Whose Line Is It Anyway? 6x3

Directed by

Andrea Navedo as Self • Gary Anthony Williams as Self

Guests: comedian Gary Anthony Williams, plus actress Andrea Navedo.

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1. and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway?

2. On tonight's show,

3. You think you're untouchable? Chip Esten.

4. Do I amuse you? Colin Mochrie.

5. And say hello to my little friend. Ryan Stiles!

6. Hey, I'm your host, Drew Carey.

7. Hello.

8. Hello, and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway?

9. The show where everything is made up and the points don't matter.

10. That's right, the points don't mean a thing.

11. We're gonna start out with a game called Weird Newscasters.

12. This is for all four of you.

13. - Colin,

14. is gonna be the anchor of a news show.

15. Chip, Wayne and Ryan are gonna help him out.

16. Colin, your co-anchor is Chip.

17. Chip, you're a 1950s teen rebel biker.

18. Yeah, like you look.

19. Wayne, you're doing the sports.

20. You're a harem girl sent in to entertain the Sultan.

21. Yeah! Ryan, you're doing the weather,

22. uh, it's your last day,

23. and you want to go out in a blaze of glory.

24. - No. No. Yeah.

25. So go ahead and take it away

26. whenever you hear the music. Colin.

27. Welcome to the Six O'Clock News. I'm Thor, but not complaining.

28. And now over to our new co-anchor,

29. whose name escapes me for the moment.

30. You looking at my hog? Don't look at my hog.

31. Or my motorcycle.

32. You got me? You watch it? Capice?

33. Okay, Daddy-O. Take it away.

34. And now, let's go over to sports,

35. with someone else whose name I forget.

36. Agh!

37. I have come to do the sports dance for you.

38. Today, football,

39. tomorrow, soccer,

40. One day, I shall hunt you down

41. and kill you like the dog you are.

42. I shall never dance for you

43. and do the dance of the seven sports teams again.

44. - You can't make...

45. Come with me, baby. Let's go. Let's get out of here.

46. Here's a tip. Really look under the veil.

47. And now,

48. Let's go over to weather, with our happy weatherman,

49. Sunny Skies. Sunny?

50. Well, as you know, this is my last forecast.

51. - Sun in L.A., rain in Seattle.

52. I want to say how much I've enjoyed

53. doing the weather here all these years.

54. Hey, uh...

55. If you just tuned in, you're watching Whose Line Is It Anyway?

56. The show where you can never be too rich or too gay.

57. Ha ha ha!

58. I've never heard of a married gay guy before.

59. That'll be a first.

60. Uh, let's go on to a game called Sound Effects.

61. This is Sound Effects. This is for Colin and Ryan.

62. Colin, you're going to improvise a scene.

63. Uh, you're scene is,

64. An emergency room surgeon

65. gets called in on New Year's Eve.

66. An emergency room surgeon

67. gets called in on New Year's Eve. Yeah.

68. [Ryan imitating party conversations] Five, four, three, two...

69. Hey, what the hell are you doing?

70. Ding ding ding ding! Ding ding ding ding! Ding ding ding ding!

71. Whoa!

72. Agh!

73. Ow!

74. Thank you very much.

75. It was a...

76. Not only was it entertaining, it was informative.

77. Uh, Ryan, you get all the points due east.

78. You get all the points due west.

79. Uh, points east, points west. You know,

80. I've only got so many points jokes, and I'm running out.

81. Or... I ran out.

82. Let's go on to a game called Title Sequence.

83. This is for all four performers.

84. Laura Hall, Linda Taylor, Cece Worall.

85. So Wayne and Chip are gonna sing the title song

86. of a made-up TV sitcom about two unlikely roommates.

87. Ryan and Colin, you're gonna act out the opening sequence.

88. And what we need from the audience is

89. two unlikely professions.

90. - [audience shouting out suggestions] Nope. Nope.

91. Sumo wrestler. A sumo wrestler.

92. Model.

93. The sumo wrestler and the model.

94. Gonna be a tough one. So, let's do the sitcom

95. about the sumo wrestler and the model.

