Whose Line Is It Anyway? 4x9

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Greg Proops as Self • Tamera Mowry-Housley as Self

Tamera Mowry-Housley; comedian Greg Proops

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1. GOOD EVENING, EVERYBODY, AND WELCOME

2. TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?" ON TONIGHT'S SHOW —

3. THE BIG MAN ON CAMPUS — WAYNE BRADY.

4. HEAD OF THE CLASS — CHIP ESTEN.

5. SUMMA CUM LAUDE — COLIN MOCHRIE.

6. AND MR. SUMMER SCHOOL HIMSELF — RYAN STILES!

7. AND I'M YOUR HOST DREW CAREY.

8. COME ON DOWN. LET'S HAVE SOME FUN.

9. OH, MAN. HI.

10. OH, MAN.

11. WELCOME TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

12. THE SHOW WHERE EVERYTHING'S MADE UP

13. AND THE POINTS DON'T MATTER.

14. THAT'S RIGHT, THE POINTS ARE LIKE

15. WHAT THE CAST OF "BIG BROTHER" IS UP TO RIGHT NOW.

16. YOU DON'T WANT TO LISTEN TO ME YAPPING ALL NIGHT.

17. LET'S GET ON WITH THE SHOW.

18. WE'LL START WITH A GAME CALLED "HOLLYWOOD DIRECTOR."

19. THIS IS FOR ALL FOUR OF YOU.

20. RYAN, WAYNE, AND CHIP ARE GOING TO ACT OUT A FILM SCENE FOR US

21. AND COLIN IS GOING TO BE

22. THEIR TEMPERAMENTAL HOLLYWOOD DIRECTOR.

23. HERE'S YOUR NOTES. HE'S NEVER SEEN THESE BEFORE.

24. HE HAS TO GIVE THEM NOTES THAT WE'RE GOING TO GIVE HIM HERE,

25. AND HE'S GOING TO YELL "CUT" EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE

26. AFTER THEY GET STARTED

27. AND TELL THEM HOW TO MAKE THE SCENE BETTER.

28. THE SCENE THEY'RE GOING TO ACT OUT IS

29. RYAN IS AN INCOMPETENT WAITER...

30. WHO SPILLS SOMETHING

31. ON TEMPERAMENTAL SUPERMODEL WAYNE.

32. IT'S REALLY AMAZING HOW THE PRODUCERS

33. GET TO KNOW THE CAST THROUGHOUT THE SEASON.

34. CHIP IS HER ANGRY HUSBAND WHO COMES IN TO CONFRONT RYAN.

35. AND COLIN'S THE DIRECTOR. TAKE IT AWAY.

36. OH!

37. AAH!

38. OH.

39. MY DR-R-R-R-RESS!

40. I'M SORRY. THAT'S PUDDING.

41. THAT'S GOING TO BE HARD TO GET OUT.

42. YOU!

43. I'M SO SORRY.

44. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

45. STOP TOUCHING ME!

46. I ONLY WEIGH 80 POUNDS. IT HURTS.

47. I'M SO SORRY.

48. I'M SORRY, BABY. I WAS AT BAND PRACTICE.

49. I GOT HERE AS SOON AS I COULD.

50. DID YOU TOUCH HER?

51. OH, NO, I — AAH!

52. I'M SORRY.

53. THAT'S PLEATHER, MAN.

54. I AM SO SORRY. I AM JUST —

55. I-I FEEL SO BAD ABOUT THIS.

56. I SHOULD JUST QUIT. I'M NOT MUCH OF A WAITER.

57. I'M INCOMPETENT.

58. BUT YOU DO HAVE A CERTAIN BONE STRUCTURE.

59. YOU OUGHT TO BE A MODEL.

60. CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT!

61. IF THIS WAS CRAP, YOU'D NEED A LADDER TO GET THAT HIGH.

62. MY GOD! YOU'RE HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE!

63. YEAH, YOU SUCK, TOO.

64. BUT THINK. BE THE CHARAC—

65. YOU KNOW WHAT? MAYBE IF WE RIP OFF SOMETHING.

66. YES!

67. DO IT LIKE "THE EXORCIST."

68. YOU'RE POSSESSED, YOU'RE THE MOTHER,

69. AND YOU'RE A PRIEST.

70. ACTION!

71. YOU SPILLED COF—

72. YOU SPILLED COFFEE UPON MY BODY.

73. YOU SHOULD HAVE YOUR HEAD RAMMED UPSIDE YOUR INSIDES.

74. BE FREE!

75. DOMINE SANCTU DERENTIUM E PLURIBUS UNUM.

76. YOU HAVE TO HELP ME, PLEASE —

77. AW, SHUT UP.

78. CUT, CUT, CUT! THAT WAS SCARING ME.

79. I WASN'T SURE WHO I WAS.

80. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE MOTHER.

