Whose Line Is It Anyway? 4x2

1. GOOD EVENING, EVERYBODY,

2. AND WELCOME TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

3. ON TONIGHT'S SHOW —

4. PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL — WAYNE BRADY.

5. TOP SECRET — KATHY GREENWOOD.

6. FOR YOUR EYES ONLY — COLIN MOCHRIE.

7. AND, YEAH, GO AHEAD. TAKE A LOOK — RYAN STILES!

8. AND I'M YOUR HOST DREW CAREY.

9. COME ON DOWN. LET'S HAVE SOME FUN.

10. HELLO.

11. HELLO AND WELCOME TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

12. THE SHOW WHERE EVERYTHING'S MADE UP

13. AND THE POINTS DON'T MATTER.

14. THAT'S RIGHT, THE POINTS ARE JUST LIKE, I DON'T KNOW,

15. GOOD TASTE TO THE MAN WHO MAKES RYAN'S SHOES.

16. AW.

17. I'M JUST KIDDING AROUND. I LOVE RYAN'S SHOES.

18. WE HAVE A LOT OF SHOW.

19. LET'S GET TO IT WITH A GAME CALLED "LIVING SCENERY."

20. THIS IS FOR ALL FOUR OF YOU.

21. RYAN AND COLIN ARE GOING TO ACT OUT A SCENE FOR US,

22. BUT DOING THE SCENE THEY'RE GOING TO DO,

23. THEY'RE GOING TO NEED A NUMBER OF PROPS.

24. HOWEVER, SINCE WE DON'T HAVE ANY REAL PROPS TO WORK WITH,

25. WAYNE AND KATHY ARE GOING TO STAND IN

26. AND BECOME THE VARIOUS PROPS IN THE SCENE.

27. RYAN AND COLIN, YOUR SCENE IS

28. TWO BUSINESSMEN ARRIVE AT A GYM AND HEALTH SPA.

29. TWO BUSINESSMEN ARRIVE AT A GYM AND HEALTH SPA.

30. HA HA HA.

31. GARY.

32. PHIL.

33. HOW'S THAT NEW ACCOUNT GOING?

34. OH, IT'S NOT GOING TOO BADLY, THANK YOU.

35. WELL, YOU READY TO WORK OUT?

36. I THOUGHT I'D GET IN MY —

37. UHH! LET'S GET EVERYTHING OFF.

38. HANG EVERYTHING UP.

39. OH, IT'S THE MIRROR.

40. HMM.

41. YOU'RE LOOKING GOOD.

42. I AM LOOKING DAMN GOOD.

43. ALL RIGHT, I'M JUST GOING TO DO

44. A LITTLE ON THE TREADMILL.

45. ARE YOU?

46. WHOO! WOW.

47. I SEE A TOWEL.

48. HEY, DON'T WIPE IT ALL OFF,

49. LE'TS GO IN THE SAUNA, GET A LITTLE STEAM GOING.

50. GOOD IDEA.

51. POUR SOME WATER OVER THE ROCKS.

52. I'D BETTER WEAR A TOWEL.

53. I THINK I'LL, UH...

54. I'LL JUST GO IN AU NATUREL.

55. OH, I'M GOING TO DO THAT, TOO.

56. UHH!

57. I GOT NO STEAM ON MY SIDE.

58. OH, THERE WE GO.

59. I'M GOING TO POUR SOME WATER ON THE ROCKS.

60. BLIP, BLIP, BLIP, BLIP!

61. AHH.

62. SOMEBODY LEFT A DOUGHNUT.

63. AH, WELL...

64. I'M JUST GOING TO USE THE, UH,

65. THE PULLEY THINGY.

66. ALL RIGHTY.

67. I'LL SIT OVER HERE IN THE JACUZZI

68. AND WATCH YOU.

69. ALL RIGHT.

70. DOESN'T REALLY STRETCH OUT VERY FAR, DOES IT?

71. I WONDER, IS THAT A —

72. OOH, THAT'S —

73. OH, I HAVE TO READJUST THE TENSION.

74. THERE WE GO.

75. OH, THERE WE GO.

76. YEAH, YEAH!

77. COME ON IN THE JACUZZI.

78. NOT WHEN IT'S BUBBLING LIKE THAT.

79. OH, YOU'RE ALREADY IN.

80. UHH!

81. THAT WAS SO RELAXED. I COULD USE A MASSAGE.

