1. GOOD EVENING, EVERYBODY,Copy !req
2. AND WELCOME TO
"WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"Copy !req
3. ON TONIGHT'S SHOW...Copy !req
4. HE'S GOT THE ROCKIN'
PNEUMONIA — GREG PROOPS.Copy !req
5. HE'S GOT THE BOOGIE-WOOGIE
FLU — WAYNE BRADY.Copy !req
6. HE'S GOT SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER —
COLIN MOCHRIE.Copy !req
7. AND HERE'S THE GUY THAT GAVE IT
TO HIM — RYAN STILES!Copy !req
8. HI, I'M YOUR HOST DREW CAREY.Copy !req
9. COME ON DOWN
AND LET'S GET THE SHOW STARTED.Copy !req
10. HELLO.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.Copy !req
11. THANK YOU. WELCOME TO
"WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?",Copy !req
12. THE SHOW WHERE EVERYTHING'S
MADE UPCopy !req
13. AND THE POINTS DON'T MATTER.Copy !req
14. THAT'S RIGHT. THE POINTS ARE
JUST LIKE — THEY DON'T EXIST,Copy !req
15. JUST LIKE A WEALTHY
ACCORDION PLAYER.Copy !req
16. WE GOT A LOT OF SHOW.
LET'S GET THE SHOW GOINGCopy !req
17. WITH A GAME CALLED
"LET'S MAKE A DATE."Copy !req
18. THIS IS FOR ALL FOUR OF YOU.
RYAN, COLIN, AND GREG,Copy !req
19. YOU'RE CONTESTANTS
ON A DATING-TYPE SHOW.Copy !req
20. WAYNE, YOU'RE GOING TO BE
THE LUCKY SINGLE PERSONCopy !req
21. THAT GETS TO CHOOSE A DATE
FROM AMONG THESE THREE.Copy !req
22. WRITTEN ON THESE CARDS HERE
THEY'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE,Copy !req
23. WE WROTE CHARACTERS
THEY HAVE TO ACT OUT,Copy !req
24. AND WAYNE HAS TO GUESS
WHO THEY ARECopy !req
25. WHILE HE ASKS THEM
WHO WANTS TO GO ON A DATE.Copy !req
26. SO, WHENEVER YOU'RE READY,
GO AHEAD.Copy !req
27. BACHELOR NUMBER ONE?Copy !req
28. YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER!Copy !req
29. OH, DON'T START OFF
LIKE THAT.Copy !req
30. WHAT'S IT GOING TO BE?Copy !req
31. STATE YOUR CASE.
YOU WANT TO GO OUT OR NOT?Copy !req
32. IT'S AN EASY DECISION.
MAKE IT. GO!Copy !req
33. SEE, YOU'VE GOT ME
ALL FLUSTERED ALREADY,Copy !req
34. AND YOU'RE ONLY
THE FIRST BACHELOR.Copy !req
35. I'M GOING TO HAVE TO
MOVE ON.Copy !req
36. YOUR WITNESS.Copy !req
37. BACHELOR NUMBER TWO?Copy !req
38. YES.Copy !req
39. I ENJOY MOONLIT WALKS
AND WALKING BY THE MOON.Copy !req
40. WHAT DO YOU ENJOY DOING
ON EVERY THIRD WEDNESDAY?Copy !req
41. WELL, I, UH,
USUALLY THAT'S MY MOVIE NIGHT.Copy !req
42. I LIKE TO RENT
A NICE HORROR MOVIECopy !req
43. LIKE "THE EXORCIST."Copy !req
44. YOU KNOW WHEN HER HEAD TURNS
LIKE —Copy !req
45. THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO DO.Copy !req
46. WELL, BOW WOW.Copy !req
47. WHOO!Copy !req
