Whose Line Is It Anyway? 3x7

Directed by

Heather Morris as Self • Brad Sherwood as Self

Actress Heather Morris; guest comic Brad Sherwood.

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1. GOOD EVENING,

2. AND WELCOME TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

3. HIT ME, BABY, ONE MORE TIME, WAYNE BRADY.

4. I WAS BORN TO MAKE YOU HAPPY, JEFF DAVIS.

5. OOPS, I DID IT AGAIN, COLIN MOCHRIE.

6. HEY, ARE THOSE THINGS REAL? RYAN STILES.

7. I'M YOUR HOST DREW CAREY. LET'S HAVE SOME FUN.

8. OH, HELLO.

9. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THANK YOU.

10. WELCOME TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

11. THE SHOW WHERE THE POINTS DON'T MATTER.

12. THE POINTS ARE LIKE OUR BORDER WITH MEXICO.

13. WE DON'T WANT TO LISTEN TO ME YAPPING ALL NIGHT.

14. LET'S GET THE SHOW STARTED WITH A GAME

15. CALLED "WEIRD NEWSCASTERS." THIS IS FOR ALL FOUR OF YOU.

16. COLIN IS GOING TO BE THE ANCHOR OF A NEWS SHOW,

17. JUST AS BAD AS THE ANCHOR OF YOUR LOCAL NEWS SHOW.

18. THE CO-ANCHOR IS JEFF. YOU'RE A HORSE RACE ANNOUNCER.

19. SPORTSCASTER IS WAYNE.

20. WAYNE — HA HA HA! — YOU'RE A JAMAICAN LOVE GOD

21. REPORTING LIVE FROM A BEDROOM

22. WHERE HE'S ON A HOT DATE...

23. HI, MOM.

24. GIVING SOMEBODY THEIR GROOVE BACK.

25. HA HA HA!

26. SORRY, DID YOU DROP YOUR GROOVE? I FOUND IT.

27. RYAN IS THE WEATHERMAN.

28. YOU KNOW YOUR WIFE IS HOME CHEATING ON YOU,

29. AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE.

30. SO, COLIN, WHENEVER YOU HEAR THE MUSIC,

31. GO AHEAD AND START THE NEWS.

32. WELCOME TO THE 6:00 NEWS.

33. I'M YOUR ANCHOR WES FIWWING MORETASTE.

34. OUR TOP STORY TODAY,

35. AFTER A DISAPPOINTING SUMMER,

36. HUMPTY DUMPTY HAS A GREAT FALL.

37. AND NOW, OVER TO OUR CO-ANCHOR MANNY GIRL.

38. MANNY.

39. THANK YOU, WES,

40. AND WELCOME COVERAGE OF THE LOS ANGELES RIOTS.

41. WE'VE GOT A LOT OF COPS LINING UP AT THE GATE

42. AND A LOT OF PROTESTORS.

43. IN TOP SEED IS THE POLICEMAN "MOST LIKELY TO BEAT YOU,"

44. COMING IN AT 10 TO 1.

45. RIGHT ACROSS THE GATE FROM HIM

46. IS "I JUST WANT MY FREEDOM, DARN YOU."

47. AND THEY'RE OFF!

48. "MOST LIKELY TO BEAT YOU" STARTS OFF

49. BY POUNDING "I JUST WANT MY FREEDOM, DARN YOU."

50. IT'S NECK AND NECK. THEY'RE RUNNING NOW.

51. THEY'RE RUNNING, DOWNTOWN LOS ANGELES,

52. AND HE'S BEATING ON THE FIRST LEG.

53. HE'S BEATING HIM ON THE FIRST LEG!

54. THEY'RE NECK AND NECK, BEATING EACH OTHER'S NECKS.

55. WE'LL COME BACK AS WE HAVE MORE.

56. THANK YOU VERY MUCH, MANNY.

57. VERY EXCITING OUT HERE, WES.

58. VERY EXCITING, INDEED.

59. WHY DON'T WE GO TO SPORTS WITH REGGAE JACKSON?

60. HA HA!

61. HELLO, MAN.

62. YOU GOING TO SEE A COMEBACK

63. LIKE MAIN'T SEEN A LONG TIME.

64. ME WANT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT THE SPORTS,

65. BUT BEFO ME TELL YOU ABOUT BASEBALL AND FOOTBALL,

66. I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT MY FAVORITE SPORT OF ALL.

67. OH, IT'S NOT BASEBALL, BUT ME USE A BAT.

68. IT'S THE SPORT OF MAKING LOVE,

69. AND I ONLY MAKE LOVE

70. TO THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN THE WORLD,

71. LIKE THIS WOMAN RIGHT HERE.

72. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY CALL ME, GIRL?