82. MIND IF I LAY DOWN ON YOUR MASSAGE TABLE?

83. SURE!

84. UHH!

85. LET ME ADJUST THE TENSION.

86. OH, MAN.

87. WELL, IT'S SURE FUN TO WATCH HERE LIVE, WASN'T IT?

88. THIS NEXT GAME IS FOR WAYNE BRADY

89. WITH LAURA HALL, LINDA TAYLOR, CECE WORRAL.

90. WE'RE GOING TO DO "SONG STYLES." "SONG STYLES."

91. HEY, WOMAN IN THE SPARKLY SHIRT,

92. WHAT'S YOUR NAME? WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

93. SAMANTHA. WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING, SAMANTHA?

94. I'M AN AEROBICS INSTRUCTOR.

95. OKEY-DOKEY. COME ON DOWN HERE, SAMANTHA.

96. YES, YOU ARE AN AEROBICS INSTRUCTOR.

97. HELLO. HELLO.

98. SORRY.

99. YOU KNOW, I KIND OF DOUBTED YOU TILL YOU STOOD UP,

100. BUT, YEAH, I GUESS YOU ARE AN AEROBICS INSTRUCTOR.

101. GOOD FOR YOU. AND YOU'RE GOING TO SING A SONG TO SAMANTHA,

102. THE AEROBICS INSTRUCTOR —

103. UH-HUH.

104. HA HA HA. YOU'RE GOING TO SING TO HER

105. IN THE STYLE OF "RIVERDANCE."

106. NOT ONLY THAT, BUT AS AN EXTRA ADDED ATTRACTION,

107. WHENEVER YOU WANT TO,

108. THE OTHER GUYS ARE GOING TO COME DOWN AND JOIN YOU.

109. OH, THAT'LL BE QUICK.

110. THAT'LL BE QUICK.

111. SO TAKE IT AWAY WHENEVER YOU'RE READY

112. TO SAMANTHA, THE AEROBICS INSTRUCTOR.

113. HUH!

114. THANK YOU, SAMANTHA.

115. THANK YOU VERY MUCH, SAM. LET'S HEAR IT FOR HER.

116. SAMANTHA.

117. THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

118. THANK YOU, SAMANTHA. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

119. SAMANTHA, EVERYBODY. HOW ABOUT IT?

120. MAN.

121. THAT'S YOUR BOYFRIEND?

122. HUSBAND.

123. HUSBAND. OH, CONGRATULATIONS, BUDDY.

124. GOOD FOR YOU.

125. HEY, YOU KNOW, SOME DAYS, YOU JUST LOVE COMING TO WORK.

126. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

127. SHE ACTUALLY STARTED — I'M GIVING YOU — YOU JUST...

128. YEAH, IT DID KIND OF THROW US FOR A LOOP, DIDN'T IT?

129. YOU'RE LIKE, "HUH?"

130. ALL RIGHT, LET'S MOVE ON NOW

131. TO A GAME CALLED "2-LINE VOCABULARY."

132. IT'S A REAL FUN GAME FOR RYAN, COLIN, AND WAYNE.

133. THE IDEA OF THIS GAME IS

134. I'M GOING TO GIVE OUR PERFORMERS

135. TWO LINES THEY CAN SAY.

136. THEY CAN'T SAY ANYTHING ELSE BUT THESE TWO LINES.

137. THE SCENE IS COLIN'S A SENIOR ENGINEER —

138. HOW ABOUT THAT?

139. CALLED IN TO HELP AT THE NUCLEAR PLANT

140. WHEN TWO OTHER ENGINEERS, RYAN AND WAYNE, REPORT A LEAK.

141. SO THEY'RE REPORTING A LEAK TO THE SENIOR ENGINEER.

142. WAYNE, THE ONLY LINES YOU'RE ALLOWED TO SAY ARE,

143. "THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAID EARLIER"

144. AND "WHAT DOES THAT DO?"

145. THOSE ARE THE ONLY THINGS YOU'RE ALLOWED TO SAY.

146. RYAN, THE ONLY THINGS YOU'RE ALLOWED TO SAY ARE,

147. "OOPS, I DID IT AGAIN"