48. BACHELOR NUMBER THREE?Copy !req
49. G'DAY! HELLO!Copy !req
50. EXCUSE ME?Copy !req
51. I SAID, WE'VE GOT SOME INSANE
THINGS PLANNED FOR YOU TODAY.Copy !req
52. I'M ALL ABOUT EXCITEMENT.Copy !req
53. I WOULD LIKE TO KNOWCopy !req
54. THAT IF YOU AND I
WERE STRANDED TOGETHERCopy !req
55. IN A FAR-OFF LAND,
WHAT WOULD YOU WANT TO DO?Copy !req
56. 'CAUSE IT'S JUST YOU AND ME,
MANO A WOMANO.Copy !req
57. I'D WANT TO FIRST GET YOU
IN A NET DOWN ON YOUR BELLY...Copy !req
58. OOH!Copy !req
59. GET AROUND YOU
AND CLAMP YOUR MOUTH SHUT,Copy !req
60. BECAUSE ONE BITE FROM YOU
COULD PROVE FATAL!Copy !req
61. BACHELOR NUMBER ONE,
I NEVER —Copy !req
62. START YOUR QUESTIONING.
GO ON.Copy !req
63. MAY I APPROACH YOU?Copy !req
64. MM-HMM.Copy !req
65. I WOULD JUST LIKE TO ASKCopy !req
66. THAT IF YOU AND I WERE TO BE
THE VERY BEST OF FRIE—Copy !req
67. YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER!
YOU CAN'T GET A DATE.Copy !req
68. YOU'RE A LOSER.
CASE CLOSED.Copy !req
69. BUT I —Copy !req
70. NEXT!Copy !req
71. BACHELOR NUMBER TWO?Copy !req
72. AAH! DON'T SOUND LIKE THAT.Copy !req
73. BACHELOR NUMBER TWO?Copy !req
74. OBJECTION.
NUMBER TWO RIPPED MY FLESH.Copy !req
75. SUSTAINED.Copy !req
76. OVERRULED.Copy !req
77. DENIED.Copy !req
78. EXEMPTION!Copy !req
79. COURT OUT OF SESSION.Copy !req
80. YOUR QUESTION.Copy !req
81. MY WITNESS.Copy !req
82. DON'T WASTE
THIS COURT'S TIME. GO!Copy !req
83. BACHELOR NUMBER THREE?Copy !req
84. YEAH.Copy !req
85. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE THING
IN A WOMAN?Copy !req
86. WELL, BESIDES ME,
I'D HAVE TO SAY...Copy !req
87. I'D HAVE TO SAY THAT —
SHH!Copy !req
88. ISN'T SHE A BEAUTY?Copy !req
89. LOOK AT THIS ONE
RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
90. I CAN GET REALLY CLOSE
TO THIS ONE.Copy !req
91. WE'VE GOT TO TAG THEM.Copy !req
92. SHE'S — OHH!Copy !req
93. BACHELOR NUMBER THREE,
YOU SHOULD HAVE USED SILVER.Copy !req
94. ALL RIGHTY, AND, UH,Copy !req
95. WAYNE, WHO ARE THEY?Copy !req
96. BACHELOR NUMBER ONE IS, UH,
JUDGE MILLS LANE?Copy !req
97. OR, LIKE, JUDGE JUDY?Copy !req
98. YES.Copy !req
99. MILLS LANE IS GOING TO COME OVER
HERE AND KICK YOUR ASS FOR THAT.Copy !req
100. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN
REPUBLIC TOGETHER?Copy !req
101. NO.Copy !req
102. UH-HUH.
BACHELOR NUMBER TWO,Copy !req
103. YOU ARE A WEREWOLF.Copy !req
104. I'LL GIVE YOU 100 BUCKS
IF YOU FIGURE OUT WHAT I AM.Copy !req
105. OH, YOU ARE A —Copy !req
106. YOU ARE A WERE—
LIKE, A WERERABBIT.Copy !req
