1. GOOD EVENING, EVERYBODY,
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2. AND WELCOME
TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"
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3. ON TONIGHT'S SHOW —
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4. TAKE IT TO THE LIMIT —
WAYNE BRADY.
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5. THERE'S A NEW KID IN TOWN —
JEFF DAVIS.
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6. DESPERADO —
COLIN MOCHRIE.
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7. AND HE'S ALREADY GONE —
RYAN STILES.
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8. AND I'M YOUR HOST DREW CAREY.
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9. COME ON DOWN.
LET'S HAVE SOME FUN.
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10. HELLO. HELLO, EVERYBODY.
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11. WELCOME TO
"WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?" —
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12. THE SHOW WHERE EVERYTHING'S MADE
UP AND THE POINTS DON'T MATTER.
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13. THAT'S RIGHT, THE POINTS ARE
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14. LIKE THAT BEANIE BABY
YOU PAID $10,000 FOR.
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15. HA HA HA.
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16. LET'S GET STARTED WITH A GAME
CALLED "QUESTIONS ONLY."
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17. THIS IS FOR ALL FOUR OF YOU.
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18. WAYNE AND JEFF ARE GOING
TO START A SCENE.
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19. THE TRICK IS THEY CAN
ONLY SPEAK IN QUESTIONS.
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20. THEY HAVE TO KEEP
THE CONVERSATION GOING.
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21. THEY CAN ONLY ASK QUESTIONS,
AND WHEN ONE OF THEM GOES WRONG,
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22. I'M GOING TO BUZZ THEM. THE
OTHER GUY WILL TAKE THEIR PLACE.
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23. THE SCENE IS
IT'S A BAWDY SATURDAY NIGHT
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24. IN A FRONTIER TOWN AT THE HEIGHT
OF THE GOLD RUSH. TAKE IT AWAY.
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25. HE SAID "BAWDY."
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26. YEAH, BAWDY.
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27. IS IT AWFULLY BAWDY
TO YOU?
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28. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A NIGHT
AS BAWDY AND BALMY AS THIS?
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29. HAVE YOU SEEN THE GOLD
OUT IN THE CREEK?
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30. DOES SOMEBODY HAVE
THAT CLAIM YET?
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31. DO YOU WANT
TO JUMP IT WITH ME?
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32. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN
10-GALLON PANTS BEFORE?
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33. HAVE YOU SEEN
A 4-GALLON BUTT BEFORE?
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34. AM I BEING
TOO BAWDY FOR YOU?
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35. ARE THOSE FIGHTIN' WORDS?
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36. WHERE'S THE SHERIFF
WHEN YOU NEED HIM?
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37. OVER THERE.
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38. HOW'S IT GOING?
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39. YOU WANT SOME GOLD?
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40. HOW MUCH WILL IT COST?
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41. YOU TRYING TO GET
MY CLAIM? YEE HEE.
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42. OH, NO, THAT'S —
I'M WRONG. GO AHEAD.
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43. WHAT WAS THAT?
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44. WHY'D HE RING THE BELL?
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45. ARE YOU HEARING BELLS
AGAIN?
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46. OH, IT'S A BUZZER,
ISN'T IT? OH.
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47. DON'T YOU KNOW
ANY OTHER SONGS?
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48. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE
TO HEAR?
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49. "DO YOU KNOW THE WAY
TO SAN JOSE?"
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50. WHAT?
WHAT, WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?
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51. YOU'RE NOT THAT NEW SHERIFF
FROM DODGE, ARE YOU?
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52. DON'T YOU KNOW ME
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53. AS THE BAWDIEST SHERIFF
THIS SIDE OF THE PECOS?
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54. HAVEN'T YOU HEARD
BLACK BART'S OUT TO GET YOU?
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55. WHY?
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56. I DON'T KNOW.
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57. SOMEBODY LOOKING
FOR BLACK BART?
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58. WEREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO HAVE
A BIGGER HORSE?
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59. HAVEN'T YOU EVER SEEN
A SHETLAND PONY?
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60. SO WHY DO THEY CALL YOU
BLACK BART?
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61. HAVE YOU SEEN
MY HOME VIDEOS?
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62. YOU'RE THE GUY
FROM THOSE HOME VIDEOS?
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63. YOU RECOGNIZE ME?
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64. DO I?
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65. SO CLOSE.
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66. KIND OF A QUESTION.
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67. WHERE'S THE SHERIFF?
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68. WHO'S ASKING?
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69. DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE
YOUR DEAR OLD PA?
