Whose Line Is It Anyway? 3x2

Directed by

Adelaide Kane as Self • Jeff Bryan Davis as Self

Actress Adelaide Kane; guest comic Jeff Davis.

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1. GOOD EVENING, EVERYBODY, AND WELCOME

2. TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?" ON TONIGHT'S SHOW —

3. TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES, PLEASE — WAYNE BRADY.

4. CHIP ESTEN.

5. COLIN MOCHRIE.

6. ALL OF US — RYAN STILES.

7. I'M YOUR HOST DREW CAREY.

8. COME ON DOWN. LET'S HAVE SOME FUN.

9. HELLO!

10. HELLO.

11. "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

12. AND THE POINTS DON'T MATTER,

13. IN "A PERFECT STORM."

14. HA HA HA!

15. IF YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THIS SHOW BEFORE,

16. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE THESE GUYS IMPROVISE EVERYTHING.

17. FAKEY POINTS,

18. FOR NO APPARENT REASON,

19. SOMETHING SPECIAL WITH ME,

20. AND THE LOSER GETS LIPOSUCKED.

21. HA HA. YEAH.

22. BUT WE'RE NOT GOING TO TELL THEM WHERE.

23. WE'RE GOING TO START

24. "LET'S MAKE A DATE."

25. RYAN, COLIN, AND WAYNE

26. ON A DATING-TYPE SHOW, HOPING TO BE PICKED BY CHIP,

27. AND AREN'T WE ALL?

28. UH...

29. WE'VE GIVEN THEM EACH A STRANGE CHARACTERISTIC,

30. AND CHIP'S GOING TO TRY TO GUESS WHO THEY ARE.

31. I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE RYAN.

32. GO AHEAD AND START.

33. HELLO, BACHELORS!

34. HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY?

35. I AM JEAN-VIèVE, AND I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU,

36. BACHELOR NUMBER ONE.

37. I LOVE LOVE, AND I LOVE TO LOVE LOVE.

38. PLEASE, BACHELOR NUMBER ONE,

39. YOU FELL IN LOVE.

40. HEH HEH HEH HEH!

41. I DON'T KNOW, TOOTS.

42. WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME

43. WITH 6 INCHES OF PLASTIC?

44. I MEAN MY HEIGHT.

45. MY HEIGHT. HEH HEH.

46. IN WHERE I AM FROM.

47. BACHELOR NUMBER TWO,

48. ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE...

49. QUIET! YOU HEAR SOMETHING?

50. RIDING THROUGH TOWN.

51. I AIN'T GOING TO BE AROUND WHEN THAT HAPPENS,

52. 'CAUSE SOMEONE'S GOING TO DIE! I DON'T WANT IT TO BE ME.

