Whose Line Is It Anyway? 6x10

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Gary Anthony Williams as Self

Guest comic Gary Anthony Williams.

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1. and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway?

2. On tonight's show,

3. he took her in his strong embrace, Wayne Brady.

4. Gently, their lips met, Chip Esten.

5. He pressed her milky white thighs, Colin Mochrie.

6. And slowly, he revealed his Ryan Stiles.

7. And I'm your host, Drew Carey.

8. All right, now. Let's have some fun.

9. Oh, man. Hi. Hello.

10. Welcome to, Whose Line Is It Anyway?

11. The show where everything's made up and the points don't matter.

12. That's right. The points are just like how your ex is doing.

13. Man, who cares?

14. Let's get things started with a game called "Superheroes".

15. This is for all four of you.

16. Colin, you're gonna start.

17. Somebody from this section of the audience,

18. give me a weird superhero name.

19. - [man 1] Magnet Man. - [man 2] Rubber Band Man.

20. Magnet Man. Magnet Man! That's a good one.

21. I like how you threw your voice over there.

22. I tell you, the audiences are comin' prepared, when they come to Whose Line.

23. They got the suggestions ready to go. It's great.

24. Uh, now, we need a crisis for Magnet Man. What can it be?

25. Oh! That's a good one. Good one.

26. Okay, Magnet Man. You're at the North Pole.

27. And what happens is...

28. - I'm at the North Pole? - ... He starts off as a super hero,

29. Everybody else names a superhero as they come in,

30. try to screw the other guy up.

31. - What was it? That's the crisis? - You're at the North Pole.

32. North Pole!

33. Do you wanna explain to Magnet Man

34. what happens when the magnets...

35. Take it away!

36. What're gonna do?

37. Must get off fridge.

38. Oh, no! The crisis monitor is going off!

39. I'm in the North Pole.

40. I'm positive.

41. This is a crisis of miniscule proportions!

42. I hope my superbuddies can help me soon.

43. Hey. Sorry I'm late. I was...

44. Thank goodness you're here,

45. Mesmerized by Moving Objects Man.

46. We're in the North Pole.

47. - What? - North Pole.

48. I'm calling all our superfriends.

49. Sorry I'm late.

50. Thank god! The Bob Fosse Kid!

51. Sorry I'm late,

52. Thank god you're here, Chainsaw Massacre Boy.

53. - Everyone ready? Yeah.

54. Here. Here. Thank you.

55. That, I can do.

56. Look at me!

57. I'm glad that's over.

58. Maybe, I'll Metal Breast Woman.

59. You know, you outta call Metal Breast Woman,

60. 'cause it's cold enough for her in here.

61. I don't know if you noticed, when the camera—

62. We're in Southern California right now,

63. and the camera pans the audience

64. to see everybody's wearing mittens and coats.

65. I don't have a cup of soda here. I have a Popsicle.

66. I'm looking at the top...

67. We're gonna do our next game called "Duet".

68. This is for Chip and Wayne,

69. with the help of Laura Hall and Linda R. Taylor.

70. Somebody from this far section over here,

71. give me a name of a household object.

72. Common household object.

73. - [man 1] Plunger! - [man 2] Spatula!

74. Sponge! All right.

75. Uh, what's gonna happen is,

76. you guys are gonna sing a song about a sponge.

77. Thank you so much!

78. This'll be good.

79. The host giveth and the host taketh away.

80. And to make it really great,

81. you're gonna do it like a Busly...

82. Busby... Like a Busby Berkeley song routine.

83. Busby...

84. Hello, everybody.

85. The gold diggers will be out here in a second.

86. You're gonna do it like a Busby Berkeley song routine,

87. with Colin and Ryan

88. joining in as the Busby Berkeley dancers.

89. Take it away, Laura and Linda. Whenever you're ready.

90. Up the top of the stairs.

91. Hey. Colin, Ryan.

92. Do you have any idea why you were in that game?

93. No!

94. I think they Riverdanced in...

95. that era, didn't they?

96. Not that I didn't love your little tap dance thing,

97. but, you know.

98. It was fantastic.

99. Thousand points to Colin and Ryan

100. for being such good sports.

101. All right! We'll be right back for Whose Line Is It Anyway?

102. So, don't go away.

103. Welcome back to Whose Line Is It Anyway?

104. The show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. Hey!

105. Just wanna take a second to plug Colin's new show.

106. Colin's got a new show.

107. It's a cross between Big Brother and Sex and the City.

108. It's called Big Brothel.

109. I look forward to that.

110. Let's continue the show with a game called

111. "Weird Newscasters".

