Whose Line Is It Anyway? 4x15

Directed by

Lea Thompson as Self • Jonathan Mangum as Self

Actress Lea Thompson; comedian Jonathan Mangum.

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1. GOOD EVENING, EVERYBODY.

2. WELCOME TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

3. AND OUR SALUTE TO AMERICAN TELEVISION.

4. ON TONIGHT'S SHOW, STAY TUNED FOR BRAD SHERWOOD.

5. DON'T TOUCH THAT DIAL — WAYNE BRADY.

6. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH COLIN MOCHRIE.

7. AND WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM TO BRING YOU RYAN STILES.

8. AND I'M YOUR HOST, DREW CAREY. LET'S HAVE SOME FUN.

9. HELLO. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

10. GOOD EVENING.

11. WELCOME TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

12. THE SHOW WHERE EVERYTHING'S MADE UP AND THE POINTS DON'T MATTER.

13. TONIGHT WE SALUTE GREAT AMERICAN TELEVISION.

14. "WHOSE LINE" SALUTES GREAT AMERICAN TELEVISION.

15. KIND OF IRONIC, ISN'T IT?

16. IT'S GONNA BE A SPECIAL SHOW.

17. WE'RE GONNA HAVE A GREAT TIME. LET'S GET STARTED.

18. JUST TO SHOW YOU WHAT IT'S LIKE, WE'RE GONNA START WITH A GAME

19. CALLED "QUESTIONABLE IMPRESSIONS FROM TELEVISION."

20. "QUESTIONABLE IMPRESSIONS FROM TELEVISION."

21. THIS IS OUR NORMAL "QUESTIONABLE IMPRESSIONS" GAME,

22. EXCEPT IT'S CALLED "QUESTIONABLE IMPRESSIONS FROM TV."

23. A LITTLE TWIST FOR YOU. YEAH.

24. NOW, THEY CAN ONLY SPEAK IN QUESTIONS,

25. AND THEY ALSO HAVE TO DO A DIFFERENT IMPRESSION

26. EVERY TIME THEY COME ON,

27. AND YOU'RE ONLY ALLOWED TO DO IMPRESSIONS

28. OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN ON TV — TV STARS.

29. NOW, WHAT I NEED FROM THE AUDIENCE

30. IS A PLACE WHERE THERE'S A SENSE OF URGENCY.

31. BATHROOM!

32. EMERGENCY ROOM!

33. THEY'RE ALL SAYING, "EMERGENCY ROOM."

34. SO TAKE IT AWAY — "QUESTIONABLE IMPRESSIONS."

35. WILL YOU HAND ME A SCALPEL, MRS. CARMICHAEL?

36. [ Imitating Scooby-Doo ] RUH-OH! I HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOM.

37. QUESTIONS.

38. RUH-ROH? I HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOM?

39. HAS MY WIFE DELIVERED HER COLT YET?

40. HEY, BOO BOO,

41. WHEN DO YOU THINK SHE'S GONNA BE DUE?

42. AREN'T YOU A DOCTOR?

43. I'M SMARTER THAN THE AVERAGE — UH-OH.

44. WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM?

45. WHAT YOU TALKIN' 'BOUT, DOCTOR?

46. DO YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN VERY SERIOUS TROUBLE?

47. CAN YOU HELP ME GET TALLER?

48. WHERE ARE THE SURGICAL INSTRUMENTS?

49. WHERE ARE THEY?

50. WHAT HAPPENED TO MY NURSE? AH. AH, AH, AH.

51. WHO ARE YOU?

52. I'LL NEVER GET OFF THIS ISLAND.

53. DID YOU SEE ME

54. ON THIS WEEK'S "BIOGRAPHY"?

55. DO YOU MIND IF I SAY,

56. "YOU'RE THE WEAKEST DOCTOR — GOODBYE"?

57. 1,000 POINTS APIECE. THAT WAS GREAT.

