1. GOOD EVENING. WELCOME TO
"WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"
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2. ON TONIGHT'S SHOW —
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3. KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN —
BRAD SHERWOOD.
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4. USE ONLY AS DIRECTED —
WAYNE BRADY.
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5. DO NOT USE WHILE OPERATING
HEAVY MACHINERY —
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6. COLIN MOCHRIE.
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7. AND MAY CAUSE STOMACH
BLEEDING —
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8. RYAN STILES!
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9. AND I'M YOUR HOST, DREW CAREY.
LET'S HAVE SOME FUN.
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10. OH, MAN. HELLO.
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11. WHOO!
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12. WELCOME TO
"WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"
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13. THE SHOW WHERE EVERYTHING
IS MADE UP
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14. AND THE POINTS DON'T MATTER.
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15. THE POINTS ARE JUST LIKE
HOW GOOD A TENNIS PLAYER
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16. ANNA KOURNIKOVA REALLY IS.
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17. YEAH, BABY.
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18. GRRRLLL!
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19. SHE'S PRETTY.
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20. OH, LET'S START THE SHOW
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21. WITH A GAME CALLED
"HOLLYWOOD DIRECTOR."
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22. BRAD, RYAN, AND WAYNE ARE GONNA
ACT OUT A SCENE.
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23. COLIN, YOU'RE GONNA BE THE
DIRECTOR OF THIS LITTLE FILM.
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24. HERE'S YOUR DIRECTOR'S NOTES.
HE'S NEVER SEEN THESE BEFORE.
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25. THEN EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE
HE'S GONNA YELL "CUT"
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26. AND HAVE THEM START THE SCENE
IN A WHOLE NEW WAY.
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27. THE SCENE IS —
WAYNE, YOU'RE A STORE DETECTIVE.
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28. AND YOU'RE IN A PET SHOP.
YOU SUSPECT RYAN OF SHOPLIFTING.
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29. BRAD IS THE POLICE OFFICER
WHO'S BEEN CALLED TO THE SCENE.
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30. TAKE IT AWAY.
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31. HEY, HEY!
EXCUSE ME!
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32. DID YOU JUST PUT A GUPPY
INSIDE YOUR MOUTH?
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33. NO.
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34. OKAY, YOU HOLD IT.
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35. A GUPPY?
PROVE IT!
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36. YOU HOLD ON.
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37. I'M A JUST GONNA —
HERE — HOLD THIS.
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38. HELLO, POLICE OFFICER.
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39. L.A.P.D.
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40. OH!
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41. OFFICER!
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42. I CAUGHT HIM STEALING
A BUNCH OF FISH!
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43. NO, I'M THE STORE DETECTIVE.
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44. WHO'S GOT THE GUN HERE?
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45. CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT,
CUT, CUT!
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46. WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE SAID,
"ALL THE WORLD'S A STAGE."
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47. I SAY, "YOU ARE CRAP!"
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48. YOU NEED MORE GUMPTION TO IT!
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49. YOU NEED MORE —
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50. WA-OOH-OOH-AHH!
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51. DO IT LIKE ELVIS.
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52. YOU'RE ALL ELVISES.
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53. ALL RIGHT?
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54. ALL RIGHT, ACTION!
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55. UH, PARDON ME, FELLA.
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56. BOING!
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57. I COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE YOU
PUT A GUPPY INSIDE YOUR MOUTH.
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58. BABY, YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG.
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59. HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!
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60. POLICE!
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61. HUMMA BUBBA HUMMA BUBBA
HUMMA BUBBA HUMMA!
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62. HERE YOU GO.
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63. WHICH ONE OF YOU —
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64. WHICH ONE OF YOU IS, UH, UH, UH,
DOIN' SOMETHIN' WRONG?
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65. EITHER YOU OR YOU.
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66. CUT, CUT, CUT!
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67. YOU SLIPPED
INTO JOHN WAYNE THERE.
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68. SORRY.
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69. I WASN'T SURE WEATHER YOU MEANT
ELVIS COSTELLO OR —
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70. PRESLEY! PRESLEY!
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71. WH—
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72. OOH!
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73. I JUST GOT SOME INSPIRATION.
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74. DO THE WHOLE SCENE BACKWARDS!
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75. OKAY.
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76. "NOITCA!"
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77. HEY, YOU!
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78. CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT!
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79. CUT, CUT, CUT.
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80. I DIDN'T THINK
YOU'D REALLY DO IT.