81. NICE PUKE, THOUGH.

82. I WAS SO SICK AT SEEING MY DAUGHTER POSSESSED.

83. IT'S THE MOST INTERESTING THING YOU'VE DONE ALL DAY.

84. ALL RIGHT, LET'S CONCENTR—

85. NEEDS A LITTLE BIT OF MOVEMENT.

86. LITTLE BIT OF MOVEMENT, YOU KNOW?

87. MOVEMENT.

88. SO WHY DON'T YOU DO IT LIKE YOU'RE DOING IT

89. ON AN OUT-OF-CONTROL MOVING WALKWAY?

90. ACTION!

91. IS SHE GOING —

92. I —

93. HONEY —

94. I AM SO SORRY.

95. YOU ARE GOING TO BE IN SOME —

96. ARE YOU — I'M —

97. I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING. I'M SORRY.

98. CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT.

99. CUT, CUT, CUT!

100. IT WAS A NICE TRY,

101. BUT IT JUST WASN'T ENERGETIC ENOUGH.

102. I WAS STILL PLAYING THE MOTHER.

103. YES, YOU WERE STILL THE MOTHER.

104. THAT WAS A NICE CHOICE.

105. ALL RIGHT, DO IT LIKE RODEO RIDERS.

106. ACTION!

107. WHOO! WHOO!

108. WHOO!

109. WHAT'D YOU DO TO MY WOMAN?

110. OH, GET OFF —

111. CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT!

112. MY GOD!

113. HE'S OVER 40!

114. YOU OKAY?

115. UH-HUH.

116. ALL RIGHT.

117. YOU KNOW, WE DON'T HAVE THE INSURANCE.

118. ALL RIGHT.

119. I'M SORRY.

120. I KNOW YOU'RE SORRY.

121. DO IT THIS WAY —

122. DO IT LIKE A PORN MOVIE FILLED WITH EXERCISE INSTRUCTORS.

123. IT'S PORN, SO I CAN LIE DOWN, RIGHT?

124. YES, YOU CAN. ACTION!

125. AH.

126. WHERE'S MY —

127. WHERE'S MY — OH!

128. YOU'VE GOT STUFF ALL OVER ME.

129. I GUESS I'VE GOT TO TAKE IT OFF.

130. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

131. I'M ALL RIGHT. I'M OKAY.

132. HEY, THAT DISK POPPED RIGHT BACK IN.

133. I BROKE RYAN.

134. "FASTER, FASTER, YOU FOOL, YOU FOOL."

135. THAT'S QUITE A SENSATION

136. WHEN THOSE VERTEBRAE RUB AGAINST EACH OTHER.

137. NO, THAT WAS REALLY HILARIOUS, MAN.

138. I'LL GIVE YOU 100 BUCKS TO DO IT AGAIN LATER ON.

139. BUT FOR NOW, 1,000 POINTS APIECE.

140. LET'S GO ON TO A GAME CALLED — HOW'S YOUR BACK, REALLY?

141. GOOD.

142. 'CAUSE I SAW YOU GO, LIKE...

143. NO, I WAS ACTUALLY SAYING,

144. "GET THE OFF! GET THE OFF!"

145. I DON'T KNOW IF WE CAN AIR THAT OR NOT,

146. BUT THAT'S WHAT I WAS SAYING.

147. I WASN'T SURE WHAT HE MEANT BY THAT.

148. HERE I THOUGHT YOU WERE YELLING,

149. "FASTER, FASTER, YOU FOOL, YOU FOOL,"

