Whose Line Is It Anyway? 4x4

Directed by

Yvette Nicole Brown as Self • Gary Anthony Williams as Self

Guests: comedian Gary Anthony Williams; actress Yvette Nicole Brown. Games Performed: Hollywood director, duet, scenes from a hat and helping hands

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Subtitle languages: English • Spanish • Brazilian Portuguese

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1. GOOD EVENING, EVERYBODY,

2. AND WELCOME TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

3. ON TONIGHT'S SHOW —

4. AW, JEEZ, IT'S WAYNE BRADY.

5. GEE WHILLIKERS, IT'S KATHY GREENWOOD.

6. CRIMINEY PETE, IT'S COLIN MOCHRIE.

7. AND HOLY SH... AVING CREAM, IT'S RYAN STILES.

8. I'M YOUR HOST DREW CAREY.

9. COME ON DOWN, LET'S HAVE SOME FUN.

10. HOLY SHAVING CREAM.

11. WELCOME TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?",

12. THE SHOW WHERE EVERYTHING'S MADE UP

13. AND THE POINTS DON'T MATTER.

14. THAT'S RIGHT, THE POINTS ARE LIKE A WICKER BEDPAN.

15. THEY DON'T MATTER. LET'S GET STARTED

16. WITH A GAME CALLED "QUESTIONS ONLY."

17. KATHY AND WAYNE, YOU'RE GOING TO START A SCENE,

18. BUT YOU CAN ONLY SPEAK IN QUESTIONS.

19. THIS IS ALSO A GREAT PARTY GAME.

20. IF YOU'RE EVER AT A PARTY, THERE'S NO BOOZE OR CHICKS...

21. AND WHAT HAPPENS IS

22. THEY TRY TO STAY OUT HERE AS LONG AS THEY CAN

23. ONLY SPEAKING IN QUESTIONS, AND IF THEY MESS UP,

24. I BUZZ THEM OUT AND THE OTHER ONE TAKES THEIR PLACE.

25. TRYING TO SEE WHO CAN STAY OUT HERE THE LONGEST.

26. THE SCENE IS A ROMANCE BREAKS OUT

27. AT A LUXURIOUS EUROPEAN HEALTH SPA.

28. TAKE IT AWAY.

29. HAVE YOU SEEN MY TOWEL?

30. IS THIS YOURS?

31. ISN'T THIS TEENY?

32. CAN YOU ALWAYS DO THAT?

33. WOULD YOU BE MINE?

34. ARE YOU ASKING ME TO BE YOURS?

35. WOULD YOU STAY WITH ME IN THIS SPA FOREVER?

36. WOULD YOU NEVER LEAVE ME?

37. DO YOU WANT A MASSAGE?

38. WOULD YOU RUB MY NECK?

39. ARE YOU REALLY A MAN?

40. HOW DID YOU KNOW?

41. I'M SORRY, THAT'S MY MISTAKE. KEEP ON GOING.

42. DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING?

43. ARE YOU JUST TRYING TO FIND A WAY TO GET OUT OF HERE NOW?

44. DO I LOOK LIKE I WANT TO STAY?

45. DO YOU NOT LOVE ME BECAUSE I'M A MAN?

46. I DON'T KNOW.