73. THEY CALL ME REGGAE JACKSON.

74. NO, GIRL, YOU CAN'T LEAVE!

75. MAN, YOU CAN'T LEAVE. LISTEN, BABY,

76. I'M A JAMAICAN SEX GOD!

77. LOOK AT THAT! LOOK CLOSE!

78. HOW YOU LIKE THAT? OH, YES, MAN!

79. OH, COME NOW. WAIT, BABY.

80. WAIT, BABY!

81. WAIT, BABY!

82. DON'T LEAVE ME!

83. COME. ME GOING WALK YOU DOWN HERE.

84. I'M GOING TO LET YOU ALL GET BACK TO SPORTS,

85. BUT I JUST WANT YOU TO SEE

86. THE KISS THAT I WILL PLANT ON THIS LOVELY WOMAN.

87. COME, BABY.

88. GET ON.

89. I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

90. OH, YOU WANT SOME OF ME?

91. GO AHEAD.

92. THIS JUST IN — LOOKS REALLY DON'T MATTER.

93. AND NOW...

94. WHY DON'T WE SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH WEATHER

95. WITH LAMONT SUR LA TABLE?

96. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

97. WELL, AS YOU CAN SEE,

98. WE'VE GOT RAIN MOVING IN OVER THE WEEKEND,

99. ESPECIALLY OVER SHERMAN OAKS, WHICH IS WHERE I LIVE.

100. HONEY, IF YOU'RE HOME, PUT ON CLOTHES,

101. KICK HIM OUT, AND HEAD FOR COVER!

102. OH, THAT'S RIGHT! I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON!

103. IT BETTER NOT BE THAT JAMAICAN GUY AGAIN!

104. YEAH!

105. WHAT, YOU THINK I'M STUPID BECAUSE I'M THE WEATHERMAN?

106. WELL, I'VE GOT SOME NEWS FOR YOU!

107. COME UP HERE RIGHT NOW.

108. UH-HUH, THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.

109. I'VE FOUND SOMEONE, TOO.

110. THAT'S RIGHT.

111. AND HE'S A MARINE!

112. YEAH!

113. YEAH, THEY'RE OKING FOR —

114. GET OUT!

115. HEY!

116. THEY'RE LOOKING FOR A FEW GOOD MEN,

117. AND THIS BOY FOUND HIS, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

118. GO RIGHT BACK THERE.

119. WELL, THAT WAS THE 6:00 NEWS.

120. PLEASE JOIN US TOMORROW FOR MORE NEWS,

121. MORE NEWS! GOOD NIGHT!

122. I'D LIKE TO GIVE 10,000 POINTS

123. AND AN "OORAH" TO OUR LITTLE MARINE.

124. YOU'RE GOING TO NEED THEM

125. WHEN THE GUYS IN BOOT CAMP GET AHOLD OF THIS TAPE.

126. WHY ISN'T HE SMILING, DREW?

127. I DON'T KNOW.

128. I LIKE THE DESK THING, TOO.

129. ME BEEN WORKING OUT.

130. HE'S MARRIED, LADIES. SORRY.

131. AW!

132. THEY'RE ALL MARRIED. EVEN COLIN'S MARRIED.

133. OH! JEFF DAVIS IS SINGLE, SINGLE, SINGLE.

134. LET'S GO ON TO A GAME CALLED "SCENES FROM A HAT."

135. WE'RE GOING TO MOVE ON.

136. THIS IS FOR ALL FOUR OF YOU.

137. JEFF, WAYNE, RYAN, COLIN, GO TO YOUR POSITIONS.

138. BEFORE THE SHOW WE ASKED THE AUDIENCE

139. TO WRITE DOWN DIFFERENT SUGGESTIONS.

140. ONE OF THEM IS "SCENES THEY'D LIKE TO SEE."

141. WE GET A LOT OF CRAPPY ONES.

142. WE'LL SEE HOW MANY THE PERFORMERS CAN ACT OUT,

143. STARTING WITH

144. "IF FAMOUS MOVIE LINES INCLUDED PRODUCT PLUGS."

145. FRANKLY, MY DEAR, I DON'T GIVE A SPAM.

146. MISS SCARLETT, I DON'T KNOW NOTHING

147. ABOUT BIRTHING NO CABBAGE PATCH BABIES.

148. I'LL BE BACK TO BURGER KING.

149. ELLIOT, DIAL 1-800-310-121.

150. IT'S CHEAPER RATES.

151. ROSEBUD... THE LAST WORD IN SLEDS!

152. "WHAT COWS ARE THINKING WHEN BEING MILKED."