107. VERY CLOSE.Copy !req
108. A WERERODENT.Copy !req
109. WERERODENT.Copy !req
110. IF YOU DON'T HAVE A GERBIL,
YOU USUALLY HAVE A...Copy !req
111. A HAMSTER.Copy !req
112. YEAH.Copy !req
113. YOU'RE A WEREHAMSTER.Copy !req
114. KILLER HAMSTER.Copy !req
115. OH!Copy !req
116. HA HA HA!Copy !req
117. AND, BACHELOR NUMBER THREE,
YOU WERE THE CROCODILE HUNTER.Copy !req
118. YESCopy !req
119. YES!Copy !req
120. I DIDN'T KNOW
THE BEGINNING OF IT.Copy !req
121. 1,000 POINTS TO EACH OF YOU
FOR REMINDING USCopy !req
122. HOW HORRIBLE
THE DATING POOL CAN BE.Copy !req
123. LET'S GO ON TO A GAME
CALLED "NEWS FLASH."Copy !req
124. THIS IS FOR GREG, RYAN,
AND COLIN.Copy !req
125. GREG AND RYAN ARE TWO
NEWS ANCHORS IN THE STUDIO.Copy !req
126. COLIN'S HEADED
OVER TO THE GREEN SCREEN.Copy !req
127. NOW, COLIN'S USING A THING,Copy !req
128. JUST LIKE YOUR LOCAL WEATHERMAN
ON YOUR LOCAL NEWS,Copy !req
129. CALLED THE GREEN SCREEN.
LOOK BEHIND YOU.Copy !req
130. NOTHING BUT GREEN.
THAT'S ALL HE CAN SEE,Copy !req
131. NO MATTER
WHAT WE'RE SHOWING ON IT.Copy !req
132. HE HAS TO GUESS
WHAT'S BEHIND HIMCopy !req
133. WITH THE HELP
OF RYAN AND GREGCopy !req
134. PRETENDING
THAT THEY'RE NEWS ANCHORS.Copy !req
135. SO, WHENEVER YOU'RE READY,Copy !req
136. LET'S GO OVER TO RYAN AND GREG
IN THE STUDIO.Copy !req
137. GOOD LUCK, COLIN.Copy !req
138. WE HAVE AWARD-WINNING
REPORTER COLIN MOCHRIECopy !req
139. OUT IN THE FIELD
WITH A BIG BREAKING STORYCopy !req
140. AS WE SPEAK.
COLIN, CAN YOU HEAR US?Copy !req
141. YES, I CAN HEAR YOU!Copy !req
142. AS YOU CAN SEE,Copy !req
143. THERE'S A BIG BREAKING STORY
HAPPENING BEHIND ME.Copy !req
144. MY REPORTER'S BLOOD
IS BOILING OVER WITH EXCITEMENT!Copy !req
145. I'LL BET IT IS.Copy !req
146. CAN YOU DESCRIBE SOME OF
THE SIGHTS, SOUNDS, AND SMELLS?Copy !req
147. THERE ARE SIGHTS, SOUNDS,
AND SMELLSCopy !req
148. THAT ARE INDESCRIBABLE!Copy !req
149. LOOK AT THIS!
LOOK AT THAT!Copy !req
150. EVERYWHERE,
IT'S THE SAME THING.Copy !req
151. OHH!Copy !req
152. WOW!Copy !req
153. COLIN, I KNOW YOU WERE
A LITTLE SORE EARLIER.Copy !req
154. DID THAT TRIPLE
PREPARATION-H I GAVE YOUCopy !req
155. HELP AT ALL?Copy !req
156. YES. YES, IT HELPED
VERY MUCH. THANK YOU.Copy !req
157. WELL, WHAT IS HAPPENING?
WHAT IS THAT?Copy !req
158. WHAT IS HAPPENING
BEHIND YOU THERE, COLIN?Copy !req
159. PARDON?Copy !req
160. WHAT'S HAPPENING BEHIND YOU
RIGHT THERE NOW?Copy !req
161. WELL, AS YOU CAN SEE...Copy !req
162. OHH!Copy !req
163. THIS WAS ALL STARTED BY
FOUR CANADIANS WITH AN ATTITUDE,Copy !req
