Whose Line Is It Anyway? 2x8

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Mircea Monroe as Self • Gary Anthony Williams as Self

Actress Mircea Monroe; guest comic Gary Anthony Williams.

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1. GOOD EVENING, EVERYBODY,

2. AND WELCOME TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

3. ON TONIGHT'S SHOW — CAN I SEE SOME I.D.? WAYNE BRADY.

4. LADIES GET IN FOR FREE — JOSIE LAWRENCE.

5. SORRY, PAL, THAT WILL BE $20 — COLIN MOCHRIE.

6. AND IT'S NOT THAT KIND OF BAR — RYAN STILES.

7. I'M YOUR HOST DREW CAREY.

8. COME ON DOWN. LET'S HAVE SOME FUN.

9. HELLO!

10. HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.

11. WELCOME TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?",

12. THE SHOW WHERE EVERYTHING'S MADE UP

13. AND THE POINTS DON'T MATTER.

14. THE POINTS ARE JUST LIKE SOAP IN THE MEN'S ROOM —

15. DOESN'T MATTER.

16. HA HA HA HA.

17. IF YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THE SHOW BEFORE,

18. OUR PERFORMERS ARE GOING TO MAKE UP EVERYTHING YOU SEE,

19. AND AFTER EVERY GAME I GIVE THEM POINTS.

20. I DON'T KNOW WHY.

21. POINTS ARE LIKE YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY MONEY IN 10 YEARS.

22. THE WINNER GETS TO DO SOMETHING SPECIAL WITH ME

23. WHEN WE ANNOUNCE THE WINNER AT THE END.

24. SINCE I PICK THE WINNER,

25. I SAY JOSIE HAS A PRETTY GOOD CHANCE.

26. LET'S START OFF WITH A GAME CALLED "LET'S PICK A DATE."

27. THIS IS FOR ALL FOUR.

28. JOSIE, YOU'RE ON A DATING SHOW.

29. RYAN, COLIN, AND WAYNE ARE CONTESTANTS.

30. WE'VE GIVEN THEM A STRANGE THING TO DO

31. OR AN IDENTITY ON THESE CARDS.

32. YOU'RE GOING TO QUESTION THEM AND GUESS WHO THEY ARE.

33. WHENEVER YOU'RE READY, OFF YOU GO.

34. HELLO, BACHELORS.

35. HELLO! HEY!

36. AS YOU KNOW,

37. I'M FROM THE NORTH OF ENGLAND, WHICH IS —

38. SPEAK UP. STAND UP STRAIGHT. I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

39. AS YOU KNOW, I'M FROM THE NORTH —

40. ENUNCIATE. BREATHE.

41. SNAP!

42. BACHELOR NUMBER ONE,

43. WHAT'S THE MOST MACKO THING YOU'VE EVER DONE?

44. THE MOST WHAT?

45. MACHO. SORRY.

46. IS THAT SLANG? MACHO? IT'S MACHO.

47. M-A-C-H-O!

48. BAM!

49. OW!

50. BACHELOR NUMBER TWO, ARE YOU —

51. ARE YOU A MANLY MAN?

52. STOP STUTTERING.

53. UH...

54. I'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE.

55. I HOPE IT FURTHERS MY CAREER.

56. BUT PLEASE, PLEASE BE GENTLE.

57. BACHELOR NUMBER THREE —

58. YEAH, I HEAR YOU, BABY.

59. TO GO OUT WITH YOU WOULD BE SO NEAT

60. 'CAUSE YOU'RE THE KIND OF GIRL, YOU ARE SO SWEET.

61. HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!

62. ALL RIGHT, AND BACK TO BACHELOR NUMBER ONE.

63. WHAT'S THE STRANGEST DREAM YOU'VE EVER HAD?

64. ARE YOU QUESTIONING ME?

65. YES, SIR.

66. BAM!

67. NOW, CONJUGATE WHAT YOU JUST SAID.

68. DOES CONJUGATE MEAN CHEW?

69. THAT'S MASTICATE!

70. OH.

71. HA HA. HA HA HA.

72. HA HA HA.

73. BACHELOR NUMBER TWO,

74. NOW DON'T MAKE ME WORRY ABOUT THIS.

75. STOP CRYING.

76. FORGET IT. BACHELOR NUMBER THREE,

77. I'M TAKING YOU HOME TO SEE MY PARENTS.

78. THEY'RE VERY IMPORTANT TO ME.

79. WHAT WOULD YOU DO TO IMPRESS MY MOTHER?

80. WELL, WE'D SIT DOWN WITH YOUR MOTHER,

81. HAVE SOME BREWSKIS, MAYBE GO TO WOODSTOCK III,

82. HEAR SOME LIMP BIZKIT!

83. RIGHT ON!

84. GET BACK TO YOUR SEAT!

85. ALL RIGHT, JOSIE, IF YOU CAN, GUESS WHO THEY ARE.

86. HE'S A VERY SADISTIC TEACHER.

87. THAT'S CLOSE ENOUGH —

88. STRICT, OVERBEARING SCHOOLMARM.

89. HE'S BEEN ON THE CASTING COUCH.

90. IT'S HIS FIRST WHAT?

91. IT'S HIS FIRST... DATE —

92. PHOTO SHOOT NAKED.

93. OH, HIS FIRST PORNO SHOOT.

94. CLOSE ENOUGH. FIRST EROTIC PHOTO SHOOT.

95. I'VE NEVER PUT COLIN AND PORNO SHOOT

96. IN THE SAME SENTENCE.

97. THAT'S TOUGH TO DO. I KNOW. THAT'S A BIG LEAP.

98. OH, SHUCKS!

99. HE KNOWS I LOVE HIM.

100. NUMBER THREE — IS HE, LIKE, A RAPPER, A BEASTIE BOY?

101. A COOL DUDE?

102. DO YOU HAVE FRATERNITIES IN —

103. YOU HAVE FRATERNITIES IN ENGLAND, RIGHT?

104. HE'S IN A FRATERNITY.

105. YES.

106. 1,000 POINTS AND A BIG SHOUT OUT

107. TO ALL THE DELTAS OUT IN LONDON.

108. CAMBRIDGE UNIVERSITY.

109. SHOUT OUT? HMM...

110. 10 MINUTES INTO THE SHOW.

111. SHOUT OUT?

112. LET'S GO ON TO A GAME CALLED "FILM, TV, AND THEATER STYLES."

113. THIS IS FOR RYAN, COLIN, AND JOSIE,

114. AND I'M GOING TO GET THE AUDIENCE

115. TO SUGGEST SOME STYLES OF FILM, TV, AND THEATER,

116. AND I'M GOING TO MAKE THOSE GUYS ACT OUT A SCENE

117. ADAPTING THESE STYLES.

118. I NEED STYLES OF FILM, TV, OR TELEVISIO

119. KUNG FU, SOAP OPERA, "BLAIR BORING WITCH PROJECT."

120. "I'M LOST." "YOU'RE AN IDIOT."

121. "OH, YEAH, WE'RE LOST."

122. AND THEN THE BIG PLOT TWIST — "I'M LOST."

123. "OH, YEAH? WE'LL YOU'RE LOST."

124. ONE MORE. WHAT?

125. SAMURAI.

126. SAMURAI, EVANGELIST — EVANGELIST KIND OF TV.

127. OKAY. OKAY. I'LL GIVE YOU YOUR SCENE.

128. START IT AS NORMAL. I'LL COME WITH THE STYLES.

129. COLIN AND HIS SECRETARY JOSIE,

130. HARDLY ABLE TO KEEP THEIR HANDS OFF EACH OTHER —

131. A LITTLE REQUEST FROM COLIN —

132. ARRIVE AT A MOTEL DESPERATE FOR A ROOM.

133. RYAN IS THE SINISTER DESK CLERK.

134. I'M SO EXCITED, AREN'T YOU, DARLING?

135. I — YES.

136. I CAN'T WAIT TO GET IN THAT ROOM

137. AND TAKE DICTATION.

138. I'M ALREADY — I'M WAY AHEAD OF YOU.

139. NOW, DON'T FORGET, DARLING, WE'RE MARRIED.

140. MARRIED, YES.

141. SOAP OPERA.

142. SON, THERE'S SOMEONE AT THE DESK.

143. I KNOW, MOTHER, I KNOW!

144. MAY I HELP YOU?

145. WHAT BRINGS YOU TO SHADY DOCKS?

146. WE WOULD LIKE, UH...

147. A ROOM!

148. FOR GOD'S SAKE, BERNICE, SPIT IT OUT!

149. ROOM!

150. KUNG FU.

151. A ROOM?

152. TAKE THE CREDIT CARD FROM MY HAND.

153. EVANGELIST SHOW.

154. I CAN TELL WHY YOU HAVE COME.

155. YOU'VE COME LOOKING FOR A ROOM FROM ME.

156. I'LL PUT YOU IN ROOM 4! IN ROOM 4!

157. DING!

158. I SAID GET UP AND WALK TO ROOM 4!

159. GET UP ON YOUR FEET AND WA TO R—

160. "BLAIR WITCH."