47. NOW YOU CAN BUZZ.

48. WOULD YOU LIKE A TOWEL?

49. DO YOU HAVE AN EXTRA LARGE?

50. WOULD THIS DO THE TRICK?

51. CAN YOU GUESS WHICH PART OF EUROPE I AM FROM?

52. WHAT DO I GET IF I GUESS CORRECTLY?

53. WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW.

54. DID YOU SEE AN ODD-LOOKING WOMAN

55. WALK THROUGH HERE A FEW SECONDS AGO?

56. ARE YOU STILL ON THAT?

57. WHERE'S THE MANAGER?

58. I DON'T KNOW.

59. COMME çA VA?

60. QUé?

61. ARE YOU THE MAN OFFERING FREE MASSAGES?

62. WANT ONE?

63. DO I?

64. DO YOU WORK OUT MUCH?

65. WHY ARE YOUR HANDS SO SOFT?

66. WOULD YOU BELIEVE THAT'S NOT MY HAND?

67. WOULD IT BE WRONG OF ME TO USE THE WORD "LOWER"?

68. HAVE YOU EVER FELT IN THIS WAY?

69. WHAT DID YOU SAY?

70. CAN YOU STILL LOVE ME?

71. COULD YOU TAKE THEM OUT AGAIN?

72. CAN'T YOU SEE THAT'S THE WAY I PREFER YOU?

73. 1,000 FOR EVERYBODY BUT WAYNE. HEY, THANKS FOR THIS, BUDDY...

74. THANKS FOR THAT VISUAL.

75. I HAVE ENOUGH TROUBLE FALLING ASLEEP AT NIGHT.

76. I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT, BABY.

77. YEAH.

78. OKAY, NEXT WE'RE GOING ON TO A GAME CALLED "SOUND EFFECTS."

79. THIS IS FOR RYAN AND COLIN. COME ON DOWN HERE,

80. RYAN AND COLIN. COME OVER HERE.

81. WHAT'S YOUR NAME, PLEASE?

82. RUTH.

83. NICE TO MEET YOU, RUTH.

84. COME UP HERE, SAY HELLO TO RYAN AND COLIN.

85. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

86. LISA.

87. LISA?

88. LISA.

89. OKAY, COME ON DOWN HERE, LISA.

90. SAY HI TO RYAN

91. AND COLIN.

92. RUTH AND LISA, I WANT YOU TO STAND RIGHT HERE,

93. RIGHT ON TOP OF THIS THING HERE.

94. HERE'S A MICROPHONE FOR YOU. HERE'S A MICROPHONE FOR YOU.

95. WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN,

96. RUTH, YOU'RE GOING TO DO SOUND EFFECTS FOR COLIN

97. DURING THE SCENE, AND, LISA,

98. YOU'RE GOING TO DO SOUND EFFECTS FOR RYAN.

99. WHOO!

100. AND THEY'RE GOING TO DO A SCENE —

101. YOU'RE GOING TO DO SOUND EFFECTS FOR THEM.

102. THE SCENE IS,

103. THERE ARE TWO AMERICAN G.I.s ATTEMPTING THE GREAT ESCAPE

104. FROM A WWII GERMAN PRISONER OF WAR CAMP,

105. A WORLD WAR II GERMAN PRISONER OF WAR CAMP.

106. SO TAKE IT AWAY WHENEVER YOU'RE READY.

107. I'M SICK OF THIS PLACE, I TELL YA, SICK.

108. 4:00.

