Whose Line Is It Anyway? 3x16

Directed by

Brad Sherwood as Self

Guest: Comedian Brad Sherwood. Games played: Let's Make a Date, Props, Secret, Scenes from a Hat, and Greatest Hits.

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1. GOOD EVENING, EVERYBODY, AND WELCOME

2. TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?" ON TONIGHT'S SHOW...

3. NOTHING UP MY SLEEVE — WAYNE BRADY.

4. PICK A NUMBER BETWEEN ONE AND CHIP ESTEN.

5. JUST SAY THE MAGIC WORDS — COLIN MOCHRIE.

6. AND WATCH ME PULL A RABBIT OUT OF RYAN STILES.

7. I'M YOUR HOST DREW CAREY.

8. COME ON DOWN. LET'S HAVE SOME FUN.

9. HELLO.

10. HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.

11. WELCOME TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

12. THE SHOW WHERE EVERYTHING'S MADE UP

13. AND THE POINTS DON'T MATTER.

14. THAT'S RIGHT, POINTS ARE USELESS,

15. JUST LIKE A DEGREE FROM AN ON-LINE UNIVERSITY.

16. YOU DON'T WANT TO LISTEN TO ME YAPPING ALL NIGHT.

17. WE'RE GOING TO START THE SHOW WITH A GAME CALLED

18. "FILM, TV, AND THEATER STYLES."

19. THIS IS FOR RYAN, COLIN, AND WAYNE.

20. THEY'RE GOING TO ACT OUT A SCENE.

21. I'M GOING TO MAKE THEM

22. ADOPT DIFFERENT STYLES OF FILM AND TV.

23. WHAT I NEED FROM YOU GUYS

24. IS KIND OF YOUR FAVORITE STYLES

25. OF TELEVISION, FILM, OR THEATER.

26. "REAL WORLD." OKAY, "REAL WORLD."

27. BARNEY.

28. BARNEY.

29. Man #2: "MASTERPIECE THEATER."

30. "MASTERPIECE THEATER."

31. Man #3: "CROCODILE HUNTER."

32. "CROC HUNTER."

33. ANYBODY ELSE?

34. LATIN AMERICAN GAME SHOW.

35. OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. THAT'S PLENTY. WE GOT A LOT.

36. OKAY, WE'RE GOING TO START, AND WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN

37. IS THEY'RE GOING TO START OUT THE SCENE NORMALLY,

38. AND THEN I'LL BUZZ THEM IN WITH THESE DIFFERENT STYLES

39. THAT I CHOOSE, AND THE SCENE IS

40. COLIN, YOU'RE A WITCH HUNTER,

41. AND YOU ARE ABOUT TO BURN RYAN AT THE STAKE

42. FOR BEING A WITCH, RYAN BEING A YOUNG WOMAN.

43. WAYNE IS HER BOYFRIEND,

44. A FARMER —

45. A FARMER WHO HAS COME TO PLEAD FOR HER LIFE.

46. SO GO AHEAD AND START WHENEVER YOU'RE READY.

47. ARE YOU READY TO DIE FOR YOUR CRIMES?

48. I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU TIED ME AROUND A PIECE OF MEAT.

49. BECAUSE I'M HUNGRY.

50. PLEASE, GOODY PROCTER, I BEG OF YOU,

51. PLEASE DO NOT BURN THE HAIR

52. ON MY FAIR, BEAUTIFUL MAIDEN'S HEAD.

53. FAIR?

54. FAIR?

55. 'TIS TRUE. LOOK AT HER. OH...

56. "REAL WORLD."

57. PERHAPS IF SHE PICKED UP HER LAUNDRY,

58. I WOULD NOT BE BURNING HER.

59. IT'S LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME.

60. ALL JEBEDIAH WANTS TO DO IS BURN PEOPLE, MAN,

61. BURN PEOPLE.

62. "MASTERPIECE THEATER."

63. PERHAPS YOU CAN SWAY ME FROM BURNING HER

64. IF THOU DOST SPEAK TRULY AND CLEARLY AND MAKE SENSE.

65. CUT ME LOOSE FROM THE STAKE WHILE HE'S NOT LOOKING.

66. SURELY, MILADY. FOR ALL I ASK OF YOU —

67. OW! OW!

68. HA! I DO SEE WHAT YOU ARE DOING.

69. OH, LOOKETH.

70. LATIN AMERICAN GAME SHOW.

71. Sí, Sí.

72. UNO Y DOS.

73. UNO Y DOS.

74. HA HA.

75. BARNEY.

76. WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?

77. HA HA HA.

78. "CROCODILE HUNTER."

