Whose Line Is It Anyway? 4x12

Directed by

Lyndie Greenwood as Self

With guest star appearance by Lyndie Greenwood.

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1. GOOD EVENING, EVERYBODY,

2. AND WELCOME TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

3. ON TONIGHT'S SHOW —

4. SLIGHTLY OVERDONE — WAYNE BRADY.

5. A LITTLE TOO SPICY — KATHY GREENWOOD.

6. WAY TOO GREASY — COLIN MOCHRIE.

7. AND I WOULDN'T FEED THIS TO THE DOG — RYAN STILES.

8. I'M YOUR HOST DREW CAREY.

9. COME ON DOWN, LET'S HAVE SOME FUN.

10. HELLO, HELLO.

11. WELCOME TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?",

12. THE SHOW WHERE EVERYTHING'S MADE UP

13. AND THE POINTS DON'T MATTER.

14. THAT'S RIGHT, THE POINTS DON'T MATTER,

15. JUST LIKE THE SWISS NAVY.

16. YOU DON'T WANT TO LISTEN TO ME YAPPING ALL NIGHT.

17. LET'S GET ON WITH THE SHOW.

18. WE'LL START WITH A GAME CALLED "WEIRD NEWSCASTERS."

19. THIS IS FOR ALL FOUR OF YOU.

20. COLIN, YOU'RE GOING TO BE ANCHOR OF A NEWS PROGRAM.

21. KATHY, YOU'RE THE CO-ANCHOR.

22. YOU'RE A WHINY GIRLFRIEND FROM A 1930s GANGSTER MOVIE

23. WHO THINKS COLIN IS HER MOB BOSS BOYFRIEND.

24. WAYNE, YOU'RE DOING THE SPORTS.

25. YOU'RE A FEMALE RUSSIAN WEIGHTLIFTER

26. TRYING TO IMPRESS AN AMERICAN MAN WITH HER STRENGTH.

27. YOU'RE A FEMALE RUSSIAN WEIGHTLIFTER

28. TRYING TO IMPRESS AN AMERICAN MAN WITH HER STRENGTH.

29. RYAN, YOU'RE DOING THE WEATHER.

30. YOU'RE AN INCREASINGLY DESPERATE PRINCE CHARMING

31. USING YOUR OWN SHOE AS THE SLIPPER.

32. TAKE IT AWAY!

33. GOOD EVENING, AND WELCOME TO THE 6:00 NEWS.

34. I'M YOUR ANCHOR OSWALD THAT ENDSWALD.

35. OUR TOP STORY TODAY —

36. CONVICTED HIT MAN JIMMY "TWO SHOES" MACLARDI

37. CONFESSED TODAY THAT HE WAS ONCE HIRED

38. TO BEAT A COW TO DEATH IN A RICE FIELD

39. USING ONLY TWO SMALL PORCELAIN FIGURES.

40. POLICE ADMIT THIS MAY BE THE FIRST KNOWN CASE

41. OF A KNICKKNACK PATTY-WHACK.

42. AND NOW OVER TO OUR BEAUTIFUL ANCHOR

43. JANINE JENOU. JANINE.

44. [ High-pitched ] THANK YOU, OSWALD.

45. LISTEN, THANKS FOR THE JOB AND EVERYTHING, HONEY,

46. BUT I WANT TO GET MARRIED.

47. WHY DO YOU KEEP TRYING TO BUY ME OFF

48. WITH JOBS AND PEARLS AND THINGS LIKE THAT?

49. WHY CAN'T YOU JUST MARRY ME, HONEY?

50. WHY, WHY, WHY?

51. THIS JUST IN —

52. DOGS IN A 5-MILE AREA GO DEAF.

53. AGAIN?

54. AND NOW OVER TO SPORTS WITH JOSE CAN YOU SEE. JOSE.

55. DO SVIDANIYA.

56. IT IS GOOD TO SEE ALL OF YOU TODAY.

57. I AM SEEING YOU LOOKING AT MY FEMININE FORM

58. AND SAYING, "DAMN, THAT HOTTIE HAS ALL THE BACK."

59. SOME PEOPLE SAY, "HOW IS IT

60. "THAT YOU CAN ATTRACT AMERICAN MEN?

