Whose Line Is It Anyway? 2x7

Directed by

Greg Proops as Self • Nolan Gould as Self • Jeff Bryan Davis as Self

Actor Nolan Gould; guest comics Jeff Davis and Greg Proops.

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1. GOOD EVENING, EVERYBODY,

2. TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?" ON TONIGHT'S SHOW —

3. BRAD SHERWOOD.

4. WAYNE BRADY.

5. COLIN MOCHRIE.

6. A HOT DOG — RYAN STILES.

7. I'M YOUR HOST DREW CAREY. COME ON DOWN.

8. LET'S HAVE SOME FUN.

9. OH.

10. "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?",

11. EVERYTHING'S MADE UP

12. AND THE POINTS DON'T MATTER.

13. THAT'S RIGHT, THEY DON'T MATTER AT ALL.

14. PANTS TO HUGH HEFNER.

15. EVERYTHING YOU SEE TONIGHT,

16. WHICH, OF COURSE, DON'T MATTER.

17. IT'S JUST A GAG, REALLY, TO TIE THE SHOW TOGETHER.

18. AT THE END OF THE SHOW,

19. WITH ME,

20. AND BRAD.

21. I CAN TELL YOU RIGHT NOW,

22. THAT'S WHO THE LOSERS ARE GOING TO BE.

23. LET'S START OUT WITH "LET'S MAKE A DATE."

24. WAYNE'S GOING TO BE APPEARING ON A DATING-TYPE SHOW,

25. ARE RYAN, COLIN, AND BRAD.

26. HE'S GOING TO TRY TO FIGURE OUT WHO THEY ARE.

27. WE'RE GOING TO GIVE THEM

28. OR IDENTITY,

29. AND THEN WAYNE'S GOING TO QUESTION THEM.

30. SO IF YOU'RE READY, WAYNE, ON YOUR DATING SHOW,

31. OR WAYNETTE, OFF YOU GO.

32. BACHELOR NUMBER ONE,

33. FOR THE OUTDOORS.

34. IF WE WERE OUTDOORS?

35. IF WE WERE OUTDOORS,

36. WE'D SPEND IT ON SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY,

37. WHERE LADIES GET IN FOR $1.

38. I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU

39. IN AN ALL-OUT GRUDGE MATCH!

40. GOING HEAD TO HEAD, FUEL-BURNING STEEL,

41. AND DIRT, DIRT, DIRT, DIRT, DIRT!

42. MMM.

43. BACHELOR NUMBER ONE,

44. TO A TRAILER PARK RIGHT NOW.

45. GRRR!

46. BACHELOR NUMBER TWO. HOLA.

47. THAT YOU CALL YOUR LOVE?

48. SHOULD BE FED.

49. SPARKLE, SPARKLE.

50. VERY NICE.

51. BACHELOR NUMBER THREE.

52. YES, IT'S A PLEASURE TO BE HERE.

53. AND WEDNESDAY EVENING DRAMAS.

54. TO DO ON FRIDAYS?

55. WELL, I LIKE ALL THOSE THINGS.

56. I THINK IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A GUY

57. TO EXPERIENCE THAT WITH YOU, IT'S PROBABLY ME.

58. OH!

59. BACHELOR NUMBER THREE,

60. YOU'RE BANANAS. HA HA HA!

61. HA HA HA HA!

62. BACHELOR UNO,

63. TO DINE ON?

64. IS 6 FEET OF DEEP MUD

65. AT 165 MILES AN HOUR.

66. I'D LIKE TO WALLOW AROUND IN A MUD SLOP WITH YOU, BABY,

67. ON SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY!

68. OOH.

69. COME ON!

70. BACHELOR NUMBER TWO,

71. TELL ME SOMETHING.

72. TO ME.

73. CONGENIAL?

