy !req
195. - You're some asshole.
- That's your diagnosis?Copy !req
196. There's more technical
terminology,Copy !req
197. but, yeah. Wanna hear
my treatment plan?Copy !req
198. - Well, I'm likin' it so far.
Yeah, yeah.
- Oh yeah? Are you?Copy !req
199. I want you to find somethingCopy !req
200. to do with your days.Copy !req
201. - I think I'm finding it.Copy !req
202. - No... No.
- Mm?Copy !req
203. How about this?Copy !req
204. Why don't you...Copy !req
205. clear the ivy out of here
and get rid of this stuff?Copy !req
206. And then I could see
my patients in here,Copy !req
207. and I could come home
to find you in a teddy.Copy !req
208. - Honey...Copy !req
209. Thing's redder than
a baboon's ass.Copy !req
210. - It's a bump in the road.
- Would beCopy !req
211. if it weren't
covering a land mine.Copy !req
212. He didn't tell you that part?
Well, it seems that Mr. Cooke,Copy !req
213. when he built your fabulous
stadium 12 years ago,Copy !req
214. he didn't spend a dime
of his own money.Copy !req
215. Did it all on credit.
Balloon loanCopy !req
216. from Great Western Bank.Copy !req
217. Three million cash,
due at maturityCopy !req
218. in two months.
But, he was smart enoughCopy !req
219. to pawn it off on you
before the bill came.Copy !req
220. Here you go, Dad.Copy !req
221. - Thanks, sweetie.
Thank you. Ooh, yummy.Copy !req
222. Jeanie Marie?Copy !req
223. There is a big box
in my closet,Copy !req
224. way in the back.
If you look and see—
I can't get it down.Copy !req
225. - Sure.
- Yeah.
Thanks, Jean Bean.Copy !req
226. - Mom.
- What?Copy !req
227. You cannot say
a fucking word
about this to her.Copy !req
228. Who got you here?
We keep each other's secrets.Copy !req
229. - We always have.
- You don't
say a fucking wordCopy !req
230. to Frank or to anybody,
you understand?Copy !req
231. I'm already down
a fucking coach.Copy !req
232. People find out we're
one step ahead of the repo man,Copy !req
233. it's gonna be you down
on the fucking sidelines.Copy !req
234. We're not cutting bait, Mom.Copy !req
235. I need you to figure out a way
to get us out of this.Copy !req
236. - Woo!Copy !req
237. You know, I can't say
I ain't surprised you hit me up,Copy !req
238. the way I got in
that ass at Sterling's.Copy !req
239. - Here we go. Here we go.Copy !req
240. - Oh shit!Copy !req
241. Spanked you.Copy !req
242. - You got me.
- Hey, man, look.
Getting shown outCopy !req
243. like that would've
ran most back to college
where it's safe.Copy !req
244. You stood tall,
held your ground.Copy !req
245. - Respect, Country.
Well, you know,Copy !req
246. maybe you was right.Copy !req
247. I mean, you didn't have
to say it like you did,Copy !req
248. but I do got a few
things to learn.Copy !req
249. Yes, you do indeed.Copy !req
250. Like the shit you got on
for starters, brother.Copy !req
251. My clothes?Copy !req
252. - This here fly as hell.
- It's repugnant!Copy !req
253. Them lapels look
like pelican wings,Copy !req
254. them jeans are out of
"Field Hand Quarterly,"
and them boots—Copy !req
255. Hey, hold on!Copy !req
256. These are my favorite shoes!Copy !req
257. I love "Saturday Night Fever,"
too, but, nigga, it's noon!Copy !req
258. And who knew Ray Charles
is cutting hair?Copy !req
259. This a fresh haircut, man.Copy !req
260. Yeah, we gonna fix that, too.Copy !req
261. Don't worry about it,
young buck. I got your back.Copy !req
262. That's why they call me
Savoir Faire.Copy !req
263. You settle this,
I'll settle you.Copy !req
264. Meet me down the way.
Got some shit to show you.Copy !req
265. Welcome to my humble
establishment,Copy !req
266. Casa de Norm.Copy !req
267. Wait...Copy !req
268. You be owning this?Copy !req
269. Yeah, investment
property, brother.Copy !req
270. Oh Lord...Copy !req
271. Givin' my eyes a stroke.Copy !req
272. Norman,Copy !req
273. what have you
brought me? Child,Copy !req
274. you will not find Mr. Goodbar
lookin' like that.Copy !req
275. Come on.
Go easy on him, Clarence.
This boy from Michigan!Copy !req
276. And out there, this is
clean as Afro Sheen,
so I don't...Copy !req
277. Hold on. Y'all are trippin'.Copy !req
278. I look good.
I know I look good.Copy !req
279. Hook my brother up.
One suit on the house.Copy !req
280. Whatever he wants, okay?
For my premiere.Copy !req
281. Mm, I have just the thing.Copy !req
282. That's right. Your boy's
about to be a movie star.Copy !req
283. Did a flick last
spring with Dr. J.Copy !req
284. Dr. J? Julius Erving?
For real.Copy !req
285. Yeah, big opening tonight.
Jamal and A.D. comin' through.Copy !req
286. - You should come with.
- Damn, it gotta be tonight?Copy !req
287. I'm supposed to be hooking up
with Dr. Buss later.Copy !req
288. Oh, Dr. Buss.
So, you guys boys now, huh?Copy !req
289. It ain't like that.
He just been lookin' out
for a brother, that's all.Copy !req
290. You do well with
the ladies in Ohio?Copy !req
291. Michigan.
And, yeah, I do aight.Copy !req
292. So then you know real game
comes down to feelings.Copy !req
293. Get a woman feeling safe,
she's yours.Copy !req
294. Sprinkle a little
nice on top of that,Copy !req
295. you got a freak for life.Copy !req
296. Now, owners...Copy !req
297. play the same. You know,Copy !req
298. tell us a whole bunch of shit
we wanna hear, and then...Copy !req
299. fuck us up the ass, no grease.Copy !req
300. Might as well toss
money on the dresser.Copy !req
301. Dr. Buss ain't like that.Copy !req
302. - We cool.