153. I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'RE GOING TO DRINK THAT CRAP.

154. THAT'S RIGHT. NO, SLOWER.

155. FIRST TIME THIS GUY'S SEEN A BULL?

156. HA HA HA! OKAY.

157. "IF YOU CEBRATED MUNDANE EVENTS

158. AS IF YOU'D SCORED A TOUCHDOWN."

159. IT'S A BOY! YEAH!

160. PBHT.

161. "ENTRIES IN DREW CAREY'S DIARY."

162. "DEAR DIARY, RYAN LOOKED AT ME AGAIN TODAY."

163. "HOW I WISH I WERE SITTING ON HIS LAP —"

164. "DEAR DIARY,

165. WHEN WILL PEOPLE FIND OUT THAT I'M NOT A MAN?"

166. AND MOVING RIGHT ALONG...

167. "WHAT OUR AUDIENCE IS THINKING RIGHT NOW."

168. I WONDER IF THAT'S ALL TRUE.

169. HA HA HA.

170. "UNUSUAL USES FOR YOUR CAT."

171. MEOW.

172. MEOW.

173. OOH! OOH!

174. THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

175. WE'LL BE BACK WITH MORE "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

176. RIGHT AFTER THIS.

177. WELCOME BACK TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

178. THE SHOW WHERE EVERYTHING'S MADE UP

179. AND, HONESTLY, THE POINTS DON'T MATTER.

180. YOU KNOW WHAT'S GREAT ABOUT DATING A PLUS-SIZE MODEL?

181. WHEN YOU TELL HER "THAT DRESS MAKES YOU LOOK FAT,"

182. IT'S A COMPLIMENT.

183. LET'S GO ON TO A GAME CALLED "PARTY QUIRKS."

184. THIS IS FOR JEFF. YOU'RE HOSTING A PARTY.

185. WAYNE, COLIN, AND RYAN ARE YOUR GUESTS.

186. WE'VE GIVEN THEM A STRANGE QUIRK OR IDENTITY.

187. JEFF, COME TO THE CENTER AND START THE PARTY.

188. I'LL BRING YOU IN WITH THE DOORBELL.

189. I'VE GOT EVERYTHING FOR THE PARTY —

190. THE BEER, THE FOOD, THE BABY OIL.

191. LET'S START THIS THING!

192. WHOO! ALL RIGHT, BROTHER, YES!

193. YEAH!

194. IT'S GOOD TO HAVE YOU HERE, MAN.

195. OHH!

196. YOU JUST TAKE IT EASY.

197. AAH!

198. HANG ON. I'VE GOT TO GET THE DOOR.

199. OH! I DIDN'T EXPECT

200. TO SEE YOU HERE THIS SOON!

201. YEAH, MAN, LET IT GO. LET YOUR HAIR DOWN.

202. WE'RE HERE TO PARTY AND RELAX.

203. YOU SEEM TO BE GETTING ALONG FINE.

204. I'M GOING TO SEE WHO'S AT THE DOOR.

205. HEY, LET ME GET YOU SOMETHING TO DRINK, MAN.

206. YOU LOOK A LITTLE TENSE. WOULD YOU LIKE A BEER?

207. STAY AWAY FROM THIS GUY. HE'S A WRESTLER

208. WHO'S GETTING THE CRUD BEAT OUT OF HIM.

209. HEY, WHY DON'T YOU COME ON INSIDE, TRY TO RELAX?

210. I'VE GOT A SEXY WOMAN TAKING A SHOWER OVER HERE.

211. UH, CLOSE.

212. KIND OF, SHE'S...

213. I MEAN, YOU SEEM TO BE DOING A STRIPTEASE,

214. NUDE MODELING SHOOT.

215. KIND OF, FOR...

216. FOR PLAYBOY MAGAZINE.

217. OH, DUDE,

218. WE SCARED HER OFF, MAN.

219. WE SCARED HER OFF.

220. I KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO BE AN ANIMAL ON ICE.

221. I KNOW A LOT OF FOLKS AT PLAYBOY.

222. THEY'RE REALLY NICE.

223. THEY'RE LIKE NAKED FAMILY TO ME.

224. LET'S GO ON TO A GAME CALLED

225. "GREATEST HITS." THIS IS FOR EVERYBODY,

226. WITH THE HELP OF LAURA HALL ON PIANO,

227. LINDA TAYLOR ON GUITAR.

228. WHOO!

229. COLIN AND RYAN ARE GOING TO BE TV PITCHMEN

230. TALKING ABOUT THE LATEST COMPILATION ALBUM.

231. THEY'RE GOING TO MAKE UP NAMES OF SONGS.

232. WAYNE AND JEFF ARE GOING TO TRY TO SING THOSE SONGS.

233. WHAT I NEED FROM THE AUDIENCE

234. IS A SUGGESTION

235. OF "WHAT YOU WANTED TO BE WHEN YOU GREW UP."

236. TAXI DRIVER. GOOD, THAT'S —

237. THAT WAS A GOOD ONE.

238. THE ALBUM IS "SONGS OF THE TAXI DRIVER."

239. "SONGS OF THE TAXI DRIVER."