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70. WASN'T I TOLD
I WAS ADOPTED?
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71. WEREN'T YOU?
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72. SHOULDN'T YOU KNOW, BEING
THE DONOR OF THE SPERM THAT...
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73. HA HA HA.
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74. WHY DON'T WE
STEP OUTSIDE?
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75. YOU WANT TO...
STEP OUTSIDE?
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76. LET'S GO.
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77. HOW WAS THAT, COWBOY?
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78. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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79. THAT WAS GREAT.
1,000 POINTS APIECE.
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80. POINTS DON'T REALLY
MEAN ANYTHING.
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81. YEAH, WELL...
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82. FINE WITH ME.
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83. NOW LET'S GO ON
TO A GAME CALLED "INFOMERCIAL."
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84. THIS IS FOR RYAN AND COLIN,
AND THEY'RE GOING TO BE
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85. TWO GUYS DOING AN INFOMERCIAL
ABOUT A NEW MIRACLE PRODUCT,
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86. BUT HAVE TO USE ALL THE ITEMS
THAT ARE IN THIS BOX
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87. AS PART OF THEIR PITCH.
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88. NOW WHAT I NEED FROM THE
AUDIENCE — SOMEBODY BEHIND ME,
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89. A PERSONAL PROBLEM
THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN IMPROVED
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90. BY A MIRACLE PRODUCT.
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91. BALDNESS.
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92. EAR WAX.
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93. ARM HAIR.
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94. ARM HAIR. ARM HAIR —
EXCESSIVE ARM HAIR.
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95. BIG PROBLEM FOR SOME OF US.
TELL US HOW TO GET RID OF IT
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96. USING THE ITEMS IN THE BOX,
COLIN AND RYAN.
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97. ALL RIGHT.
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98. ARE YOU TIRED OF PEOPLE
GIVING YOU BANANAS,
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99. MISTAKING YOU FOR A CHIMP?
I AM!
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100. HA HA HA.
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101. BUT WE HAVE THE PRODUCT
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102. THAT WILL GET RID
OF THAT UNSIGHTLY HAIR
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103. IN O—
IN ONLY A YEAR... OR TWO.
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104. THAT'S RIGHT, COL. WE CAN
GET RID OF HAIR IN 30 DAYS
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105. OR YOUR MONEY...
WELL, IT STAYS WITH US,
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106. BUT WE —
WE'LL OFFER AN APOLOGY.
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107. YES, A NICE NOTE.
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108. HEY, COL.
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109. HEY, RY.
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110. YOU KNOW, WE WANT
TO CLIP THOSE HAIRS SOMETIMES.
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111. THEY'RE HAIRS
THAT WE CAN CLIP.
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112. YES.
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113. BUT SCISSORS ARE TOUGHER
TO GO THROUGH BUNCHES OF HAIR.
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114. YOU HAVE TO SEPARATE THE HAIRS
INDIVIDUALLY.
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115. THAT'S WHY WE CLIP EACH HAIR...
TELL ME IF THAT HURTS.
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116. NO, IT DOESN'T HURT.
IT FEELS KIND OF NICE.
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117. THIS WAY, WE CAN —
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118. OW! THAT HURTS.
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119. SORRY. WITH ONE SWIFT MOVE
LIKE THAT,
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120. WE CAN GET ALL THE HAIRS OFF
AT THE SAME TIME.
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121. DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME.
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122. NO, BECAUSE THAT IS
THE OLD WAY TO DO IT.
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123. WE WANT TO COME UP
WITH A PAINLESS WAY, DON'T WE?
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124. OW! OW! OW!
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125. YES, WE DO.
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126. HEY, WHAT'S THAT, COL?
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127. WHY? WHAT DOES IT
LOOK LIKE TO YOU?
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128. WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE
SOME SORT OF, UH, BETTY WIG.
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129. THAT IS ABSOLUTELY CORRECT
BECAUSE, AS YOU KNOW,
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130. BETTY IS
THE GOD OF ARM HAIR.
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131. IF YOU PUT THIS ON AND HEAD
TOWARDS YOUR HAIRY PERSON,
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132. THEY FEEL MUCH MORE RELAXED
AND YOU CAN DO
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133. PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING YOU WANT
TO THE ARM HAIR ON THEM.
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134. EXCUSE ME.
FIVE MINUTES, MISS RENO.
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135. HA HA HA. YOU KNOW...
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136. HA HA HA.
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137. SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO GET
THOSE HAIRS OUT JUST A BIT MORE.