79. RIGHT, NOW WE'VE GOT HIM DOWN.

80. LET'S GET ON TOP OF HIM, SEE WHAT HE'S GOT IN HERE.

81. BUT DON'T LET HIM BITE YOU.

82. ONE BITE FROM THOSE TEETH COULD PROVE FATAL.

83. RIGHT, COME BACK HERE. RIGHT, COME BACK HERE.

84. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

85. THANK YOU.

86. THANK YOU.

87. MAN, I DIDN'T SEE WAYNE BRADY

88. CRAWL ON THE FLOOR LIKE THAT

89. SINCE HE WAS TRYING TO BE MORE PHYSICAL THAN COLIN.

90. THAT'S MY GOAL, MAN.

91. YEAH, THAT WAS GREAT. 1,000 POINTS APIECE.

92. LET'S GO ON TO A GAME CALLED "DUET."

93. THIS IS FOR CHIP AND WAYNE,

94. WITH THE HELP OF LAURA HALL AND LINDA TAYLOR.

95. NOW, WHAT I NEED FROM THE AUDIENCE

96. IS I NEED, FROM THIS SECTION RIGHT BEHIND ME,

97. SHOUT OUT A NAME OF A HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCE.

98. DISHWASHER.

99. LET'S DO DISHWASHER.

100. YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO DO A JITTERBUG SONG

101. ABOUT A DISHWASHER.

102. THAT'S WHAT I SAID. JITTERBUG SONG ABOUT —

103. YOU KNOW, I'M JUST READING THE CARDS.

104. I'LL SIT BACK AND ENJOY IT.

105. AND TAKE IT AWAY WHENEVER YOU'RE READY.

106. HEY, CHIP.

107. WHAT IS IT, DADDY-O?

108. THOSE CLOTHES ARE DIR-TY.

109. WELL, THEN I GUESS I'LL PUT THEM

110. IN MY DISHWASHER.

111. NO, CAT, YOU'RE TALKING CRAZY NOW.

112. HERE WE GO!

113. JUMP OVER YOU.

114. IT'LL CLEAN YOUR SHIRT, DADDY-O.

115. YOU KNOW IT WILL.

116. YEAH!

117. WHOO!

118. THAT SHIRT IS JUST DONE.

119. OH, LOOK AT IT.

120. WHOO!

121. IT'S A DISHWASHER, NOT A WASHING MACHINE.

122. THAT WAS LIKE SOME CRAZY, OUT-OF-CONTROL GAP AD.

123. KHAKI! KHAKI!

124. YEAH.

125. SPRINGTIME!

126. WELL, YOU KNOW, 1,000 POINTS APIECE

127. FOR FINALLY CATCHING ON

128. THAT YOU SAID CLOTHES IN THE DISHWASHER.

129. AND THEN FIXING IT AT THE END OF THE SONG,

130. THAT WAS REALLY QUICK, TO GO, "WHOA, I SAID..."

131. LET'S GO ON TO A GAME CALLED "SONG TITLES."

132. THIS IS FOR ALL FOUR OF YOU.

133. WAYNE AND CHIP, YOU'RE GOING TO START A SCENE,

134. BUT THEY CAN ONLY SPEAK IN SONG TITLES,

135. NOT PHRASES FROM A SONG, WORDS FROM A SONG.

136. THE TITLES OF A SONG. I'LL BE VERY PICKY WITH THE BUZZER.

137. AND WHEN ONE OF THEM GOES WRONG,

138. THE OTHER GUY WILL TAKE THEIR PLACE.

139. KIND OF A LITTLE CONTEST WE HAVE

140. TO SEE WHO CAN STAY UP HERE THE LONGEST.

141. ALSO A REAL GOOD PARTY GAME, CALLED "SONG TITLES."

142. THE SCENE IS YOU ARE AT AN EMERGENCY ROOM.

143. YOU'RE IN AN EMERGENCY ROOM.

144. YOU CAN ONLY SPEAK IN SONG TITLES. GO AHEAD.

145. HELP!

146. SUE— SUSUDIO.

147. DR. FEELGOOD.

148. ACHY BREAKY HEART?

149. BILLY, DON'T BE A HERO.

150. HELP!

151. BACK TO LIFE.

152. IN MY HEAD IT'S A SONG.

153. OOPS, I DID IT AGAIN.

154. TAKE ANOTHER LITTLE PIECE OF MY HEART.

155. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN MELLOW?

