Whose Line Is It Anyway? 3x17

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1. GOOD EVENING, EVERYBODY,

2. AND WELCOME TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

3. ON TONIGHT'S SHOW —

4. A WONDERFUL VINTAGE — WAYNE BRADY.

5. FULL-BODIED WITH A HINT OF STRAWBERRIES —

6. KATHY GREENWOOD.

7. HAS A PECULIAR NOSE — COLIN MOCHRIE.

8. AND TAKE THIS BACK, IT'S GONE BAD —

9. RYAN STILES.

10. AND I'M YOUR HOST DREW CAREY.

11. COME ON DOWN. LET'S HAVE SOME FUN.

12. HELLO.

13. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

14. HEY, WELCOME TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

15. SHOW NUMBER 302,

16. THE SHOW WHERE EVERYTHING'S MADE UP

17. AND THE POINTS DON'T MATTER.

18. THAT'S RIGHT,

19. JUST LIKE THE PLOT IN "MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 2,"

20. THE POINTS DON'T MEAN A THING.

21. YOU DON'T WANT TO LISTEN TO ME YAPPING ALL NIGHT.

22. LET'S GET STARTED

23. WITH A GAME CALLED "QUESTIONS ONLY."

24. KATHY AND WAYNE, YOU'RE GOING TO START.

25. THE REST OF YOU GUYS WILL COME UP ON THE SIDE.

26. THIS IS ALSO A GREAT PARTY GAME.

27. THEY CAN ONLY SPEAK IN QUESTIONS,

28. AND WHEN THEY MAKE A MISTAKE, THEY LEAVE,

29. SOMEBODY ELSE TAKES THEIR PLACE,

30. AND THEY CONTINUE SPEAKING THE QUESTIONS,

31. AND WE'LL SEE WHO CAN STAY OUT THERE THE LONGEST.

32. THE SCENE IS, KATHY AND WAYNE

33. ARE A COUPLE HONEYMOONING AT THE BATES MOTEL.

34. SO WHENEVER YOU'RE SET, GO AHEAD AND START.

35. QUESTIONS ONLY.

36. ARE YOU SURE THIS IS WHERE WE SHOULD BE?

37. ARE YOU READY FOR THE BIG NIGHT?

38. DO YOU MEAN WHAT I THINK YOU MEAN?

39. DID YOU HEAR THAT?

40. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

41. DID YOU HEAR THAT NOISE?

42. WHAT NOISE?

43. ARE YOU AS SCARED AS I AM?

44. ARE YOU A WUSS?

45. AM I GOING TO BE THE FIRST ONE TO DIE,

46. LIKE I ALWAYS AM?

47. ARE YOU KIDDING?

48. THIS IS OUR HONEYMOON.

49. CAN YOU PROTECT ME?

50. WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO?

51. CAN YOU WEAR THIS RIDING CROP

52. AND LEATHER BANDERO?

53. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO PUT THESE ON?