61. FOR I AM TOO DAMN STRONG FOR MY OWN GOOD."

62. PLEASE OBSERVE.

63. OH, THAT IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU.

64. YOU WANT ME TO LIFT BIG THING,

65. BIG THING THAT MOST PEOPLE CANNOT LIFT.

66. YOU WANT ME TO LIFT THIS?

67. YOU ALL WANT ME TO LIFT THIS?

68. DO YOU WANT ME TO LIFT THIS?

69. OH!

70. I AM ADMITTING FAILURE,

71. FOR I ONCE LIFTED LEVIATHAN, BUT I CANNOT LIFT HIM.

72. WHAT? WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

73. NOTHING.

74. WHAT?

75. AND NOW OVER TO WEATHER WITH COLE FRONT. COLE.

76. I'M SORRY.

77. THERE'S DARK CLOUDS AHEAD,

78. AND DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THERE'LL BE

79. A RAY OF SUNSHINE IN MY LIFE.

80. UNLESS I FIND THE PERSON WHO FITS —

81. OHH.

82. OHH.

83. NOTHING.

84. OHH.

85. AHH. OHH. AHH.

86. DAH.

87. NO, NO, NO.

88. OHH.

89. OH!

90. NO!

91. OH!

92. NO!

93. OHH. NO. DAH.

94. OHH. OHH. OHH. NO.

95. NO!

96. WHY? WHY?

97. WELL, THAT'S IT FOR THE 6:00 NEWS.

98. JOIN US TOMORROW

99. FOR MORE NEWS, MORE GOOD NEWS.

100. GOOD NIGHT.

101. WELL, THAT'S 1,000 POINTS EACH TO KATHY AND COLIN.

102. RYAN AND WAYNE, IT'S NICE KNOWING YOU.

103. WE MOVE ON TO A GAME CALLED

104. "SONG STYLES." THIS IS FOR WAYNE

105. WITH LAURA HALL, LINDA TAYLOR.

106. WHAT'S YOUR NAME, PLEASE?

107. INGRID.

108. INGRID, WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING?

109. I'M A DETECTIVE WITH THE POLICE DEPARTMENT.

110. UH, OKAY, I GUESS COME ON DOWN.

111. HOW YOU DOING, INGRID? GO SAY HI TO WAYNE.

112. HOW YOU DOING, INGRID?

113. INGRID, THIS IS WAYNE BRADY, BLACK MALE

114. THAT WANTS THE WARRANTS.

115. HA HA HA!

116. AND — HA HA HA —

117. HE'S GOING TO BE SINGING —

118. HE'S GOING TO BE SINGING A SONG TO YOU

119. IN THE STYLE OF AN '80s ROCK ANTHEM.

120. TAKE IT AWAY.

121. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

122. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

123. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "WHOSE LINE"