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81. ACTORS ARE SO STUPID!
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82. ALL RIGHT!
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83. DO IT LIKE CATTY
VEGAS SHOWGIRLS.
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84. YOU BE THE TALL ONE.
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85. ACTION!
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86. EXCUSE ME.
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87. MM-HMM?
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88. I BELIEVE
YOU'RE TAKING MY FISH
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89. AND PUTTING THEM
INSIDE YOUR MOUTH.
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90. AND NO ONE UPSTAGES
MY FISH.
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91. HONEY, I WAS SHOPPING
IN THIS PET STORE
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92. YEARS BEFORE YOU WERE BORN.
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93. I KNOW.
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94. OH-HO-HO!
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95. OH!
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96. LOOK —
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97. OUT OF MY WAY, LARD BUTT.
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98. ANYTIME SOMEBODY PUTS A CHAIR ON
THEIR HEAD, THAT'S COMEDY, MAN.
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99. THAT'S WHAT I LOVE TO SEE —
ALWAYS THINKING.
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100. A CHAIR OR LAMPSHADE AT A PARTY,
WANT TO LIVEN THINGS UP.
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101. LET'S GO ON TO A GAME
CALLED "INFOMERCIALS"
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102. FOR RYAN AND COLIN.
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103. COME ON UP HERE TO THE PODIUM.
GRAB YOUR BOXES...
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104. OR BOX — GRAB A BOX.
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105. THEY'RE GONNA DO AN INFOMERCIAL
ABOUT A NEW MIRACLE PRODUCT.
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106. THEY HAVE TO USE THINGS IN THE
BOX AS PART OF THEIR PITCH.
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107. WHAT I NEED FROM THE MIDDLE
OF THE AUDIENCE HERE —
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108. GIVE ME A PERSONAL PROBLEM
THAT YOU WOULD HAVE
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109. THAT WOULD BE IMPROVED
BY A MIRACLE PRODUCT.
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110. FUNGUS!
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111. ACNE!
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112. ACNE.
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113. OKAY, THAT'S THE BEST ONE.
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114. BELIEVE IT OR NOT, FOLKS.
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115. ACNE IS THE BEST SUGGESTION
I COULD GET.
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116. SO, LET'S HEAR THE, UH —
THE, UH —
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117. LET'S HEAR ABOUT THE NEW MIRACLE
PRODUCT TO CURE ACNE.
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118. TAKE IT AWAY.
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119. I'M DOCTOR PHILLIP GLASSMAN,
AND THIS IS MY FRIEND BILLY.
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120. HI.
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121. WE'RE HERE BECAUSE WE KNOW
"PEEBLE" OUT THERE —
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122. OR PEOPLE OUT THERE...
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123. AND PEEBLES —
THEY'RE OUR FRIENDS NEXT DOOR.
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124. HAVE PROBLEMS WITH ACNE.
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125. ACNE NOT ONLY
IS A PHYSICAL THING,
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126. BUT IT CAN BE
A PSYCHOLOGICAL THING
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127. BECAUSE —
WELL, JUST BECAUSE.
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128. WELL, WE'VE COME UP
WITH AN AMAZING SYSTEM
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129. TO GET RID OF YOUR ACNE.
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130. THAT'S RIGHT, COLIN.
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131. FIRST OF ALL,
WHERE IS THE ACNE?
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132. HOW DO WE BRING IT OUT?
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133. AS YOU CAN SEE
BY THIS MODEL,
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134. THIS IS THE SKIN.
THIS IS A BLACKHEAD.
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135. YOU CAN'T GET RID OF IT
LIKE THAT.
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136. IT WON'T GO ANYWHERE.
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137. YOU CAN PICK,
BUT IT'LL JUST GROW BACK.
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138. NOW, LET'S KEEP THAT
IN MIND.
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139. HERE WE HAVE THE AMAZING
SCRUB-A-DUB.
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140. YOU SCRUB YOUR FACE
FOR 20 MINUTES
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141. OVER THE ACNE-FILLED AREA.
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142. HEY, DO WE CHARGE EXTRA
FOR THAT SCRUB-A-DUB?
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143. NO.
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144. BUT IT'S THE BEST WAY
TO START —
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145. REALLY OPENS UP THOSE PORES!
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146. YOU WANT
TO SHOW THEM AGAIN?
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147. NO, THAT'S FINE.
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148. YOU KNOW, COLIN...