148. AND "ARE YOU ENJOYING THIS?"

149. TAKE IT AWAY WITH THE NUCLEAR...

150. OOPS, I DID IT AGAIN.

151. I HURRIED OVER. I HEARD THERE WAS A PROBLEM.

152. WHAT'S THE DEAL?

153. OOPS, I DID IT AGAIN.

154. OH, WELL, WE'LL HAVE TO CONTAIN THAT RIGHT AWAY.

155. ARE YOU ENJOYING THIS?

156. OH, NOT PARTICULARLY. THIS COULD CAUSE PROBLEMS.

157. THIS COULD CAUSE DESTRUCTION AND DEATH.

158. THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAID YESTERDAY.

159. WELL, BECAUSE NOTHING WAS WRONG YESTERDAY.

160. EVERYTHING WAS FINE.

161. THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAID YESTERDAY.

162. OOPS, I DID IT AGAIN.

163. DON'T DO IT! YOU GO — YOU STAND OVER THERE.

164. DON'T GO ANYWHERE NEAR THAT.

165. YOU'RE ENJOYING THIS.

166. NOT AS MUCH AS YOU'D THINK.

167. I'M TIRED OF COMING UP HERE, CLEANING UP ALL YOUR MESSES.

168. WHAT DOES THIS DO?

169. WELL, THAT — THAT JUST PUT ON THE AIR CONDITIONING.

170. THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAID YESTERDAY.

171. BECAUSE THAT'S NOT — DON'T PUSH THAT BUTTON.

172. WHAT DOES THAT DO?

173. THAT'S THE SAME THING.

174. THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAID YESTERDAY.

175. OOPS.

176. LOOK, DON'T YOU TOUCH ANYTHING!

177. ALL RIGHT, PUT ON THAT SUIT — YOUR CONTAINMENT SUIT.

178. THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAID YESTERDAY.

179. SHUT UP, SHUT UP!

180. PUT ON YOUR CONTAINMENT SUIT.

181. ARE YOU ENJOYING THIS?

182. I AM NOT THAT HARD UP.

183. ALL RIGHT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

184. WHAT DOES THAT DO?

185. OOPS, I DID IT AGAIN.

186. IT'S JUST THERE FOR SHOW.

187. WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT DID YOU DO?

188. YOU SPILLED COFFEE ON THE CONTROLS.

189. THERE'S NO WAY OF CONTROLLING IT.

190. WHAT DOES THAT DO?

191. OOPS, I DID IT AGAIN!

192. WHAT? QUICK, QUICK, I WANT YOU TO GO INTO THE CENTER.

193. THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAID YESTERDAY.

194. ARE YOU ENJOYING THIS?

195. NO, I'M NOT! ARE YOU?

196. ARE YOU ENJOYING THIS? OOPS, I DID IT AGAIN!

197. ALL RIGHT —

198. WHAT DOES THAT DO?

199. AAH!

200. WHAT DOES THAT DO? DOES IT CLEAR

201. THAT LITTLE THING YOU CALL A MIND?

202. THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAID YESTERDAY.

203. OOPS, I DID IT AGAIN!

204. ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

205. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

206. RIGHT AFTER THIS. DON'T GO AWAY.

207. WELCOME BACK TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

208. THE SHOW WHERE EVERYTHING'S MADE UP.

209. HEY, DID YOU EVER THINK THE SHOW WOULD BE ON THE AIR THIS LONG?

210. WE DIDN'T EITHER.

211. LET'S KEEP THE SHOW GOING WITH A GAME CALLED "INFOMERCIALS"

212. FOR RYAN AND COLIN, AND THEY'RE GOING TO BE

213. TWO GUYS ON AN INFOMERCIAL

214. TRYING TO SELL A NEW MIRACLE PRODUCT,

215. AND THEY HAVE TO USE THE ITEMS IN THIS BOX

216. TO HELP SELL THE PRODUCT.

217. HERE, LET ME GIVE YOU A HAND WITH THAT.