124. RIGHT AFTER THIS. DON'T GO AWAY.

125. HEY, WELCOME BACK TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?",

126. THE SHOW WHERE EVERYTHING'S MADE UP

127. AND THE POINTS DON'T MATTER.

128. HEY, DID YOU KNOW THAT TEENAGERS,

129. IF THEY'RE HUGGED EVERY DAY,

130. THEY HAVE BETTER CONFIDENCE AND WILL DO BETTER IN SCHOOL?

131. SO, PARENTS, IF YOU SEE ME HUGGING YOUR TEENAGE DAUGHTER,

132. I'M ONLY TRYING TO HELP.

133. JUST TRYING TO HELP.

134. LET'S GO ON TO A GAME

135. CALLED "NEWS FLASH."

136. THIS IS FOR RYAN, KATHY, AND COLIN.

137. RYAN, KATHY, AND COLIN.

138. RYAN AND KATHY ARE GOING TO BE TWO NEWS ANCHORS

139. IN A STUDIO.

140. COLIN IS THE FIELD REPORTER OUT IN THE FIELD

141. COVERING A BREAKING NEWS STORY.

142. NOW, COLIN, RIGHT BEHIND HIM,

143. HAS WHAT'S CALLED A GREEN SCREEN.

144. HE CAN'T SEE WHAT'S BEHIND HIM AT ALL.

145. ALL HE CAN SEE IS A THING OF GREEN FELT.

146. AND HE HAS TO GUESS WHAT'S BEHIND HIM.

147. EVEN IF HE LOOKS AT IT HE CAN'T SEE IT.

148. AND RYAN AND KATHY ARE GOING TO GIVE HIM HINTS.

149. HERE WE GO OVER TO RYAN AND KATHY IN THE STUDIO.

150. I THOUGHT A THONG WAS LIKE A SANDAL.

151. NO, I'LL SHOW YOU LATER.

152. OH. WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM FOR A SPECIAL NEWS BULLETIN.

153. WE NOW GO OUT INTO THE FIELD

154. TO AWARD-WINNING REPORTER COLIN MOCHRIE.

155. COLIN, CAN YOU HEAR US?

156. YES, YES, I CAN HEAR YOU.

157. I'M SORRY. I'VE BEEN ON THIS STORY

158. FOR 15 HOURS STRAIGHT NOW,

159. AND IT JUST DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IT'S GOING TO DIE DOWN.

160. COLIN. COLIN, YOU MUST BE ILL.

161. I'M FEELING A LITTLE SICK, YES, BUT, UH,

162. I JUST HAD SOME BEEF AND I'M FEELING A LOT BETTER.

163. COLIN, UH,

164. HOW DID YOU MANAGE —

165. HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO TRACK DOWN THIS STORY?

166. WELL, IT WAS SIMPLE.

167. I JUST, UH...

168. I JUST FOLLOWED ALL THE OOHING.

169. AND WHEN THERE'S AN OOH TO BE FOUND, I'LL BE THERE.

170. AND GIVE US THE UPS, GIVE US THE DOWNS HERE.

171. HUH?

172. COLIN, COULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR, PLEASE?

173. COULD YOU —

174. MY GOD. COLIN, HOW DID THIS —

175. HOW DID THIS ALL START?

176. IT ALL STARTED WITH THE WANT OF A NAIL.

177. COLIN, DO YOU FEEL —

178. DO YOU FEEL AS THOUGH YOU'RE IN ANY DANGER?

179. I DON'T FEEL LIKE I'M IN ANY DANGER. LOOK.

180. NOTHING BOTHERS ME. I FEEL PROTECTED. I HAVE MY —

181. HEY, COL, COULD YOU DO ME ONE FAVOR?

182. JUST PUT YOUR HANDS OVER YOUR HEAD FOR ME, WOULD YOU?

183. CAN YOU POSSIBLY GUESS WHAT IT IS?

184. I HAVE NO IDEA.

185. SERIOUSLY?

186. ROLLER COASTER?

187. YES.

188. BOY, THE AUDIENCE REALLY MADE IT TOUGH FOR YOU, DIDN'T THEY?

189. YEAH.

190. YEAH.

191. WHOA!

192. 1,000 TO THE AUDIENCE FOR HELPING OUT ON THAT.

