Whose Line Is It Anyway? 5x11

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Jeff Bryan Davis as Self • Charles Esten as Self

Guests: comic Jeff Davis, plus actor Charles Esten.

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1. and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway?

2. On tonight's show, hey, man, cow's about to come out of the barn,

3. Brad Sherwood.

4. Uh, you're about to free Willy, Colin Mochrie.

5. And for crying out loud, zip it up, you idiot, Ryan Stiles.

6. I'm your host Drew Carey.

7. Come on down, let's have some fun.

8. Thank you.

9. Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway?

10. the show where everything is made up and the points don't matter.

11. That's right. If the points were on Happy Days,

12. they'd be Richie's older brother.

13. Very nice.

14. Let's get things started

15. with a game called Questions with Wigs.

16. - It's for all four of ya. Wayne and Brad.

17. This is just like the good old standard Whose Line game Questions,

18. except now we make them wear wigs.

19. And they have to, uh...

20. These characters, they develop

21. according to the wig they're wearing.

22. Man...

23. You're just full of protein tonight, aren't you?

24. Yes, you are.

25. The scene is,

26. scandal erupts at a wedding.

27. Scandal erupts at a wedding.

28. Do you know which one of the Backstreet Boys I am?

29. Don't you know that you look like Howie?

30. Do you know where I'm supposed to perform for the wedding?

31. Why would you be asking me, the maid of honor?

32. Were you kissing the bride earlier?

33. Do you have video?

34. Would you take me in the altar?

35. Is this some sort of devil worship?

36. Why don't you just leave with me?

37. - All over?

38. Would you like some wiener schnitzel?

39. Which part of Germany are you from?

40. Aren't you the bride?

41. Don't I look like the bride?

42. - Are you nervous? - Why should I be?

43. Haven't you heard? Your husband ran out.

44. My husband ran out?

45. What did you say?

46. - I said, my husband—

47. Oh, stick in the foot...

48. Where's the bride's family sittin'?

49. Do you know who you look like with hair?

50. Who would that be?

51. Did you know I'm always walking into spider webs?

52. Did you hear what happened?

53. Would you believe if I said, "No doubt"?

54. Did you hear that I made love

55. to the groom three times before everyone arrived?

56. Is that...

57. Is that why you're naked?

58. Did you see the groom down by the cement pond?

59. Are you wearing your Daisy Dukes, Elly May?

60. Does a thong count as a Daisy Duke?

61. Is there a thong in your heart?

62. Would you call this my heart?

63. - No.

64. What's happening?

65. Wow!

66. You looked good in a wig there, Wayne.

67. Thanks, brother.

68. I love when you get your voice all deep for me.

69. - Thanks, baby.

70. Yeah.

71. So, what happens is, before each show,

72. we ask our audience to write down suggestions for different things,

73. one of them is scenes they'd like me to pull from the hat.

74. Let's see how many our performers are gonna act out for us.

75. Starting with...

76. Hmm. Yes, that final answer.

77. What you talking about, Cheetah?

78. Me want boy go.

79. It's a Survivor thing. Me want boy...

80. Fame. I want to live forever.

81. Hey, that great album. Me borrow it for a weekend?

82. No. Sorry, brother. You gotta get your own.

83. That was...

84. All right.

85. "Unusual phrases to be teaching in an English

86. as a second language class."

87. Repeat after me. Go, beaver, go.

88. Everyone repeat.

89. Would you like to super-size that?

90. Repete. Use your blinker.

91. Uh...

92. "Strange comments for your doctor to make

93. after you turn your head and cough."

94. Would you like to go out to dinner some time?

95. Do you smell bacon?

96. All right. Now, bend over and sneeze.

97. Now, here is how you throw a curve.

98. Maybe I should turn up the heat in here?

99. We'll be right back on Whose Line Is It Anyway? right after this.

100. Don't go away.

101. Welcome back to Whose Line Is It Anyway?

102. where for over 50 years, we've been your one source for news.

103. Let's play a game called Party Quirks.

104. Brad, you're the host of the party.

105. Uh, the other guys, we've given each strange identities to.

106. Our quirks spread has to guess what they are, who they are.

107. Ryan, Colin and Wayne, why don't you line up over there?

108. Whenever you're ready, Brad,

109. - start the party.

110. - Hello. - Hey.

111. You need to stop making so much God darn noise.

112. You and your parties!

113. - Where is everybody?

114. Go ahead. Answer the door.

115. - Hurry up. - Try the possum dip.

116. - Hello. - Hello.

117. - Hi. - Careful.

118. Don't move!

119. Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!

120. That's what I'm... Oh, yeah!

121. Oh.

122. Take me. Oh.

123. All right. - Hello, Brad.

124. - Hi. - How are you?

125. - Good. - I have to say,

126. I love the sound of your doorbell.

127. - Stop that! - Sorry I'm late.

