Whose Line Is It Anyway? 3x18

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1. GOOD EVENING,

2. TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

3. ON TONIGHT'S SHOW —

4. IS THIS SEAT TAKEN? BRAD SHERWOOD!

5. COME HERE OFTEN? WAYNE BRADY!

6. TO ALL THE GUYS. COLIN MOCHRIE!

7. OH, I'M SORRY. I THOUGHT YOU WERE A WOMAN. RYAN STILES!

8. HI, I'M YOUR HOST DREW CAREY. COME ON DOWN.

9. LET'S HAVE SOME FUN!

10. HELLO.

11. HELLO, EVERYBODY. HOW YOU DOING?

12. "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?" —

13. AND THE POINTS DON'T MATTER.

14. THAT'S RIGHT. THE POINTS

15. TO A LESBIAN.

16. WHAT?

17. OH...

18. GLAD YOU GOT THAT.

19. OH, YEAH.

20. NOW, LET'S START OUT

21. CALLED "WEIRD NEWSCASTERS."

22. THIS IS FOR EVERYBODY.

23. BRAD, YOU'RE GOING TO BE THE ANCHOR OF A NEWS SHOW.

24. BRAD, YOU'RE THE ANCHOR OF A NEWS SHOW.

25. COLIN, YOU'RE THE CO-ANCHOR.

26. OVER THE SLIGHTEST THING.

27. WAYNE, YOU'RE DOING THE SPORTS.

28. YOU'RE SPANISH TV's CROCODILE HUNTER.

29. YES, I AM.

30. YES.

31. RYAN, YOU'RE DOING THE WEATHER,

32. AND YOU'RE A MERCENARY,

33. AND YOU'RE ON A MISSION

34. ON THE SHOW.

35. I'M A MERCENARY,

36. EVERYBODY ELSE ON THE SHOW.

37. RIGHT. THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT TO DO.

38. THAT'S YOUR MISSION.

39. SO AM I A MISSIONARY, OR AM I A MERCENARY?

40. YOU'RE A MERCENARY WHO LIKES MISSIONARY.

41. SO, WHENEVER YOU HEAR THE MUSIC, BRAD,

42. TAKE IT AWAY, AND LET'S GO TO THE NEWS.

43. TO THE 6:00 P.M. NEWS.

44. I'M SKIP SHAPLY.

45. TONIGHT'S BIGGEST STORY —

46. A FULL TANK OF GAS.

47. AND NOW, WITH THE BUSINESS DESK,

48. BALDY FLAPSCALP.

49. BALDY? WHAT DO YOU MEAN BALDY?

50. OH, MY GOD! WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN?

51. TURN THE CAMERA AWAY.

52. NOPE.

53. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

54. ILLUMINATING REPORT, BALDY.

55. LET'S FIND OUT ABOUT SPORTS.

56. LET'S GO OVER

57. DE LA VASQUEZ ESALOCA.

58. BUENAS TARDES, SEÑORES AND SEÑORITAS.

59. EH, DONDE PUEDA ES...

60. OH, AY, MAMá!

61. GRACIAS.

62. OH, SI, SI, SI.

63. UNA ALLIGATOR, OH, SI MI SALIVA —

64. OH, MUY GRANDE!

65. ¿EH, DONDE ES ALLIGATOR?