150. BUT I GUESS NOT.

151. OKAY, LET'S GO ON WITH A GAME CALLED "DUET."

152. THIS IS FOR CHIP AND WAYNE

153. WITH THE HELP OF LAURA HALL AND LINDA TAYLOR.

154. AND I'LL COME RIGHT OVER HERE.

155. MA'AM, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

156. SHAUNA.

157. SHAUNA. WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING, SHAUNA?

158. EXOTIC ANIMAL TRAINER AND HANDLER.

159. YOU'RE AN EXOTIC ANIMAL PER— COME ON DOWN HERE, SHAUNA.

160. THIS IS SHAUNA.

161. SORRY.

162. WE APOLOGIZE.

163. SHAUNA SAYS SHE'S AN EXOTIC ANIMAL HANDLER.

164. YOU'RE NOT JUST, LIKE, A STRIPPER WITH A SNAKE ACT?

165. YOU REALLY HAVE —

166. YOU'RE GOING TO BE SINGING TO SHAUNA,

167. THE EXOTIC ANIMAL HANDLER AND TRAINER,

168. AND I WANT YOU TO SING IT USING SPEED METAL

169. LIKE METALLICA, THAT KIND OF THING.

170. TAKE IT AWAY WHENEVER YOU'RE READY.

171. OH, NO.

172. THANK YOU, SHAUNA.

173. COME HERE. COME HERE. COME HERE. COME HERE.

174. COME HERE. COME HERE.

175. ALL RIGHT. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "WHOSE LINE"

176. RIGHT AFTER THIS. DON'T GO AWAY.

177. WELCOME BACK TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

178. THE SHOW WHERE EVERYTHING'S MADE UP

179. AND THE POINTS DON'T MATTER. REMEMBER, FOLKS,

180. I JUST WANT TO REMIND YOU THESE FOLKS ARE PROFESSIONALS.

181. IF YOU WANT TO TRY THIS AT HOME,

182. DON'T SEND YOUR STUPID VIDEOTAPES TO US.

183. LET'S GET ON WITH A GAME CALLED "SONG TITLES."

184. THIS IS FOR ALL FOUR OF YOU. CHIP AND WAYNE...

185. ARE STARTING.

186. THEY'RE MOANING 'CAUSE THIS IS A VERY DIFFICULT GAME TO PLAY,

187. BUT IT'S A GREAT PARTY GAME IF YOU WANT TO PLAY IT AT HOME,

188. IF YOU EVER HAVE A PARTY. IT'S CALLED "SONG TITLES."

189. WHAT HAPPENS IS THEY HAVE TO SPEAK WITH EACH OTHER

190. AND CARRY ON A CONVERSATION,

191. BUT THEY CAN ONLY SPEAK IN SONG TITLES.

192. THAT'S ALL THEY'RE ALLOWED TO DO.

193. HAS TO BE THE TITLE, NOT A LYRIC.

194. IF I HEAR A LYRIC, I'M GOING TO BUZZ YOU OUT.

195. AND THEN THE OTHER PERSON TAKES OVER.

196. AND THEN THE OTHER PERSON TAKES THEIR PLACE —

197. THE SCENE IS

198. YOU'RE AT A POLICE STATION ON A BUSY SATURDAY NIGHT.

199. SONG TITLES ONLY.

200. STOP! IN THE NAME OF LOVE.

201. I SHOT THE SHERIFF.

202. GUILTY.

203. WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE.

204. THERE WE GO.

205. CHAINS.

206. BAD GIRL.

207. JANIE'S GOT A GUN.

208. REALLY?

209. ANOTHER SATURDAY NIGHT.

210. AH.

211. THEME FROM "S.W.A.T."

212. OOPS! I DID IT AGAIN.

213. LOVE TO LOVE YOU, BABY.

214. HAPPINESS IS A WARM GUN.

215. COLD AS ICE.

216. YIPPEE-AY-OH!

217. OH...

218. NO WAY OUT.

219. DIG A PONY.

220. AH.

221. THEME FROM "SHAFT."

222. JAILHOUSE ROCK.

223. OH!

224. ROCK OF AGES.

225. AND SHE STONED ME.

226. THRILLER.

227. BAD.

228. BEAT IT.

229. HELLO.

230. BYE BYE BYE.

231. I AM THE WALRUS.

232. MRS. JONES.

233. IT'S "ME AND MRS. JONES."

234. OKAY, WELL, IT'S US, THEN.

235. WHAT'S NEW, PUSSYCAT?

236. WHEN YOU WISH UPON A STAR.

237. BLUE SUEDE SHOES.

238. NICE PANTS.

239. "NICE PANTS."

240. "NICE PANTS." 1,000 POINTS FOR THAT ONE.

241. THAT WAS REALLY FUNNY.

242. LET'S GO ON TO A GAME — OH, MY GOD, I LOVE THIS GAME.

243. "SCENES FROM A HAT."

244. WHAT WE'VE DONE IS, BEFORE EVERY SHOW,

245. WE ASK THE AUDIENCE TO WRITE DOWN SUGGESTIONS

246. FOR DIFFERENT SCENES THEY'D LIKE TO SEE OUR PERFORMERS ACT OUT.

247. WE PUT THE GOOD ONES IN THIS HAT

248. AND SEE HOW MANY THEY CAN DO HERE.

249. I'LL PULL THEM OUT OF THE HAT AT RANDOM, STARTING WITH...

250. HA HA HA.

251. "TIMES WHEN YOU'D LIKE TO SAY,

252. 'LET'S SEE THAT AGAIN IN SLOW MOTION.'"