53. JEHOSHAPHAT!

54. WELL, IT DIDN'T RHYME,

55. BUT IT MOVED ME.

56. BACHELOR NUMBER THREE,

57. ABOUT OUR FIRST DATE.

58. OUR FIRST DATE? WELL...

59. FIRST DATE.

60. WELL, I'D PROBABLY

61. GET DOWN ON THE GROUND!

62. GET DOWN THERE!

63. GET OVER HERE!

64. GET UP THERE! GET UP THERE!

65. GET OVER THERE!

66. GET DOWN ON THE GROUND! GET DOWN ON THE GROUND!

67. GET DOWN THERE! STAY THERE!

68. YOU BETTER STAY THERE.

69. DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT MOVING!

70. BACHELOR NUMBER ONE,

71. HOW ARE YOU DOING?

72. QUIET, TOOTS. DADDY'S GOT TO GET TO WORK.

73. HA HA HA!

74. THANK YOU, BACH—

75. BACHELOR NUMBER TWO,

76. TO AN AMUSEMENT PARK,

77. AMUSEMENT PARK? HE'S GOT A GUN!

78. TELL THE SCHOOLMARM! TELL THE SCHOOLMARM!

79. HELP! HELP! TELL THE SCHOOLMARM!

80. HELP!

81. BACHELOR NUMBER THREE...

82. WHAT?

83. BOXERS OR BRIEFS?

84. I HAVEN'T GOT TIME TO ANSWER QUESTIONS. I GOT WORK TO DO.

85. YOU, GET DOWN THERE! GET DOWN THERE!

86. YOU, COME HERE!

87. COME HERE!

88. GET DOWN ON THAT STAGE!

89. GET OVER HERE! GO! GET DOWN HERE!

90. NOT YOU. YOU'VE GOT HAIR. GET BACK THERE.

91. GET OVER THERE! GET OVER THERE!

92. HURRY UP!

93. GET DOWN ON THAT FLOOR!

94. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

95. THANK YOU, GUYS.

96. THANKS A LOT.

97. THANK YOU. THANK YOU.

98. WHAT'S YOUR NAME, SIR?

99. LARRY.

100. LARRY? NICE ASS, LARRY.

101. SHH! DON'T GIVE IT AWAY.

102. WHO THEY ARE?

103. WELL, BEFORE I GUESS, I CHOOSE LARRY.

104. YES!

105. OF "DELIVERANCE" —

106. NO.

107. I'M GOING TO COME BACK TO HIM,

108. AND I'M GOING TO MAKE HIM A, UH, TERRORIST.

109. NO.

110. A BANK ROBBER.

111. HE'S A BOUNTY HUNTER.

112. HE'S A BOUNTY HUNTER.

113. HE'S ROUNDING UP GUYS THAT ARE WHAT?

114. HE'S ROUNDING UP GUYS THAT ARE BALD.

115. YES.

116. AND YOU ARE A BALD GUY.

117. YES, YES.

118. IT'S HARDLY WORTH GUESSING

119. 'CAUSE YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY POINTS FOR IT.