164. AND IT JUST SORT OF SNOWBALLED
INTO WHAT YOU SEE NOW.Copy !req
165. COLIN, COLIN.Copy !req
166. ANY DESIRE
TO GET IN THERE YOURSELF?Copy !req
167. OF COURSE I WOULD LIKE
TO GET IN THERE,Copy !req
168. BUT...Copy !req
169. OHH!Copy !req
170. I DON'T REALLY WANT TO
AT ALL.Copy !req
171. WHO CAN BLAME YOU, COLIN?Copy !req
172. COLIN, I THINK THERE'S ONE
QUESTION ON EVERYBODY'S MIND.Copy !req
173. I'M SURE THERE IS.Copy !req
174. IS IT REAL?Copy !req
175. WELL, FOR GOD'S SAKE, MAN,
LOOK FOR YOURSELF.Copy !req
176. IT DOESN'T GET ANY MORE —
YOU CAN'T FAKE THIS!Copy !req
177. IT'S TOTALLY REAL,Copy !req
178. ABSOLUTELY 118%... REAL.Copy !req
179. OHH!Copy !req
180. THINGS HAVE TAKEN
A CRAZY TURN OUT THERE, COLIN.Copy !req
181. IT'S NOT JUST THE BOYS NOW.
WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
182. WELL, WORDS ARE ALMOST
FAILING ME.Copy !req
183. IT'S ALMOST
LIKE I HAVE NO IDEACopy !req
184. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON.Copy !req
185. WE KNOW, NO MATTER
HOW HOT IT GETS IN THERE,Copy !req
186. YOU ARE STONE COLD.Copy !req
187. THAT IS TRUE,
BUT I WILL BE HERE,Copy !req
188. FOR I AM A ROCK.Copy !req
189. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHAT IT IS?Copy !req
190. I'M IN A...Copy !req
191. A MUD-WRESTLING RING.Copy !req
192. NO. CLOSE.Copy !req
193. MIDGET WRESTLING.Copy !req
194. DROP ALL THE ADJECTIVES.
NO ADJECTIVES.Copy !req
195. JUST YOUR...Copy !req
196. WRESTLING.Copy !req
197. HEY, DON'T GO AWAY, EVERYBODY.Copy !req
198. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
"WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"Copy !req
199. RIGHT AFTER THIS.Copy !req
200. WELCOME BACK
TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?",Copy !req
201. THE HOMEWORK ALTERNATIVE.Copy !req
202. WE'RE GOING TO PLAY
A GAME NOW CALLED "WHOSE LINE?"Copy !req
203. ACTUALLY, WE DO HAVE A GAME
CALLED "WHOSE LINE?"Copy !req
204. ON "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"Copy !req
205. THIS IS FOR COLIN AND RYAN,
AND BEFORE THE SHOW —Copy !req
206. COLIN, HERE'S YOURS.
RYAN, HERE'S YOURS.Copy !req
207. STICK THOSE IN YOUR POCKET.Copy !req
208. BEFORE THE SHOW,
WE USUALLY HAVE THE AUDIENCECopy !req
209. WRITE DOWN SUGGESTIONS
FOR STUFF ON PIECES OF PAPERCopy !req
210. WHEN THEY SIT DOWN.Copy !req
211. WE PICKED OUT
SOME RANDOM LINESCopy !req
212. THAT THE AUDIENCE SUPPLIED
FOR US.Copy !req
213. THEY DON'T KNOW
WHAT THEY ARE.Copy !req
214. THEY'RE GOING TO MAKE UP
A SCENECopy !req
215. AND INSERT THESE LINES INTO
