Whose Line Is It Anyway? 4x8

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Joey Fatone as Self • Jeff Bryan Davis as Self

Joey Fatone; comedian Jeff Davis.

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1. GOOD EVENING, EVERYBODY,

2. AND WELCOME TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

3. ON TONIGHT'S SHOW — PUCKER UP — WAYNE BRADY.

4. COME ON, GIVE ME A SMOOCH — KATHY GREENWOOD.

5. COME ON, PLANT A BIG WET ONE ON ME — COLIN MOCHRIE.

6. AND, HEY, NO TONGUES — RYAN STILES.

7. AND I AM YOUR HOST DREW CAREY.

8. COME ON DOWN. LET'S HAVE SOME FUN.

9. OH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. GOD BLESS YOU.

10. THANKS FOR COMING TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?" —

11. THE SHOW WHERE EVERYTHING IS MADE UP

12. AND THE POINTS DON'T MATTER.

13. THAT'S RIGHT. THEY DON'T MATTER AT ALL.

14. THE POINTS ARE LIKE OKTOBERFEST IN ISRAEL.

15. THAT'S RIGHT. WE'RE GOING TO START OFF THE SHOW

16. WITH A GAME CALLED "HOLLYWOOD DIRECTOR."

17. RYAN, KATHY, AND WAYNE ARE GOING TO ACT OUT A FILM SCENE.

18. COLIN'S GOING TO BE THE DIRECTOR WHO KEEPS GIVING THE ACTORS

19. DIFFERENT NOTES — RIGHT HERE IN THIS ENVELOPE.

20. WHICH HE'S NEVER SEEN BEFORE. THERE YOU GO, COLIN.

21. AND THE SCENE IS... KATHY IS AN IMPATIENT CUSTOMER

22. WHO PULLS INTO RYAN'S GAS STATION,

23. WHERE HE IS PUMPING GAS.

24. WAYNE IS A THIEF WHO HAS COME TO ROB THEM.

25. WHY I GOT TO BE THE THIEF?

26. I DON'T KNOW.

27. I THINK —

28. YOU KNOW, MAYBE YOU SHOULD COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS.

29. IF THIS WAS NBC, YOU PROBABLY WOULDN'T EVEN BE ON THIS SHOW.

30. AM I LYING? IF I'M LYING, CALL THE CO—

31. OKAY, GO AHEAD.

32. I DON'T KNOW WHY THIS IS TAKING YOU SO LONG.

33. WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO FILL HER UP?

34. I'VE SAID YES TO THAT QUESTION 15 TIMES.

35. HOW ABOUT THE CAR?

36. LOOK, IT'S NO SECRET THAT I FIND YOU —

37. POOF!

38. HELP! HELP!

39. OW! STOP IT.

40. GIVE ME ALL THE... GAS.

41. CUT! CUT! CUT! CUT! CUT!

42. WHAT WAS THAT?

43. THAT WASN'T IN THE SCRIPT. NO IMPROVISING!

44. SORRY.

45. ALL RIGHT. AS THE FRENCH WOULD SAY, CRAPé.

46. GOT ANY PROBLEMS WITH MY SPIT?

47. JUST GIVE ME A SECOND TO LOOK AT MY NOTES.

48. YES! YES, WE NEED...

49. THIS STUFF, SO DO IT LIKE INSULT COMICS.

50. JUST INSULT, LIKE INSULT COMICS.

51. INSULT, LIKE — ACTION!

52. FILL HER UP WITH ETHYL? YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE LUCY.

53. YOU KNOW, I'M TELLING YOU.

54. I DON'T KNOW WHY THIS HAS TO TAKE SO LONG.

55. LOOKS LIKE YOU BLEW YOUR TIRE,

56. AMONG OTHER THINGS. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

57. BZZ! CLICK.

58. HAVE YOU FOLKS EVER NOTICED THAT HE LOOKS LIKE A GIRAFFE

59. WITH THREE LEGS MISSING?

60. THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING. THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.

61. YOU EVER NOTICE — YOU EVER NOTICE

62. THAT THEY CAN'T DANCE?

63. THEY GOT NO RHYTHM, AND THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT LIKE THAT?

64. HEH HEH HEH HEH!

65. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY.

