Whose Line Is It Anyway? 5x7

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Brad Sherwood as Self

Guest: comedian Brad Sherwood.

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1. And welcome to Halloween Whose Line Is It Anyway?

2. On tonight's show, "Good evening." Greg Proops.

3. "'Welcome, foolish mortals." Wayne Brady.

4. "Come into my parlor if you dare." Colin Mochrie.

5. And, "If this band's a rockin', don't come knocking." Ryan Stiles.

6. And I'm your host Drew Carey.

7. Come on down, let's have some fun.

8. Thank you.

9. Thank you. Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway?

10. the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter.

11. This is our special Halloween episode.

12. We're doin' a special Halloween episode

13. of Whose Line Is It Anyway?

14. So, boo!

15. - And, uh...

16. to make it feel like Halloween, we have somebody egging your house right now.

17. Uh...

18. That's right. Now, we're gonna start the show.

19. Show you how it works, with a game called "Make a Monster."

20. - This is all four of you.

21. With Laura Hall and Linda Taylor.

22. Now, what's gonna happen is, uh,

23. Colin's gonna be Dr. Frankenstein.

24. - Uh, Greg's gonna be Igor. Sorry, Greg.

25. And, uh, you're gonna be creating Frankenstein's monster,

26. played by Ryan.

27. And, uh...

28. Bride of Frankenstein, played by Wayne.

29. But before the monsters come to life,

30. uh, of course they gotta get made,

31. And then after Ryan and Wayne wake and meet each other,

32. they're gonna serenade each other with a song,

33. - with the help of Laura and Linda. - Aw.

34. So, uh... Aw!

35. take it away, Colin and Greg.

36. Let's see, what... Uh, you know what?

37. Why don't we start with the head of John Wayne?

38. - The head of John Wayne? - Yes.

39. That's a stroke of genius, master!

40. - Well, that's why I'm an evil genius!

41. The head of John Wayne, but what about the legs?

42. The legs must be something special.

43. - Yes. We'll have to use the leg of a soccer player. - All right.

44. And then the other leg of a,

45. uh, a Radio City Rockette.

46. Oh! Good choice. Good choice.

47. What do ya say, "Go, Radio City!"

48. Now, for the arms...

49. - Oh, I know.

50. How about the robot from Lost in Space?

51. Here we are.

52. All right, prepare to turn him on.

53. All right, I'll get the jumper cables.

54. - Now!

55. We gotta circle the wagons.

56. Danger, danger... Headed over this way.

57. Uh, master,

58. - he's absolutely spectacular! - He needs a bride!

59. - A bride? - Why don't you pick a head?

60. Well, all right, I'll pick a head here.

61. How about the head...

62. Ah, yes, the head of Sammy Davis, Jr.

63. - Nothing better for a bride, I'd say! - Ah, yes.

64. Yes.

65. Where were you talking into?

66. - Just checking your... - And those the big chicken legs?

67. - The big chicken legs? - The big chicken legs!

68. - Not the big chicken legs, master! - Yes!

69. - Thank you! - You're welcome.

70. There, he's got the chicken legs,

71. now he needs two arms.

72. And the other arm...

73. from a woman!

74. Yeah!

75. I have to use the special sonic oscillator to warm her.

76. Yes, Igor, oscillate!

77. She lives, master!

78. - She lives! - Yes!

79. I wonder if they'll...

80. I wonder if they'll strike up a relationship?

81. Look, they seem to be seeing each other for the first time.

82. - Could they fall in love? - Head on over here and give us some sugar.

83. Danger, danger, danger!

84. Hey, cat, you are truly the most hippest thing

85. I've seen this in whole laboratory.

86. And I mean that.

87. Igor, can you feel the love?

88. Yes. Not only can I feel the love,

89. I think they're going to sing!

90. - Cat, I got a little song...

91. if you know what I mean.

92. Ding-ding.

93. Bing!

94. I didn't know what the hell you were doing.

95. You know, uh, 1000 points each of you.

96. Plus, since this is our Halloween episode,

97. I asked the producers for Halloween candy to pass out.

98. So they gave me a bowl of jelly beans,

99. which is...

100. - So...

101. have some Easter candy.

102. Jelly beans on the floor?

103. Jelly beans on the floor?

104. This is the best holiday ever, Drew.

105. Yeah. I thought it was gonna be like those orange peanuts

106. and all that kinda crap, but... jelly beans.