66. AHA.

67. OW!

68. AAH!

69. AY! AY!

70. THANK YOU, RICARDO.

71. WELL, I HOPE THAT'S COVERED UNDER MEDICAL INSURANCE.

72. LET'S FIND OUT ABOUT THE WEATHER.

73. LET'S GO OVER

74. WITH MISTY SHOWERS.

75. MISTY?

76. WELL, THANK YOU.

77. AS YOU CAN SEE,

78. WE HAVE A HOT, HOT, HOT WEEKEND IN STORE HERE.

79. I'VE MADE US ALL SOME LEMONADE,

80. IT'S GOING TO BE SO HOT.

81. AAH!

82. WE'VE GOT, UH,

83. WE'VE GOT SOME CLOUDS MOVING IN OVER THE WEEKEND.

84. CLOUDS MOVING... TING!

85. OVER THE WEEKEND.

86. AROUND THURSDAY.

87. AND, OF COURSE, UH,

88. WEATHER HERE,

89. FOR YOU

90. YOUR FAVORITE MEAL,

91. WHETHER IT BE PIZZA,

92. ALWAYS HAVING.

93. PIZZA...

94. MAN.

95. I HAVEN'T SEEN COLIN

96. IN TORONTO.

97. ALL ABOUT WAYNE'S SPITTING UP.

98. I DIDN'T FORGET.

99. NOW LET'S GO ON TO A GAME CALLED "AWARD SHOWS."

100. ON AN AWARDS SHOW,

101. GO IN THE AUDIENCE THERE.

102. HOWEVER, THIS IS NOT

103. AWARDS SHOW, THANK GOD.

104. IT'S AN AWARDS SHOW FOR HILLBILLIES.

105. IT'S THE GOLDEN GLOBES.

106. FOR HILLBILLIES.

107. UH, AN AWARDS SHOW FOR HILLBILLIES.

108. GO AHEAD, TAKE IT AWAY.

109. OH, IT'S SO GOOD TO BE HERE.

110. IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN, LARRY.

111. IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU, AS WELL, TODD.

112. YOU KNOW,

113. WE WOULDN'T HAVE BANJOES, BLUEGRASS,

114. MOONSHINE,

115. IF IT WEREN'T FOR HILLBILLIES

116. APPALACHIAN MOUNTAINS, HUH?

117. EXACTLY.

118. SO WE'D LIKE

119. TONIGHT,

120. IN HILLBILLERY.

121. THAT'S RIGHT.

122. WHO'S GOING TO TAKE HOME THE GOLDEN JUG TONIGHT, HUH?

123. HA HA HA HA.

124. SPEAKING OF GOLDEN JUGS, I MET YOUR NEW WIFE.

125. CONGRATULATIONS.

126. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

127. YEE-HAW.

128. WELL, WE SHOULD GET ON TO THE AWARDS NOW.

129. WE SHOULD.

130. IS MOST OUTSTANDING HILLBILLY.

131. FROM ALAMAHACHIEHOOCHIE,

132. FOR "GRAB THAT SWINE."

133. FOR "DON'T DRINK THAT, IT'LL MAKE YOU GO BLIND."

134. AND FINALLY,

135. FROM PIGSWALOR, KENTUCKY

136. FOR "SO WHAT IF WE SLEEP IN THE SAME BUNK BED?"

137. THE WINNER...

138. AND THE WINNER IS...

139. FOR...

140. "SO WHAT IF WE SLEEP IN THE SAME BUNK BED?"

141. HEY, ALL RIGHT.

142. I'D LIKE TO FIRST THANK

143. FOR ALL THE MARVELOUS WORK,

144. AND I'D LIKE TO THANK

145. MY MOTHER.

146. HEY, I AIN'T JUDGING YOU!

147. OF COURSE, WE COULDN'T

148. OLD MAN JOHNSON.

149. AND OTHERS LIKE US...

150. IN THE SAME VICINITY.

151. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

152. RIGHT AFTER THIS.

153. "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

154. HEY, AREN'T YOU GLAD

155. THAT EVERYBODY DOESN'T HONK WHEN THEY'RE HORNY?

156. LET'S KEEP THE SHOW GOING

157. "IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN."

158. THIS IS FOR BRAD, COLIN, AND RYAN.

159. I LOVE THIS GAME. IT'S ALSO A GOOD FUN PARTY GAME.

160. WHEN YOU'RE OUT DRINKING, YOU CAN PLAY THIS GAME.

161. TO LEAVE.

162. IN THIS GAME,

163. ARE ACTING OUT A SCENE,

164. TO THE SETTING AS POSSIBLE.

165. THE SCENE IS,

166. AFTER A BIG MEET,

167. "IF YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS."