54. UH, YEAH.

55. HAVE YOU SEEN MY MOTHER?

56. HAVE YOU SEEN MY HUSBAND?

57. WHAT DOES HE LOOK LIKE?

58. AAH!

59. DID YOU CALL A PLUMBER?

60. WHAT'S UP?

61. SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR SHOWER?

62. WOULDN'T YOU BE THE ONE TO KNOW?

63. DOESN'T THAT SAY "PLUMBER"?

64. SHOULD IT BE UPSIDE DOWN LIKE THAT?

65. WHAT ARE YOU,

66. SOME SORT OF WISECRACKER?

67. WHAT ARE YOU,

68. SOME SORT OF WISECRACKER?

69. WHAT'S WITH THE KNIFE?

70. WHO'S ASKING?

71. CAN'T YOU SEE IT SAYS "PLUMBER"?

72. WHAT'S THAT GOT TO DO WITH THE KNIFE?

73. ARE YOU GOING TO STICK THAT IN MY GUT?

74. WOULD YOU PREFER SOMEWHERE ELSE?

75. WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO GET NAKED

76. AND CLIMB INTO THE SHOWER?

77. DO I HAVE ANY OTHER CHOICE?

78. DO YOU THINK THERE'S SOMETHING WEIRD

79. GOING ON AROUND HERE?

80. BESIDES ME BEING COMPLETELY NAKED, YOU MEAN?

81. UH, DO YOU THINK THAT'S WEIRD?

82. HA HA HA.

83. HONEY, DID YOU SEE

84. THAT NAKED BALD GUY WITH THE KNIFE?

85. THANK YOU.

86. THANK YOU.

87. I'M GOING TO GIVE EACH OF YOU 5

88. OF OUR NEW WONDER POINTS.

89. THESE POINTS HAVE MUCH MORE SUPPORT?

90. THEY'RE PUSHED UP SO YOU LOOK MORE PERKY.

91. LET'S GO ON TO A GAME CALLED "SOUND EFFECTS."

92. COLIN AND RYAN.

93. NOW, COLIN'S GOING TO IMPROVISE A SCENE,

94. BUT HE HAS TO RESPOND TO SOUND EFFECTS MADE BY RYAN.

95. RYAN HAS HIS OWN SPECIAL SPIT-ON MICROPHONE.

96. I WON'T LET HIM USE MINE ANYMORE.

97. THE SCENE IS, COLIN, YOU'RE A SUMO WRESTLER.

98. SAYS YOU'RE A SUMO WRESTLER

99. WHO WAKES UP ON THE DAY OF A BIG MATCH.

100. HI! HI! HI!

101. OHH.

102. AHH.

103. OHH.

104. AHH.

105. HA.

106. OHH.

107. RIP.

108. HA-HOY HA-HOY HA.

109. AHH.

110. AHH.

111. AAH!

112. HYAH! HYAH! HYAH!

113. HYAH! HYAH! HYAH!

114. 1,000 POINTS FOR EACH OF YOU.

115. YOU KNOW WHAT THE SCARY PART OF THAT WAS?

116. I THINK WE JUST SAW COLIN'S "O" FACE.

117. ALL THAT STRAINING AND GRUNTING AND EVERYTHING.

118. I JUST —

119. REMEMBER?

120. YEAH.

121. OHH! HA HA HA!

122. "3-HEADED BROADWAY STARS."

123. THIS IS FOR RYAN, COLIN, AND WAYNE,

124. WITH LAURA HALL ON PIANO

125. AND LINDA TAYLOR ON GUITAR.

126. THEY'RE GOING TO HELP YOU WITH THIS...

127. AND, UH, BLOND WOMAN OVER THERE IN THE CENTER.

128. WHAT'S — NO, YOU. YEAH.

129. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

130. BRIE? COME ON OVER HERE, BRIE.

131. HOW ARE YOU DOING? NICE TO HAVE YOU.

132. JUST HAVE A SEAT ON THE STOOL.

133. GUYS, THIS IS BRIE.

134. THEY'RE GOING TO SING A BROADWAY LOVE SONG TO YOU,

135. SO JUST HAVE A SEAT ON THE STOOL.

136. BE COMFORTABLE. THAT'S ALL YOU'VE GOT TO DO.

137. THEY'RE GOING TO SING A SONG TO YOU

138. AS A STRANGE, 3-HEADED BROADWAY STAR

139. MAKING UP ONE WORD AT A TIME,

140. AND WHAT I NEED FROM THE AUDIENCE IS,

141. IF YOU HAD WRITTEN A BROADWAY LOVE SONG

142. AND THE SONG WAS "YOU ARE MY 'BLANK,'"

143. WHAT WOULD THE "BLANK" WORD BE?

144. WHAT?

145. CHILIDOG. "YOU ARE MY CHILIDOG."

146. SO, THE SONG'S GOING TO BE CALLED

147. "YOU ARE MY CHILIDOG."

148. ONE WORD AT A TIME, TAKE IT AWAY.

149. WE GOT A LITTLE LOST ON THAT ONE.

150. THANK YOU, BRIE.

151. THAT WAS GREAT. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

152. WE'RE GOING TO GO SEE A COMMERCIAL.

153. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "WHOSE LINE"

154. RIGHT AFTER THIS.

155. WELCOME BACK TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

156. THE SHOW WHERE EVERYTHING'S MADE UP

157. AND THE POINTS DON'T MATTER.

158. YEP, THE POINTS ARE JUST LIKE

159. YOUR HIGH SCHOOL GUIDANCE COUNSELOR.

160. WE'RE GOING TO CONTINUE WITH A GAME

161. CALLED "SCENES CUT FROM A MOVIE."

162. NOW, IN THIS GAME,

163. ALL FOUR OF YOU ARE GOING TO ACT OUT SCENES

164. THAT HAVE BEEN CUT FROM VARIOUS FAMOUS FILMS,

165. AND WHAT FAMOUS FILMS WOULD THE AUDIENCE LIKE TO SEE?

166. "GONE WITH THE WIND."