96. Take it away.

97. Coming to ABC next fall.

98. The Sumo Wrestler and the Model.

99. ♪ Oh, one of them is from Tokyo

100. ♪ One of them lives in Gay Paree

101. ♪ Oh oh oh

102. ♪ She is skinnier Than a kite string

103. ♪ Watch out when he falls on her

104. ♪ When the sumo wrestler has a nasty trip

105. After a few commercials, we'll be right back

106. with more Whose Line Is It Anyway? don't go anywhere.

107. Welcome back to Whose Line Is It Anyway?

108. I'm Drew Carey, and just like the muppets,

109. I've got someone's hand up my butt.

110. Let's move on with a game called

111. Scene with an Audience Member. This is for Ryan and Colin.

112. You're gonna act out a scene with a lucky member of the studio audience.

113. Walking up the steps,

114. coming round up here. Hello, how are you?

115. - What's your name, please? - Emily.

116. Emily. How are you? What do you do for a living?

117. I work at a store.

118. Work at a store, good for you. I work with a microphone.

119. - Come on down here.

120. Emily say hello to Ryan and Colin,

121. The scene is, you're gonna help these guys do a scene.

122. Batman, who is Ryan,

123. from the clutches of the Riddler, who is Colin.

124. Take it away, whenever you're ready.

125. I'll let you go if you hug me.

126. You call that a hug? You stay here, then.

127. Ahaha! Ahahaha!

128. Hey, why did the chicken cross the road?

129. Don't try anything, Batgirl, just like you've been doing.

130. I don't think so.

131. I made you look.

132. Ahahahahaha!

133. Oh, you think we haven't prepared

134. for something like this, Batgirl and I?

135. What do you mean?

136. - Now!

137. Oh! Agh!

138. Ha!

139. What was that bat powder she put on my face.

140. You didn't know she had bat powder hidden

141. in the waistband of her catsuit, did you?

142. No, I didn't.

143. She's going with me.

144. You think so? Try opening the door.

145. - Ahahahaha!

146. It's locked. You try it.

147. It's still locked for her.

148. - Yes.

149. Or maybe we'll just fly out of here.

150. Agh!

151. No! Hey!

152. They're man-eating. "Man-eating."

153. Just you.

154. Get them off me. Catwoman, help.

155. - No no! - Get them off me!

156. You help him, I'll never capture you again...

157. - That's a good idea, bird-bombing.

158. Oh, you've ripped their wings off.

159. Oh, you're a tricky one, Batgirl,

160. you move faster than any...

161. He's losing his ability to speak. Now's our time to act.

162. Oh, it's about time!

163. Thank you. Thank you, Emily.

164. Emily, thank you very much.

165. I'm giving you three points apiece for that.

166. that rhymes with P that says for points.

167. We have trouble, my friend, right here.

168. Little something I worked out in the dressing room before the show, couldn't wait to do it.

169. Now, let's play a game called Greatest Hits.

170. This is for all four of you with the help of

171. Laura Hall, Linda Taylor, and Cece Worall.

172. - I guess that's everybody.

173. Now, Colin and Ryan are gonna be two TV commercial guys

174. talking about the latest compilation album they're trying to sell.

175. And what they're gonna do, it they're gonna make up

176. names of songs

177. and see if they can trip up Wayne and Chip.

178. They're gonna try to sing them.

179. And what I need from the audience is, uh,

180. A suggestion of a job where you would wear a uniform.

181. Warrior princess.

182. Okay, name of the album is

183. Songs of the Warrior Princess. Take it away.

184. Hi. We'll be back to The Drew Carey Show in just a minute

185. You know, I think that tall guy should get more lines on that show.

186. I love when you joke around like that.

187. As long as there's been warrior princesses,

188. there's been music about them.

189. You know, you were a child of the '70s of course.

190. I was a child of the '50s.

191. And you know, growing up as a young woma... man,

192. in the '50s,

193. one of my favorite artists was Jerry Lu... Lee... Lewis...