74. NO! NO, THAT'S THE MARK OF DEATH!

75. YOU SCARE ME, BACHELOR NUMBER TWO.

76. BACHELOR NUMBER THREE,

77. DO YOU PREFER?

78. OKAY.

79. UH...

80. HONEY?

81. I DON'T KNOW HOW,

82. WHO THEY ARE.

83. OKAY. BACHELOR NUMBER ONE,

84. AT A BIG-TRUCK CONTEST.

85. YES.

86. BACHELOR NUMBER TWO,

87. CONTESTANT.

88. MISS WORLD, IT SAYS HERE.

89. MISS WORLD.

90. INTO KING KONG.

91. YES!

92. POW!

93. FOR NOT LETTING ME LICK YOU.

94. I'M GOING TO TAKE

95. I WAS GOING TO GIVE YOU,

96. I'M GOING TO GIVE THEM

97. 'CAUSE I THINK

98. IN THE WORLD.

99. IS CALLED "SUPERHEROES."

100. THIS IS FOR ALL FOUR OF YOU.

101. YOU'RE GOING TO ACT OUT A SCENE AS UNLIKELY SUPERHEROES.

102. BRAD, YOU'RE GOING TO START.

103. RYAN, COLIN, AND WAYNE

104. AS THEY COME IN.

105. FOR BRAD'S SUPERHERO NAME.

106. WHAT? PRISSY BOY.

107. HEY, HE KNOWS YOUR SCREEN NAME.

108. prissyboy@aol.com.

109. PRISSY BOY...

110. A BAD HAIR DAY.

111. SO, PRISSY BOY, IT'S A BAD HAIR DAY

112. ALL OVER THE WORLD. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?

113. AAH! AAH! AAH!

114. LOOK AT MY DO!

115. SORRY I'M LATE.

116. OH, NICE THONG.

117. EXCUSE ME.

118. I DIDN'T EXPECT YOU SO EARLY.

119. THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE, CAPTAIN FRISKS A LOT.

120. IT'S NO PROBLEM. I WAS JUST...

121. IT'S ALL RIGHT. SORRY I'M LATE.

122. TO GET HERE.

123. AS QUICKLY AS I COULD.

124. OH, THANK GOD, THE BITTER DIVORCE KID.

125. BEEN HERE SOONER,

126. TO THE BEEP.

127. A LITTLE BIT STRONFOR ME.

128. IT'S ALL I HAVE LEFT.

129. TO KEEP YOUR HAIR.

130. I LOST IT IN THE SETTLEMENT!

131. SORRY I'M LATE.

132. AS I COULD.

133. OH, WHO CARES, YOU DIRTY DANCING KID?

134. TO HELP YOU?

135. JUST DON'T SCUFF THE FLOORS.

136. I HAD THEM WAXED EARLIER, SO PLE—

137. I KNOW WHAT YOU CAN DO. HERE, USE THIS.

138. IT'S MY RHINESTONE G-STRING. THERE. SEE YOU LATER.

139. IF MY WIFE MOVED LIKE THAT, WE'D STILL BE TOGETHER.

140. [ GIGGLING

141. GOT TO GO.

142. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

143. HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

144. TONIGHT.

145. SO, HEY, 1,000 POINTS TO YOU, BUDDY,

146. AND OUR APOLOGIES.

147. NOW LET'S GO ON TO A GAME CALLED "THE BALLAD OF..."

148. IT'S FOR WAYNE AND BRAD,

149. AND LINDA TAYLOR.

150. HERE — FOLLOW ME HERE.

151. SIR, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

152. LEONARD.

153. FOR A LIVING?

154. I'M A LAWYER.

155. SURE YOU ARE. COME OUT HERE, LEONARD.

156. OKAY, BRAD AND WAYNE, YOU'RE GOING TO SING

157. A COUNTRY SONG,

158. "THE BALLAD OF LEONARD THE LAWYER."