167. "GREEN MILE."

168. "TOP GUN."

169. "CLOSE ENCOUNTERS."

170. "SIXTH SENSE."

171. "TERMINATOR."

172. OKAY, WE HAVE ENOUGH.

173. UH, YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO ACT OUT SCENES

174. THAT WERE CUT FROM THESE FAMOUS FILMS,

175. STARTING WITH "GONE WITH THE WIND."

176. HA HA HA!

177. SCARLETT...

178. WANT TO PLAY SOME CARDS?

179. YOU DEAL.

180. EXCUSE ME, SCARLETT,

181. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU HEARD, BUT I'M LEAVING.

182. "SIXTH SENSE."

183. THINK HE SEES US?

184. HEY!

185. HEY!

186. HEY, LITTLE KID.

187. LOOK AT HIM. HE PEED HIMSELF.

188. "TERMINATOR."

189. WHERE IS SARAH CONNORS?

190. WHAT DO YOU WANT?

191. I'M HERE TO SAVE YOU.

192. OH, BECAUSE YOU'RE A BIG MAN,

193. COME TO SAVE THE LITTLE WOMAN.

194. WELL, IF THAT'S THE WAY —

195. SEE?

196. "CLOSE ENCOUNTERS...

197. OF THE THIRD KIND."

198. E.T. WANT LAP DANCE.

199. ALL RIGHT, BUT YOU TICKLE.

200. WELL, THAT'S NOT "CLOSE ENCOUNTERS."

201. WHAT AM I DOING?

202. IT'S A SPACE MOVIE. WHAT DO YOU WANT?

203. "E.T."

204. "CLOSE ENCOUNTERS."

205. I KNOW, I KNOW. JUST READ YOUR CARDS.

206. "THE GREEN MILE,"

207. WHICH IS HOW FAR I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS.

208. "THE GREEN MILE." "GREEN MILE."

209. OKAY, LOOK...

210. THE CHAIR IS BROKEN, SO...

211. 100 POINTS APIECE.

212. IT'S A SHAME WE DIDN'T GET TO "CLOSE ENCOUNTERS,"

213. THAT'S ALL.

214. E.T.

215. UH, WE'RE GOING TO GO ON TO A GAME NOW

216. CALLED "THE MILLIONAIRE SHOW."

217. IT'S FOR COLIN. YOU'RE GOING TO BE THE HOST

218. OF A SHOW CALLED "THE MILLIONAIRE SHOW."

219. RYAN, YOU'RE GOING TO BE THE CONTESTANT ON THE SHOW.

220. KATHY, YOU'RE THE FRIEND AT HOME,

221. AND, WAYNE, YOU'RE THE GUY IN THE AUDIENCE.

222. I KNOW THAT'S NOT A REAL THING ON "THE MILLIONAIRE SHOW,"

223. BUT YOU'RE A GUY IN THE AUDIENCE.

224. COLIN, THE TWIST THAT WE'RE GOING TO DO HERE

225. IS WE'RE GOING TO DO THE FRAT-BOY VERSION

226. OF "THE MILLIONAIRE SHOW."

227. WHENEVER YOU'RE READY, TAKE IT AWAY.

228. YOU STILL WANT TO BE A MILLIONAIRE?

229. YEAH, I DO, MAN. WHOO!

230. WHOO!

231. ALL RIGHT, DUDE,

232. YOU ARE TWO QUESTIONS AWAY FROM $1 MILLION...

233. THAT'S SO BOGUS, MAN.

234. SO PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON AND LET'S GET TO IT.

235. ALL RIGHT!

236. ALL RIGHT, HERE IS THE QUESTION.

237. ARE YOU READY?

238. I'M TOTALLY INTO IT, MAN.

239. ALL RIGHT. A COMPACT DISC...

240. YEAH, I KNOW WHAT THAT IS.

241. IS ALSO KNOWN AS A — AA,

242. B — CD,

243. D — OR C — BC,

244. D — D, D, D, D, D.

245. WHICH IS IT?

246. MAN, THAT'S A LOT OF LETTERS, MAN.

247. THAT'S A LOT OF LETTERS.

248. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'VE ONLY GOT TO GET TWO OF THEM.