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149. PEOPLE WOULD THINK —
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150. AS YOU CAN SEE NOW,
WE'RE STARTING TO MAKE PROGRESS.
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151. ALL OF THE BACTERIA
THAT CAUSES THE ACNE
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152. HAS GONE
TO A SIMPLE ORANGE BALL.
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153. KEEP THAT...
IN MIND.
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154. HIP HIP HOORAY!
WE'RE ALMOST THERE.
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155. NOW, COLIN...
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156. YES.
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157. THIS —
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158. WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE
TO YOU?
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159. WHY, IT LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING
THE TIN MAN HAD LOST.
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160. DOES IT LOOK LIKE
A STRAINER?
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161. IT DOES.
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162. IT DOES TO ME, TOO.
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163. I DON'T KNOW
HOW THAT GOT IN THERE.
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164. NOW WE'VE GOT THAT ACNE
TO THE TOP...
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165. WHEN WE SUCKED OUT
ALL THE OIL.
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166. NOW HOW DO WE GET RID
OF IT?
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167. WELL...
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168. FIRST, WE ATTACH TWO OF THESE
TO COLIN'S SHIRT.
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169. THESE ENDS —
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170. MY NIPPLES
AREN'T COLD ENOUGH.
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171. THESE ENDS ARE ATTACHED DIRECTLY
TO THE TOP OF THE ACNE.
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172. THESE ENDS!
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173. THESE ENDS!
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174. I WAS — I LIKE
THE SMELL OF PLASTIC.
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175. NOW WE BURST THOSE PIMPLES
WITH AN ELECTRICAL CHARGE.
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176. WE DON'T USE A BATTERY.
THAT WOULD BE TOO MUCH.
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177. COLIN, HOW DO WE DO IT.
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178. WE USE A FRIEND NAMED BILLY.
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179. YOU SEE, THE BODY IS FILLED
WITH ELECTRICITY.
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180. WE HAVE ELECTRONS AND PROTONS
AND OTHER THINGS.
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181. AND THERE'S
A WHOLE TECHNICAL PROCESS
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182. YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND.
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183. AND IF NOT —
IF NOT —
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184. HEY, COLIN,
ISN'T THAT NEW CARPET?
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185. YES, IT IS.
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186. THERE WE GO!
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187. JUST THAT EASY.
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188. AND YOU BUILD UP YOUR THIGHS
IN FOUR WEEKS.
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189. THAT'S RIGHT.
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190. NOW, LOOKING A LOT DIFFERENT,
ISN'T IT?
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191. WE ARE NOW IN STEP THREE
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192. OF GETTING RID
OF YOUR ACNE.
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193. THE FINAL PHASE!
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194. THIS IS WHERE IT CAN
GET MESSY.
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195. YOU READY?
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196. UH-HUH.
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197. ALL THIS LOOKS
VERY COMPLICATED,
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198. YET...
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199. THERE IT GOES!
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200. IT'S DONE!
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201. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
"WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"
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202. WELCOME BACK TO
"WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"
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203. THE ANTIDOTE TO "THE VIEW."
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204. NOTHING WRONG WITH "THE VIEW."
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205. WE'RE JUST THE ANTIDOTE
TO "THE VIEW."
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206. WE'RE GONNA KEEP
THE SHOW GOING
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207. WITH A GAME CALLED
"PARTY QUIRKS."
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208. THIS IS FOR EVERYBODY.
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209. BRAD, YOU'RE GONNA BE
HOSTING A PARTY.
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210. YOUR GUESTS ARE WAYNE,
COLIN, AND RYAN.
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211. YOU HAVE TO GUESS
WHO THEY ARE.
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212. WE'VE PUT THE THINGS THEY'RE
SUPPOSED TO BE ON THESE CARDS.
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213. LINE UP. I'LL BRING YOU IN
ONE AT A TIME WITH THE DOORBELL.
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214. BRAD, START THE PARTY.
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215. WHAT THE —
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216. WHAT TIME — OH, NO!
IT'S DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME!
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217. OH!
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218. HELLO.
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219. THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME
ON THE PARTY.
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220. SHUT UP!
YOU ALL DON'T KNOW ME!
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221. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!
I CAN COME TO A PARTY!
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222. YOU JUST NEED TO SHUT UP.
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223. WHO ARE YOU TELLING TO SHUT UP?
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224. YOU NEED TO STOP.
STOP HER, STEVE.
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225. SHUT UP!
I'M GONNA EAT SOME DIP.