66. CUT! CUT! CUT! CUT! CUT! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

67. YOU'RE SO NEGATIVE.

68. OH, WHAT'S NEGATIVE? YOU HAD THE INSULT PART DOWN.

69. THE COMIC WAS GONE. ALL RIGHT, WHAT YOU NEED —

70. LET'S DO A LITTLE EXERCISE HERE.

71. OKAY, YOU'RE TARZAN. JANE. CHEETAH. YOU HEARD ME. CHEETAH.

72. LET'S DO IT. ACTION!

73. THIS IS TAKING SO —

74. TELL ME WHY THIS IS TAKING SO LONG.

75. TARZAN NO PUMP GAS.

76. GAS COME FROM CITY. TARZAN NO PUMP.

77. TARZAN —

78. BZZ!

79. POOF!

80. WHEN CHEETAH START SAYING "POOF"?

81. AAH!

82. CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT!

83. WE CAN'T HAVE THAT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

84. LET'S CONCENTRATE. OKAY.

85. YOU KNOW WHAT? WE NEED A LITTLE VIOLENCE,

86. A LITTLE ACTION. DO IT LIKE JERRY SPRINGER GUESTS.

87. YOU'RE STILL TARZAN. YOU'RE STILL JANE.

88. YOU'RE STILL CHEETAH.

89. ALL RIGHT, I WANT TO KNOW WHY THIS IS TAKING SO LONG!

90. TARZAN KEEP THINKING OF MOTHER WHO WAS SISTER.

91. TARZAN NO LEAVE TRAILER.

92. TARZAN NO LEAVE TRAILER TO GO TO CITY.

93. 1,000 POINTS.

94. WHAT'S THAT?

95. IT'S YOUR TRICORDER?

96. 1,000 POINTS.

97. I'M TRYING TO WORK IT OUT

98. WHERE I DON'T HAVE TO SHOW UP AT ALL.

99. DAMN CLOSE.

100. WE'RE GOING TO MISS YOU, LEWIS.

101. LET'S GO ON TO A GAME CALLED "LIVING SCENERY."

102. THIS IS FOR ALL FOUR OF YOU. RYAN AND COLIN...

103. YOU'RE GOING TO ACT OUT A SCENE FOR US,

104. AND DURING THE SCENE THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE TO USE

105. A NUMBER OF PROPS, BUT SINCE THEY DON'T HAVE ANY REAL PROPS,

106. WAYNE AND KATHY ARE GOING TO STAND IN

107. TO BECOME THE VARIOUS PROPS IN THE SCENE.

108. SO, RYAN AND COLIN, YOUR SCENE IS

109. GETTING UP AND GOING THROUGH YOUR MORNING ROUTINE.

110. YOU KNOW, WHEN WE GET OUT OF BED?

111. AHH. GOOD MORNING.

112. OH, I DIDN'T HEAR THE ALARM GO OFF.

113. YEAH, I'VE GOT TO HURRY.

114. I'M GOING TO GO HAVE A QUICK SHOWER.

115. HEY...

116. MAKE SURE TO SAVE SOME WATER FOR ME.

117. I WANT THAT PULSATING —

118. OH, BOY. BIG DAY TODAY.

119. MY BLOW DRYER'S BROKEN.

120. IS IT?

121. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS SHIRT.

122. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

123. I DON'T KNOW.

124. LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR. SEE WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.

125. BLING!

126. THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH THIS MIRROR.

127. HEY, YOU WANT SOME WAFFLES THIS MORNING?

128. LET ME PUT SOME IN THE TOASTER.

129. CLICK THAT SIDE DOWN. OH, THIS ONE'S DONE.

130. OH...

131. JUST THE WAY I LIKE IT.

132. COME ON, WE HAVEN'T GOT MUCH TIME.

133. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? OH.