168. TAKE IT AWAY.

169. WHOO. SO, RALPH, DID YOU SEE THAT FEMALE POLE VAULTER?

170. I'D LIKE TO PASS HER THE BATON, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

171. MY JAVELIN,

172. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

173. I'M JUST GLAD

174. TO AIR OUT MY SHOT PUTS,

175. WHAT I MEAN.

176. I GOT A SCORE OF 8 FROM THE RUSSIAN JUDGE,

177. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

178. WHOO. WHOO.

179. SO, I SAW YOU WERE, UH,

180. IN YOUR LANE TODAY,

181. WHAT I MEAN.

182. I LIKE TO HOP, SKIP, AND JUMP OCCASIONALLY,

183. WHAT I MEAN.

184. HEY.

185. I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.

186. WHAT I MEAN?

187. YEAH.

188. I DIDN'T WANT TO SAY IT.

189. I DON'T WANT TO HAVE

190. ON YOUR POMMEL HORSE, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING.

191. HEY, COME ON, COME ON.

192. DON'T MAKE ME CHALK MY HANDS, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

193. WHAT YOU BOTH MEAN,

194. BUT I'D LIKE TO TUMBLE ON SOMEBODY'S MAT,

195. WHAT I'M SAYING.

196. I'LL GIVE THAT A 9, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

197. I'VE GOT A 9, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

198. I'VE BEEN HAVING TROUBLE.

199. I'VE BEEN —

200. FOR AN EARLY START,

201. WHAT I MEAN.

202. WELL, WHY DON'T YOU JUST CLEAN AND JERK,

203. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

204. THAN A 200-POUND,

205. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

206. I DON'T, UH...

207. THAT'S, UH, THAT'S NEVER GOING TO MAKE IT TO AIR,

208. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

209. 200-POUND...

210. TERM.

211. OF COURSE IT IS.

212. OF LATTER-DAY SAINTS.

213. HEY, KIDS, HOW COME YOU'RE NOT IN BED RIGHT NOW?

214. THAT SHOW.

215. YEAH.

216. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

217. WELL, 200 POUNDS FOR EACH OF YOU AND, UH...

218. CALLED "GREATEST HITS."

219. WITH LAURA HALL, LINDA TAYLOR, AND CECE WORELL.

220. THIS ONE FOR YOU.

221. WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN IS,

222. TO BE, LIKE, TV PITCHMEN,

223. ALBUM THEY'RE TRYING TO SELL,

224. TO HAVE TO TRY TO SING THEM.

225. THESE GUYS GIVE THEM TITLES TO.

226. WHEN YOU GREW UP.

227. TRAVELING SALESMAN. I LIKE THE WOMAN RIGHT THERE.

228. IS "SONGS OF THE TRAVELING SALESMAN."

229. TAKE IT AWAY.

230. KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK.

231. WHO'S THERE?

232. TRAVELING SALESMAN.

233. TRAVELING SALESMAN WHO?

234. FAR AND WIDE.

235. TO YOUR DOOR.

236. THAT'S PRETTY HANDY, DON'T YOU THINK, COL?

237. IT CERTAINLY IS, RY.

238. I'M NOT SURE HOW POPULAR IT IS ANYMORE.

239. ME NEITHER.

240. OVER 18,000 SONGS

241. THE TRAVELING SALESMAN.

242. ON ONE CD.

243. VERY, VERY SHORT SONGS.

244. AND YOU KNOW, COLIN...

245. WHAT, RYAN?

246. WE'VE ALL HEARD OF YELLOW SNOW,

247. OF BLUEGRASS?

248. WHAT?

249. SONG STYLES OF ALL, COLIN,

250. "IS YOUR HUSBAND HOME?"