193. LET'S GO ON TO A GAME CALLED "GREATEST HITS."

194. THIS IS FOR RYAN, COLIN, AND WAYNE

195. WITH LAURA HALL, LINDA TAYLOR, CECE WORRALL.

196. OKAY, NOW, SOMEBODY IN THIS FAR SECTION OVER HERE

197. TELL US WHAT YOU WANTED TO BE WHEN YOU GREW UP.

198. RACECAR DRIVER. THAT'S A GOOD ONE.

199. WHAT YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO DO IS COLIN AND RYAN

200. ARE GOING TO BE TV VOICEOVER GUYS

201. TALKING ABOUT THE LATEST COMPILATION ALBUM

202. THEY'RE TRYING TO SELL,

203. AND THEY'RE GOING TO MAKE UP NAMES OF SONGS.

204. WAYNE IS GOING TO TRY TO SING THOSE SONGS

205. BASED ON THE NAMES THEY GIVE THEM.

206. THE NAME OF THE ALBUM IS "SONGS OF THE RACECAR DRIVER."

207. TAKE IT AWAY, COLIN AND RYAN.

208. THE RACECAR DRIVER —

209. NOT A JOB A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE.

210. AND WE'VE COLLECTED 40 SONGS ON 6 CDs —

211. ACTUALLY WE HAVEN'T. THIS IS JUST A BIG SCHEME

212. TO RIP YOU OFF FROM YOUR MONEY.

213. BUT IF WE HAD BEEN HONEST —

214. OH, YES, WE HAVE.

215. YOU'LL LOVE EVERY SONG,

216. AND WE HAVE IT FROM EVERY ERA.

217. YOU KNOW I PLAY THE BANJO?

218. I KNOW YOU DO.

219. I KNOW, BECAUSE I LOVE DIXIELAND.

220. EXCUSE ME?

221. NO, THE MUSIC.

222. HIS WIFE IS NAMED DIXIE LAND.

223. ANYWAY, ONE OF MY FAVORITE

224. DIXIELAND RACING CAR SONGS

225. IS "AXLE GREASE RAG."

226. HEY, FOLKS.

227. EARTH TO COLIN.

228. I JUST CAN'T STOP THE FEET FROM TAPPING.

229. HEY, COLIN...

230. YES, RYAN?

231. WHAT COMES TO MIND WHEN I SAY THE WORD "STING"?

232. THE GUY WHO SANG FOR THE POLICE?

233. HEY, WHEN HE RETIRES,

234. WILL HE CHANGE HIS NAME TO STUNG?

235. WELL, YOU KNOW, I LAUGHED AT FIRST,

236. BUT WOULD HE?

237. I DON'T KNOW.

238. ANYWAY, I HAVE BEEN A POLICE FAN

239. FOR SO MANY YEARS.

240. YOU KNOW, ONE OF THEIR MOST FAVORITE SONGS,

241. A SONG THAT WAS ON THE TOP OF THE CHARTS

242. FOR 52 WEEKS, SIMPLY TITLED

243. "RRRRRRRRRR — BANG!"

244. YOU KNOW, COLIN,

245. ONE OF MY FAVORITE MUSIC STYLES IS LAMBADA,

246. OR AS THE ENGLISH SAY IT, LAHM-BAH-DA.

247. AND I THINK ONE OF MY FAVORITE LAMBADA TUNES OF ALL TIME

248. WAS AT THE TOP OF THE LAMBADA CHARTS —

249. HOW FAST CAN YOU SAY "LAMBADA"?

250. LAMBADA, LAMBADA, LAMBADA.

251. LAMBADA, LAMBADA, LAMBADA.

252. OKAY.

253. THAT BIG LAMBADA HIT "TWO LAPS TO GO."

254. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, FIND OUT WHO THE WINNER IS.

255. HEY, WELCOME BACK TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

256. TONIGHT'S WINNER IS KATHY GREENWOOD.

257. KATHY GREENWOOD'S THE WINNER TONIGHT.

258. THE REST OF US ARE GOING TO HAVE TO DO A GAME FOR YOU

259. CALLED "HOEDOWN," OUR FAVORITE GAME, "HOEDOWN,"

260. WITH THE HELP OF LAURA HALL ON THE PIANO. LAURA.

261. WHAT I NEED FROM THIS SECTION OF THE AUDIENCE,

262. SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED TO YOU THAT YOU WANT TO KEEP SECRET.

263. GOT ARRESTED.

264. GOT ARRESTED.

265. LET'S DO THE "GOT ARRESTED HOEDOWN."

266. TAKE IT AWAY, LAURA HALL.

267. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "WHOSE LINE"

268. RIGHT AFTER THIS. DON'T GO AWAY.

269. WELCOME BACK TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

270. TONIGHT WE'RE GOING TO HAVE

271. COLIN AND KATHY READ THE CREDITS.

272. KATHY, I WANT YOU TO READ THE CREDITS

273. AS A WHINY '30s GANGSTER MOLL, AND I WANT YOU TO READ THEM

274. TO YOUR GANGSTER BOYFRIEND COLIN.

275. THANKS FOR WATCHING, EVERYBODY. GOOD NIGHT.

276. I'M TELLING YOU, I'M GOING TO RUB OUT DAN PATTERSON.

277. ARE YOU JEALOUS OF DENISE O'DONOGHUE

278. OR BRUCE GOWERS?

279. 'CAUSE I'VE BEEN SEEN WITH BOTH OF THEM.

280. AREN'T YOU TAKING THOSE VOICE LESSONS

281. FROM RUTH PHILLIPS?

282. HEY, BABY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

283. WAYNE BRADY'S GOING TO TAKE YOU OUT.

284. HEY, SWEETHEART.

285. AAH!

286. AH! WE NEED HELP FROM ALLISON STAAK.

287. WE NEED HELP FROM CAROLINE MARTINEZ.

288. HELP! HELP! HELP!

289. SHUT UP.

290. LET'S GO.

291. CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY ABC, INC. AND WARNER BROS. INC.