107. Okay, let's go onto my favorite game,

108. "Scenes From a Hat."

109. What's gonna happen if anyone has never saw this before,

110. we ask the audience before the show sometimes to, uh,

111. write down suggestions for scenes they'd like to see.

112. We take the good ones, put 'em in a hat.

113. And see how many these guys can act out.

114. Starting with...

115. "Things you don't want to hear in the dark."

116. Trust me, the points don't matter.

117. Hey, baby, move over.

118. Guard.

119. All right.

120. Uh, "What slasher movie villains

121. are really thinking while they're waiting to pop out."

122. I wonder if can deduct the gasoline?

123. Man, I gotta go.

124. Stop, you're about to die.

125. No. You are going to die. You are going to die.

126. I can't believe they came back in the house.

127. Where are they?

128. Gee... Hope nothing's happened to them.

129. This is my family.

130. I'm doin' this family.

131. - Give some of us new guys a chance, will ya? - Hey!

132. - This is my block! This is— - Oh, well...

133. Thanks very much. We'll be right back with Whose Line Is It Anyway?

134. Don't go nowhere.

135. Hey, welcome back.

136. Welcome back to Whose Line Is It Anyway?

137. Welcome back.

138. Welcome back to Whose Line Is It Anyway?

139. The show where everything's made up and the points don't matter.

140. Of course, it's Halloween,

141. Funny thing happened while you were doin' that.

142. I found the, uh, good Halloween candy.

143. So, there, have some Halloween candy. There you go!

144. Halloween candy for ya!

145. You know, who doesn't wanna be seen eating a Tootsie Roll on TV?

146. That Bazooka Joe.

147. He's funny.

148. - Uh, how does he do it? I don't know.

149. You think after a million knock-knock jokes, he'd run out. But nope.

150. All right, let's go on to a game called,

151. "Weird Newscasters." This is for everybody.

152. - Colin is the anchor...

153. Colin is the anchor. Greg, Wayne, and Ryan.

154. Greg, you're the co-anchor.

155. against his opponent Drew.

156. Wayne, you're doing the sports.

157. to impress your drinking buddies in the front row.

158. Ryan, you're doing the weather.

159. You're the rise and fall of a 1940s boxer.

160. So, Colin, whenever you hear the music,

161. give us the news.

162. Welcome to the Six O'clock News.

163. I'm your anchor, Curtis Interruptus.

164. Our top story,

165. disaster at the Los Angeles Zoo today,

166. when the snake pit was accidentally filled in.

167. Said the zoo director, "It's terrible, terrible news,

168. now the snakes don't even have a pit to hiss in."

169. And now let's go over to my co-anchor, Randy Always. Randy.

170. Thank you, my distinguished colleague.

171. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for letting me have your time tonight.

172. As you know, my opponent Drew Carey

173. lives in a house made entirely of chocolate.

174. Where he invites children to slide down the chocolate

175. into a pool filled with nothing but gelatinous fluid.

176. He also is known to wear underwear outside of his clothing...

177. Now, I'm not saying...

178. this makes him a bad person.

179. I'm only saying, would you trust him

180. to ride a bicycle down your street

181. yelling "haloo-loo-loo," like he does?

182. Thank you.

183. Now, let's throw it over to Wayne, at the sports desk.

184. What's up, bro? Thank you very much!

185. - Whoo!

186. What's up, dawg!

187. Woof-woof!

188. Um, in the sports, we just kicked, um,

189. the other school's... butts!

190. Yes!

191. "Just drink it on down, baby!"

192. That's what I'm talkin' about! What?

193. Oh, you don't think I'mma do it?

194. You don't think I'mma do it?

195. Okay, I'mma get you, dude.

196. I'mma get you!

197. Okay, me first!

198. Got a whole, whole bucket full of this candy!

199. Whoo-hoo! - Yeah!

200. Yeah!

201. I'm gonna stuff it all in my mouth, bro!

202. Hell, yeah! Hell, yeah!

203. Open 'em up, dude! Come on, and keep 'em crankin'!

204. Come on!

205. Go, go, go!

206. Come on! Come on, bro!

207. Go! Go! Go!

208. Whoo!

209. Back to you, dude!

210. Well, why don't we go over to weather...

211. with Rucky Dooley! Rucky?