134. AHH... NOTHING LIKE A GOOD WORKOUT IN THE MORNING, HUH?

135. YEAH.

136. BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!

137. THAT'S OUR CAR TELLING US WE SHOULD DRIVE IT.

138. OH, YOU GO AHEAD. I'M —

139. I'M GOING TO TAKE THE MOPED.

140. ARE YOU?

141. SO, NOW EVERYBODY IN AMERICA HAS A NEW GAME

142. TO PLAY WITH THEIR WIFE CALLED "SHOWER."

143. THAT'S REALLY GOOD.

144. OR MOPED.

145. OR MOPED. YEAH.

146. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU CAUGHT THAT PULSATING ACTION. THOSE —

147. THAT WAS GREAT.

148. HEY, HONEY, LET'S PLAY SHOWER TONIGHT BEFORE WE —

149. 1,000 POINTS. 1,000 POINTS.

150. 1,000 POINTS.

151. OH, GOT TO REWIND, DO YOU?

152. YEAH.

153. LET'S MOVE ON TO A GAME CALLED

154. "3-HEADED BROADWAY STAR."

155. "3-HEADED BROADWAY STAR" IS FOR WY—

156. UH, WAYNE, RYAN, AND COLIN.

157. WAYNE, RYAN, AND COLIN — "3-HEADED BROADWAY STAR."

158. HEY, UH... WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

159. KATIE.

160. KATIE? COME ON DOWN HERE, KATIE.

161. THIS IS KATIE, EVERYBODY.

162. YOU'RE GOING TO BE SINGING A BROADWAY LOVE SONG TO HER.

163. YOU'RE GOING TO BE SINGING A BROADWAY LOVE SONG TO KATIE.

164. NOW, THIS SECTION OVER HERE, FILL IN A SENTENCE FOR ME.

165. "YOU'VE GOT A BEAUTIFUL..." WHAT?

166. EARLOBE. WE'LL USE EARLOBE. WE'LL USE YOURS — EARLOBE —

167. 'CAUSE THAT WAS THE FIRST ONE.

168. "YOU'VE GOT A BEAUTIFUL EARLOBE."

169. AND THEY'RE GOING TO DO THIS WITH THE HELP OF LAURA HALL

170. AND LINDA TAYLOR. WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN IS

171. THEY'RE GOING TO SING A SONG — A BROADWAY LOVE SONG —

172. ONE WORD AT A TIME. THEY'RE GOING TO MAKE IT UP,

173. AND IT'S CALLED "YOU'VE GOT A BEAUTIFUL EARLOBE" —

174. THE HIT BROADWAY MUSICAL WITH THE HELP OF LAURA HALL

175. AND LINDA TAYLOR. TAKE IT AWAY WHENEVER YOU'RE READY.

176. THANK YOU, KATIE. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

177. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "WHOSE LINE" RIGHT AFTER THIS.

178. DON'T GO AWAY. THANK YOU.

179. MY ASS, MY ASS, MY ASS, MY ASS, MY A—

180. THANK YOU.

181. HEY, WELCOME BACK TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?" —

182. THE SHOW WHERE EVERYTHING'S MADE UP

183. AND THE POINTS DON'T MATTER.

184. I JUST WANT TO GIVE A LITTLE PLUG TO COLIN.

185. HE HAS A NEW MOVIE COMING OUT.

186. OH, REALLY?

187. YEAH, IT'S A TOWNSEND MOVIE.

188. IT'S ACTUALLY A NEW TV SHOW. IT'S A CROSS BETWEEN

189. "WHERE IN THE WORLD IS CARMEN SANDIEGO?" AND "HAIR."

