1. GOOD EVENING,
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2. AND WELCOME
TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"
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3. ON TONIGHT'S SHOW —
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4. IS THIS SEAT TAKEN?
BRAD SHERWOOD!
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5. COME HERE OFTEN?
WAYNE BRADY!
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6. I BET YOU SAY THAT
TO ALL THE GUYS. COLIN MOCHRIE!
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7. OH, I'M SORRY. I THOUGHT
YOU WERE A WOMAN. RYAN STILES!
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8. HI, I'M YOUR HOST DREW CAREY.
COME ON DOWN.
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9. LET'S HAVE SOME FUN!
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10. HELLO.
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11. HELLO, EVERYBODY.
HOW YOU DOING?
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12. WELCOME TO
"WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?" —
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13. THE SHOW WHERE EVERYTHING
IS MADE UP
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14. AND THE POINTS DON'T MATTER.
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15. THAT'S RIGHT. THE POINTS
ARE LIKE A BICYCLE-RIDING FISH
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16. TO A LESBIAN.
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17. WHAT?
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18. OH...
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19. GLAD YOU GOT THAT.
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20. OH, YEAH.
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21. NOW, LET'S START OUT
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22. WITH A GAME
CALLED "WEIRD NEWSCASTERS."
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23. THIS IS FOR EVERYBODY.
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24. BRAD, YOU'RE GOING TO BE
THE ANCHOR OF A NEWS SHOW.
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25. BRAD, YOU'RE THE ANCHOR
OF A NEWS SHOW.
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26. COLIN, YOU'RE THE CO-ANCHOR.
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27. YOU PANIC
OVER THE SLIGHTEST THING.
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28. WAYNE,
YOU'RE DOING THE SPORTS.
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29. YOU'RE SPANISH TV's
CROCODILE HUNTER.
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30. YES, I AM.
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31. YES.
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32. RYAN, YOU'RE DOING
THE WEATHER,
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33. AND YOU'RE A MERCENARY,
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34. AND YOU'RE ON A MISSION
TO REPLACE EVERYONE ELSE
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35. ON THE SHOW.
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36. I'M A MERCENARY,
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37. AND I WANT TO REPLACE
EVERYBODY ELSE ON THE SHOW.
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38. RIGHT. THAT'S WHAT
YOU WANT TO DO.
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39. THAT'S YOUR MISSION.
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40. SO AM I A MISSIONARY,
OR AM I A MERCENARY?
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41. YOU'RE A MERCENARY
WHO LIKES MISSIONARY.
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42. SO, WHENEVER YOU HEAR
THE MUSIC, BRAD,
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43. TAKE IT AWAY, AND LET'S GO
TO THE NEWS.
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44. WELCOME
TO THE 6:00 P.M. NEWS.
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45. I'M SKIP SHAPLY.
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46. TONIGHT'S BIGGEST STORY —
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47. FINANCIAL ANALYSTS HAVE
FIGURED OUT A WAY
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48. TO TAKE OUT A SECOND MORTGAGE
ON YOUR HOME
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49. SO THAT YOU CAN AFFORD
A FULL TANK OF GAS.
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50. AND NOW,
WITH THE BUSINESS DESK,
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51. PLEASE WELCOME
BALDY FLAPSCALP.
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52. BALDY?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BALDY?
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53. OH, MY GOD!
WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN?
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54. TURN THE CAMERA AWAY.
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55. NOPE.
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56. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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57. THANKS FOR THAT
ILLUMINATING REPORT, BALDY.
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58. LET'S FIND OUT
ABOUT SPORTS.
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59. LET'S GO OVER
TO THE SPORTS DESK
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60. WITH RICARDO BALBON MONTEZ
DE LA VASQUEZ ESALOCA.
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61. BUENAS TARDES,
SEÑORES AND SEÑORITAS.
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62. EH, DONDE PUEDA ES...
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63. OH, AY, MAMá!
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64. GRACIAS.
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65. OH, SI, SI, SI.
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66. UNA ALLIGATOR,
OH, SI MI SALIVA —
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67. OH, MUY GRANDE!
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68. ¿EH, DONDE ES ALLIGATOR?
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69. AHA.
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70. OW!
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71. AAH!
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72. AY! AY!
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73. THANK YOU, RICARDO.
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74. WELL, I HOPE THAT'S COVERED
UNDER MEDICAL INSURANCE.
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75. LET'S FIND OUT
ABOUT THE WEATHER.