218. AND, UH, WHAT I NEED FROM THE AUDIENCE

219. IS A PERSONAL PROBLEM YOU HAVE

220. THAT WOULD BE IMPROVED BY A MIRACLE PRODUCT.

221. HEMORRHOIDS!

222. BAD BREATH!

223. BAD BREATH.

224. BAD BREATH.

225. WE'RE GOING TO USE BAD BREATH AS THE PROBLEM,

226. AND YOU HAVE TO USE ALL THESE ITEMS IN THE BOX

227. TO HELP CURE BAD BREATH. TAKE IT AWAY, RYAN AND COLIN.

228. HEY, IT'S 4:00. IT'S TIME TO SHOP, SHOP, SHOP.

229. DOES YOUR BREATH STINK?

230. WE CAN SMELL YOU THROUGH THE CAMERA.

231. YOU NEED OUR HELP, MY FRIEND.

232. YEAH, BREATH MINTS AND GUM

233. DO THE TRICK FOR A LITTLE WHILE,

234. BUT TO REALLY ALLEVIATE THAT AWFUL SMELL,

235. HAVE WE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU.

236. WE'VE COME UP WITH A PROGRAM

237. THAT WILL DESTROY YOUR BAD BREATH

238. AND IT WILL NEVER RETURN

239. BECAUSE IT WILL BE TOO AFRAID

240. TO GO INTO YOUR MOUTH.

241. THAT'S RIGHT, COLIN.

242. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO NEED ONE OF THESE ANYMORE

243. WITH BAD BREATH.

244. THAT'S RIGHT.

245. AREN'T YOU TIRED OF BLOWING

246. YOUR BAD BREATH UP IN THE AIR?

247. YOU WON'T HAVE TO.

248. I'M CANADIAN.

249. HEY, COL, WHAT'S THAT?

250. IT LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING MAGNIFIED 1,000 TIMES.

251. THAT'S RIGHT.

252. THESE ARE BAD BREATH MOLECULES.

253. NOTICE HOW THEY LIKE TO STICK TOGETHER,

254. 'CAUSE STINK CLUMPS.

255. WHAT HAPPENS IS

256. IT COMES OUT THE MOUTH AND WAFTS

257. TO AN...

258. WHEW, WHEW! DOES THAT SMELL BAD!

259. THAT'S RIGHT, AND BELIEVE ME,

260. YOU DON'T NEED A NOSE THAT SIZE TO SMELL IT.

261. HA HA HA.

262. NOW LET'S SHOW YOU THE TOOL WORKS.

263. COLIN, STICK OUT YOUR TONGUE, WILL YOU?

264. WE TAKE THE BAD BREATH OFF THE TONGUE.

265. THIS WILL WORK WHEN YOU BUY IT.

266. TAKING THE — SCRAPING ALL OF THE BAD THINGS

267. OFF THE TONGUE.

268. OOH.

269. BREATHE ON ME NOW, COL.

270. OH, A BED OF ROSES.

271. THAT APPLIANCE IS AMAZING.

272. HUH.

273. WHAT DO THESE HAVE TO DO WITH BAD BREATH?

274. WHO KNOWS?

275. HEY, COL...

276. YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES...

277. TO USE THE GERBIL WHEEL —

278. I MEAN, BAD BREATH SCRAPER —

279. A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T WANT

280. TO STICK OUT THEIR TONGUE FOR THAT.

281. THAT'S WHERE THIS COMES IN HANDY.

282. THAT'S RIGHT. OPEN UP WIDE!

283. I LIKE THAT.

284. NOW, TO MAKE SURE YOUR BAD BREATH

285. IS GOING AWAY,

286. USE THE BAD BREATH INDICATOR.

287. RYAN?

288. HUH?

289. BREATHE.

290. OH.

291. IF IT DOESN'T CHANGE COLOR,

292. YOUR BREATH SMELLS GREAT.

293. IF IT TURNS BLACK, GET HELP RIGHT AWAY!

294. HEY, WE'LL EVEN THROW IN THIS.

295. COLIN, I'M PREGNANT. HA HA HA HA. AH.

296. SOMETIMES IF YOU HAVE A REALLY BAD BREATH PROBLEM,

297. WE HAVE TO ACTUALLY ROOT IT OUT.

298. OH.

299. RYAN?

300. YES?

301. SWALLOW THIS ENTIRE THING.

302. ALL RIGHT.

303. IT GOES THROUGH THE ENTIRE BODY.

304. OH!

305. OF COURSE, WE'LL BE SELLING THAT MESH AFTER THE SHOW FOR $5.

306. 1,000 POINTS APIECE. OH, GOD.