- Oh yeah. Bet he saysCopy !req
303. you starting point guard, too.Copy !req
304. That's 'cause
I am starting point.Copy !req
305. I'd take some of that
bass out my voice, negro,Copy !req
306. till they put you on
the floor because...Copy !req
307. word on high is West can't waitCopy !req
308. to stick your big ass
down on the block.Copy !req
309. You know, setting picks,
rebounding...Copy !req
310. doing shit a power forward do.Copy !req
311. - Bullshit.
- Hey, just what I heard,Copy !req
312. but, you know, you seein'
your boy Buss tonight, so...Copy !req
313. ask him yourself.Copy !req
314. Da-da-dee. Da-da-da.Copy !req
315. - Yeah?Copy !req
316. - Hey, Chick. Hey.
Hey, Pat, come on in.Copy !req
317. Hey, listen, buddy, I'm sorry
about the other day, huh?Copy !req
318. They put some new
gorilla on the door,Copy !req
319. can't recognize a living legend
when they see one, huh?Copy !req
320. - That's alright.
- Holy Christ.Copy !req
321. What the hell did
he do to your face?Copy !req
322. Oh no, I just, uh,
I banged it playing pickup.Copy !req
323. - Basketball?
- Yeah.Copy !req
324. What the hell for?
I thought you
were happily retired,Copy !req
325. you know, sailing off
into your golden years.Copy !req
326. - Yeah, no, no. It's been good.
- Yeah?Copy !req
327. - Yeah, real good. Yeah.
- Terrific.Copy !req
328. - Change of pace and all.
- Sure.Copy !req
329. Just, uh, kind of been
missing it a little.Copy !req
330. You know, being around the game.Copy !req
331. You wanna come to some?
I mean, I-I'm sure
Buss is gonnaCopy !req
332. pack the comp list
with his bimbo coeds,Copy !req
333. but you're, uh,
you're free to sitCopy !req
334. - with Marge if you want.
- Actually, uh...Copy !req
335. - I was hoping to sit with you.
- Huh?Copy !req
336. I heard you were looking
for a new color man
on the broadcast.Copy !req
337. - You?
- I mean,Copy !req
338. - if you're open to it.
- Patrick, I, I'm...Copy !req
339. I'm not sure I see it.Copy !req
340. - I work harder than anyone,
you know that.
- I know.Copy !req
341. - I know you do.
- You know it. And, hey,Copy !req
342. I'm not gonna be here
trying to take your job.Copy !req
343. I-I'm not looking
for a bigger gig.
I just wanna, you know...Copy !req
344. I just wanna be around
the game, you know?Copy !req
345. I still...Copy !req
346. I feel like I have
more to give to it.Copy !req
347. I know I do.Copy !req
348. Well, I gotta...Copy !req
349. I gotta run any new guy
through Buss. I mean,Copy !req
350. - he's very particular.
- You're not gonna regret it.Copy !req
351. - You won't regret it.
- The problem is your voice.Copy !req
352. - My voice? Wh-what's, uh...
- It's...Copy !req
353. It's faggy.
I'm not saying you are one.Copy !req
354. I mean, you're a,
you're a man's man.
God knows.Copy !req
355. But, I mean,
you close your eyes,Copy !req
356. and you open up your ears,
and you—Copy !req
357. you sound like a fruit.Copy !req
358. Well, uh... Shit, that's, uh...Copy !req
359. I mean, that's,
uh, something I can...Copy !req
360. - work on, isn't it?
- Yeah. You can work on that.Copy !req
361. Hey, Chick,
all I'm asking is a shot.Copy !req
362. Please.Copy !req
363. Please.
Come on, I need this.Copy !req
364. Alright. Uh...Copy !req
365. You know what, maybe...
m-make me a tape, okay?Copy !req
366. - I'll do it.
- No promises.Copy !req
367. - No promises.
- Okay.
Hey, you won't be sorry.Copy !req
368. - Alright. Make me a nice tape.
- Love the hair.Copy !req
369. - You got it. Thanks.
- Thank you. Okay.Copy !req
370. This is Pat Riley
for the LA Lakers.Copy !req
371. Yeah, I don't see it.Copy !req
372. Alright, let's go!Copy !req
373. Okay, watch the rebound!Copy !req
374. Footwork! Quick hands!
Quick hands! Take your shot!Copy !req
375. Good job!Copy !req
376. Use your footwork!Copy !req
377. Alright, good job! Good job!Copy !req
378. We're gonna come back down,
we're gonna do the zigzag.Copy !req
379. Jesus, Tark, is your AC dead?Copy !req
380. You're gonna give these
poor kids heat stroke.Copy !req
381. Hey. Vic Weiss.
Nice to meet you.Copy !req
382. Tark and I have been best
friends since grade school.Copy !req
383. I've seen him rise up to
the top of the college game,Copy !req
384. and I'm about to blow
his fuckin' mind.Copy !req
385. The Lakers.Copy !req
386. I know, I know.
It's bullshit and politics,Copy !req
387. - but what do you call this, pal?
- We had to tape the vents.Copy !req
388. Those NCAA scumbags
hid a camera.Copy !req
389. I'm a persecuted man.Copy !req
390. You're damn right,
you are.Copy !req
391. In here coaching
like Anne Frank,Copy !req
392. schvitzing your balls off.Copy !req
393. The bags under your eyes
got bags under their eyes.Copy !req
394. - You sound like Lois.
