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3. - Oh, no.
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12. Not for long.
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13. "Don't look for a Starbucks here."
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- It's not really a "part."
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27. - I don't know—
- I-I know. I know.
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41. - The inn is not right!
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44. - No. No!
- Wyck.
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53. - He's harmless.
- …gonna get us all killed.
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61. - He'd never set foot inside…
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- Of course, I would.
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63. No, you can't trust him.
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64. He's only doing it for the money!
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66. - I'm looking out for all of us.
- 'Cause he's not one of us.
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70. - Oh. I'm a hick. You see what I mean?
- I-I… I didn't…
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73. - I-I, uh…
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- Just a circus.
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people around here fear change.
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94. - Oh, right.
- Sure, I guess. James 4:6 though.
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- Okay, next time.
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102. - Pardon?
- The bell.
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104. But we both know that won't do any good.
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105. - The bell… The church bell?
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106. Woke up Rosemary and Patricia too.
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107. Tom, that's impossible.
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108. Oh, you haven't met my son.
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110. Yeah, I'm fine.
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113. No, I bagged it.
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114. Oh.
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115. Thank you.
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116. "Dumb hick."
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129. - We'll all chip in.
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131. Tonight.
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135. If that's what it takes,
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136. You have to stay in the Captain's Suite.
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137. The what?
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139. Got his family with an axe.
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140. Of course we then named a suite after him.
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141. - Anything else?
- "The Ungrateful Hortence Fitzgerald."
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142. Was she the lady who fell out of a window?
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143. Ugly woman who fled her wedding.
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144. Backed through a window
and fell to her death.
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147. There's misogyny in the air.
More than a whiff.
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148. - You-You're not writing these down.
- Oh, sorry.
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149. - Oh, New Years Eve, 1962, disaster.
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150. - John Reynold's head in the dumbwaiter.
- Mmm.
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151. That clown killer of '51.
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152. Oh, yeah.
This was a guy who killed clowns?
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153. No, it was a murderer
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154. Oh, sorry.
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155. He should spend time in that crawl space.
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156. - Yeah.
- Ooh.
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157. Thank you, Rosemary.
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158. All the way to the back too.
Not halfway, pussy.
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167. Yeah, I guess. Yeah. Sure.
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170. Excellent.
Bob's at 9 to 7 in the bottom of the 7.
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174. Wait, tour… tourists are actually coming?
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177. - No.
- Mm-hmm.
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178. - Fuck no.
- Whoa.
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183. - Wait, wait. What did you just concoct?
- Huh?
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- No,
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186. - Don't eat my sandwich!
- …at all hou…
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187. I'm gonna be calling there
and checking in throughout the night!
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188. This place freaks me out.
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189. Okay, good luck!
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190. I took down some of
the more provocative ones, like you asked.
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191. This isn't provocative?
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192. What's that?
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193. - They want you to film it.
- Oh…
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194. They say it's the only way
they'll know for sure.
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195. Okay.
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196. Well…
…give me the keys to the Captain's Suite.
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197. There's a honor bar in the parlor.
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198. You sign your name
on the form and say what you drank.
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199. - Got it.
- There's a security camera
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200. so I'll know
if you don't log what you took.
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201. Hmm. That's not really an honor system.
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202. Marie gave it
a quick turnover today.
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203. There's no AC, but she did put
a fan on the desk for climate control.
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204. There's, uh, two chairs, your-your choice.
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205. Um. Some local, uh, sundries
and linens and soaps in the bathroom.
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206. You don't bring the bags in
for the guests?
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207. Shit.
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208. I'll be reachable at home if you need me.
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209. W-Wait, you don't stay here?
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210. W-What if a guest needs something?
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211. Then they can reach me at home.
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212. Night.
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213. Night.
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why we can't just leave end of July.
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217. Well… …we'll be
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218. Loftis asks for too much.
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224. Smart.
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225. Welcome to Widow's Bay.
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226. There's so much to see here.
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227. Come with me, I'll show you around.
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228. What?
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229. Fill out the form.
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230. Ugly Hortence.
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231. Ugly Hortence.
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232. Ugly Hortence.
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233. One, two, three, four, five.
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234. Come the fuck on!
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235. Not a chance.
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236. Hello.
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237. Hi. Uh, hi, Ruth. It's Tom.
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239. Oh, hi, Tom.
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240. I'll go find him.
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247. Oh, my gosh. Oh. Didn't do much damage.
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249. Eight, seven, six, five,
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251. Happy New Year!
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253. Hello?
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254. Hello?
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257. Uh, what are you doing here?
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You seem like you could use a drink.
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264. - Th-There's an honor bar downstairs.
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I c… I can't even get into it.
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So what brings you here this time?
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283. Yeah. Looks like you're expecting
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- Okay. Here we go.
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yelled at him today."
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- What?
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go back three spaces.
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299. - All right. You're up. There you go.
- Okay.
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if the neighbor is home."
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301. - Ooh.
- Come on, neighbor.
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304. One. Two. Three. Four.
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- Ooh.
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…walking on egg shells, you know?
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- Well, okay.
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373. Howdy, neighbor.
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375. Need some help in there?
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anyone in the crawl space, huh?
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…maybe I was… I was…
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- No.
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- Shit. Every cent I have
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- I'm telling you this place is a trap!
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409. - What?
- Go inside and close the door.
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- Then why don't you go back in for 30?
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434. Mold.
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