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76. LET'S GO OVER
TO THE WEATHER DESK
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77. WITH MISTY SHOWERS.
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78. MISTY?
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79. WELL, THANK YOU.
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80. AS YOU CAN SEE,
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81. WE HAVE A HOT, HOT, HOT
WEEKEND IN STORE HERE.
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82. I'VE MADE US ALL
SOME LEMONADE,
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83. IT'S GOING TO BE
SO HOT.
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84. AAH!
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85. WE'VE GOT, UH,
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86. WE'VE GOT SOME CLOUDS
MOVING IN OVER THE WEEKEND.
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87. CLOUDS MOVING...
TING!
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88. OVER THE WEEKEND.
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89. SHOULD BE HERE PROBABLY
AROUND THURSDAY.
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90. AND, OF COURSE, UH,
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91. WITH THE WARM
WEATHER HERE,
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92. ALWAYS A GOOD CHANCE
FOR YOU
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93. TO ENJOY
YOUR FAVORITE MEAL,
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94. WHETHER IT BE PIZZA,
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95. WHICH I ENJOY
ALWAYS HAVING.
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96. PIZZA...
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97. MAN.
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98. I HAVEN'T SEEN COLIN
RUN SO FAST
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99. SINCE FREE LIQUOR DAY
IN TORONTO.
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100. IT ALMOST MADE US FORGET
ALL ABOUT WAYNE'S SPITTING UP.
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101. I DIDN'T FORGET.
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102. NOW LET'S GO ON TO A GAME
CALLED "AWARD SHOWS."
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103. BRAD AND WAYNE ARE GOING
TO BE PRESENTERS
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104. ON AN AWARDS SHOW,
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105. AND YOU OTHER TWO
GO IN THE AUDIENCE THERE.
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106. HOWEVER, THIS IS NOT
AN ENTERTAINMENT —
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107. THIS IS NOT AN ENTERTAINMENT
AWARDS SHOW, THANK GOD.
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108. IT'S AN AWARDS SHOW
FOR HILLBILLIES.
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109. SO PRETEND
IT'S THE GOLDEN GLOBES.
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110. AN AWARDS SHOW
FOR HILLBILLIES.
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111. UH, AN AWARDS SHOW
FOR HILLBILLIES.
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112. GO AHEAD, TAKE IT AWAY.
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113. OH, IT'S SO GOOD
TO BE HERE.
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114. IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN,
LARRY.
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115. IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU,
AS WELL, TODD.
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116. YOU KNOW,
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117. WE WOULDN'T HAVE BANJOES,
BLUEGRASS,
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118. MOONSHINE,
OR INBREEDING
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119. IF IT WEREN'T FOR HILLBILLIES
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120. IN ALL THE BEAUTIFUL
APPALACHIAN MOUNTAINS, HUH?
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121. EXACTLY.
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122. SO WE'D LIKE
TO WELCOME EVERYONE
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123. TO THE DIVINE SWINE AWARDS
TONIGHT,
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124. WHERE WE SHALL BE
HANDING OUT AWARDS
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125. FOR THE BEST
IN HILLBILLERY.
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126. THAT'S RIGHT.
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127. WHO'S GOING TO TAKE HOME
THE GOLDEN JUG TONIGHT, HUH?
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128. HA HA HA HA.
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129. SPEAKING OF GOLDEN JUGS,
I MET YOUR NEW WIFE.
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130. CONGRATULATIONS.
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131. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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132. YEE-HAW.
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133. WELL, WE SHOULD GET ON
TO THE AWARDS NOW.
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134. WE SHOULD.
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135. OUR CATEGORY
IS MOST OUTSTANDING HILLBILLY.
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136. THE FIRST —
EMMETT AND JONICE WILLABAKER
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137. FROM ALAMAHACHIEHOOCHIE,
TENNESSEE —
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138. FOR "GRAB THAT SWINE."
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139. AND LUELLA AND STEPHELLA
PETERSON
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140. FROM CHATTAHOOCHIE
SKUNKLICK FALLS
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141. FOR "DON'T DRINK THAT,
IT'LL MAKE YOU GO BLIND."
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142. AND FINALLY,
BOSEPHUS AND MOSEPHUS BONES
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143. FROM PIGSWALOR, KENTUCKY
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144. FOR "SO WHAT IF WE SLEEP
IN THE SAME BUNK BED?"
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145. THE WINNER...