58. LET'S GO ON TO A GAME —

59. THEY DO ALL THE WORK, I SAY, "1,000 POINTS,"

60. I READ THE CARDS — IT'S A SHOW.

61. THAT WAS FOR OUR SALUTE TO TELEVISION!

62. SA-A-A-LUTE!

63. OH, SPEAKING OF SALUTES TO TELEVISION,

64. WE HAVE A GREAT SPECIAL GUEST FOR YOU RIGHT NOW.

65. IT'S A GAME CALLED "DUET."

66. THIS IS FOR BRAD AND WAYNE

67. WITH LAURA HALL AND LINDA TAYLOR.

68. OUR SPECIAL GUEST IS A STAR OF SCREEN —

69. SMALL SCREEN, THE BIG SCREEN, TELEVISION, FILMS.

70. PLEASE WELCOME THE WONDERFUL LASSIE, EVERYBODY.

71. LASSIE, COME OUT HERE, LASSIE.

72. OH, MY GOSH!

73. SWEETIE, HI!

74. OH, CAN I PET YOU?

75. WHAT? JIMMY'S IN THE WELL?

76. OH, WOW!

77. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK!

78. YOU GUYS ARE GONNA SING TO LASSIE, AND I WANT YOU TO —

79. SHE'S SO PRETTY.

80. YEAH, SHE IS. UH...

81. HEY.

82. WHATEVER, DUDE.

83. I'M NOT JUDGING YOU. YOU KNOW.

84. YOU'RE GONNA SING TO LASSIE.

85. YOU'RE GONNA SING A COUNTRY SONG TO GOOD OLD LASSIE...

86. SURE.

87. WITH THE HELP OF LAURA HALL AND LINDA TAYLOR.

88. LASSIE, WHERE YOU GOIN', GIRL?

89. LASSIE.

90. OOOOH! OOOOH!

91. COME ON, LASSIE.

92. COME ON, LASSIE!

93. WE GET THE FINEST CHICKS ON "WHOSE LINE," MAN.

94. WHOO!

95. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "WHOSE LINE"