212. Join us tomorrow for more news.

213. Good night, and good news.

214. You were a mess.

215. Okay.

216. and an extra 500 for Wayne,

217. take it to your dentist. See if you can...

218. He just swallowed a whole, big bucket full of candy.

219. - Screech. Now...

220. Shut up.

221. Uh, we're gonna continue the show with a game called,

222. "Hats."

223. This is for all four of you. Come and get your box of hats.

224. and come up with as many examples as they can

225. of the world's worst dating service video.

226. Take it away, Ryan and Colin.

227. - Huh? Yeah.

228. Colin and Ryan.

229. You've got one down to go.

230. - Yeah.

231. I plump when you cook me.

232. Wanna squeeze my nibblets?

233. Hey, little patriot,

234. like to help me raise Old Glory?

235. I'm just wooking for a wittle wife?

236. I like long walks...

237. poo...

238. I want to make love to you.

239. You and your little dog!

240. Well, I'm out of the caterpillar stage.

241. Screech!

242. Screech!

243. You put the wings on!

244. Care for a little probe?

245. I don't have one, I just wanted to wear this.

246. I can't do that one.

247. - Come on!

248. All the better to eat you with.

249. All right. You don't wanna miss that.

250. Don't go away!

251. Okay. Hey, welcome back to Whose Line Is It Anyway?

252. Wayne Brady is the winner tonight.

253. Wayne!

254. What we're gonna do is,

255. we're gonna do a scene for you now,

256. called "Helping Hands."

257. It's like an old camp game

258. and Colin's gonna be, uh, his hands.

259. So, uh, Ryan can't use his arms at all.

260. And... There you go.

261. Uh, what's our scene there, Wayne?

262. Drew goes to see Old Witch Ryan to have his fortune told

263. - and by some magic potions. Okay.

264. What is it you seek in life?

265. I only have $15. What can I get for $15?

266. Oh, I... Let me look in my book,

267. Ye Old Book of Spells.

268. Let me look, page 42.

269. My fingers taste unusually odd today.

270. Almost like I haven't washed them in weeks.

271. Yeah.

272. Ah! Uh, oh, here's what you need.

273. What's that? - "The spell of love."

274. That's... I can get that for $15?

275. Yes.

276. - Oh. Okay. - All right.

277. I'll settle for that.

278. First... Yes? Yeah.

279. These here, frogs hearts.

280. - The hearts of frogs!

281. Oh, yes!

282. Right now there's a bunch of frogs somewhere going...

283. Yeah.

284. Just trying to croak, and they did.

285. I know.

286. I know the feeling.

287. - Yeah. - And here we have snakes.

288. Different snakes from around my garden.

289. They go in the pot, too.

290. Yeah, why don't you try that one? That looks tasty.

291. Okay, sure.

292. You big tease!

293. This is...

294. Oh!

295. - Aw, kitty! - Cute kitty. Cute kitty.

296. Kitty died five years ago!

297. - Goes in the pot.

298. Yeah, thanks.

299. We also put a bit of sheep's blood.

300. Oh, that goes in the pot as well.

301. Nice and good.

302. Add just a touch of bile from the jar.

303. The jar, the jar, the jar...

304. Yes.

305. - Oh! - Oh!

306. Oh, I've spilt bile all over.

307. A little bile.

308. And we mix it all up together.

309. - We'll take kitty out 'cause we don't need her in long. - Hey...

310. - Just like a bay leaf.

311. Put kitty aside.

312. You always have to ante-up on the kitty!

313. It's just like a bay leaf.

314. Now, we pour a little bit in the bowl, the empty snake bowl.

315. Take the empty snake bowl, I say to myself...

316. and we ladle out a little of the concoction with the ladle. Yes.

317. Trying to get a little snake in there as well.

318. Doesn't that look yummy.

319. I wonder what that tastes like?

320. Ah! Ah!

321. Ahhh!

322. Where is that cat?

323. We'll be right back with more Whose Line Is It Anyways?

324. right after this. Don't go away!

325. Hey, welcome back to Whose Line Is It Anyway?

326. Tonight we're gonna end the show

327. All of you are gonna read the credits.

328. Why don't you read the credits as a succession of trick-or-treaters

329. coming to the door.

330. Yo. I like Mark Leveson.

331. Give me some Mark Levinson!

332. Hi, I'm Laura Hall.

333. Thank you.

334. Ha!