Whose Line Is It Anyway? 6x5

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Jeff Bryan Davis as Self • Charles Esten as Self

Charles Esten and Jeff Davis guest on the improvisational-comedy showcase in which the performers wing it unscripted and unrehearsed.

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1. On tonight's show... He's rock solid, Greg Proops.

2. He's money in the bank, Wayne Brady.

3. You can bet your bottom dollar on Colin Mochrie.

4. And you get what you pay for, Ryan Stiles.

5. And I'm your host, Drew Carey.

6. Come on down, let's have some fun.

7. - Hello. Hello!

8. Good evening. Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway?

9. The show where everything's made up

10. Points here are just like the tip jar at Starbucks,

11. - doesn't matter.

12. So let's start with the first game called Superheroes.

13. This is for all four performers.

14. You gonna act out a scene as unlikely superheroes.

15. Greg, you're gonna start.

16. and, uh, there'll be a new superhero

17. named by the guy before them.

18. And what we need from the audience

19. - Shedding Catman is good - What was it?

20. - Shedding Catman. - Shedding Catman.

21. And we need a suggestion for the kind of crisis they're dealing with.

22. A crisis for Shedding Catman.

23. What? Clogged toilet. I like that. Clogged toilet.

24. For Shedding Catman.

25. Okay, Shedding Catman, the toilet's clogged.

26. What are you gonna do?

27. Let's watch and find out.

28. I gotta quit licking that area.

29. - Phew.

30. Next summer, I'm gonna shave. That's it.

31. Meow!

32. Goodness gracious me!

33. The world crisis monitor...

34. My God, there's a clogged toilet.

35. Drew Carey must be in town.

36. I hope my friends arrive soon.

37. - Sorry I'm late - Let's hope they have lint brush.

38. Sorry I'm late. I...

39. - Oh! - Sorry about that.

40. Hey, that's a nice TV.

41. Hey!

42. I'm not that kind of.

43. - Did you hear—

44. Seems all the toilets are plugged up.

45. - They certain— - Plugged up.

46. I hurried over as quickly as I could.

47. Oh...

48. Thank God you're here, Excitable Hamster Boy.

49. Thank God you're here.

50. Hamster Boy, all the toilets in the world are clogged.

51. - What you gonna do? - I don't know!

52. I'm sorry I'm late.

53. Thank goodness you're here, Very Enthusiastic Game Show Contestant Boy.

54. I'm so happy to be here! Oh, my God!

55. Look, all the toilets are clogged Game Show Boy.

56. Well, let's see what we'll do.

57. "Put your hand in it." Yes!

58. Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

59. Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my...

60. Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

61. You're scaring me.

62. I gotta run, too. Here's my number.

63. - Oh, well then— - My fax number.

64. - Okay. - And here's a diagram to my house.

65. Here's what I'd look like with my clothes off.

66. - Here's the year I was born. See you later.

67. Fantastic. To another problem solved.

68. Now I'm gonna go leave a dead bird in front of Superman's house.

69. - Something about Colin... Hey, Colin. Colin...

70. - Yeah. - Go like this.

71. Hey, let's see how many points they get.

72. - Oh, sorry. 10 points apiece. - That's okay.

73. Now, let's go on to a game called Questionable Impressions.

74. This is for all four of you.

75. But in addition to speaking only in questions,

76. uh, they must also do a different impression every time they come on.

77. If you fail to ask a question

78. or if the impression is just bad,

79. with new impression. Okay?

80. You're scene is... I need a suggestion from our audience

81. a place where people might meet.

82. Massage parlor. Funeral home.

83. Funeral home, I heard.

84. Let's meet at a funeral home impressions and questions.

85. [in high-pitched voice] May I help you?

86. I would dig this casket for my, for my friend.

87. - 'Cause that cat is gone.

88. Damn!

89. Can you direct me to the Johnson funeral?

90. Are you a member of the family?

91. Well, did they all walk like you?

92. Are you gonna help me or not?

93. Don't you know who I am?

94. - No!

95. Did you see Sammy Davis Jr. just leave with John Wayne?

96. is it possible to use Jell-O as an embalming fluid?

97. To put the fluid, please?

98. Well...

99. Too late.

100. What seems to be the problem?

101. Could you please help get get my relative buried

102. because his head was on the toilet,

103. and he moved and the...

104. What kind of nonsense are you talking?

105. Don't you speak English?

106. Were you close to the deceased?

107. - Yeah...

108. You know where the bathrooms are?

109. - Are you lost? - What?

110. Do you know where you are, giant person?

111. You ever have a dream?

112. Man! I haven't been that entertained

113. since the last Rich Little special.

114. I'm gonna give them all 5,000 points apiece.

115. - Five thousand points!

116. How do I do it? Volume!

117. Volume! Volume! Volume!

118. I'm crazy to give away points!

119. We're gonna go on to a game called Props.

120. This is for all four of you divided in two pairs.

121. Ryan and Colin, this is your prop right here.

122. There's your prop, Ryan and Colin,

123. Greg and Wayne, this is your prop.

124. And they're gonna have to go back and forth

125. I'll buzz them in between each thing.

126. Uh, Ryan and Colin, why don't you start?

127. Oh, you must be the new branch manager.

128. Hmm. Kemosabe, this one big horse been through here.

129. I pity the fool!

130. This show brought to you by the letter "O".

131. Oh, my God, you've been touched by an angle.

132. Oh, hey, don't go away.

133. You're gonna see commercials. We'll be right back

134. with more of what? Whose Line Is It Anyway?