96. AND OUR SALUTE TO AMERICAN TELEVISION.

97. DON'T GO AWAY.

98. WELCOME BACK TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?" —

99. OUR SPECIAL TRIBUTE TO AMERICAN TELEVISION

100. WHERE ALL THE GAMES ARE TV-THEMED.

101. WE WANTED TO MAKE TONIGHT'S SALUTE REALLY SPECIAL,

102. BUT, UNFORTUNATELY, MR. T WANTED TOO MUCH MONEY.

103. SALUTE TO TELEVISION!

104. BY THE WAY, DON'T GO ANYWHERE.

105. WE HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST LATER IN THE SHOW.

106. YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS IT.

107. SA-A-A-A-A-LUTE!

108. YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN A CORNFIELD.

109. SA-A-A-A-A-LUTE!

110. OKAY. LET'S GO ON TO A GAME CALLED "FILM DUB."

111. WE TOOK A PIECE OF FILM, TURNED THE VOLUME OFF,

112. AND RYAN AND COLIN AND BRAD AND WAYNE

113. ARE GONNA SIT IN FRONT OF THE SCREEN HERE,

114. AND THEY'RE GONNA MAKE UP THEIR OWN DIALOGUE.

115. THE SCENE I'D LIKE YOU TO IMPROVISE

116. IS TWO STREET GANGS ARGUING OVER TERRITORY.

117. TAKE IT AWAY.

118. OKAY. WE'RE GONNA DIVIDE UP.

119. WE ARE GONNA TAKE YOUR HATS, AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE —

120. THIS NEIGHBORHOOD'S OURS NOW.

121. WE WANT YOU OUT OF TOWN BY NOON.

122. WE'RE THE BEIGE SHIRT GANG!

123. MY BEIGE SHIRT IS DIRTY, SO I HAD TO WEAR THIS DARK ONE,

124. BUT WE'RE TOUGHER!

125. LISTEN, YOU THINK IT'S EASY FOR US

126. WEARING DIAPHRAGMS ON OUR HEAD ALL DAY?

127. WE'RE TOUGH!

128. THEY'RE NOT DIAPHRAGMS!

129. WE CAN TAKE THIS WHOLE CITY IF WE WANT TO —

130. STUPID BEIGE SHIRTS!

131. IF YOU'RE —

132. WAIT.

133. LISTEN, I'M THE ONLY ONE BRAVE ENOUGH TO STAND UP TO YOU!

134. THAT'S WHY I'M STEPPING FORWARD —

135. AH, YOU SHUT UP.

136. I'M GONNA COME OVER THERE AND RIP YOUR SHIRT OFF

137. AND WEAR IT MYSELF!

138. YOU DON'T SCARE ME!

139. THAT'S WHY I'M STANDING HERE — BACK HERE.

140. MAY I SUGGEST —

141. WILL YOU SUGGEST WHAT, MR. SHINY HAT?

142. I SUGGEST WE ALL SETTLE DOWN AND ORDER SOME LATTES.

143. I'M GONNA SPIN YOU LIKE THE DISCO BALL YOU ARE, MISTER.

144. OH. AH, AH, WELL. AH. WELL.

145. I LIKE HOW THE ONE GANG AT THE END

146. MADE RYAN'S GETTING-OUT-OF-BED NOISE.

147. HOW DO YOU KNOW?

148. I TOLD HIM!

149. OKAY. LET'S PLAY A GAME CALLED —

150. WELL, THIS GAME IS FOR RYAN AND COLIN.

151. RYAN AND COLIN, COME ON DOWN HERE.

152. YOU'RE GONNA PLAY A SPECIAL GAME.

153. HELLO. HI. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

154. JULIE.

155. JULIE, GO SAY HI TO RYAN AND COLIN.

156. CAN I HAVE YOUR NAME, PLEASE?

157. KAREN.

158. KAREN, COME ON DOWN HERE, KAREN.

159. GO RIGHT ON DOWN THERE. SAY HI TO RYAN AND COLIN.

160. HELLO.

161. STAND RIGHT OVER HERE.

162. NICE TO MEET YOU.

163. JULIE AND KAREN, RIGHT?

164. SO, JULIE AND KAREN,

165. WE'RE GONNA DO A GAME CALLED "SOUND EFFECTS."

166. NOW, THIS IS REAL EASY.

167. JULIE, YOU'RE GONNA DO THE SOUND EFFECTS FOR RYAN,

168. AND KAREN, YOU'RE GONNA DO SOUND EFFECTS FOR COLIN.

169. COLIN'S THE BALD ONE.

170. AND... MARK.

171. NOW, HERE'S THE SCENE.

172. RYAN IS ONE OF CHARLIE'S ANGELS, AND COLIN IS BOSLEY.