- That's because
she loves you, pal!Copy !req
395. Like I do.
You're stuck here in a...Copy !req
396. fucking sand trap,Copy !req
397. trying to defend your name,
and for what?Copy !req
398. For this amateur baloney?Copy !req
399. Cash your chips in.Copy !req
400. Get what you deserve
for once.Copy !req
401. - Open!
- Shit, let me hear
him out at least.Copy !req
402. How much are you in for?Copy !req
403. What? Look,Copy !req
404. - this is for you!
- Look,Copy !req
405. if you need
a little scratch...Copy !req
406. I'm tellin' you,
I'm good. I'm...Copy !req
407. I'm great.Copy !req
408. Good.Copy !req
409. So am I.Copy !req
410. - Okay!Copy !req
411. Okay, good job! Take it again!Copy !req
412. Coming!Copy !req
413. I'm here for Dr. Buss.Copy !req
414. Hi, sorry. He just started on
his hair so it could be a while.Copy !req
415. - Do you want to come in?
- Right on.Copy !req
416. - Thank you.
- Sure.Copy !req
417. Dr. Buss got game of his own.Copy !req
418. - I'm Jeanie.
- Oh! Earvin. Sorry.Copy !req
419. You kidding?
I-I know who you are.Copy !req
420. Do you want a Coke or something?Copy !req
421. Uh yeah, yeah. Cool.Copy !req
422. Thanks. So, uh...Copy !req
423. you live here with Dr. Buss?Copy !req
424. Well, technically
I still live with my mom,Copy !req
425. but she's down in Del Mar,
and I'm part-time at 'SC,Copy !req
426. so I stay here
the nights she lets me.Copy !req
427. Which isn't enough.Copy !req
428. - Cheers.Copy !req
429. So your mom,Copy !req
430. she's cool you staying here
with Dr. Buss and all?Copy !req
431. Oh yeah. Yeah,
they split up ages ago,Copy !req
432. so they're basically
just friends now.Copy !req
433. Your moms was with him, too?Copy !req
434. He's my dad.Copy !req
435. I'm sorry.
You know, you just hear
about stories about LACopy !req
436. and all that and...Copy !req
437. Right on. Right on.Copy !req
438. Is that LA's new
favorite son I hear?Copy !req
439. - Dr. Buss?
- Ha, ha! How you doin'?Copy !req
440. - How was the trip?
- It was good.Copy !req
441. So sorry I couldn't be
there to meet you myself,Copy !req
442. - but I hope you
liked that driver.
- Yeah, yeah. Smooth ride.Copy !req
443. So, I hope you
brought your appetiteCopy !req
444. - 'cause I was thinking fondue.
What do you think?
- Yeah.Copy !req
445. - Jeanie, can you get that?Copy !req
446. - Look, I was talking to Norm...
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
447. - ... and he was talking
to Coach West.
- Right.Copy !req
448. - and—
- It's for you, Dad.
Mr. Sharman.Copy !req
449. I'm so sorry.
Hold that thought, Earvin.Copy !req
450. I got to take this one. Yeah.Copy !req
451. Thank you. Hello, Bill!Copy !req
452. Uh-huh. No, we're about
to get some lunch.Copy !req
453. What do you mean,
not interested?Copy !req
454. Oh, give me a fucking break.Copy !req
455. With all due respect, Bill,
it's the fuckin' Lakers.Copy !req
456. - Bill, what did I say?Copy !req
457. I said, if you can solve
this on the phone, great.Copy !req
458. If you can't,
I'm going to Vegas,Copy !req
459. so that's what I'm doing now.Copy !req
460. Yes, right now!Copy !req
461. Well, if you can be
at the Van Nuys airport
in 20 minutes,Copy !req
462. then you can come
with me. Goddammit.Copy !req
463. Unbelievable.Copy !req
464. - Is everything alright?
- Oh yeah,
everything's copacetic.Copy !req
465. Nothing for you to worry about.Copy !req
466. I've got to go to Vegas.Copy !req
467. Right, well, I did wanna
talk to you about something.Copy !req
468. Yeah, and I wanna talk
to you, too. Jean Bean,Copy !req
469. will you take our
new friend out for lunch,Copy !req
470. go to the Derby
or something fun?Copy !req
471. - I'll be right back,
buddy! I promise!Copy !req
472. - Lakers win! Lakers win!Copy !req
473. Aw, shit.
Fuckin' Super Glue, my ass.Copy !req
474. - Fucking... Fuck!Copy !req
475. Fuckin'...Copy !req
476. - Fuck you, too.Copy !req
477. Now, what did it
ever do to you?Copy !req
478. I'm sorry.Copy !req
479. Who the fuck are you?Copy !req
480. We met a few times.Copy !req
481. Jack McKinney.Copy !req
482. I'm the assistant coach
in Portland.Copy !req
483. Oh, yeah, right.
Doc Ramsay's guy.Copy !req
484. He lets me out of the house
sometimes. Have a minute?Copy !req
485. Look, if you're here about
the coaching job,Copy !req
486. I'm not the guy to talk to.
I'm out the fuckin' door.Copy !req
487. Yeah, that's why
Bill called me down.Copy !req
488. For what?Copy !req
489. - For my job?
- I guess they're
seeing a few people.Copy !req
490. To be honest,
I have reservations.Copy !req
491. Well, fuck,
goddammit, so do I.Copy !req
492. I mean, you're...
you're a number two!Copy !req
493. I mean, this is head coach
of the fuckin' Lakers.Copy !req
494. Hell of a team.
No doubt about it.
