Whose Line Is It Anyway? 2x6

Directed by

Ulambayaryn Byambajav as Self • Gary Anthony Williams as Self

Sumo wrestler Byambajav Ulambayar; guest comic Gary Anthony Williams.

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1. GOOD EVENING, EVERYBODY, AND WELCOME TO...

2. ON TONIGHT'S SHOW —

3. ALL HANDS ON DECK — WAYNE BRADY,

4. PERMISSION TO COME ABOARD — DENNY SIEGEL,

5. MAN THE LIFEBOATS — COLIN MOCHRIE,

6. AND — WHOO-HOO — HE'S KING OF THE WORLD —

7. RYAN STILES!

8. I'M DREW CAREY, YOUR HOST. COME ON, LET'S HAVE SOME FUN!

9. HELLO.

10. OH!

11. HEY, WELCOME TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?" —

12. THE SHOW WHERE EVERYTHING'S MADE UP

13. AND THE POINTS DON'T MATTER —

14. JUST LIKE DEODORANT TO A NEW YORK CITY CAB DRIVER.

15. IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER.

16. THESE FOUR OR FIVE PERFORMERS ARE GOING TO MAKE EVERYTHING UP,

17. RIGHT ON THE SPOT, RIGHT OFF THE TOP OF THEIR HEADS.

18. AND THEN I GIVE POINTS AT THE END OF EVERY ROUND —

19. WHICH, LIKE I SAID, DON'T MATTER.

20. IT'S JUST A GAG TO TIE THE SHOW TOGETHER.

21. WE PICK A WINNER.

22. THE WINNER GETS TO DO SOMETHING SPECIAL WITH ME.

23. THEN WE USUALLY GO OUT FOR A COUPLE OF TIMES,

24. THEN WE BREAK UP.

25. BUT THAT'S HOW IT GOES, I GUESS.

26. LET'S START OUT WITH A GAME CALLED "WEIRD NEWSCASTERS."

27. THIS IS FOR ALL FOUR OF YOU.

28. DENNY, YOU'RE GOING TO BE ANCHOR OF A NEWS PROGRAM.

29. DENNY, YOUR CO-ANCHOR IS COLIN,

30. AND YOU ARE DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION.

31. OH, YEAH — I'M SORRY.

32. YOU'RE PLAYING A GUY WHO'S DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION.

33. SPORTS IS WAYNE.

34. YOU'RE A KARATE BLACK BELT,

35. AND YOU'RE FENDING OFF ATTACKERS.

36. RYAN, YOU'RE DOING THE WEATHER.

37. YOU'RE A LIFEGUARD WHO SPOTS A WOMAN DROWNING.

38. SO, WHENEVER YOU HEAR THE MUSIC, OFF YOU GO.

39. HELLO, AND WELCOME TO "THE 6:00 EVENING NEWS."

40. I'M YOUR ANCHOR —

41. I'M YOUR ANCHOR, MIMI FATDEPOSITS.

42. MOVING ON TO OUR TOP STORY —

43. FOR MORE OF OUR TOP STORIES, LET'S MOVE 1/4 INCH TO MY LEFT,

44. TO MY CO-ANCHOR, COLIN MOCHRIE.

45. THIS JUST IN —

46. LOOKING AT BALDING MEN GIVES YOU GOOD LUCK!

47. HEY!

48. ALL NEWS IS GOOD NEWS! ALL NEWS IS GOOD NEWS!

49. CAN YOU SEE ME? CAN YOU SEE ME NOW?

50. CAN YOU SEE ME? CAN YOU SEE ME?

51. CAN YOU SEE ME?

52. COLIN!

53. SIT!

54. AND TO FIND OUT WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THE WORLD OF SPORTS,

55. OVER TO WAYNE BRADY AT THE SPORTS DESK.

56. HMM. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

57. IN TODAY'S SPORTS, IT APPEARS —

58. NO. I MUST NOT HURT YOU.

59. AT THE WOMEN'S — KPPLT!

60. VERY WELL.

61. EEYAH!

62. OOAH! KAAAH!

63. KEERRP! KEERP!

64. OOH! OOOOH!

65. SCHWING! POOMF!

66. HYAH! PWAH!

67. UNH! UGH!

68. OOH!

69. UGH! UNH! KKRPT!

70. EEYAH!

71. OOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAH!

72. YAAAAH!

73. OOOOAAAAAH!

74. KAAAAH!

75. I'M SORRY.

76. I AM SORRY.

77. THANK YOU, WAYNE. AND NOW IT'S TIME TO FIND —