156. THE SOUND OF SILENCE.

157. I WANT TO HOLD YOUR HAND.

158. SHE LOVES ME.

159. BYE, BYE, BYE.

160. TEEN ANGEL!

161. STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN.

162. I SHOT THE SHER— OH.

163. DOCTOR, DOCTOR.

164. YELLOW SUBMARINE?

165. I ONLY HAVE EYES FOR YOU.

166. SIMPLY THE BEST.

167. I'VE GOT A LOVELY BUNCH OF COCONUTS.

168. HA HA HA HA!

169. ALL RIGHT, THAT WAS GREAT.

170. WE'RE GOING TO GO SEE A COMMERCIAL RIGHT NOW.

171. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

172. WELCOME BACK TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

173. THE SHOW WHERE EVERYTHING'S MADE UP

174. AND THE POINTS DON'T EXIST.

175. THAT'S RIGHT, THE POINTS DO NOT EXIST.

176. THEY'RE LIKE A REAL LESBIAN IN A LESBIAN CHAT ROOM.

177. HA HA HA HA!

178. DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW THAT. I JUST DO.

179. NOW LET'S GO ON TO A GAME CALLED "PARTY QUIRKS."

180. THIS IS FOR EVERYBODY.

181. CHIP — CHIP'S GOING TO BE HOSTING A PARTY.

182. WAYNE, COLIN, AND RYAN ARE GOING TO BE THE GUESTS,

183. BUT EACH OF THEM ARE GOING TO HAVE

184. A STRANGE QUIRK OR IDENTITY.

185. WE WROTE WHAT THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE ON THESE CARDS HERE.

186. THEY'VE NEVER SEEN THE CARDS BEFORE.

187. I'LL BRING THEM IN WITH THE DOORBELL.

188. TRY TO GUESS WHO THEY ARE, OKAY?

189. YEAH, I'M JUST HAVING A PARTY.

190. NO, NO, I HAVEN'T MET ANY OF THEM.

191. JUST FOUND THEM ALL ON THE INTERNET.

192. I'M SURE THEY'LL BE PERFECTLY NORMAL.

193. GOT TO GO.

194. OH, COME ON IN.

195. OOH, CRAFT SERVICES.

196. HI, I'M HAVING A PARTY.

197. I'M SURE THEY'LL BE HERE SOON.

198. YOU MAKE YOURSELF HAPPY WITH THE CRACKERS.

199. COME ON IN.

200. EXCUSE ME.

201. COME ON IN.

202. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE MET COCO.

203. THAT'S NO GOOD. THAT'S NO GOOD AT ALL.

204. I DEMAND YOU DO SOMETHING ELSE IN THE SCENE!

205. I DEMAND IT!

206. YOU CAN PLAY TWISTER. I DON'T KNOW. OKAY.

207. COME ON IN. HOW'S IT GOING?

208. NOT TOO MUCH. HOW ARE YOU?

209. PRETTY GOOD.

210. LISTEN, WHAT CAN I GET YOU? IS THERE ANYTHING YOU'D LIKE?

211. YES — HIS JOB.

212. WELL, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET IT,

213. 'CAUSE YOU'RE JUST AN UNDERSTUDY.