But, uh...Copy !req
495. Well, I've had
a few head coaching
offers in the past,Copy !req
496. none of them quite
what I'm looking for.Copy !req
497. My wife says I'm too picky.Copy !req
498. Always waiting for
some perfect situationCopy !req
499. that won't ever come around.Copy !req
500. Wai—
Back the fuck up. Wha—Copy !req
501. What isn't perfect
about this job?Copy !req
502. Well, that's what
I wanted to ask you.Copy !req
503. It looks great on paper.Copy !req
504. The squad's loaded, but here
you are walking out the door.Copy !req
505. - That's my business.
- I just wonder if you're...Copy !req
506. bumping on personalities.Copy !req
507. You know, new owner, big star
like Kareem stuck in his ways,Copy !req
508. maybe that's the reason
your offense got so stagnant.Copy !req
509. - Stagnant? No...
- You know,
"dump the ball in post,Copy !req
510. watch the big man go to work."Copy !req
511. - Dependable, conventional.
- Conventional?Copy !req
512. I'd want to try something,
I don't know, a lot more...Copy !req
513. - More...
- Uh...Copy !req
514. I don't know.
A lot more unique.Copy !req
515. - Unique, yeah? Doc t—
- Hey, Jack!Copy !req
516. - Thanks for coming down.
- Oh, thanks for having me,
Bill. Jerry.Copy !req
517. Hey, thanks for
the conversation.Copy !req
518. I-I hope we can
finish it sometime.Copy !req
519. - Yeah, absolutely.
- You know Chick.Copy !req
520. - Hey, Jack. How are you?
Good to see you, pal.
- Hey, Chick. Good to see you.Copy !req
521. No, no, no, no, Bill.
I mean, what the fucking
fuck of a fuck, dude.Copy !req
522. I mean, that guy's
a fuckin' nobody.Copy !req
523. Yeah. Well, he's a backup.Copy !req
524. Buss has his heart
set on Tarkanian.Copy !req
525. You gotta be dry-fucking-
humping me, dude!Copy !req
526. - No!
- You want my job, Jerry?Copy !req
527. Oh, that's right.
You picked this week to retire.Copy !req
528. But, I gotta thank you.Copy !req
529. See, I'm learning that life,
like basketball,Copy !req
530. it's a game of control.Copy !req
531. Knowing what you can
and what you can't.Copy !req
532. For instance,
I can't control you.Copy !req
533. - That—
- I mean, I can't
control Dr. Buss,Copy !req
534. and I can't control...Copy !req
535. who he wants to
replace you with.Copy !req
536. - Boom.Copy !req
537. That's all I got, Jerry.Copy !req
538. Unless you wanna reconsider.Copy !req
539. Fuck no, Bill.Copy !req
540. Then finish packing.Copy !req
541. - What the fuck is—Copy !req
542. Woo!Copy !req
543. Hey, I ain't never been to
no premiere before. Hoo-hoo!Copy !req
544. Yeah, that don't surprise me.Copy !req
545. Do they got popcorns
like at a regular movie?Copy !req
546. I'm about to kick
your ass outta my carCopy !req
547. you don't stop acting
like a bumpkin.Copy !req
548. And don't go
getting fucked upCopy !req
549. over the celebrity
bullshit neitherCopy !req
550. because most of these stars
out here broke as fuck,Copy !req
551. perpetrating like
they living the dream.Copy !req
552. - No, you gotta do it likeCopy !req
553. Jim Brown or OJ do.Copy !req
554. Stay righteous, brother.Copy !req
555. - Yeah, yeah. Right on. Right on.Copy !req
556. So, uh...Copy !req
557. What?Copy !req
558. Your man Buss leave you hangin'?Copy !req
559. He had to go to Vegas.Copy !req
560. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
561. What that mean?Copy !req
562. Nothin', man. Look.Copy !req
563. Glad you could make it,
young buck.Copy !req
564. Me, too. Me, too.Copy !req
565. - I'm about to have fun.
- Hey.Copy !req
566. Walking the red carpet!Copy !req
567. Remember that little
chat we had, okay?Copy !req
568. Stay cool as a fan, yeah?Copy !req
569. - Look at this.Copy !req
570. - See, stop it. Look.
Strike one. Hey!Copy !req
571. - Hello, fellas.
- Damn! Lookin' sharp.Copy !req
572. Where is everybody?
The press should be
all up on my ass.Copy !req
573. Shit, ain't everybody out this
motherfucker a budding all-star.Copy !req
574. This shit cool, Storm.Copy !req
575. Can't wait to see my man
up on the big screen.Copy !req
576. - Hey, thank you.
- Uh, which one of you
is on the Rams?Copy !req
577. - None. We're Lakers.
- Right.Copy !req
578. - Well, let's get a photo anyway.
- Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on. Hold on.Copy !req
579. Ring check, ring check.Copy !req
580. Oh! Thank you so much!
Here we go.Copy !req
581. - Mrs. Cosby!Copy !req
582. Oh! Look, y'all,
it's Fat Albert!Copy !req
583. I'm gonna slide out
real quick, fellas.
Do my thing.Copy !req
584. - Hey, say hey to Bill for me.
- Shut up.Copy !req
585. Man.Copy !req
586. Magic motherfuckin' Johnson.Copy !req
587. Shit.Copy !req
588. Nigga, Michigan State?Copy !req
589. You made me so much
fuckin' money that game.Copy !req
590. Stomping all up and down on
that sorry-ass Larry Bird.Copy !req
591. - Right on, brother.
- Yeah, baby.Copy !req
592. You's a bona fide
Civil Rights hero.Copy !req
593. Making that ugly-ass white boy
cry on national TV? Shit!Copy !req
594. I bet they were celebrating that
shit in the jungles of Africa.Copy !req
595. - Man, stop! Stop, man.
I just be playin' ball, man.
- Yeah, man!Copy !req
596. - Oh, you just be
playin' ball, huh?