253. ALL RIGHT.

254. "BAD TIMES TO ASK HER FOR SEX."

255. YOU WERE FANTASTIC. YOU REALLY WERE.

256. SAY, WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX?

257. I'M AWFULLY SORRY ABOUT YOUR LOSS, SISTER JENKINS.

258. ALL RIGHTY.

259. "BAD NAMES FOR PERFUME."

260. I CALL IT...

261. "LIKE ASS."

262. YOU KNOW YOU'LL GET LUCKY WHEN YOU'RE WEARING EAU DE PORK.

263. NICE PANTS — THE SMELL OF CORDUROY.

264. ALL RIGHT.

265. UH, "WHAT YOUR DOGS THINK AND DO

266. WHEN YOU LEAVE THEM ALONE IN THE HOUSE."

267. OKAY, 2's ARE WILD.

268. "UNUSUAL CASES FOR THE FBI."

269. SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT THE, UH...

270. CAT AND THE FIDDLE RAN AWAY TOGETHER?

271. I'M TELLING YOU.

272. ALL RIGHT.

273. SO YOUR PIZZA TOOK LONGER THAN 30 MINUTES

274. AND THEY DIDN'T GET IT RIGHT?

275. YEAH — NO.

276. "WORLD'S WORST CATCH PHRASES."

277. "WORLD'S WORST CATCH PHRASES."

278. NI-I-ICE PANTS!

279. "IF PEOPLE BROKE INTO SONG IN REAL LIFE."

280. HOW YOU DOING?

281. HEY —

282. ALL RIGHTY.

283. "DIFFICULT QUE—"

284. "DIFFICULT QUESTIONS FOR MOMMY TO ANSWER."

285. GO AHEAD.

286. GO AHEAD.

287. NO, LET'S SEE IT.

288. MOMMY,

289. HOW COME NO ONE LOOKS LIKE ME ON "FRIENDS"?

290. I SAID "DIFFICULT QUESTIONS."

291. MOMMY, HOW COME NO ONE LOOKS LIKE ME ON "FRIENDS"?

292. IF YOU WERE PAYING ATTENTION, I SAID "DIFFICULT QUESTIONS."

293. THERE'S NOBODY BALD — ALL RIGHT.

294. I'M ADORABLE.

295. YES, YOU ARE.

296. YOU LOOKED BETTER BEFORE YOU LOST YOUR ERECTION.

297. ALL RIGHT, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK,

298. FIND OUT WHO THE WINNER IS. DON'T GO AWAY.

299. HEY, WELCOME BACK TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

300. TONIGHT'S WINNER — WAYNE BRADY.

301. BUT THAT'S OKAY, 'CAUSE THE REST OF US

302. ARE GOING TO DO OUR FAVORITE GAME IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD —

303. "HOEDOWN"! YEAH!

304. "HOEDOWN," WITH LAURA HALL ON THE PIANO. LAURA HALL!

305. WHAT I NEED FROM THE AUDIENCE IS A SUGGESTION

306. OF SOMETHING YOU WANT TO KEEP SECRET.

307. YOUR MOTHER IS A DRUNK.

308. SOUNDS GREAT.

309. THE DRUNK MOTHER HOEDOWN, WITH LAURA HALL ON THE PIANO.

310. THE DRUNK MOTHER HOEDOWN.

311. YEE-HA!

312. WOW!

313. YES!

314. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "WHOSE LINE" RIGHT AFTER THIS.

315. DON'T GO AWAY.

316. HEY, WELCOME BACK TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

317. TONIGHT WE'RE GOING TO END THE SHOW WITH RYAN AND CHIP

318. AS TWO COMPETING VENTRILOQUISTS,

319. AND WAYNE AND COLIN ARE THEIR DUMMIES.

320. TAKE IT AWAY.

321. WELL, FIRST LET ME SAY HOW HAPPY WE ARE TO BE HERE TONIGHT.

322. DAN PATTERSON, EXECUTIVE PRODUCER.

323. JIMMY MULVILLE. MARK LEVESON.

324. HA HA HA HA.

325. HA HA HA HA HA.

326. OH, BOY.

327. HEY, WE GOT A GREAT CROWD TONIGHT.

328. HARVE LEVINE. RON WEST.

329. GET YOUR HAND OUT OF MY BUTT.

330. GET YOUR HAND OUT OF MY BUTT.

331. UH-OH. UH-OH.

332. CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY ABC, INC. AND WARNER BROS. INC.