Whose Line Is It Anyway? 4x12

Directed by

Lyndie Greenwood as Self

With guest star appearance by Lyndie Greenwood.

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1. GOOD EVENING, EVERYBODY,

2. "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

3. ON TONIGHT'S SHOW —

4. WAYNE BRADY.

5. KATHY GREENWOOD.

6. COLIN MOCHRIE.

7. AND I WOULDN'T FEED THIS TO THE DOG — RYAN STILES.

8. I'M YOUR HOST DREW CAREY.

9. COME ON DOWN, LET'S HAVE SOME FUN.

10. HELLO, HELLO.

11. WELCOME TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?",

12. THE SHOW WHERE EVERYTHING'S

13. AND THE POINTS DON'T MATTER.

14. THAT'S RIGHT, THE POINTS DON'T MATTER,

15. JUST LIKE THE SWISS NAVY.

16. YOU DON'T WANT TO LISTEN TO ME YAPPING ALL NIGHT.

17. LET'S GET ON WITH THE SHOW.

18. WE'LL START WITH A GAME CALLED "WEIRD NEWSCASTERS."

19. THIS IS FOR ALL FOUR OF YOU.

20. COLIN, YOU'RE GOING TO BE ANCHOR OF A NEWS PROGRAM.

21. KATHY, YOU'RE THE CO-ANCHOR.

22. YOU'RE A WHINY GIRLFRIEND FROM A 1930s GANGSTER MOVIE

23. IS HER MOB BOSS BOYFRIEND.

24. WAYNE, YOU'RE DOING THE SPORTS.

25. YOU'RE A FEMALE

26. MAN WITH HER STRENGTH.

27. YOU'RE A FEMALE

28. MAN WITH HER STRENGTH.

29. RYAN, YOU'RE DOING THE WEATHER.

30. YOU'RE AN INCREASINGLY

31. AS THE SLIPPER.

32. TAKE IT AWAY!

33. GOOD EVENING, AND WELCOME TO THE 6:00 NEWS.

34. I'M YOUR ANCHOR OSWALD THAT ENDSWALD.

35. JIMMY "TWO SHOES" MACLARDI

36. PORCELAIN FIGURES.

37. PATTY-WHACK.

38. JANINE JENOU. JANINE.

39. THANK YOU, OSWALD.

40. LISTEN, THANKS FOR THE JOB AND EVERYTHING, HONEY,

41. BUT I WANT TO GET MARRIED.

42. TO BUY ME OFF

43. AND THINGS LIKE THAT?

44. WHY CAN'T YOU JUST MARRY ME, HONEY?

45. WHY, WHY, WHY?

46. DOGS IN A 5-MILE AREA GO DEAF.

47. AGAIN?

48. JOSE CAN YOU SEE. JOSE.

49. DO SVIDANIYA.

50. ALL OF YOU TODAY.

51. AND SAYING, "DAMN, THAT HOTTIE HAS ALL THE BACK."

52. SOME PEOPLE SAY, "HOW IS IT

53. "THAT YOU CAN ATTRACT AMERICAN MEN?

54. FOR MY OWN GOOD."

55. PLEASE OBSERVE.

56. OH, THAT IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU.

57. BIG THING,

58. CANNOT LIFT.

59. YOU WANT ME TO LIFT THIS?

60. TO LIFT THIS?

61. DO YOU WANT ME TO LIFT THIS?

62. OH!

63. I AM ADMITTING FAILURE,

64. FOR I ONCE LIFTED LEVIATHAN, BUT I CANNOT LIFT HIM.

65. WHAT? WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

66. NOTHING.

67. WHAT?

68. WITH COLE FRONT. COLE.

69. I'M SORRY.

70. THERE'S DARK CLOUDS AHEAD,

71. AND DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THERE'LL BE

72. A RAY OF SUNSHINE IN MY LIFE.

73. OHH.

74. OHH.

75. NOTHING.

76. OHH.

77. AHH. OHH. AHH.

78. DAH.

79. NO, NO, NO.

80. OHH.

81. OH!

82. NO!

83. OH!

84. NO!

85. OHH. NO. DAH.

86. OHH. OHH. OHH. NO.

87. NO!

88. WHY? WHY?

89. WELL, THAT'S IT FOR THE 6:00 NEWS.

90. FOR MORE NEWS, MORE GOOD NEWS.

91. GOOD NIGHT.

92. WELL, THAT'S 1,000 POINTS EACH TO KATHY AND COLIN.

93. RYAN AND WAYNE, IT'S NICE KNOWING YOU.

94. "SONG STYLES."