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226. TRY THE CLAM DIP.
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227. DON'T HAVE ANY OF THE PUNCH.
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228. HELLO.
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229. HELLO.
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230. HI. WELCOME.
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231. THANK YOU.
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232. COME ON IN.
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233. ALL RIGHT.
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234. OH, YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY?
OH, YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY?
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235. I WILL HURT YOU.
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236. TRY THE PUNCH.
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237. YOU CANNOT —
YOU —
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238. HELLO.
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239. HEY, BRAD,
THANKS FOR INVITING ME.
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240. MY PLEASURE.
COME ON IN.
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241. HEY, YOU MET
MY FRIEND DON KING?
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242. NO?
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243. I JUST WANTED TO COME
TO THE PARTY —
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244. I JUST WANTED TO COME
TO THE PARTY TO JUST SAY
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245. THAT HE WAS WITH ME
LAST NIGHT.
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246. HE WAS WITH YOU?
YOU HEARD ME THE FIRST TIME.
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247. MAMA, I LOVE HIM, TOO.
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248. OH, YOU NEED TO BE QUIET!
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249. GIRL — OH, MY WIG!
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250. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME!
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251. WHAT YOU GONNA DO?
YOU WANT SOME OF THIS, TOO?
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252. I'LL BEAT YOUR ASS
RIGHT NOW!
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253. DON'T MAKE ME COME DOWN
AND BEAT YOU!
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254. DON'T BE CALLING ME
LIKE THAT!
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255. HAVE YOU TWO MET
IKE AND TINA TURNER?
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256. NO!
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257. HA HA HA!
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258. HE CALLED YOU —
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259. I'M GONNA TREAT YOU LIKE
IKE AND TINA TURNER.
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260. DING-DONG!
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261. I'M THE GRANDMAMA.
I'M SLEEPING WITH HIM, TOO.
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262. GET OUT OF HERE,
CAST OF "JERRY SPRINGER SHOW."
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263. AND IT'S "THE GOLDEN GIRLS,"
BEA ARTHUR AND BETTY WHITE.
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264. NO, NOT QUITE.
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265. THANKS FOR COMING
TO MY PARTY.
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266. WATCH OUT FOR THE POOL.
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267. THE CAMERA MAKES ME MAD.
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268. IT'S ALL THE ANIMALS
ON "WILD KINGDOM."
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269. NO, HE'S AN ANIMAL
DOING WHAT?
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270. IT'S AN ANIMAL STALKING
ITS PREY.
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271. NO!
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272. STALKING ITS —
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273. CHARGING THE WHAT?
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274. CHARGING THE CAMERA!
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275. YES!
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276. HMM. WHAT COULD
THIS LAST ONE BE?
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277. I CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT.
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278. OH, HE HAS TO DO ALL THE
MANEUVERS EVERYONE ELSE DOES.
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279. NO, HE'S A —
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280. HE'S A WATER BALLOON.
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281. NO.
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282. HE'S A SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER.
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283. YES!
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284. ANOTHER FUN GAME
TO PLAY AT HOME.
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285. ESPECIALLY IF YOU DON'T TELL
THE HOST WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
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286. LET'S GO ON TO A GAME CALLED
"TITLE SEQUENCE."
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287. THIS IS FOR EVERYBODY WITH
LAURA HALL AND LINDA TAYLOR.
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288. WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN IS —
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289. WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN IS
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290. BRAD AND WAYNE ARE GONNA BE
SINGING THE TITLE SONG
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291. TO A MADE-UP '70s SITCOM.
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292. AND RYAN AND COLIN ARE GONNA
ACT OUT THE OPENING SEQUENCE.
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293. WHAT I NEED FROM THIS SECTION
OF THE AUDIENCE
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294. IS THE NAME
OF A FAMOUS PERSON.
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295. GEORGE WASHINGTON!
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296. OKAY, GOOD ENOUGH —
GEORGE WASHINGTON.
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297. AND FROM HERE —
GIVE ME AN OCCUPATION.
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298. VENTRILOQUIST!
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299. VENTRILOQUIST.
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300. VENTRILOQUIST —
THERE'S A GOOD ONE.
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301. "GEORGE WASHINGTON
AND THE VENTRILOQUIST"
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302. IS THE NAME OF THE SITCOM.
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303. WHENEVER YOU GUYS ARE READY,
TAKE IT AWAY.