214. YES. CLOSE ENOUGH.

215. ARE —

216. ARE YOU DATING A CHOCOLATE BUNNY?

217. CLOSE ENOUGH, YEAH.

218. ALL RIGHT, I GOT MY EYE ON YOU, ALL RIGHT?

219. DON'T STEAL THE SILVERWARE AND DON'T STEAL SECOND.

220. DON'T STEAL HOME.

221. IT SAYS HERE FOR COLIN THAT HE HAS BROUGHT A DATE

222. COVERED IN CHOCOLATE BODY PAINT

223. AND HE'S LICKING IT OFF.

224. OH, YES.

225. 1,000 POINTS FOR ALL THE MEMORIES

226. YOU BROUGHT BACK FOR ME WITH THIS.

227. NOW LET'S GO ON TO A GAME CALLED "GREATEST HITS."

228. THIS IS FOR EVERYBODY,

229. WITH THE HELP OF LAURA HALL ON PIANO,

230. LINDA TAYLOR ON GUITAR.

231. THESE GUYS ARE GOING TO BE TV COMMERCIAL PITCHMEN,

232. TALKING ABOUT THE LATEST COMPILATION ALBUM

233. THEY'RE TRYING TO SELL.

234. WAYNE AND CHIP ARE GOING TO SING LITTLE SONGS

235. THAT THESE GUYS ARE GOING TO MAKE UP TITLES FOR.

236. WHAT I NEED FROM THE AUDIENCE

237. COWBOY.

238. COWBOY, COWBOY, OR COWBOY.

239. OKAY, LET'S HEAR SONGS OF THE COWBOY.

240. HI. WE'LL BE BACK TO

241. IN JUST A MOMENT.

242. BUT FIRST, HAVE WE GOT A DEAL FOR YOU.

243. FROM THE EARLY DAYS OF THE AMERICAN WEST —

244. WELL, PRETTY MUCH ONLY THEN —

245. WE HAD COWBOYS.

246. BUT THEY WERE SUCH MYTHIC FIGURES

247. THAT FOR COUNTLESS EONS AFTER,

248. WE HAVE MADE MUSIC

249. CELEBRATING THEM DOING WHAT THEY DID BEST —

250. THEY'RE SONGS ABOUT COWBOYS.

251. AS A MATTER OF FACT, 43 SONGS ON 2 CDs,

252. INCLUDING THAT GREAT, GREAT EARLY VAUDEVILLE HIT,

253. SIMPLY TITLED, DING!"

254. HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!

255. HEY, HEY!

256. WHOA! HA HA HA HA HA!

257. HA HA HA!

258. LIKE THIS!

259. YEE-HAW!

260. HEY!

261. HEY, IF YOU CALL RIGHT NOW,

262. I DON'T THINK YOU REALLY NEED TO YELL.

263. WELL, IT'S EXCITING.

264. YOU KNOW, I AM A CHILD OF THE '60s.

265. HA HA —

266. NO, REALLY.

267. THE LATER '60s. MOST OF THE '60s.

268. ONE OF MY FAVORITE SINGING DUOS

269. WAS SIMON AND GARFUNKEL.

270. THEY DID SOME GREAT COWBOY-RELATED HITS.

271. I REMEMBER.

272. THEIR TOP ONE, THEIR BESTSELLER,

273. "THE SOUNDS OF STIRRUPS."

274. I'M GOING SOLO.

275. BOY...

276. THAT REALLY TAKES ME BACK TO A TIME BEFORE I WAS BORN.

277. YEAH.

278. ONE STYLE OF MUSIC I'VE ALWAYS BEEN INTO

279. IS THE RAP.

280. OH! I WATCH W.W.F. HE IS GREAT!

281. NO, THE MUSIC. THE RAP MUSIC.

282. OH, THE RAP! I THOUGHT YOU SAID THE ROCK.

283. ONE OF THE FIRST GROUPS THAT BURST ONTO THE SCENE

284. WAS RUN-D.M.C.

285. AND THIS IS ONE OF THEIR GREATEST COWBOY HITS,

286. "YOU YELLOW-BELLIED, LILY-LIVERED, OOH."

287. YEAH!

288. YEAH, BOY-EE!

289. GET OUT!

290. WHAT HE SAID!

291. YEP.

292. ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GOING TO GO SEE A COMMERCIAL RIGHT NOW.

293. WE'LL BE BACK AND FIND OUT WHO THE WINNER IS

294. ON "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

295. WELCOME BACK TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

296. THE WINNERS FOR TONIGHT ARE ALL THESE GUYS.

297. IT'S A 3-WAY TIE. HOW ABOUT THAT?

298. AND WAYNE! IT'S A 4-WAY TIE. YEAH!

299. UH, WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO FOR YOU TONIGHT — A HOEDOWN.

300. WE'LL HAVE LAURA HALL ON THE PIANO.

301. THANK YOU, LAURA.

302. WHAT I NEED FROM THE AUDIENCE

303. IS A SUGGESTION OF SOMETHING THAT WOULD CHANGE YOUR LIFE.

304. PLASTIC SURGERY. LET'S TRY THE PLASTIC SURGERY HOEDOWN.

305. WHENEVER YOU'RE READY, TAKE IT AWAY, LAURA HALL.

306. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH "WHOSE LINE" AFTER THIS.

307. HEY, WELCOME BACK TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

308. TONIGHT WE'RE GOING TO HAVE COLIN READ THE CREDITS FOR YOU

309. AS A JILTED BRIDE LEFT AT THE ALTAR

310. BEING COMFORTED BY YOUR BRIDESMAIDS.

311. WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME. THANKS FOR WATCHING.

312. THAT DAMNED DAN PATTERSON!

313. HE USED ME AND JUST SPIT ME OUT!

314. I'M GOING TO SLEEP WITH EVERYONE NOW I EVER MET —

315. TOM PARK, MAYBE, DANNY BREEN,

316. DREW CAREY, EVEN. I DON'T CARE!

317. HOW CAN HE LEAVE ME?

318. I'M THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO HIM!

319. STEVEN BLUM, RON WEST — NONE OF THEM CARE!

320. I LOVED HIM MORE THAN ANYBODY!

321. OH, ALEX WALTON — HE REALLY LOVED ME!

322. HE WOULD HAVE MARRIED ME!

323. GEORGE HARVEY — YOU ALL LOOK FAT!

324. CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY ABC, INC. AND WARNER BROS. INC.