240. HI, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK

241. TO "RIN-TON-TON, THE DOG THAT ATE TOO MUCH"

242. IN JUST A SECOND.

243. TAXI! TAXI!

244. HEY, RYAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

245. I CAN'T GET A CAB.

246. MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE WE'RE IN A STUDIO.

247. OH.

248. OH, WELL, WE'VE COME UP WITH OVER 450 SONGS

249. THAT RELATE MUSIC AND THE TAXI DRIVER.

250. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS, RYAN —

251. DIDN'T MEAN TO SCARE YOU

252. BECAUSE YOU'RE A BIG HOMOPHOBE.

253. YOU KNOW...

254. YOU KNOW, I GREW UP IN THE DISCO ERA —

255. DISCO ERA. HA HA HA!

256. YES, YOU DID.

257. I LOVED THE BEE GEES.

258. I LOVED THEM BEFORE, AND IN THE DISCO ERA.

259. THEY WERE GREAT!

260. THERE WERE THREE OF THEM. THEY'RE BROTHERS. BEE GEES!

261. AND THEY DID A GREAT CAB DRIVER-RELATED SONG

262. WHICH, OF COURSE, IS...

263. I'M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW...

264. "I CAN'T PRONOUNCE THE DRIVER'S NAME."

265. HA HA HA!

266. THEY WERE JUST RIPPING OFF JOHNNY MATHIS.

267. YEAH. YOU KNOW...

268. THERE'S NO MUSIC LIKE AMERICAN MUSIC,

269. IS THERE, COLIN?

270. OH, GOOD OLD U.S. OF A.

271. I WAS A CHILD, AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO ADMIT IT,

272. OF THE '50s.

273. AND NOTHING...

274. NOTHING IS CLOSER TO MY HEART

275. THAN '50s ROCK 'N' ROLL,

276. AND THAT NUMBER-ONE SONG FROM THAT ERA,

277. "HEY, I THINK WE'RE GOING IN CIRCLES."

278. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

279. HO.

280. I DON'T MIND TELLING YOU,

281. I'M A LITTLE DIZZY.

282. YOU KNOW, FOR AS LONG AS I CAN REMEMBER,

283. I'VE HAD MEMORIES, AND ONE OF MY FAVORITES

284. WAS RIGHT AFTER THE DISCO ERA.

285. I GOT INTO PUNK.

286. I BELONGED TO A BAND CALLED SWOLLEN BLISTER.

287. YEAH, WE DIDN'T DO VERY WELL,

288. BUT WE GOT GIRLS.

289. AND YOU'LL CATCH GIRLS IF YOU PLAY

290. THIS WONDERFUL PUNK SONG,

291. "YOUR AIR FRESHENER SMELLS LIKE CRAP."

292. DON'T GO AWAY.

293. WE'LL BE BACK WITH MORE "WHOSE LINE" AFTER THIS.

294. WELCOME BACK TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

295. TONIGHT'S WINNER, JEFF DAVIS. CONGRATULATIONS.

296. AS PUNISHMENT, THE REST OF US GET TO DO

297. A LITTLE THING CALLED THE HOEDOWN

298. WITH LAURA HALL ON THE PIANO.

299. LAURA HALL.

300. I NEED FROM THE AUDIENCE A SUGGESTION

301. OF A REALLY GOOD PLACE TO GO ON VACATION.

302. THE BEACH. WE'RE GOING TO DO A HOEDOWN ABOUT THE BEACH.

303. WHENEVER YOU'RE READY, LAURA HALL, TAKE IT AWAY.

304. YEE-HEE!

305. WHOO!

306. WE'LL BE BACK WITH MORE "WHOSE LINE" AFTER THIS.

307. WELCOME BACK TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

308. TONIGHT WE'RE GOING TO HAVE WAYNE READ THE CREDITS.

309. WAYNE, READ THE CREDITS AS A JAMAICAN LOVE GOD

310. TALKING ABOUT YOUR CONQUESTS.

311. THANKS FOR WATCHING.

312. I'M GOING TO TELL YOU

313. ABOUT DAN PATTERSON AND MARK LEVESON.

314. ONE TIME THEY HAD DREW CAREY OUTSIDE

315. BACK IN JAMAICA.

316. THESE ARE MY LADIES. I CALL THIS ONE COLIN MOCHRIE.

317. THAT'S DREW CAREY OVER THERE.

318. ME TOO BUSY. NOW MOVE.

319. LET ME TELL YOU ALL ABOUT RON WEST.

320. OH, ALISON SIDERIS, YOU THE PRETTIEST OF ALL.

321. CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY ABC, INC. AND WARNER BROS. INC.