159. YEE-HA!

160. [ MAKES NOISE OF CRACKING WHIP ]

161. YAHOO!

162. THANK YOU, LEONARD. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

163. WE'LL BE BACK WITH MORE "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

164. RIGHT AFTER THIS.

165. TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?",

166. AND THE POINTS DON'T MATTER.

167. THOUSAND OAKS, CALIFORNIA.

168. THE WINNER GETS,

169. WE'LL SEND THE SAME NUMBER OF POINTS TO YOU.

170. CONGRATULATIONS, LYNN BALM.

171. NOW, OUR NEXT GAME

172. IS ONE YOU DON'T SEE VERY OFTEN.

173. IT'S CALLED "IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN."

174. THIS IS FOR BRAD, RYAN, AND COLIN.

175. OF EVENT YOU MIGHT GO TO.

176. AN AUTO RACE — THAT'S THE FIRST ONE I HEARD.

177. SO, YOU GUYS HAVE ORGANIZED AN AUTO RACE,

178. AND YOU'RE CLEANING UP AFTER IT.

179. OF THEIR OWN EUPHEMISMS.

180. YOU'LL SEE WHAT I MEAN WHILE YOU WATCH,

181. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

182. A RACE, HUH?

183. OH...

184. OF BEAUTIFUL GIRLS.

185. TALKING TO YOU.

186. TO PAINT THE EIFFEL TOWER,

187. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

188. BUFFING THE BOULDER.

189. I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.

190. OF PRODUCE SHELVES,

191. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

192. HOLD THE BANANAS!

193. WHERE I'M GOING.

194. I GOT YOU!

195. SORRY I'M LATE.

196. I WAS CHOKING THE NUN, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

197. I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.

198. WITH THE LADIES TODAY.

199. I BUTTERED SOME LOBSTER, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

200. KINGPIN OF THE MONKEY FARM.

201. I DON'T WANT TO BRAG,

202. TO PASS A STONE, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

203. YES, I DO.

204. KNIT ONE, PURL TWO.

205. TOUCHé.

206. SAY, I DON'T WANT TO BRAG,

207. WERE OUT FLIRTING,

208. WITH THE DUSTBUSTER.

209. OH.

210. IN WINNIPEG.

211. OH HO! HA HA!

212. A COCONUT HOUSE.

213. YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN, MR. HOWELL.

214. I'M TIRED OF SWEEPING.

215. THAT WAS GREAT.

216. I'D GIVE YOU POINTS FOR THAT, BUT THE POINTS DON'T MATTER.

217. POINTS DON'T MATTER.

218. LIKE THE NEW SHOWS ON UPN.

219. NOBODY SEEMS TO CARE.

220. "GREATEST HITS."

221. THIS IS FOR EVERYBODY,

222. AND LINDA TAYLOR ON GUITAR.

223. ARE TV VOICE-OVER GUYS.

224. YOU'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE LATEST COMPILATION ALBUM.

225. TO SING SNIPPETS OF THE SONGS,

226. IS A SUGGESTION OF A SPORT.

227. GOLF. GOLF, GOLF, GOLF.

228. GOLF! GOLF!

229. GOLF!

230. OKAY, THE NAME OF YOUR ALBUM IS "SONGS OF GOLF."

231. HI. WE'LL RETURN YOU

232. SCHEDULED PROGRAM,

233. BUT FIRST, HAVE WE GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!

234. IT'S OKAY.

235. GOLF!

236. ABOUT IT, DOESN'T IT?

237. THAT'S WHY WE'VE COMPILED OVER THREE SONGS,

238. ALL TO DO WITH GOLF!

239. OH, WE'VE GOT ANOTHER SONG!

240. FOUR.

241. YOU KNOW WHAT?

242. FOR YEARS AND YEARS.

243. IN FACT, THE FIRST SONG

244. "GRAB MY PUTTER."