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138. THAT'S WHY WE OFFER
THE FUN OOPEY-DOOPEY TOURNIQUET.
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139. CAN I TELL YOU RIGHT NOW
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140. HOW SORRY I AM
I WORE SHORT SLEEVES?
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141. SEE?
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142. WHY, I FEEL THE HAIR
POPPING OUT EVEN AS WE SPEAK.
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143. AND THAT WAS PAINLESS,
WASN'T IT?
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144. ALL RIGHT,
NOW THE HAIR IS POPPING OUT.
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145. NOW IT'S TIME TO USE
THE PLUCKER.
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146. OH, COLIN.
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147. WELL, THAT'S WORKED
FOR A LITTLE STRIP.
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148. OH, I GUESS IT'S TIME
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149. FOR SOME HEAVY DUTY
ARM HAIR REMOVAL.
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150. THIS IS ACTUALLY
AN EXAMPLE, COL.
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151. THIS IS YOUR ARM
MAGNIFIED 1,000 TIMES.
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152. THESE ARE WHAT THE INDIVIDUAL
HAIRS LOOK LIKE ON YOUR ARM.
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153. THE RESULT IS
WE WANT THIS, NOT THIS.
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154. YOU KNOW, THESE COMMERCIALS
ARE NOT ONLY INFORMATIVE,
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155. BUT THEY'RE ENTERTAINING.
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156. OH, NO! NO!
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157. YOU KNOW —
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158. DID YOU LIKE
MY TIPPI HEDREN?
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159. THAT WAS VERY NICE.
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160. SOMETIMES, WHEN THERE'S
NOTHING ELSE LEFT — SUCTION.
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161. COLIN, NO.
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162. YEAH.
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163. OH.
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164. GET SOMEONE
WHO CAN REALLY SUCK.
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165. AMAZING.
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166. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
"WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"
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167. RIGHT AFTER THIS.
DON'T GO AWAY.
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168. WELCOME BACK
TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"
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169. HEY, IF YOU'RE WATCHING US
ON A RERUN, HI AGAIN.
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170. LET'S KEEP THE SHOW GOING
WITH A GAME CALLED
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171. "2-LINE VOCABULARY."
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172. THIS IS
FOR RYAN, COLIN, AND JEFF.
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173. NOW, IN THIS GAME,
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174. THE PERFORMERS ARE GOING
TO BE ACTING OUT A SCENE.
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175. HOWEVER, RYAN AND JEFF
CAN ONLY SAY
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176. TWO LINES
DURING THE WHOLE SCENE.
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177. THE SCENE IS COLIN'S
A JUNGLE EXPEDITION LEADER
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178. DESPERATELY TRYING TO GET
HIS COLLEAGUES RYAN AND JEFF
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179. TO SET UP CAMP
BEFORE DARKNESS.
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180. YOU GET TO PLAY
A GUY.
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181. JEFF,
THE ONLY LINES YOU'RE —
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182. THE ONLY LINES YOU'RE ALLOWED
TO SAY ARE "I RESENT THAT"
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183. AND "OH, MY GOD,
THAT'S ENORMOUS."
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184. MAN, IF I HAD A NICKEL...
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185. HERE WE GO.
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186. RYAN, YOUR LINES ARE
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187. "SHOULD I USE MY GUN?"
AND "WHAT WAS THAT?"
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188. THAT'S ALL
YOU'RE ALLOWED TO SAY.
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189. SO TAKE IT AWAY
WHENEVER YOU'RE READY.
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190. ALL RIGHT, MEN,
IT'S STARTING TO GET DARK.
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191. MAYBE WE SHOULD
PITCH CAMP HERE.
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192. I RESENT THAT.
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193. LOOK, THERE'S NO REASON
TO RESENT IT.
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194. YOU'RE GETTING TIRED.
YOUR NERVES ARE A LITTLE FRAYED.
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195. SHOULD I USE MY GUN?
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196. NO, HE'S JUST TIRED.
DON'T SHOOT HIM.
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197. WE'VE LOST FIVE GUIDES
ALREADY.
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198. OH, MY GOD,
THAT'S ENORMOUS.
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199. SHOULD I SHOOT MY GUN?
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200. NO, NO, NO, LISTEN,
I WANT YOU TO —
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201. YOU, STAND GUARD.
YOU, PITCH THE TENTS.
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202. I RESENT THAT.
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203. WHY?
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204. WHAT WAS THAT?
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205. YOU'RE THE TENT-PITCHER.
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206. WHAT WAS THAT?