120. WAS STARTING TO COME DOWN.

121. HA HA HA HA!

122. NOW LET'S PLAY A GAME CALLED CENE WITH AUDIENCE MEMBER."

123. THIS IS FOR RYAN, COLIN, AND I'M GOING TO PICK

124. FROM THE AUDIENCE HERE.

125. AT'S YOUR NAME?

126. ME?

127. YEAH.

128. GISELLE.

129. WHY DON'T YOU COME ON DOWN HERE, GISELLE?

130. I'M GOING TO HAND YOU

131. AND THIS MICROPHONE.

132. TAKE THIS ONE. THIS ONE'S NICER.

133. IT'S LIKE THE BEGINNING OF THE OLYMPICS.

134. YOU'RE GOING TO DO A SCENE WITH THESE GUYS.

135. GISELLE? I'M DAVE.

136. WHAT'S GOING

137. ON THAT CARD THERE,

138. PROMPT YOU TO,

139. YOU'RE GOING TO READ OUT YOUR LINE IN ORDER.

140. OF GISELLE,

141. AND SHE'S THEIR ATTRACTIVE NURSE.

142. SO WHENEVER YOU'RE READY,

143. TAKE IT AWAY.

144. ALL RIGHT. LET'S WORK ON THE PATIENT HERE.

145. GISELLE, WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PERSON?

146. THAT'S A BAD SHADE OF LIPSTICK FOR YOU.

147. WELL, IT'S JUST IN CASE SHE WAKES UP.

148. I DON'T WANT HER TO BE FRIGHTENED.

149. GOOD CHOICE. GOOD CHOICE.

150. THANK YOU, AND IF I MAY SAY,

151. THAT'S A WONDERFUL SHADE OF LIPSTICK ON YOU.

152. I NEED A HUG.

153. WELL, COME —

154. FIRST TIME YOU WEREN'T QUICK OFF THE DRAW, MY FRIEND.

155. WHY DON'T YOU MAKE

156. SHOW THE NURSE HOW?

157. ALL RIGHT, GISELLE, WATCH CLOSELY.

158. I'M SURE YOU'LL LEARN SOMETHING INCREDIBLE.

159. I'LL PICK UP MY OWN STUFF. YOU JUST STAND THERE.

160. OH, MY GOD! WHAT HAPPENED?

161. DOWN HIS STOMACH.

162. WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING ANY PANTS?

163. DON'T TELL ME HOW TO OPERATE IN MY ROOM!

164. DON'T EVER YELL AT HER!

165. WITHOUT MY PANTS, I SHALL!

166. IN GENEVA!

167. WE CAN'T PUT YOU THROUGH THIS ANY LONGER.

168. HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY.

169. BOY, WAS I DRUNK LAST NIGHT.

170. SHOW HIM YOUR RING.

171. THAT'S RIGHT, WE'RE ENGAGED.

172. YOU GOT MARRIED?

173. I THOUGHT I HAD A CHANCE, GISELLE.

174. NO, WE'RE ENGAGED. WE'RE NOT MARRIED.

175. I'M SORRY.

176. I GOT MY PANTS OFF. IT'S HARD TO HEAR.

177. LOOK, I'LL GO OVER HERE

178. CAN SAY GOODBYE.

179. SOMETHING SPECIAL, GISELLE.

180. YOU'RE UGLIER THAN HIM.

181. THANK YOU, GISELLE.

182. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

183. WE'RE GOING TO DO A LITTLE COMMERCIAL.

184. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

185. "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

186. HEY, I WANT TO SEND

187. AUDITION TAPES.

188. TONIGHT'S WINNER

189. FROM SANDUSKY, OHIO, SO CONGRATULATIONS, RILEY.

190. WE'RE GOING TO BE

191. OVER YOUR AUDITION TAPE.

192. LET'S PLAY A GAME CALLED "SOUND EFFECTS."

193. RYAN AND COLIN, GET READY TO ACT OUT A SCENE.

194. PICKED OUT EARLY ON.

195. I'D LIKE YOU AND YOU TO FOLLOW ME, PLEASE.

196. YES, I'LL HELP YOU DOWN.

197. I'LL HELP YOU DOWN. OH, THERE YOU GO.

198. BY ME.

199. WHY DON'T YOU COME RIGHT OVER HERE?

200. NOW, YOU ARE GOING TO BE RYAN'S GUY,

201. AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE COLIN'S PERSON.

202. THEY'RE GOING TO DO A GAME CALLED "SOUND EFFECTS."

203. WHENEVER THEY PROMPT YOU TO,

204. YOU'RE GOING TO SUPPLY

205. INTO THE MICROPHONE.

206. IT'S NO PROBLEM.

207. TELL ME YOUR NAMES.

208. LYNN.

209. I'M GAIL.

210. GAIL, YOU'RE GOING TO DO COLIN, OKAY?

211. TO AN INCIDENT. TAKE IT AWAY.

212. THESE DOUGHNUTS AREN'T AS CRISPY AS THEY USED TO BE.

213. NO, THEY'RE CERTAINLY NOT.

214. LOOK, I CAN CHEW

215. AND YOU DON'T HEAR A THING.

216. WANT TO SEE IF THERE'S ANYTHING ON THE RADIO?

217. MIGHT AS WELL.

218. OH, THE ANTENNA'S NOT SCREWED IN.

219. LET'S SEE.

220. TURN UP THE VOLUME, WOULD YOU?

221. DON'T HEAR A THING.

222. OH, WELL.

223. WHAT?

224. THROUGH THAT LIGHT.

225. HIT THE SIREN. I'M CHASING HIM.

226. RR-RR?

227. HIT THE SIREN.

228. I DID.

229. WHOO-WHOO.

230. IT'S ONE

231. IRRITATES DOGS.

232. OH, MAN.

233. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO

234. FOR HIM TO HEAR THIS. I'D BETTER GUN IT.

235. WHOO!

236. WHOO!