112. This is for all four of you.

113. Colin is the anchorman of a local news show.

114. You're the anchorman of a local news.

115. Uh, the co-anchor is Chip.

116. Chip, you are Snagglepuss.

117. - Wayne, you're doin' the sports.

118. Wayne spots his next-door neighbor

119. peeping at him, and decides to put on a little show.

120. What's on the card?

121. Oh!

122. Weather. Weatherman is Ryan.

123. Ryan, you are the...

124. Rise and fall of a female Hollywood legend of the silver screen.

125. What?

126. Says here, exact quotes,

127. "rise and fall of a female Hollywood legend of the silver screen."

128. This is gonna take a while.

129. So, whenever you hear the music, Colin,

130. go ahead and take it away.

131. Welcome, to the six o'clock news.

132. I'm your anchor,

133. Kiss My Pasty White Butt.

134. Our top story today,

135. noted archeologist, Fred Flintstein...

136. made an amazing discovery today

137. in Sweden.

138. On a wee swept Fjord,

139. he came across some primitive musical instruments,

140. plus a miniscule deposits

141. of fossilized stool.

142. When asked what the stool could be,

143. Flintstein replied,

144. "A dabba abba do."

145. Now, we'll see what's happening in the rest of the world,

146. with my co-anchor, Snagglepuss.

147. Heavens to Murgatroyd! Thanks!

148. Oh, thank you.

149. That's quite a story.

150. It was, too. Heaven, even.

151. It's cold in here. Freezing.

152. Exit, stage left.

153. We're equal opportunity employees.

154. - And now...

155. - Oh, you're back. Good. I'm back.

156. And now, over to sports.

157. What's happening in the world of sports with Wicky. Wicky.

158. Wicky Wicky. Shut up.

159. I'd like to talk to you folks

160. about the wild world of...

161. In today... the-the Browns have...

162. Oh, so you wanna spy on ol' Wicky.

163. Today, the Browns...

164. Hold on, one second.

165. didn't understand that...

166. that a good defense

167. would be the best offense.

168. You like that, huh?

169. If they would only pass the ball...

170. then they could run!

171. It's only because they don't have quarterback

172. that can do the job.

173. How you like that?

174. How you like that?

175. That's right! Close your window!

176. Back to you— Oh.

177. Back to you.

178. This just in,

179. because of cold, you may experience a blue moon.

180. For more weather,

181. let's head over to our weatherperson,

182. Norman Desmond. Norman.

183. Thank you very much.

184. As you can see, we have sunny days ahead.

185. Although, nobody's gonna notice me with all these girls.

186. Me? The producer wants to see me?

187. Why me? I can't understand it.

188. Me? My first role?

189. I don't believe it!

190. Oh, Billy. You've got to go.

191. Can't you see I'm no good for you!

192. I'd like to thank all the people

193. who made this award possible.

194. What do you mean they want me to audition?

195. Don't these three Academy Awards mean anything?

196. No more metal cameras!

197. I'm ready for my close up, Mr. Carey.

198. Well, that's the six o'clock news.

199. Join us tomorrow for more news... here.

200. That was sad. Touching, even.

201. Hey, you know what?

202. Kiss my pasty white butt, too.

203. Yeah. Kiss my pasty white butt, too.

204. Mine too, even.

205. Let's move on with a game called "Newsflash".

206. This is for Ryan, Chip, and Colin.

207. Ryan and Chip,

208. are news anchors at a studio,

209. Colin is gonna be in the field

210. as a reporter, covering a breaking news story.

211. Now, he won't be able to see what's behind him on the screen,

212. 'cause it's a green screen.

213. We're gonna show a little video behind him.

214. He won't know what it is, even if he looks straight at it.

215. So, he has to guess what it is

216. with hints that'll be given by Chip and Ryan.

217. So, Chip and Ryan, whenever you're ready, go ahead.

218. Off to you in the studio.

219. We interrupt this program for a special news bulletin.

220. We have our man in the field right now,

221. standing by to tell us exactly what is going on.