78. STOP THAT!

79. IT'S TIME TO FIND OUT WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH THE WEATHER.

80. LET'S GO TO RYAN STILES.

81. WELL, THANK YOU.

82. WE'VE GOT SOME SUNNY DAYS IN STORE FOR THE WEEKEND.

83. WE'VE GOT SOME HIGH TEMPERATURES IN THE —

84. REMAIN CALM!

85. REMAIN CALM! COME WITH ME!

86. DOWN ON THE FLOOR!

87. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

88. SHE'S OKAY!

89. SHE'S ALL RIGHT!

90. THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH, RYAN.

91. THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE.

92. JOIN US LATER FOR NEWS AT 10:00, 11:00, 12:00, 1:00, AND 2:00.

93. GOOD NIGHT!

94. STOP IT!

95. WOW! RYAN REALLY ROUGHED THAT WOMAN UP, DIDN'T HE?

96. YOU DON'T GET TO SAY THAT VERY OFTEN, DO YOU?

97. LET'S GO ON TO ANOTHER GAME. IT'S CALLED "SONG STYLES."

98. THIS IS FOR WAYNE,

99. WITH LAURA HALL AND LINDA TAYLOR ON GUITAR.

100. I'M GOING TO GO RIGHT OVER THIS WAY.

101. I'M GOING RIGHT OVER HERE. I'M GOING RIGHT OVER THERE.

102. ARE YOU IN THE SERVICE? WHAT BRANCH?

103. THE ARMY.

104. WHAT DO YOU DO IN THE ARMY?

105. RIGHT NOW, I'M A RECRUITER.

106. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

107. JIM.

108. COME OVER HERE —

109. JIM THE RECRUITER.

110. NICE TO MEET YOU — DREW CAREY.

111. COME ON DOWN AND MEET WAYNE BRADY.

112. SAY HELLO TO WAYNE BRADY.

113. WAYNE, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET JIM. HE'S A POSTERBOY FOR THE ARMY.

114. HE'S AN ARMY RECRUITER.

115. AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE SINGING A SONG TO HIM AS...

116. RICKY MARTIN.

117. JUST KIDDING.

118. AS —

119. I WAS JUST KIDDING AROUND!

120. YOU'RE GOING TO BE SINGING A SONG TO HIM AS TINA TURNER.

121. OH!

122. HELLO, BOY.

123. SOMETIMES, WHEN I'M LONELY...

124. I LOOK FOR A MAN IN UNIFORM.

125. YEAH! THANK YOU, JIM.

126. THANK YOU. YOU DID ALL RIGHT.

127. GOOD GOING, BROTHER.

128. I'LL SEE YOU, MAN.

129. WHOO!

130. HEY, AND THAT'S 1,000 POINTS

131. FOR EVERYBODY IN THE ARMY THAT JIM WORKS WITH.

132. I'M SURE YOU WON'T HAVE TO PUT UP WITH MANY COMMENTS.

133. "JIM, WHAT DOES HIS BUTT FEEL LIKE RUBBED AGAINST YOUR LEG?"

134. NOW LET'S GO TO A GAME CALLED "SCENES FROM A HAT."

135. THIS IS FOR ALL FOUR OF YOU.

136. RYAN AND COLIN ON ONE SIDE, DENNY AND WAYNE ON THE OTHER.

137. BEFORE THE SHOW, WE ALWAYS ASK THE AUDIENCE

138. TO WRITE DOWN SUGGESTIONS FOR SCENES

139. THEY'D LIKE THE PERFORMERS TO ACT OUT.

140. WE TAKE ONES THAT WE LIKE,

141. PUT THEM IN A BIG OLD HAT, AND WE MAKE THEM ACT IT OUT.

142. STARTING WITH —

143. "NAKED PHOTOS YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO SEE ON THE INTERNET."

144. HI, I'M BEA ARTHUR.

145. C-A-R-E-Y.

146. CAREFUL —

147. CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR, BUDDY.

148. "THE NUMBER-ONE SITCOM IN GERMANY."

149. YOU HAVEN'T SEEN JACK AND CHRISSY?

150. THEY HAVE ESCAPED!

151. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, WILLIS?

152. LET'S SEE WHAT THE LUCKY CARD IS.

153. "WHAT THE GRIM REAPER DOES TO RELAX."