- Yeah!Copy !req
597. Well, my name is Zastro,Copy !req
598. and everybody around
this motherfuckerCopy !req
599. likes to call me...Copy !req
600. Zastro.Copy !req
601. Nice to meet you, Zastro.Copy !req
602. Well, dig this here.Copy !req
603. I got this little thing
that I do.Copy !req
604. It's over off of Crenshaw.Copy !req
605. It's a little after-hours.Copy !req
606. Do a little dancin',
do a little gamblin', and, uh,Copy !req
607. the best damn poontang...Copy !req
608. LA has to offer.Copy !req
609. Close your mouth,
my brother.Copy !req
610. Take this card.Copy !req
611. Earvin, we gotta
get to our seats.Copy !req
612. What's going on, Silk?Copy !req
613. Walk with me.Copy !req
614. What, y'all know
each other?Copy !req
615. Dude's shady.
Lots of those out here.Copy !req
616. He ain't got shit
to lose. You do.Copy !req
617. Good lookin' out, brother.Copy !req
618. Gimme that puss...Copy !req
619. Oh, it's coming up right now.Copy !req
620. don't use it here,
sittin' on your butt! Nixon!Copy !req
621. Was that you or...Copy !req
622. Wait, wha—
Where's the rest of it?Copy !req
623. Back of your head
look good, man.Copy !req
624. They oughta give
that afro an Oscar.Copy !req
625. - Ain't that some...
some bullshit right there?Copy !req
626. Pick it up!
That ball does notCopy !req
627. wanna just sit
in someone's hands.Copy !req
628. - It wants to move.Copy !req
629. It wants to flow,
like water.Copy !req
630. Let's get a move on!Copy !req
631. Push it faster, go!Copy !req
632. Yeah.
Like what he did there.Copy !req
633. He ain't bad. He ain't—
he ain't fuckin' bad at all.Copy !req
634. Look at that.
Never stops going.Copy !req
635. - He's pretty fucking good.Copy !req
636. Gail!Copy !req
637. Where is the Portland finals?Copy !req
638. - Gail!Copy !req
639. Hey. They told me you retired.Copy !req
640. - You're not Gail.
- No.Copy !req
641. - I'm just borrowing
her eye shadow.Copy !req
642. - What's your excuse?
- Huh?Copy !req
643. Oh, fuck hell,
I'm out the door.Copy !req
644. No, I'm just, uh...Copy !req
645. Yeah, Bill's just got me
helping out on the job hunt.Copy !req
646. Well, you can put in
a good word for me.Copy !req
647. - To coach?
- That'd be a kick.Copy !req
648. - Right?
- Seriously?Copy !req
649. No.Copy !req
650. No, Chick's, uh, is letting me
audition to be on the air.Copy !req
651. Oh shit, Pat.Copy !req
652. - What the fuck for?
- Glutton for punishment?Copy !req
653. I mean, I'm telling you,Copy !req
654. I get my ass on a golf course,Copy !req
655. I'm never setting
foot in here again.Copy !req
656. No good fuckin' riddance, too.Copy !req
657. Sayonara.Copy !req
658. I said the same thing
about volleyball.Copy !req
659. Month on the sand,Copy !req
660. - I didn't know what I was
gonna do with my life.Copy !req
661. It's funny, you know.Copy !req
662. It's not like it's
any big surprise, but...Copy !req
663. you spend your whole careerCopy !req
664. knowing it's all
gonna be over someday.Copy !req
665. But you never really know what
over is going to feel like...Copy !req
666. until you're sittin'
on the beach.Copy !req
667. You're a 34-year-old has-been.Copy !req
668. And you realize,Copy !req
669. "Holy shit. Man, I just...Copy !req
670. I turned into my old man."Copy !req
671. But, hey. If I was you,
it'd be different.Copy !req
672. Look at you.
You got to be Jerry West.Copy !req
673. You know, that kind of respect,
that kind of appreciation,Copy !req
674. I would be thrilled to
walk away into the sunset.Copy !req
675. Instead...Copy !req
676. I'm practicing my velvet voice.Copy !req
677. How do I sound?Copy !req
678. Depressing.Copy !req
679. Hey, EJ! I miss you, man.Copy !req
680. I got Junior!Copy !req
681. Hey, man!
How you been?Copy !req
682. Oh, boy's up this early?Copy !req
683. He's not calling
from jail, is he?Copy !req
684. Tell Mama I ain't
calling from no jail.Copy !req
685. Well, what you been
doing out there?Copy !req
686. I just went out to a movie
with the fellas last night.Copy !req
687. Oh, you making friends then?Copy !req
688. Yeah, Pop.
Good ones.Copy !req
689. Hey. Zastro sent me.Copy !req
690. Here you are, baby!
Welcome to Zastro's,Copy !req
691. where we about to show you
the time of your life.Copy !req
692. They told me Magic's outside.Copy !req
693. That boy wore a prom suit
to pull some pussy.Copy !req
694. Now, you might
know magic, nigga,Copy !req
695. but she about to make
your dick disappear.Copy !req
696. - But, you know,Copy !req
697. only thing on my mind
right now is ballin'.Copy !req
698. - Oh, d-did he find a church yet?
- Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
699. Got hands laid on me
and everything.Copy !req
700. Oh, good.Copy !req
701. Hope you're eating, too,Copy !req
702. 'cause your mama's been
cooking up a storm for usCopy !req
703. - like it's a repast.
- Yeah, I'm eating real good.Copy !req
704. - Tell him she made pot roast.
- Hey, Pops.
Can I talk to him?Copy !req
705. I wanna tell him about that
new Tasty Ice flavor.Copy !req
706. - We got two flavors!
- We have to go.Copy !req
707. - Hey, we must be gettin'
off right now, son.Copy !req
708. - We going to church. Love you.