95. WITH LAURA HALL, LINDA TAYLOR.

96. WHAT'S YOUR NAME, PLEASE?

97. INGRID.

98. INGRID, WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING?

99. I'M A DETECTIVE WITH THE POLICE DEPARTMENT.

100. UH, OKAY, I GUESS COME ON DOWN.

101. HOW YOU DOING, INGRID? GO SAY HI TO WAYNE.

102. HOW YOU DOING, INGRID?

103. INGRID, THIS IS WAYNE BRADY,

104. THAT WANTS THE WARRANTS.

105. HA HA HA!

106. AND — HA HA HA —

107. HE'S GOING TO BE SINGING —

108. HE'S GOING TO BE SINGING

109. AN '80s ROCK ANTHEM.

110. TAKE IT AWAY.

111. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

112. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

113. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "WHOSE LINE"

114. RIGHT AFTER THIS. DON'T GO AWAY.

115. HEY, WELCOME BACK TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?",

116. THE SHOW WHERE EVERYTHING'S

117. AND THE POINTS DON'T MATTER.

118. HEY, DID YOU KNOW THAT TEENAGERS,

119. IF THEY'RE HUGGED EVERY DAY,

120. AND WILL DO BETTER IN SCHOOL?

121. SO, PARENTS, IF YOU SEE ME HUGGING YOUR TEENAGE DAUGHTER,

122. I'M ONLY TRYING TO HELP.

123. JUST TRYING TO HELP.

124. LET'S GO ON TO A GAME

125. CALLED "NEWS FLASH."

126. THIS IS FOR RYAN, KATHY, AND COLIN.

127. RYAN, KATHY, AND COLIN.

128. IN A STUDIO.

129. NEWS STORY.

130. NOW, COLIN, RIGHT BEHIND HIM,

131. HAS WHAT'S CALLED A GREEN SCREEN.

132. HE CAN'T SEE WHAT'S BEHIND HIM AT ALL.

133. ALL HE CAN SEE IS A THING OF GREEN FELT.

134. WHAT'S BEHIND HIM.

135. HE CAN'T SEE IT.

136. GOING TO GIVE HIM HINTS.

137. AND KATHY IN THE STUDIO.

138. WAS LIKE A SANDAL.

139. NO, I'LL SHOW YOU LATER.

140. OH. WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM FOR A SPECIAL NEWS BULLETIN.

141. WE NOW GO OUT

142. COLIN MOCHRIE.

143. COLIN, CAN YOU HEAR US?

144. YES, YES, I CAN HEAR YOU.

145. I'M SORRY. I'VE BEEN ON THIS STORY

146. FOR 15 HOURS STRAIGHT NOW,

147. AND IT JUST DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IT'S GOING TO DIE DOWN.

148. COLIN. COLIN, YOU MUST BE ILL.

149. I'M FEELING A LITTLE SICK, YES, BUT, UH,

150. AND I'M FEELING A LOT BETTER.

151. COLIN, UH,

152. TO TRACK DOWN THIS STORY?

153. WELL, IT WAS SIMPLE.

154. I JUST, UH...

155. ALL THE OOHING.

156. AND WHEN THERE'S AN OOH TO BE FOUND, I'LL BE THERE.

157. AND GIVE US THE UPS, GIVE US THE DOWNS HERE.

158. HUH?

159. COLIN, COULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR, PLEASE?

160. MY GOD. COLIN, HOW DID THIS —

161. HOW DID THIS ALL START?

162. WITH THE WANT OF A NAIL.

163. COLIN, DO YOU FEEL —

164. YOU'RE IN ANY DANGER?

165. I DON'T FEEL LIKE I'M IN ANY DANGER. LOOK.

166. NOTHING BOTHERS ME. I FEEL PROTECTED. I HAVE MY —

167. HEY, COL, COULD YOU DO ME ONE FAVOR?

168. HEAD FOR ME, WOULD YOU?

169. WHAT IT IS?

170. I HAVE NO IDEA.

171. SERIOUSLY?

172. ROLLER COASTER?

173. YES.

174. BOY, THE AUDIENCE REALLY MADE IT TOUGH FOR YOU, DIDN'T THEY?

175. YEAH.

176. YEAH.

177. WHOA!

178. 1,000 TO THE AUDIENCE FOR HELPING OUT ON THAT.