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207. WHAT WAS WHAT?
YOU HEARD SOMETHING?
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208. SHOULD I USE MY GUN?
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209. NO, WAIT. LET'S FIND OUT
WHAT IT IS FIRST.
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210. OH, MY GOD,
THAT'S ENORMOUS.
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211. I RESENT THAT.
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212. IT'S AN AIRPLANE.
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213. SHOULD I USE MY GUN?
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214. NO, IT'S AN AIRPLANE.
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215. IT HAS PEOPLE.
IT'S A GOOD THING.
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216. I RESENT THAT.
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217. I KNOW YOU DO.
NOW LISTEN.
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218. WE GOT TO GET A GOOD NIGHT'S
SLEEP BECAUSE WE HAVE TO FIND
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219. THE GOLDEN IDOL OF RUMBABA
TOMORROW.
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220. OH, MY GOD,
THAT'S ENORMOUS.
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221. IT IS ENORMOUS,
AND IT NEEDS THE THREE OF US
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222. TO BE IN PERFECT HEALTH
TO CARRY IT.
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223. IT WEIGHS OVER 15 TONS.
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224. SHOULD I USE MY GUN?
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225. HOW WOULD THAT HELP,
USING YOUR GUN LIKE THIS?
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226. WHAT WAS THAT?
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227. IT WAS YOU DOING THIS.
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228. OH, MY GOD...
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229. SHOULD I USE MY GUN?
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230. THAT'S ENORMOUS.
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231. AW, COME ON NOW.
COME ON.
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232. WHAT WAS THAT?
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233. HEY, I RESENT THAT.
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234. WHAT WAS THAT?
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235. LOOK...
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236. WHAT WAS THAT?
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237. RELAX. YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN
ON THESE JUNGLE EXPEDITIONS
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238. FOR ALMOST A MONTH NOW
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239. AND TEMPERS CAN GET FRAYED,
BUT WE HAVE TO WORK TOGETHER.
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240. SHH — A POISONOUS SNAKE.
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241. WHAT WAS THAT?
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242. I'M TELLING YOU
IT'S A POISONOUS SNAKE.
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243. SHOULD I USE MY GUN?
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244. YES, NOW IS THE TIME
TO USE YOUR GUN.
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245. OH, MY GOD...
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246. THAT'S ENORMOUS.
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247. HEY, IT DOESN'T MATTER
HOW BIG IT IS. IT'S POISONOUS.
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248. I RESENT THAT.
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249. I KNOW. SHOOT IT.
SHOOT. SHOOT IT.
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250. SHOULD I USE MY —
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251. AAH! OKAY,
YOU TOOK TOO LONG.
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252. WHAT WAS THAT?
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253. THAT WAS A BITE.
THAT WAS —
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254. OH, MY GOD,
THAT'S ENORMOUS.
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255. I KNOW. IT'S A BIG —
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256. SHOULD I USE MY GUN?
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257. NO, NO! DON'T USE THE GUN.
DON'T USE THE GUN.
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258. USE THE GUN ON THE —
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259. OH, I RESENT THAT.
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260. LOOK, IN THE JUNGLE,
IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED.
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261. I RESENT THAT.
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262. SHUT UP.
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263. WHAT WAS THAT?
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264. THAT WAS ME
SAYING SHUT UP.
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265. SHOULD I USE MY GUN?
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266. ALL RIGHT, YOU —
ALL RIGHT.
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267. THAT'S RIGHT. THAT WAS
"2-LINE VOCABULARY"
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268. OR, AS WE LIKE TO CALL IT,
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269. "THE DRIVE-YOUR-WIFE-CRAZY
GAME."
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270. PLAY IT WITH YOUR WIFE
WITHOUT TELLING HER
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271. AND, MAN,
IS IT FUN, FUN, FUN!
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272. HA HA HA.
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273. NOW LET'S PLAY A GAME
CALLED "GREATEST HITS."
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274. THIS IS FOR EVERYBODY,
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275. WITH LAURA HALL, LINDA TAYLOR,
AND CECE WORRALL —
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276. LITERALLY,
EVERYBODY ON THE SHOW.
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277. HERE WE GO.
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278. NOW WHAT I NEED
FROM THE AUDIENCE IS
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279. A SUGGESTION OF A MAJOR MODE
OF TRANSPORTATION.
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280. BUS.
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281. TRAIN.
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282. MOTORCYCLE.
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283. SCOOTER!
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284. MOTORCYCLE,
THE GUY WAS DOING.