128. It must be... three o'clock!

129. Who's your friend?

130. Three o'clock. It's time to...

131. It's time for a little volleyball.

132. I'll play. Whoo!

133. He's a good one.

134. Oh.

135. Let me take off your coat.

136. Oh, this wasn't planned.

137. - This is not on the schedule.

138. This... This is the best party I've ever had.

139. I'll give you 50 bucks off of September

140. if you can hook me up with the tall one.

141. - Oh. - Now!

142. Rub... rub my tummy again.

143. You... you make me nervous 'cause you're my...

144. You're my crazy, horny, old hillbilly landlady.

145. Come on, let's have some fun. Hold this.

146. Sometimes the tongue takes you by surprise.

147. - I wish.

148. You're...

149. - We'll set up camp here. - Yes, you're...

150. you're our leader through the jungle.

151. Why are you talking like that?

152. - Oh! You're so close.

153. Well, you're just a nudist with a really big vocabulary.

154. Four o'clock.

155. Take these horse shoes, go over there.

156. - He's the— - You're the...

157. You're the activities leader.

158. He was the activities leader in a nudist colony.

159. Yeah. And what does he think people are?

160. He thinks people are...

161. are wild animals.

162. - Yes.

163. Thousand points for Ryan. I could watch that all night.

164. All right, let's move on

165. with one of my favorite games Greatest Hits

166. - for everybody.

167. Everybody in the room is playing this

168. with Laura Hall, Linda Taylor and Cece Worrall.

169. Can I get from the audience a film... a film genre?

170. Western.

171. Western it is.

172. So, the name of the album is Songs of the Western.

173. Take it away.

174. Hi, we'll be back to a Very Brady Bris in just a second.

175. But first...

176. Hey, Ryan, what are you doing?

177. Well, I'm doing a bad version of a Western song.

178. I thought so, but I didn't want to stop you,

179. 'cause you looked like you were having so much fun.

180. You know, our CD set this week that we're selling concerns Westerns

181. and songs about Westerns.

182. A hundred and forty-six on one CD.

183. That's right, partner.

184. We have artists of every size and shape.

185. You're not kidding. Hey, you know what?

186. The Osmond brothers were one of my favorite groups of all time.

187. - I did not know that. - They're on this CD set.

188. - Get out of town! - Yes, they are.

189. - On the midnight stage? - Yes.

190. The Osmond brothers with their number one hit

191. "Clip, Clop, Bang, Bang, Clip, Clop, Bang, Bang."

192. You know, one of the reasons our CD set is so cheap

193. is 'cause only two Osmands sing on that cut.

194. That's right. We cut out about 50 of them.

195. - Whatever. - Yeah.

196. - Hey, Col. - Yeah, Ry.

197. - Here's a little riddle for you. - All right.

198. What kind of bird always says the name of our next band?

199. Oh, I guess, a tern.

200. An Arctic tern?

201. And what sound does an Arctic tern make?

202. Backstreet Boys!

203. No.

204. No, Col.

205. That's wrong.

206. Well, why don't you tell us what's right?

207. I was thinking an owl.

208. Oh.

209. And, of course, when you think of The Who,

210. you think of their number one tune,

211. "Ms. Kitty Left Me So I'm Sleeping With My Horse."

212. Well, you might think that's the...

213. - Hey, Col. - Yeah, Ry.

214. Is that all the songs we have on this CD set?

215. Hey, if it was, it'd be a pretty short CD set.

216. - Hey. - Yeah.

217. What sound does a blackbird make?

218. I have no idea.

219. Opera.

220. - Opera? - Yeah.

221. - Opera? - Opera.

222. And we have a great opera song on this CD.

223. Really? A great opera song?

224. Yeah. And you know what?

225. - Because it's them warming up to do the song. Shh. It's opera.

226. It's on the CD. They can't hear us right now.

227. Oh, right.

228. But, anyway, they're warming up to sing that great song,

229. "Two Asses in a One-Horse Town."

230. We'll be right back on Whose Line Is It Anyway? Don't go away.

231. Welcome back to Whose Line Is It Anyway?

232. Brad Sherwood is the winner tonight.

233. - Brad Sherwood.

234. So, the rest of us are gonna do a game for you

235. called Irish Drinking Song with the help of Laura Hall.

236. Now, what happens in this game is,

237. we have to make up an Irish drinking song one line at a time

238. taking turns.

239. Marriage. College.

240. Marriage.

241. The marriage Irish drinking song.

242. Take it away, Laura Hall. One line at a time.

243. We'll be right back on Whose Line right after this. Don't go away.

244. Hey, everybody, welcome back to Whose Line Is It Anyway?

245. Tonight, we're gonna end the show

246. Uh, I want you guys to read the credits

247. while you're posing for the new

248. men of Whose Line calendar.

249. Thanks for watching, everybody. Goodnight.

250. Dan Patterson.

251. Tom Park.

252. - Steven Blum. - Denny Barry.

253. Julie Rhine.

254. Pete Sanfilipo.

255. You wish.

256. - What was that? - What was that?