179. LET'S GO ON TO A GAME CALLED "GREATEST HITS."

180. THIS IS FOR RYAN, COLIN, AND WAYNE

181. WITH LAURA HALL, LINDA TAYLOR, CECE WORRALL.

182. OKAY, NOW, SOMEBODY IN THIS

183. WHEN YOU GREW UP.

184. RACECAR DRIVER. THAT'S A GOOD ONE.

185. THEY'RE TRYING TO SELL,

186. AND THEY'RE GOING TO MAKE UP NAMES OF SONGS.

187. THEY GIVE THEM.

188. "SONGS OF THE RACECAR DRIVER."

189. TAKE IT AWAY, COLIN AND RYAN.

190. NOT A JOB A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE.

191. AND WE'VE COLLECTED 40 SONGS ON 6 CDs —

192. ACTUALLY WE HAVEN'T.

193. TO RIP YOU OFF FROM YOUR MONEY.

194. OH, YES, WE HAVE.

195. YOU'LL LOVE EVERY SONG,

196. FROM EVERY ERA.

197. THE BANJO?

198. I KNOW YOU DO.

199. I KNOW, BECAUSE I LOVE DIXIELAND.

200. EXCUSE ME?

201. NO, THE MUSIC.

202. DIXIE LAND.

203. ANYWAY, ONE OF MY FAVORITE

204. IS "AXLE GREASE RAG."

205. HEY, FOLKS.

206. EARTH TO COLIN.

207. I JUST CAN'T STOP THE FEET FROM TAPPING.

208. HEY, COLIN...

209. YES, RYAN?

210. SAY THE WORD "STING"?

211. FOR THE POLICE?

212. HEY, WHEN HE RETIRES,

213. TO STUNG?

214. WELL, YOU KNOW, I LAUGHED AT FIRST,

215. BUT WOULD HE?

216. I DON'T KNOW.

217. ANYWAY, I HAVE BEEN

218. FOR SO MANY YEARS.

219. YOU KNOW, ONE OF THEIR MOST FAVORITE SONGS,

220. FOR 52 WEEKS,

221. "RRRRRRRRRR — BANG!"

222. YOU KNOW, COLIN,

223. IS LAMBADA,

224. OR AS THE ENGLISH SAY IT, LAHM-BAH-DA.

225. WAS AT THE TOP

226. CAN YOU SAY "LAMBADA"?

227. LAMBADA, LAMBADA, LAMBADA.

228. LAMBADA, LAMBADA, LAMBADA.

229. OKAY.

230. "TWO LAPS TO GO."

231. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, FIND OUT WHO THE WINNER IS.

232. HEY, WELCOME BACK TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

233. TONIGHT'S WINNER IS KATHY GREENWOOD.

234. KATHY GREENWOOD'S THE WINNER TONIGHT.

235. CALLED "HOEDOWN," OUR FAVORITE GAME, "HOEDOWN,"

236. ON THE PIANO. LAURA.

237. OF THE AUDIENCE,

238. THAT YOU WANT TO KEEP SECRET.

239. GOT ARRESTED.

240. GOT ARRESTED.

241. LET'S DO THE "GOT ARRESTED HOEDOWN."

242. TAKE IT AWAY, LAURA HALL.

243. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "WHOSE LINE"

244. RIGHT AFTER THIS. DON'T GO AWAY.

245. "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

246. TONIGHT WE'RE GOING TO HAVE

247. READ THE CREDITS.

248. KATHY, I WANT YOU

249. AS A WHINY '30s GANGSTER MOLL,

250. COLIN.

251. THANKS FOR WATCHING, EVERYBODY. GOOD NIGHT.

252. I'M TELLING YOU, I'M GOING TO RUB OUT DAN PATTERSON.

253. OF DENISE O'DONOGHUE

254. OR BRUCE GOWERS?

255. 'CAUSE I'VE BEEN SEEN WITH BOTH OF THEM.

256. AREN'T YOU TAKING

257. FROM RUTH PHILLIPS?

258. HEY, BABY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

259. WAYNE BRADY'S GOING TO TAKE YOU OUT.

260. HEY, SWEETHEART.

261. AAH!

262. AH! WE NEED HELP FROM ALLISON STAAK.

263. FROM CAROLINE MARTINEZ.

264. HELP! HELP! HELP!

265. SHUT UP.

266. LET'S GO.

267. CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY ABC, INC. AND WARNER BROS. INC.