190. IT'S CALLED —

191. GOT TO SEE THAT ONE.

192. IT'S CALLED "WHERE IN THE WORLD IS MY HAIR?" HEY!

193. WE'LL MOVE ON WITH THE SHOW,

194. WITH A GAME CALLED "HELPING HANDS."

195. THIS IS FOR RYAN AND COLIN AND KATHY.

196. UH...

197. RYAN AND KATHY ARE GOING TO ACT OUT A SCENE,

198. EXCEPT RYAN CAN'T USE HIS OWN ARMS.

199. COLIN WILL BE HIS ARMS FOR HIM.

200. I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE THIS.

201. ME TOO.

202. THE SCENE IS

203. RYAN AND KATHY ARE TWO YOUNG ITALIAN LOVERS.

204. RYAN HAS INVITED KATHY OVER FOR A ROMANTIC MEAL

205. SO HE CAN PROPOSE TO HER.

206. YOUNG LOVERS, AND IT'S NOT MY HANDS, RIGHT?

207. RIGHT.

208. OKAY, WHENEVER YOU'RE READY, GO AHEAD AND START.

209. I'M SO HAPPY YOU CAME TODAY.

210. YOU HAVE THE SKIN OF A BABY'S BOTTOM.

211. SO SOFT, SO SMOOTH,

212. MUCH LIKE MY OWN SKIN.

213. JUST SOFT LIKE YOUR SKIN.

214. I AM SO EXCITED FOR THIS MEAL.

215. YOU KNOW, THIS IS THE FORM OF SEDUCTION.

216. TELL ME ABOUT IT.

217. LET US POUR A LITTLE CHAMPAGNE FIRST.

218. MAYBE A LITTLE PEPPER IN IT TO SPICE THINGS UP.

219. OH, MAYBE I'LL DO THE POP SOUND MYSELF.

220. THERE WE GO.

221. AAH.

222. GLASSES. JUST A LITTLE BIT FOR YOU, MY DEAR.

223. OOH, THERE. CAREFUL.

224. AND A LITTLE BIT FOR ME, OKAY.

225. NOT A TOAST?

226. I'M SORRY? A TOAST?

227. TO OUR LOVE.

228. TO YOUR BEAUTY.

229. OH, I CAN HARDLY DRINK TO SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

230. I'M SORRY. I'M A BIT OF A SLOB.

231. IT'S ALL RIGHT. I CANNOT HELP.

232. I CANNOT WAIT. I SEE A PRESENT —

233. OH, YOU SHOULD NOT LOOK. YOU SHOULD NOT LOOK.

234. CLOSE YOUR EYES. TURN AROUND.

235. I'M SORRY MY HANDS SO WET.

236. IT'S A LITTLE PRESENT FOR YOU. HERE, TAKE IT NOW.

237. I GOT YOU.

238. HOW DO I LOOK?

239. I SHOULD HAVE GOT ONE FOR YOU, TOO.

240. OH. WE CAN USE THAT LATER.

241. YES, BUT FIRST WE MUST EAT THE FOOD OF LOVE.

242. I'VE NEVER EATEN ONE OF THESE.

243. LET IT SLIDE.

244. OHH.

245. ALL I CAN SAY IS I HOPE IT'S THE RIGHT SEASON.

246. NO, NO.

247. OH, I DON'T THINK I WANT ANOTHER.

248. OH, NO.

249. YOU MUST HAVE ONE.

250. LET IT SLIDE DOWN YOUR THROAT.

251. DON'T EAT IT. JUST LIKE THAT. OHH.

252. FEELING SEXY?

253. FEELING SEXY?

254. FEELING SEXY, YEAH.

255. THAT IS ONE BIG OYSTER.

256. LET'S MAKE —

257. I HOPE I HEAR THOSE WORDS AGAIN TONIGHT.

258. OH, BABY, YES, SO DO I.

259. NOW LET'S HAVE THE FOOD TO WASH THAT DOWN WITH.

260. A LITTLE PASTA... A LITTLE PASTA

261. AND A LITTLE SAUCE.

262. OH, OH, I GOT IT MYSELF.

263. USUALLY I ASK THE GIRLS TO GET IT FOR ME.

264. IT'S TOO TIGHT, BUT TODAY I OPENED IT.

265. OH, YOU'RE SO RECKLESS. OHH!

266. WHY DON'T I JUST MIX THAT UP?

267. I DON'T THINK IT'S MIXED ENOUGH YET.

268. I'M GOING TO GET DOWN INTO IT

269. BECAUSE I LOVE THE FEEL OF IT UNDERNEATH MY NAILS.

270. I'M GOING TO MIX UP THIS SPAGHETTI.

271. MMM, MAYBE A LITTLE WHIPPED CREAM ON TOP?

272. I CANNOT —

273. A LITTLE BIT. I CAN'T GRAB. MY HANDS ARE SO SLIPPERY.

274. OHH. LITTLE BIT. OH, A LITTLE MORE.

275. A LITTLE MORE.

276. AND A LITTLE FOR ME, A LITTLE...

277. WE'LL MIX IT UP.

278. I CAN HARDLY WAIT. OH, NO.

279. THE WAY YOU PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD —

280. I WANT YOU TO PLAY WITH ME.

281. BUT I WOULD LOVE YOU

282. TO HAVE THE FIRST BITE.

283. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. OHH.