222. What's goin' on, Colin?

223. Look at this!

224. As you can see, it's absolute chaos.

225. Could you explain to us all the different styles they have?

226. Oh, yeah! Look!

227. And that! And that!

228. My god!

229. It's horrible!

230. Colin. - Yes.

231. I am almost in tears at the sheer beauty of what...

232. Are you?

233. I'm not sure I can speak.

234. Colin, I'm just in tears.

235. Have you ever seen anything like this before in your life?

236. Yeah.

237. Colin, how did this all start?

238. It all started with news that there was—

239. That was too close for comfort!

240. I'll say.

241. D-Do you fear for your safety at all?

242. I'm very afraid.

243. Colin, is there any end in sight?

244. I don't think so. This could go on forever.

245. The height. The height is what we're all stuck with.

246. Just how big.

247. Well, that's an odd maneuver there, Col.

248. What was that?

249. What I just did?

250. I'm trying to confuse it.

251. Oh, take my—

252. Colin, I think you confuse it on a daily basis.

253. Do you?

254. Colin.

255. You know, it's kinda charming in a gawky way, isn't it?

256. Colin, do you have any idea what's behind you?

257. I think, it's my good friend, Ryan Stiles.

258. - Hey, Ryan. Huh?

259. You're really funny, man.

260. I'm half-animatronic.

261. Thousand points apiece. That was great.

262. Let's go on to a game called "Irish Drinking Song".

263. Everybody, come up here, guys.

264. Give it up for Laura Hall on the piano. Laura Hall.

265. Someone from this side of the audience.

266. Suggest to me a major life event.

267. Giving birth.

268. Giving... Giving birth.

269. Giving birth.

270. So, you guys are gonna do the Giving Birth Irish drinking song.

271. They're gonna sing an Irish drinking song for ya.

272. They're gonna make up one line at a time

273. about giving birth. Take it away, Laura Hall.

274. Hey!

275. Okay. We'll be right back to find out who the winner is.

276. Don't go away.

277. Hey! Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway?

278. Tonight's winner, Chip Esten.

279. Chip Esten's the winner tonight. How 'bout that?

280. Thank you, Chip.

281. Since Chip is the winner tonight,

282. he's gonna get to sit there, relax.

283. The rest of us are gonna do a game for you called "Themed Restaurant".

284. Wayne and I are gonna be diners in a restaurant.

285. And it has a theme to it.

286. And Ryan and Colin are gonna be the waiters.

287. What's the scene here?

288. Okay. Wayne and Drew, you are two old friends

289. who haven't seen each other in 20 years.

290. You're meeting in a restaurant.

291. However, the theme of the restaurant is baseball.

292. Man, you look horrible! What happened?

293. - Well, you know... - Oh, man!

294. Can we have some rolls, please?

295. - Want some rolls? Okay. - Yeah.

296. This table want rolls?

297. - Yeah. Yes, please.

298. Finish your rolls, and then you're out!

299. So, how's the wife and kids?

300. - Oh, she— Hello. - Would you like some wine?

301. Yes, please.

302. Uh, what?

303. Red wine. Yes, please.

304. Merlot.

305. I love this place. It's so exciting here,

306. I come here every single weekend.

307. - It's so good to see you, Ernie. - Wow!

308. So good to see you, Bob.

309. Champagne on the house.

310. Thank you.

311. It's mine!

312. - It's mine! - I got it! I got it! I got it!

313. Oh! I told you I had it!

314. Like I said, the wife and I, things haven't been going so well.

315. I-I had to divorce her ten years ago.

316. Oh! You outta try this new dating service

317. that I'm using right now.

318. Did you want the dead plant?

319. Oh. Sorry, my error.

320. What dating service is that?

321. It's called Girlies for Oldies.

322. It's a beautiful thing.

323. I can set you up with beautiful women.

324. Maybe a Panamanian. Oh! They have the most beautiful—

325. I've been on the internet looking for Russian women.

326. That's pretty nice, too.

327. Oh! Not as good as Canadian women.

328. - May we please order an entree? - Yeah.

329. What do you want? - We want an entree.

330. You want an entree.

331. We want an entree!

332. We want an entree! What are you—

333. We want an entree! What are you talking about?

334. - Hey! Hey! Break it up!

335. Get back to the kitchen.

336. We'll be right back with more Whose Line Is It Anyway?

337. Stick around.

338. Welcome back to Whose Line Is It Anyway?

339. Tonight, we're gonna end the show

340. with everybody reading credits for ya.

341. And I want you to read the credits

342. while you do a Busly Fusly.

343. Busby Berkeley song and dance number.

344. Thanks for watchin'. See you next time. Bye.

345. Jean Severson.

346. Alex... Alex Walton.

347. Bob Tully.

348. I never wanna get up.