- Tell him we say bye!Copy !req
709. We love you!
Love you! Love you!Copy !req
710. - Out the door! Out the door!
Let's go. Let's go.
- Let's go—Copy !req
711. They sure are.Copy !req
712. People think some things in
life are out of their control.Copy !req
713. Your hair falls out...Copy !req
714. the loan comes due,
the coach quits,Copy !req
715. and the guy you want
to replace him with
is playing hard to get.Copy !req
716. Nothing you can do!Copy !req
717. But I don't buy into that.Copy !req
718. I'm a math guy.Copy !req
719. For every problem,Copy !req
720. there is a solution.Copy !req
721. Just... have... to...Copy !req
722. find it.Copy !req
723. Well, no, actually,
I don't have a table,Copy !req
724. but I-I know Jerry Tarkanian
is having dinner here,Copy !req
725. and that's who I'm here to see,
so... I'm Dr. Jerry Buss.Copy !req
726. I own the Los Angeles Lakers.Copy !req
727. Maybe you've heard of them.Copy !req
728. - Yeah, I lost 10 G's
on you motherfuckers.Copy !req
729. Oh! He's with me!
He's with me.Copy !req
730. - Hey. Sorry.
- Joey, gentile.Copy !req
731. - Mr. Mariani. I didn't know.Copy !req
732. Don't worry about it.Copy !req
733. - See you later, Joey.
- You just gave him my whole wad.Copy !req
734. Yeah, I'm sure he earned it.Copy !req
735. And I kicked and screamed,
"I like it here.Copy !req
736. I don't wanna go
to Los Angeles."Copy !req
737. Blah blah blah blah blah.Copy !req
738. Next thing you know,
I fall in love with the place.Copy !req
739. Tark, will you
listen to the guy?Copy !req
740. What am I doing here?Copy !req
741. I'm eating.
I'm listening.Copy !req
742. I'm getting heartburn.Copy !req
743. I do appreciate your gumption.
You know,Copy !req
744. showing up like this.Copy !req
745. I'm not going anywhere.Copy !req
746. Johnny, you know that pomodoroCopy !req
747. - I got coming for Lois?
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
748. - Can we put a fucking
rush on that?
- Absolutely.Copy !req
749. - And I'll take
an espresso, please.Copy !req
750. It's on the house, Coach.
Go Rebels.Copy !req
751. See, now this is
the kind of loveCopy !req
752. that you guys,Copy !req
753. you want me to leave, right?
For what?Copy !req
754. - These fucking phonies
in Hollywood?
- Tark...Copy !req
755. What you got here,Copy !req
756. it's magnificent.Copy !req
757. Of course, they love you.Copy !req
758. But LA is gonna love
you even more.Copy !req
759. - They are.
- So, let me takeCopy !req
760. what you do here.
the speed,Copy !req
761. that fucking
lightning offense,Copy !req
762. let me put it on
the biggest stage there is.Copy !req
763. Don't hide your light
under a bushel, Jerry.Copy !req
764. You know what you got?Copy !req
765. A really amazing
head of hair.Copy !req
766. - Really?
- Truly.Copy !req
767. You know, I spent
so many years waging warCopy !req
768. on this fucking thing.Copy !req
769. Like the Battle of
the fucking Bulge.Copy !req
770. This guy even got
his friend to come over...Copy !req
771. - Pedro.
- ... and teach me how toCopy !req
772. comb it over.Copy !req
773. - Took an hourCopy !req
774. every day.Copy !req
775. Still wound up looking
like a plate of spaghetti,Copy !req
776. and I wasn't
fooling anybody.Copy !req
777. Now, I got a crew cut.Copy !req
778. - Looks good.
- Lois thinks I look
like a Basset hound.Copy !req
779. But at least,
I don't feel like a fraud.Copy !req
780. I'm a college coach.Copy !req
781. That's what I am.Copy !req
782. - W-w-what Tark's
trying to say...
- Mick!Copy !req
783. He's just saying
he's real comfortable,Copy !req
784. and it would take a lot to, uh,Copy !req
785. you know, make him move forward.Copy !req
786. Okay. How much?
How much?Copy !req
787. Jerry, let's just—
let's just say it.Copy !req
788. - Say what we think. How much?
- Let's...Copy !req
789. spitball. Uh, at leastCopy !req
790. two, three times what
he's earning here in Vegas.Copy !req
791. - How about 10 times as much?Copy !req
792. - Okay?
- That's a lot of money, Jerry.Copy !req
793. - That's $750,000 by the way.Copy !req
794. And that's over how long?Copy !req
795. Per year, every year.Copy !req
796. Which, if I'm not mistaken,
would make youCopy !req
797. the highest-paid
coach in sports.Copy !req
798. Jerry, I didn't come here
to fuck around.Copy !req
799. I came here to make
you a solid offer.Copy !req
800. - You know, it's a lot
of driving out in LA.
- Vic...Copy !req
801. And he'd need a new car.
You know, something reliable.Copy !req
802. Luxurious.
I got a dealership—Copy !req
803. Get two. Get one
for Lois as well,Copy !req
804. so she can do her errands.Copy !req
805. - It's Rolls-Royce.
- Of course,
it's Rolls-Royce.Copy !req
806. You think I'm gonna
put 'em in a Pontiac?Copy !req
807. You see what the fuck
I'm dealing with over here?Copy !req
808. Hey, why don't you throw
in the whole stadium?Copy !req
809. - Tark the Shark!
- So, did we just make a deal?Copy !req
810. That's what it
sounded like to me.Copy !req
811. Couple cars, 750.Copy !req
812. Are we done?Copy !req
813. 'Cause I would love to trade in
this sludge for some bubbly.Copy !req
814. - Champagne, sir.