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146. AND THE WINNER IS...
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147. BOSEPHUS AND MOSEPHUS BONES
FOR...
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148. "SO WHAT IF WE SLEEP
IN THE SAME BUNK BED?"
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149. HEY, ALL RIGHT.
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150. I'D LIKE TO FIRST THANK
MY ACTING COACH
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151. NED BEATTY
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152. FOR ALL THE MARVELOUS WORK,
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153. AND I'D LIKE TO THANK
THE MOTHER OF MY BABY —
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154. MY MOTHER.
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155. HEY,
I AIN'T JUDGING YOU!
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156. OF COURSE, WE COULDN'T
HAVE GOT THIS FAR
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157. WITHOUT HELP
FROM THE MAN UPSTAIRS —
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158. OLD MAN JOHNSON.
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159. AND THE LORD ALMIGHTY
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160. FOR MAKING US
AND OTHERS LIKE US...
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161. AND PUTTING US ALL
IN THE SAME VICINITY.
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162. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
"WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"
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163. RIGHT AFTER THIS.
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164. WELCOME BACK TO
"WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"
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165. HEY, AREN'T YOU GLAD
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166. THAT EVERYBODY DOESN'T HONK
WHEN THEY'RE HORNY?
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167. LET'S KEEP THE SHOW GOING
WITH A GAME CALLED
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168. "IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN."
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169. THIS IS FOR BRAD, COLIN,
AND RYAN.
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170. I LOVE THIS GAME. IT'S ALSO
A GOOD FUN PARTY GAME.
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171. WHEN YOU'RE OUT DRINKING,
YOU CAN PLAY THIS GAME.
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172. IF YOU WANT PEOPLE
TO LEAVE.
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173. IN THIS GAME,
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174. THE PERFORMERS
ARE ACTING OUT A SCENE,
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175. BUT THEY MUST USE
AS MANY OBSCURE EUPHEMISMS
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176. AND CLICHéS RELATED
TO THE SETTING AS POSSIBLE.
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177. THE SCENE IS,
THREE TRACK AND FIELD ATHLETES
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178. TALK IN THE LOCKER ROOM
AFTER A BIG MEET,
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179. AND THE GAME IS CALLED
"IF YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS."
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180. TAKE IT AWAY.
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181. WHOO. SO, RALPH, DID YOU SEE
THAT FEMALE POLE VAULTER?
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182. I'D LIKE TO PASS HER THE BATON,
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
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183. I WAS TOO BUSY WAXING
MY JAVELIN,
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184. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
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185. I'M JUST GLAD
I GOT TIME
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186. TO AIR OUT
MY SHOT PUTS,
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187. IF YOU KNOW
WHAT I MEAN.
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188. I GOT A SCORE OF 8
FROM THE RUSSIAN JUDGE,
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189. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
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190. WHOO. WHOO.
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191. SO, I SAW YOU WERE, UH,
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192. NOT QUITE RUNNING
IN YOUR LANE TODAY,
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193. IF YOU KNOW
WHAT I MEAN.
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194. I LIKE TO HOP, SKIP,
AND JUMP OCCASIONALLY,
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195. IF YOU KNOW
WHAT I MEAN.
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196. HEY.
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197. I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
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198. YOU KNOW
WHAT I MEAN?
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199. YEAH.
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200. I DIDN'T WANT
TO SAY IT.
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201. I DON'T WANT TO HAVE
TO DO ANY MOVES
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202. ON YOUR POMMEL HORSE,
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING.
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203. HEY, COME ON,
COME ON.
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204. DON'T MAKE ME CHALK MY HANDS,
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
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205. I KNOW
WHAT YOU BOTH MEAN,
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206. BUT I'D LIKE TO TUMBLE
ON SOMEBODY'S MAT,
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207. IF YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M SAYING.
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208. I'LL GIVE THAT A 9,
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
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209. I'VE GOT A 9,
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
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210. I'VE BEEN HAVING TROUBLE.
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211. I'VE BEEN —
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212. DISQUALIFIED
FOR AN EARLY START,
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213. IF YOU KNOW
WHAT I MEAN.
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214. WELL, WHY DON'T YOU JUST
CLEAN AND JERK,
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215. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
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216. NOTHING BETTER
THAN A 200-POUND,
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217. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
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218. I DON'T, UH...
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219. THAT'S, UH, THAT'S NEVER
GOING TO MAKE IT TO AIR,
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220. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
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221. 200-POUND...