135. Don't go anywhere!

136. Welcome back to Whose Line Is It Anyway?

137. The show where everything's made up and the points don't matter.

138. Yep, just like the Congress. They don't matter.

139. uh, eat at Taco Bell, shower with Zest, and Spike Lee's got milk.

140. Okay, now our next game,

141. - Laura and Linda.

142. What I'm gonna do is come out into the audience.

143. Lucky person...

144. who is gonna have a song

145. sung about them by Wayne Brady.

146. - Come on. Now, what your name? - Terry.

147. You work in a clothing store and your manager or...

148. Second assistant.

149. - Go to the beach. - Go to the beach?

150. Well, Terry, if you'll come on up.

151. Terry, meet Wayne Brady. Wayne, this is Terry.

152. Terry works in a clothing store and likes to go to the beach.

153. Right.

154. You're gonna sing a song to Terry here

155. and the style of the song we want you to sing to her is gospel.

156. Phew!

157. Hey!

158. Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

159. I feel the Lord has spoken to me

160. and He wants me to give 1,000 points to everybody but Wayne.

161. Huh!

162. Don't boo the Lord! Do not boo the Lord.

163. I'mma call the Lord right now.

164. The points don't mean a thing. Haven't you been paying attention?

165. This is for Colin and Ryan.

166. They're gonna improvise a scene. I'm gonna go right back here.

167. I'll take you two. What's your name?

168. Amy. - Amy. What's your name?

169. - Shauna. - Shauna, Amy, come on up here and meet Colin and Ryan.

170. Come over this way.

171. Amy and Shauna, Ryan and Colin.

172. Now, Ryan and Colin are gonna be like, uh, mannequins.

173. They can't move unless you move them.

174. Remember, we're a family show.

175. - We're on a Disney owned network. - Oh! Hey!

176. And remember, they cannot move unless you move them.

177. The scene is Colin is a doctor

178. flown in by helicopter to rescue Ryan,

179. who has been bitten by a venomous snake.

180. Boy, I am one sick Nazi.

181. I'll be there in a second.

182. Here, let me direct you down to the ground.

183. - I'll help you land. - All right.

184. Here you go.

185. Oh, I just snapped off a rotor.

186. - I'm landing now. - I've got you.

187. Here we go. You seem to be down now.

188. All right, let me get out of the helicopter.

189. Oh, what the heck? I'll just break through the window.

190. Where'd you get bitten?

191. On the top of the head.

192. I don't want you to see my face. I'm ashamed.

193. For God's sake, I'm a doctor!

194. Let me just get my little bag behind me.

195. Maybe I'll think about it first.

196. No, I'll get it.

197. I'll leave it here or should I take it?

198. I'll take it.

199. I meant to bring the big bag, but this will do just fine.

200. Look. Hallelujah, you're here!

201. Please help me up.

202. I don't want to be on my knees when I die.

203. I want to die standing up like a man.

204. Help me up. Help me up.

205. All right. I'm going to make a slight incision in your...

206. How did the snake reach your head?

207. Shh. Speak no more of the snake.

208. - Will you look at me? - I can't. Oh, my God.

209. You know what? You're delirious from the venom.

210. - Put your head in my hand. - All right.

211. I'm going to suck the poison out.

212. Do you think that's best?

213. I'm a doctor!

214. Of course it's what's the best!

215. Well, get to it, then.

216. That's all right. I have great suction.

217. I'll do it from here.

218. Thank you, Shauna. Thank you. Thank you very much.

219. Hey, uh, what do you guys do for a living, by the way?

220. Uh... - Lots of things.

221. - Different... - Pose mannequins.

222. Okay, smart as a whip those gals.

223. All right. Thousand points for everybody in the room.

224. - Now...

225. Now, let's go on to a game called Dating Service Video. This is for all four of you.

226. Colin and Ryan, come get a box of hats.

227. Greg and Wayne, come get a box of hats.

228. Uh, this is a game, quickfire game which goes back and forth,

229. and they have to use the box of hats to come up

230. with as many examples as possible

231. of the world's worst dating service video,

232. If you don't love me now, Uganda.

233. I promise you, this is the only thing that will go off prematurely.

234. Wanna play Q-tip?

235. I swear to you, I'm seedless.

236. I am your father.

237. I am your mother.

238. Polly wants some booty.

239. I hope I'm not giving you mixed signals.

240. Go out with me and I'll tell you what's in my secret sauce.

241. I put the "puh" in pope.

242. How'd you like to go down under?

243. Ah, I'd like to go out with you, but I've got the craps.

244. Damn, baby got back draft.

245. Don't go away. We'll be right back.

246. Hey! Welcome back to Whose Line Is It Anyway?

247. The show where everything's made up and the points don't matter.

248. That's right, the points don't matter.

249. Just like the President. Doesn't matter.

250. Oh!

251. Uh, let's play a game that everybody loves

252. called Hoedown! Hoedown.

253. Yeah!

254. is a suggestion of a stressful event.

255. Something that really stresses you out.

256. Okay, that's good enough. We got one.

257. - Pregnancy tests.

258. With the help of Laura Hall and Linda Taylor.

259. - The pregnancy test Hoedown.

260. I gotta take a break.

261. Don't go away. We'll be right back

262. Hi and welcome back to Whose Line Is It Anyway?

263. Tonight's winners, Ryan and Wayne. Ryan and Wayne!

264. So, since they're the winners, I'm gonna have them read the credits.

265. And tonight, you have to read the credits as a wrestling team

266. challenging your opponents.

267. Thanks very much for watching. We'll see you next time. Good night.

268. Yeah!

269. Dan Patterson, I'm snapping you in half, brother!

270. - Oh, yeah!

271. Tom Park! I'm gonna give it to Tom Park!