Whose Line Is It Anyway? 6x1

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Greg Proops as Self • Ross Mathews as Self

Guests: comedian Greg Proops, plus TV personality Ross Matthews. Games played: Weird Newscasters, Song Styles, Themed Restaurant, Scenes from a Hat, Living Scenery.

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1. Good evening, everybody,

2. and welcome to Whose line is it anyway?

3. On tonight's show,

4. "That's Amore", Wayne Brady!

5. "Everybody Loves Somebody", Chip Esten!

6. "You're Nobody Till Somebody Loves You", Colin Mochrie!

7. And "Ain't That a Kick In The Head? Ryan Stiles!

8. And I'm your host, Drew Carey! Come on down, let's have some fun.

9. Oh, hello, everybody. Hi.

10. Welcome to Whose line is it anyway?

11. That's right, the points don't mean a thing.

12. The show really is just like women's tennis.

13. It doesn't matter who wins, it's just fun to watch.

14. Let's get it started, show you how it works with a game called

15. Hollywood Director. This is for Ryan, Chip and Wayne.

16. - And Colin.

17. Ryan, Chip and Wayne are gonna act out a film scene

18. and Colin's the director, he's gonna keep interrupting the scene

19. and giving them notes on how to improve the scene

20. by having them act it out in different ways.

21. The scene they're acting out is

22. Ryan, you're a sheriff.

23. across the roof of a speeding train

24. when Wayne's partner Chip lines up alongside on a horse to help him.

25. - That's kinda vague. - Yeah, guys, use your imagination on this one.

26. So, go ahead, take it away.

27. Hold it!

28. - Jump back. - Duck!

29. What? Oh.

30. Come on, get on.

31. - Ah! He got me!

32. I'll send someone else.

33. Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut!

34. You've all been elected to the Hall of Fame at Crapper town!

35. - Whoo! We made it! - No, that's bad.

36. - That's bad. - Oh, no, no, no, no.

37. Put that finger away.

38. All right, all right, we need something to spice it up—

39. I got it!

40. Why don't you play like...

41. Do it like you're college girls going wild at a Mardi Gras!

42. Yeah! Action!

43. Get on! Get on!

44. Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut!

45. That...

46. - Was it too wild? - That was way too disturbing.

47. It was like catching my grandparents having sex.

48. Do it like you're male models going down a catwalk.

49. Like that.

50. - Duck!

51. Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut!

52. - That was good. It was almost all right.

53. You know, it needs a little something more...

54. It needs your mastery of impressions,

55. just to give it that sort of...

56. I don't know what.

57. Action!

58. I ain't getting on no train.

59. Well, come on, get on my back.

60. Hey, fool, I ain't gettin' on no train.

61. Come on B.A., drink this.

62. And now, this next game is great!

63. Okay, now, let's go on to game called Doo Wop.

64. This is for Chip, Wayne and Colin.

65. Chip, Wayne and Colin

66. with Laura Hall, Linda Taylor and Cece Worrall.

67. Diana.

68. And, uh... Somebody give me a hobby.

69. Bowling.

70. Okay, now, what's gonna happen

71. is you're gonna sing like Doo Wop group from the '50s,

72. and you're gonna sing a song about Diana

73. who died tragically in a bowling accident.

74. We'll be right back with more Whose line is it anyway?

75. Right after this. Don't go away.

76. Welcome back to Whose line is it anyway?

77. The show where everything's made up and the points don't matter.

78. I'm Drew Carey. You say, "tomato," I say, "bourbon and coke."

79. - They're excellent.

80. Now let's play a game called Scenes from a Hat.

81. You know, before every show,

82. we ask every audience to write down suggestions

83. for scenes they'd like to see our performers act out from the hat,

84. and let's see how many they can do. Starting with...

85. "Things you can say about your business

86. "but not your girlfriend."

87. It's open 24 hours.

88. I just leased out a space to a buddy of mine out back.

89. Parking in rear.

90. All right.

91. "Shows on which you'd never expect

92. "Barney the dinosaur to make a cameo."

93. Yes, that's my final answer.

94. I didn't do anything.

95. - I didn't do anything.

96. I'm the father, Rachel.

97. I'm voting Michael off the island.

98. "Hillbilly proverbs."

99. A wife ain't nothin' but just a sister that you hug.

100. When the going gets tough,

101. squeal like a pig.

102. All right.

103. Ah, well.

104. "What Drew whispers in his date's ear."

105. What's your name again?

106. Keep the change.

107. Ah...

108. "Bad times for that laxative to kick in."

109. Now, if you turn to page 47 in your hymn notes...

110. Twenty-four!

111. - Thirty!

112. Thousand points to only Colin, Wayne and Chip.

113. That's right.

114. And an extra 1,000 for Ryan. That was a pretty good one.

115. Ah...

116. Now we're gonna play a game called Greatest Hits.

117. This is for everybody with Laura Hall, Linda Taylor and Cece Worrall.

118. give me a suggestion of a film genre.

119. Horror.

120. Silent!

121. No, we can't!

122. 'Cos they have to sing songs and stuff, that's good though.

123. So, the album— the name of your album is Songs of Horror.

124. Hi, we'll be right back to our documentary on stomach rashes,

125. Talcum in the Middle in just a second.

126. - Oh, gee, what was that?