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304. LET'S HEAR
ABOUT THE '70s SITCOM
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305. "GEORGE WASHINGTON
AND THE VENTRILOQUIST."
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306. SING THE OPENING THEME SONG.
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307. COMING TO ABC THIS FALL,
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308. "GEORGE WASHINGTON
AND THE VENTRILOQUIST,"
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309. CHOCK-FULL OF LAUGHS.
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310. HEY, WHAT ARE
YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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311. I DON'T KNOW.
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312. THIS SEASON!
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313. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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314. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
RIGHT AFTER THIS.
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315. WE'RE GONNA FIND OUT
WHO THE WINNER IS.
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316. WELCOME BACK TO
"WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"
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317. WAYNE BRADY'S THE WINNER
TONIGHT!
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318. WHOO!
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319. WE'RE GONNA DO A GAME FOR YOU
NOW CALLED "HELPING HANDS."
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320. IT'S A FUN GAME
YOU CAN PLAY AT HOME.
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321. RYAN AND I ARE GONNA
DO A SCENE TOGETHER,
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322. BUT RYAN
CAN'T USE HIS HANDS.
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323. COLIN IS GONNA PROVIDE
THE HANDS FOR HIM.
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324. WHAT'S OUR SCENE THERE,
WAYNE.
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325. RYAN IS THE BAD-TEMPER —
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326. IS THE BAD-TEMPERED OWNER
OF AN ICE CREAM SHOP.
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327. NOT SO EASY, IS IT?
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328. YOU THOUGHT IT WAS JUST
RINGING THE BELL.
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329. NO!
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330. IT'S A LOT HARDER THAN YOU
THOUGHT IT WAS.
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331. WHAT'S THE SCENE THERE,
WAYNE?
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332. THE BAD-TEMPERED OWNER OF
AN ICE CREAM PARLOR, RYAN,
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333. TEACHES HIS NEW SODA JERK,
DREW — SODA JERK, DREW —
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334. HOW TO MAKE THE ULTIMATE
ICE CREAM SUNDAE.
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335. YOUR NAME'S DREW,
IS IT?
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336. YEAH, I'M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT
WORKING HERE WITH YOU.
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337. I USED TO WATCH YOUR SHOW.
SHOULD HAVE SAVED SOME MONEY.
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338. HERE WE GO.
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339. NOW, YOU KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT ICE CREAM, DREW?
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340. ONLY THAT I LOVE TO EAT IT!
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341. WE DON'T EAT IT HERE!
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342. WE DON'T EAT ANY
OF THE ICE CREAM HERE.
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343. WHY ARE YOU IN SUCH
A BAD MOOD?
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344. I'M ILL-TEMPERED!
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345. ALL RIGHT.
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346. NOW I'M GONNA SHOW YOU HOW
TO MAKE A SIMPLE SUNDAE.
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347. OKAY. GO AHEAD.
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348. HOW DO YOU START OUT?
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349. I'M GETTING TO THAT, DREW.
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350. I'M JUST SO EXCITED —
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351. HEY!
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352. LET ME DO THE TALKING,
OKAY?
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353. FIRST, WE TAKE
OUR SUNDAE BOWL —
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354. OUR SUNDAE BOWL
RIGHT DOWN HERE.
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355. GET RID OF THAT SPOON.
WE WON'T NEED THAT RIGHT NOW.
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356. I'D HELP YOU OUT, BUT I'M NOT
ALLOWED TO TALK ANYMORE.
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357. YOU CAN TALK TO ME.
JUST DON'T TALK AT ME.
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358. YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE?
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359. NO.
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360. YOU AND YOUR NETWORK —
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361. ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GONNA TAKE
SOME ICE CREAM.
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362. WE CAN USE THE SCOOP,
OR YOU CAN USE THE HAND.
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363. I PREFER TO USE MY HAND.
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364. WHY'S THAT?
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365. BECAUSE THAT WAY YOU GET
THE FEEL OF THE ICE CREAM.
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366. SMELL THAT.
OH, YEAH.
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367. EVEN WITH MY EYES CLOSED
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368. I CAN TELL THAT THAT
IS STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM.
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369. THAT'S NOT STRAWBERRY.
THAT'S CHOCOLATE.
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370. THAT IS CHOCOLATE.
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371. YES. YES, INDEED.
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372. YOU KNOW
WHERE I LEARNED THAT?
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373. ON MY NETWORK TV SHOW
I USED TO HAVE.
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374. IS THAT GOOD?