109. TIME TO ESCAPE.

110. RIGHT.

111. I HAVE A PLAN.

112. ALL RIGHT.

113. YOU WANT TO HEAR IT?

114. YES.

115. SORRY, I —

116. WHAT?

117. I SHOULD NEVER HAVE

118. THE THREE-BEAN SALAD.

119. COME ON, LET'S GET TO IT.

120. THE SUN'S GONNA BE COMING UP.

121. I'LL OPEN THE DOOR...

122. RIGHT.

123. TURN OFF THE SPRINKLER...

124. YES. THEN WE'LL RUN BY THE GATE...

125. RIGHT.

126. DIG UNDERNEATH AND RUN.

127. I CAN JUST BARELY HEAR YOU.

128. LET ME JUST TURN OFF THE RADIO...

129. AND LET'S HOPE THAT ONLY THE SOUND EFFECTS THAT HAPPEN

130. ONCE WE PROMPT THEM WILL HAPPEN.

131. RIGHT.

132. OIL THAT DOWN.

133. THAT'S BETTER.

134. BE QUIET.

135. VERY QUIET.

136. WE HAVE TO SNEAK PAST THE DOGS QUIETLY.

137. GO ON YOUR TIPTOES.

138. DAMN! I SHOULD HAVE BEEN WEARING MY HUSH PUPPIES.

139. TAKE THEM OFF.

140. QUIET.

141. BOY, THEY'RE HAVING BAD DREAMS, HUH?

142. IT'S ALL RIGHT. OKAY, WE'RE PAST.

143. WE GOTTA DIG OUR WAY OUT OF HERE.

144. GOT ANYTHING TO DIG WITH?

145. A SHOVEL.

146. OH.

147. PSHH. I DON'T KNOW.

148. OH, MY GOD!

149. THERE'S SOMEONE IN THERE!

150. COME OUT. GO.

151. WHO WAS THAT?

152. THAT GUY —

153. THERE'S ALREADY A TUNNEL THERE!

154. IT'S THE GIRLS FROM THE CAMP ACROSS THE LAKE.

155. ALL RIGHT, LET'S JUMP IN.

156. RIGHT.

157. WOW.

158. BOY. YOU KNOW, THE CORDUROY PANTS

159. THEY PUT US IN REALLY MAKES A LOT OF NOISE.

160. SHH. SHH.

161. ALL RIGHT.

162. LET'S MAKE OUR WAY THROUGH. AHA, THE HATCH.

163. MUST BE ON THE OTHER SIDE.

164. THERE SEEMS TO BE A CHICKEN ON IT.

165. PUSH. HELP ME PUSH.

166. ALL RIGHT. PULL YOURSELF UP.

167. OH, THERE'S A LADDER.

168. LOOKS LIKE WE'RE IN THE CLEAR. OH, NO, THE ALARM!

169. CAR.

170. YOU'D BETTER TALK GERMAN.

171. RIGHT.

172. ACHTUNG!

173. JA, JA, JA.

174. I HAD NO IDEA WHAT THEY WERE SAYING.

175. LET'S GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.

176. NOTHING!

177. BATTERY MUST BE DEAD.

178. OH, THOSE TWO WIRES ARE LOOSE. I'LL JUST —

179. BE CAREFUL.

180. I DON'T WANT YOU TO ELECTROCUTE YOURSELF ON THE BATTERY.

181. OH, I'VE DONE THIS A THOUSAND TIMES.

182. THERE'S NO WAY I COULD POSSIBLY ELECTROCUTE MYSELF.

183. GIVE IT A TRY.

184. IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.

185. ALL RIGHT.

186. I KNOW THIS.

187. I WILL NEVER, EVER ELECTROCUTE MYSELF.

188. GO CRAZY.

189. SEE?

190. PSHH.

191. ALL RIGHT, WE'LL BE BACK WITH MORE "WHOSE LINE"

192. RIGHT AFTER THIS. DON'T GO AWAY.

193. WELCOME BACK TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

194. HEY, IF YOU WANT A FREE

195. "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?" T-SHIRT, HERE'S WHAT YOU DO —

196. TAKE OUT AN OLD T-SHIRT AND A BLACK MARKING PEN

197. AND RIGHT ACROSS THE FRONT OF IT

198. WRITE "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

199. LET'S CONTINUE THE SHOW

200. WITH A GAME CALLED "SCENES FROM A HAT."

201. THIS IS FOR ALL FOUR OF YOU.

202. BEFORE THE SHOW WE ASKED THE AUDIENCE

203. TO WRITE DOWN DIFFERENT SUGGESTIONS FOR SCENES

204. THAT THEY WANT TO SEE ACTED OUT. WE TAKE THE GOOD ONES

205. AND WE PUT THEM IN THE HAT. LET'S SEE HOW MANY

206. THEY CAN ACT OUT FOR US, STARTING WITH...

207. "COMPLIMENTS YOU GIVE YOUR PROM DATE

208. THAT WILL DEFINITELY GET YOUR FACE SLAPPED."

209. YOU DON'T SWEAT MUCH FOR A FAT GIRL.

210. OH!

211. WOW. I AM GONNA GET SOME, HUH?

212. ALL RIGHT.

213. "INAPPROPRIATE COMMENTS FROM THE PRIEST AT YOUR WEDDING."