THE SCENE AS THEY GET GOING.Copy !req
216. YOUR SCENE IS —
COLIN, YOU ARE BEAUTY,Copy !req
217. THE CHARACTER BEAUTY.Copy !req
218. UH-HUH.Copy !req
219. YOU'RE WELCOME.Copy !req
220. AND YOU'VE COME TO THE CASTLE
ON A DESPERATE MISSIONCopy !req
221. TO PLEAD WITH THE BEAST RYAN,Copy !req
222. WHO HAS IMPRISONED YOUR FATHER.
SO GO AHEAD.Copy !req
223. WHO IS IT?Copy !req
224. WHO IS IT?Copy !req
225. BEAUTY.Copy !req
226. BEAUTY SMITH.Copy !req
227. OH. BEAUTY, COME IN.Copy !req
228. HI.Copy !req
229. HELLO.Copy !req
230. LOOK, MY —
YOU'VE IMPRISONED MY FATHER.Copy !req
231. I'LL DO ANYTHING
IF YOU'LL SET HIM FREE.Copy !req
232. ANYTHING?Copy !req
233. YEAH.Copy !req
234. I JUST WANT YOU
TO BE WITH ME.Copy !req
235. I SEE YOU OUT THERE
EVERY DAY,Copy !req
236. KNOWING
I CAN NEVER HAVE YOU,Copy !req
237. AND I THINK TO MYSELF,Copy !req
238. "GET A LOAD
OF THOSE KIELBASAS."Copy !req
239. YOU KNOW, I'M JUST
A SIMPLE KIELBASA FARMER.Copy !req
240. HOW COULD I POSSIBLY
INTEREST YOU?Copy !req
241. DON'T YOU KNOW
THAT BEASTS LOVE KIELBASAS?Copy !req
242. ANY SORT OF MEAT
IN A TUBE.Copy !req
243. HOW OLD ARE YOU?Copy !req
244. 32.Copy !req
245. YOU SOUND A LOT OLDER.Copy !req
246. REALLY?Copy !req
247. YES.Copy !req
248. I COULD LOVE YOU,Copy !req
249. BUT MY FATHER,
WHO YOU'VE IMPRISONED,Copy !req
250. ALWAYS TOLD ME TO BE CAREFUL
ABOUT THE MEN I WENT OUT WITH.Copy !req
251. THE BEST PIECE OF ADVICE
HE EVER GAVE ME WAS,Copy !req
252. "AREN'T YOU HOT
IN THOSE RUBBER PANTS?"Copy !req
253. I DIDN'T KNOW!Copy !req
254. I THOUGHT MEN LOVED
RUBBER PANTS.Copy !req
255. MEN DO LOVE RUBBER PANTS,
BUT YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO —Copy !req
256. YOU FRIGHTEN ME.
YOUR VISAGE IS SO HORRIBLE.Copy !req
257. WHY ARE YOU
SO AFRAID OF ME?Copy !req
258. HERE, LET ME PUT THIS ON
AND GRAB THIS CANE.Copy !req
259. AM I SO SCARY NOW?Copy !req
260. YOU'RE KIND OF
A LOT SCARIER, ACTUALLY.Copy !req
261. NO, DON'T DO THAT.
DON'T DO THAT.Copy !req
262. AND YET THERE'S SOMETHING
IN YOUR EYES,Copy !req
263. SOME GENTLENESS
THAT I HADN'T SEEN BEFORECopy !req
264. BECAUSE OF THE EXTREME
UGLINESS.Copy !req
265. REALLY?Copy !req
266. WELL, I'VE LOVED YOU.Copy !req
267. OFTEN I'VE...Copy !req
268. LOOKED AT YOU
AND THOUGHT,Copy !req
269. IF I COULD ONLY HAVE
A WOMAN LIKE THAT, WHY,Copy !req
270. IF I COULD ONLY HAVE A WOMAN
LIKE THAT,Copy !req
271. "GIVE IT A TUG
AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS."Copy !req
272. WHAT ARE YOU SO AFRAID OF?Copy !req
273. IT'S ME, ISN'T IT?
WHY AM I SO HORRIBLE?Copy !req