251. Wayne and Brad: YEE-HAW!

252. WOW. WOW, WOW.

253. YOU KNOW, NO MATTER HOW OFTEN YOU SAY "WOW,"

254. WHEN YOU SAY IT BACKWARDS, IT'S STILL WOW.

255. YOU KNOW, COLIN...

256. WHAT, RYAN?

257. OF SASKATCHEWAN,

258. ON A REGULAR BASIS.

259. AND THE COLOR BLUE?

260. COLIN, BLUES AND BLUEGRASS ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS,

261. AND IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME,

262. LISTEN TO THIS BLUES HIT,

263. "BRUSHES, ENCYCLOPEDIAS, AND VACUUM CLEANERS."

264. YOU KNOW, COLIN...

265. YES, RYAN.

266. I'M SORRY I SAID "FUN FACT."

267. DEEP, DEEP IN MY...

268. STOMACH? HEART?

269. NO. IN MY...

270. HEART?

271. SOUL?

272. YES! IN MY SOUL.

273. HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. SOUL IS ALSO A MUSICAL STYLE.

274. YES. SOMETIMES BLUE.

275. I'LL SEE YOU WHEN WE GET BACK TO THE HOUSE.

276. I'LL TALK TO YOU ABOUT IT.

277. YOU'LL TALK TO ME, I'LL TALK TO YOU.

278. ANYWAY...

279. YOU CAN KEEP YOUR BLUE, BLUE, BLUE, BLUE, BLUE...

280. I WANT MY WHO, WHO, WHO, WHO, WHO.

281. THAT'S RIGHT —

282. OF THE WHO.

283. IT'S NOT A QUESTION, IT'S THE BAND.

284. OH. OH, I SEE. OH, THE WHO.

285. AND WHO

286. GUESS WHO.

287. THAT'S A CANADIAN BAND. THEY'RE DIFFERENT.

288. ARE DIFFERENT?

289. YES, WHO IS JUST —

290. GUESS WHO.

291. DON'T DO THAT.

292. GUESS WHO.

293. DON'T DO THAT.

294. GUESS WHO.

295. OF THE WHO —

296. "DOORBELL WIZARD"?

297. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. DON'T GO AWAY.

298. "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

299. TONIGHT'S WINNER — COLIN MOCHRIE!

300. IS THE WINNER.

301. WE'RE GOING TO DO A GAME FOR YOU —

302. IT'S CALLED "PROPS."

303. FOR ME AND RYAN.

304. OKAY, THANK YOU.

305. GET YOUR PROPS.

306. AND WHAT HAPPENS IS,

307. AS WE CAN USING THESE PROPS,

308. STARTING WITH BRAD AND WAYNE.

309. LOOK, I WANT TO OPEN THE GIANT'S NEXT BEER.

310. HI-DE-HO, NEIGHBOR.

311. DANGER, WILL ROBINSON, DANGER!

312. WILLIAM!

313. PASSED OUT.

314. GUESS WHICH 'NSYNC MEMBER I AM.

315. AND STEVE...

316. ITSY-BITSY SPIDER, MY ASS!

317. AAH!

318. AH, LOOK, IT'S THE ELEPHANT'S RESTROOM.

319. AH.

320. HEY, UH, HEY, HONEY, CAN YOU POP A ZIT?

321. PUT ANOTHER QUARTER IN. CLICK!

322. AND TONIGHT'S WINNER — COLIN MOCHRIE,

323. COLIN MOCHRIE.

324. OKAY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

325. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "WHOSE LINE" RIGHT AFTER THIS!

326. "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

327. TONIGHT WE'RE GOING TO HAVE RYAN READ THE CREDITS FOR YOU.

328. WHY DON'T YOU READ THE CREDITS FOR US?

329. THE CREDITS AS A MERCENARY,

330. TAKING PEOPLE OUT.

331. THANKS FOR WATCHING. WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME.

332. ALL RIGHT.

333. UH, WHERE'S DAN PATTERSON? OH, THERE HE IS.

334. BANG! OH, I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO THAT.

335. TOM PARKS IS GOING TO LIVE. RUTH PHILLIPS MIGHT GO.

336. DEFINITELY IS GOING TO DIE.

337. I'M TAKING CARE OF HIM.

338. THE ASSOCIATE DIRECTOR.

339. CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY ABC, INC. AND WARNER BROS. INC.