127. - It was frightening, wasn't it? - It was horror.

128. That's what all the songs on this CD set are about.

129. Horror.

130. Are you saying that every song on this CD album has to do with horror?

131. You bet I am.

132. Eight hundred songs on 300 CDs

133. Horror.

134. You know, Colin...

135. - Hey, what's wrong? - I've got a bit of a bug.

136. Oh, and I'm a little jittery.

137. Oh, jittery bug!

138. Jittery bug, jitterbug!

139. Wow! Nice segue.

140. I wasn't alive when the jitterbug was popular,

141. but Colin told me all about it

142. and it seems like a wonderful, wonderful music style.

143. And I think when I think of jitterbug hits,

144. one of my favorites has to be,

145. "The moon is full and I'm getting hairy."

146. - Hey, you peed on me. - I'm sorry.

147. You peed on me.

148. and I saw the strong man bend a car.

149. Bend a car?

150. Pat Benatar.

151. - Okay, you've proved your point. - Yes.

152. You're not the only master of segues.

153. after my first hip replacement.

154. Ah...

155. Anyway, you're gonna love this great Frankenstein inspired song...

156. Frankenstein, ooh.

157. "Hit me with your best bolt."

158. - You know, when I was a jockey... - You got a bit of a jitterbug.

159. Yeah, that was good the first time.

160. You know...

161. Yes, but like that. You see that?

162. - When I was a jockey...

163. No, I was, just for a little while.

164. And in my bed, well it was more of a cot,

165. the—we had this sorta sanitary paper for the fillies...

166. Wait a minute, bed cot filly paper?

167. Red Hot Chili Peppers!

168. Nothin' like it.

169. Bed cot filly paper.

170. Red Hot Chili Peppers.

171. Yeah, like it made sense before.

172. Anyway, they did a song and it has to do with horror.

173. - Horror. Are you all right? - I'm fine.

174. I just swallowed my horror.

175. - That's gonna cost ya. - Yeah.

176. Ah, anyway, they did a song and it went like this,

177. Oh! Now here's the title.

178. I almost started singing it, but then...

179. - That's not your job. - Leave it to the professionals.

180. Ah, the song is, of course,

181. "Devil! There's a devil! Ooh, devil! Oh, that's a devil!"

182. We'll be right back. Don't go away!

183. Hey, welcome back to Whose line is it anyway?

184. Wayne Brady is the winner tonight, ladies and gentlemen.

185. Thank you. Yes!

186. So we're standing here with this stuff

187. we don't know what we're using for yet.

188. We're gonna do a game called Helping Hands

189. We're gonna do a scene together,

190. and Colin is gonna use his hands for him

191. 'cause Ryan can't use his own hands.

192. I'm gonna wear this stupid wig.

193. Ah, hunter Ryan has taken...

194. Wow.

195. Ryan has taken his...

196. Ryan has taken his girlfriend Drew

197. for a romantic camping weekend in the wild

198. where he plans to propose.

199. Ryan, thanks a lot for taking me camping.

200. I love you, Drewella, I've always loved you.

201. I love you too, Ryan.

202. Suck my fingers like you do so well.

203. That's enough.

204. Oh...

205. - Hungry? - Oh, I'm starving. What's to eat?

206. Would you like to start off with a little champagne?

207. - Yes, I would like... - A little champagne to get things going?

208. - You brought champagne camping? - You bet I did.

209. It's a very special occasion tonight.

210. Why? What's going on?

211. Well, I don't want to say yet.

212. Point that away from my head.

213. Yeah, you better. Don't point it towards me either.

214. I love you so much.

215. So very much.

216. Oh, well, it's gonna be worth it.

217. Ah...

218. something tells me

219. Ooh, man.

220. Taste... Uh, it's tasty.

221. It sure is, and it cooled me down a bit, I tell ya.

222. What else are you gonna make for me?

223. - There are so many mosquitoes around here. - Mosquitoes?

224. They're everywhere. They're just really bothering me.

225. If I only had a fly swatter.

226. Bug spray!

227. There we go, ah... There we go.

228. All done. All mosquitoes gone.

229. Oh, that, that's in case you have an upset tummy I believe.

230. Let me read the label here.

231. Let me see.

232. Calamine lotion.

233. Don't want to be sipping that on an empty stomach, do you?

234. I don't know. Maybe we do, maybe we don't.

235. - A little calamine for my little pet? - What is it really, I wonder?

236. Have a little sip.

237. Oh, no, thanks.

238. You don't love me?

239. Every night I dream about seeing you do that.

240. We'll be right back with more Whose line is it anyway?

241. Don't go away.

242. Welcome back to Whose line is it anyway?

243. Tonight, we're gonna have everybody do the credits for you.

244. I want you to read the credits

245. bragging about all the women they've been dating.

246. Thanks for watching, everybody. See you later. Bye.

247. I've heard a lot about him but he's no Jimmy Mulville.

248. I took this girl out camping, had some champagne with her, she was hot.

249. - Really? - Oh, yeah?

250. She looked a little like Drew Carey.

251. Or a little bit like Chip Esten or Ray Miller.

252. Yeah, Steven Blum.

253. What do you think about Denny Barry?

254. Oh, she's no Deedee Bradley.

255. Is she one of the cheerleaders?

256. Oh, I see towels.

257. Get those towels wetter.