194. - Oh. - Who also was great in The Nutty Professor.

195. - Oh. - And I love his...

196. And I watch his telethon every year.

197. Yes, he's great.

198. Oh yeah, baby!

199. Whoo!

200. Every time I hear that song,

201. it makes me feel like dating my cousin.

202. - You know, Colin,

203. there's a lot of music here for the older people.

204. - Oh. - But there's also music for the young kids of today.

205. - Get out. - Yes.

206. - No, I did not know that. - Oh, yes.

207. - And of course, they're now...

208. Of course... Am I saying something wrong here?

209. - I have no idea.

210. It's just one guy.

211. Of course it is.

212. You know, one of my favorite bands is Kid Rock.

213. It's just one man, but he's large.

214. And I think my favorite song that Kid Rock does is

215. club, spears and shields.

216. Come on, everybody

217. Kid!

218. Kid Rock!

219. Yeah!

220. Yeah!

221. Yeah!

222. Raah!

223. - Hey! - What?

224. I heard that too.

225. - You know, Colin... - What, Ryan?

226. I don't get into the new weird kind of music too much.

227. I knew when you were describing Kid Rock.

228. But you know,

229. my third wife just loves this techno stuff.

230. - Really. - Oh, yes.

231. Goes gaga over it.

232. - Gaga. - Yes.

233. Huge Women, Puny Men.

234. When you are a huge woman, always remember,

235. be careful in the jungle.

236. A tiny man, might just jump up behind you.

237. The bigger they are, the harder they fall.

238. Hey, don't go away. We're gonna find out who the winner is,

239. right back after this.

240. Welcome back to Whose Line Is It Anyway?

241. Tonight's winner is Ryan, Colin and Wayne.

242. Ryan, Colin and Wayne are the winners.

243. Wayne and I are gonna start.

244. We can only ask each other questions.

245. If one of us goes wrong, Chip's gonna buzz us,

246. and the other one will take a place.

247. And we'll see who can stand here the longest.

248. Doing questions only. What's our scene?

249. Okay, you are on the Titanic.

250. What boat are we on?

251. Didn't you read the sign?

252. That one over there?

253. What is that in the distance?

254. I don't know, what?

255. Could you save me if we crash?

256. You got any money on you?

257. Can't you just be kind?

258. What was that?

259. Haven't you ever heard a before?

260. Are you the king of the world?

261. Will you be my queen?

262. Can you save me?

263. Can you swim?

264. Can... help me?

265. Don't you know English is not my first language?

266. Oohoo!

267. Should we follow the rats?

268. Why not?

269. Can't you see the water's up around your waist?

270. Can't you see I'm enjoying it?

271. Won't you swim with me?

272. Are you the Captain?

273. Do I look like the Captain?

274. Is that scotch on your breath?

275. Would you be disappointed in me if I said yes?

276. Can't you tell that I'm love with you?

277. Isn't it obvious that I feel the same way?

278. Did you know Kid Rock's one guy?

279. with more Whose Line Is It Anyway? Don't go away.

280. Welcome back to Whose Line Is It Anyway?

281. We're gonna end the show tonight with

282. Ryan and Wayne reading the credits for you.

283. And I want you to read the credits as

284. two guys arguing over who Kid Rock is.

285. Good night, everybody. Thanks for watching. See you later.

286. Man, look. Kid Rock is one man!

287. No, Kid Rock is a group

288. like Mark Leveson and Arthur Forrest

289. - and Tom Park. - No, no, no, no.

290. - Ruth Phillips is one... - La! La! La! La! La! La! La!

291. Don't even go there, girlfriend.

292. No, no, Steven Blum knows who Kid Rock is.

293. - Joe. C, listen to me. - It's a group of people.

294. Hi, I'm The Eagles.

295. Hey, how are you?

296. I've met you before.

297. I'm the Mormon Tabernacle Choir.

298. How are you? See what I mean?

299. Oh, come on!