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222. THAT IS A WEIGHTLIFTING
TERM.
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223. OF COURSE IT IS.
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224. THIS SHOW BROUGHT TO YOU
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225. BY THE CHURCH
OF LATTER-DAY SAINTS.
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226. HEY, KIDS, HOW COME
YOU'RE NOT IN BED RIGHT NOW?
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227. THIS IS THE LAST TIME
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228. YOU GET TO WATCH
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229. YEAH.
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230. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
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231. WELL, 200 POUNDS
FOR EACH OF YOU AND, UH...
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232. MOVE ON TO A GAME
CALLED "GREATEST HITS."
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233. THIS IS FOR EVERYBODY
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234. WITH LAURA HALL, LINDA TAYLOR,
AND CECE WORELL.
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235. LITERALLY EVERYBODY
ON THE SHOW
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236. IS GOING TO BE PLAYING
THIS ONE FOR YOU.
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237. WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN IS,
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238. RYAN AND COLIN ARE GOING
TO BE, LIKE, TV PITCHMEN,
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239. TALKING ABOUT A COMPILATION
ALBUM THEY'RE TRYING TO SELL,
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240. AND BRAD AND WAYNE ARE GOING
TO HAVE TO TRY TO SING THEM.
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241. THEY MAKE UP SONGS THAT
THESE GUYS GIVE THEM TITLES TO.
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242. WHAT I NEED FROM THE AUDIENCE
IS A SUGGESTION
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243. OF WHAT YOU WANTED TO BE
WHEN YOU GREW UP.
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244. TRAVELING SALESMAN. I LIKE
THE WOMAN RIGHT THERE.
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245. TRAVELING SALESMAN —
THE NAME OF YOUR ALBUM
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246. IS "SONGS
OF THE TRAVELING SALESMAN."
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247. TAKE IT AWAY.
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248. KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK.
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249. WHO'S THERE?
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250. TRAVELING SALESMAN.
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251. TRAVELING SALESMAN WHO?
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252. TRAVELING SALESMEN —
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253. THEY TRAVEL THE COUNTRY
FAR AND WIDE.
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254. THEY BRING PRODUCTS
TO YOUR DOOR.
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255. THAT'S PRETTY HANDY,
DON'T YOU THINK, COL?
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256. IT CERTAINLY IS, RY.
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257. I'M NOT SURE
HOW POPULAR IT IS ANYMORE.
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258. ME NEITHER.
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259. BUT WE HAVE
OVER 18,000 SONGS
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260. CELEBRATING
THE TRAVELING SALESMAN.
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261. ON ONE CD.
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262. VERY, VERY SHORT SONGS.
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263. AND YOU KNOW, COLIN...
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264. WHAT, RYAN?
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265. WE'VE ALL HEARD
OF YELLOW SNOW,
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266. BUT HAVE YOU EVER HEARD
OF BLUEGRASS?
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267. WHAT?
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268. ONE OF MY FAVORITE
SONG STYLES OF ALL, COLIN,
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269. AND I THINK ONE OF MY FAVORITE
BLUEGRASS TUNES HAS TO BE
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270. "IS YOUR HUSBAND HOME?"
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271. Wayne and Brad: YEE-HAW!
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272. WOW. WOW, WOW.
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273. YOU KNOW, NO MATTER
HOW OFTEN YOU SAY "WOW,"
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274. WHEN YOU SAY IT BACKWARDS,
IT'S STILL WOW.
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275. YOU KNOW, COLIN...
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276. WHAT, RYAN?
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277. WHEN I WAS A SMALL BOY
GROWING UP
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278. IN THE GHETTOES
OF SASKATCHEWAN,
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279. WE USED TO LISTEN TO BLUES
ON A REGULAR BASIS.
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280. WHAT IS IT WITH YOU
AND THE COLOR BLUE?
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281. COLIN, BLUES AND BLUEGRASS
ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS,
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282. AND IF YOU DON'T
BELIEVE ME,
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283. LISTEN TO THIS BLUES HIT,
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284. "BRUSHES, ENCYCLOPEDIAS,
AND VACUUM CLEANERS."
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285. FUN FACT —
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286. YOU KNOW, COLIN...
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287. YES, RYAN.
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288. I'M SORRY I SAID
"FUN FACT."
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289. THAT HURTS ME
DEEP, DEEP IN MY...