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285. SO WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN IS
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286. COLIN AND RYAN ARE GOING TO BE
TV COMMERCIAL PITCHMEN, TALKING
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287. ABOUT THE LATEST COMPILATION
ALBUM THEY'RE TRYING TO SELL,
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288. AND WAYNE AND JEFF ARE GONNA TRY
TO SING SNIPPETS OF THE SONGS,
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289. AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE
TALKING ABOUT THE ALBUM
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290. "SONGS OF THE MOTORCYCLE."
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291. HI, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
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292. TO "HUMPTY DUMPTY —
THE EARLY YEARS"
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293. IN JUST A SECOND.
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294. OH, WE LAUGH SO MUCH
ON OUR JOBS HERE.
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295. THAT'S BECAUSE WE HAVE
THE BEST JOB IN THE WORLD —
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296. SELLING YOU CDs ABOUT
THINGS YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT.
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297. FOR INSTANCE, THIS CD PACK
IS LOADED WITH SONGS
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298. ABOUT THE MOTORCYCLE.
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299. RUM R-R-R-RUM!
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300. APPARENTLY, COLIN'S
NEVER RIDDEN ONE.
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301. YOU KNOW, COLIN, THERE'S
SO MANY HITS ON THIS 2-CD SET,
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302. I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO PICK JUST ONE.
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303. I THINK ONE OF
MY FAVORITE SINGERS OF ALL TIME
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304. WAS LIBERACE.
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305. HE DIDN'T SING A LOT, HE PLAYED,
BUT SOMETIMES HE SANG, AS WELL.
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306. YOU KNEW HIM
BETTER THAN I DID.
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307. I THINK...
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308. BUT I THINK
A STYLE I LIKE EVEN MORE
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309. WAS DONE BY HIS SISTER MARY,
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310. AND MARIACHI MUSIC IS
ONE OF MY FAVORITES,
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311. AND WHO — A LONG WAY TO GO
FOR THAT ONE, HUH?
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312. IT WAS. IT WAS GREAT.
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313. YOU COULD HAVE USED
A MOTORCYCLE TO GO THERE
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314. AND STILL HAVE TIME
TO GO SEE THE ALPS.
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315. AND I THINK ONE OF MY MARIACHI
FAVORITE SONGS HAS TO BE
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316. "OLD LADY ON MY HOG."
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317. AH-HA.
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318. HA-HA-HA.
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319. WHOO-HOO!
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320. WHOO!
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321. YOU'LL NOTICE SHE WAS —
SHE WAS BACKED UP
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322. BY HER BROTHER GEORGE
IN THAT SONG.
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323. GEORGE-ACHI?
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324. THAT DOESN'T REALLY WORK,
DOES IT?
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325. NO, IT DOESN'T WORK AT ALL.
YOU KNOW...
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326. YOU KNOW, COLIN,
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327. I JUST REALIZED THERE'S
NOT A LOT OF THINGS
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328. TO PROTEST THESE DAYS,
IS THERE?
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329. NO. NOTHING.
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330. WELL, SURE...
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331. WELL, IF YOU WANT
TO LOOK FOR SOMETHING,
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332. I GUESS THE FIRST FIVE QUESTIONS
ON "MILLIONAIRE"
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333. ARE WAY TOO EASY,
BUT OTHER THAN THAT,
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334. IT'S JUST NOT LIKE THE '60s
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335. WHEN PROTEST SONGS WERE SANG
FROM HERE, WELL, TO OVER THERE,
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336. AND I THINK ONE OF MY
'60s PROTEST FAVORITE SONGS —
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337. REVERSE THAT AND IT'S MY
FAVORITE '60s PROTEST SONGS —
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338. HAS TO BE...
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339. "ASPHALT AND CHAPS."
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340. OW.
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341. OH.
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342. YOU KNOW, COLIN...
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343. YEAH, RYAN?
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344. WHEN I'M FEELING ROMANTIC
TO THE — WITH THE WIFE,
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345. OR TO THE WIFE —
SOMETIMES SHE'S SLEEPING,
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346. BUT WHEN I'M FEELING ROMANTIC
WITH THE WIFE...
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347. OH, A MUCH BETTER
SITUATION.
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348. I'LL GET A NICE BOTTLE
OF CHAMPAGNE,
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349. I'LL LIGHT SOME CANDLES,
AND I'LL PUT ON SOME THRASH
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350. BECAUSE NOTHING
GETS HER HOTTER
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351. THAN A LITTLE THRASH MUSIC
NOW AND THEN.