274. NO, PLEASE DON'T DO
THE DANCE THING.Copy !req
275. I'M JUST UGLY.Copy !req
276. I'LL LIVE MY DAYS ALONE,
BY MYSELF.Copy !req
277. ALONE, BY YOURSELF?Copy !req
278. YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'LL TEACH YOU.Copy !req
279. I'LL TEACH YOU
EVERYTHING I KNOWCopy !req
280. IF YOU LET MY FATHER GO.
PERHAPS, THROUGH OUR LESSONS,Copy !req
281. I WILL LEARN TO LOVE YOU
AND BREAK THE EVIL SPELLCopy !req
282. THAT HAS YOU LOOKING
LIKE YOU ARE.Copy !req
283. LOOK,
ABOUT YOUR FATHER, UH,Copy !req
284. WELL, I GOT HUNGRY
ABOUT THREE WEEKS AGO...Copy !req
285. YOU ATE POP?Copy !req
286. NOT ALL OF HIM!Copy !req
287. OH!Copy !req
288. I KEPT SOME FOR WINTER.Copy !req
289. YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
290. I COULD EVEN OVERLOOK
YOU DEVOURING MY FATHER...Copy !req
291. HUH?Copy !req
292. BECAUSE I GOT A BOOK
ON HOW TO FIND THE MAN YOU LOVE,Copy !req
293. AND THE NUMBER ONE RULE
TO GETTING THAT MANCopy !req
294. IS VERY SIMPLE,Copy !req
295. AND I SAY IT EVERY DAY
TO MYSELF.Copy !req
296. "SPIT OUT THE GUM
AND KISS ME HARD."Copy !req
297. COME ON!Copy !req
298. SPIT OUT MY DAD'S GUMS
AND KISS ME HARD.Copy !req
299. HOW ABOUT IF I KISS YOU
WITH YOUR DAD'S GUMS?Copy !req
300. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
301. I GUESS THAT WON'T DO.Copy !req
302. OH, APPARENTLY IT WILL.Copy !req
303. THAT'S A GOOD ONE.Copy !req
304. 1,000 POINTS TO EACH OF YOUCopy !req
305. AND 2,000 POINTS EACH
TO ALL MY NIELSEN FAMILIES.Copy !req
306. LET'S PLAY A GAME
CALLED "WEIRD NEWSCASTERS."Copy !req
307. THIS IS FOR ALL FOUR OF YOU.Copy !req
308. GREG, YOU'RE GOING TO BE
THE ANCHOR OF A NEWS SHOW,Copy !req
309. AND EVERYBODY ELSE
IS GOING TO JOIN IN.Copy !req
310. COLIN, YOU'RE GOING TO BE
THE CO-ANCHOR.Copy !req
311. YOU'RE A STREAKER
WHO HAS BET HIS FRIENDS —Copy !req
312. BET HIS WHAT?Copy !req
313. YOU'RE A STREAKERCopy !req
314. WHO HAS BET HIS FRIENDSCopy !req
315. THAT HE CAN GET
IN ALL THE CAMERA SHOTS.Copy !req
316. WAYNE,
YOU'RE THE SPORTSCASTER.Copy !req
317. YOU'RE AN ITALIAN STUDCopy !req
318. WHO WOULD RATHER
BE PICKING UP WOMEN.Copy !req
319. RYAN, YOU ARE RUNNING
ALL THE LEGSCopy !req
320. OF THE OLYMPIC
4x100-METER RELAY.Copy !req
321. SO, UH, WHENEVER YOU HEAR
THE MUSIC, START THE NEWS.Copy !req
322. GOOD EVENING.Copy !req
323. I'M ALL THAT
AND A BAG OF CHIPS,Copy !req
324. AND THIS IS
THE ACTION NEWS.Copy !req
325. KATHIE LEE GIFFORD
STILL UNEMPLOYED.Copy !req
326. AND BRITNEY SPEARS
MAKES A MISTAKE.Copy !req
327. OOPS! SHE DID IT AGAIN.