161. WHERE ARE YOU GOING? WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

162. THERE'S SOMETHING HAPPENING AT THE HOTEL.

163. THERE'S SOMETHING HAPPENING HERE,

164. AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT.

165. I CAN'T POSSIBLY GIVE THEM A ROOM!

166. WHO'S HOLDING THE CAMERA?

167. 10 MILLION POINTS TO HUGH HEFNER.

168. I JUST WANT TO GET INVITED TO THE PARTIES, MAN.

169. I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYBODY ELSE.

170. LET'S GO ON TO A GAME CALLED "NEWS FLASH"

171. FOR RYAN, JOSIE, AND COLIN.

172. RYAN AND JOSIE, YOU'RE ANCHORS IN THE STUDIO.

173. COLIN, YOU'RE OUT IN THE FIELD

174. COVERING A BREAKING NEWS STORY.

175. WHAT YOU SEE IS COLIN BEHIND A GREEN SCREEN.

176. TURN AROUND. HE CAN ONLY SEE GREEN.

177. THAT'S ALL HE'S EVER GOING TO BE ABLE TO SEE.

178. WHAT WE DO ON THE TELEVISION SCREEN

179. FOR YOU GUYS AT HOME —

180. WE PUT AN IMAGE ON THERE THAT COLIN CAN'T SEE.

181. HE HAS TO GUESS WHAT'S BEHIND HIM.

182. RYAN AND JOSIE ARE GOING TO PRETEND TO GIVE HIM HINTS.

183. RYAN AND JOSIE, OFF TO YOU IN THE STUDIO.

184. COFFEE OR SOMETHING AFTER —

185. WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM FOR A SPECIAL NEWS BULLETIN.

186. WE NOW GO OUT TO COLIN MOCHRIE IN THE FIELD.

187. COLIN, CAN YOU HEAR ME?

188. I CAN BARELY HEAR YOU ABOVE THE ROAR

189. OF WHAT'S HAPPENING BEHIND ME!

190. I HAVE TO TELL YOU,

191. I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS SCARED IN A LONG TIME.

192. WHAT EXACTLY IS THE STAGE OF PLAY NOW, COLIN?

193. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?

194. JUST KEEP MOVING AND HOPE —

195. HOPE THAT EVERYTHING DIES DOWN SOON!

196. COLIN, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE RISKING YOUR SKIN

197. JUST BEING OUT THERE RIGHT NOW.

198. I AM. I AM, BUT I'M A DEDICATED —

199. OH!

200. OH, MY —

201. STAY —

202. I ALMOST — IT'S LIKE I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON,

203. THERE'S SO MUCH HAPPENING.

204. JUST TRY AND STAY VERY, VERY STILL

205. AND VERY — NO, NO, NO!

206. DID YOU SEE THAT?

207. I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER I CAN BE HERE!

208. I MAY HAVE TO MOVE TO HIGHER GROUND!

209. I'D MOVE YOUR ASP RIGHT NOW!

210. YEAH, YEP.

211. YES, QUICKLY.

212. OH!

213. QUICKLY, COLIN.

214. OH! OH!

215. COLIN, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE THERE FOR A WHILE.

216. IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO BE ABLE

217. TO CHARM YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS ONE.

218. I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS! I'M SCARED!

219. HAD IT WITH WHAT?

220. WOW!

221. ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT! I'M GOING TO SAVE MY ASP!

222. YEAH, THAT'S IT.

223. COLIN, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHERE YOU ARE?

224. A SNAKE PIT?

225. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK RIGHT AFTER THIS.