- Ha! Jesus.Copy !req
815. You do get good service here.Copy !req
816. From the gentlemen.Copy !req
817. Salut!Copy !req
818. - Let's make this happen
for everybody, alright?
- Yeah.Copy !req
819. - Yeah, we'll definitely do that.
- Good seeing you.Copy !req
820. Thanks a lot.
You've given us
a lot to think about.Copy !req
821. - Jerry, it was nice to meet you.Copy !req
822. Was it just me, or did
we just get kiboshedCopy !req
823. - by a bottle of champagne?
- Wasn't the bottle.Copy !req
824. Who were those guys?Copy !req
825. Come on.
Who do you think?Copy !req
826. - Bing-bing-bing-bing.
- Yeah.Copy !req
827. Yeah. So, you know what?Copy !req
828. We ought to kiss
their pinky ringsCopy !req
829. because they just saved
us 750,000 fassule.Copy !req
830. How are we gonna come up
with that kind of scratch?Copy !req
831. Let me worry about the money.Copy !req
832. You find out what
the hell happened.Copy !req
833. - Call a cousin or something.
- I can't call—Copy !req
834. We're not letting
this slip away!Copy !req
835. Pay who you gotta pay.
Just make it happen.Copy !req
836. Fight the habit of retreating
to your head voice.Copy !req
837. Set your chest voice free.Copy !req
838. Oh... oh!Copy !req
839. Performing vowel sounds.Copy !req
840. Red baby buggy bumpers.Copy !req
841. Red baby buggy bumpers...Copy !req
842. Franklin threw Fred
three free throws.Copy !req
843. Franklin threw
Fred three three flows...Copy !req
844. Franklin threw Fred
three three fl— Shit!Copy !req
845. Expel the air in your lungsCopy !req
846. in one large breath.Copy !req
847. Hm, hm, hm, hm!Copy !req
848. Let's do this, let's do this.Copy !req
849. - Okay.Copy !req
850. Lights out, folks.Copy !req
851. Riley with the ball
shakes his shadow,Copy !req
852. pulls up for the jumper.
Good!Copy !req
853. Two points Kentucky.
Riley with the rebound
and the outlet.Copy !req
854. Damp here on the break.
Score!Copy !req
855. What a duo.
That's a one-two punchCopy !req
856. if I've ever seen one, folks.
Hard foul by Riley.Copy !req
857. Took a little...
wild out of those cats.Copy !req
858. Alright, Riley, number 42,Copy !req
859. pops it loose
and breaks away.Copy !req
860. West, the trailer,
shoots... Scores!Copy !req
861. 'Cause he's Jerry West.
One of the best, folks,Copy !req
862. one of the best to ever live.Copy !req
863. And here comes f...Copy !req
864. Pat Riley, folks, the...Copy !req
865. faggy-voiced washout
with no future,Copy !req
866. who no one thinks
will amount to any—Copy !req
867. Ah!Copy !req
868. I used to be married
to a professional athlete,Copy !req
869. so I guess we're even.Copy !req
870. What if you just cleared out
all that ivy and this stuff,Copy !req
871. and then I could
see patients in here?Copy !req
872. - Ah! Fuck.Copy !req
873. Mmm.Copy !req
874. Jesus.Copy !req
875. Hmm.Copy !req
876. Did you get it out
of your system?Copy !req
877. Those fucking roots.Copy !req
878. - Are you feeling bleeding?
- I'll stitch it up.Copy !req
879. Just can't stop thinking
about my dad.Copy !req
880. Four games in the majors.Copy !req
881. One hit.Copy !req
882. He spent the rest of his life
trying to get back to the plate.Copy !req
883. - Fuck!Copy !req
884. You know,Copy !req
885. every patient asks meCopy !req
886. how they turned out
like their parents.Copy !req
887. I've never had a single oneCopy !req
888. prepared to do the work
to turn out differently.Copy !req
889. All I've ever done is work.
I worked my whole life.Copy !req
890. - Chris, that's all I've done.
- Mm.Copy !req
891. Day and night, I work.Copy !req
892. Every time I leave the—Copy !req
893. I'd leave the court,Copy !req
894. and I'd see him inCopy !req
895. my mind's eye.Copy !req
896. fucking beer in his hand,
sitting in that
ugly fucking chair.Copy !req
897. And I'd work harder.Copy !req
898. - At basketball.
