Whose Line Is It Anyway? 5x2

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1. On tonight's show, he's the bomb yo, Wayne Brady.

2. All that and a bag of chips, Kathy Griffin.

3. Kickin' it old-school style, Colin Mochrie.

4. And, oh yeah, Ryan Stiles.

5. And I'm your host Drew Carey. Come on down, let's have some fun.

6. Thank you. Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway?

7. the show where everything is made up and the points don't matter.

8. That's right, the points are just like your laser disc player.

9. It just doesn't matter.

10. Let's get it going with a game called, "Hollywood Director."

11. This is for all four of you. Kathy, Ryan, and Wayne

12. are gonna act out a film scene.

13. Colin... Colin is the big shot temperamental Hollywood director

14. who keeps giving the actors different notes on how to do the scene.

15. The scene you're gonna act out is,

16. hunky golf pro Ryan,

17. is giving a private lesson to flirtatious Beverly Hills wife Kathy.

18. Wayne is Kathy's...

19. elderly millionaire husband.

20. The role I was born to play.

21. Finally.

22. because he suspects they are planning to steal his fortune.

23. Let's see. Clasp your baby fingers there.

24. When you putt, keep your eye on the ball.

25. I can't keep my eye anywhere...

26. except on that big ball you call a head.

27. Boy, you Russian girls sure know how to turn on the charm.

28. That's right. We are known for golf in Russia.

29. Daiquiri?

30. It's your husband.

31. That is the fastest I've seen him move since I...

32. Darling, what are you doing here?

33. I was having my—

34. He is really having one of his big fits now.

35. Look out. Run for your life.

36. Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut!

37. I didn't know whether to run or not.

38. This is ridiculous.

39. As Rodgers and Hammerstein said,

40. "The hills are alive with the sound of crap!"

41. Oh!

42. That was horrible. By the way, nice Moms Mabley.

43. All right. Uh...

44. What we need is something a little more excitin'--

45. That's what I was thinking.

46. All right, uh...

47. Do it, Do it like stand-up comics.

48. Like stand-up comics.

49. Follow through on the ball. That'll make my putter stand up on end.

50. You know what I'm sayin'? Heey!

51. Oh!

52. Don't forget to tip me or your wait staff. Thank you.

53. Hey, where you from?

54. - Exactly. - Who cares.

55. Hey, nice shirt. Who shot the coach?

56. I really shouldn't have. Uh-oh, here comes Grandpa.

57. Hee-hee-hee-hee!

58. She's red on top, but you ought to see her greens.

59. We've heard that! We—

60. Boo! You suck! You suck.

61. Well, you have fun at her eighteenth hole.

62. That's my time.

63. Cut. Cut. Cut.

64. You know, we are owned by Disney.

65. All right! We need

66. It needs that little humph!

67. Humph! Yeah humph! Oh!

68. Do it like a sexy German movie.

69. I know it doesn't always go together, but it might be. Go!

70. Golf pro.

71. Nein! Nein!

72. Well, it was German. Uh...

73. It, it, it, it, it's still...

74. Do it like obnoxious drunks, really obnoxious drunks.

75. You know. All right! Action!

76. What? What's the problem?

77. Just grab the putter!

78. I don't know.

79. What is your problem?

80. Oh! No! No!

81. Not in the cup! Not in the cup!

82. People—

83. Oh, God!

84. Two thousand points to Kathy Griffin for kissing Ryan.

85. Eww!

86. Yay!

87. That's 'cause you like to kiss him.

88. It's gotta be on the show.

89. Okay. Let's go on to a game called, "Song Styles."

90. This is for Wayne with Laura Hall, Linda Taylor, and Cece Worrall.

91. Whoo!

92. Wayne, how's the wife?

93. - She's fine. - Good. You know why I'm asking?

94. - Why? - Because we have a special guest

95. for you to sing to tonight.

96. Please welcome Miss America, Katie Harman

97. from Oregon, USA.

98. Miss America. Hello, Katie. How are you?

99. It's nice to meet you.

100. How are you?

101. Hello there, I'm good.

102. It's a pleasure to meet you.

103. - Oh, nice to meet you, too. - Have a seat.