237. WE MUST BE OUT OF GAS. LET'S PUSH IT.

238. ALL RIGHT, LOOK...

239. THIS COULD BE DANGEROUS.

240. OUR S.W.A.T. STUFF.

241. OKAY.

242. I'M JUST GOING TO COCK MY GUN.

243. YOU CALL THAT A GUN? LISTEN TO THIS.

244. I'LL TAKE OFF THE SILENCER.

245. THAT'S NO GUN. LISTEN TO THIS.

246. NOTHING.

247. OKAY...

248. I HAVE A FEELING THERE'S TERRORISTS BEHIND THAT DOOR.

249. THEY'RE LOUD TERRORISTS.

250. IT WOULDN'T SURPRISE ME IF IT WAS A VERY QUIET GROUP OF 100.

251. ALL RIGHT, LET'S TAKE IT EASY.

252. OKAY.

253. HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO, OKAY?

254. LET'S GET THIS STRAIGHT.

255. THE DOOR VERY LOUDLY.

256. I'M GOING TO RUN IN BEHIND YOU,

257. TO CONFUSE THEM.

258. OKAY, LET ME HEAR THE DUCK JUST SO I KNOW.

259. Lynn and Gail: QUACK, QUACK, QUACK!

260. YOU KNOW, IF YOU'LL NOTICE,

261. THAT WASN'T JUST ONE DUCK.

262. THAT WAS A WHOLE FLOCK.

263. YOU KNOW WHAT? WHILE YOU DO THE DUCK,

264. I'M GOING TO DO THE ELEPHANT.

265. QUACK, QUACK, QUACK!

266. ALL RIGHT, ONCE AGAIN.

267. OKAY.

268. THE PLAN IS...

269. HERE'S THE PLAN.

270. YOU KICK IN THE DOOR, I DO THE DUCK,

271. YOU DO THE ELEPHANT, AND THEN WE OPEN FIRE.

272. I MIGHT DO A DUCK.

273. OKAY.

274. BANG!

275. QUACK, QUACK, QUACK, QUACK!

276. QUACK, QUACK!

277. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

278. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

279. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

280. HA HA HA HA!

281. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

282. OH, MY GOD! THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING...

283. OH, THAT WAS SO FUNNY!

284. HA HA HA HA HA HA!

285. HA HA HA! OH, MY GOD!

286. "I'M GOING TO DO AN ELEPHANT." "QUA, QUACK, QUACK."

287. WHOO.

288. OH, MAN.

289. THAT QUACKING ELEPHANT WAS, LIKE, THE FUNNIEST THING...

290. OH, MAN.

291. FROM NOW ON.

292. ABOUT MAKING A NOISE.

293. "OH, WE CAN DO QUACK. QUACK, QUACK, QUACK."

294. NOW LET'S MOVE ON WITH A GAME CALLED "MOTOWN GROUP."

295. THIS IS FOR WAYNE, CHIP, AND RYAN,

296. AND LINDA TAYLOR.

297. NOW, WHAT I NEED FOR THIS

298. OF A MANLY PROFESSION.

299. A WHAT?

300. SEWER WORKER!

301. SEWER WORKER.

302. SEWER WORKER.

303. LIKE A MOTOWN GROUP,

304. LIKE THE TEMPTATIONS,

305. AND WHILE ONE OF THEM SINGS, TWO ARE GOING TO DO BACKUP.

306. YOU'LL BE SINGING THE SONG "DO THE SEWER WORKER."

307. "DO THE SEWER WORKER."

308. WHOO!

309. BASS MAN, BREAK IT DOWN.

310. EVERYBODY, CHECK IT OUT.

311. DAMN!

312. WHOO!

313. HEY, WE'RE GOING TO SEE A COMMERCIAL RIGHT NOW.

314. WE'LL COME BACK AND FIND OUT WHO THE WINNER IS.

315. "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY"?

316. TONIGHT'S WINNER — COLIN MOCHRIE.

317. COLIN MOCHRIE IS THE WINNER. HOW ABOUT THAT?

318. HE GETS TO SIT, AND WAYNE, RYAN, AND I

319. A LOVE SONG TO CHRISSIE HERE.

320. WE'RE GOING TO SING A BROADWAY LOVE SONG.

321. WE GOT HER FROM THE AUDIENCE,

322. AND WE'RE GOING TO SING TO HER AS A 3-HEADED BROADWAY STAR,

323. AND LINDA TAYLOR ON THE PIANO.

324. YOU ARE MY WHAT?

325. "YOU ARE MY BUTTER STICK" TO CHRISSIE.

326. TAKE IT AWAY.

327. It's all right. It's okay.

328. DON'T GO ANYWHERE.

329. DON'T GO ANYWHERE.

330. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "WHOSE LINE" AFTER THIS.

331. OH, MAN.

332. HEY, WELCOME BACK TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

333. THE CREDITS FOR YOU.

334. WILL HELP YOU.

335. THANKS FOR WATCHING, EVERYBODY.

336. SAY, COLIN, I'LL READ THE CREDITS,

337. BUT WHY DON'T I JUST BLEND US SOME DRINKS FIRST?

338. ALL RIGHT.

339. BUZZ, BUZZ, BUZZ.

340. YOU KNOW WHAT TOM PARK'S FAVORITE SOUND IS?

341. IT'S THIS.

342. QUACK, QUACK, QUACK.

343. AN ELEPHANT?

344. YES, THE ELEPHANT.

345. IS AN ELEPHANT?

346. HARVE LEVINE,

347. I DON'T DO ELEPHANTS.

348. GOODNESS.

349. DOES SHE MAKE ANY NOISE?

350. UM, HELP, HELP, HELP, HELP.

351. CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY ABC, INC. AND WARNER BROS. INC.