- Yeah. What else?Copy !req
899. God.Copy !req
900. There's a reason that
we bury the dead, honey.Copy !req
901. Indians burn bodiesCopy !req
902. and Vikings send them
out to sea. It's for...Copy !req
903. the living.Copy !req
904. So that we can move on
with our lives.Copy !req
905. You wanna send me out to sea?Copy !req
906. Sometimes, I really do.Copy !req
907. I just really want you
to find something else.Copy !req
908. Is that your big audition tape?Copy !req
909. Yeah.Copy !req
910. How'd it go?Copy !req
911. It's terrible.Copy !req
912. Alright.
Well then...Copy !req
913. Work harder.Copy !req
914. What's it like out there?Copy !req
915. Tell Diana Ross I love her hair.Copy !req
916. Hey, y'all.Copy !req
917. It's for you.Copy !req
918. Bye!Copy !req
919. Should've known.Copy !req
920. Ten girls gathered around,
it's gotta be Earvin.Copy !req
921. Now, you know I only
kept them on the lineCopy !req
922. so I could talk to you.Copy !req
923. Oh, everybody's going wild!Copy !req
924. Johnson makes the shot!Copy !req
925. He wins the finals! Woo!Copy !req
926. I don't know, Cook.Copy !req
927. The whole thing out here,Copy !req
928. ain't like how I thought
it was gonna be.Copy !req
929. Feel kind of small.Copy !req
930. Like Norm.Copy !req
931. He talk like he hot shit,Copy !req
932. but he got all
these side hustles.Copy !req
933. Got a store here,Copy !req
934. a few words in a movie there,Copy !req
935. and they all... fine with it.Copy !req
936. It's just... I don't know.Copy !req
937. You want more.Copy !req
938. Of course.Copy !req
939. They out here treating us
like we The Sylvers,Copy !req
940. when I'm trying to be
the Jackson Five.Copy !req
941. Michael, at that.Copy !req
942. Damn straight.Copy !req
943. And I ain't talkin'
no Tito or Jermaine.Copy !req
944. - But, Cook,Copy !req
945. you shoulda seen the way that
they was up on Cosby last night.Copy !req
946. All these eyes and cameras.Copy !req
947. He was gettin' all the love.Copy !req
948. If you think
that's love, Earvin.Copy !req
949. Tsk. There you go.Copy !req
950. Just sayin'.Copy !req
951. - Well,
what you expect?Copy !req
952. If it was up to me,Copy !req
953. I'd have the real thing
right here with me.Copy !req
954. - I got a test in the morning.
- Come on, Cook.Copy !req
955. I got a orange tree
right outside my door.Copy !req
956. - Good night, Earvin.
- Good night, Cook.Copy !req
957. Mm. I was thinking a vase
or maybe an orchid.Copy !req
958. But that's the perfect touch.Copy !req
959. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
960. I'll get it out of here.Copy !req
961. - No rush.
- That's that
for basketball.Copy !req
962. Now what?Copy !req
963. Well,Copy !req
964. I had some ideas.Copy !req
965. Mm-hmm?Copy !req
966. - Oh!
- Oh...Copy !req
967. Such as...Copy !req
968. Oh, come on.Copy !req
969. Here.Copy !req
970. Hang on. You should go
get your diaphragm on.Copy !req
971. Or not.Copy !req
972. We could make
something new.Copy !req
973. Together.Copy !req
974. - Bill! Bill!
- Not now, Jerry.Copy !req
975. - Not now!
- Don't fucking "not now" me.
I saw the progression, Bill.Copy !req
976. This guy McKinney is
a fucking idiot savant.Copy !req
977. I mean,
first year he came in,Copy !req
978. he turned that team in
Portland right aroundCopy !req
979. - as an assistant.
- Yep.Copy !req
980. I did. I spoke to Ramsay.
It was his X's and O's.Copy !req
981. I mean, he took a squad of
spare parts and turned them intoCopy !req
982. a fucking Rolex, made 'em
tick right to the title.Copy !req
983. They call it "retired"
for a reason, Jerry.Copy !req
984. - Dr. Buss!
- Huh?Copy !req
985. This coaching thing.Copy !req
986. I got your guy.Copy !req
987. Too late!
Already got my own guy.Copy !req
988. Deal's already done.Copy !req
989. Tark's driving out to meet me
at the Bay Club. Hey, hon?Copy !req
990. Come on with me,
and I'll drop you off
at your mother'sCopy !req
991. when I get him
on the dotted line.Copy !req
992. Jerry.Copy !req
993. Thank you for
your service.Copy !req
994. And, hey,
what do you know?Copy !req
995. I only have to change
one name on the door.Copy !req
996. That's what you call a mitzvah!Copy !req
997. That means good luck in Jewish.Copy !req
998. Congratulations.Copy !req
999. You're done.Copy !req
1000. Oh here, I found it.
2,500 square feet,Copy !req
1001. three bedrooms,
two and a half baths.Copy !req
1002. You gotta think big, Lois!Copy !req
1003. Something in the hills.Copy !req
1004. - You know, the stilts.
- I'm not
vacuuming a mansion.Copy !req
1005. They got Mexicans
for that!Copy !req
1006. Hello, Vic?
- Hey ya, Rose.Copy !req
1007. - Oh, hi, Tark.
- Vic there? We're on the road.Copy !req
1008. He didn't
come home last night.Copy !req
1009. You haven't heard from him?
He hasn't called you?Copy !req
1010. Well, you know Vic.
He probably slept at the office.Copy !req
1011. Anyway, we'll see him there.
Alright. Love you, Rose.Copy !req
1012. Honey, this one
looks really good.Copy !req
1013. - Oh, honey!Copy !req
1014. We're gonna win
it all this year.Copy !req
1015. I can see it.
Tark is the last piece.Copy !req
1016. He's gonna be
worth every penny.Copy !req
1017. And it's a lot of pennies,
let me tell you.Copy !req
1018. Are you sure we can afford it?Copy !req
1019. Afford what?Copy !req
1020. Well, I-I overheard
you and Grandma.Copy !req
1021. - And Claire is worried...Copy !req
1022. because there's not that
much coming in so far.Copy !req
1023. You see that
airplane up there?Copy !req
1024. You know how an airplane flies?Copy !req
1025. Like the actual physics of it?Copy !req
1026. Well, let me tell you.Copy !req
1027. It falls. No shit.Copy !req
1028. It falls out of the sky,Copy !req
1029. just fast enough
with enough velocityCopy !req
1030. that it doesn't smash
into the ground,Copy !req
1031. and then your wheels just touch,Copy !req
1032. and you're right
where you wanna be.Copy !req
1033. But, you can't tell
the paying customers thatCopy !req
1034. because you can't sell tickets
falling to New York.Copy !req
1035. But, kiddo,Copy !req
1036. you can't get anywhere
in this worldCopy !req
1037. if you are afraid to fall.Copy !req
1038. Okay?Copy !req
1039. Alright.Copy !req
1040. So, quit worrying.
I brought you with
for good luck.Copy !req
1041. - Hello?
- Jerry?Copy !req
1042. - Rose?
- They...Copy !req
1043. They found him.Copy !req
1044. They found Vic!Copy !req