226. DON'T GO AWAY.

227. WELCOME BACK TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?",

228. THE SHOW WHERE EVERYTHING'S MADE UP

229. AND THE POINTS DON'T MATTER.

230. AS A SPECIAL THANKS FOR TUNING IN,

231. TOMORROW'S LOTTERY NUMBERS ARE 14, 23, 26, AND 9.

232. HOPE YOU GOT THAT, AND GOOD LUCK.

233. LET'S GO ON TO A GAME CALLED "WEIRD NEWSCASTERS."

234. THIS IS FOR ALL FOUR.

235. COLIN, YOU'RE THE ANCHOR OF A NEWS SHOW.

236. JOSIE, YOU'RE THE COANCHOR.

237. YOUR CHARACTER IS FROM SHAKESPEARE.

238. SPORTS IS WAYNE.

239. WAYNE, YOU'RE ON A TREADMILL THAT'S GOING OUT OF CONTROL.

240. RYAN, YOU'RE DOING THE WEATHER.

241. YOU'RE A BASEBALL PLAYER WHO MUST HIT A HOME RUN

242. TO WIN THE WORLD SERIES FOR THE CLEVELAND INDIANS.

243. I THREW THAT LAST PART IN THERE.

244. I THREW THE INDIANS PART IN THERE.

245. WHENEVER YOU HEAR THE MUSIC, COLIN, GO AHEAD.

246. WELCOME TO THE 6:00 NEWS.

247. I'M YOUR ANCHOR FRANK LEE DON'T GIVE A DAMN.

248. A LARGE WOODEN OBJECT WITH A POINTY END

249. WAS FOUND SPINNING IN THE DOWNTOWN CORE.

250. THAT'S OUR TOP STORY.

251. AND NOW OVER TO OUR COANCHOR MINNIE PAUSAL.

252. MINNIE.

253. I THANKEST THOU, SIR.

254. TODAY, A SMALL BABY GIRAFFE WAS BORN

255. IN THE LOS ANGELES ZOO,

256. AND THOUGH HE DIDST CHIDE LIKE THUNDER,

257. HIS HEART WAS SMITTEN WITH HIS HEY, NONNY-NONNY-NO.

258. IS THIS A NEWSCASTER I SEE BEFORE ME?

259. AND NOW LEUS WEND OUR WAY OFF TO THIS SIDE

260. FOR THE SPORTS.

261. THANK YOU VERY MUCH, MILADY.

262. WELL, THE BEST THING ABOUT MOST ATHLETES TODAY

263. IS THAT ALL OF THEM DO NOT MIND AT ALL GETTING IN SHAPE,

264. BECAUSE AFTER ALL, IT'S WHAT EVERY PERSON

265. NEEDS TO DO TO KEEP IN TOP, FIT FORM.

266. NOW, I'LL BE DESCRIBING SOMETHING —

267. OOH!

268. UM... BACK TO YOU.

269. THIS JUST IN —

270. DONORS ARE WANTED FOR MAN WHOSE BUTTOCKS

271. ARE BLOWN OFF IN INDUSTRIAL ACCIDENT.

272. DOCTORS REPORT NO END IN SIGHT.

273. AND NOW IT'S TIME TO GO OVER TO THE WEATHER

274. WITH OUR WEATHERMAN DWAYNE DeBATHTUB. DWAYNE.

275. WE GOT SOME CLOUDS MOVING IN ON THE WEEKEND —

276. GOING TO MAKE FOR A LOT OF MUD.

277. LATER ON, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE SOME SUNNY DAYS

278. COMING OUT FROM THE WEST.

279. WE'LL GET IN LOTS OF DAYS OF SUNSHINE.

280. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE — WHOOSH! —

281. ONE DAY OF SUNSHINE.

282. WE MIGHT EVEN HAVE — WHOOSH! —

283. TWO DAYS OF SUNSHINE.

284. SURE AS HELL WE AIN'T GOING TO HAVE —

285. RUN!

286. RUN!

287. RUN!

288. SAFE!

289. WELL, THAT'S THE 6:00 NEWS. SEE YOU TOMORROW NIGHT.

290. TILL THEN, GOOD NIGHT AND GOOD NEWS.

291. I love you, too.

292. HEY, THAT WAS GREAT.

293. 1,000 POINTS TO WAYNE — FLOPPING AROUND, MAN.