154. NO, I'M BORED OF PICTIONARY.

155. LET'S PLAY "LIFE."

156. OKAY — "LEAST CHECKED-OUT LIBRARY BOOKS."

157. OH — "DIRTY JOKES AND BEER."

158. "20 WAYS TO SELF-CONTROL —

159. PRESIDENT CLINTON."

160. "INAPPROPRIATE SHOW-AND-TELL ITEMS."

161. I BROUGHT A TAPEWORM.

162. YES, YES, WE GET IT!

163. UM..."ITEMS YOU WOULDN'T EXPECT TO SEE FOR SALE

164. ON THE HOME SHOPPING CHANNEL."

165. THAT'S RIGHT, ORDER NOW AND ORDER YOUR COPY

166. OF DAN QUAYLE'S "HOOKED ON PHONICS"!

167. AND IT'S ONLY $34.95!

168. YES, YOU CAN HAVE ONE OF THESE, TOO!

169. IT'S NOT THE ONLY —

170. ALL RIGHT.

171. "THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR IN A BOXING RING."

172. DAMN, HE'S CUTE.

173. I'M A WHITE CANADIAN! I GOT A CHANCE!

174. "UNLIKELY FIRST LINES OF LOVE SONGS."

175. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

176. WE'RE GOING TO GO TO COMMERCIAL.

177. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK RIGHT AFTER THIS.

178. HEY, WELCOME BACK TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?" —

179. WHERE EVERYTHING'S MADE UP AND THE POINTS DON'T MATTER.

180. DID YOU TELL YOUR DAUGHTER YOU LOVED HER? I DID.

181. LET'S GO ON TO A GAME CALLED "NEWSFLASH"

182. FOR RYAN, DENNY, AND COLIN.

183. RYAN AND DENNY ARE TWO ANCHORS IN A NEWS STUDIO,

184. AND COLIN IS OUT IN THE FIELD AS A REPORTER.

185. NOW, HE'S GOING IN FRONT OF A GREEN SCREEN,

186. BUT HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT'S ON IT.

187. HE CAN'T SEE ANYTHING. HE HAS NO IDEA.

188. HE CAN'T SEE A THING,

189. BUT WE CAN SEE WHAT'S ON THE MONITOR.

190. HE HAS TO GUESS WHAT'S GOING ON BY THE END OF THE GAME.

191. RYAN, DENNY — WHENEVER YOU'RE READY.

192. So, faster is better?

193. Usually, but with you, slower might be better.

194. OH!

195. WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM

196. FOR A SPECIAL BULLETIN FROM A CANADIAN MAN.

197. I CAN BARELY HEAR YOU!

198. IT'S JUST NON-STOP ACTION HERE!

199. I AM AFRAID FOR MY LIFE!

200. COLIN, HOW DID YOU FIND OUT ABOUT THIS FIRST HAPPENING?

201. I HEARD ABOUT IT AT THE SUPERMARKET!

202. I WAS JUST GETTING SOME FRESH PRODUCE

203. WHEN I HEARD ABOUT THE TROUBLE DOWN THE STREET,

204. I HURRIED DOWN!

205. WE HAVE MAYOR GIULIANI ON THE OTHER LINE.

206. HE WANTS TO KNOW IF THERE'S ANYTHING THE CITIZENS CAN DO.

207. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

208. THERE'S NOTHING!

209. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!

