Whose Line Is It Anyway? 6x2

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Jeff Bryan Davis as Self

Jeff Davis guests on the improvisational-comedy showcase in which the performers wing it unscripted and unrehearsed.

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1. Good evening, everybody,

2. and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway?

3. On tonight's show,

4. hears no evil, Brad Sherwood.

5. Sees no evil, Wayne Brady.

6. Speaks no evil, Colin Mochrie.

7. And just a monkey scratching his face,

8. Ryan Stiles.

9. And I'm your host, Drew Carey. Come on down, let's have some fun.

10. Hello!

11. Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway?

12. The show where everything's made up and the points don't matter.

13. That's right. The points are just like the angry voices in my head.

14. They don't matter.

15. We're gonna start the show with a game called Hollywood Director.

16. Brad, Ryan and Wayne are gonna act out a film scene for us.

17. Colin's gonna be the director,

18. and he's gonna stop and interrupt them all the time

19. and give them notes on how to improve the scene.

20. The scene you're gonna act out is...

21. uh, Ryan and Wayne,

22. you're gonna be two bickering French chefs,

23. and you're gonna accidentally start a fire in the kitchen,

24. Brad's the firefighter who arrives to rescue them.

25. So, go ahead and start, and, uh,

26. Colin will interrupt you whenever he feels like.

27. Why did you...

28. I'm sorry, I'm speaking European.

29. I am here, I am making the chicken,

30. and you are just... I will cut you...

31. The souffle, she has dropped.

32. Is it my fault?

33. It is the sound, the voice and the loudness.

34. It, uh, you do sound a bit like Jerry Lewis.

35. - Oh-oh-oh. - Oh!

36. - Fire! Fire! - Oh, sacrebleu!

37. - Oh, no! Feu! Le feu! - There's fire in the kitchen!

38. - Fire in the kitchen!

39. Oh!

40. What did...

41. Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut!

42. As Julius Caesar once said,

43. "Et tu crap-ay?"

44. Man!

45. I heard better dialog at the October Bean Fest

46. than what I just heard here.

47. Ha-ha!

48. Let's concentrate, concentrate, concentrate!

49. You know what, we need something.

50. - We need something. We need something.

51. - What are you doing? You.

52. - All right.

53. - Do it like you're masochists. - Yes!

54. Because I say so!

55. Action!

56. Oh, look at the oven. What is...

57. Oh, quick.

58. - Fire! - Fire!

59. It is a hot dog! It is hot dog!

60. Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut!

61. I may have mislead you.

62. And never pull down your pants again!

63. Although, thanks for reminding me.

64. I need to get some chicken.

65. All right.

66. Uh...

67. You started it. There we go.

68. Okay!

69. Okay.

70. What we need is something...

71. Do it like guys doing slow-motion stunts.

72. Slow-motion stunts.

73. Action!

74. I don't know?

75. Ting!

76. Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut!

77. I am so thirsty, Wayne. How about you?

78. Whoo!

79. - I couldn't possibly have any more water.

80. In that case, you don't need any points.

81. Thousand points to Ryan and Colin for that one.

82. - Points, Colin? Would you like some points? - Thank you.

83. Five hundred for you.

84. I'll have some points too.

85. Mmm.

86. I couldn't possibly drink any more points.

87. Now, uh, let's,

88. let's play a game called Weird Newscasters.

89. - This is for all four of you.

90. Colin, you're gonna be the anchor of a local news show,

91. Brad, Wayne and Ryan are gonna help you out.

92. Brad, you're the co-anchor.

93. You're the owner of a...

94. owner of a wig store, a local wig store,

95. doing a cheap commercial for your local wig store.

96. You know? Uh...

97. Uh, Wayne, you're doing the sports.

98. Uh, you lead a dual life.

99. You're a sports reporter by day,

100. and a raging drag queen performing in a club by night.

101. Brian, you're doing the weather.

102. You're a tough drill instructor

103. pushing out of...

104. What? Oh, okay.

105. That's all you gotta do is read these.

106. Yeah.

107. All right, that's enough. Thanks.

108. No.

109. Ryan, you're a tough drill instructor

110. pushing out of shape raw recruits through a difficult assault course.

111. When you hear the music, start the news, Colin.

112. Welcome to the Six O'clock News.

113. I'm your anchor, Earl Fromipanema.

114. And now, over to my happy co-anchor, Happy.

115. Hi, that's right. I'm Happy Shag from Rug Barn.

116. I'm glad to be here. Has this ever happened to you?

117. - Huh?

118. Well, let's hope not.

119. We don't want your forehead

120. to turn into a five-head,

121. if you know what I'm talking about.

122. There's no grass on that playing field.

123. Whoo-hoo-hoo!

124. But if you come down to my Shag Barn right now,

125. we can get you one as realistic as the one I'm wearing right now.