245. HEY, NIBLICK.

246. HEY, DRIVER.

247. A FEW STROKES OFF YOUR GAME?

248. YES. NOW LET'S GO GOLFING.

249. OHH!

250. OHH!

251. HEY, MR. DRIVER.

252. YES, MR. NIBLICK.

253. IF SHE WEREN'T A BIG DRIVER?

254. I DON'T KNOW. WHAT WOULD YOU CALL HER?

255. MINNIE DRIVER.

256. OHH!

257. FOR TECHNOLOGY.

258. YOU KNOW, COLIN,

259. OF SASKATCHEWAN,

260. OF THE OLD BEACH HITS,

261. AS YOU DID.

262. OH, NOTHING BETTER

263. IN WHEAT FIELDS.

264. NUMBER-ONE HIT "FORE."

265. SELLING THIS CD PACK,

266. AND A LOT OF TIMES, WE STAY IN HOTELS,

267. AND LITTLE FARAWAY HOTELS,

268. IS "HEY, A SQUIRREL CHEWED MY BAG."

269. DON'T GO ANYWHERE.

270. WHEN WE COME BACK,

271. SOMETHING WITH ME.

272. COME RIGHT BACK!

273. TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

274. TONIGHT'S WINNER — COLIN AND RYAN.

275. BECAUSE THEY'RE THE WINNERS, WE'RE GOING TO DO

276. "90-SECOND ALPHABET."

277. IN 90 SECONDS, WE HAVE TO DO A SCENE,

278. OF THE ALPHABET.

279. IN ORDER,

280. WITH WHAT LETTER?

281. "J!"

282. WHEN WE GET BACK TO "J," THAT WILL END THE SCENE.

283. WAYNE, WHAT'S THE SCENE ABOUT?

284. THAT YOU SET HIM UP WITH,

285. UNTIL SHE ARRIVES.

286. DING-DONG!

287. MY FRIEND COLINA.

288. KEVIN, WHO'S THIS?

289. LOLA. YOU CAN CALL ME LOLA,

290. THOUGH I'M KNOWN BY MANY NAMES.

291. MAN, YOU ARE ONE FINE-LOOKING WOMAN.

292. NO DOUBT ABOUT IT.

293. OH, SHE'S A HOTTIE.

294. PLEASE HAVE A SEAT.

295. QUITE.

296. RIGHT.

297. A DRINK, I GUESS.

298. SCOTCH FOR ME.

299. TWO FOR ME, PLEASE.

300. USUALLY I DON'T DRINK, BUT I THINK I'LL HAVE

301. RIGHT NOW.

302. WOW, IS THIS STRONG!

303. YOU, UH, UH,

304. WHAT, UH —

305. "V."

306. "V?" OH!

307. VODKA IS GREAT.

308. WOW, IS THIS STRONG!

309. "X-FILES"! WE'RE MISSING "X-FILES"!

310. YOU LIKE "X-FILES," TOO?

311. ZOWIE! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE AN "X-FILES" FAN.

312. OF "X-FILES" LOVERS.

313. BUT SOMEBODY SAID ONCE, "THREE'S A CROWD."

314. COW? COW? COW! I HEAR A COW.

315. I GOT TO GET GOING.

316. DUMB-ASS, ISN'T HE?

317. A GIRL OVER,

318. IT'S THE SAME THING.

319. FINE. LET'S GET TO BUSINESS.

320. GOOD.

321. HI.

322. I'M — I CAN'T REMEMBER MY NAME.

323. JUMP ON ME!

324. THAT'S IT!

325. THANKS A LOT. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK

326. "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

327. TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

328. WE'RE GOING TO END THE SHOW WITH WAYNE AND RYAN.

329. AS TWO SWITCHBOARD OPERATORS.

330. SO, WHENEVER YOU'RE READY, GO AHEAD.

331. ON THE LINE.

332. HELLO. DAN PATTERSON AND MARK LEVESON.

333. PLEASE HOLD.

334. DENISE O'DONOGHUE FOR MARK LEVESON.

335. BRUCE GOWERS CALLING. TOM CLARK ON HOLD.

336. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

337. OH, RIGHT AWAY!

338. YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS?

339. KEITH RICHMOND?

340. THEY'RE DOING "GEPPETTO 2."

341. FOR ALLISON SIDERIS.

342. DANNY?

343. HELLO, I'M SORRY. HELLO, EASTER?

344. I CAN'T EVEN PRONOUNCE YOURS.

345. ABC, INC. AND WARNER BROS. INC.