210. I HAVEN'T SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS

211. SINCE THEY RAN OUT OF MOUSSE ON THE "MELROSE PLACE" SET!

212. COLIN, AREN'T YOU SCARED YOU'LL BE SPOTTED

213. WEARING THAT BLUE SHIRT?

214. OF COURSE I AM!

215. LOOK OUT, COLIN! BEHIND YOU!

216. GOOD MOVE!

217. WHOA! THAT WAS CLOSE!

218. DO YOU THINK WHAT'S HAPPENING BEHIND YOU

219. IS GOING TO STOP IT?

220. YES!

221. I THINK IF ENOUGH OF THIS HAPPENS,

222. EVERYTHING WILL STOP!

223. COLIN, HOW DO YOU RESPOND TO ANIMAL-RIGHTS ACTIVISTS

224. WHO ARE SAYING THERE'S JUST A LOT OF MISUNDERSTANDING?

225. ARE YOU KIDDING? LOOK AT THIS! THEY'RE HORRIBLE!

226. DO YOU THINK EVERY HOUSE SHOULD HAVE THESE?

227. NO! PETS ARE FINE, BUT THESE ARE HORRIBLE!

228. THERE'S MORE THAN ONE?

229. I'M SO AFRAID, I'M SEEING MULTIPLE IMAGES!

230. WELL, DON'T PANIC!

231. I KNOW HOW YOU GET WHEN YOU'RE NERVOUS —

232. YOUR TONGUE DARTS IN AND OUT OF YOUR MOUTH.

233. THAT'S RIGHT!

234. HEY, MAYBE IF I DO THIS ENOUGH, I'LL BLEND IN!

235. FOR A MINUTE THERE,

236. I HAD A HARD TIME TELLING THE TWO OF YOU APART.

237. OH, COLIN! BE CAREFUL!

238. COLIN, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON BEHIND YOU?

239. A BIG LIZARD.

240. YES!

241. I'M GIVING ALL THE POINTS FROM THAT LAST ROUND —

242. I'M FORWARDING THEM TO THIS ROUND

243. AND GIVE THEM AHEAD OF TIME TO LAURA HALL.

244. YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE SHE'S OUR PIANIST.

245. I LIKE SAYING THAT ON ABC AND THE CENSOR CAN'T DO ANYTHING.

246. PIANIST, PIANIST, PIANIST.

247. I'VE NEVER SEEN SUCH A BEAUTIFUL PIANIST.

248. OF COURSE, WITH LINDA TAYLOR ON GUITAR,

249. THEY'RE GOING HELP US DO A THING CALLED "3-HEADED BROADWAY STAR."

250. "3-HEADED BROADWAY STAR" FOR WAYNE, COLIN, AND RYAN.

251. THIS IS A GAME FOR THEM WITH HELP FROM THOSE GUYS.

252. THESE GUYS ARE GOING TO SING A HIT FROM A MUSICAL,

253. AND THEY'RE GOING TO PRETEND TO BE A 3-HEADED PERSON.

254. WHAT I NEED FROM THE AUDIENCE IS A SUGGESTION OF A MUSICAL.

255. "THE LOCH NESS MONSTER — THE MUSICAL."

256. NOW I NEED THE NAME OF THE HIT LOVE SONG

257. FROM "THE LOCH NESS MONSTER — THE MUSICAL."

258. "BUBBLES."

259. THE SONG IS CALLED "BUBBLES" —

260. THE HIT LOVE SONG FROM "LOCH NESS MONSTER."

261. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER THIS COMMERCIAL.

262. DON'T GO ANYWHERE.

263. WELCOME BACK TO "WHO'S LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

264. DENNY SIEGEL'S THE WINNER.

265. SHE GETS TO SIT BEHIND THE DESK AND PLAY WITH MY LITTLE BELL.

266. AND THE REST OF US HAVE TO DO A HOEDOWN.

267. WE'RE GOING TO DO A HOEDOWN WITH HELP FROM LAURA HALL.

268. AND WHAT I NEED FROM THE AUDIENCE IS A VICE —

269. KIND OF A VICE.

270. GAMBLING — "THE GAMBLING HOEDOWN."

271. LAURA HALL ON THE PIANO.

272. LET'S GO.

273. HERE WE GO!

274. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. DON'T GO AWAY.

275. MORE OF "WHO'S LINE" COMING UP.

276. HEY, WELCOME BACK TO "WHO'S LINE."

277. WE'RE GOING TO END THE SHOW TONIGHT

278. WITH RYAN AND DENNY READING THE CREDITS.

279. YOU'RE A COUPLE ARGUING IN A CAR

280. ON THE WAY HOME WITH THE KIDS IN THE BACK.

281. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. SEE YOU NEXT TIME.

282. CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY ABC, INC. AND WARNER BROS. INC.

283. I'M LOOKING FOR THE TOM PARK TURNOFF.

284. RUTH PHILLIPS! RUTH PHILLIPS!

285. OH, THERE IT GOES! THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

286. OH, YOU JUST MISSED WAYNE...

287. I SUPPOSE STEVEN BLUM HAS TO GO TO THE BATHROOM NOW!

288. STEVEN SHOULD HAVE GONE BEFORE WE LEFT!

289. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER WORD!

290. OH, NOW IT'S DELIA FRANKEL'S FAULT!

291. YOU CAN'T DRIVE THE CAR!

292. STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!

293. HERE — HAVE SOME GUM.