104. Thank you.

105. Miss America.

106. Miss America from Oregon. How's everything in Oregon, good?

107. - Going very well. - Good. I'll bet.

108. Go Ducks! Go Ducks!

109. - Ohh... Boo!

110. Yeah, go, Ducks.

111. So Wayne's gonna sing a song to, uh,

112. Katie Harman, Miss America.

113. 'Cause they're all the same anyway.

114. Hey, Miss America, what's up?

115. Not much.

116. Yeah. I'm TK. I'm BJ. I'm JJ.

117. And I'm okay.

118. Dance break.

119. Let's hear it for her.

120. Miss America, everybody. Katie Harman.

121. Thank you very much. That was great.

122. Thanks, Katie.

123. Okay.

124. We'll be right back with more of Whose Line Is It Anyway?

125. right after this. Don't go away.

126. Welcome back to Whose Line Is It Anyway?

127. The show where everything's made-up, the points don't matter.

128. I'm Drew Carey and I'm feel pretty, oh, so pretty.

129. Let's keep the show going with a game called, "Scenes From A Hat."

130. Very patriotic nowadays with our red, white, and blue hat.

131. Before each show we ask the audience to write down suggestions for things,

132. and one of 'em is, uh, scenes they'd like to have

133. the performers act out from the hat.

134. So let's start out,

135. see how many we can do, starting with...

136. "Unusual things for a neighbor to ask to borrow."

137. Suzanne, I need to borrow your husband.

138. Hi. I need some monkey testicles and a cola.

139. Hey, I was just wondering if you could, uh,

140. keep your blinds open, like, an hour later?

141. All right. Uh, "If you..." Oh, boy.

142. "If you used stripper moves to perform mundane tasks."

143. Nurse, scalpel.

144. Where is my contact?

145. All right.

146. "World's worst thing to say

147. the first time you see someone naked."

148. Ohh!

149. Oh, that reminds me, my tires needs new treads.

150. No, seriously.

151. Who's Jake...

152. and Jim... and Steve... and Drew... and Car—

153. "Strange television shows for Mister Rogers to make a guest appearance on."

154. All right, Apollo, give it up for Mister Rogers!

155. Well, yes, I'd have to say that is my final answer.

156. I'm Britney Spears in Las Vegas,

157. and I'm gonna do my curtain call with my good friend Mister Rogers!

158. Well, I'm gonna have to vote out Billy.

159. Uh, "Disturbing times to make animal noises."

160. - Sweetheart... - Oh...

161. You realize how fast you were going?

162. Okay. You love that, don't you, Colin?

163. Yes, I do.

164. Col... Okay, 1,000 points for everybody.

165. Uh, oh, man.

166. This game is for Ryan, Colin, Wayne,

167. and our special guest. Please welcome Katie Harman, Miss America.

168. Miss America, Katie Harman.

169. That was a quick change.

170. Hello. Yes, I know.

171. Hi. How are you?

172. Hi, Katie. Nice to meet you.

173. So, the game we're gonna play is called, "Living Scenery."

174. Ryan and Colin are gonna act out a scene for us.

175. During the scene they'll need to use a number of props.

176. Since we don't have any real props to work with tonight,

177. Wayne and Katie are gonna stand in and become the various props in the scene.

178. You guys just got it so good.

179. Uh, Ryan and Colin, your scene is

180. Batman, who is Ryan,

181. and Robin, who is Colin,

182. are in the Batcave when they get a call from the commissioner,

183. Commissioner Gordon, that Batgirl is being held in an abandoned mine shaft.

184. Take it away.

185. - Batman? - Hmm?

186. This, uh, the phone's going off.

187. It's Commissioner Gordon.

188. - What? - Batgirl's been, uh... Holy... kidnapping!

189. Quick, Robin, we've got to get there.

190. - Down the Batpole. - Down the pole

191. - Yeah. - I'm ahead of ya.

192. I'll take him.

193. - Ah! Ha! Robin? - Yeah?