126. We've got mullets, we've got tupes,

127. we got rugs, we got weaves.

128. We've, we've got everything you want

129. for your chrome dome right here.

130. I'm talking coming on down, buy two for one,

131. you might need three.

132. Okay. That's all the time I got.

133. I'll see you right down.

134. Tell him Happy sent you.

135. This just in.

136. Happy's got everything except a job.

137. And now,

138. let's go over and see what's happening in the Sports world

139. with Jerry Ffee.

140. Hey, thanks, man.

141. In Sports Today, everything is A-Okay.

142. The Cleveland Browns, what more can we say.

143. But moving right along to other sports news,

144. I would...

145. We're gonna go to a sports break right now.

146. Watch the footage up on the screen.

147. Oh!

148. Because it's the true me.

149. Aye, senorita Negrasita!

150. - Whoo!

151. I feel so free.

152. I love myself.

153. Oh, girl, don't you here look at me

154. 'cause you can't have none of this Cuba body!

155. You don't know none of this.

156. 'Cause I...

157. You cannot stop this. I can— Oh!

158. And the score was six to seven,

159. and we'll return back to more football action

160. right after this. Thank you— Oh!

161. Right after this.

162. Well, let's see what's happening in the world of weather

163. with our weather man, Captain Strike.

164. - Thank you very much, Colin. Thank you.

165. We got clouds coming tomorrow!

166. Hut! Hut! What are you looking at?

167. What are you looking at, Mister?

168. Who are you looking at?

169. What are you looking at, boy?

170. Where are you from?

171. Where are you from?

172. - Los Angeles. - Los Angeles, sir!

173. Los Angeles, sir!

174. Only two things come from Los Angeles.

175. Steers and...

176. and you!

177. Get on your feet! All three of you, get on your feet!

178. Get up there and follow me! Get up there!

179. Get up those stairs! Get up! What are you looking at?

180. Get up those stairs!

181. Get down these stairs! Get down these stairs!

182. Get me the medic!

183. Get up that wall! Get up!

184. What did you do?

185. What did you do?

186. Get down and give me twenty.

187. Get down!

188. Get back on your seats! Get in your seats!

189. You, too!

190. While you're down there, give me twenty.

191. - Get in that seat!

192. Well, that was the Six O'clock News.

193. We now return you to Gomer Pyle. Good night.

194. Good news.

195. Stop it.

196. First of all, hats off to you dudes

197. for breaking the green screen.

198. I didn't think they were gonna actually do it.

199. Get off the wall!

200. Thousand points to each of these guys

201. and a thousand points to senorita Negrasita.

202. Thank you, papi.

203. We'll be right back for more Whose Line? after this.

204. Don't go away.

205. Hey! And welcome back to Whose Line Is It Anyway?

206. The show where everything's made up and the points don't matter.

207. Hey, stick around till the end of the show. We're gonna have a big drawing.

208. It's gonna be really exciting. Hope you're the winner.

209. Uh, let's keep the show going with the game called

210. Improbable Missions.

211. This is for Colin and Ryan,

212. uh, they're gonna be secret agents

213. carrying out an everyday activity.

214. And their instructions are gonna come from Wayne Brady.

215. Come on down here, Wayne. Grab a microphone.

216. What I need from the audience is a suggestion for a mundane, everyday activity.

217. Walking the dog.

218. "Walking the dog." Thank you very much.

219. We're gonna do "walking the dog,"

220. and it's called Improbable Mission, take it away, Wayne.

221. You are a good person.

222. You are a...

223. senorita Negresita.

224. - Hello, agents. Hello.

225. We have orders that the Prime Minister of All-Up-In-It-Vania

226. is coming to town.

227. He has a dog that weighs approximately fifty pounds.

228. This dog needs to be walked at least two times a day.

229. If the dog is not walked he will make a mess

230. and it will cause an international—

231. International incident.

232. Tapes.

233. These missions are getting more and more impossible everyday.

234. I thank God I'm with a man as competent as you.

235. I thank God I'm with you.

236. - Let's do it! - Right.

237. - All right. - A dog. Walk a dog.

238. We don't have the technology.

239. Settle down. We can do it. You and I.

240. All right. First of all,

241. we better get to the dog.

242. Right.

243. Any idea where it is?

244. - I'll check it on the dog meter. - Right.

245. There he is, A-14 B-7.

246. - All right. - Bingo.

247. All right, let's head out.

248. Hey, let's moonwalk.

249. All right.

250. We're here.

251. I never quite understood how that works.

252. - You walk faster when you moonwalk. - Yes.

253. Quite a big palace.

254. The door to the palace is...

255. locked.

256. Funny, you don't usually see that in a palace.

257. - We have to get up there. Right.