294. IF I HAD A NICKEL

295. FOR EVERY TIME I SAW A GUY DO THAT, HUH?

296. HA HA HA HA. THAT WAS UNBELIEVABLE.

297. I WAS GOING TO SAY

298. "WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE,"

299. BUT THAT'S NOT TRUE, IS IT?

300. THAT'S HOW I GOT THE OTHER SHOW, REMEMBER?

301. THAT'S RIGHT. 1,000 POINTS, EVERYBODY.

302. LET'S GO ON TO A GAME CALLED "DUET."

303. IT'S FOR JOSIE AND WAYNE

304. WITH THE HELP OF LAURA HALL AND LINDA TAYLOR.

305. HEY, HOW YOU DOING?

306. GOOD. CAN I HAVE YOUR NAME, PLEASE?

307. KENNY.

308. KENNY, WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING?

309. I'M A MACHINIST.

310. KENNY'S A MACHINIST. COME ON DOWN HERE, KENNY.

311. I WANT YOU TO SAY HELLO TO WAYNE AND JOSIE.

312. KENNY — HE'S MACHINIST. HAVE A SEAT.

313. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE JOSIE AND WAYNE

314. SING TO YOU AS PUNK ROCKERS.

315. OKAY.

316. WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?

317. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

318. RIGHT AFTER THIS.

319. DON'T GO ANYWHERE. FIND OUT WHO THE WINNER IS.

320. WELCOME BACK TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

321. TONIGHT'S WINNER — WAYNE BRADY.

322. WAYNE BRADY'S THE WINNER.

323. WE'RE GOING TO DO A GAME FOR YOU CALLED "FOREIGN FILM DUB."

324. JOSIE AND I ARE GOING TO ACT OUT A SCENE FOR YOU,

325. AND WE'RE GOING TO PRETEND TO SPEAK IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE.

326. COLIN'S GOING TO TRANSLATE FOR JOSIE,

327. RYAN'S GOING TO TRANSLATE FOR ME.

328. WE NEED A FOREIGN LANGUAGE TO FAKE.

329. RUSSIAN.

330. IF YOU WERE A RUSSIAN FILMMAKER

331. AND YOU WERE GOING TO MAKE AN ACTION FILM,

332. WHAT WOULD IT BE CALLED?

333. "THE VODKA EXPRESS."

334. OKAY?

335. THE TRAIN SHOULD ARRIVE ANY TIME NOW.

336. NO KIDDING.

337. SOMEDAY WE'LL HAVE LIQUID IN THESE GLASSES.

338. WE HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE VODKA EXPRESS

339. TO BRING OUR DAILY SUPPLY OF VODKA.

340. WHAT'S SAY WE BOTH SHAVE?

341. YOU'RE BEING BUGGED!

342. I SUSPECT YOU.

343. HUH?

344. YOU'RE JEALOUS OF ME AND MY FANCY DANCE STEPS.

345. THAT'S JUST LIKE YOU, LUIGI.

346. AH...

347. WUSSTA HUPPA, HUPPA...

348. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A BETTER "RIVERDANCE"?

349. HAVE YOU SEEN MY JUDY GARLAND?

350. THANKS A LOT.

351. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "WHOSE LINE" RIGHT AFTER THIS.

352. WELCOME BACK. WE'RE GOING TO END THE SHOW

353. WITH SOMEBODY READING THE CREDITS.

354. JOSIE AND WAYNE, READ THE CREDITS

355. AS TWO DRUNK GIRLS AT A PARTY

356. TALKING ABOUT WHAT THE BOYS HAVE SAID TO THEM.

357. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. THANKS FOR WATCHING.

358. DAN PATTERSON SAID HE LOVED ME.

359. MARK LEVESON SAID HE LOVED ME AS WELL.

360. DENISE O'DONOGHUE HAS TAKEN MARK LEVESON

361. AND ASKED IF I WAS SEEING TOM PARK.

362. SO DID DANNY BREEN.

363. DREW CAREY AND JOSIE LAWRENCE —

364. OH, I LOVE DREW CAREY! AND STEVE BLUM —

365. I LOVE THE WAY IT ROLLS OFF THE TONGUE!

366. I HATE ALISON, BUT —

367. KRISTAN TOOK KENNETH OFF ME!

368. LOOK AT THEM!

369. GEORGE HARVEY, WHERE ARE YOU?

370. I'M GOING TO BE S—

371. DON'T LOOK.

372. CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY ABC, INC. AND WARNER BROS. INC.