194. Quick! Warm up the bat uh, the Batmobile.

195. Quick, warm up the No, no! Let's take the Bat-scooters.

196. I'm gonna drive around the block a couple of times.

197. - No! Wait! - It's all right.

198. - Batman? - What? What?

199. - You got a flat. - What? A flat? Damn!

200. Oh! Batgirl's Holy... clue!

201. My God! I love Batgirl. I should have told her years ago.

202. - We can still save her. - Save her. I'm in love with her.

203. - Oh, I know? I've got something in my utility belt. - What?

204. Yeah the Bat-a-rang.

205. The Bat-a-rang?

206. - I'll fire it up. - All right.

207. Pshoo!

208. There it goes...

209. Here it comes. Good! We're up!

210. Shouldn't it have stuck up there somewhere?

211. It's all right.

212. All right.

213. Use the Bat-tering ram.

214. I... Really?

215. I'm just Robin. What do I know?

216. All right. I'll take this one.

217. All right. There's the door!

218. I'm going to play her a little song on the guitar.

219. Batman, we've gotta save her.

220. Who are we after?

221. I don't know, but I really hate playing the fiddle.

222. - All right. - What?

223. - Huh? - What?

224. That sounds like Batgirl.

225. She's turned into a fly!

226. - No... - What?

227. - She's just far off in the distance. - Right.

228. Right. Wait! I'll throw in one of our Bat-grenades.

229. It'll set a mist throughout the room that we can crawl through and rescue her.

230. - All right, I'll put on my gas mask. - Right.

231. Here it goes. Pssh!

232. Poof!

233. My oxygen tank.

234. Here she is!

235. There she is. My God, she's beautiful. Ohh.

236. Thank you.

237. You're such a good sport.

238. Thank you again.

239. Thanks so very much. Thank you for your time.

240. You, too.

241. Katie Harman, everybody.

242. So, what was that like slidin' down Miss America? Was it fun?

243. Better than playing Wayne as a fiddle.

244. So says you.

245. "Dear Diary, today I became a man."

246. I'm not even gonna say it.

247. She's great.

248. You can't be depressed if you're Miss America.

249. No, you just can't be.

250. Stupid crown.

251. We'll be right back and find out who the winner is right after this.

252. Don't go away.

253. Hey, welcome back. Tonight's winner, Colin Mochrie. Colin.

254. So Colin gets to sit at the desk

255. while the rest of us do a game for you called, "Props."

256. - Why don't you go get your props. - All right.

257. And, uh,

258. think of as many fun things as we can to do with these props

259. starting with Ryan and Kathy.

260. Hey, you wanted to be adventurous.

261. I love it, honey!

262. Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.

263. You know, I'm known for my shoes on the show.

264. All right. I Okay.

265. Mommy, why do the kids make fun of my hands?

266. I cannot believe you came to this party dressed as Bjork, too.

267. - I'm Bjork. - I'm Bjork.

268. No, I... I think it's crabs.

269. Hey, Lisa, you seen Homer?

270. We're number five!

271. - We're number five! - We're—

272. We're number eight!

273. - We're number eight.

274. That was an easy puzzle. We should get five pieces next time.

275. Yeah.

276. So, I told Shantay that she just needs to stop.

277. She don't need to tell nobody...

278. We'll be right back with more of Whose Line right after this.

279. Don't go away.

280. Hey, welcome back Whose Line Is It Anyway?

281. Tonight we're gonna end the show with everybody reading the credits for us.

282. Thank you, Miss America, Katie Harman for being with us.

283. Uh, I want you guys to read the credits, uh, as if it's the end of the pageant,

284. and you're talking about Katie after she's won.

285. Thanks for watching everybody. Goodnight.

286. It's great. It's great.

287. Dan Patterson said she shouldn't have won.

288. She looks just like Mark Leveson.

289. Portland? They don't even have a baseball team.

290. Is it me? Or is she... Oh, congratulations!

291. That's great. Go talk to those guys.

292. Oh! Oh!

293. Wow! Her ass is huge.

294. Oh, hi, congratulations.