249. I'VE GOT MY ROOMMATE BILL UP IN THE AUDIENCE, MAN.

250. I WANT TO ASK HIM.

251. ALL RIGHT, BILL.

252. HEY, MAN!

253. HEY, YOU, WE'RE ON TV, MAN!

254. OKAY, BILL, WHAT'S THE ANSWER?

255. HEY, BILL.

256. HEY, DUDE, LATER, OKAY?

257. OH, NO. SORRY, SORRY, SORRY.

258. GO AHEAD, BRO. I'VE GOT YOU, MAN.

259. IS IT A — AA, B — CD,

260. C — BC, OR D — D, D, D, D.

261. COME ON, DUDE.

262. I'M GOING TO GO WITH "A,

263. BECAUSE THAT'S THE FIRST THING I LEARNED HERE IN SCHOOL.

264. I'M GOING TO GO WITH "A."

265. THAT'S THE ONLY GRADE I'VE NEVER HAD.

266. YEAH, "A."

267. MAN, YOU'VE GOT, LIKE —

268. WHAT WAS "B"?

269. "B" WAS CD, MAN.

270. I'M GOING TO GO WITH "B" 'CAUSE I "B" COOL.

271. "B" CD — WHATEVER HIP-HOP.

272. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

273. I'VE GOT TO GO WITH THAT, MAN.

274. MAN, THAT'S YOUR FINAL ANSWER?

275. YEAH, DUDE, IT'S MY FINAL ANSWER.

276. BUMMER.

277. OH, THAT'S A BUMMER.

278. OH, MAN, IT'S LIKE YOU MIGHT AS WELL

279. HAVE DRESSED YOURSELF UP AS A MASCOT OR SOMETHING,

280. 'CAUSE IT'S LIKE YOU'RE NOT THE LOSER!

281. I WON?

282. YES!

283. I AIN'T STOPPING. LET'S GO. LET'S GO.

284. YOU GET THIS ONE, YOU'VE GOT A MILLION BUCKS,

285. AND YOU'LL HAVE MORE WOMEN

286. THAN ANY MAN COULD POSSIBLY HOPE FOR.

287. ALL RIGHT, DUDE. LET'S DO IT.

288. MENUDO.

289. THAT'S COW DROPPINGS?

290. NO, I'M GIVING YOU FOUR DISTINCT ANSWERS HERE.

291. I HOPE I DIDN'T TAKE ONE OF THEM, DUDE.

292. NO, NOT ANYMORE.

293. OKAY, MENUDO —

294. A — A BUNCH OF NAKED ITALIAN MEN...

295. 'KAY.

296. B — A MUSICAL GROUP...

297. 'KAY.