258. Quick.

259. Give me your nose hairs.

260. - Are you crazy? - Come on!

261. You know I'm saving those.

262. I know, but this is important.

263. That one's still attached.

264. All right, let's go.

265. - These are stronger than I thought they'd be. - Yes.

266. Hey,

267. who let the dogs out?

268. They're running all over the place.

269. We just got to look for a fifty-pounder.

270. Look, the one that's just sitting there doing nothing.

271. Come here, boy. Come here.

272. He can't move.

273. He may be French.

274. Here he comes. All right.

275. Let's get him going. You got a leash?

276. - "A leash"?

277. Hey, still got that tapeworm?

278. All right, come here.

279. I'm really glad you thought of that.

280. Well, you used up all the nose hairs.

281. It doesn't seem to wanna walk.

282. Really? I don't understand why.

283. Why it's really...

284. We have to give him some sort of incentive.

285. What's a dog go after?

286. Jell-O!

287. Really?

288. I've got some setting in my pocket right now.

289. Oh, it's set.

290. Look at him go.

291. What is it about Jell-O and dogs?

292. It's the flavor crystals.

293. Really?

294. Okay, come on, boy.

295. Oh! The tapeworm snapped.

296. Oh, there's a wind a coming.

297. - There's a what? - A wind.

298. "A wind a coming?"

299. "A wind a coming," I heard it on a farm once.

300. We're gonna have to ride this dog.

301. You and I.

302. Of course. If you can't walk it, ride it.

303. Get on.

304. Why, dear, there's barely enough room for me.

305. Then get close.

306. Not that close.

307. Okay, that close.

308. Hyah!

309. I don't know...

310. I don't know if it's doing anything for the dog,

311. but I'm not gonna need to be walked again today.

312. Did one of you guys make a little woof-woof sound when you're riding the dog.

313. That was pretty funny.

314. A thousand points for you for doing that.

315. 'Cause that really did add a whole lot to it.

316. Let's move on to a game called

317. the Boogie Woogie Sisters.

318. This is for Wayne, Brad and Ryan,

319. with the help of Laura Hall, Linda Taylor and Cece Worrall.

320. - Cece Worrall.

321. Uh, now somebody from the center part of the audience

322. give me suggestion of heroic profession.

323. Superman.

324. Somebody said Superman, we're gonna say superhero

325. as suggestion for a heroic profession.

326. We're gonna call you the Boogie Woogie Sisters

327. 'cause you do a kinda Andrews Sisters kind of thing.

328. And you're gonna do a song about superheroes.

329. Take it away.

330. Okay, so we'll be right back

331. to find out who the winner is. Don't go away.

332. Hey, welcome back to Whose Line Is It Anyway?

333. Tonight's winner, Colin Mochrie.

334. Colin Mochrie is the winner tonight.

335. We're gonna a do a thing called Props now.

336. Uh, what happens is we're gonna take these props. Give me... This is ours.

337. This is for you and Ryan.

338. Me and Ryan.

339. Oops, whoa.

340. All righty.

341. This is for you guys.

342. Don't use my name in any of the things you come up with.

343. Oh, they'll know who we're talking about.

344. Uh, we're gonna have to go back and forth

345. and think of as many funny things to do with these props as we can,

346. uh, starting with, of course, Wayne and Brad.

347. Something's wrong with this Oreo.

348. Man, I haven't found one nickel yet.

349. Bang! Bang! You got me!

350. Hey, mister, wanna get lucky?

351. I will be your Rabbi.

352. Ting! Aw, I broke a nail.

353. - Clear!

354. Well, it doesn't look like a lot of fun for the gerbil.

355. - So, I told the trail... Mmm-hmm.

356. if you ever come talking to me

357. - I will...

358. Is there an R?

359. It's a blow dart for corners.

360. Hey, we'll be right back for more Whose Line Is It Anyway?

361. Don't go away.

362. Hey, welcome back to Whose Line Is It Anyway?

363. Tonight, we're gonna end the show

364. with everybody reading the credits for you.

365. I want you all to read the credits.

366. I want Ryan to be a touch drill instructor

367. putting everybody else through their paces.

368. Thanks for watching, everybody. See you next time. Good night.

369. Well, usually I put through your tough paces,

370. but let's all take the day off.

371. Everyone relax. Have some ham.

372. 'Cause if Arthur Forrest was here he'd want you to have some ham.

373. Have a drink. Do you wanna drink?

374. Here, have a drink. There's a drink for you.

375. Ray Miller would pour the drinks.

376. Here you go. Have a little drink.

377. - You feel comfortable now? Yes, sir!

378. Everybody feel comfortable? Put down the food!

379. Get down on the ground and give me twenty.

380. You— Thank you.

381. - Twenty. Give me twenty more.