173. THEY RECEIVED INSTRUCTIONS FROM CHARLIE

174. TO INFILTRATE A CRIMINAL MASTERMIND'S

175. JUNGLE HEADQUARTERS,

176. WHERE HIS MILITIA HAS KIDNAPPED THE OTHER TWO ANGELS.

177. TAKE IT AWAY.

178. SORRY I'M LATE, CHARLIE.

179. BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!

180. I'M BOSLEY.

181. OH, SORRY.

182. YOU CAN STILL HOLD THEM IF YOU WANT.

183. LOOK, I JUST GOT A MESSAGE FROM CHARLIE.

184. CAN'T YOU LISTEN LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE?

185. I'M SORRY.

186. WE HAVE TO GO TO THE JUNGLE.

187. THEY'RE BEING HELD CAPTIVE BY SOME MAD DICTATOR.

188. WHO IS?

189. THE OTHER ANGELS.

190. OH, THERE'S MORE?

191. YES.

192. GET INTO THE PRIVATE ANGEL PLANE.

193. I'VE DEFLATED THEM FOR TRAVELING.

194. IT MAKES IT EASIER FOR YOU TO SEE.

195. WE'RE TRAVELING OVER WATER.

196. IN CASE THERE'S A PROBLEM, YOU MAY HAVE TO INFLATE THEM AGAIN.

197. ALL RIGHT.

198. FLURP FLURP FLURP.

199. CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK.

200. CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK.

201. CAN I CLICK SOME?

202. PLEASE.

203. CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK.

204. I'VE GOT THE DEEPER ONES.

205. SEAT BELTS.

206. CLICK.

207. READY?

208. I HOPE THAT YOUR ENGINE CLICKS WHEN YOU START IT UP.

209. NO. LISTEN TO THIS.

210. VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM.

211. VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM.

212. GIVE HER A LITTLE GAS.

213. IT STOPPED! IT STOPPED!

214. NO.

215. VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM.

216. I TURNED ON THE MUFFLE THING.

217. ALL RIGHT.

218. WHAT'S THAT ISLAND LOOK LIKE, CHARLIE?

219. I'M BOSLEY!

220. SORRY.

221. THAT'S IT RIGHT THERE.

222. PUT ON YOUR PARACHUTE.

223. IT'S ALL WET.

224. YEAH. WELL, I HAD TO WASH EVERYTHING

225. BEFORE WE TOOK IT ON THE MISSION.

226. OKAY. I'M READY.

227. I'M GONNA PUT MINE ON.

228. CLUMP CLUMP CLUMP CLUMP CLUMP.

229. IT'S ALL CLUMPED UP.

230. MINE'S MADE OF BAMBOO.

231. OH.

232. IT'S VERY LIGHT.

233. I'M READY.

234. ALL RIGHT. I'M GONNA OPEN THE DOOR.

235. CRUNCH.

236. WHO LEFT THIS CEREAL HERE?

237. SORRY. IT'S ALL I EAT.

238. VAROOM!

239. THANK GOD IT'S NOT THAT WINDY UP HERE.

240. OH, THERE WE GO.

241. READY?

242. READY.

243. WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!

244. WHOOOOOOO!

245. I HOPE WE DON'T LAND IN THAT PACK OF WOLVES.

246. CHURP CHURP CHURP.

247. OH, I LANDED IN SOME SOFT SAND.

248. BOHM!

249. LOOK — THAT GIANT FORTRESS THERE —

250. TINY NATIVES!

251. VROOM VROOM.

252. I DIDN'T BRING ANY WEAPONS.

253. MY PANTS ARE FULL OF THEM.

254. HERE. WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO CUT THROUGH THE JUNGLE PART HERE.

255. USE THAT MACHETE.

256. BAROOMP BAROOMP BAROOMP BAROOMP.

257. THERE'S THE FORTRESS!

258. OKAY, WE'RE GONNA CLIMB UP OVER THE NORTH WALL THERE.

259. I'M SCARED, CHARLIE.

260. I'M BOSLEY!

261. LOOK! THERE'S MY DRIVER'S LICENSE.

262. LOOK.

263. OKAY, I'VE GOT IT.

264. WHAT'S MY NAME?

265. BOSLEY.

266. ALL RIGHT.

267. QUICK — SHOOT SOMETHING OUT OF YOUR PANTS