298. C — A PIE...

299. ALL RIGHT.

300. D — TWO GUYS NAMED REG.

301. TWO GUYS NAMED REG?

302. YOU KNOW WHAT, DUDE?

303. I'VE GOT TO USE ANOTHER LIFELINE.

304. I WANT TO MAKE A CALL.

305. ON THE PHONE?

306. ON THE PHONE, DUDE.

307. OKAY.

308. IT'S TO MY GIRLFRIEND KATHY.

309. I'VE GOT TO BREAK UP WITH HER ANYWAY,

310. SO THIS IS A GOOD TIME.

311. HEY, KATH.

312. OH, MY GOD! RYAN?

313. DUDE, HOLD ON. BRITNEY, SHUT UP. IT'S RYAN.

314. YOU LOOKED SO HOT LAST NIGHT.

315. SHUT UP!

316. HEY, I'M HERE WITH REGIS PHILBIN, MAN.

317. I NEED SOME HELP.

318. ALL RIGHT. UM, WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

319. OH, LIKE I HAVEN'T SAID THAT A MILLION TIMES.

320. ALL RIGHT, HERE'S THE QUESTION, OKAY?

321. OKAY, I'M LISTENING.

322. WHAT IS CD? IS IT "A" —

323. NO, THAT WAS THE FIRST ONE.

324. MENUDO.

325. OH, MENUDO — RIGHT, MAN.

326. IS IT TWO ITALIAN GUYS, IS IT A GROUP —

327. NO, IT'S NAKED ITALIAN GUYS.

328. NAKED ITALIAN GUYS, A GROUP —

329. AND THERE WERE "C" AND "D,"

330. BUT IT'S NOT THOSE.

331. IT'S NOT "C" AND "D." WHICH ONE IS IT?

332. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT,

333. BUT I'M GOING TO SAY

334. "B" IS THE SECOND LETTER IN THE ALPHABET,

335. AND THAT MEANS NUMBER TWO

336. AND THAT MEANS ME AND YOU.

337. SO YOU THINK IT'S A SINGING GROUP?

338. OKAY, KATH, THANKS, AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

339. I THINK WE SHOULD SEE OTHER PEOPLE.

340. NO! AAH!

341. YOU KNOW WHAT?

342. I'M GOING TO GO WITH "B," DUDE.

343. I'VE GOT TO SAY, THAT WAS PRETTY COLD.

344. YOU SHOULD HAVE WAITED ANOTHER MINUTE OR TWO.

345. YOU JUST GOT THE ANSWER AND THEN BROKE UP.

346. CAN I HAVE HER, BRO?

347. ALL RIGHT, YEAH, MAN.

348. ALL RIGHT, YOUR FINAL ANSWER IS "B,"

349. A MUSICAL GROUP.

350. IT'S "B," DUDE.

351. MAN, MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BROKEN UP

352. 'CAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO NEED ALL THE LOVING YOU CAN GET,

353. OR MAYBE YOU COULD JUST BUY HOOKERS.

354. YOU ARE A MILLIONAIRE!

355. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK

356. WITH MORE "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

357. RIGHT AFTER THIS. DON'T GO AWAY.

358. WELCOME BACK TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

359. HEY, TONIGHT THE WINNER IS KATHY GREENWOOD.

360. KATHY GREENWOOD IS THE WINNER TONIGHT.

361. WE'RE GOING TO DO A GAME FOR YOU CALLED "THE HOEDOWN,"

362. OUR FAVORITE GAME,

363. WITH THE HELP OF LAURA HALL ON THE PIANO.

364. WHAT I NEED FROM THE AUDIENCE

365. IS A SUGGESTION OF SOMETHING THAT WOULD CHANGE YOUR LIFE.

366. LOTTERY? OKAY, LOTTERY.

367. WE'RE GOING TO DO LOTTERY. LOTTERY, THAT'S A GOOD ONE.

368. LET'S DO "THE LOTTERY HOEDOWN," OKAY,

369. WITH THE HELP OF LAURA HALL ON THE PIANO.

370. WHENEVER YOU'RE READY, TAKE IT AWAY.

371. 'CAUSE I LOVE YOU.

372. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "WHOSE LINE"

373. RIGHT AFTER THIS. DON'T GO AWAY.

374. WHAT?

375. WELCOME BACK TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

376. WE'RE GOING TO END THE SHOW

377. WITH SOMEONE READING THE CREDITS.

378. THAT SOMEONE IS GOING TO BE KATHY AND WAYNE.

379. I WANT YOU TO READ THE CREDITS AS TWO SORORITY GIRLS

380. WELCOMING A NEW PLEDGE CLASS.

381. THANKS FOR WATCHING, EVERYBODY. GOOD NIGHT.

382. ALL RIGHT, GIRLS, CAN YOU GIVE ME

383. YOUR BEST DAN PATTERSON AND MARK LEVESON?

384. I THINK SO.

385. WE'D LIKE TO WELCOME DENISE O'DONOGHUE.

386. TOM PARK...

387. DREW CAREY, RYAN STILES, COLIN MOCHRIE,

388. CAN YOU FEEL IT?

389. WE'D ALSO LIKE TO WELCOME STEVEN BLUM.

390. ARE YOU READY?

391. CARRIE HAVEL, ALISON SIDERIS,

392. DANNY ACCOMANDO...

393. CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY ABC, INC. AND WARNER BROS. INC.