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352. OH, EVERYONE LOVES
A GOOD THRASH.
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353. OH, AND SHE GETS EXCITED AT
THAT THRASH HIT SIMPLY TITLED...
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354. WHOO!
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355. YEAH! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK,
FIND OUT WHO THE WINNER IS.
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356. DON'T GO AWAY.
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357. WELCOME BACK
TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"
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358. TONIGHT'S WINNER — WAYNE BRADY.
WAYNE BRADY'S THE WINNER.
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359. WHOO! I LOVE YOU.
I LOVE YOU.
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360. SO WAYNE'S GOING
TO SIT AT THE DESK AND RELAX
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361. AND WE'RE GOING TO DO A GAME
FOR YOU CALLED "WORLD'S WORST"
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362. AND WE'RE GOING
TO COME UP WITH EXAMPLES
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363. OF THE WORLD'S
WORST WHAT, WAYNE?
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364. NEIGHBOR.
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365. EXAMPLES OF THE WORLD'S
WORST NEIGHBOR.
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366. I NEED TO BORROW A SHOVEL,
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367. AND IF YOU HEAR
ANYTHING TONIGHT, IGNORE IT.
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368. I'M SORRY. GO AHEAD.
GO AHEAD. GO AHEAD.
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369. HEIDY-HO, TIM.
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370. HERE'S 100 BUCKS.
DO A HOEDOWN.
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371. HEY, DO YOU ALWAYS
LAY OUT NAKED?
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372. I GOT A NEW STEREO.
HOPE YOU LIKE MICHAEL BOLTON.
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373. DO YOU HAVE ANY PLUTONIUM?
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374. HA HA HA.
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375. AND THIS
ANIMAL IS MY NEIGHBOR'S DOG.
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376. ISN'T HE BEAUTIFUL?
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377. I REPRESENT THE LOLLIPOP LEAGUE.
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378. I'M NAKED
AND I'M GOING TO POINT OUT
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379. ALL THE KNOTS IN YOUR FENCE.
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380. YEAH,
I LIKE TO SUNBATHE NAKED.
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381. IT'S, UH, 3:00.
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382. YOUR YARD. MY YARD.
YOUR YARD. MY YARD.
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383. I SAW YOU WORKING OUT.
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384. LET'S SEE
HOW ATHLETIC YOU REALLY ARE.
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385. THERE'S A KITTEN.
THERE'S A KITTEN.
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386. THERE'S A KITTEN.
HERE'S A KITTEN.
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387. OH, ME?
I'M A JACKHAMMER TESTER.
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388. THAT'D BE A BAD GUY
TO LIVE NEXT DOOR TO, HUH?
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389. A JACKHAMMER TESTER.
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390. 'CAUSE HE'D PLAYING
A JACKHAMMER.
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391. HE'D BE WITH HIS JACKHAMMER
ALL DAY.
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392. EXCUSE ME.
I'M TAPPED INTO YOUR CABLE.
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393. WOULD YOU MIND CHANGING IT
TO CHANNEL 8?
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394. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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395. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
WITH MORE "WHOSE LINE"
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396. RIGHT AFTER THIS.
DON'T GO AWAY.
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397. HEY, WELCOME BACK
TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"
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398. TONIGHT, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE
EVERYBODY END THE SHOW
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399. BY READING THE CREDITS
FOR YOU,
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400. AND I WANT YOU
TO READ THE CREDITS
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401. AS A HEAVY METAL BAND
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402. TRYING TO COME UP WITH A NAME
FOR THEMSELVES.
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403. THANKS FOR WATCHING, EVERYBODY.
GOOD NIGHT.
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404. ALL RIGHT.
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405. I THINK WE SHOULD BE
THE RYAN STILES.
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406. NO, NO, WE'LL BE
THE PATTERSONS. THE PATTERSONS.
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407. ARTHUR FORREST
WITHOUT A TREE.
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408. NO, HOW ABOUT
WE'LL BE THE HARRY CARAYS?
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409. WE'LL BE THE HARRY CARAYS,
RIGHT?
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410. WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK,
STIG?
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411. I THINK WE SHOULD CALL OURSELVES
THE KRISTAN ANDREWS PROJECT.
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412. OH, THAT'S GOT
A NICE RING.
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413. WHAT ABOUT RACHEL DOWLING
COMPLETE POST?
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414. COMPLETE POST.
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415. COMPLETE POST.
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416. COMPLETE POST.
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417. CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY ABC, INC.
AND WARNER BROS. INC.
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