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290. STOMACH? HEART?
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291. NO. IN MY...
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292. HEART?
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293. SOMETHING
YOU HAVE —
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294. SOUL?
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295. YES! IN MY SOUL.
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296. HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
SOUL IS ALSO A MUSICAL STYLE.
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297. YES. SOMETIMES BLUE.
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298. I'LL SEE YOU WHEN WE GET
BACK TO THE HOUSE.
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299. I'LL TALK TO YOU
ABOUT IT.
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300. YOU'LL TALK TO ME,
I'LL TALK TO YOU.
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301. ANYWAY...
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302. YOU CAN KEEP YOUR BLUE, BLUE,
BLUE, BLUE, BLUE...
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303. I WANT MY WHO, WHO,
WHO, WHO, WHO.
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304. THAT'S RIGHT —
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305. THE CLASSIC ROCK STRAINS
OF THE WHO.
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306. IT'S NOT A QUESTION,
IT'S THE BAND.
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307. OH. OH, I SEE.
OH, THE WHO.
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308. AND WHO
CAN FORGET —
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309. GUESS WHO.
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310. THAT'S A CANADIAN BAND.
THEY'RE DIFFERENT.
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311. WHO AND GUESS WHO
ARE DIFFERENT?
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312. YES, WHO IS JUST —
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313. GUESS WHO.
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314. DON'T DO THAT.
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315. GUESS WHO.
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316. DON'T DO THAT.
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317. GUESS WHO.
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318. ANYWAY —
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319. WHO CAN FORGET THE GREAT HIT
OF THE WHO —
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320. "DOORBELL WIZARD"?
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321. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
DON'T GO AWAY.
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322. WELCOME BACK TO
"WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"
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323. TONIGHT'S WINNER —
COLIN MOCHRIE!
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324. COLIN MOCHRIE
IS THE WINNER.
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325. WE'RE GOING TO DO A GAME
FOR YOU —
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326. THE REST OF US —
IT'S CALLED "PROPS."
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327. I NEED THE PROP
FOR ME AND RYAN.
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328. OKAY, THANK YOU.
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329. YOU GUYS
GET YOUR PROPS.
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330. AND WHAT HAPPENS IS,
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331. WE HAVE TO GO BACK AND FORTH
AND THINK OF AS MANY THINGS
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332. AS WE CAN USING THESE PROPS,
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333. STARTING WITH BRAD AND WAYNE.
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334. LOOK, I WANT TO OPEN
THE GIANT'S NEXT BEER.
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335. HI-DE-HO, NEIGHBOR.
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336. DANGER, WILL ROBINSON,
DANGER!
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337. WILLIAM!
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338. BIG BIRD AND THE WIFE
PASSED OUT.
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339. GUESS WHICH 'NSYNC MEMBER
I AM.
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340. AND I SEE BILLY AND TOMMY
AND STEVE...
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341. ITSY-BITSY SPIDER,
MY ASS!
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342. AAH!
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343. AH, LOOK, IT'S
THE ELEPHANT'S RESTROOM.
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344. AH.
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345. HEY, UH, HEY, HONEY,
CAN YOU POP A ZIT?
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346. PUT ANOTHER QUARTER IN.
CLICK!
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347. AND TONIGHT'S WINNER —
COLIN MOCHRIE,
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348. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN —
COLIN MOCHRIE.
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349. OKAY,
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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350. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
"WHOSE LINE" RIGHT AFTER THIS!
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351. WELCOME BACK TO
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352. TONIGHT WE'RE GOING TO HAVE RYAN
READ THE CREDITS FOR YOU.
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353. WHY DON'T YOU READ THE CREDITS
FOR US?
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354. AND I WANT YOU TO READ
THE CREDITS AS A MERCENARY,
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355. TAKING PEOPLE OUT.
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356. THANKS FOR WATCHING.
WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME.
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357. ALL RIGHT.
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358. UH, WHERE'S DAN PATTERSON?
OH, THERE HE IS.
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359. BANG! OH, I'M SORRY.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO THAT.
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360. TOM PARKS IS GOING TO LIVE.
RUTH PHILLIPS MIGHT GO.
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361. DREW CAREY
DEFINITELY IS GOING TO DIE.
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362. I'M TAKING CARE OF HIM.
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363. STEVEN BLUM IS
THE ASSOCIATE DIRECTOR.
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364. CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY ABC, INC.
AND WARNER BROS. INC.
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