COLIN?Copy !req
328. HI. LOTS OF NEWS
HAPPENING HERE.Copy !req
329. BACK TO YOU.Copy !req
330. BACK TO YOU.Copy !req
331. THANK GOODNESS WE HAD TIME
FOR THAT SHORT FEATURE.Copy !req
332. WELL, WE'VE GOT
A BIG WEEKEND OF SPORTS,Copy !req
333. AND WAYNE'S
OVER AT THE SPORTS DESK.Copy !req
334. WHAT'S HAPPENING THERE,
WAYNE-O?Copy !req
335. GRAZIE, GRAZIE.Copy !req
336. THIS IS A, UM, HOW YOU SAY?Copy !req
337. I HAVE NO TIME FOR THE SPORTS,Copy !req
338. EXCEPT THE SPORTS OF LOVE.Copy !req
339. SOMETIMES WHEN I'M OUT
AND I'M RUNNING WITH THE BULLS,Copy !req
340. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN,Copy !req
341. I SEE A WOMAN,
A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, SUCH —Copy !req
342. SCUSI, SIGNORE.Copy !req
343. YOU LOOK LIKE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL
THING I EVER SEEN.Copy !req
344. YOU ARE DRINKING WINE.Copy !req
345. THAT IS THE DRINK
OF LOVERS.Copy !req
346. PLEASE, MAY —
WHAT THE HELL?Copy !req
347. HEY, LOOK,
IT'S AN ITALIAN SAUSAGE.Copy !req
348. I'LL BE BACK FOR YOU,
BUT BEFORE I GO,Copy !req
349. JUST ONE KISS.Copy !req
350. YES! YES!Copy !req
351. YES! YES!Copy !req
352. OH.Copy !req
353. THAT IS A WOMAN,
AND THAT IS JUST WRONG.Copy !req
354. GO AWAY! GO AWAY!Copy !req
355. GRAZIE BENE, WAYNE.Copy !req
356. LIKE ALL ITALIAN GUYS,Copy !req
357. YOU HAVE STRANGE TASTE
IN WOMEN.Copy !req
358. AND I WOULDN'T SAY
THAT'S AN ITALIAN SAUSAGE.Copy !req
359. MORE LIKE A VIENNA SAUSAGE.
WE HAVE A LOT —Copy !req
360. WOW.Copy !req
361. WELL, YOU KNOW, THEY SAY
EVERYBODY TALKS ABOUT ITCopy !req
362. BUT NO ONE DOES ANYTHING
ABOUT IT,Copy !req
363. BUT THAT'S NOT
WHAT OUR WEATHERMAN DOES.Copy !req
364. HE DOES EVERYTHING ABOUT IT.Copy !req
365. RYAN, WHAT'S THE WEATHER
GOING TO BE LIKE?Copy !req
366. WELL, I'LL TELL YOU,
GREG,Copy !req
367. IT'S SUNNY RIGHT NOW,
BUT OVER THE WEEKENDCopy !req
368. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE
SOME CLOUDS MOVING IN.Copy !req
369. LITTLE BIT OF RAIN FORECAST
IN OUR FUTURE.Copy !req
370. WELL, THANK YOU, RYAN.Copy !req
371. DISASTER AVERTEDCopy !req
372. DURING THE BATON PASS
THERE.Copy !req
373. THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE
FOR THE ACTION NEWS TONIGHT.Copy !req
374. STAY TUNED
FOR "GEPPETTO 2,"Copy !req
375. WHERE GEPPETTO MOVES INCopy !req
376. WITH A GROWN MAN
THAT HE'S CREATED.Copy !req
377. THAT'S ALL THE NEWS WE HAVE.
GOOD NIGHT.Copy !req
378. HEY, DON'T GO AWAY.
WE'RE GOING TO SEE A COMMERCIAL.Copy !req
379. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
"WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"Copy !req
380. RIGHT AFTER THIS.Copy !req
381. WELCOME BACK.Copy !req
382. WELCOME BACK
TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?",Copy !req
383. THE SECOND MOST POPULAR SHOW
ON ABCCopy !req
384. WHERE THE TITLE ASKS
A RHETORICAL QUESTION.Copy !req
385. LET'S PLAY A GAME
CALLED "IRISH DRINKING SONG."Copy !req
386. THIS IS FOR ALL FOUR OF YOU.
WHAT?Copy !req
387. YOU'RE ALL GOING TO SING
AN IRISH DRINKING SONG,Copy !req
388. EACH MAKING UP
ONE LINE AT A TIME,Copy !req
389. WITH THE HELP OF LAURA HALL
ON THE PIANO.Copy !req
390. LAURA HALL. HOW ABOUT IT?Copy !req
391. AND WHAT I NEED
FROM THE AUDIENCECopy !req
392. IS A SUGGESTIONCopy !req
393. OF SOMETHING SAD
THAT WOULD HAPPEN TO YOUCopy !req
394. THAT WOULD MAKE YOU
START DRINKING.Copy !req
395. OKAY, DIVORCE.Copy !req
396. DIVORCE.Copy !req
397. SO IT'S GOING TO BECopy !req
398. THE "DIVORCE
IRISH DRINKING SONG."Copy !req
399. WHENEVER YOU'RE READY,
TAKE IT AWAY.Copy !req
400. WE FINALLY
GOT RID OF HER, BOYS.Copy !req
401. OH, SHE'S GONE NOW.Copy !req
402. OH, SHE'S GONE NOW.Copy !req
403. SHALL WE?Copy !req
404. OH, AYE,
LET'S SING ONE.Copy !req
405. WE'RE GOING TO COME BACK
AND FIND OUT WHO THE WINNER ISCopy !req
406. ON "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"
DON'T GO AWAY.Copy !req
407. WELCOME BACK
TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"Copy !req
408. TONIGHT'S WINNER —
RYAN STILES.Copy !req
409. RYAN STILES
IS THE WINNER TONIGHT.Copy !req
410. AND I WANT YOU
TO READ THE CREDITS FOR USCopy !req
411. AS THE CROC HUNTER.Copy !req
412. ALL THE REST OF YOU GUYS
PRETEND TO BE ANIMALS.Copy !req
413. HAVE A GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY.
THANKS FOR WATCHING.Copy !req
414. ALL RIGHT,
I'M GOING TO READ THE CREDITS,Copy !req
415. BUT I'VE GOT TO APPROACH
THE MONITOR SLOWLY.Copy !req
416. DENISE O'DONOGHUE.Copy !req
417. MARK LEVESON'S ONE OF THE MOST
POISONOUS PRODUCERS EVER KNOWN.Copy !req
418. THERE THEY ARE,
ON ME NOW.Copy !req
419. THEY'RE RIPPING OFF MY ARM.Copy !req
420. USUALLY I'D HAVE
MY AMERICAN WIFE HERECopy !req
421. TO TAKE ALL THE HITS FOR ME.Copy !req
422. JOSH GILBERT
TOOK THE BOAT AWAY ON THE RIVER,Copy !req
423. AND JULIE RHINE IS NOT HERE
TO PROTECT ME.Copy !req
424. THIS ONE HERE
IS VERY DANGEROUS.Copy !req
425. DON'T GET NEXT TO IT.
OH, ISN'T THAT LOVELY?Copy !req
426. CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY ABC, INC.
AND WARNER BROS. INC.Copy !req