214. HA. WAY TO GO.

215. HEY, THAT WAS AN EXCELLENT CONFESSION YESTERDAY.

216. YOU MAY NOW KISS THE COW — BRIDE. BRIDE.

217. EVERYONE'S GETTING MARRIED. THAT'S GREAT, MARRIED.

218. YOU HAVE A GOOD MAN IN YOUR HUSBAND.

219. I KNOW.

220. OKAY.

221. "PEOPLE WHO SHOULDN'T WORK NAKED."

222. WELCOME TO THE STAGE, IF YOU WILL, KATHIE LEE.

223. OH, YEAH, SHE'S GREAT.

224. MY FELLOW AMERICANS...

225. "ORIGINAL REJECTED POSES FOR THE 'MONA LISA.'"

226. 1,000 TO WHOEVER WAS IN THAT FOR WHATEVER YOU DID.

227. LET'S GO ON TO A GAME CALLED "GREATEST HITS."

228. THIS IS FOR RYAN, COLIN, AND WAYNE,

229. WITH LAURA HALL AND LINDA TAYLOR.

230. WHAT I NEED FROM THE AUDIENCE

231. IS A SUGGESTION OF A PROFESSION IN WHICH YOU CARRY A GUN.

232. INTERNATIONAL SPY.

233. WE'LL SAY JAMES BOND, THE INTERNATIONAL SPY.

234. COLIN AND RYAN ARE GOING TO BE

235. TV COMMERCIAL PITCHMEN TALKING ABOUT

236. THE LATEST COMPILATION ALBUM THEY'RE TRYING TO SELL.

237. THEY'RE GOING TO MAKE UP THE TITLES OF THE SONGS

238. AND WAYNE'S GOING TO TRY TO SING THEM

239. WITH THE HELP OF LAURA AND LINDA.

240. TAKE IT AWAY WHENEVER YOU'RE READY.

241. SONGS OF JAMES BOND, THE INTERNATIONAL SPY.

242. HI. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK TO OUR WILDLIFE DOCUMENTARY,

243. "FUNKY, THE DIARRHETIC HIPPO," IN JUST A SECOND.

244. BUT FIRST, HAVE WE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU!

245. HEY, COLIN, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE AN ORDINARY TIE?

246. WHY, YES, IT DOES, RYAN.

247. WELL, IT IS. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

248. WHAT?

249. IF I WAS A SECRET AGENT,

250. IT MIGHT BE A PEN OR A BOMB OR ANYTHING.

251. ANYTHING AT ALL, BECAUSE THOSE SPIES ARE TRICKY.

252. AND EVERYONE LOVES SECRET AGENTS.

253. THAT'S WHY WE'VE ASSEMBLED 84 SONGS ON 84 CDs

254. ABOUT THE SECRET AGENT.

255. WHAT ARE YOU DOING, CHOKING?

256. I'M SORRY. WAS I SPEAKING HAWAIIAN?

257. I DON'T KNOW. I'M CANADIAN.

258. YOU KNOW...

259. I SPENT MANY, MANY, MANY YEARS IN HAWAII

260. AS PART OF THE NAVY.

261. AND I LOVE THE MUSIC AS MUCH AS I LOVE THE PEOPLE.

262. AND I THINK ONE OF MY FAVORITE TRADITIONAL SONGS

263. OVER IN HAWAII WAS

264. "HOW DOES AN OLD GUY LIKE ME GET SUCH YOUNG CHICKS?"