307. WHEW, THAT WENT RIGHT THROUGH ME.

308. NOW LET'S GO ON TO A GAME —

309. ONE OF MY FAVORITE GAMES, ACTUALLY —

310. CALLED "SCENES FROM A HAT."

311. THIS IS FOR ALL FOUR OF YOU. "SCENES FROM A HAT."

312. WHAT WE DO IS BEFORE THE SHOW IS WE ASK THE AUDIENCE

313. TO WRITE DOWN SUGGESTIONS FOR SCENES,

314. AND WE TAKE THE GOOD ONES THAT WE LIKE

315. AND WE PUT THEM IN A HAT

316. AND SEE HOW MANY OUR PERFORMERS CAN ACT OUT,

317. STARTING WITH...

318. "THINGS YOUR MOM SAYS OR DOES

319. THAT MAKE YOU THINK SHE USED TO BE A STRIPPER."

320. HERE'S YOUR ROAST BEEF, HONEY.

321. MAMA'S GOING TO MOP.

322. HA HA HA HA HA.

323. "CONVERSATION TOPICS THAT WILL DERAIL A DINNER PARTY."

324. SO, ANYWAY, IT WAS COMING OUT OF EVERYWHERE.

325. THE FIRST TIME YOU TASTE HUMAN FLESH,

326. IT'S A LITTLE SICKENING.

327. WELL...

328. WELL, WE ARE NOT GOING TO HAVE

329. ANY MORE PROBLEMS WITH THAT HENDERSON DOG,

330. ARE WE?

331. ALL RIGHT.

332. HA HA.

333. "THINGS BALD MEN ARE SICK OF HEARING."

334. WE NEED YOUR HEAD TO BOUNCE A LASER OFF OF

335. TO COMMUNICATE WITH THE SATELLITE.

336. YOU'RE MY ONLY FRIEND ON THIS ISLAND.

337. NO, I JUST HAD ONE.

338. I DON'T WANT TO SAY ANY MORE.

339. NO, GO AHEAD.

340. NO, GO ON. IT'S COMEDY.

341. OKAY. WILL JOHNNY TAKE ME TO THE PROM?

342. I'LL STOP IT NOW FOR YOU.

343. OH, THANKS.

344. YOU'RE WELCOME.

345. JUST IN TIME.

346. I WAS JUST — YOU KNOW...

347. YEAH, STOP AT 10, I SAY.

348. IT'S NOT ME.

349. "IF RAIN MAN HAD DIFFERENT JOBS."

350. THE POINTS DEFINITELY DO NOT MATTER.

351. THE POINTS DEFINITELY DO NOT MATTER.

352. TIP ME $5, $5.

353. ALL RIGHT.

354. "HILLBILLY DATING SERVICE VIDEOS."

355. I'D LIKE TO MEET SOMEONE

356. OUTSIDE THE FAMILY.

357. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

358. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK TO FIND OUT WHO THE WINNER IS

359. RIGHT AFTER THIS. DON'T GO AWAY.

360. HEY, WELCOME BACK TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

361. TONIGHT'S WINNER — KATHY GREENWOOD.

362. KATHY GREENWOOD'S THE WINNER TONIGHT.

363. NOW, FOR THE GAME THAT WE'RE GOING TO BE FORCED TO DO,

364. WHICH IS CALLED "HOEDOWN"

365. WITH LAURA HALL ON PIANO.

366. LAURA HALL LOVES PLAYING THAT HOEDOWN.

367. WE COULD USE A SUGGESTION FROM THE AUDIENCE

368. OF A FIRST THAT YOU'LL REMEMBER FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

369. A FIRST —

370. KISS!

371. WE'LL DO THE FIRST KISS —

372. NO, WE'LL DO THE KISS HOEDOWN WITH THE HELP OF LAURA HALL.

373. TAKE IT AWAY.

374. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "WHOSE LINE" AFTER THIS.

375. WELCOME BACK TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

376. TONIGHT WE'RE GOING TO END THE CREDITS WITH EVERYBODY.

377. REMEMBER SAMANTHA, THE AEROBICS INSTRUCTOR?

378. THEY'RE GOING TO READ THE CREDITS FOR YOU

379. AS IF THEY WERE TAKING AN AEROBICS CLASS

380. FROM SAMANTHA.

381. THANKS, EVERYBODY. GOOD NIGHT.

382. DAN PATTERSON AND MARK LEVESON.

383. DREW CAREY, DAN PATTERSON.

384. MARK LEVESON.

385. WORK IT OUT.

386. WORK IT OUT.

387. DREW CAREY'S THE HOST.

388. HE'S THE ONE NOT UP HERE DOING THIS.

389. RAY MILLER.

390. UHH. THAT'S GOOD.

391. LAURIE HOWARTER, ALISON SIDERIS.

392. I CAN'T — UHH. I CAN'T.

393. UHH. UHH.

394. CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY ABC, INC. AND WARNER BROS. INC.