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375. ACTUALLY, THAT IS GOOD.
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376. I WOULD LOVE FOR YOU
TO HAVE SOME MORE.
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377. YOU CAN HAVE
ALL THE ICE CREAM YOU WANT.
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378. HEY, HEY!
WHO'S TELLING WHO HERE, HUH?
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379. I'M JUST SAYING TAKE A BREAK
IF YOU WANT TO.
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380. WHEN YOU CAN LEARN
TO DO THIS...
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381. TELL ME HOW TO DO IT,
'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW MYSELF.
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382. AND...
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383. THERE WE GO.
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384. WE JUST PUT IT DOWN
LIKE THAT.
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385. DREW, WE'RE GONNA NEED
LOTS OF SPRINKLES.
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386. PUT THOSE ON THE — HEY!
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387. LOOKS LIKE WALT DISNEY THREW UP,
DOESN'T IT?
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388. NOW WE'RE GONNA TAKE
SOME NUTS.
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389. A LOT OF PEOPLE
ARE ALLERGIC TO NUTS.
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390. NOT ME.
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391. I LOVE 'EM.
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392. WHY DON'T YOU HAVE
SOME THEN, DREW?
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393. NO.
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394. WE GOT A WHOLE BOWL HERE.
HELP YOURSELF.
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395. NO, THANK YOU.
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396. ISN'T THAT LOOKING GOOD?
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397. IT LOOKS SO GOOD THAT I CAN'T
WAIT FOR YOU TO TRY IT OUT.
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398. YOU LOOK LIKE THE KIND OF GUY
WHO LIKES CHOCOLATE SAUCE,
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399. AND A LITTLE TOO MUCH OF IT
IF YOU DON'T ASK ME.
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400. WE'RE GONNA TAKE
SOME CHOCOLATE SAUCE.
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401. WE'RE GONNA PUT IT
RIGHT ON THERE.
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402. LOOK HOW EASY
THAT COMES OUT, HUH?
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403. THERE WE GO —
A LITTLE CHOCOLATE SAUCE.
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404. IT'S LOOKING REALLY YUMMY.
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405. I'D LIKE TO HAVE A LITTLE BIT
OF THAT MYSELF.
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406. UGH!
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407. YOU MIGHT WANT TO WASH THAT DOWN
WITH SOME SELTZER.
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408. FIRST WE GOT TO DO
THE WHIPPED CREAM.
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409. AND WE TOP OFF OUR SUNDAE.
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410. WE GOT TO FIND THE BOWL FIRST.
WHERE'S THAT BOWL?
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411. THERE WE GO.
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412. THERE WE GO —
A LITTLE MORE.
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413. JUST A TINY BIT,
AND A LITTLE FOR DADDY.
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414. HEY, GUESS WHAT, DREW?
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415. WHAT?
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416. I DIDN'T GET ANY FOAM,
BUT I GOT A LOT OF AIR.
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417. AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT'S ALL GOOD.
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418. ALL RIGHT.
NOW, HOW DOES THAT LOOK TO YOU?
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419. WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THAT.
I'LL GIVE YOU A SPOON.
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420. OKAY.
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421. RIGHT HERE —
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422. WE'LL GIVE YOU THIS BIG
CARDBOARD SPOON HERE.
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423. OKAY.
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424. HAVE A LITTLE TASTE
OF THAT.
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425. OH, I COULDN'T.
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426. HAVE A LITTLE TASTE
OF THAT.
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427. OH, DOESN'T THAT TASTE GOOD?
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428. YEAH.
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429. BY THE WAY, THAT —
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430. UGH!
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431. WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
YOU DON'T LIKE MY FOOD?
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432. I'M SAYING
I DON'T LIKE YOUR FOOD.
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433. OH, YOU BETTER THINK TWICE
ABOUT THAT MY FRIEND.
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434. THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
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435. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
DON'T GO AWAY.
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436. WELCOME BACK TO
"WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"
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437. I'LL HAVE EVERYBODY READ
THE CREDITS FOR YOU TONIGHT.
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438. AND I WANT YOU ALL
TO READ THE CREDITS
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439. AS ANIMALS
CHARGING THE CAMERA.
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440. GOOD NIGHT.
THANKS FOR WATCHING.
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441. AAH!
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442. YI-YI-YI-YI!
KA-POW!
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443. ANIMAL! ANIMAL!
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444. CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY ABC, INC.
AND WARNER BROS. INC.
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