265. CHRISTMAS IN HAWAII — DON HO HO HO.

266. OH, HA HA.

267. WE'RE BACK ON.

268. I KNOW. I WAS JUST THINKING.

269. WHAT'S THE MATTER, RYAN?

270. I'M BLUE. DID I SAY BLUES?

271. YOU KNOW...

272. I LOVE BLUES, COLIN.

273. OH, BOY.

274. AND IT'S FUNNY. WHEN I LISTEN TO BLUES,

275. I GET BLUE.

276. WHAT ARE THE ODDS?

277. WELL, UNLIKE ROCK —

278. WHEN I LISTEN TO ROCK, I DON'T FEEL LIKE A ROCK.

279. OH. YOU'RE KIDDING YOURSELF.

280. AND, YOU KNOW, I THINK ONE OF MY FAVORITE BLUES —

281. WAS I TALKING ABOUT BLUES?

282. YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT BLUES.

283. ONE OF MY FAVORITE BLUES SONGS OF ALL TIMES

284. HAS TO BE "MY SHOE IS A GUN."

285. IF ONLY LIFE WERE THAT SIMPLE.

286. IF ONLY.

287. HEY, RYAN, WHEN I SAY TO YOU "LICENSE TO KILL,"

288. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF?

289. MY EX-WIFE.

290. NO, I'M TALKING, OF COURSE, ABOUT JERRY VAN DYKE,

291. WHO WORKED...

292. I KNEW HIM WHEN HIS NAME WAS JERRY VAN LESBIAN,

293. YEARS AND YEARS AGO.

294. REALLY?

295. BUT I DIGRESS.

296. YOU CERTAINLY DO.

297. HA HA HA.

298. ANYWAY, JERRY VAN DYKE WORKED WITH THE NEXT ARTIST

299. THAT WE'RE GOING TO SHOWCASE,

300. THE LATE GREAT WONDERFUL BROADWAY STAR —

301. ONCE YOU'VE HEARD THIS WOMAN'S VOICE,

302. YOU'LL NEVER FORGET IT —

303. I'M TALKING ABOUT THE INCOMPARABLE ETHEL MERMAN.

304. YEAH! YEAH!

305. AND WHO CAN FORGET HER BIG HIT

306. "BLOWFELD ON MY MIND"?

307. YEAH.

308. ALL RIGHT, HEY, STAY WHERE YOU ARE.

309. WHEN WE COME BACK WE'RE GOING TO FIND OUT WHO THE WINNER IS.

310. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

311. YES.

312. WELCOME BACK TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

313. TONIGHT'S WINNER — KATHY GREENWOOD.

314. KATHY GREENWOOD'S THE WINNER.

315. SO THE REST OF US ARE GOING TO DO A LITTLE SONG FOR YOU

316. CALLED "IRISH DRINKING SONG," IS WHAT IT'S CALLED.

317. AND WE'RE GOING TO MAKE UP AN IRISH DRINKING SONG FOR YOU

318. ONE LINE AT A TIME WITH THE HELP OF LAURA HALL ON THE PIANO.

319. ALL WE NEED FROM YOU GUYS IS A SUGGESTION

320. OF SOMETHING THAT MIGHT HAVE HAPPENED TO YOU

321. OR WOULD HAPPEN TO YOU THAT YOU WOULD WANT TO KEEP SECRET.

322. GOT ARRESTED.

323. "GET ARRESTED" IRISH DRINKING SONG.

324. TAKE IT AWAY, LAURA HALL. ONE LINE AT A TIME.

325. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH "WHOSE LINE" AFTER THIS.

326. DON'T GO AWAY.

327. WELCOME BACK TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

328. TONIGHT WE'RE GOING TO HAVE KATHY GREENWOOD

329. READ THE CREDITS FOR YOU.

330. KATHY, I WANT YOU TO READ THE CREDITS

331. AS A DRUNK WITH NO INHIBITIONS.

332. YOU'RE DRUNK WITH NO INHIBITIONS.

333. THANKS FOR WATCHING, EVERYBODY. GOOD NIGHT.

334. DAN PATTERSON. DAN PATTERSON.

335. AND DREW CAREY AND RYAN STILES.

336. AND MARK LEVESON AND BRUCE GOWERS

337. AND TOM PARK AND DREW CAREY.

338. OH, THANKS, BABY.

339. HERE'S TO ERIC WILKER. I LOVE YOU!

340. CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY ABC, INC. AND WARNER BROS. INC.