284. YOU DO NOT LOVE ME ENOUGH TO HAVE THE FIRST BITE?

285. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

286. I SHOOT IT IN YOUR MOUTH.

287. OPEN YOUR MOUTH. HERE IT COMES.

288. I THINK WE CAN ONLY SHARE IT.

289. THAT WILL PROVE THE LOVE.

290. OH, LIKE THE PUPPY SONG.

291. LIKE THE PUPPY...

292. OH, LIKE THE LITTLE PUPPY SONG...

293. WOW.

294. DOCTOR, HOW WAS THE OPERATION?

295. IS HE GOING TO LIVE?

296. IT WAS JUST TONSILS.

297. IT'S LIKE A BUFFET. I COULDN'T STOP.

298. YOU KNOW, JUST FOR OLD TIME'S SAKE...

299. MY ASS, MY ASS, MY ASS, MY ASS, MY ASS...

300. YAY!

301. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "WHOSE LINE"

302. RIGHT AFTER THIS. DON'T GO AWAY.

303. HELLO. WELCOME BACK.

304. WELCOME BACK TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

305. KATHY GREENWOOD'S THE WINNER TONIGHT.

306. KATHY GREENWOOD. THANK YOU, KATHY.

307. AND WE'RE GOING TO PLAY A GAME FOR YOU CALLED "PROPS,"

308. AND WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN IS

309. RYAN AND I ARE GOING TO TAKE A PROP.

310. LET'S HAVE OUR PROP.

311. THAT'S IT, HUH?

312. YEP.

313. OKEY-DOKEY. AND YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO TAKE THE OTHER PROP.

314. WE'RE GOING TO COME,

315. AND WE HAVE TO THINK OF AS MANY IDEAS FOR THESE PROPS AS WE CAN.

316. AND, UH, STARTING WITH, UH...

317. WAYNE AND COLIN.

318. OH, NO. OH, NO.

319. STARTING WITH WAYNE AND COLIN. GO AHEAD.

320. AAH!

321. HEY!

322. SHARK!

323. AAH!

324. MOM, SHE BROKE MY HEART.

325. OHH.

326. UH, MAYBE YOU'VE SEEN ME IN "BUG'S LIFE."

327. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I'M OUT? I'M NOT OUT! YOU'RE OUT!

328. YOU'RE CRAZY! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

329. HOLD ON, BABY, WE'RE GOING TO RIP THIS TOWN UP!

330. WHOO!

331. GRANDPA, YOUR CRUTCHES LOOK REALLY WEIRD.

332. SET SAIL, MR. CHRISTIAN!

333. YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT THE ALPS

334. WOULD BE A LITTLE MORE IMPRESSIVE.

335. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BEAT ME, MR. HARE.

336. WE'RE HERE TODAY TO BURY BUGS BUNNY.

337. UHH!

338. WAH.

339. I DON'T —

340. WAH. WAH. WAH.

341. I DO DECLARE,

342. WHY DON'T YOU PUSH ME, BARTHOLOMEW?

343. I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M HAVING DREW'S BABY.

344. OH, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK

345. WITH MORE "WHOSE LINE" RIGHT AFTER THIS.

346. DON'T GO AWAY.

347. WELCOME BACK TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

348. READING THE CREDITS FOR US TONIGHT

349. WILL BE KATHY.

350. KATHY, YOU'RE GOING TO BE READING THE CREDITS

351. WHILE EVERYBODY TAKES A SHOWER.

352. THANKS FOR WATCHING, EVERYBODY. GOOD NIGHT.

353. DEVELOPED FOR TELEVISION BY... WELL, YOU KNOW.

354. WHO REALLY CARES WHEN YOU'RE TAKING A SHOWER?

355. BUT IT'S PRODUCED BY TOM PARK,

356. HOSTED BY DREW CAREY. WOULD YOU LIKE THE PULSE?

357. OH, YEAH.

358. ASSOCIATE DIRECTOR. THANK YOU.

359. COSTUME DESIGNER JULIE RHINE.

360. STAGEHAND — WHO CARES?

361. CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY ABC, INC. AND WARNER BROS. INC.