268. THAT WILL GO OVER THE WALL THAT WE CAN CLIMB UP.

269. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE OF "WHOSE LINE" —

270. A SALUTE TO AMERICAN TELEVISION.

271. DON'T GO AWAY.

272. WE'VE GOT A SPECIAL TREAT FOR YOU TONIGHT.

273. SINCE WE ARE SALUTING AMERICAN TELEVISION,

274. I BROUGHT WHAT I THINK

275. IS THE GREATEST TELEVISION STAR OF ALL TIME

276. TO JOIN US HERE TONIGHT.

277. PLEASE WELCOME THE GREATEST, MR. SID CAESAR.

278. SID CAESAR IS HERE.

279. HOW'S IT GOING, MAN?

280. SID CAESAR, EVERYBODY!

281. I'M SO EXCITED. THANKS FOR DOING THE SHOW.

282. IT'S GONNA BE GREAT.

283. WE'RE GONNA DO A GAME CALLED "FOREIGN FILM DUB"

284. BECAUSE ONE OF THE THINGS HE DOES GREAT IS LANGUAGES.

285. WE'RE GONNA START OUT DOING A FRENCH SPY MOVIE FOR YOU,

286. AND TO MAKE IT EVEN MORE DIFFICULT, FOR ME ANYWAY,

287. WE'RE GONNA SWITCH LANGUAGES THROUGHOUT THE GAME.

288. SO WHAT'S THE — IF YOU WERE MAKING A FRENCH SPY MOVIE,

289. WHAT WOULD THE NAME OF THE FRENCH SPY MOVIE BE?

290. "LOST IN THE TRENCHES"!

291. "ESCARGOT"!

292. "ESCARGOT" — THE FRENCH SPY MOVIE "ESCARGOT."

293. TAKE IT AWAY WHENEVER YOU'RE READY.

294. YOU MUST LISTEN TO ME.

295. A LARGE SNAIL IS TERRORIZING THE COUNTRYSIDE.

296. IT HAS DESTROYED ALL THE HORSES AND COWS — NOTHING ELSE —

297. DON'T ASK ME WHY.

298. YOU KNOW SO MUCH.

299. WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR INFORMATION FROM?

300. A LOT OF MY INFORMATION I GET FROM THE NEWSPAPER,

301. MADE BY THE GARLIC PRESS.

302. WHAT CAN I DO ABOUT THIS? I AM JUST ONE MAN.

303. GERMAN.

304. YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN DO THIS JOB.

305. TAKE A LARGE LEMON

306. FROM SOMEWHERE NEAR POLAND AND CZECHOSLOVAKIA.

307. SQUEEZE IT AS HARD AS YOU CAN INTO THE SNAIL'S EYES.

308. THIS WILL BLIND IT. THEN THE REST WILL BE UP TO YOU.

309. BERLIN!

310. FEELINGS, NOTHING MORE THAN FEELINGS.

311. JAPANESE.

312. WHERE DO ANY OF US GET OUR COURAGE FROM?

313. LIQUOR — LIQUOR, LIQUOR, AND MORE LIQUOR.

314. KAWASAKI!

315. I THINK I AM STILL STUCK IN THE FRENCH THING.

316. RUSSIAN.

317. THAT'S SOME BORSCHT.

318. I WANT YOU TO GO UP TO THE GIANT SNAIL NOW,

319. LOOK HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EYES, AND MAKE A SOUP REFERENCE.

320. I'M NOT FOLLOWING HIM ANYMORE.

321. HOW ABOUT IT FOR MR. SID CAESAR?

322. GOD BLESS YOU.

323. THAT WAS REALLY FUN.

324. THANK YOU.

325. SID CAESAR, EVERYBODY!

326. WELCOME BACK TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

327. BEFORE WE SAY GOOD NIGHT TO SID CAESAR,

328. TAKE A CHANCE TO VISIT SID CAESAR'S WEBSITE.

329. IT'S A LOT OF FUN — sidcaesar.com.

330. IT'S REAL EASY TO REMEMBER — sidcaesar.com.

331. AND WE HAVE A SPECIAL SURPRISE FOR YOU.

332. WE WANT YOU TO SIT THERE, AND WHILE THE CREDITS ROLL,

333. WE'RE GONNA BRING OUT A BIRTHDAY CAKE.

334. WE'LL ALL SING HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SID FOR THE CREDITS.

335. CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY ABC, INC. AND WARNER BROS. INC.

336. THANKS FOR WATCHING, EVERYBODY! GOOD NIGHT!